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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON
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AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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A-HA HA HA HA HA!
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[RADIO STATIC]
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THERE WERE SOME GLITCHES
IN THE SECURITY SYSTEM,
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BUT THANKS
TO MY MASTERFUL
REPAIR SKILLS,
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THEY'VE ALL
BEEN ERADICATED.
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THE FORTRESS IS NOW
IMPENETRABLE.
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ABSOLUTELY--
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UM, WHO IS THAT
LITTLE PERSON BEHIND YOU?
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WHAT THE--
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THERE YOU ARE!
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT WANDERING OFF
LIKE THAT? COME ON!
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I MISSED YOU, MOMMY!
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I'M GLAD IT HAD
A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL.
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ME, TOO.
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I'LL CALL YOU BACK LATER.
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GIR, WE'RE GOING DOWN
INTO THE MAIN SYSTEM CORE.
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THIS MUCH TROUBLE
WITH THE SECURITY
CAN ONLY MEAN
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A DEFECTIVE ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE BRAIN.
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I'LL HAVE TO REPLACE IT.
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TACOS!
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JUST COME ON.
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OK, YOUR PART
IS SIMPLE, GIR.
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YOU JUST MONITOR
THE DOWNLOAD CONDUIT
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WHILE I REPLACE
THE OLD A.I. BRAIN
WITH THIS NEW ONE.
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TACO, TACO, TACO.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS WATCH THE DATA BEAM
FOR ANY FLUCTUATIONS
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UNTIL THE DOWNLOAD
OF THE NEW PROGRAM
IS COMPLETE.
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[SIGHS]
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PRETEND IT'S A TACO.
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YES, SIR.
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IF THERE ARE ANY CHANGES
IN THE DATA--TACO--BEAM,
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JUST LET ME KNOW.
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[SQUEAK SQUEAK]
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HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.
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ALL RIGHT, GIR,
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I'M ABOUT TO INSTALL
THE NEW BRAIN.
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[GRUNTS]
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AAH!
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NO-O-O!
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GIR, WHAT DID YOU DO?
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SLEEPING?
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS JUST--GIR?
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BROKEN.
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CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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OH, I'LL HAVE
TO GO UPSTAIRS
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AND GET ANOTHER BRAIN
FOR THE HOUSE,
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AND THEN I'LL FIX YOU.
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ELEVATOR, TAKE ME
TO THE STORAGE LEVEL.
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[BEEPS]
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ELEVATOR, I SAID--
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Gir: SAY PLEASE.
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GIR,
QUIT MESSING AROUND.
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WE HAVE TO GET
THE HOUSE'S COMPUTER
BACK ON-LINE BEFORE--
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WHERE'S MY MOOSE?
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Zim: WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE IN
THE HOUSE'S COMPUTER?
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Gir: UH-HUH.
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YOU'RE THE NEW BRAIN?
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I GUESS SO.
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GIR, GET OUT
OF THERE RIGHT NOW
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AND BACK TO
YOUR OLD BODY.
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OK. SHEESH.
LET ME SEE.
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[GIR GRUNTING]
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I CAN'T.
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HMM.
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THE DATA CONDUIT
IS DAMAGED.
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YOU'RE TRAPPED IN THERE
UNTIL WE CAN REPAIR IT.
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WHOO!
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HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
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GIR, WE NEED
TO CONCENTRATE HERE.
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AS WE SPEAK,
OUR DEFENSES--
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BORING!
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OOH!
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GIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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PUT ME DOWN, GIR.
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WHAT THE--
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OOH! OW, MY ORGANS.
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[MOANS]
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HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
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[GIR SINGING ALONG
WITH ELEVATOR MUSIC]
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NOW, TAKE ME TO
THE EQUIPMENT ROOM, GIR.
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EQUIPMENT ROOM NOW, GIR!
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Gir: DO A LITTLE DANCE.
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NO, GIR.
NO DANCE.
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JUST OBEY ME.
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Gir: DANCE.
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[ELEVATOR MUSIC
PLAYS LOUDER]
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NO.
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GIR!
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♪ DO DO-DO
DO DO-DO-DO ♪
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♪ DO DO-DO DO-DO
DO-DO-DO-DO ♪
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♪ DO DO-DO DO-DO DO ♪
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♪ DO ♪
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♪ DO DO-DO
DO-DO DO-DO ♪
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♪ DO ♪
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Gir: YAY!
NOW WE GO UP!
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AAH!
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GIR, YOU SENT
THE ELEVATOR UP TOO FAR.
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I'M UP IN THE HOUSE.
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I NEEDED TO GO
TO THE EQUIPMENT ROOM.
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Gir: OOH!
WHAT'S THIS DO?
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Gir: I'M GONNA MAKE TOAST.
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GIR, I AM ORDERING YOU
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TO TAKE ME
TO THE EQUIPMENT ROOM.
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Gir: AWW,
DON'T BE SAD, MASTER.
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I KNOW WHAT WILL
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
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IT WOULD MAKE
ME FEEL BETTER
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TO HAVE THIS HOUSE
BACK TO NORMAL
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AND TO HAVE YOU
LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE.
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Gir: UH-HUH.
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BUT HOW ABOUT
SOME OF THIS?
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[GIR SINGING]
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HE'S GOT TO WEAR HIMSELF
OUT EVENTUALLY.
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I'LL JUST WAIT.
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I CAN OUTLAST HIM.
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[GIR SINGING]
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AAH!
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THE MADNESS!
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THE MADNESS!
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GIR, LET ME DOWN BELOW
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SO THAT I CAN MAKE
EVERYTHING NORMAL AGAIN!
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Gir: TACOS.
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SO TAKE IT FROM ME,
THE KRAZY TACO.
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YOU WON'T FIND
A CRAZIER TACO
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THAN THE ONES YOU'LL FIND
AT THE KRAZY TACO!
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REMEMBER, OUR DRIVE-THROUGH
IS OPEN ALL NIGHT.
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SWEET JUMPING CHILI BEAN,
I'M CRAZY!
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Gir: MUST OBEY
THE TACO MAN.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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WHAT IS THIS?
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Gir: TACO-O-O-OS!
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Gir: WHEE-HEE HEE!
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Zim: AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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OH! OH! AAH!
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SWEET JUMPING CHILI BEAN!
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Gir: I'M GONNA GET ME
SOME OF THEM TACOS!
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GIR,
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.
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THE BASE IS EXPOSED.
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YOU'LL BLOW OUR COVER.
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TURN BACK WHILE
WE'RE STILL UNNOTICED.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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YEAH, I JUST GOT IT,
AND, MAN, DO I LOVE IT!
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I'M GONNA DRIVE
ALL NIGHT.
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AND THEN I'M GONNA
KEEP ON DRIVING UNTIL
IT'S NIGHT SOME MORE.
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OH, YES!
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[CAR ALARM]
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POLICE,
I'D LIKE TO REPORT
A GIANT HOUSE
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THAT FLEW OUT OF THE SKY
AND DESTROYED MY CAR.
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OK, THANK YOU.
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AAH!
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Dispatcher: BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR A GIANT MOBILE HOME
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RAMPAGING THROUGH
THE DOWNTOWN AREA.
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CAN MOBILE HOMES
RAMPAGE?
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MUST BE ONE
OF THEM NEW ONES.
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I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND
HOW SERIOUS THIS IS.
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TACOS ARE NOT WORTH
RUINING THE MISSION.
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I AM YOUR MASTER,
AND YOU WILL OBEY ME.
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OBEY ME!
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PLEASE?
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Gir: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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MAYBE I GET
A GIANT BURRITO, TOO.
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Gir: BURRITO-O-O!
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GET HIM!
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[SNIFF SNORT]
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THANKS FOR COMING
TO KRAZY TACO.
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MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER,
PLEASE?
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SO THAT'S TWO LARGE TACOS,
BURRITO,
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AND A MEDIUM "GIR, TAKE US
BACK TO THE BASE RIGHT NOW."
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DO YOU WANT
A DRINK WITH THAT?
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Zim: I AM YOU MASTER!
GIR, TAKE US BACK!
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Gir: WHAT KIND
OF DRINKS YOU GOT?
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WE GOT NEW POOP,
CLASSIC POOP,
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DIET POOP,
CHERRY POOP,
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AND SALTY LEMONADE.
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Gir: GIVE ME A LARGE
CLASSIC POOP.
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[SIRENS]
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Man: PICK UP YOUR ORDER
AT THE FIRST WINDOW.
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HERE YOU GO, SIR.
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Gir: I LOVE
THE LITTLE TACOS.
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I LOVE THEM GOOD.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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SHUT YOUR NOISE TUBE,
TACO HUMAN.
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GIR?
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Gir: YES, MASTER?
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GIR, I HAVE YOUR TACOS.
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GIMME!
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NO, GIR.
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BUT I NEED TACOS.
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I NEED THEM
OR I WILL EXPLODE.
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00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,774
THAT HAPPENS TO ME
SOMETIMES.
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I WILL GIVE YOU TACOS.
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OH, SUCH TACOS
WILL I GIVE.
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00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,546
BUT YOU HAVE TO
TAKE US BACK TO THE BASE.
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THEY'RE ONLY
GETTING COLDER, GIR.
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[GIR BABBLING]
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[BABBLING CONTINUES]
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00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,823
[GIANT MECHANICAL FOOTSTEPS]
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[GIR GRUNTING]
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Gir: WHERE'S MY MOUTH?
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00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,876
ARE YOU GOING
TO COOPERATE, GIR?
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00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,078
IT'S TIME WE FIXED
ALL OF THIS MESS
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00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,646
AND GOT YOU
BACK TO NORMAL.
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00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,748
Gir: OKEY-DOKEY.
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00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,751
THANK YOU, GIR.
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00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:29,520
NOW TAKE ME
TO THE EQUIPMENT ROOM.
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Zim: THERE WERE
A FEW PROBLEMS,
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00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,628
SOME GLITCHES
HERE AND THERE,
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BUT DESPITE
THESE MINOR MISHAPS,
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EVERYTHING
IS NORMAL AGAIN.
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IF POSSIBLE,
THINGS ARE EVEN
MORE NORMAL NOW
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THAN THEY EVER WERE.
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