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Membrane announcer: THE WHOLE IGNORANT WORLD WATCHES

AS PROFESSOR MEMBRANE PREPARES TO MAKE

THE GREATEST ANNOUNCEMENT HE'S MADE

SINCE LAST WEEK.

MAN, DAD'S FINALLY DONE WITH

WHATEVER HE'S BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS.

MAYBE WE'LL FINALLY GET TO SEE HIM IN PERSON.

NOW, NOW, SON, BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND DON'T STEAL.

DAUGHTER, FEED THE PUPPY.

OH, YEAH. WE USED TO HAVE A PUPPY, DIDN'T WE?

Membrane announcer: AND NOW, THE MAN WITHOUT WHOM

THIS WORLD FALLS INTO CHAOS

AND THE INVENTOR OF SUPER TOAST...

PROFESSOR MEMBRANE!

[APPLAUSE]

THAT'S MY DAD!

PSH. SO? [CRUNCH!]

THANK YOU, MANKIND.

AS WE ALL KNOW,

EVERY SOURCE OF ENERGY REQUIRES FUEL.

PSH. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

SO I GOT TO THINKING,

WHY HAS NO ONE INVENTED A POWER SOURCE

THAT NEEDS NO FUEL? WHHHHY?!

SO I MADE THE PERPETUAL ENERGY GENERATOR,

OR, AS I CALL HER, "PEG".

TONIGHT, I ACTIVATE IT.

IF IT WORKS, WE NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT POWER AGAIN!

IF IT DOESN'T,

IT'LL SEND OUT A WAVE OF DOOM

THAT WILL DESTROY ALL LIFE ON EARTH!

[TO HIMSELF] WAVE OF DOOM?

ANY QUESTIONS?

YEAH. WHAT WAS THAT LAST THING YOU SAID?

OH, THERE'S ONLY A MINIMAL CHANCE

OF ANYTHING GOING WRONG WITH THE GENERATOR,

ESPECIALLY WITH THE STEPPED UP SECURITY

WE'VE INSTALLED AROUND THE PREMISES.

[ZIM QUIETLY] HEE HEE HEE HEE.

[ZIM'S EVIL LAUGHTER GETS LOUDER]

AH HA HA HA HA HA!...

HA...HA...HA...HA...!

[STOPS ABRUPTLY]

AHEM. I LOVE EARTH!

LOOK, GAZ, ZIM'S DEFINITELY UP TO...

EXCUSE ME, KIDS?

I'M WITH THE MEMBRANE ORGANIZATION.

THE PROFESSOR HAS ASKED THAT HIS ROOMMATES

ATTEND TONIGHT'S UNVEILING OF THE "PEG" GENERATOR.

YOU MEAN US?

YOU LIVE WITH THE PROFESSOR, RIGHT?

BE READY AT 7:00.

HMM? MM.

WOW! WE'RE GONNA BE ON TV WITH DAD!

MY DAD CAN FIT A POTATO IN HIS MOUTH.

[GROANING]

HELLO?

OOOHHH.

WHA--? YOU LOOK LIKE ME.

I AM YOU.

LISTEN TO ME...

I KNOW HOW-- WHAT'S GOING ON?

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

ZIM...HE...HE BROKE INTO DAD'S COMPOUND...

HE GOT TO THE GENERATOR.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

LISTEN! ZIM SABOTAGED THE GENERATOR.

Zim: AH HA HA HA HA HA!

Dib 2: I TRIED TO STOP HIM, BUT HIS INCREDIBLE POWER WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME.

AND HE UNDID THE SECURITY SYSTEM.

THE "PEG" SENT OUT A HORRIBLE WAVE OF ENERGY

JUST LIKE MEMBRANE SAID IT WOULD.

BUT THE ENERGY OPENED UP A SPACIAL TIME RIFT

AND I FOUND MYSELF IN SOME KIND OF

CRAZY SPINNING TIME THINGY.

WHOO!

IT SURE WAS CRAZY.

THE RIFT DROPPED ME HERE, IN THE PAST,

GIVING ME A SECOND CHANCE.

BUT I'M SO WEAK FROM THE FIGHT.

IT'S UP TO YOU.

WOW! I'M BORING!

DO I ALWAYS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LIKE THIS?

HERE, TAKE THIS WATCH.

WE CAN USE IT TO COMMUNICATE REMOTELY.

ONCE I DEFEAT ZIM, YOU CAN STAY HERE WITH ME.

WE'LL BE AN UNSTOPPABLE TEAM!

YES, YES.

IT WILL BE MAGICAL.

BUT YOU MUST GO!

ZIM'S AT THE WAREHOUSE BY DAD'S COMPOUND.

THERE'S A BROKEN WINDOW ABOVE A STACK OF CRATES.

[LOUD CLAMMER AND CAT MEOWS]

Zim: HA HA HA HA HA!

HE'S GONNA DRILL INTO DAD'S COMPOUND FROM BELOW.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SABOTAGE THAT DRILL.

Zim: AH HA HA HA HA!...

GULLIBLE STINK-CREATURE.

I KNEW I COULD TRICK YOU WITH MY DIB-ROBOT SPY.

AGH. YOU'RE GONNA USE IT TO WALK RIGHT PAST SECURITY

AT THE GENERATOR, AREN'T YOU?

[SLURP!]

AH. WHAT?

OH. OH, YES!

YES, I AM! HA HA HA HA!

BUT IF YOU USE THE ROBOT TO BLOW UP THE GENERATOR,

YOU'LL BE DESTROYED, TOO.

YOUR EXPLANATIONS BORE ME.

ALSO, I'M SAFELY CONTROLLING ROBOT DIB FROM EARTH'S ORBIT.

WHEN "PEG" EXPLODES, I'LL BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY.

GOOD-BYE, DIB.

Gaz: COME ON, DIB. IT'S TIME TO GO.

Dib 2: OK, GAZ, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

DO NOT DO ANYTHING WEIRD TONIGHT, DIB.

IF YOU DO, YOU WILL SUFFER HORRIBLY.

NO, GAZ! THAT'S NOT ME! IT'S A-

I WOULD NEVER--

HORRIBLE SUFFERING.

OF COURSE, MY SCARY SISTER.

I OBEY.

OF COURSE, MY SCARY SISTER. I OBEY.

NO! I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!

MAN, AM I DOING SOMETHING.

Computer: HACKING PROBE ENABLED.

I ONLY HOPE THE IRKENS JUST HAPPEN TO USE

THE SAME OPERATING SYSTEM AS ME.

YES!

AREN'T YOU EXCITED, LITTLE BOY?

OF COURSE.

BUT NOT SO MUCH AS TO PROVOKE MY TERRIFYING SIBLING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD ALL DAY.

EVEN WEIRDER THAN USUAL.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALK...

LOOK, ALIENS! AND OVER THERE... BIGFEETS!

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT... I GUESS.

I'M GLAD YOU TWO HAVE ARRIVED.

THE CEREMONY-- WAIT!

WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?

HE WENT RUNNING AFTER BIGFOOT.

I NEED YOU TO FIND HIM, GAZ.

AND...MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EMBARRASSING.

GAH! HE MADE IT PASSED SECURITY!

NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GET CONTROL OF THIS THING.

NOT LIKELY, DIB!

MY LOCKOUT PROGRAMS WILL PREVENT YOU FROM--

I'M ALREADY BREAKING THROUGH THE VOCAL CIRCUITS, DIB.

SOON, I'LL CONTROL THE WHOLE ROBOT.

WHY AREN'T THE LOCKOUT PROGRAMS WORKING?!

GIR! GIR! UNLEASH THE MONKEY!

MONKEY!

Dib's computer: ACCESS VOCAL CIRCUIT?

[MONKEY SCREECHES]

[SCREECHES LOUDER]

[CONTINUES SCREECHING]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Membrane announcer: NOW, HERE HE IS... PROFESSOR MEMBRANE!

BEFORE WE GET STARTED,

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO MY KIDS, WHO...

OH. WELL, WE'LL START "PEG'S" WARM UP PROCEDURE

WHILE WE WAIT FOR THEM.

I DON'T FEEL VERY WELL.

I THINK I'LL JUST WATCH EVERYTHING FROM DOWN HERE.

FINE, DIB.

I GUESS THERE'S LESS CHANCE YOU'LL DO ANYTHING CRAZY

IF YOU'RE NOT UP THERE WITH US.

Dib's computer: OVERRIDE VOCAL CIRCUIT?

[MONKEY GROWLS]

NO! GAZ! COME BACK!

IT'S A TRAP!

AAHHH!

AAAHHH!...

HELP! NO! THE MONKEY!

AH!

OKAY. I WARNED YOU.

AAHHH!

AH AAAHH!

YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR IT, DIB.

AH! AH! AH!

NOOOO!

IT'S IN MY BRAIN!

AAAHH!

HEY, WHERE'S MY FREE POWER, HUH?

DOES THAT THING EVEN WORK?! HUH? HUH?

AW! DOH! BOO!

HELP ME, GAZ! AHHH!

[SCREECH!]

GOOD WORK, GAZ.

WHAT YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING IS ACTUALLY A ROBOT

CONTROLLED BY ZIM.

NOW YOU'VE GOT TO RESCUE ME.

I'M AT THE WAREHOUSE. IT'S 25--

AAHHH!

VERY FUNNY!

OKAY, IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO TAKE PERPETUAL ENERGY SERIOUSLY,

THEN FINE! NO POWER FOR YOU!

Crowd: AW!

AW, YOUR LITTLE ROBOT BOY'S BROKEN.

[GROWLS]

NOOOO!

WELL, LET'S GO LOOK AT THE MONKEY.

A ROBOT?

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TWO GETTING ALONG.

[MONKEY'S SCREECHES]

HA HA HA HA!