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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON

AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

A-HA HA HA HA HA!

[RADIO STATIC]

THERE WERE SOME GLITCHES IN THE SECURITY SYSTEM,

BUT THANKS TO MY MASTERFUL REPAIR SKILLS,

THEY'VE ALL BEEN ERADICATED.

THE FORTRESS IS NOW IMPENETRABLE.

ABSOLUTELY--

UM, WHO IS THAT LITTLE PERSON BEHIND YOU?

WHAT THE--

THERE YOU ARE!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WANDERING OFF LIKE THAT? COME ON!

I MISSED YOU, MOMMY!

I'M GLAD IT HAD A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL.

ME, TOO.

I'LL CALL YOU BACK LATER.

GIR, WE'RE GOING DOWN INTO THE MAIN SYSTEM CORE.

THIS MUCH TROUBLE WITH THE SECURITY CAN ONLY MEAN

A DEFECTIVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BRAIN.

I'LL HAVE TO REPLACE IT.

TACOS!

JUST COME ON.

OK, YOUR PART IS SIMPLE, GIR.

YOU JUST MONITOR THE DOWNLOAD CONDUIT

WHILE I REPLACE THE OLD A.I. BRAIN WITH THIS NEW ONE.

TACO, TACO, TACO.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WATCH THE DATA BEAM FOR ANY FLUCTUATIONS

UNTIL THE DOWNLOAD OF THE NEW PROGRAM IS COMPLETE.

[SIGHS]

PRETEND IT'S A TACO.

YES, SIR.

IF THERE ARE ANY CHANGES IN THE DATA--TACO--BEAM,

JUST LET ME KNOW.

[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.

ALL RIGHT, GIR,

I'M ABOUT TO INSTALL THE NEW BRAIN.

[GRUNTS]

AAH!

NO-O-O!

GIR, WHAT DID YOU DO?

SLEEPING?

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS JUST--GIR?

BROKEN.

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

OH, I'LL HAVE TO GO UPSTAIRS

AND GET ANOTHER BRAIN FOR THE HOUSE,

AND THEN I'LL FIX YOU.

ELEVATOR, TAKE ME TO THE STORAGE LEVEL.

[BEEPS]

ELEVATOR, I SAID--

Gir: SAY PLEASE.

GIR, QUIT MESSING AROUND.

WE HAVE TO GET THE HOUSE'S COMPUTER BACK ON-LINE BEFORE--

WHERE'S MY MOOSE?

Zim: WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU'RE IN THE HOUSE'S COMPUTER?

Gir: UH-HUH.

YOU'RE THE NEW BRAIN?

I GUESS SO.

GIR, GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW

AND BACK TO YOUR OLD BODY.

OK. SHEESH. LET ME SEE.

[GIR GRUNTING]

I CAN'T.

HMM.

THE DATA CONDUIT IS DAMAGED.

YOU'RE TRAPPED IN THERE UNTIL WE CAN REPAIR IT.

WHOO!

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.

GIR, WE NEED TO CONCENTRATE HERE.

AS WE SPEAK, OUR DEFENSES--

BORING!

OOH!

GIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

PUT ME DOWN, GIR.

WHAT THE--

OOH! OW, MY ORGANS.

[MOANS]

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.

[GIR SINGING ALONG WITH ELEVATOR MUSIC]

NOW, TAKE ME TO THE EQUIPMENT ROOM, GIR.

EQUIPMENT ROOM NOW, GIR!

Gir: DO A LITTLE DANCE.

NO, GIR. NO DANCE.

JUST OBEY ME.

Gir: DANCE.

[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYS LOUDER]

NO.

GIR!

♪ DO DO-DO DO DO-DO-DO ♪

♪ DO DO-DO DO-DO DO-DO-DO-DO ♪

♪ DO DO-DO DO-DO DO ♪

♪ DO ♪

♪ DO DO-DO DO-DO DO-DO ♪

♪ DO ♪

Gir: YAY! NOW WE GO UP!

AAH!

GIR, YOU SENT THE ELEVATOR UP TOO FAR.

I'M UP IN THE HOUSE.

I NEEDED TO GO TO THE EQUIPMENT ROOM.

Gir: OOH! WHAT'S THIS DO?

Gir: I'M GONNA MAKE TOAST.

GIR, I AM ORDERING YOU

TO TAKE ME TO THE EQUIPMENT ROOM.

Gir: AWW, DON'T BE SAD, MASTER.

I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

TO HAVE THIS HOUSE BACK TO NORMAL

AND TO HAVE YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE.

Gir: UH-HUH.

BUT HOW ABOUT SOME OF THIS?

[GIR SINGING]

HE'S GOT TO WEAR HIMSELF OUT EVENTUALLY.

I'LL JUST WAIT.

I CAN OUTLAST HIM.

[GIR SINGING]

AAH!

THE MADNESS!

THE MADNESS!

GIR, LET ME DOWN BELOW

SO THAT I CAN MAKE EVERYTHING NORMAL AGAIN!

Gir: TACOS.

SO TAKE IT FROM ME, THE KRAZY TACO.

YOU WON'T FIND A CRAZIER TACO

THAN THE ONES YOU'LL FIND AT THE KRAZY TACO!

REMEMBER, OUR DRIVE-THROUGH IS OPEN ALL NIGHT.

SWEET JUMPING CHILI BEAN, I'M CRAZY!

Gir: MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHAT IS THIS?

Gir: TACO-O-O-OS!

Gir: WHEE-HEE HEE!

Zim: AAH!

AAH! AAH!

OH! OH! AAH!

SWEET JUMPING CHILI BEAN!

Gir: I'M GONNA GET ME SOME OF THEM TACOS!

GIR, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.

THE BASE IS EXPOSED.

YOU'LL BLOW OUR COVER.

TURN BACK WHILE WE'RE STILL UNNOTICED.

AAH!

AAH!

YEAH, I JUST GOT IT, AND, MAN, DO I LOVE IT!

I'M GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT.

AND THEN I'M GONNA KEEP ON DRIVING UNTIL IT'S NIGHT SOME MORE.

OH, YES!

[CAR ALARM]

POLICE, I'D LIKE TO REPORT A GIANT HOUSE

THAT FLEW OUT OF THE SKY AND DESTROYED MY CAR.

OK, THANK YOU.

AAH!

Dispatcher: BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A GIANT MOBILE HOME

RAMPAGING THROUGH THE DOWNTOWN AREA.

CAN MOBILE HOMES RAMPAGE?

MUST BE ONE OF THEM NEW ONES.

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS THIS IS.

TACOS ARE NOT WORTH RUINING THE MISSION.

I AM YOUR MASTER, AND YOU WILL OBEY ME.

OBEY ME!

PLEASE?

Gir: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE I GET A GIANT BURRITO, TOO.

Gir: BURRITO-O-O!

GET HIM!

[SNIFF SNORT]

THANKS FOR COMING TO KRAZY TACO.

MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE?

SO THAT'S TWO LARGE TACOS, BURRITO,

AND A MEDIUM "GIR, TAKE US BACK TO THE BASE RIGHT NOW."

DO YOU WANT A DRINK WITH THAT?

Zim: I AM YOU MASTER! GIR, TAKE US BACK!

Gir: WHAT KIND OF DRINKS YOU GOT?

WE GOT NEW POOP, CLASSIC POOP,

DIET POOP, CHERRY POOP,

AND SALTY LEMONADE.

Gir: GIVE ME A LARGE CLASSIC POOP.

[SIRENS]

Man: PICK UP YOUR ORDER AT THE FIRST WINDOW.

HERE YOU GO, SIR.

Gir: I LOVE THE LITTLE TACOS.

I LOVE THEM GOOD.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

SHUT YOUR NOISE TUBE, TACO HUMAN.

GIR?

Gir: YES, MASTER?

GIR, I HAVE YOUR TACOS.

GIMME!

NO, GIR.

BUT I NEED TACOS.

I NEED THEM OR I WILL EXPLODE.

THAT HAPPENS TO ME SOMETIMES.

I WILL GIVE YOU TACOS.

OH, SUCH TACOS WILL I GIVE.

BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE US BACK TO THE BASE.

THEY'RE ONLY GETTING COLDER, GIR.

[GIR BABBLING]

[BABBLING CONTINUES]

[GIANT MECHANICAL FOOTSTEPS]

[GIR GRUNTING]

Gir: WHERE'S MY MOUTH?

ARE YOU GOING TO COOPERATE, GIR?

IT'S TIME WE FIXED ALL OF THIS MESS

AND GOT YOU BACK TO NORMAL.

Gir: OKEY-DOKEY.

THANK YOU, GIR.

NOW TAKE ME TO THE EQUIPMENT ROOM.

Zim: THERE WERE A FEW PROBLEMS,

SOME GLITCHES HERE AND THERE,

BUT DESPITE THESE MINOR MISHAPS,

EVERYTHING IS NORMAL AGAIN.

IF POSSIBLE, THINGS ARE EVEN MORE NORMAL NOW

THAN THEY EVER WERE.