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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:05,770 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,172 AND NICKELODEON 3 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:37,135 AH-HA HA HA HA! 4 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,247 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 5 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,950 ...AND YOU, MARY, 6 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,819 RIGHT WHERE YOUR HEAD IS, 7 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:57,755 BEFORE THE BIG BANG, THERE WAS NOTHING THERE! 8 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:00,959 AND OUTSIDE, WHERE THAT SQUIRREL IS, 9 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:03,528 THERE WAS NOTHING! 10 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:09,667 AND UNDER YOUR CHAIRS... NOTHING! 11 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,238 AND BY THAT TREE, WHERE THAT DOG IS... 12 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,872 NOTHING. 13 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:17,375 RRRGGGGHHH!... 14 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:23,881 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 15 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:25,117 PHEW! 16 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:28,520 DON'T FORGET THAT TONIGHT IS PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT. 17 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:32,557 EVERYONE IS REQUIRED TO BRING THEIR PARENTS TO THE CAFETERIA. 18 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:35,961 I NEVER AGREED TO ATTEND THIS PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT! 19 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:36,961 YES, YOU DID. 20 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:40,865 NO. YOU LIE! YOU LIIIIIIE! 21 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,200 [HUMPH!] 22 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,175 ZIM, ARE YOU GOING TO BRING YOUR PARENTS 23 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:52,210 TO PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT? 24 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,412 YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER. 25 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:58,283 WHY WOULD YOU TAPE THAT? 26 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,851 PUTTING UP A LOT OF FIGHT FOR SOMETHING 27 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,319 AS SIMPLE AS PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT, ZIM. 28 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:04,923 I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PARENTS ARE. 29 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:07,158 OF COURSE, I DO. 30 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,338 WELCOME TO LIFE, IRKEN CHILD. 31 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:22,841 REPORT FOR DUTY. 32 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:26,278 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I LOVE YOU, COLD, UNFEELING ROBOT ARM. 33 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:29,781 [MS. BITTERS GROWLS] 34 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,719 YOU WILL BE HERE TONIGHT, ZIM. 35 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:37,255 YOU...AND YOUR PARENTS! 36 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:43,795 YEAH--SEE YOU AND YOUR PARENTS TONIGHT, ZIM. 37 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:48,734 YES! OH, I WILL BRING MY PARENTS 38 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:51,136 AND THEY SHALL BE THE GREATEST, 39 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:54,773 MOST PARENTAL PARENTS EVERRRR! 40 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,186 [DOORBELL RINGS] 41 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,067 WELCOME HOME, SON. 42 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:25,170 UM--OH, IS THE UH-- LADY OF THE HOUSE IN? 43 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,105 THAT'S ME! 44 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:29,541 I AM HOUSE LADY. BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 45 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,782 UH--HURUMPH-- I'M SELLING MAKEUP 46 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,752 AND I JUST KNOW YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING GREAT-- 47 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,021 I SAID BRUSH YOUR TEETH! 48 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:44,222 [MAKEUP LADY SHRIEKS] 49 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,594 I'LL SEE YOU AND YOUR PARENTS TONIGHT, ZIM. 50 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,330 BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT CALLED PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT... 51 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,965 IT'S CALLED ZIM DOOM PARENT... 52 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:58,369 ZIM DOOM ZIMMY DOOM... 53 00:03:58,438 --> 00:03:59,771 NIGHT. 54 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,072 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 55 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:02,373 WATCH OUT FOR THAT PUPPY. 56 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:03,875 HUH? 57 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:05,676 HAH! 58 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,880 AH! AH AH AH! 59 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,181 WAAAHHH! 60 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:13,785 WAIT! COME BACK! 61 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,355 I NEED STUFF! 62 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,861 WELCOME HOME, SON. 63 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,833 YOU WANT SOME DINNER, SWEETHEART? 64 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,769 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 65 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,905 I ONLY HAVE TWO HOURS BEFORE THIS... 66 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:35,673 PARENT/TEACHER THING. 67 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,543 THE PARENT DECOYS AREN'T READY FOR THAT KIND OF SERVICE. 68 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,579 THEIR INTERACTIVE SKILLS ARE TOO LIMITED. 69 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,347 UNLESS... 70 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,348 GIR! 71 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,882 YES, SIR. 72 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,984 GIR, WE HAVE TO PROGRAM THE PARENTS 73 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:48,320 TO LEARN HUMAN SOCIAL BEHAVIOR 74 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,421 IF THEY ARE TO JOIN ME FOR 75 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,490 PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT. 76 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:53,391 YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY. 77 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,862 ON TV: FAILURE TO ROTATE STOCK DESTROYS MERCHANDISE... 78 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,331 [VOICES FROM MANY CHANNELS ON TV] 79 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:06,772 OOH! THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW. 80 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,740 WAIT, THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW. 81 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,142 LOOK! IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW. 82 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,282 AHHHH! 83 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:20,351 MY SPINE! 84 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:29,861 I LOVE THIS SHOW. 85 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:34,199 NO, GIR, THE ROBOT PARENTS MUST LEARN PROPER PARENTING 86 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:35,600 FROM THIS VIDEO PROGRAM. 87 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:43,274 [GIR SNORES] 88 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,714 MAKE SURE THEY WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO, GIR! 89 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:51,650 THE FATE OF OUR MISSION DEPENDS ON IT! 90 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,822 [ON SCREEN] WE SURE ARE PROUD OF OUR LITTLE BOY. 91 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,392 WE SURE ARE. 92 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,366 ARE YOU PLAGUED BY GRASS STAINS? 93 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,034 I LIKE BURRITOS, 94 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,903 BUT THEY SURE DON'T LIKE ME. 95 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:15,906 WHO DOES YOUR HAIR? 96 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,743 WE RETURN TO OUR MOVIE IN PROGRESS, 97 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,744 POKE...[SCREAM] OF DOOM! 98 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,521 I LOVE THIS SHOW. 99 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,564 ARE YOU READY, DEAR? 100 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,466 YES. 101 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,234 WELL THEN, WE OUGHT TO BE ON OUR WAY. 102 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:44,235 YES. 103 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,704 WE SURE ARE PROUD OF YOU, SON. 104 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:51,009 WE SURE ARRRRRE. 105 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,844 Gir: I LOVE THIS SHOW. 106 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,555 HEY, KIDS, YOUR DAD. 107 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:05,156 I NEVER KNEW HE WAS A FLOATING HEAD. 108 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,557 OH, HE'S NOT. 109 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,660 MY DAD'S JUST REALLY BUSY AND HE COULDN'T BE HERE IN PERSON. 110 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:11,196 HE'S TRANSMITTING LIVE FROM HIS LAB ACROSS TOWN. 111 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,164 HEY, MY DAD WAS LIKE THAT, TOO. 112 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,633 YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND. 113 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,401 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, PROFESSOR! 114 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:19,370 I'M MR. ELLIOT, HUH, YOUR DAUGHTER GAZ'S TEACHER. 115 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,007 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 116 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,675 WE'RE TESTING SOME HIGHLY UNSTABLE... 117 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,011 [GLASS BREAKS] 118 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:29,013 HAH! NO! YOU HAVE THE MIXTURE ALL WRONG! 119 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,081 [BOOM!] 120 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,283 [SCREAMING AND ALARM GOES OFF] 121 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,600 [CLEARS THROAT] 122 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:52,636 THESE ARE MY PARENTS. I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART. 123 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,375 I MUST HAVE PUNCH NOW! 124 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,946 WHEN YOU WERE MY STUDENTS, 125 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,315 I SAID YOU'D AMOUNT TO NOTHING, 126 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:05,917 AND I WAS RIGHT. 127 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,219 YOU'RE NOTHING! 128 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,355 HELLO, ZIM. 129 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,390 DIB. 130 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,392 DAD, THERE'S SOMEBODY I WANT YOU TO MEET. 131 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:17,361 THIS IS ZIM. YOU KNOW, THE ALIEN. 132 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,397 AND WHAT COUNTRY IS THE LITTLE GREEN BOY FROM? 133 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,232 YES, YES. THAT'S FASCINATING. 134 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,103 [HEE HEH HEH] 135 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,675 SO, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 136 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:34,379 MY MOM WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT ME! 137 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:37,114 IT'S REALLY EMBARRASSING. 138 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,317 AT LEAST SHE'S NOT SHOWING THE PICTURES. 139 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:42,053 OOH, AND YOU JUST GOTTA SEE THESE PICTURES. 140 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,455 NOW, HERE'S BILLY CRYING WHEN HE WAS 141 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,323 KICKED OFF THE SOCCER TEAM FOR CRYING TOO MUCH. 142 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:47,392 HEE HEE HEE. 143 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:50,561 [BILLY CRIES] 144 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:54,031 GRASS STAINS SURE ARE TOUGH TO GET OUT OF THOSE SOCCER UNIFORMS. 145 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,333 SPORTS AREN'T EVERYTHING. 146 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:59,570 I'M SURE YOUR BOY WILL FIND SOMETHING HE'S GOOD AT. 147 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,106 THAT'S TRUE. 148 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,373 HEY! 149 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,108 TRY ONE OF THESE COOKIES. 150 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,109 MY WIFE MADE THEM. 151 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,011 THANKS, TED. 152 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,019 OH, NO. 153 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,153 HONEY, IS IT...? 154 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,489 YEP. 155 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,057 DIARRHEA! 156 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,629 I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR THAT! 157 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,237 WHO DOES YOUR HAIR? 158 00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:38,843 AH! AH AH! OW! MY HEAD! 159 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,711 [SCREAMING] 160 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,914 MOM, I THINK WE SHOULD GO HOME NOW. 161 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,884 DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOUNG MAN. 162 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,118 YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM! 163 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:55,760 [GAZ SNICKERS] 164 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,869 HEY, IS YOUR DAD FEELING WELL? 165 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,737 YES, HE'S PERFECTLY FINE. 166 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,317 AAAHHH! 167 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,886 [DIB CHUCKLES] 168 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,220 NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 169 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,024 MY DAD LOST HIS ARM IN UH--THE WAR. 170 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,992 THAT WAS MY SQUEEZIN' ARM. 171 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,229 THEY TOOK MY SQUEEZING ARM! 172 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,298 WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM! 173 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,836 AAAAAARRRGH! 174 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,870 [WOMAN SCREAMS] QUIT POKIN' MY MOM'S HEAD! 175 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,515 LOOK, MOM, WE REALLY HAVE TO GO. 176 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,484 PLEASE NOW, PLEASE! 177 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,419 HONEY, YOU'RE UPSET. 178 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,620 YES!, AND I WANT TO GO HOME. 179 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,123 I KNOW WHAT'LL CHEER YOU UP. 180 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,036 LOOK, EVERYONE, LOOK! 181 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,236 [WOMAN CRYING] 182 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,405 CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS WOMAN IS SUFFERING 183 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,374 FROM SEVERE POKEY TRAUMA? 184 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:22,313 MOM, DAD! I THINK I'VE BROKEN MY SPINE! 185 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:27,251 MY SPINE. AAAAHHH! [BREATHES HEAVILY] 186 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,588 AW, HONEY. I THINK IT'S TIME WE TOOK YOU HOME. 187 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,336 LEMME GUESS... 188 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,937 NOBODY SAW THAT, RIGHT? 189 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,413 HEY, THAT KID'S THROWING PUNCH! 190 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,017 [GROWLS] 13547

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