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[CAMERA CLICKING]
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WELCOME, PLANETARY
CONVERSION TEAM.
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WELCOME TO BLORCH,
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THE LATEST ADDITION
TO THE IRKEN EMPIRE
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AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
THE FIRST PLANET
TO FALL VICTIM
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TO OUR LATEST EFFORT
AT UNIVERSAL CONQUEST,
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OPERATION
IMPENDING DOOM II!
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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ALMIGHTY TALLEST ROCKS!
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NOW WE ERASE
THE REMAINING
ORGANICS ON BLORCH,
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PAVING THE WAY FOR,
I DUNNO,
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MAYBE A PARKING
STRUCTURE PLANET.
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YEAH! PARKING
STRUCTURE PLANET!
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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BUT FIRST,
WE'D LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE
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THE CONTRIBUTION OF ONE
VERY SPECIAL SOLDIER,
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WITHOUT WHOM
THIS VICTORY AND
THOSE SURELY TO COME
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WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE.
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INVADER ZIM!
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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YOU SEE IF ZIM
HADN'T BEEN EXILED
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TO THE FAR REACHES
OF THE GALAXY,
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HE WOULD
BE HERE, WITH US...
RUINING EVERYTHING.
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AND WE ALL REMEMBER
HOW HE MESSED UP
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OPERATION IMPENDING
DOOM 1, AM I RIGHT?
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Voice:
I DON'T!
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SEIZE THAT GUY
AND, UH...THROW HIM
OUT THE AIRLOCK.
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Voice:
AHHHH!
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THAT WAS THE WRONG GUY,
BUT...THAT'S OK.
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I THINK EVERYONE
GETS THE POINT, HMM?
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SO LET'S GIVE
A BIG CHEER
FOR INVADER ZIM
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FOR BEING
SO FAR AWAY!
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[CHEERING]
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One Irken:
INVADER ZIM ROCKS!
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[ALARM SOUND]
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QUIET EVERYBODY,
QUIET. HA HA HA.
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WE HAVE A LITTLE
SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE GETTING A REPORT
FROM ZIM RIGHT NOW.
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TRANSFER IT TO
THE MAIN VIEW SCREEN!
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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HOW VERY
WELL DESERVED OF ME.
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INVADER ZIM
REPORTING IN, SIRS.
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YES, GREETINGS, ZIM.
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KEEPING BUSY,
IT LOOKS LIKE.
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DOING US PROUD.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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YES, YES, I AM.
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I'M IN A BEAR SUIT.
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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PLEASE! ENOUGH!
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FOLLOWING INVADER PROTOCOL,
I'VE SENT PROBES
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OUT TO THE SURROUNDING
PLANETS
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TO CHECK THEM
FOR POTENTIAL USE.
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UH HUH.
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SCANS FROM
A PLANET NAMED...MARS
ARE INTRIGUING.
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YOU CAN EXPECT
A FULL REPORT
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WHEN I HAVE
MORE INFORMATION.
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THANK YOU,
INVADER ZIM.
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WITHOUT YOUR EFFORTS
OUT THERE,
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[SUPPRESSING LAUGHTER]
THE ENTIRE OPERATION
WOULD SURELY CRUMBLE.
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HA HA HA!
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YES. YES, IT WOULD.
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LET'S HEAR IT
FOR ZIM!
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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IDIOT.
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TRULY, I AM AMAZING.
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HOW COULD THEY NOT
CHEER THE VERY SIGHT
OF MY PROGRESS.
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STILL, I AM
BECOMING IMPATIENT
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WITH MY INCREDIBLY
SUBTLE INFILTRATION
OF THIS PLANET
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AND AM GROWING
EVER HUNGRIER TO BE
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THE DESTRUCTION
OF THE HUMANS.
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DESTRUCTION IS NICE!
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Computer: LONG RANGE
SPACE PROBES HAVE
RETURNED.
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EXCELLENT TIMING.
BEGIN DATA DOWNLOAD.
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Computer: ACCESSING
DATA FROM MARS PROBES.
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SOME OF THIS LANDSCAPE
LOOKS UNNATURAL,
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AS THOUGH NATURE
WAS NOT INVOLVED
IN ITS FORMATION.
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BUT THE SENSORS SHOW
NO LIFE FORMS.
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WHATEVER WIPED OUT
THESE "MARS-OIDS"
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MUST HAVE TRULY BEEN
INCREDIBLE.
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INCREDIBLE ENOUGH,
MAYBE, TO ASSIST IN
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MY ANNIHILATION
OF THE HUMANS?
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GIR!
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GIR! GIR!
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MEET ME IN THE LAUNCH HANGAR!
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I GOTTA GO, PIG.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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I GOTTA GO, PIG!
I'LL SEE YOU LATER!
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WE'RE GOING TO MARS!
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Gir:
ARE WE THERE YET?
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THE CAMERA STATIONS
HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YEARS,
AGENT DARKBOOTIE,
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BUT WHEN THEY DIDN'T FIND
ANY LIFE AFTER THE FIRST WEEK,
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NASA PLACE GAVE UP
ON THEM, BUT I HAVEN'T.
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LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND.
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THIS IS WHAT ONE OF
THE CAMERA STATIONS
LOOKS LIKE.
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THIS ONE WAS TAKEN
A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO.
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LOOK UP HERE.
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NASA PLACE SAYS
THIS IS A THUMBPRINT.
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THAT IS NO THUMBPRINT.
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HMM. YOU'VE DONE WELL,
AGENT MOTHMAN.
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BUT THE SWOLLEN EYEBALL
NEEDS CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE
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BEFORE FILING
ANYTHING AS CONFIRMED
ALIEN ACTIVITY.
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LET ME KNOW
IF YOU FIND MORE.
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DARKBOOTIE OUT.
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GET OFF MY HEAD, GIR.
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I HAVE A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS LEAD.
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I CAN ALMOST TASTE
THE HUMANS BEING DESTROYED.
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IT'S DELICIOUS!
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THIS MARS HOLDS THE KEY,
I JUST KNOW IT.
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NEW WORDS OF PRAISE
WILL HAVE TO BE INVENTED
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JUST SO THEY CAN PR--
GET OFF MY HEAD!!
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THE TASTE OF IMPENDING
HUMAN ANNIHILATION
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GROWS STRONGER
IN MY AMAZING HEAD.
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[SMACKS LIPS]
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[ALSO SMACKS LIPS]
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NOW, LET'S FIND OUT
WHAT DESTROYED THE PEOPLE
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WHO BUILT THIS UGLY THING.
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OOHHHH.
IT'S BROKEN.
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DAD, AS A MAN
OF SCIENCE,
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YOU AT LEAST
HAVE TO ADMIT
THAT THIS PICTURE
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SHOWS SOMETHING...
FREAKY
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AND OF SOME SPOOKY
ALIEN ORIGIN.
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I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
THOSE STATIONS HAVEN'T
BEEN MONITORED
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FOR ONE SIMPLE REASON:
THERE ARE NO ALIENS!
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NONE ABLE TO TRAVEL
THE MASSIVE DISTANCE
TO OUR PLANET, ANYHOW.
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YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING
THOSE TRANSMISSIONS
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SINCE YOU WERE A BABY
WITH AN ENORMOUS HEAD.
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IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON,
SON.
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REAL SCIENCE. TRY IT.
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[GIR'S SQUEAL]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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IT'S FIXED! OH, YEAH. OOH!
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GIR! COME HERE!
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OH, MAAAAN!
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THIS IS POINTLESS, GIR.
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THIS PLANET'S A ROCK,
A USELESS WASTELAND.
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WHOEVER THEY WERE,
THEY LEFT NO SIGN OF
WHAT WIPED THEM OUT.
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THEY JUST LEFT THESE
STUPID STRUCTURES HERE
TO TAUNT ME. I HATE THEM!
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AND I HOPE THEY D--
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HUH. OH, YEAH.
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I CAN SEE
UP ITS NOSE.
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THIS MEANS
MORE TIME ON EARTH
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WITH THE STENCH
OF HUMANITY.
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FILTHY HUMANS!
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[RINGING SOUND]
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WHAT IS THAT SOUND?
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GIR!
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UGH!
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DAD! GAZ!
COME SEE THIS!
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PLEASE! NO MORE
FOOLISHNESS, SON!
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Gaz:
YOUR VOICE IS STUPID!
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EEEAAAHH!
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WELCOME, PILOT.
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HOW YA DOIN'?
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WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
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I AM ALL THAT IS LEFT
OF MY PEOPLE,
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AN INTERACTIVE
INSTRUCTION MANUAL
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FOR THE INCREDIBLE VESSEL
YOU ARE NOW HELMING.
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YOUR PEOPLE WERE
INSTRUCTION MANUALS?
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NO, NO. HUH?
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VESSEL?
THIS THING'S A SHIP?
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MY PEOPLE WORKED THEMSELVES
INTO EXTINCTION
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CONVERTING OUR PLANET
INTO A NAVIGABLE
SPACE VESSEL,
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USING SIMILAR TECHNOLOGY
TESTED AND PROVEN ON
ANOTHER, NEARBY PLANET.
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WHAT OTHER PLANET?
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THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT
RIGHT NOW.
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ANOTHER PLANET?
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WHY WOULD YOU
DO ALL THAT?
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BECAUSE IT'S COOL.
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MM-HMM.
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[GIR SQUEALS]
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THE INVADER BEHIND
THIS IMPORTANT
FIRST VICTORY IS...
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UH...
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[WHISPERING]
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INVADER...SKOODGE?
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[WHISPERING]
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THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
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THAT CANNOT BE
THE POSTER BOY FOR
IRKEN GALACTIC CONQUEST.
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HE'S SO...SHORT.
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AND UGLY.
I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.
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GREETINGS, MY TALLEST.
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AS THE INVADER
RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
PLANET'S DOWNFALL,
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I GET TO LAUNCH
THE TRADITIONAL FINAL
CANNON SWEEP, RIGHT?
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UM...YEAH. UH...
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SO THAT NO IRKEN BOOT
HAS TO COME INTO CONTACT
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WITH ANY UNSAVORY
ALIEN FILTH. HOO-AH!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
UM, WELL...
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THERE'S A NEW
TRADITION NOW.
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MAN, YOU'RE UGLY!
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AND SHORT!
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THE NEW TRADITION IS THAT
YOU GET TO BE LAUNCHED
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AS PART OF
THE CANNON SWEEP.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
IN YOU GO.
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COMMENCE ORGANIC SWEEP!
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AAAHH!
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UH...YOU!
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YOUR NAME IS NOW SKOODGE,
CONQUEROR OF BLORCH.
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[LAUGHING]
REMEMBER...REMEMBER
THE TIME ZIM CALLED US
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AND HE WAS...
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HE WAS COVERED FROM
HEAD TO FOOT IN MEAT?
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YEAH! THE MEAT ENDED UP
FUSING TO HIS FLESH
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AND HE ALMOST WENT
BLIND WHEN IT INVADED
HIS EYE SOCKETS!
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HA HA HA! MEAT.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[BEEPING SOUND]
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OH, IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM.
HOLD ON. SHH--SHH.
STRAIGHT FACE.
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[BOTH LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY]
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GREETINGS, TALLEST.
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I BRING MORE
EVIDENCE OF MY
UNBELIEVABLE SKILLS.
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[CONTAINING LAUGHTER]
MORE EVIDENCE?
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YES. I'VE MADE
AN EXCITING DISCOVERY.
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THE PLANET MARS IS ACTUALLY
A GIANT SPACE SHIP
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BUILT BY FLOATING HEADS.
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I'M GOING
TO FLY IT TO EARTH
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WHERE I WILL ROLL IT AROUND
ON THE SURFACE,
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SQUISHING ALL
THE EARTH LIFE
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AND LEAVING IT FREE
FOR US TO CONQUER
WITHOUT RESISTANCE!
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PREPARE THE FLEET,
FOR I WILL BE FIRING
THE FIRST VOLLEY
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IN EARTH'S ORGANIC SWEEP
TOMORROW!
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INVADER ZIM SIGNING OFF.
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[LAUGHING]
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I HAVE TO STOP HIM!
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING
AT THIS HOUR?
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OH...YOU KNOW.
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Puppet:
TO SAVE THE EARTH?
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YES.
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MY POOR, INSANE SON.
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...THE END OF THE WORLD!...
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WAS THAT THE UH...
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MM-HMM.
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00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,455
...CRAZY UFO KID?
232
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,522
YUP.
233
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,034
OH, NO. DIB.
234
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,736
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO SAY,
235
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,237
BUT YOU HAVE
TO BELIEVE ME THIS TIME.
236
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,740
MARS IS A GIANT SPACE SHIP
237
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,107
AND IT'S BEING PILOTED
BY AN ALIEN...
238
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:26,077
IS THIS THAT...ZIG
YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT?
239
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,312
ZIM!
240
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,746
HE'S ACTIVATED
THE FACE ON MARS,
241
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,816
AND NOW HE'S FLYING
THE WHOLE PLANET LIKE
SOME HORRIBLE...WOW!
242
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,918
THIS SOUNDS REALLY STUPID,
DOESN'T IT?
243
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,922
ANYHOW, THE FLOATING HEAD
SAID THAT THERE WAS
ANOTHER PLANET
244
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,825
AND THAT THEY'D MODIFIED IT
WITH GIANT ENGINES.
245
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,393
WE HAVE TO FIND OUT
WHICH ONE.
246
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,728
ALL RIGHT,
LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
247
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,463
HE'S FLYING...
248
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,398
WHAT'S HE FLYING?
249
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:51,135
THERE! LOOK!
YOU CAN SEE HIM ON
THE MARTIAN CAMERA FEEDS!
250
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,303
SORRY, KID.
251
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:53,504
SINCE THEY CUT
THE FUNDING,
252
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:54,739
WE'RE NOT EVEN
ALLOWED TO LOOK
AT THOSE MONITORS.
253
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,243
WHOA!
254
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,312
IT'S...[SHUDDERS]
255
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,647
I THINK
IT'S AN ASTEROID!
256
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,015
IT'S HUGE!
257
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,950
IT'S HEADED
STRAIGHT FOR US!
258
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,553
IT'S ZIM!
JUST LOOK AT THE SCREENS!
259
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,623
OK. DO WE HAVE TO GO
THROUGH THE WHOLE
FUNDING THING AGAIN?
260
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,232
Zim:
HA HA HA HA HA!
261
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,733
PEOPLE OF EARTH!
262
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,769
PREPARE TO TASTE
THE MIGHTY FOOT
OF MY PLANET!
263
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,571
HE HA HA HA HA HA!...
264
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,014
Red: I'M ZIM.
I'M SQUISHING OUT
ALL LIFE.
265
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,982
[BOTH LAUGHING]
266
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,123
OH, STOP!
267
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:50,628
WHUH?
268
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,730
I BELIEVE YOU.
I THINK I CAN HELP YOU.
269
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,298
WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
CLEAN ME?
270
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,833
THE OTHER PLANET
YOU MENTIONED,
271
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,836
THE ONE YOU SAID
WAS ALSO FITTED WITH
THE GIANT ENGINES,
272
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,538
IT CAN ONLY BE MERCURY.
273
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:03,841
THERE.
274
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,543
THE BUTT ON MERCURY.
275
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,712
A LESSER KNOWN
STRUCTURE THAN
THE FACE ON MARS,
276
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,548
BUT ONE JUST
AS MYSTERIOUS.
277
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,416
YES. THAT'S IT!
278
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,351
NOW, HOW DO I GET
TO THE BUTT?
279
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,157
WHAT IS IT?
280
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,258
IT'S AN OLD MONKEY SHIP
FROM BACK IN THE DAYS
281
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:24,295
WHEN THEY USED TO SHOOT
MONKEYS INTO SPACE.
282
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,331
[SNIFFING]
283
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,966
AH! YOU CAN STILL
SMELL THE MONKEY.
284
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,233
DOES IT STILL WORK?
285
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,135
I'VE DONE ALL
THE REPAIRS MYSELF.
286
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,104
WHY WOULD YOU HELP ME?
287
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,473
NOBODY EVER HELPS ME!
288
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,576
LET'S JUST SAY
MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN.
289
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:41,245
AGENT...DARKBOOTIE?
290
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,222
[GIR HUMMING]
291
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,833
THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!
292
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,468
I TOLD THE TALLEST
TO BRING THE FLEET TOMORROW!
293
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,971
AT THIS RATE,
WE WON'T BE DONE WITH
OUR DESTROYING BY THEN!
294
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,873
THERE MUST BE
SOME BOOSTERS.
295
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,176
AH, HERE.
HOLD ON TO SOMETHING, GIR!
296
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,783
EH HA HA HA HA!...
297
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,155
Gir:
AAAHHH!
298
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,961
[GIR LAUGHS ALSO]
299
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,368
[DIB SCREAMS]
300
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,805
THAT SOUNDED LIKE...
NO. COULDN'T BE.
301
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,608
[ZIM AND GIR
CONTINUE LAUGHING]
302
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,187
AAHH!
303
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,056
WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
DOOOOOOMED!
304
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,931
[EARTH PEOPLE OOH AND AH]
305
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,570
HEY! WE'RE ALL DOOMED,
REMEMBER?
306
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,738
[SCREAMING]
307
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,948
[LAUGHING]
308
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:03,520
NOW...SLOWING TO
SQUISHING SPEED.
309
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,940
WAAAAHHH!
310
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,910
AAAHHHH!
311
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,947
WAAAAAHHH!...
312
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:36,120
Soda holder:
OH, NO! OH, NO!
313
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,288
OH, OH, NO!
314
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,056
NO, NO, NO!
315
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,325
NO, NO, NO!
316
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,893
WHA-HA!
317
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,395
[CHILD CRIES]
318
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,800
[SODA HOLDER
CONTINUES TO SCREAM]
319
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,737
[CHILD CRIES AGAIN]
320
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,213
[ZIM SCREAMS]
321
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,014
Dib: NOT WHILE I'M AROUND,
ZIM!
322
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,416
DON'T TELL ME
YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT
YOU'D WIN THIS.
323
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,253
OH, YOU HORRIBLE,
INTERFERING DIB!
324
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,926
TASTE THE MIGHTY
DOOM OF MY MOONS.
325
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,065
YAAAAAHHH!
326
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,849
YOU SHOULDN'T INTERFERE
WITH A SUPERIOR FORCE, DIB.
327
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,051
YOU'D HAVE BEEN
BETTER OFF JUST
STAYING ON YOUR PLANET
328
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,853
AND GETTING
SQUISHED JUST
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
329
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,122
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
BOTHERED COMING TO EARTH,
330
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,723
BECAUSE I'LL STOP YOU
AT EVERY TURN!
331
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:10,907
AAAHHH!
332
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,979
GIR, GO TAKE CARE
OF THE EARTHBOY.
333
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,651
WHAT'S THIS DO?
WHAT'S THAT DO?...
334
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,290
NO! AAEEE!
335
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,630
[GIR CONTINUES
JABBERING]
336
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,766
MAYBE THAT LITTLE ROBOT
ISN'T SUCH A BAD EVIL
MINION AFTER ALL.
337
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,303
WHAT'S IT DO?
WHAT'S IT DO?
338
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,303
HEY, GO AWAY.
339
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,172
OKEEDOKEE!
340
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,163
LET'S SEE IF YOU HAVE
THE PILOTING SKILLS
341
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,600
TO MANEUVER THROUGH
THE ASTEROID BELT,
FEEBLE DIB-THING?
342
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,037
Y-HEH HEH HEH HEH!
343
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,707
THAT'S JUST STUPID.
344
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,609
LOOK AT THAT
COWARDLY HUMAN.
345
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,411
WE'LL SEE WHO'S STUPID
WHEN--AAAHHHHHH!
346
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,983
AAHH! AAHHH!...
347
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,795
UGH! AH! OH! OOH! OOH!
348
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,203
YOU MIGHT AS WELL HEAD BACK
TO YOUR HOME PLANET, ZIM.
349
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,704
I'VE RECORDED
THIS WHOLE THING.
350
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,240
IRREFUTABLE PROOF
OF YOUR EXISTENCE.
351
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,243
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN...
352
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,347
THAT LITTLE ROBOT!
HE TOOK MY CAMERAS!
353
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:00,918
[BEEPING SOUND]
354
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,320
IT'S ZIM.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
355
00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:06,423
I JUST STARTED
BREATHING AGAIN
FROM THE LAST ONE.
356
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,158
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
MY TALLEST.
357
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:11,261
I HAVE RID THIS SOLAR SYSTEM
OF PLANET MARS.
358
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,430
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING
TO DESTROY THE EARTH.
359
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,500
OH, YES...THAT.
360
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,567
YOU HEARD WRONG.
361
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:19,369
THIS TIME, I WAS TRYING
TO GET RID OF MARS.
362
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,872
YOU KNOW, JUST A LITTLE
WARM-UP BEFORE I DESTROYED
THE HUMANS.
363
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,874
YEAH. SEE,
I'LL DO EARTH NEXT.
364
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,709
I'M AN UNSTOPPABLE
DEATH MACHINE, YOU KNOW.
365
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:29,079
WELL, INVADER ZIM,
SIGNING OFF!
366
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,014
[LAUGHING]
367
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,985
UNSTOPPABLE
DEATH MACHINE!
368
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,653
DID HE SAY UNSTOPPABLE
DEATH MACHINE?
369
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,689
JUST A LITTLE
WARM-UP!
370
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:46,196
OH, PLEASE!
DID HE SAY UNSTOPPABLE
DEATH MACHINE?!
371
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:47,598
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
372
00:23:36,514 --> 00:23:37,414
I'M IN A BEAR SUIT.
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