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[CHEERING]
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[GLASS BREAKS]
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AAH HA HA HA!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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ENHANCE.
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COMPUTER...
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LOCATE INVADER FLOBIE.
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FLOBIE SEEMS TO BE
DOING ALL RIGHT.
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COMPUTER, SHOW ME
INVADER STINK.
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STINK NEVER WAS
MUCH OF AN INVADER.
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I'D BE SURPRISED IF HE'S
EVEN GOT A GOOD DISGUISE YET.
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HA HA! RESTING
ON THE JOB, EH, STINK?
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PATHETIC!
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EH! AH! AH!
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DAH!
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ALL THE INVADERS
ARE FARTHER ALONG
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IN THEIR CONQUEST
THAN I AM!
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COMPUTER, SHOW ME
INVADER SKUCH.
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SKUCH WAS A TOTAL FAILURE
IN THE ACADEMY.
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HEY! WHAT IS THIS?
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COMPUTER, I WANT TO SEE
INVADER SKUCH.
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Computer: EXACT
SKUCH COORDINATES SET.
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I SEE NO SKUCH.
GO BACK TO STINK.
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GIR, COME TO
THE OBSERVATORY.
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YES?
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO THE TELESCOPE?
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NOTHING.
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YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT?
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SOMETHING IS BROKEN,
AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT?
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I KNOW.
I'M SCARED, TOO.
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COMPUTER, DISPLAY
SCOPE IMAGE ON-SCREEN.
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I LOVE THIS SHOW.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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I KNOW THIS
FROM SOMEWHERE.
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[GASPS]
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AAH!
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AAH!
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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WOO!
DO THAT AGAIN.
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IF WHAT I SAW WAS
WHAT I THOUGHT I SAW,
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THEN THERE ISN'T TIME
TO FIX THE SCOPE.
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I'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER,
MORE POWERFUL TELESCOPE
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TO CONFIRM
MY...SUSPICIONS.
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LET'S MAKE
BISCUITS!
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LET'S MAKE
BISCUITS.
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Gir: WHAT ABOUT
THAT ONE?
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Zim: IT CERTAINLY LOOKS
POWERFUL ENOUGH,
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BUT IT BELONGS
TO THE DIB HUMAN.
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SO? HE SEEMS NICE.
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WE WANT
TO DESTROY
THESE PEOPLE,
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NOT ASK THEM
FOR HELP.
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THE VERY THOUGHT OF IT
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MAKES ME MAKE
LITTLE SICKY NOISES.
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[EXPLOSION]
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AAH...
UH!
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UH!
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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EEH...
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REH...
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AH...
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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[DOOR CREAKS]
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NYEH!
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Zim: I NEED TO USE
YOUR TELESCOPE.
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GAZ, THERE'S
AN ALIEN IN THE HOUSE.
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Gaz: YOU MEAN
BESIDES YOU?
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WE DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR THIS, DIB.
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YOUR WORLD MIGHT BE
IN VERY GREAT DANGER.
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WELL, YEAH.
YOU'RE TRYING TO DESTROY
THE HUMAN RACE, REMEMBER?
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HA HA HA HA.
OH, YES.
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BUT THIS
IS DIFFERENT--
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SOMETHING
ELSE ENTIRELY.
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I NEED THE USE
OF YOUR TELESCOPE.
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YOU THINK I'M STUPID?
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I MEAN, WHAT KIND
OF WEAK ALIEN NEEDS
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THE HELP OF THE PEOPLE
HE INTENDS TO CONQUER?
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HAVE YOU SEEN
THE SKY?
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I'M NOT GOING
OUT THERE, ZIM.
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I'M NOT FALLING
FOR WHATEVER IT IS
YOU'RE UP TO.
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AAH!
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[SHRIEKING]
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EARTH IS SAFE
ONCE MORE.
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BUT FOR HOW LONG?
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Gaz: BE QUIET.
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[SLOBBERING]
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STUPID HUMAN!
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WE ONLY HAVE
ONE OPTION, GIR.
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WE'RE TAKING
THE VOOT CRUISER
OUT TO INVESTIGATE.
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IT'S A GOOD THING I FIXED
THE G-FORCE COMPENSATORS
ON THE CRUISER
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BEFORE THIS LITTLE TRIP
WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE.
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IT WAS ACTING
KIND OF FUNNY.
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G-FORCE...
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UH!
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[ZIM SCREAMS]
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAAH!
AAAH!
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AAAH!
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[CRASH]
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UH! OOF!
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WHAT DID WE HIT?
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NOOOO!
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THE EARTH
HAS BEEN STOLEN, GIR.
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STOLEN?
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BY THE PLANET JACKERS.
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COMPUTER...
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BRING UP THE PLANET JACKERS'
HALO-SIMULATION.
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THEY SNEAK UP
ON UNSUSPECTING PLANETS
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AND ENCLOSE THEM
IN A HALO-METAL BUBBLE.
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THE INSIDE OF THE SPHERE
IS ONE BIG TELEVISION SCREEN
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WHICH PROJECTS A SKY
SO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED.
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Gir: I LIKE TV.
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THOSE EARTHQUAKES
WE'VE BEEN FEELING
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ARE THE PULL
FROM WHEN THEY
CHANGE DIRECTION.
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TELL ME A STORY
ABOUT GIANT PIGS.
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[GRUNT]
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Zim: THE PLANET JACKERS'
HOMEWORLD ORBITS A DYING SUN.
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THEY THROW PLANETS INTO IT LIKE
FIREWOOD TO KEEP IT BURNING.
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AND NOW...
THEY HAVE THE EARTH.
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YAY!
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NO, GIR.
THAT'S BAD.
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OHH.
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
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YES!
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YOU DON'T REALLY,
DO YOU?
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MMM.
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IT MEANS WE WON'T GET
TO DESTROY IT.
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OUR MISSION WILL BE
A TOTAL FAILURE.
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IMAGINE THE IRKIN ARMADA
SHOWING UP
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AND THE ENTIRE PLANET
IS MISSING.
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OOOH!
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THERE'S GOT TO BE
A WAY OUT OF THIS SHELL.
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THERE!
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THAT'S IT.
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THAT'S THEM!
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LOOK AT THAT.
BINARY SYSTEM.
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THAT'S A PAIR OF STARS
ORBITING AROUND EACH OTHER.
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YOU EVER BEEN
TO A BINARY SYSTEM?
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[DEEP VOICE]
NO.
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[COUNTRY MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO]
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WOULD IT KILL YOU
TO SAY SOMETHING?
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QUIET, OR I'LL
EAT YOUR HEAD.
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IS THAT ENOUGH WORDS
FOR YOU?
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I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE CONVERSATION.
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Zim on radio: EXCUSE ME.
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HEY, LOOK AT THE
LITTLE GREEN GUY.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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WELL,
SEE THAT PLANET
BACK THERE?
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YES.
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WE'RE
GONNA THROW IT
INTO OUR SUN.
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WHY, YOU GOT
A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?
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THAT ONE'S GONNA BURN
REAL GOOD.
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LOTS OF CRITTERS.
CRITTERS BURN GOOD.
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YES, I HAVE
A PROBLEM.
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MAYBE YOU HAVE
FORGOTTEN
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ABOUT THE IRKIN
PLANET JACKER TREATY,
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STATING THAT ALL PLANETS
MARKED FOR CONQUEST
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BY THE IRKIN MILITARY
ARE TO BE LEFT
WHERE THEY ARE!
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NO, NO. THIS PLANET
WASN'T MARKED.
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THIS ONE'S
FREE GAME.
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THEN IT'S A MISTAKE.
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I KNOW FOR CERTAIN
THE ARMADA EXPECTS ME
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TO ENSURE
THIS PLANET'S DOOM.
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CAN'T YOU JUST GO GET
SOME OTHER PLANET?
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I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
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WE'LL TAKE
THIS PLANET,
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AND YOU GO DO
A DIFFERENT ONE.
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I WAS HERE FIRST!
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I'M GETTING TIRED
OF YOU, GREEN THING.
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AAAH!
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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LOOK! OOH!
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PICK UP THE PACE.
WE'RE ALMOST HOME.
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THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME.
GIR, FLY THE CRUISER.
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I HAVE A PLAN...
AN AMAZING PLAN.
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[COUNTRY MUSIC
ON RADIO]
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[METALLIC CLANGING]
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
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UH! UH!
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UH! UH!
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PLEASE...
STOP THAT.
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IT'S
REALLY ANNOYING.
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OOH!
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I AM ZIM!
IRKIN INVADER ZIM.
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I AM RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE SAFE OBLITERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE--NOT YOU!
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THAT'S IT!
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[GROWLS]
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RELEASE THE PLANET,
THIEF!
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO UNDO THE COUPLING.
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BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO
GET THROUGH ME FIRST.
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HA HA HA.
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AAH!
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GIR! GIR!
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CATCH ME!
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BRING THE CRUISER AROUND
AND CATCH ME!
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YES, SIR!
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UH!
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00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,294
HI!
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LET ME IN, GIR!
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00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,034
OOF!
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00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:05,970
GUH...AAH!
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00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:06,971
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
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00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,706
WE'RE LOSING
THE PLANET, GIR!
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00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,410
THE TALLEST WILL
KILL ME FOR SURE!
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00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:16,180
NOW, TIME FOR
ANOTHER AMAZING PLAN
FROM ME--
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ZIM! [ECHOES]
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00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,989
THE PODS SHOULD
CUT THROUGH THE SHELL.
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I'LL JUST HAVE TO
KEEP THEM OCCUPIED
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SO THEY DON'T NOTICE
WHAT'S HAPPENING.
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00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:31,062
YOU LET ME KNOW
WHEN IT'S DONE.
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00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,612
OH, LOOK WHO'S BACK.
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[GROWLS]
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00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:53,351
LET'S GET THIS
OVER WITH, LITTLE MAN.
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SURE.
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00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,186
WHY NOT?
218
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,389
ARRR!
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00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,627
AAH!
220
00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,429
ARRR!
AAH!
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00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,964
AAAH!
ARRR!
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00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,838
PRETTY.
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00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,642
YOU HAD ENOUGH YET?
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IT'S DONE!
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[CRUNCH, CRUNCH]
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OK! I THINK I'M
THROUGH WITH YOU.
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[GROWLS]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[DISTANT SCREAMING]
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THE EARTH IS SAFE.
I DID IT, GIR!
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00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,125
NOW LET'S GO
DESTROY IT.
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Gir: YAY!
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ANOTHER JOB
WELL DONE, YEAH?
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YEAH.
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00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,303
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
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