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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,349 [CAMERA CLICKING] 2 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,960 WELCOME, PLANETARY CONVERSION TEAM. 3 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:04,563 WELCOME TO BLORCH, 4 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,531 THE LATEST ADDITION TO THE IRKEN EMPIRE 5 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,567 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE FIRST PLANET TO FALL VICTIM 6 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:12,604 TO OUR LATEST EFFORT AT UNIVERSAL CONQUEST, 7 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:15,574 OPERATION IMPENDING DOOM II! 8 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,075 [CROWD CHEERS] 9 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:19,311 ALMIGHTY TALLEST ROCKS! 10 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:23,382 NOW WE ERASE THE REMAINING ORGANICS ON BLORCH, 11 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,851 PAVING THE WAY FOR, I DUNNO, 12 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,719 MAYBE A PARKING STRUCTURE PLANET. 13 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,888 YEAH! PARKING STRUCTURE PLANET! 14 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:30,889 [CROWD CHEERS] 15 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,257 BUT FIRST, WE'D LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE 16 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:35,159 THE CONTRIBUTION OF ONE VERY SPECIAL SOLDIER, 17 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:38,397 WITHOUT WHOM THIS VICTORY AND THOSE SURELY TO COME 18 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:39,631 WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE. 19 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,733 INVADER ZIM! 20 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:42,734 [CROWD CHEERS] 21 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,069 YOU SEE IF ZIM HADN'T BEEN EXILED 22 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:46,138 TO THE FAR REACHES OF THE GALAXY, 23 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:49,807 HE WOULD BE HERE, WITH US... RUINING EVERYTHING. 24 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:51,643 AND WE ALL REMEMBER HOW HE MESSED UP 25 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,811 OPERATION IMPENDING DOOM 1, AM I RIGHT? 26 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,080 Voice: I DON'T! 27 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:58,149 SEIZE THAT GUY AND, UH...THROW HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK. 28 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,519 Voice: AHHHH! 29 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,757 THAT WAS THE WRONG GUY, BUT...THAT'S OK. 30 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,158 I THINK EVERYONE GETS THE POINT, HMM? 31 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:10,129 SO LET'S GIVE A BIG CHEER FOR INVADER ZIM 32 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,897 FOR BEING SO FAR AWAY! 33 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,532 [CHEERING] 34 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,100 One Irken: INVADER ZIM ROCKS! 35 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:16,234 [ALARM SOUND] 36 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,002 QUIET EVERYBODY, QUIET. HA HA HA. 37 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,638 WE HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 38 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,507 IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GETTING A REPORT FROM ZIM RIGHT NOW. 39 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,476 TRANSFER IT TO THE MAIN VIEW SCREEN! 40 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:25,476 [CROWD CHEERING] 41 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,078 WELL, THANK YOU. 42 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,113 HOW VERY WELL DESERVED OF ME. 43 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,916 INVADER ZIM REPORTING IN, SIRS. 44 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,852 YES, GREETINGS, ZIM. 45 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,387 KEEPING BUSY, IT LOOKS LIKE. 46 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:36,121 DOING US PROUD. 47 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:37,456 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 48 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,324 YES, YES, I AM. 49 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,892 I'M IN A BEAR SUIT. 50 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:41,893 [CROWD CHEERS] 51 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:42,961 PLEASE! ENOUGH! 52 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,662 FOLLOWING INVADER PROTOCOL, I'VE SENT PROBES 53 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:46,064 OUT TO THE SURROUNDING PLANETS 54 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,799 TO CHECK THEM FOR POTENTIAL USE. 55 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,535 UH HUH. 56 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:52,070 SCANS FROM A PLANET NAMED...MARS ARE INTRIGUING. 57 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,972 YOU CAN EXPECT A FULL REPORT 58 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:55,406 WHEN I HAVE MORE INFORMATION. 59 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:57,075 THANK YOU, INVADER ZIM. 60 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:58,843 WITHOUT YOUR EFFORTS OUT THERE, 61 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,578 [SUPPRESSING LAUGHTER] THE ENTIRE OPERATION WOULD SURELY CRUMBLE. 62 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:01,747 HA HA HA! 63 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,648 YES. YES, IT WOULD. 64 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,283 LET'S HEAR IT FOR ZIM! 65 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,985 [CROWD CHEERS] 66 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:08,787 IDIOT. 67 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,659 TRULY, I AM AMAZING. 68 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:17,262 HOW COULD THEY NOT CHEER THE VERY SIGHT OF MY PROGRESS. 69 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,067 STILL, I AM BECOMING IMPATIENT 70 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:24,603 WITH MY INCREDIBLY SUBTLE INFILTRATION OF THIS PLANET 71 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,071 AND AM GROWING EVER HUNGRIER TO BE 72 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,339 THE DESTRUCTION OF THE HUMANS. 73 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,074 DESTRUCTION IS NICE! 74 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,986 Computer: LONG RANGE SPACE PROBES HAVE RETURNED. 75 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,923 EXCELLENT TIMING. BEGIN DATA DOWNLOAD. 76 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,335 Computer: ACCESSING DATA FROM MARS PROBES. 77 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,283 SOME OF THIS LANDSCAPE LOOKS UNNATURAL, 78 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:14,886 AS THOUGH NATURE WAS NOT INVOLVED IN ITS FORMATION. 79 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,788 BUT THE SENSORS SHOW NO LIFE FORMS. 80 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,356 WHATEVER WIPED OUT THESE "MARS-OIDS" 81 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,992 MUST HAVE TRULY BEEN INCREDIBLE. 82 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,693 INCREDIBLE ENOUGH, MAYBE, TO ASSIST IN 83 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,629 MY ANNIHILATION OF THE HUMANS? 84 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:25,864 GIR! 85 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,568 GIR! GIR! 86 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:31,036 MEET ME IN THE LAUNCH HANGAR! 87 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,372 I GOTTA GO, PIG. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 88 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,811 I GOTTA GO, PIG! I'LL SEE YOU LATER! 89 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,750 WE'RE GOING TO MARS! 90 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,860 Gir: ARE WE THERE YET? 91 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,632 THE CAMERA STATIONS HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YEARS, AGENT DARKBOOTIE, 92 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:03,668 BUT WHEN THEY DIDN'T FIND ANY LIFE AFTER THE FIRST WEEK, 93 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,004 NASA PLACE GAVE UP ON THEM, BUT I HAVEN'T. 94 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:07,438 LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND. 95 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,741 THIS IS WHAT ONE OF THE CAMERA STATIONS LOOKS LIKE. 96 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,242 THIS ONE WAS TAKEN A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO. 97 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,377 LOOK UP HERE. 98 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:14,745 NASA PLACE SAYS THIS IS A THUMBPRINT. 99 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,681 THAT IS NO THUMBPRINT. 100 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,517 HMM. YOU'VE DONE WELL, AGENT MOTHMAN. 101 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:22,053 BUT THE SWOLLEN EYEBALL NEEDS CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE 102 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:24,990 BEFORE FILING ANYTHING AS CONFIRMED ALIEN ACTIVITY. 103 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,059 LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND MORE. 104 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,326 DARKBOOTIE OUT. 105 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:42,040 GET OFF MY HEAD, GIR. 106 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,475 I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS LEAD. 107 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,811 I CAN ALMOST TASTE THE HUMANS BEING DESTROYED. 108 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:47,912 IT'S DELICIOUS! 109 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,880 THIS MARS HOLDS THE KEY, I JUST KNOW IT. 110 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,717 NEW WORDS OF PRAISE WILL HAVE TO BE INVENTED 111 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,552 JUST SO THEY CAN PR-- GET OFF MY HEAD!! 112 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,221 THE TASTE OF IMPENDING HUMAN ANNIHILATION 113 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,057 GROWS STRONGER IN MY AMAZING HEAD. 114 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,058 [SMACKS LIPS] 115 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,726 [ALSO SMACKS LIPS] 116 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,908 NOW, LET'S FIND OUT WHAT DESTROYED THE PEOPLE 117 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,777 WHO BUILT THIS UGLY THING. 118 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,249 OOHHHH. IT'S BROKEN. 119 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,955 DAD, AS A MAN OF SCIENCE, 120 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,324 YOU AT LEAST HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THIS PICTURE 121 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,592 SHOWS SOMETHING... FREAKY 122 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,828 AND OF SOME SPOOKY ALIEN ORIGIN. 123 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,362 I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. THOSE STATIONS HAVEN'T BEEN MONITORED 124 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:41,666 FOR ONE SIMPLE REASON: THERE ARE NO ALIENS! 125 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,535 NONE ABLE TO TRAVEL THE MASSIVE DISTANCE TO OUR PLANET, ANYHOW. 126 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:45,736 YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THOSE TRANSMISSIONS 127 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:48,005 SINCE YOU WERE A BABY WITH AN ENORMOUS HEAD. 128 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,507 IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON, SON. 129 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,110 REAL SCIENCE. TRY IT. 130 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,517 [GIR'S SQUEAL] 131 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,085 WHAT WAS THAT? 132 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:07,091 IT'S FIXED! OH, YEAH. OOH! 133 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,059 GIR! COME HERE! 134 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,363 OH, MAAAAN! 135 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,864 THIS IS POINTLESS, GIR. 136 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,566 THIS PLANET'S A ROCK, A USELESS WASTELAND. 137 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:18,970 WHOEVER THEY WERE, THEY LEFT NO SIGN OF WHAT WIPED THEM OUT. 138 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:22,140 THEY JUST LEFT THESE STUPID STRUCTURES HERE TO TAUNT ME. I HATE THEM! 139 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,142 AND I HOPE THEY D-- 140 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:25,209 HUH. OH, YEAH. 141 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,577 I CAN SEE UP ITS NOSE. 142 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:28,112 THIS MEANS MORE TIME ON EARTH 143 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,881 WITH THE STENCH OF HUMANITY. 144 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:30,915 FILTHY HUMANS! 145 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,617 [RINGING SOUND] 146 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:33,918 WHAT IS THAT SOUND? 147 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:39,957 GIR! 148 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,304 UGH! 149 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:55,774 DAD! GAZ! COME SEE THIS! 150 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,742 PLEASE! NO MORE FOOLISHNESS, SON! 151 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,177 Gaz: YOUR VOICE IS STUPID! 152 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:10,555 EEEAAAHH! 153 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,072 WELCOME, PILOT. 154 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,341 HOW YA DOIN'? 155 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,142 WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS ALL THIS? 156 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:34,012 I AM ALL THAT IS LEFT OF MY PEOPLE, 157 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,080 AN INTERACTIVE INSTRUCTION MANUAL 158 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,216 FOR THE INCREDIBLE VESSEL YOU ARE NOW HELMING. 159 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,984 YOUR PEOPLE WERE INSTRUCTION MANUALS? 160 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,152 NO, NO. HUH? 161 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:44,289 VESSEL? THIS THING'S A SHIP? 162 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,890 MY PEOPLE WORKED THEMSELVES INTO EXTINCTION 163 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,093 CONVERTING OUR PLANET INTO A NAVIGABLE SPACE VESSEL, 164 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:51,429 USING SIMILAR TECHNOLOGY TESTED AND PROVEN ON ANOTHER, NEARBY PLANET. 165 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,031 WHAT OTHER PLANET? 166 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,467 THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. 167 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,102 ANOTHER PLANET? 168 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,870 WHY WOULD YOU DO ALL THAT? 169 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,472 BECAUSE IT'S COOL. 170 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,140 MM-HMM. 171 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,514 [GIR SQUEALS] 172 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:22,126 THE INVADER BEHIND THIS IMPORTANT FIRST VICTORY IS... 173 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,128 UH... 174 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,496 [WHISPERING] 175 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,568 INVADER...SKOODGE? 176 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,239 [WHISPERING] 177 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,574 THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT. 178 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,878 THAT CANNOT BE THE POSTER BOY FOR IRKEN GALACTIC CONQUEST. 179 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,413 HE'S SO...SHORT. 180 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,482 AND UGLY. I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. 181 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,553 GREETINGS, MY TALLEST. 182 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,889 AS THE INVADER RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS PLANET'S DOWNFALL, 183 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,292 I GET TO LAUNCH THE TRADITIONAL FINAL CANNON SWEEP, RIGHT? 184 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,593 UM...YEAH. UH... 185 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:57,295 SO THAT NO IRKEN BOOT HAS TO COME INTO CONTACT 186 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,330 WITH ANY UNSAVORY ALIEN FILTH. HOO-AH! 187 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,732 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. UM, WELL... 188 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,200 THERE'S A NEW TRADITION NOW. 189 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,634 MAN, YOU'RE UGLY! 190 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,203 AND SHORT! 191 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,971 THE NEW TRADITION IS THAT YOU GET TO BE LAUNCHED 192 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,507 AS PART OF THE CANNON SWEEP. 193 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,013 THAT'S RIGHT, IN YOU GO. 194 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,750 COMMENCE ORGANIC SWEEP! 195 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:20,752 AAAHH! 196 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:24,823 UH...YOU! 197 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,658 YOUR NAME IS NOW SKOODGE, CONQUEROR OF BLORCH. 198 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:40,037 [LAUGHING] REMEMBER...REMEMBER THE TIME ZIM CALLED US 199 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,539 AND HE WAS... 200 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:43,841 HE WAS COVERED FROM HEAD TO FOOT IN MEAT? 201 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:47,145 YEAH! THE MEAT ENDED UP FUSING TO HIS FLESH 202 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,981 AND HE ALMOST WENT BLIND WHEN IT INVADED HIS EYE SOCKETS! 203 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:52,417 HA HA HA! MEAT. 204 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,052 [BOTH LAUGH] 205 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,787 [BEEPING SOUND] 206 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,524 OH, IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM. HOLD ON. SHH--SHH. STRAIGHT FACE. 207 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,459 [BOTH LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY] 208 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,264 GREETINGS, TALLEST. 209 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,133 I BRING MORE EVIDENCE OF MY UNBELIEVABLE SKILLS. 210 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,768 [CONTAINING LAUGHTER] MORE EVIDENCE? 211 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,138 YES. I'VE MADE AN EXCITING DISCOVERY. 212 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,307 THE PLANET MARS IS ACTUALLY A GIANT SPACE SHIP 213 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,109 BUILT BY FLOATING HEADS. 214 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,377 I'M GOING TO FLY IT TO EARTH 215 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,345 WHERE I WILL ROLL IT AROUND ON THE SURFACE, 216 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,747 SQUISHING ALL THE EARTH LIFE 217 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:27,018 AND LEAVING IT FREE FOR US TO CONQUER WITHOUT RESISTANCE! 218 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,454 PREPARE THE FLEET, FOR I WILL BE FIRING THE FIRST VOLLEY 219 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,955 IN EARTH'S ORGANIC SWEEP TOMORROW! 220 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,957 INVADER ZIM SIGNING OFF. 221 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,993 [LAUGHING] 222 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,167 I HAVE TO STOP HIM! 223 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:46,204 WHERE ARE YOU GOING AT THIS HOUR? 224 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,505 OH...YOU KNOW. 225 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:48,672 Puppet: TO SAVE THE EARTH? 226 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,008 YES. 227 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,077 MY POOR, INSANE SON. 228 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,715 ...THE END OF THE WORLD!... 229 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,585 WAS THAT THE UH... 230 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,585 MM-HMM. 231 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,455 ...CRAZY UFO KID? 232 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,522 YUP. 233 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,034 OH, NO. DIB. 234 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,736 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, 235 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,237 BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME THIS TIME. 236 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,740 MARS IS A GIANT SPACE SHIP 237 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,107 AND IT'S BEING PILOTED BY AN ALIEN... 238 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:26,077 IS THIS THAT...ZIG YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT? 239 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,312 ZIM! 240 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,746 HE'S ACTIVATED THE FACE ON MARS, 241 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,816 AND NOW HE'S FLYING THE WHOLE PLANET LIKE SOME HORRIBLE...WOW! 242 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,918 THIS SOUNDS REALLY STUPID, DOESN'T IT? 243 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,922 ANYHOW, THE FLOATING HEAD SAID THAT THERE WAS ANOTHER PLANET 244 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,825 AND THAT THEY'D MODIFIED IT WITH GIANT ENGINES. 245 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,393 WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE. 246 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,728 ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 247 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,463 HE'S FLYING... 248 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,398 WHAT'S HE FLYING? 249 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:51,135 THERE! LOOK! YOU CAN SEE HIM ON THE MARTIAN CAMERA FEEDS! 250 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,303 SORRY, KID. 251 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:53,504 SINCE THEY CUT THE FUNDING, 252 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:54,739 WE'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO LOOK AT THOSE MONITORS. 253 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,243 WHOA! 254 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,312 IT'S...[SHUDDERS] 255 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,647 I THINK IT'S AN ASTEROID! 256 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,015 IT'S HUGE! 257 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,950 IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US! 258 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,553 IT'S ZIM! JUST LOOK AT THE SCREENS! 259 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,623 OK. DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE FUNDING THING AGAIN? 260 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,232 Zim: HA HA HA HA HA! 261 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,733 PEOPLE OF EARTH! 262 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,769 PREPARE TO TASTE THE MIGHTY FOOT OF MY PLANET! 263 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,571 HE HA HA HA HA HA!... 264 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,014 Red: I'M ZIM. I'M SQUISHING OUT ALL LIFE. 265 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,982 [BOTH LAUGHING] 266 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,123 OH, STOP! 267 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:50,628 WHUH? 268 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,730 I BELIEVE YOU. I THINK I CAN HELP YOU. 269 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,298 WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? CLEAN ME? 270 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,833 THE OTHER PLANET YOU MENTIONED, 271 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,836 THE ONE YOU SAID WAS ALSO FITTED WITH THE GIANT ENGINES, 272 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,538 IT CAN ONLY BE MERCURY. 273 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:03,841 THERE. 274 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,543 THE BUTT ON MERCURY. 275 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,712 A LESSER KNOWN STRUCTURE THAN THE FACE ON MARS, 276 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,548 BUT ONE JUST AS MYSTERIOUS. 277 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,416 YES. THAT'S IT! 278 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,351 NOW, HOW DO I GET TO THE BUTT? 279 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,157 WHAT IS IT? 280 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,258 IT'S AN OLD MONKEY SHIP FROM BACK IN THE DAYS 281 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:24,295 WHEN THEY USED TO SHOOT MONKEYS INTO SPACE. 282 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,331 [SNIFFING] 283 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,966 AH! YOU CAN STILL SMELL THE MONKEY. 284 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,233 DOES IT STILL WORK? 285 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,135 I'VE DONE ALL THE REPAIRS MYSELF. 286 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,104 WHY WOULD YOU HELP ME? 287 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,473 NOBODY EVER HELPS ME! 288 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,576 LET'S JUST SAY MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN. 289 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:41,245 AGENT...DARKBOOTIE? 290 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,222 [GIR HUMMING] 291 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,833 THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! 292 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,468 I TOLD THE TALLEST TO BRING THE FLEET TOMORROW! 293 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,971 AT THIS RATE, WE WON'T BE DONE WITH OUR DESTROYING BY THEN! 294 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,873 THERE MUST BE SOME BOOSTERS. 295 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,176 AH, HERE. HOLD ON TO SOMETHING, GIR! 296 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,783 EH HA HA HA HA!... 297 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,155 Gir: AAAHHH! 298 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,961 [GIR LAUGHS ALSO] 299 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,368 [DIB SCREAMS] 300 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,805 THAT SOUNDED LIKE... NO. COULDN'T BE. 301 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,608 [ZIM AND GIR CONTINUE LAUGHING] 302 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,187 AAHH! 303 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,056 WE'RE ALL DOOMED! DOOOOOOMED! 304 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,931 [EARTH PEOPLE OOH AND AH] 305 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,570 HEY! WE'RE ALL DOOMED, REMEMBER? 306 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,738 [SCREAMING] 307 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,948 [LAUGHING] 308 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:03,520 NOW...SLOWING TO SQUISHING SPEED. 309 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,940 WAAAAHHH! 310 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,910 AAAHHHH! 311 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,947 WAAAAAHHH!... 312 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:36,120 Soda holder: OH, NO! OH, NO! 313 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,288 OH, OH, NO! 314 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,056 NO, NO, NO! 315 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,325 NO, NO, NO! 316 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,893 WHA-HA! 317 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,395 [CHILD CRIES] 318 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,800 [SODA HOLDER CONTINUES TO SCREAM] 319 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,737 [CHILD CRIES AGAIN] 320 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,213 [ZIM SCREAMS] 321 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,014 Dib: NOT WHILE I'M AROUND, ZIM! 322 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,416 DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU'D WIN THIS. 323 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,253 OH, YOU HORRIBLE, INTERFERING DIB! 324 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,926 TASTE THE MIGHTY DOOM OF MY MOONS. 325 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,065 YAAAAAHHH! 326 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,849 YOU SHOULDN'T INTERFERE WITH A SUPERIOR FORCE, DIB. 327 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,051 YOU'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF JUST STAYING ON YOUR PLANET 328 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,853 AND GETTING SQUISHED JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 329 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,122 WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED COMING TO EARTH, 330 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,723 BECAUSE I'LL STOP YOU AT EVERY TURN! 331 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:10,907 AAAHHH! 332 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,979 GIR, GO TAKE CARE OF THE EARTHBOY. 333 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,651 WHAT'S THIS DO? WHAT'S THAT DO?... 334 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,290 NO! AAEEE! 335 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,630 [GIR CONTINUES JABBERING] 336 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,766 MAYBE THAT LITTLE ROBOT ISN'T SUCH A BAD EVIL MINION AFTER ALL. 337 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,303 WHAT'S IT DO? WHAT'S IT DO? 338 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,303 HEY, GO AWAY. 339 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,172 OKEEDOKEE! 340 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,163 LET'S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE PILOTING SKILLS 341 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,600 TO MANEUVER THROUGH THE ASTEROID BELT, FEEBLE DIB-THING? 342 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,037 Y-HEH HEH HEH HEH! 343 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,707 THAT'S JUST STUPID. 344 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,609 LOOK AT THAT COWARDLY HUMAN. 345 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,411 WE'LL SEE WHO'S STUPID WHEN--AAAHHHHHH! 346 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,983 AAHH! AAHHH!... 347 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,795 UGH! AH! OH! OOH! OOH! 348 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,203 YOU MIGHT AS WELL HEAD BACK TO YOUR HOME PLANET, ZIM. 349 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,704 I'VE RECORDED THIS WHOLE THING. 350 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,240 IRREFUTABLE PROOF OF YOUR EXISTENCE. 351 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,243 THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN... 352 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,347 THAT LITTLE ROBOT! HE TOOK MY CAMERAS! 353 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:00,918 [BEEPING SOUND] 354 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,320 IT'S ZIM. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? 355 00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:06,423 I JUST STARTED BREATHING AGAIN FROM THE LAST ONE. 356 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,158 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, MY TALLEST. 357 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:11,261 I HAVE RID THIS SOLAR SYSTEM OF PLANET MARS. 358 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,430 I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO DESTROY THE EARTH. 359 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,500 OH, YES...THAT. 360 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,567 YOU HEARD WRONG. 361 00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:19,369 THIS TIME, I WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF MARS. 362 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,872 YOU KNOW, JUST A LITTLE WARM-UP BEFORE I DESTROYED THE HUMANS. 363 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,874 YEAH. SEE, I'LL DO EARTH NEXT. 364 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,709 I'M AN UNSTOPPABLE DEATH MACHINE, YOU KNOW. 365 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:29,079 WELL, INVADER ZIM, SIGNING OFF! 366 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,014 [LAUGHING] 367 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,985 UNSTOPPABLE DEATH MACHINE! 368 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,653 DID HE SAY UNSTOPPABLE DEATH MACHINE? 369 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,689 JUST A LITTLE WARM-UP! 370 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:46,196 OH, PLEASE! DID HE SAY UNSTOPPABLE DEATH MACHINE?! 371 00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:47,598 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 372 00:23:36,514 --> 00:23:37,414 I'M IN A BEAR SUIT. 27257

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