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[theme music]
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Welcome, brave Irken soldiers.
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Welcome to Conventia,
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the Convention Hall Planet.
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Please proceed to
the docking ring
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and take the complimentary
teleporters to
the planet's surface.
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Be sure to visit
the gift shop
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for all kinds of
cheap, useless stuff.
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If you're here for
The Great Assigning,
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please remember
where you parked
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and proceed to
the main Convention Hall.
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Galactic Conquest
is near.
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Galactic Conquest
is near.
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Galactic Conquest
is near...
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Now, wiggle your antennae
in salute
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because here they are...
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your all-knowing,
all-powerful leaders,
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The Almighty Tallest!
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[cheering]
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Thank you, thank you.
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See? I told you
they'd love the lasers.
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Everything is
lasers with you.
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I'm telling you,
smoke machines are
what the people re--ah!
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[cheering]
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See?
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Welcome mighty
Irken Soldiers!
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You are
the finest examples
of military training
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the Irken Army
has to offer!
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Good for you.
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Standing behind us,
however,
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are the soldiers
we've chosen for rolls
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in one of the most
crucial parts
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of Operation
Impending Doom II!
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[cheering]
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You in the audience
just get to sit and watch.
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You should've
tried harder!
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These superior ones--
not quite as superior
as us, of course--
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Duh.
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These less superior
than us,
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but still quite
superior soldiers
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will each be assigned
to an enemy planet!
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And you will blend in
with the hideous
native inhabitants,
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all while gathering
crucial information,
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assessing the planet's
weaknesses,
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making it vulnerable
to our big--spaceship--
gang...
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The Armada?
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Now! Let
the assigning begin!
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Whoo!
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Step forward,
Invader Lard.
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Ah, you seem to have
grown since last you've
stood before us, soldier.
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You've been assigned
to the planet Blorch,
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home of the slaughtering
rat people.
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Why would you draw that?
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However, because of
your increased height,
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we have decided to
give you the planet Vort,
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home of the universe's
most comfortable couch.
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Yes!
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Next. Invader Spleen!
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Oooh!
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Move it, move it!
Everybody, move it!
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Move it!
Get out of the way!
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And last, Invader Scooge!
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Oh, now,
that's just sad.
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Could you get
any shorter?
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You'll be assigned
to Blorch, home of
the slaughtering rat people.
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Thank you.
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Get out of the way!
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Move it...!
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Thus concludes
The Great Assigning!
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Help yourselves
to some nachos
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and we'll see ya
at the equipping station.
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Yes! Gorge yourselves!
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You mooch it.
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No, no! Wait!
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That voice.
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No! It can't be.
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Zim.
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[Zim breathing
heavily]
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Sorry I'm late,
My Tallest.
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I couldn't find
my invitation.
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You're lucky
I made it at all.
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You weren't
invited at all.
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Weren't you banished
to Foodcourtia?
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Shouldn't you be--
frying something?
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Oh, I quit when
I found out about this.
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You quit
being banished?
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The assigning
is over, Zim.
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But you can't have
an invasion without me.
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I was in Operation
Impending Doom I.
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Don't you remember?
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Oh, yes, we remember.
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[alarms going off]
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Ya ha ha ha ha... !
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But sir, we're still
on our own planet!
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Silence!
Twist those knobs.
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Twist those knobs.
You, pull some levers.
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Pull some levers!
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[siren wails]
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I put the fires out.
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You made them worse.
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Worse?
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Or better?
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[sighs]
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Besides, no invader
has ever been so...
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very small.
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You're very small, Zim.
You're a tiny thing.
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But invader's
blood marches
through my veins
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like giant radioactive
rubber pants!
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The pants command me.
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Do not ignore my veins!
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As--a show of gratitude--
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for your service
in the past, uh--
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here's a sandwich.
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But--
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thanks for coming,
everybody!
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Good night!
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No! Wait!
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What? You got
your sandwich.
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My Tallest,
an opportunity
to prove I truly
can be an invader
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is all that I ask.
Give me.
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Hold on.
I've got a plan.
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We see now that
you are truly deserving.
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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You will be sent
to a planet so mysterious
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no one has even
heard of it.
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Right! And those
who have heard of it
dare not speak its name.
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What's its name?
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Oh, I dare not speak it.
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Where is it?
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Um...
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Right there!
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Ooh. A secret mission.
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Happy now?
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Yes.
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Invaders, report to
the equipment hall.
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Oh-oh and remember,
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lasers.
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Ah!
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[thud!]
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The universe will be ours
for the taking!
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[cheering]It's only a matter of time
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before all the races
of the universe
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serve the Irken Empire!
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I'll have them serve me
the curly fries.
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[echo]
The curly fries,
the curly fries...
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They're coming.
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Dib drank the last soda.
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He will pay!
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They're coming!
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Dad! They're coming!
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I heard them.
I actually heard them.
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I was up on the roof,
and I heard this transmission
was coming through.
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Shh! Not now, son.
I'm making...
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toast.
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Gaz, they're coming.
They really are.
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Who's coming,
Dib?
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I don't know.
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This is your Standard
Issue Information
Retrieval unit.
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Also known as a SIR.
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It will assist you
in gathering valuable
knowledge during
your mission.
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It's also a thermos.
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Who wants this one?!
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I do.
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Ouch!
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Thank you.
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Everyone else,
line up and take
a robot.
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[electronic whirring]
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Sir.
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Go warm up
my ship's engines.
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Yes, master.
I obey!
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Finally, a robot slave
of my own.
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[grunts]
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Um--uh...
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we have a top secret
model for you, Zim.
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[metal clanging]
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Coooooooo!
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It looks kind of...
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not good.
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Yes! Well, that's
what the enemy will think!
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Get it?
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I see.
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Very good.
It even fooled me.
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I am honored to be
trusted with such
advanced technology.
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Hee hee hee.
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Shh!
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Gir, reporting
for duty.
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Gir. What does
the G stand for?
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I don't know.
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Wee hoo hoo hoo!
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Wee hoo hoo hoo...!
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Um...
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Is it supposed
to be stupid?
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It's not stupid,
it's advanced!
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[grunting]
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OK, Gir!
Our mission begins now.
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Let us rain some doom
down upon the filthy heads
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of our doomed enemies.
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I'm gonna sing
the doom song now.
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♪ Doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom
doom doom... ♪
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[still singing
Doom Song]
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Gir, would you please
stop singing?
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♪ Doom doom doom,
doomy doomy doom... ♪
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[control panel]
Proximity warning.
Planet ahead.
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♪ Doom doom doomy doomy
doom doom ♪
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Gir, we're here!
We're finally here!
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♪ Doom doom doom,
the end ♪
Ooh, what's that?
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Planet Earth.
This must be the place.
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OK, first off we have
to set up a base of operations.
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Hee hee hee!
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Focus, Gir!
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This is where
your advanced information
gathering skills come in handy.
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Yes, my master.
Droid!
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You have to observe
what these...
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Earthanoids consider
to be--normal.
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Then, based on
your observations,
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we make our disguises...
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and our home.
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Here!
We build here!
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Whoo! That was easy.
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Gir. Get out here!
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Hurry, Gir.
What did you learn?
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I saw a squirrel.
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It was doing
like this.
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[chattering]
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Concentrate, Gir!
It is time for disguises.
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I want to be
a mongoose.
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Shh. We have
to be quiet.
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[clank!]
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Too ugly...too stinky...
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That one looks good.
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Ooh, why does it hurt?
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Master,
where'd you go?
Where are you?
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I'm right here, Gir.
It's me.
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And keep it down.
You wanna wake up
the whole planet?
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I do.
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OK, for you,
I'm thinking
maybe a dog.
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Can I be
a mongoose dog?
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Today we become
the enemy.
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A genius!
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Now, all we need
is a home.
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Let's see.
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Some windows,
a couple of animal things
in front. There!
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[machine whirring]
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Gir, hide!
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[squeaking]
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And be quiet!
We can't afford
to make a sound.
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[machine whirring]
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[alarms going off]
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[metal clangs]
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[alarms go off]
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[baby cries]
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[noise stops]
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[Zim whistles casually]
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Welcome home, son.
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Oooph!
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Step one went smoothly.
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[eerie music]
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The Tallest were
wise to choose me.
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This planet won't know
what hit it
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after I've learned
its weaknesses.
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Oh! These lenses
are all scratchy!
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00:16:16,688 --> 00:16:18,914
Now, to find the best
possible way
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of learning about
this sad, filthy, little planet.
266
00:16:22,454 --> 00:16:24,499
The more we know
the sooner we can conquer
267
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:26,334
this spinning ball of...
268
00:16:26,465 --> 00:16:29,132
fff-ilthy...
269
00:16:29,262 --> 00:16:30,265
dirt!
270
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:36,281
[bell ringing]
271
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:38,948
Class, I would like
to introduce the newest
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00:16:39,078 --> 00:16:41,866
hopeless appendage
to the student body.
273
00:16:42,006 --> 00:16:44,533
His name is Zim.
274
00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:49,416
Zim, if you have
something to say
say it now,
275
00:16:49,547 --> 00:16:50,860
because after this moment,
276
00:16:50,991 --> 00:16:53,257
I don't want to hear
another sound from you!
277
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,017
Hello, friends.
278
00:16:57,147 --> 00:16:59,544
I am a perfectly normal
human worm baby.
279
00:16:59,674 --> 00:17:03,294
You have nothing,
absolutely nothing
to fear from me.
280
00:17:03,424 --> 00:17:06,001
Just pay no attention
to me and we'll get
along just fine.
281
00:17:06,131 --> 00:17:08,407
Take your seat
now, Zim.
282
00:17:08,538 --> 00:17:11,325
Today's lecture is about
outer space
283
00:17:11,456 --> 00:17:15,296
and how it will eventually
implode in on itself!
284
00:17:17,743 --> 00:17:19,487
Yes, Zim?
285
00:17:19,618 --> 00:17:23,368
In the event of say,
a full-scale alien invasion,
286
00:17:23,498 --> 00:17:25,463
how prepared do you think
this planet's defenses
would be?
287
00:17:25,594 --> 00:17:26,516
Tell me.
288
00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:30,046
As I was saying,
289
00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:32,974
the universe
is just doomed.
290
00:17:33,104 --> 00:17:38,859
Doomed, doomed,
doomed!
291
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:43,011
Doomed, doomed...
292
00:17:43,141 --> 00:17:45,407
OK, am I
the only one here
293
00:17:45,537 --> 00:17:47,412
who sees the alien
sitting in class?
294
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:52,346
[monkey chattering]
295
00:17:52,476 --> 00:17:54,832
There!
296
00:17:54,963 --> 00:17:56,056
Right there!
297
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,853
That is no kid.
He's an alien!
298
00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:00,638
An alien!
299
00:18:00,768 --> 00:18:02,994
One of the monsters
I've been talking
about!
300
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,130
He's here
to conquer Earth.
301
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:08,629
Aw, not this again.
You're crazy.
302
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,194
What about his
horrible green head?
303
00:18:10,324 --> 00:18:12,119
Insolent fool boy!
304
00:18:12,249 --> 00:18:15,167
It's a skin condition.
305
00:18:15,297 --> 00:18:16,741
And he's got
no ears!
306
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:18,837
Is that part of
your skin condition,
Zim?
307
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:19,800
No ears?
308
00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:22,457
Yes.
309
00:18:25,124 --> 00:18:27,260
Man, Dib, you think
just 'cause someone
looks different
310
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:28,704
you can call them
an alien?
311
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:31,100
I guess old kid's
an alien, too, huh?
312
00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:33,015
How's it goin'?
313
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,371
OK. See, this is us.
314
00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:38,039
Now, over here,
over here is Zim.
315
00:18:38,169 --> 00:18:39,563
See the difference?
316
00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:41,358
Anyone? Anyone?
Questions.
317
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,493
Yeah. What's
wrong with you?
318
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:44,757
All you talk about
is aliens and ghosts
319
00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,331
and seeing Bigfoot
in your garage.
320
00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:49,209
He was using
the belt sander.
321
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:52,307
Yeah, he's always
saying stuff.
322
00:18:52,437 --> 00:18:53,831
I remember
that one time.
323
00:18:53,962 --> 00:18:55,927
Hey, you just got here!
324
00:18:56,057 --> 00:18:58,724
Don't let him trick you.
I know what I'm talking about.
325
00:18:58,855 --> 00:19:01,472
And there it is,
sitting right there!
326
00:19:01,602 --> 00:19:04,961
Well, he does look
pretty weird.
327
00:19:05,091 --> 00:19:06,225
Yeah.
328
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,062
And he is sitting.
329
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:12,421
You see. Actual proof
that all the things
I've been saying
330
00:19:12,562 --> 00:19:14,386
are actually right!
331
00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:16,923
Finally, a way to prove
that I'm...
332
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:18,708
That I'm--
333
00:19:18,838 --> 00:19:20,102
crazy.
334
00:19:20,232 --> 00:19:22,418
OK, now that
makes sense.
335
00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:23,812
Man, we almost
believed him.
336
00:19:27,311 --> 00:19:31,152
Doom, doom, doom.
Go home now.
337
00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:33,067
[school bell rings]
338
00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:36,386
[kids scream]
339
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,673
Zim.
340
00:19:45,029 --> 00:19:47,034
Maybe your cruddy
little disguise worked
on everyone else,
341
00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:49,391
but I'll get them
to see the truth.
342
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,486
No one will believe you.
343
00:19:51,617 --> 00:19:52,619
They'll believe if
I bring you to them...
344
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,585
without your disguise.
345
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,891
I ordered this from
one of my U.F.O.-zines.
346
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,595
Ooh, it's pretty.
What is it?
347
00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:00,210
Alien Sleep Cuffs,
348
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:02,526
guaranteed to render
all alien life forms
unconscious.
349
00:20:02,656 --> 00:20:03,880
How do you know
it works
350
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,664
if you've never
found
an alien before?
351
00:20:05,795 --> 00:20:08,723
I'm gonna find out
right now. Aah!
352
00:20:12,302 --> 00:20:13,656
[grunts]
353
00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:15,351
[grunts]
354
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,577
Leave me alone!
355
00:20:17,707 --> 00:20:20,324
I just want to go home
and be a normal!
356
00:20:20,454 --> 00:20:21,246
[whistle blows]
357
00:20:31,634 --> 00:20:32,858
[car screeches,
horn honks]
358
00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:41,451
[mechanical voice]
You like ice cream.
359
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:44,068
You like ice cream.
360
00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:46,033
You love it.
361
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:48,430
Heh heh heh.You cannot
resist ice cream.
362
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,137
To resist is hopeless.
363
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:54,145
Your existence
is meaningless
without ice cream.
364
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:04,754
They might even name
your autopsy video
after me.
365
00:21:12,344 --> 00:21:13,477
[groans]
366
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:16,234
Ha! See ya, Dib!
367
00:21:16,365 --> 00:21:19,543
Pitiful human!
368
00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:21,729
Ah!
369
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:25,088
[dog
barking]
370
00:21:35,346 --> 00:21:37,612
Ah! Uh!
371
00:21:37,742 --> 00:21:40,409
[dog
barking]
372
00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,803
Gir! Help me.
373
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:42,806
There isn't much time.
374
00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:44,200
Yes, sir.
375
00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:49,574
Get me out of here
now, Gir! Now!
376
00:21:49,704 --> 00:21:51,229
Okee dokee!
377
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:54,327
Hey, wait a minute!
Ahhhh!
378
00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:05,367
Aaahhhh...!
379
00:22:12,135 --> 00:22:13,619
Good work, Gir.
380
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,584
There you are.
381
00:22:19,465 --> 00:22:21,039
Quick! Get in the house,
Gir! Hurry!
382
00:22:21,169 --> 00:22:22,653
Parents:
Welcome home, son.
383
00:22:25,621 --> 00:22:27,576
Your little tricks
won't fool me, Zim.
384
00:22:27,707 --> 00:22:29,933
Gir: Oh, your friend's
at the window.
385
00:22:30,063 --> 00:22:31,507
You can't hide forever!
386
00:22:31,637 --> 00:22:35,347
And if you can,
then'll wait forever!
387
00:22:35,478 --> 00:22:38,616
I've been preparing
for this all my life.
388
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:41,374
[laser blasts]
389
00:22:41,504 --> 00:22:46,828
Dib: ok--I'm gonna go home now
and--prepare some more!
390
00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:48,523
But I'll be back.
391
00:22:48,653 --> 00:22:50,358
And from here
to the ends of the Earth...
392
00:22:50,488 --> 00:22:52,544
I feel good
about how today went.
393
00:22:52,674 --> 00:22:54,419
...to the depths
of the oceans, I will...
394
00:22:58,299 --> 00:23:00,655
Incoming transmissions
from...
395
00:23:00,786 --> 00:23:02,059
Earth.
396
00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:04,496
What is...Earth?
397
00:23:04,626 --> 00:23:07,113
Invader Zim
reporting, sirs.
398
00:23:07,243 --> 00:23:08,597
The mission goes well.
399
00:23:10,692 --> 00:23:12,357
But surely you expected
that from me.
400
00:23:13,269 --> 00:23:15,014
Zim--you're alive?
401
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,942
Yes, so very alive.
402
00:23:18,072 --> 00:23:20,519
And full of goo,
Mission Goo.
403
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,394
Don't be surprised
if I take care of the humans
404
00:23:22,524 --> 00:23:24,219
before the Armada
even gets here.
405
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,495
Well, I've much work to do,
406
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:28,942
so, Invader Zim
signing off.
407
00:23:29,072 --> 00:23:31,248
Oh, my spine!
408
00:24:20,781 --> 00:24:21,744
Cool.
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