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[CHEERING]
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[THEME MUSIC]
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY THE U.S. DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATION AND NOGGIN
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[SNIFFING]
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[SHUDDERS]
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[SQUEALS]
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[SCREAMS]
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THAT NEW KID'S A FREAK.
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I THINK HIS NAME
IS ZIP OR SOMETHING.
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HE'S BEEN HERE
LONG ENOUGH TO AT LEAST
MAKE SOME LOSER FRIENDS,
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LIKE THAT CREEP KID, DIM...
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OR THOSE REJECTS
IN THE CORNER.
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BUT LOOK AT HIM,
ALL BY HIMSELF,
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I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF KID
DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS?
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IT'S SO INHUMAN.
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["INHUMAN" ECHOING]
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CONGRATULATIONS ON DISCOVERING
THE GROTESQUE SPACE MONSTER!
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TELL US, HOW DID YOU
KNOW HE WAS AN ALIEN?
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WELL, WE NOTICED
HE HAD NO FRIENDS.
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["FRIENDS" ECHOING]
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[GASPS]
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I'M LOOKING
FOR A FRIEND.
WOULD YOU BE--
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I WAS BORN
WITH WEBBED FISH TOES...
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LIKE SOME KIND
OF HORRIBLE FISHBOY.
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WANT TO SEE?
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WOULD YOU--
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[SCREAMING]
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SQUEALY FOOLS!
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THESE HUMAN FILTHIES
SHOULD BE HONORED
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TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED
AS POSSIBLE FRIENDS OF ZIM!
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WHO AMONG YOU FEELS
THEY ARE WORTHY ENOUGH
TO BE MY BEST FRIEND?
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GOOD. I HAVE DEVISED
SOME SIMPLE TESTS
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TO DETERMINE
WHO IS THE WORTHIEST.
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WE BEGIN BY TESTING
YOUR ABSORBENCY.
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OOH! HEY! OOH!
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NEXT, I TEST
YOUR ELECTRICAL
CONDUCTIVITY.
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[SCREAMING]
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AND NOW,
THE FINAL TEST...
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[SCREAMING]
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WE HAVE
A WINNER. WHAT IS
YOUR NAME, FRIEND?
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MY NAME'S KEEF.
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WOW! I'VE NEVER WON
ANYTHING BEFORE.
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I PROMISE I'LL BE THE BEST,
MOST LOYAL FRIEND EVER!
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I'M SO HAPPY.
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DON'T TOUCH ME.
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I'D LIKE YOU
ALL TO MEET KEEF.
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HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
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NOT YOURS...MINE!
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GET LOST, YOU LOSERS.
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VERY WELL,
I AM GOING TO GET LOST.
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BUT NOTICE I AM GETTING LOST
WITH MY BEST FRIEND!
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[CRASH]
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AND THEN TOMORROW,
THERE'S THE CIRCUS.
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WE CAN GO TO THE CIRCUS!
I LOVE THE CIRCUS!
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YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE CIRCUS, ZIM?
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I WANT TO
CONGRATULATE YOU, KEEF,
ON A JOB WELL DONE.
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YOU HAVE BEEN A MOST
CONVINCING FRIEND.
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BUT NOW THAT THE WORLD
SEEMS SATISFIED
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WITH MY KNACK
FOR COMPANIONSHIP,
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I DON'T THINK I WILL
BE REQUIRING YOUR
SERVICES ANY LONGER.
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OUR MISSION
TOGETHER IS DONE.
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GOOD JOB, SOLDIER.
BE GONE WITH YOU.
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HEY, YOU GOT
ANY VIDEO GAMES?
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YES.
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[HEAVY SIGH]
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A JOB WELL DONE.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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HELLO?
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HEYA, BUDDY.
HOW YOU DOING?
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KEEF? I TOLD YOU
I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR--
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I UNDERSTAND, ZIM.
I WAS THINKING MAYBE
YOU'D WANT TO--
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[BEEP]
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HOLD ON, I'VE GOT
ANOTHER CALL.
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HELLO?
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HEYA, BUDDY! YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE THE CIRCUS!
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GIR!
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YES, MY MASTER!
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GIR, I'M GOING
DOWN TO THE LAB.
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DO NOT LET ANYONE
IN THE HOUSE.
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YES, SIR!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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LEPRECHAUNS!
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[SQUEAKING]
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[BLISSFUL SIGH]
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HEY, ZIM! YOU SHOWED UP JUST
IN TIME FOR THE WAFFLES!
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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
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I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE FIRED!
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YOU DON'T LIKE WAFFLES?
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OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!
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OH! WE CAN WALK
TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.
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I'M SICK. I'M NOT
GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY.
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POOR SICK ZIM.
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NO WONDER HE'S SO SAD.
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I HAVE A GREAT IDEA, GIR.
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I THINK WE SHOULD THROW
OUR ZIM A SURPRISE PARTY.
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IT'LL CHEER HIM UP.
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[HAPPY SQUEAL]
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I'LL GET A BUNCH OF KIDS
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AND BRING THEM
OVER AFTER SCHOOL.
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NOW, THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE A SURPRISE.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND, GIR?
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A SURPRISE.
ZIM CAN'T FIND OUT.
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MEOW.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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WHAT ARE
YOU DOING, GIR?
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NOTHING.
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NOTHING?
OR SOMETHING?
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OOOH! I CAN'T TAKE IT!
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YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR ME!
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KEEF IS PLANNING A SURPRISE
PARTY FOR YOU AFTER SCHOOL!
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HE'S GONNA BRING ALL THE KIDS
BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU!
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THAT BOY LOVES YOU SO MUCH!
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I'M MAKIN' THE CAKE!
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HE'S BRINGING
ALL THE CHILDREN
TO OUR SECRET LAIR?
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DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT THIS MEANS?
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YES.
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WAIT A MINUTE...NO.
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IT MEANS OUR MISSION
IS IN JEOPARDY!
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AW, MAN.
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[HUMS A DITTY]
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SOMETHING MUST BE DONE
ABOUT THIS...KEEF.
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IF HE SUCCEEDS, THE WHOLE
POPULATION OF EARTH
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WILL SHOW UP
ON OUR DOORSTEP.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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PARTY AFTER SCHOOL
AT ZIM'S HOUSE.
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EVERYBODY'S INVITED!
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WHO'S ZIM?
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HE'S THE GREEN KID.
YOU KNOW HIM.
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OH, YOU MEAN THE FREAK
WITH THAT ONE FRIEND
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THAT MAKES HIM
EVEN FREAKIER?
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HA HA. I DON'T THINK SO.
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THESE HUMANS AND THEIR
FILTHY "FRIENDSHIP."
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IT BRINGS NOTHING
BUT TROUBLE.
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I CAN SEE THEM NOW.
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[COW MOOS]
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[SHUDDERS]
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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PARTEEEEE!
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[GASPS]
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[SLOW MOTION]
PARTEEEE!
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[GRUNTING]
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[LOW, VERY
SLOW MOTION SOUNDS]
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[SIGHS]
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[LAUGHING]
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OK, NOW YOU GUYS WAIT
HERE WHILE I GET HIM.
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THEN JUMP OUT AND
YELL "SURPRISE!"
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HE'LL BE SO HAPPY.
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I'VE NEVER
BEEN TO A PARTY
BEFORE.
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DO THEY HURT?
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HEY, ZIM! I'M HOME!
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FOR ME?!
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OH, YOU ARE
MY BESTEST FRIEND.
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THANK YOU, ZIM.
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[SCREAMING]
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KEEF...
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YES...?
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WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?
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THAT WOULD BE ZIM.
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TODAY, HE GOT ME--
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SILENCE! WHEN I SNAP
MY FINGERS,
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THE NEXT LIVING THING
YOU SEE YOU WILL BELIEVE
TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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I LIKE ZIM.
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I KNOW YOU DO.
BUT PAY ATTENTION!
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[SNAP]
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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ZIM! HOW'D
YOU GET OUT THERE?
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HEY, WAIT UP! I HAVE
A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
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HA HA HA! HUMANS
AND THEIR "FRIENDSHIP."
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INVADERS NEED NO ONE.
NO ONE!
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[CRASH]
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HEY, GUYS!
THIS IS ZIM!
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IT'S ZIM!
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FORGET THIS WEIRDO.
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HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE
SOMETHING REALLY NEAT?
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[SCREAMING]
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HEY, I'M HUNGRY.
CAN I GET SOME OF THAT?
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NO.
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[SCREAMING]
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YOU DON'T LIKE WAFFLES?
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[HUMMING]
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