Original subtitles

AARRGHH! MY INTESTINES!

HA HA HA HA HA!

[PHONE RINGS]

HEY, MAN. IT'S BEEN 4 WEEKS SINCE YOU RENTED

INTESTINES OF WAR.

IT'S 20 DAYS OVERDUE!

HELLO? HELLO?!

WHO IS IT?

I GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN.

I GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!

THIS IS THE 100th TIME, GIR!

YOU HAVE TO STOP WATCHING THIS THING OR...

OH! WHAT IS THAT?!

A WARNING. OH, NO! OH, NOOOO!

F-B-I?

WHO IS THIS FBI?

WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO WARN US ABOUT?

SHHHH!

AHHHH!

[PHONE RINGS]

RETURN THAT MOVIE!

YOU GOT ANY OF THEM TAQUITOS?

COMPUTER, GIVE ME ALL THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE

ON THE FBI.

THE FBI IS A GOVERNMENT LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.

CONTINUE.

INSUFFICIENT DATA.

INSUFFICIENT DATA?

CAN'T YOU JUST MAKE AN EDUCATED GUESS?

OKAAAY.

UH...

FOUNDED IN 1492 BY, UH...

DEMONS...THE FBI IS A CRACK LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY

DESIGNED TO EHH...

I DUNNO... FIGHT ALIENS?

I KNEW IT! THIS IS BAD...

THIS IS SO BAD.

GIR! THAT MOVIE IS SOME KIND OF

GOVERNMENT SPYING TOOL!

QUICKLY, EAT IT!

[PHONE RINGS]

[RING!]

HELLO?

[CHANGING VOICES] HELLO. HELLO.

[VOICE DEEPER] GOOD. OK.

HELLO? HOW MAY I HELP YOU TODAY?

I'M THROUGH PLAYING AROUND!

YOU BETTER RETURN THAT VIDEO OR ELSE!

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!

I'M SORRY, I DO NOT KNOW

WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

I AM NORMAL.

IF THAT THING ISN'T IN THE DROP OFF BOX

BY THE TIME WE OPEN TOMORROW,

YOU'RE GONNA PAAAYYY...

LATE FEES.

I WANNA RENT THIS ONE!

WHY? SO YOU CAN KEEP IT FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS

AND NOT RETURN IT?

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO WANT TO WATCH IT?

YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THEM?

HUH? HUH?

[CRYING] WAAAAHHH!

THAT WAS THEM.

I HAVE TO RETURN THIS THING NOW.

NO! I'M STILL WATCHING IT.

I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

I NEED IT!

WHYYYYEEEE!

WAAAAHHHH...!

[SNORING]

THEY'VE LOCKED DOWN THEIR FORTRESS...

WITH LOCKS!

OK, NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.

I'M RETURNING THIS STUPID MOVIE

NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY TO KEEP ME OUT.

REST EASY, VARIOUS RETAIL OUTLETS.

SERGEANT SLAB RANKLE IS ON THE JOB.

SLEEP TIGHT, DEELISHUS WEENIE.

YOUR SEEDY BUNS WILL GO UNHARMED THIS NIGHT.

AH, THE VIDEO OUTHOUSE.

SLUMBER WELL, SWEET VIDEO OUTHOUSE,

WITH YOUR VIDEO TREASURES NESTLED DEEP WITHIN

YOUR VULNERABLE BELLY. SLAB'S ON THE JOB.

[ALARM]

WHAT'S THIS?

[ALARM CONTINUES RINGING]

LET'S SEE... VIDEO OUTHOUSE, VIDEO OUTHOUSE.

FOURTH FLOOR, D405...

[STATIC]

AH! THEY KNOW I'M HERE!

THE MALL IS CLOSED!

YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF CODE 4 SLASH 72.

PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH!

WHO ARE YOU?

SERGEANT SLAB RANKLE.

SERIAL NUMBER F305769,

AND YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION.

I VIOLATE NOTHING!

I'VE COME TO RETURN THIS VIDEO DISC

AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT YOUR PRECIOUS FBI CAN DO TO STOP ME.

THE FBI?

HA HA HA HA!

NOTHING BUT AMATEURS.

NO, MY FRIEND, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE TANGLING WITH

SOMEONE FAR WORSE THAN THE FBI.

YOU'VE JUST CROSSED... MALL SECURITY.

SECURITY? YOU'RE NOT THE FBI? HUH?

I WORRIED FOR NOTHING.

THIS IS JUST A TYPICAL EARTH STORE.

I'VE LET MY FEARS GET THE BEST OF ME.

HEH HEH HEH.

I'M VERY FUNNY.

[LOUD CLICKING SOUNDS]

AAAHHH!

THE GAME BEGINS.

THERE!

SIMPLE.

THIS LITTLE STINK MAN WILL NOT GET IN MY WAY.

OOH!

AH!

[RINGING]

RELEASE ME!

RELEASE ME OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF ZIM!

WE MEET AT LAST, YOUNG TRESPASSER.

QUIET! THERE'LL BE TIME FOR YOU TO GROVEL LATER.

TELL ME SOMETHING...

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF BUSINESS HOURS?

DO YOU? WELL, DO YOU!!!

WE HAVE RULES FOR A REASON, BOY!

WITHOUT THEM, THERE IS ONLY CHAOS.

AND CHAOS IS...OOGH...

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK OF IT.

COULD YOU JUST DROP THAT DISC IN THE SLOT BEHIND YOU

AND LET ME GO WITH A WARNING?

I'M AFRAID NOT.

THIS IS EVIDENCE.

AND AS FOR LETTING YOU GO...NO!

GOOD JOB, SLAB RANKLE.

YOUR COUNTRY COMMENDS YOU.

THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.

AAAAHHHH!

UGH!

WHOA! OH, MAN!

AN ALIEN! AN ALIEN!

UHH!

FALSE ALARM.

RANKLE GOT YOU, TOO, HUH?

WELCOME TO OUR LITTLE CLUB... OF DOOM!

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

WE'VE ALL GOT OUR REASONS FOR BEING HERE.

SHOPLIFTING, LOITERING, SINGING.

I SAID I WAS SORRY.

WHAT CAN I DO?

I GOT THE MUSIC IN MY SOUL!

HE CAUGHT ME SLEEPING DURING MY SHIFT.

WHEN YOU BREAK THE RULES,

RANKLE SENDS YOU HERE.

EVERY COUPLE OF DAYS,

HE TAKES SOMEONE AWAY.

THEY NEVER COME BACK.

SOME SAY HE JUST LETS THEM GO.

ME? I SAY HE TAKES THEM AND TURNS THEM

INTO HORRIBLE ZOMBIE SOLDIERS

IN THAT NEW ZOMBIE LAB

THEY JUST PUT IN OUT BACK.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE SOLDIER.

HAS ANYONE EVER ESCAPED?

THE ONLY GUY WHO EVER ESCAPED...

NEVER MADE IT OUT.

HEH?

MMMYEP.

THERE IS HOPE!

WITH THE PROPER GUIDANCE, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

AND I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW,

YOU CAN GET OUT OF THIS CELL!

IF YOU ONLY BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN,

THEN YOU CAN! TRUST ME!

RISE, MY FELLOW PRISONERS!

RISE UP AND USE YOUR REVOLTING LIMBS

TO ESCAPE THIS PRISON.

THAT'S IT! YES, CLIMB ON TOP OF EACH OTHER

AND FORM A STAIRWAY.

A STAIRWAY OF HOPE AND COOPERATION.

IT'S TIME TO RUN FREE THROUGH YOUR HIDEOUS STREETS ONCE MORE!

IF WE WORK TOGETHER,

WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE! WHO'S WITH ME?!

[CHEERS AND WHISTLES]

AND DON'T WORRY LEMONADE ON A STICK STAND.

YOUR BRAVE PROTECTOR, SLAB RANKLE

WILL REMAIN EVER VIGILANT.

WE'RE DOING IT! WE'RE DOING IT!

YES! ONWARD TO FREEDOM!

YOU SEE WHAT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED

IF YOU JUST WORK TOGETHER?

HELLO?

HELLO?

HEY, OVER HERE!

DO NOT FEAR, LARD HOUSE.

I'LL KEEP YOUR MANY ENEMIES AT BAY.

AND YOU...

WHAT?

IT'S NOT THAT EASY, MY FRIEND.

SLAB RANKLE IS NOT THAT EASY

TO PULL ONE OVER AND DEFEAT SLAB, AND...

RANKLE AND--AND SLAB AND...

TIME FOR THE ZOMBIES!

ZOMBIES?!

[ZOMBIES MOANING]

NOTHING CAN STOP ZIM! NOTHING!

NOT EVEN THIS FILTHY ARMY OF ZOMBIES.

LOOK OUT.

WAIT! STOP!

IT APPEARS I HAVE MET MY MATCH.

YOU HAVE BESTED MY ZOMBIE SOLDIERS

AND ARE A WORTHY OPPONENT.

YOU HAVE MY CONGRATULATIONS,

NAY, YOU HAVE MY ADMIRATION.

HUH?

DON'T YOU SEE?

IF THE TWO OF US COMBINED FORCES,

NOTHING COULD STOP US!

JOIN ME. TOGETHER...

WE WILL RULE THE MALL!

EH...NO. THAT'S OK.

I GUESS IT'S MY LONELY DUTY

TO STAND GUARD.

SLEEP TIGHT, SWEET MALL.

EVERYTHING'S OK.

I'M HERE, BABY.

I'M HERE.

[GIR SCREAMING]