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[V.6.]

Be serious.

Or I will tell the doctor about that.

Do you have stomach ache?

Yes. I went shitting twice.

Sing-sing.

Hi, ah man.

Cousin, how are you?

I am an experienced police officer.

I won't care about such little injury.

But he is different.

He hasn't had such chance to meet with a senior officer like me.

You are not my boss.

And you are not a police officer either.

You are suspended by the department.

I am just protecting a common witness.

I was framed, you'll know that I am innocent sooner or later.

When I resume duty, you will regret what you've done to me.

Cut the crap, stop arguing.

Please, you'd encourage him.

Say, being the undercover.

Undercover? Don't ask him to be undercover again!

I hate people being undercover.

Sing-sing, you promised me you'd never be undercover again.

Yes.

But I prefer being an undercover than protecting this scumbag.

I need no protection from you.

But you were attacked

over 30 times after you're suspended.

- What? - Come on.

Stop arguing! I will give you some soup, come on.

Anything wrong with you?

I have headache, and a little bit dizzy.

I see!

You refuse to leave the hospital,

because the nurses here are so pretty.

My hand is hurt.

Miss, when can I leave the hospital?

No peeping! You don't even take care of my hand!

Go and get some medicines from the nurse.

No peeping!

I haven't!

What are you doing?

It was dangerous! Didn't you notice it?

What? You are insane!

On the floor!

That's too much!

No, he...

Don't bully me! Try once more if you dare!

Be careful!

Damn you, you wolf!

I can recognize you anyway.

Calling control, I am chow sing-sing, are you calling me?

Yes.

I've just destroyed

a notorious group of killers.

And I've arrested the involved criminals.

Come and take them back to the station now.

Tell him I achieved something.

Officer lai asked you to go to the scene immediately.

I am now protecting the witness, I can't leave.

Officer lai asked you to leave everything alone.

Come now.

Do you mean to leave everything alone?

Yes.

Alright.

Don't move, let me pick up the gun first.

Where is sing-sing?

Everyone face to the wall, now!

What's the matter?

He is called by the headquarters.

Hey, the test tube is broken, give me a cup.

Yes, sir!

Madam

I'll take it for chemical test right now.

What's the matter?

It's a homicide case.

Is the dead a man or an animal?

Man.

Why a tail is found here?

You are the chemical teacher.

Who are you?

I am chow sing-sing, you taught me chemistry in last movie.

I can't remember that.

I am the legal medical expert, who are you?

Chow sing-sing.

What did you ask me before?

Nothing.

Nonsense.

Have you seen officer lai?

Which one are you talking about?

That scumbag.

He claims himself Bruce willies,

he is nicknamed super-cop.

That scumbag's foot is under yours.

Sorry, sir.

Are you hurt?

Sure! I am hurt!

Yes.

About the homicide...

It's so cruel.

The dead is called million wong.

His hands are tied up, and he is stabbed to death by an ice digger.

There are sperms left on the bed sheet.

The way he was killed is similar to the story of one recent movie.

So what do you want me to do with this case?

Take a look at this picture.

When did you take my picture?

I hate this.

This is the picture of the dead,

you two look like the same.

But he had a mole more.

It's funny.

What do you want?

It's a merit to you.

I am sorry, clean your face please.

Where did you get the tissue paper?

It's put next to the bed, so what?

It's used by the victim for cleaning.

Cleaning what?

What do you think?

It's alright, just take it as facial.

What do you think, officer lai?

Where are the sperms of the victim?

Here it is.

It's empty.

You know

it's a serious crime to destroy the evidence?

Unless you obey my instruction, or you'll be punished.

Your mission is to act as million wong, and go back to his home.

To keep an eye on his wife, Judy tong.

And his friend, taior lam who always wants to take his advantage.

They are suspected to be the murderer.

You want me to be undercover?

That's what I want. Or you can name yourself

"betrayer",

or, bag egg, just as you like!

I beg you, don't ask me to be undercover.

I promised my girl of not being undercover anymore.

Or, I will lose my wife.

Please, be merciful.

Please show mercy to me, I beg you!

You can refuse going.

Anyone of you, just take him back and charge him...

Of destroying the important evidence.

Yes sir.

You scared me!

Even I refuse, there will be another one who is willing to go.

Ok, I will listen to you, you are disgusting!

I haven't promised macdonna

who flattered me 8 times.

So how can you change my mind by flattering me like this?

I think it's not macdonna but Mac Don-hung.

Macdonna.

Please give me face to let me excuse from this mission!

No, you should go.

You are too dominant!

"Dominic" is my Christian name.

Damn it, don't go too far!

I am a kung-fu master.

I am expert in no-shadow fist,

and skeleton kick!

You can never defeat me.

But I can defeat you just by my tongue!

Do you want me to go?

Let me think...

I respect your decision.

Ok?

Fine!

Actually I love the name of "undercover".

I didn't push you.

You are silly, how can you say this to your best friend?

Are you taking me as your friend?

We're colleagues, lend me few hundred thousands to buy a flat, ok?

I can tell you are not righteous.

I will support you anyway. Try hard to solve the case.

My future brother-in-law.

How nice to meet you, it's my treat.

But, lend me $20,000 first.

You are suspended, how dare you borrow money from me?

Don't lose my face.

I come to report a crime, isn't it ok?

I was indecent assaulted by a woman.

Hold it...

As you said before, you'd support me anyway.

If you are willing to do so, I will do everything to assist you.

That's fine! I want him to be my assistant!

The 4th seat of the 3rd row.

You are exaggerating!

None of your business.

You are late!

I was busy.

How is the story?

The woman stays with the man on bed, she kills the man with an ice-digger.

Hey, I want to tell you something.

What?

I quitted the job in school.

I want to help my mom to take care of her florist.

I wish to take some orders from the hotels and restaurants.

Isn't it a good idea?

Good, very good.

I have something to talk to you too.

What?

I will be an undercover starting from tomorrow morning.

What?

I will be an undercover starting from tomorrow morning.

Are you tired of that?

Sure,

but not my boss. I can't help.

What identity will you be this time?

A husband of a woman.

Which woman?

Keep this as secret.

Judy tong, who always appears in the gossip magazine.

This is what I can tell, others should be kept confidential.

Don't you mind?

It's not necessary for you to scare like this!

Or do you want to take advantage?

Sure. Miss snow white!

I am leaving.

Excuse me.

Ah man

ah man

- where are you going to? - What are you doing?

Where are you going to?

You promised me not to be undercover again!

You silly girl, this is an order, I can't help.

Tomorrow is the lunar new year Eve.

You promised to dine with my family.

Excuse me.

No, go and piss once more.

It doesn't matter!

Don't be silly...

Ok, you want to be the husband of Judy tong?

She is weird!

Will you sleep with her?

No,

I will never do that!

But, I am not sure if I get drunk.

Are you going to sleep with her?

I will date other boyfriends in return.

I don't want to do so,

it's my job.

- Excuse me. - No excuse.

I have pissed again.

So, go shitting.

I don't care, if you do something wrong,

I will take revenge.

Say, I will sleep with 10 men.

How can you talk

like this to me?

If you do something wrong,

I will learn from the character of the film.

When you fall asleep, I will tie you up,

and stab you to death with the ice-digger.

Tie me up?

Stop kidding, be careful.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Have you bathed?

Yes.

You should write the fei chun first.

Fine, I'll make it tomorrow.

No way, go now.

My hands are tired.

May I stop here?

You can use your feet.

Great! You wrote them with your toes.

Sure! I am really smart!

Sure you are!

Are you loving me more?

If you were so smart that...

Eat the noodle with your toes, can you?

What did you say?

Hello?

Are you Mrs. wong? This is a call from the police station.

We have found your husband.

Where is he now?

In the police station, come and pick him up.

Thank you.

Madam, someone sent you

some expensive underwears.

Idiot, everyone knows that I hate wearing underwears.

You may take them as your own.

Thank you.

I am now going to take master home.

Yes, madam.

Are you jelly tong, no...

Are you Judy tong?

Call me Judy.

Have you found my husband?

Yes, we found him in new territories.

He seems to have lost his memory!

We suspected that his head was seriously hurt.

He's got not a penny in his pocket.

Maybe he is robbed.

Robbed by woman, I guess.

Why don't you smoke?

Mrs. wong, I am sorry, smoking is not allowed in this room.

Would you put me in jail?

No... but...

$5,000 will be fined.

Here is ten thousand, I will treat you cigarette.

Mrs. wong, money is not the most powerful thing in the world.

It isn't...

But it's important.

You are not my husband.

I haven't said I was you husband.

He is your husband.

I won't forgive him!

You just go fooling around, that made you crazy!

Speak something.

What? I lost my memory.

She is your wife.

No.

I didn't say yes.

You are couple anyway, forget his mistake.

You, go and flatter her, then it'd be alright.

I won't go home with him.

I come and see whether he is dead or not.

I have light memory that, my wife is rather pretty.

She is pretty.

What do you think?

Although she is not pretty, she is your wife.

I am sorry, police can't tell lies.

My wife is having nice body.

She has nice figure too.

My wife doesn't wear underwear.

I have just seen that she hasn't worn the underwear.

I just guess...

Damn it, you are not crazy at all.

You have sharp tongue!

Well, go home now. Come on.

Are you telling me?

What kind of behaviour of you?

You reported of missing a husband,

you come and fool us after your husband is found.

I'd better take you back to shenzhen!

You know, we can lock you up

for few months without any trial.

What are you looking? You are impolite.

Look at me.

How long can he protect you?

In July 1997, I will arrest him too.

Who are you?

The security officer of China. So what?

You look familiar, when did you go back to China?

I haven't!

You seem to be the commercial criminal

who stole money from government.

Pal, I want to take them back to shenzhen now.

Including him!

Me?

Don't be big mouth,

do you want to interrupt the peace?

I will arrest you, don't you believe? Damn it!

I am sorry! Excuse me please.

Have you finished? Damn it.

I am sleepy.

Don't be big mouth.

Go home to sleep if you feel sleepy.

- Follow me home! - Don't go!

Let's go

where is my gun?

Just let them go.

Bull shit works, see?

How dare you be so impolite to me?

You know, you are suspended.

If you pretend to be police again, I'll ask someone to arrest you.

Don't be so cocky.

I pretended as Chinese security officer, ask them to arrest me!

You...

Stop it. Or I will go & apply to be the Chinese security officer,

and I will take revenge in 1997. You go to hell!

Luckily, I am a catholic, I will go to heaven.

Young master!

Wow...

It's your house, what makes you surprise?

I have lost my memory.

So what?

I don't mean it.

Do you know who she is?

My mom.

You mistook it.

She is toiletpapa. Our housekeeper.

What? She is toilet paper?

It's a Japanese name.

Daddy.

My dear son...

Good boy, I miss you so much!

Damn it!

He is the son of the gardener.

He greeted me daddy.

He greets everyone as daddy.

Greet us.

Daddy...

I am glad you are back.

Do you know who he is?

Is he the cook who makes curry?

He is your dad.

What?

Good boy.

Daddy.

It's good to see you again.

Do you know who he is?

May be a gardener.

Your baby sitter.

What?

Master, do you want to have milk?

Why not later?

Do you know who he is?

I don't think he is my brother.

- Sure he is. - What?

You always treat him as your brother.

I see.

Call its name,

or it will bite you.

Do you mean it?

What name is it?

Use your brain!

Dolly...

David, Peter, Maria, Rose, gigo...

Gigio Armani, Valentino...

Wong jing, ng man tat, Gordon chan...

This dog should be killed.

It's called Dolly law!

You forget its name.

I said Dolly many times.

No, it's called Dolly law. Not Dolly.

You should mention it's surname law.

That's why it didn't obey me.

Young master.

The vet has arrived.

Which dog should I draw its teeth?

This way.

Thank you, doctor.

Lower your voice.

You always fall asleep when doing massage to you.

But why are you so excited today?

I don't know why.

Don't pull so hard, ok?

Young master, but you love it.

You mean it?

Yes.

Forget it.

Why are you interested in this old picture?

I have lost my memory.

So what?

I don't mean it.

I wonder! Why did I take

such picture with an underwear only!

It's me who begged you to wear it!

You refused to wear anything at first.

You wanted to be sexy.

You didn't satisfy with it at all.

I can't imagine he is that kind of person.

What?

I have lost my memory.

If not judging from your look,

I suspect that you're fake.

What? Are you suspecting me? I told you I lost my memory.

Actually what did I tell you before I lost?

I don't know.

Toiletpapa.

What are you calling her for?

To prepare for your bath.

She has slept.

What do you want, master?

You always appear so suddenly!

Madam, she said I appeared so suddenly.

It's the usual practice of everybody in this house.

I know how to appear in a sudden too.

What are you doing?

Are you pretending to be death?

Hello, officer lai, I am Judy tong.

What's the matter?

You have found me the husband, he is not my husband.

Thinner, make it thinner.

How do you know that?

He knows nothing

about my family.

He was bitten by our dog.

I asked him to bath, he did it.

But he bathed only 4 times a year before.

He was pushed

to take a bath before our wedding.

We asked him to take bath in the detention centre, he addicted to it.

Hey, he is your real husband.

Treat him nicely, otherwise,

I won't let you go.

Are you officer lai? How can you talk like this?

I am not officer lai?

Don't you think I am Leon lai?

Go to hell.

It doesn't seem to be your voice.

You're right.

You deserve severe punishment.

Officer chan.

What's the matter?

I don't think my husband is my husband.

I don't understand.

Officer lai found my missing husband.

He looks like my husband.

But,

I have found that,

he isn't my husband.

Officer lai has found you a husband

who is not your husband.

But you've found that your husband isn't your husband.

He is not my husband.

So you are suspecting that he is fake although

he is like your husband.

I think so.

You should ask officer lai.

I have called him.

But, I don't know whether it's officer lai or not,

he told me that my present husband

is my husband.

That officer lai, you don't know whether he is true or not,

he told you,

your present husband is your real husband?

I think so.

I have a suggestion.

Go home and take a bath, and drink a cup of hot milk.

Come to see officer lai early tomorrow morning.

Then you will discover that,

your husband is your husband again.

Are you suspecting me? Don't you trust me?

Don't you think I am idiot?

I think so.

He is fake.

I am fake too.

Actually I am Andy lau, I pretended to be officer chan.

Now, it's 30 minutes passed 12.

Oh, it's the first day of the lunar new year.

Happy new year.

What are you doing? Officer chan?

- That's it, bye bye. - I haven't finished.

Bye bye.

You are great, my dear classmate.

Kung hei fat choi!

You are making a dead set at me.

She is rich,

she will sue us, you know?

But we are carrying law and justice.

You misjudge righteousness!

How dare you push me?

Go to hell.

So what?

How dare you hit me?

I will kill you!

Officer chan, I have lost my lighter.

Why your eyes are so black?

I don't have enough sleep, that's it.

Mrs. wong, kung hei fat choi.

Good luck, good bye.

Anyway, happy anything to you.

All are crazy!

What kind of noise is it?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You are my boss, I am your assistant, don't you forget?

Yes.

You asked me to protect you, right?

Sure.

I have done what you've instructed.

I haven't told you to cut the ceiling of others.

Yes, you didn't!

Go away, you idiot.

I don't need your protection.

But, I've to watch over you,

to stop you from betraying my cousin.

- Here you are, madam. - Yes.

Judy is back, go now.

Shit, a fatty has gone into the room, what shall I do?

Are you back? Where have you gone?

I just went out to eat noodle.

- Noodle? - Yes.

Very good.

In order to finish my mission,

I have to flatter her.

I want to tempt her,

and make her tell me the truth.

To find out the truth,

I should flatter him.

I want him to disclose his real identity.

Judy!

Million.

Judy!

Million.

Sorry, I am tired.

I am going to sleep in the study room.

My god, please give me a strong man.

Ask him to enter my dream, thank you.

Really strong.

He is already undressed.

Thank god...

I am coming.

Hurry up, fix the present as soon as possible!

Master and madam are coming down.

Congratulations.

Happy new year...

Always lucky...

Here is the red pocket.

You give them lucky money too.

I haven't brought them with me, give me some.

Here is the red pocket.

Congratulations.

Always lucky.

Thank you.

How about me?

You are married.

Give it to me

where is yours?

I am not married.

You have mistaken. It's mine.

Yours will be sent by madam.

See, they have got two per head.

That's good.

Congratulations.

Officer lai.

This is for you...

Officer lai.

That's very kind of you.

I should send you some present.

Kung hei fat choi!

No, we can't be "fat choi".

Because icac would suspect us if we get any extra money.

Well, wish you to be promoted.

That's good.

Mr. wong, are you fine?

You'd take a rest for your head's hurt.

Yes, take a seat, I will fetch you some cake.

Good.

How is it? What have you found?

I tried to seduce her, I won't mind sacrifice.

But I can't get anything.

Why don't you find another one?

Do you want me to kill you?

Give us some tea.

Yes, master.

I have given you an assistant who is suspended.

If you can't get me the real murderer,

you'd suicide in front of me.

But I am afraid that I would be killed.

Who dares kill you?

Who is he?

The one wearing fur.

A woman!

Happy new year! My best friend.

Your girlfriend is bald.

My brother. Amigo.

Happy new year.

Who are you looking for?

Taior!

Judy!

Judy, what's wrong with million? He can't recognize me.

I do, you are taior, right?

No, you never called me like this.

What did you call me before?

Speak up.

Isn't it "damn you"?

Damn you?

That's right, you fool!

You mean "fool"?

No, I am "damn you", you are fool!

Yo u are "f ool"?

You are "fool"!

Are you "fool"?

He is "damn you"!

Right, damn you!

Oh, you are damn you, and you are fool.

He is damn you, shithead.

I am shithead?

Make it simple.

Just call "scumbag" together.

How can you talk like this at the beginning of new year?

Say it again.

Damn it.

You are great!

Sorry...

Who is that scumbag?

He is officer lai who found my husband back.

I am not used to stay with such junior police officers.

My disco is newly opened.

You should come earlier tonight.

I have asked many girls to join us.

You love it.

What did you say?

Kidding.

Shit, I forgot to visit my daddy.

How is your daddy?

He died.

I am hurrying to worship him. See you tonight.

Bye bye.

See you.

He is the best friend of million wong.

He always wants to seize wong's property. He is worth suspecting.

Judy, you look weird.

Do you want it?

It's not necessary to court a woman.

It's just a waste of time.

Where there's money there's woman.

I will pay her money so that she would listen to me.

I will pay her more money to make her love me.

Money's just drugs, one will be hooked on it.

In that case, you got loads of drugs?

Which movie star are you courting lately?

Have a change, not film stars now.

To court those working girl.

That really turns me on.

Really?

The one yesterday I courted owns a florist shop.

Small world! The one I had also owns a florist shop.

The girl I am going to date tomorrow is having one as well.

Which florist shop is it?

What, you want to join the queue?

Have you got your wife's permission?

Don't look at me! You can do anything you like.

He wants to have fun too.

I couldn't care less.

I'm going to dance.

Stop fussing about my head.

I just want to know

how nice is that florist shop owner.

I don't know how to describe.

Anyway, she's got big eyes, pointed nose, sexy lips,

a pair of nice tits,

- and... - What's her name?

Damn! I just couldn't remember.

Ada? No.

Patty? No.

Cindy? No.

Anyway she's great on bed.

From the bed to the floor,

from the floor up to the bed,

from the bed to the kitchen...

She is so cheap!

It's really cheap.

Another thing, she said,

the boyfriend she's going to dump is a police as well.

Where's she? I want her now!

Cool it!

We had a date, she'll be here in a minute.

- Really? - Sure.

Let me make up first.

Really?

Baby! Give me a kiss.

So cheap!

Baby! Give me a kiss.

Alright!

So cheap!

What's up now?

Just looking for somebody.

Judy, why don't you introduce the beauty to me?

Judy!

Son of a bitch! Stop pushing!

You keep the birds

and give us the albow.

You call that good mates.

You have had enough fun!

Judy!

Let me introduce, she is called ching,

she is our right hand,

this is Mr. wong.

We met before.

- Right. - I can't imagine how troublesome

if ching leaves my company.

We don't know what to do.

I won't bother you.

Why not a chat?

- Bye bye. - Bye bye.

What are you looking? You always love watching girls.

What else am I going to do?

Have a dance with me.

Who are you looking for?

Just looking for someone.

The bird you're with?

No.

Did you tell lies?

No.

Can you concentrate and dance with me?

How sweet are you two!

Where've you been?

My girl had come, I was going to introduce you to her.

Where?

She's left!

Never mind, make it next time.

What a nice hair style.

I admire it.

We are having a party tonight, are you coming?

Go and search

more girls to join us.

Fine!

What are you doing?

Nothing, I remember something.

Why not play something new?

New?

We are having a party tonight,

you must come.

Why are you standing here?

Stop frowning,

smile.

We are having a party tonight, you must come.

Big busts.

Big nose.

Sorry.

We are having a party tonight,

you must come.

Why are you standing here,

go and get more girls to join us.

Cut! Very good.

What a job.

Why do you come into my room? My mom will be back soon.

Your mom?

I tell her that you are my tutor.

If she knows it, she'll be furious.

She told me not to let boys in.

No kissing.

No... too.

Is it my turn now?

What are you on about?

What? I don't know.

Remember the camp last time?

You walked in my camp and kissed me.

Well, let's stop here, I am going back to the study room.

I just want to know why don't you kiss me tonight.

Well, can I go back to the study room after kissing you?

Give me a kiss first.

Not here!

Where then?

Come on Judy, don't go too far.

Naughty!

So what?

Come on...

I won't care!

What are you doing?

Hey, you have a part too.

What are you doing here?

How dare you court my girl, I want to beat you to death.

Don't just beat me, you should beat her too.

She is the director, I can't beat her.

How dare you court my daughter?

How dare you!

You make me feel shame.

It's not wise to tell others this scandal.

I am leaving.

Damn it!

You bastard, kneel down.

You bastard, how dare you seduce daughter!

You shouldn't put it that way.

But I was pushed to do so!

How can you talk like this?

You are inhuman! You want to leave my daughter alone?

Do it, go on acting.

Look, he is heartless!

I must go and tell your dad.

You are getting marry next month.

Marry?

- No? - Are you going to marry?

Ok, make it quick!

That's good, hurry up!

You should be good from now on.

- I am busy, excuse me. - Go, hurry up!

My mom approves to let us get married.

What? Again?

Come on!

Time's up, game over!

You haven't noticed me since we slept in separate rooms.

I've never said a word about all those women you had.

I want you for just tonight!

Can 1?

Can I? Why not?

Why?

Stop crying, I'm not the type.

I am a loyal man.

What's that again.

I am a loyal husband. I want only one wife.

Just tell me you love me.

I love you.

Again.

I love you.

Hold me tight.

Stop staring!

I wish you would be run over by the car.

Give us a twirl.

Damn you! You are so cocky to wear the patterned socks.

What do you want?

Just to pick up something.

What do you want, twit?

Just to pick up something.

What are you doing? Get back inside. Would you?

Nothing, just pick up the coins.

Come and eat the red bean sweet soup.

Not much business today?

Not so good, because it's newly opened.

Kidding?

Quite a few of peoples came for you yesterday.

Oh yeah, how do you know?

Where is your mole?

Here.

Bravo!

This is nice.

Don't you think it's chewy?

Just one.

Of course, that's my mole.

Does it taste better with the mole in it?

You two go on, I just go out for a minute.

Where are you going?

To deliver flowers to someone's wife.

Unlike you, you have no money

and no flower. See you.

You should be blamed.

What do you want again?

I come to eat the sweet soup and to protect you.

Why don't you stay then.

Taior and his gang are coming to play cards tonight.

I think I can get some clues.

You are wise to search for my help.

I'll take care of you tonight, because I am the gambling king!

What are you looking for?

Nothing.

How is it?

Everything normal.

Do you have money?

You know I am called the gambling king of the police department?

I don't think so!

You will know it later.

Mr. wong, where is your mole?

Removed.

But it brings you wealth.

Really?

Because I have much money, I don't want more!

It's very wise of you!

See?

Let's follow the old rules.

What?

Gamble in cash.

Sure! Sure!

Maximum credit is $200,000.

Isn't it the change?

This is all I have.

Mr. wong, $10,000 as base.

It's an eight.

A nine can have the 1st call.

Make it $50,000.

How is it?

$150,000 more.

We'll get rich if we get all the base only.

I see.

Follow.

But you should show us the money.

Where is the change?

Change?

Hey, over there...

I'll go and take the money, sit here.

Honey, give me few millions.

We have separate account, you know?

But you have 30 million cash put inside the house.

I have forgot where it is.

You will remember, you're smart.

What should I do?

Get rid of this.

You mean it?

You should trust me.

Nine circles.

- Bingo! - Me too.

Me too.

Damn you!

Where is officer lai?

He is having fun inside the cid room.

You bastard!

I want to discuss something important with you.

Can't you see I am busy at beating others?

I want you to give me 2 million for gambling.

Are you kidding?

How dare you counter attack?

You should give me 2 million.

How can I get 2 million for you?

Taior comes for gambling,

if I've no money, our secret will be disclosed.

Then we will be in deep shit! Hurry up.

Hands off me.

If only you promised me.

Where have you gone?

I am sorry, I went to get some money.

The money is not well kept.

I put it inside the maid's room which is in yuen long.

Cut the crap, we are waiting for you.

The cards please.

Deal now.

A pair of 8, it's your turn to call.

I want to show...

Hold it, just to tempt them.

Nothing special, just $200,000.

$200,000?

I want to raise it to a million.

I will follow you!

3 eights.

No hesitation, just show hand.

How about the newspaper?

Show it too.

3 eights?

Shit, it's not much!

Follow!

I quit.

I have 3 aces.

I don't believe that you've got 4 eights.

Don't be that nervous.

Don't cry, pal!

4 eights.

Why? I have had an eight!

You mean the game before you left?

Sure it is.

But we have played many rounds after that.

Why don't you tell me?

You didn't ask!

You are back? Win or lose?

You can tell from my head.

A great loser. You said you are the king of gambling.

I didn't mention it.

I have mentioned it.

What'll we do now?

Give me 1 more million to gamble again.

I will show them my real power.

You want 1 million more?

What I gave you was the money

from the bailing account.

Now, we are asked to return the money.

If you don't give us back the money.

You should be in fugitive!

Please lend me money for the tickets.

You...

- Give us one million more. - You idiot!

Or we'll be in deep shit!

What would you do if you lose that again?

Anyway, let's take risk.

Why do you beat me? I am making a living only.

Whom are you hitting?

A racketeer.

Why don't you respect such decent professionals?

He cheated $2.

Who is cheated by him?

It's me.

How can you cheat a beggar?

Beat him to death!

What? The greatest enemy of the Saint of gambling: Master hung!

Hello, how are you?

I am in deep shit! I lost much money.

Pal, ask them not to beat me.

I will teach you how to cheat on the gambling table.

But, show me something first.

Kidding! Where has he gone?

We have finished 16 rounds,

he hasn't returned!

He is back!

Hey, my dear audience...

He looks smart!

He looks familiar.

Who are you acting?

Guess.

I know!

The Saint of gambling.

Wrong.

I am acting as David Copperfield.

Deal.

I have 3 kings.

I have 3 aces.

Straight flush.

A bigger one.

4 aces.

5 aces?!

What master hung taught you are powerful.

Win as much as you can.

I'd make use of this chance

to find out the truth of wong's death.

One million.

I will follow

It's your turn, a pair of aces.

You are silly, it'd be the turn of straight flush.

Show hand.

I don't think you're David Copperfield, I will follow.

I have 50 cents left.

5 million as credit, ok.

Forget the money, I want you to answer me a question.

Then I will forget the money.

What question?

Have you ever thought of killing me?

Answer me.

- 1... - Answer me.

I want to quit!

Your question is nonsense.

- Let's go. - Yes.

Just take the money.

Have you found the truth of the case?

The truth is...

I had a four only, but the idiot quitted.

Boss, are you alright?

Are you hurt?

Give me back the money.

Just return the loan.

We needn't give you a share of the money we won!

But you should give interest.

Ok, just follow the bank's rule.

Cheap interest rate, 2.75%.

$2 million is divided by 365.

Just $25 is charged, keep the change.

Take one more.

You'd have done that earlier.

Any progress?

I have found that Judy tong was suspicious.

I think she is having a secret.

And that taior lam...

Don't look only at the surface.

When I was trained in Scotland,

I have studied all the extraordinary precedents.

Including the murdering case of the eastern express.

The murdering case of river nile.

The murdering case from fatal attraction.

And the hidden corpse under the stove.

I have found out a principle.

What is it?

The most suspicious criminal is not the real murderer.

Shit!

I agree! It always

happens in movies.

You can put it

in that way,

the murderer may or may not know the victim.

He or she has the inclination of violence acting.

Maybe a money digger, or is greedy for money.

As what you have said, the murderer may be you.

Man, arrest him.

Yes sir.

Are you crazy?

Sorry sir.

It's just theory.

By the way,

you can't get any clue from Judy tong's home.

See whether there're any conflicts between wong & taior in office.

May be they have had quarrel in business which made him kill.

You said the most suspicious one isn't the murderer.

It's bull shit, why don't you go and check now?

Let me finish the most important thing first, ok?

Love you 360 years.

Damn it, you just forget about me!

Bitch and bastard.

Bitch and bastard.

I wanna kill!

Knife?

Shit!

The door!

Taking a seat.

Thank you for your flowers.

The one who wears the patterned socks.

I have boyfriend, you know that.

Although he is poor and selfish...

He is mean and old fashioned.

She doesn't mean it.

But he is my boyfriend.

I can't accept you.

Don't...

Don't!

I will kill you bastard!

It's youl!

It's youl!

It's you?

Actually, I mean...

I want to kill you!

Stop it!

What are you holding the knife for?

Drop it first.

Hold it, listen to me first.

I have tailed you for a long time.

You come to look for this bitch!

Me?

Why are you still asking?

How dare you seduce my wife?

I am asking you!

Whom do you love?

It's just for fun.

Just for fun.

You are played by others.

You are bitch, and you are bitch too!

You bring me bad luck!

You want money, isn't it?

Ok, it's just money!

Come on...

Hey, money!

What? You are paid, why don't you leave now?

You two...

Ok, I am leaving!

Ah man...

This is your home, where are you going to?

Yes, this is my home!

You two, leave here at once.

Leave!

Man, don't get angry, listen to me.

Wait for me downstairs.

I will give this bitch a good lesson.

Go, what do you want?

I won't give it a damn.

I warn you seriously!

Never see my wife again.

Or I will beat you! Got it?

She has gone, why do you keep on acting?

Don't you feel it funny?

We should act!

Don't you think my acting was good?

Poor!

Kidding? I got a prize in drama acting!

But you acted poorly.

How could you be

courted by that woman?

She is nice and she always buys flowers from me.

So I date with her when I'm free.

I can't tell she is a lesbian!

I can't tell it's her!

She is waiting for you.

Why don't you go now?

Go!

I will accompany you

all day after this case, ok?

I have bought you something.

What is it?

Patterned socks.

Burn it.

Mr. wong, good morning.

Good morning.

Mr. wong, good morning, Mrs. wong is not around.

I know.

There is an electricity cut inside.

Never mind, I just want to fetch a cup of water.

This is sent in this morning.

What's the matter?

Nothing, get out now.

There must be some problem with you.

Nothing to do with you!

Get lost.

Pay attention.

Don't light up with the lighter.

What does it mean?

It's Brandy.

Boss.

Hello? Taior?

How is it?

How did you get my picture?

By camera.

I have waited for this chance for ages.

But I can't imagine you have courted this one.

I think the gossip magazines

are interested in such pictures.

You bastard!

I don't mind.

What I want is money.

If you want the pictures back,

come to my office at 7pm.

What do you want?

Fire station, please.

What's the matter?

Here is fire station.

Who is it?

Are there any raincoats for sale?

Go to buy it in department store, damn you!

Who are you scolding? Who are you?

You are so impolite!

Don't cut the line, hello...

Taior, you are going too far!

You will regret if you don't come.

Don't bother me from doing exercise, see you at 7.

Mr. wong, what are you doing?

Drinking, I have told you.

You stepped on my food,

pay it to me.

Miss, who are you looking for?

I have a date with Mr. lam.

Follow me please.

Please come in.

Please.

I am so happy to see you.

Give me the file of the 1st 6 months,

I won't listen to any call.

Yes.

Take a seat.

Cut the crap,

how much do you want for the pictures?

Don't misunderstand it.

I am not that rich!

But I won't be interested in 10 or more billions.

Don't you think I want to blackmail you?

Give me a price.

It's not good to talk money among good friends.

But I do want to give you money.

I have checked that your existing husband is a fake one.

I can kill him for you, but you don't have to take any responsibility.

And, I will give you 3 billion for the land in wanchai.

You bastard! The land costs over 20 billions.

That's why I won't be interested in only 10 billions.

I want 20 billions.

Damn you!

Don't scold me with foul language.

Which will damage your image...

As a pretty lesbian.

Bastard!

- You! - What?

Let's sign the contract 3 days later.

Or, I will send you pictures to Portland street.

And to the gossip magazines.

What are you looking?

Stealing?

No, there is a naked beauty.

I won't trust you.

Come and take a look.

I am afraid you'd attack me if I go near you.

Even you don't go, I can attack you too.

What's the matter?

I was attacked by a man who is wearing a business suit.

Go and chase after him.

Have you seen a man wearing a business suit?

This way.

Thief!

What kind of noise is it?

I don't think so.

I will break his neck if I see him again.

Go that way, I will watch over here.

Wool...

Wolf! Help!

This way.

I changed my job, but why do you still bother me?

Arrest him!

Go, you bitch!

Give me back my teeth.

It's you! It's fashionable.

What is it?

Guess who wants to kill me?

Who is it?

Give me some hints.

It's her?

How dare you!

You could be run over!

How dare you give me rmb notes?

Don't you think I am blind?

I will throw you to death!

Are you back?

Where have you been?

I am asking you!

I have been playing mahjong all night.

Where have I been?

Are you playing mahjong all night?

We played 16 rounds.

What's wrong with your husband?

There is something wrong with him.

You looked so weird, where have you been?

What is this?

It's blood!

Did you kill?

What's wrong with you?

I am making fun with you only.

The day after tomorrow will be the 7th anniversary of us.

I want to hold a party to celebrate it.

Do you agree?

Don't be angry.

Let me give you a kiss.

You scared me.

Officer lai, help yourself.

Do you know lam was killed?

I do.

I am going to die, do you know that?

Yes, I do.

If you can't get the murderer, you'll die too.

I am quite confident to point out the murderer.

Who is it?

Don't be anxious, my 7th sense tells me that...

There will be a result tonight.

The real murderer will show up tonight.

- Don't move. - Put your hands on you head.

It's youl!

Mr. wong, I have something to talk to you.

I know what to do...

I am sorry, please go over there.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Please go over there.

You may talk now.

In fact, I want you to leave alone.

You should tell me earlier, it cut my pride, you know?

Mr. wong, take care of Judy.

What's wrong with her?

It's none of her business, nothing to do with her.

Tell me clearly.

I can't help telling you now.

In fact she...

Be frank, tell me!

Right, be frank and speak up.

I love this music.

Dance with me, come on.

Mr. wong.

We hold party every year, but this is the happiest one.

How do you feel?

Your feeling is most important.

It seems that you are not very happy.

What do you think?

There must be some reasons for one to do something.

But I think, anybody do anything...

There must be Karma.

What's the reason of killing somebody?

Tell me, Judy!

Why don't you talk?

I am thinking that, if you were million wong...

That would be very good.

You know I am fake?

I knew it on the first day I met you.

You haven't answered my question.

Don't make me dislike you.

Million and I were not living happily in these years.

In these days,

you recalled the sweet memory of ours.

We were poor in those days.

But, our love was true.

When he got rich,

he loved fooling around.

And I...

I changed emotionally.

I hate being woman.

I want to be man.

To be a man whom can compete with him for woman.

But when you came here,

you made me feel like woman again.

I don't want to know who you are.

I just want tonight...

Can you play your role whole-heartly tonight?

Hubby.

I want you to accompany me tonight.

Will you promise me?

I want some make up.

You haven't finished.

Who are you suspecting to be the murderer?

I suspect it's Judy.

How come?

I was in the scene when taior was killed.

I tailed Judy to the scene.

Although I didn't see her kill,

there wasn't anybody around.

Why don't you tell me earlier?

Go ahead.

I don't know why!

Are you kidding?

Hold it, listen to me first.

Even Judy did kill taior,

I am sure she had her reason.

What reason?

She was the murderer!

But you are a cop.

Don't treat her as your wife.

Mr. wong, long time no see.

Good morning...

I won't bother you, see you.

Tell me the rest that you know.

I think the murderer will kill again.

What?

To kill those who know the secret.

Luckily I don't know any secret.

You know it now.

I know it too.

There is another one who know this...

Miss ching!

Why don't you inform her now?

I will arrest her by all means.

Go now.

It's me.

You scared me.

Don't do that.

This is the most wonderful idea.

I have had masked.

The real murderer would be fainted once he looks at me.

I will arrest him right away.

Let me put on the mask.

Hello!

- What's wrong with this? - You scared everyone!

They have seen the newspaper about the death of taior, you idiot!

What'll we do now?

Go up to Judy's room and watch.

You will get something! I am sure.

You mean reward?

Where is my gun?

To do such dangerous thing,

you asked me to return your gun?

Don't you think I am idiot?

We should take revenge for brother taior.

He was killed by the million wong and his wife obviously.

You should be careful!

Don't worry.

Please.

Please.

You have another boyfriend.

Don't come to me again.

It's a misunderstanding.

Maybe, this is a modern dance.

Let's follow them.

Miss, may 1?

Come here.

Miss ching, it's very dangerous.

You are the wolf!

I changed many jobs because of you.

And I can't escape from you in this party!

This is fate!

Ok, come and rape me.

It's a misunderstanding.

Come on... just once, never bother me again.

Come and rape me.

Damn it!

The victim died so horribly!

Isn't it a heart attack?

What?

A person was shot dead by an arrow.

That's him.

Don't move, the cops are coming.

I watched Judy tong upstairs.

She hasn't left her room.

We are trapped.

I don't want to be controlled.

I want to go my own way.

Judy, there won't be any good to you.

Don't bother me.

Judy

leave now, I don't want to see you.

It's youl!

I have picked the killing weapon and I want to hand it to you.

You should not hit so heavily!

Don't move!

Judy!

Don't get mad.

I know you are the murderer.

Yes, I did all the cases.

Take back the gun.

Good job, you must be promoted.

How?

What do you think?

Let's calculate the salary first.

Ok, just go ahead.

Go!

Give way please.

I am leaving, hubby.

What are you doing?

Do you know what had happened?

What happened?

The murderer is arrested.

I see, who is the murderer?

The murderer is...

Judy.

Before taking her away, you showed great affection to each other.

She kissed your left armpit.

I know it, my cousin told me that.

It's totally wrong.

Totally wrong!

How dare you deny?

I won't!

But, she didn't kiss my left armpit.

Where did she kiss?

Ah man, trust me, I love you only.

I am willing to take any punishment you offered.

Come on, punish me.

Come on...

I won't punish you.

Well, then I will punish you.

You are bad.

You hit me?

Come on.

Where did you get this?

You said you are willing to be punished by me.

Isn't it alright?

Are you scared?

I am really scared.

Are you willing to be kissed by others?

Dare you?

Loose me first.

What are you doing?

Bathing.

Let's not waste any time.

Honey, come on over.

It's jammed.

Punish me.

Come on! Baby! Come on...

It's youl!

You are nosy!

Ah man! Ah man.

You dragged Judy down.

What? Repeat once more.

I want to take revenge for Judy.

I can't hear clearly, repeat once more.

I want to take revenge for Judy.

Can you repeat again? I can't hear clearly.

Are you fooling me?

Do you want peeping?

Watch out!

How dare you!

I wanna kill you!

Damn it, how dare you stab me like this?

Do you mean it?

It's not stabbing, I am going to open you!

What are you staring?

I want to kill you!

Please don't!

None of my business.

I know!

You are over, it's my turn now.

Not exactly!

Thank you.

Don't you think I am useless.

I am cramping.

These are the dirty pictures of

Judy and ching.

Ching is not only a lesbian.

She is insane too.

She has an inclination of violence acting.

She wants to kill those who loves Judy

and those who harms Judy.

So she killed million wong first.

Then she killed taior lam.

Judy confessed the situation of that night.

You can't fall for that fake million wong.

I don't want to be controlled.

I want to go my own way.

About this fake million wong.

We can have bright future if only he is killed.

You are crazy.

Am 1? It's you who has changed.

Wong hit you.

I took revenge for you. So I killed him.

It's you who killed million?

So what? I killed taior too.

I knew it.

He took our dirty pictures to blackmail you.

Such rubbish.

Only a dead one would do no harm to us.

You did everything.

Why?

For you only.

I am now going to kill him.

I won't let you do so.

Are you falling for that man?

Get lost.

No, no...

That's why she wanted to kill me.

Ching wanted to kill me with the arrow.

Why Judy wanted to protect ching?

She has deep affection with her.

So she took all responsibilities herself.

She is...

What? None of your business, you know?

Yes.

That's right.

You have done a great job.

You are assigned to another case, to be undercover again.

Are you kidding?

This is an order!

Is this an order?

You...

Be polite, call me sir.

Icac admitted that it was a mistake to charge against me.

I resume duty now.

Isn't it true?

Sure.

No big deal.

You may have the same rank as mine.

You are wrong, the head said that you always bully your subordinates.

You are suspended now.

So, before 1997,

you will be bullied by us.

How dare you?

So what?

Stop it please, stop.

What are you doing? Hands off please.

Just leave them alone.

Chow sing-sing, someone is looking for you.

Big mouth.

It's you, big nose.

Are you fine?

What?

We are having a party tonight.

I have bought many girls with us.

What are you waiting for?

Bring some boys to join us.

Right, hurry up.

Fine, make it next time.

Enjoy yourself.

Fine!

Wait for me!