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[MAKING INDISTINCT SOUNDS]
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AND LIKE THE ALIEN SAID,
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GO TO THE BLOTCH.
THE BLOTCH KNOWS.
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SO, I, LIKE,
LOVE MY HUSBAND
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AND CAME OUT HERE TO COMMUNE
WITH THE BLOTCH.
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All chanting:
THE BLOTCH KNOWS.
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THE BLOTCH KNOWS.
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WHAT EXACTLY DOES
THE BLOTCH KNOW?
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UM...THE FUTURE?
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I DON'T KNOW--[COUGH]--
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IT'S REALLY HARD
TO MAKE OUT, YOU KNOW.
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[BLOTCH SCREAMS]
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HE DOES THAT SOMETIMES.
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[BLOTCH SCREAMING]
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HEY, GOT BAD NEWS.
YOU'RE FIRED!
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HA HA HA HA!
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GOTCHA. HA HA.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT FIRED.
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BUT YOU WILL BE,
UNLESS YOU LIVEN UP
THE SHOW.
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SUBMISSIONS FOR
NEXT WEEK'S SHOW.
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THERE HAS TO BE
SOMETHING GOOD HERE.
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AN UNUSUALLY
FAT BABY. NO.
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ANGRY MUTANT
BEEF JERKY. NO!
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OH, IT'S HOPELESS!
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WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS
THAT STUFF THAT CRAZY
DIB KID KEEPS SENDING IN.
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NO. NO! NOT AFTER
WHAT HAPPENED
THAT LAST TIME.
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PIGFOOT!
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OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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[SIGHS]
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IT'S GOT TO BE BETTER
THAN PIGFOOT.
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GET THE VAN.
I THINK WE'VE GOT SOMETHING.
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NOW, HARDER HITTING,
FASTER PACED,
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AND EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS.
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ARE WE ALONE
IN THE UNIVERSE?
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TONIGHT, WE'LL SHOW YOU
SOME INTRIGUING VIDEO
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THAT MAY JUST ANSWER
THAT VEXING QUESTION.
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[MAKING SOUNDS]
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YOU'RE MY WITNESS!
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HE IS AN ALIEN.
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I HAVE HIM ON TAPE.
I HAVE YOU ON TAPE
WITNESSING IT.
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THANKS TO A HORRIBLY
LARGE-HEADED BOY NAMED DIB,
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WE HAVE A NEW PIECE
IN THE PUZZLE THAT IS
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THE SEARCH FOR ALIEN LIFE.
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I SET OUT TO INVESTIGATE.
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KIDS PLAY WITHOUT FEAR
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IN THE STREETS
OF THIS HUMBLE HAMLET.
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IN FACT,
IT'S THE KIND OF PLACE
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WHERE YOU DON'T EVEN
HAVE TO LOCK THE DOOR.
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WHO ARE YOU?
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
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OH, WOW!
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YOU'RE HERE!
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I KNEW ONE DAY
YOU'D COME.
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I KNEW IT.
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YOUNG DIB HAS BEEN
CHRONICLING THE PARANORMAL
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NEARLY ALL OF HIS
BRIEF LIFE.
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SO WHEN A GREEN KID
CLAIMING TO BE A HUMAN BOY
WITH A SKIN CONDITION
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ENTERED HIS CLASSROOM,
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HE SAYS HE WAS PREPARED.
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LOOK,
HE'S SO...GREEN.
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HELP US CLEAR UP
WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT.
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I WAS MONITORING SOME OF
THE HIGHER FREQUENCY RADIO WAVES
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WHEN I PICKED UP ON
AN ALIEN DISTRESS SIGNAL.
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SO I WENT OUT WITH GAZ...
SHE'S KIND OF MY SIDEKICK.
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Actor Dib with lower voice:
WE ARE CLOSE NOW.
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I FEEL IT IN MY BRAIN.
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Actress Gaz:
OOH, GOLLY!
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WHAT IS THAT?!
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STAY BACK, GAZ.
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LOOK, GAZ,
YOU ARE MY WITNESS.
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HE IS AN ALIEN!
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I HAVE HIM ON TAPE.
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I HAVE YOU ON TAPE
WITNESSING IT.
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EEEEE! OOOOHHHH!
AAAHHH!
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HE TRIED TO WRESTLE
THE VIDEO AWAY FROM ME,
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BUT I WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIM.
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DIB, THE GLOW!
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Anchor: ALIENS.
THAT'S QUITE A CLAIM.
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ARE YOU PREPARED
TO DEFEND IT?
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I THINK MY VIDEO
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
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THIS...YOUNG MAN
DENIES YOUR ACCUSATION.
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WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!
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HE'S THE ALIEN!
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I CAME TO PUT A STOP
TO ALL YOUR ALIEN TALK.
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WHEN WILL THE LIES END?
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WELL, ZIM,
I GUESS MY FIRST
QUESTION IS...
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ARE YOU AN ALIEN?!
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LIES! THE FILTHY
EARTHBOY LIES!
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I MEAN...NO.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE VIDEO?
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Zim:
I WAS OUT PLAYING,
LIKE ANY NORMAL EARTH LARVAE,
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WHEN HE CAME
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.
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HEY, NEW KID,
GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH
MONIES.
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BUT I NEED THESE MONIES
TO BUY NUTRIENTS.
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GIMME THE MONIES
OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE
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YOU'RE AN ALIEN.
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LEAVE ME ALONE.
I JUST WANT TO PLAY.
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FINE.
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LOOK, GAZ,
YOU ARE MY WITNESS.
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HE IS AN ALIEN.
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I HAVE HIM ON TAPE.
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I HAVE YOU ON TAPE
WITNESSING IT.
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BOO HOO HOO HOO.
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THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
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HE LIES!
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CALM DOWN, YOU TWO.
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YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS!
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SILENCE,
YOU TINY BRAIN...
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HEAD!
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WHAT ABOUT
THAT GLOWING THING?
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LOOK AT IT.
THAT'S NO HUMAN GLOW.
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WE ASKED AN EXPERT.
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POSSIBLY A WEATHER BALLOON.
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OR SWAMP GAS.
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SWAMP GAS?
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HE'S CRAZY.
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ASK ANYONE
IN OUR CLASS.
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DIB? YEAH...
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HE'S PRETTY CRAZY.
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HE TOLD ME MY DADDY
WAS A YETI.
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MY DADDY'S NOT A YETI!
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HE'S NOT A YETI! WA HA!
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WHAT'S UP
WITH HIS HEAD?
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WELL, DIB,
I GUESS THE QUESTION
FOR YOU IS...
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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OF COURSE
THEY SAY I'M CRAZY.
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THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS
SAY ABOUT VISIONARIES.
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WHAT'S HE DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
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CALLING YOUR
SPACE FRIENDS?
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NONSENSE.
IT'S MY MEDICATION.
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[PAINFULLY
SWALLOWING]
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COME ON, BOYS.
THIS IS NATIONAL TV.
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SOME PEOPLE'S JOBS
ARE ON THE LINE.
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THIS IS INSANE.
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YOU'VE GOT TO
TALK TO MY SISTER.
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SHE SAW THE WHOLE THING.
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Anchor: ZIM, TORMENTED CHILD
WITH A SKIN CONDITION
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OR SCALY DEMON
FROM THE STARS?
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DIB, MISUNDERSTOOD
VISIONARY
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OR RAVING LUNATIC?
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PERHAPS ONLY THIS
LITTLE GIRL KNOWS.
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EXCUSE ME.
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GO AWAY!
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[Anchor spitting out dirt]
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I WANTED TO ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS
ABOUT YOUR BROTHER.
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MAYBE YOU CAN
SET US STRAIGHT
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ON THE WHOLE
CRAZINESS ISSUE.
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UGHH! UGHH!
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GAZ, AFTER
WHAT YOU SAW,
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DO YOU BELIEVE THAT
YOUR BROTHER GOT PROOF
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OF INTELLIGENT
EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE?
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INTELLIGENT--NO.
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MY STUPID BROTHER
DID DRAG ME OUT
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TO LOOK FOR
STUPID ZIM.
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HE DIDN'T MAKE
THAT PART UP.
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DUH...!
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DUH...!
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Both:
DUH...SHINY.
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HA HA HA HA.
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[MORE EXCITEDLY]
DUH?
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00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,552
AHEM.
LOOK, GAZ,
YOU'RE MY WITNESS.
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HE IS AN ALIEN.
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I HAVE HIM ON TAPE.
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I HAVE YOU ON TAPE
WITNESSING IT.
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DUH...?
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HUH? OH.
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IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'LL NEVER KNOW
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WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
THAT NIGHT.
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I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL
FOR WATCHING
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WHAT WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY
BE THE FINAL EPISODE
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OF MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES.
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[WHISPERING]
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UH, IT SEEMS WE HAVE
A SURPRISE WITNESS
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WHO WAS THERE AND CLAIMS
TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
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Dib:
BUT HE WORKS
FOR THE ALIEN!
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RESTRAIN HIM!
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[GIR SCREECHES
IN GREETING]
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NOW, WHAT CAN
YOU TELL US ABOUT DIB?
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DIB'S ALL MEAN
TO MY MASTER.
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HE NOT NICE
TO ZIM.
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I SEEN IT.
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DIB IS BAD. HEE!
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AND ABOUT
THE NIGHT IN QUESTION?
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Gir:
I WAS A CHUBBY LADY
HIDING IN THE BUSHES.
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00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,612
UH-HUH.
AND WHAT ABOUT DIB?
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I'M ON TV!
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YES.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
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THAT'S WHEN THE GIANT
SQUIRREL SHOWED UP.
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Zim: GIR!
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LET HER TALK.
CAN'T YOU SEE
SHE'S UPSET?
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NOW, DON'T YOU MEAN
DIB SHOWED UP?
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NO. THE SQUIRREL
SHOWED UP FIRST,
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THEN DIB SHOWED UP.
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AH! OH, MAN!
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WHAT IS THAT THING?!
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00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:39,077
AND THEN THE SQUIRREL
ATE DIB'S GREASY HEAD.
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AHHH!
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AND THEN THE SQUIRREL
FLEW AWAY!
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AFTER THAT, HE WENT BACK
TO HIS HOME PLANET
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TO FIGHT ALL OF
THE BAD GUYS.
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00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:06,203
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
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00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,073
ME AND THE SQUIRREL
ARE FRIENDS.
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00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,984
[THINKING OUT LOUD]
I'M SO FIRED.
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00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,086
WELL, THE ONLY
CONCLUSION I CAN COME TO
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00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:25,056
IS THAT DIB IS CRAZY!
205
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,258
THIS ONE HERE,
DEFINITELY CRAZY.
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00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,993
I FEEL BAD FOR
THE UGLY GREEN KID,
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00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,896
BUT THERE'S A DECENT CHANCE
HE'S CRAZY, TOO.
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00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,598
BUT NOT AN ALIEN?
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00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,599
NOPE.
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00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,534
JUST CRAZY.
OKAY.
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00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,203
YEEE!
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00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,941
NOTHING MATTERS
ANYMORE.
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00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,743
MAYBE I'M CRAZY!
214
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,813
WHOOOO! AHA!
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00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:49,781
CRAZY!
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00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,118
[MAKING GURGLING SOUNDS]
CRAZY!
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00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:57,722
WE'RE SO CANCELED.
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00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,957
I THINK THIS IS
THE BEST WORK YOU'VE DONE!
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00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:01,659
CRAZY GETS GOOD RATINGS!
220
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,595
GIMME MORE LIKE IT!
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