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Announcer: AND NOW MORE ADVENTURES IN SCIENCE

WITH PROFESSOR MEMBRANE.

[CHEERING]

Announcer: PROFESSOR?

THANKS AGAIN TO DR. FALKING

AND HIS MISERABLY FAILED ATTEMPT AT A BETTER COLD FUSION.

NOW LET'S TAKE A QUESTION FROM THE AUDIENCE.

MY MOM MAKES ME EAT BREAKFAST CHUNKS FOR BREAKFAST,

BUT I HATE THEM.

I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

COULD I GO BACK IN TIME

AND STOP THEM FROM EVER BEING INVENTED?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED THAT.

ALTERING THE PAST TO AFFECT THE PRESENT

IS THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE.

YOU COULD PREVENT WALTON CHUNKY

FROM EVER INVENTING BREAKFAST CHUNKS

BY USING TEMPORAL OBJECT REPLACEMENT TECHNOLOGY.

SEE, THERE'S WALTON CHUNKY IN THE PAST,

AND, UH, I GUESS HE WORKED

IN A GARBAGE DUMP OR SOMETHING.

AND THERE'S A BIG SACK OF BRAN, I GUESS.

RIGHT THERE IS WHERE HE GETS THE IDEA FOR BREAKFAST CHUNKS.

OH, LOOK. HE'S HAPPY.

USING A SPACE-TIME TRANSFER DEVICE,

YOU REPLACE AN OBJECT IN THE PAST

WITH AN OBJECT FROM THE PRESENT

AND STOP THIS MOMENT FROM EVER HAPPENING.

SEE, THERE ARE THE SCIENTISTS...

AND THEY'RE SENDING A HORRIBLE GIANT SQUID INTO THE PAST.

AAH!

AAH!

BUT BE CAREFUL! IF A BREAKFAST CUBE WAS NEVER INVENTED,

TASTY BREAKFAST SQUIDS WOULD SWEEP THE NATION!

YAY!

AAH!

FURTHER UNPREDICTABLE EFFECTS WILL ARISE

AS A RESULT OF MANKIND'S FOOLISH ALTERING OF THE TIME LINE...

LIKE THIS GIANT FISH IN A BEAR SUIT.

HE WOULD BE HORRIBLE.

LOOK AT HIM GO!

THE CONSEQUENCES WOULD BE DISASTROUS.

AAH!

SO DESPITE THE TEMPTATION,

ALTERING THE TIME LINE IS MORE FOOLISH THAN PRODUCTIVE.

ANYBODY WHO WOULD BUILD A SPACE-TIME OBJECT REPLACEMENT DEVICE

IS A COMPLETE MORON!

[ECHOING] MORON, MORON, MORON.

GIR, THE SPACE-TIME OBJECT REPLACEMENT DEVICE IS READY.

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.

AN ALIEN!

STAND BACK, I'LL GET IT!

NOT AGAIN.

Zim: THERE! DIB IN THE PAST.

SO UNKNOWING. SO UNPREPARED.

BACK BEFORE HE WAS EVER A THREAT TO OUR MISSION, GIR.

Gir: OOH!

A HUNTER-DESTROYER--

WHAT IS IT?

A HUNTER-DESTROY--

WHAT IS IT?

A HUNTER-DESTROYER MACHINE

PROGRAMMED TO TARGET THE EARTH BOY IN THE PAST,

TO ENSURE THAT HE WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM TO US IN THE PRESENT.

WAIT. IF YOU DESTROY DIB IN THE PAST,

THEN HE WON'T EVER BE YOUR ENEMY.

THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO SEND A ROBOT BACK AND DESTROY HIM

AND THEN HE WILL BE YOUR ENEMY.

SO THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO SEND A ROBOT BACK--

NOW TO UNLEASH SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM.

Computer: OBJECT NOT COMPATIBLE WITH TEMPORAL FIELD.

OH, NOT COMPATIBLE!?

IS THIS THING JUST COMPLETELY USELESS?

NOT COMPATIBLE.

Computer voice: OBJECT ACCEPTED.

TEMPORAL DISPLACEMENT IN PROCESS.

AN ALIEN!

STAND BACK, I'LL GET IT!

BEWARE, ALIEN, I'M GONNA--

AAH!

TAKE THAT.

HEY, GAZ, DID YOU EAT ALL THE CEREAL?

I WAS GONNA HAVE THIS FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW, YOU KNOW?

YOU THINK YOU OWN ALL THE CEREAL.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DIB?

YOU DON'T. YOU JUST DON'T.

LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS IF YOU'RE GONNA--

[LISPING] WHAT WAS I SAYING?

GAZ, HAVE I ALWAYS SOUNDED THIS FUNNY?

LONG AS I'VE KNOWN YOU.

AND HAVE I ALWAYS HAD THIS CLAW FOR A HAND?

TRICYCLE ACCIDENT WHEN YOU WERE 3,

DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, I DO.

[SCREAMS]

YOU EAT THE PIZZA!

Kids: ♪ PIZZA HOG ♪

♪ GLORY TO PIZZA HOG ♪

THE PIG-- IT HAUNTS ME.

FASCINATING.

NOT THE SAME AS THE HUNTER-DESTROYER PLAN,

BUT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO RID MYSELF OF DIB AFTER ALL.

WHY?

BYE-BYE, PIGGY.

I LOVE-ED YOU, PIGGY.

I LOVED-ED YOU.

AND IN OTHER NEWS,

GIANT FISH PEOPLE ARE RAMPAGING THROUGH THE CITY.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE

AS SOON AS DAD FINDS OUT YOU TOOK HIS HOVER HELMET.

I'LL PUT IT RIGHT BACK.

I JUST WANT TO SEE IF IT CAN MAKE IT

INTO SPACE WITH THIS THING.

GIR, ANOTHER PIG.

WOW!

I CAN SPY ON THE FAMILY OF NOSEFERATUS

THAT JUST MOVED IN DOWN THE STREET.

AAH!

WOW.

AAH!

SO ANYHOW, I WAS THINKING I'D TRY

ONE OF DAD'S OLD CLOAKING JACKETS

AND GO SPY ON ZIM'S HOUSE.

DIB, SHH.

THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW THE BATS EATING A COW.

WHATEVER.

I'M GONNA SNEAK UP PAST THOSE GIANT GNOMES--

AND LEAVE A NASTY MESSAGE.

NO, LEAVE A NASTY--

AND LEAVE A NASTY NOTE ON HIS DOOR.

GAZ, HAVE I ALWAYS HAD THESE TUBES IN MY NECK?

HOVER HELMET ACCIDENT WHEN YOU WERE 6.

YOU PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH TO THE SEWER SYSTEM,

DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

AND HAVE MY PLANS ALWAYS BEEN THIS LAME?

OH, YEAH.

AND THESE VISIONS OF PIGS IN MY HEAD--

WHAT'S WITH THESE PIGS?

MORE PIGGIES, GIR.

I DEMAND PIGGIES!

HEE HEE HEE HEE.

NO!

THESE ARE FOR SCIENCE.

SCIENCE!

OK.

NOW BACK TO MY FILTHY EVIL, I GUESS.

IT'S A BIGFOOT BABY. I KNOW IT.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

NOBODY HAS EVER GOTTEN FOOTAGE

THIS CLOSE BEFORE.

[CLEARS THROAT]

I'M A REGULAR KID.

I JUST WANT TO EAT GRUBS.

EAT YOUR GRUBS, SASQUATCH.

AAH!

♪ DO DO-DO-DO DO ♪

♪ DO DO-DO DO ♪

♪ DO-DEE DO-DEE DO ♪

♪ DO ♪

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Dib: I KNOW YOU'RE BEHIND THE PIGGIES, ZIM.

I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I KNOW THAT IT'S YOU.

RUBBER PIGGIES HAVE RUINED MY LIFE,

AND IT'S ALL BEEN YOU.

HA HA HA HA HA!

SO CLOSE TO VICTORY.

COME ON, KID,

IF I LOSE ONE MORE PATIENT TODAY,

I'M GONNA GET WRITTEN UP!

CLEAR!

COME ON, KID.

CLEAR!

OH, STAY WITH ME.

STAY WITH ME!

[BEEPING]

[BEEP]

[SLURP]

AHH.

FOOLISH EARTH CREATURE.

[BEEPING]

SINCE MY SON'S SKELETON WAS ACCIDENTALLY CRUSHED BY A PARAMEDIC

IN A FREAK PIGGY ACCIDENT,

I HAVE CREATED THE NEW MEGABOY 3000

FUSION-POWERED TITANIUM EXOSKELETON.

IT WILL GIVE HIM THE STRENGTH OF 10,000 LITTLE BOYS.

Dib: YOU WILL PAY

FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD, ZIM!

YOU WILL PAY!

THAT LAST PIGGY SHOULD HAVE REDUCED HIM TO NOTHING.

WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE DID HISTORY GO WRONG?

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A MISERABLE PIG-FILLED ORDEAL

BECAUSE OF YOU.

YOU CAN HIDE ZIM,

BUT YOU CAN'T...HIDE.

THERE MUST BE SOME WAY OF STOPPING HIM,

SOME POINT IN HISTORY

WHERE HE'S STILL VULNERABLE TO THE PIGGY.

PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION.

AAH!

AAH! HA HA HA HA!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

ONLY ONE LEFT?

NO-O-O!

YAY! WE'RE DOOMED!

WAIT! THERE MAY BE ONE LAST CHANCE.

I HAVE TO WARN MYSELF IN THE PAST

TO NEVER USE THIS TIME MACHINE.

NOW TO UNLEASH SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM.

[HUMMING]

AND NOW, ZIM,

THIS IS FOR TAMPERING WITH THE PAST.

THIS IS FOR THE PIGS.

ENJOY YOUR LAST MOMENT...

...OF PRIVACY.

SOON THE WORLD WILL SEE-- WAIT A MINUTE.

HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS?

YES, I HAVE, HAVEN'T I? MY WHOLE LIFE!

GOOD OLD DIB-LIKE DIB!

HEY, HEY!

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

GIMME A--AAH!

HEY!

[FIGHTING]

IT'S LIKE NONE OF IT EVER HAPPENED.

WHERE DID THE LAST PIGGY GO?

NOW TO UNLEASH SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM.

Zim: ZIM!

DON'T USE THE TIME MACHINE.

LOVE, ZIM!

Zim: JUMPING CHILI BEAN!