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Mike: I Never Expected To Fall In Love With Someone

Who Lives Halfway Around The World.

Kirlyam: It's Hard.

We Haven't Spent A Lot Of Time Together.

Man: Aya And I Have Spent, Physically, Two Weeks Together.

Paola: 90 Days Is Not Enough Time.

When I Arrived,

My Heart Started Jumping So Fast.

Whoo! Aah!

Ohh, My Gosh!

Aziza: I'm So, So Far Away From My Family And Friends.

It's Just, Everything Is Different Here.

Alan: It's Gonna Be Quite The Culture Shock.

She's Gonna Be Almost A Literal Fish Out Of Water.

Is It Supposed To Be, Like, For One People?

I'm Kind Of Nervous, Because I'm A Little Crazy.

Russ: I Am Concerned How Paola Is Going To Fit In.

I'm Not Gonna Change The Way I Am.

Mike: We Either Need To Get Married In Those 90 Days

Or She'll Have To Go Back To Russia.

Wouldn't That Just Kind Of Throw Up A Red Flag

That She's Scamming You Or She's Cheating You?

You Truly Cannot Know Somebody After 90 Days.

If She Wanted To Go Home, That Would Be The End.

It Has To Work Out.

I'm 100% Sure

That She's The Person That I Was Supposed To Be With.

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There. It Looks Good.

My Name Is Alan.

I Live In Los Angeles And Happen To Be A Mormon.

It Looks Nice.

Like A Movie Star.

How Long Are You Engaged?

Um, I've Been Engaged For About A Year.

Actually, My Fiancée Is From Brazil.

Wow.

I'm Flying There, Getting Her, Coming Back.

Yeah. But I'm Excited. I'm So Excited.

Kirlyam Was Able To Come To The Country

Through A K-1 Fiancée Visa.

That Allows Her To Be In The Country For 90 Days,

And She Has To Get Married Within Those 90 Days.

And If She Doesn't, Then She Has To Go Back.

So, Once She Gets Into The States --

We Have 90 Days To Get Married.

90 Days To Get Married?

Wow! Hot, American Boy.

Very Fast, Huh? Very Fast. Yep.

Just Enough Time To Breathe

You Know, After Getting Here And Culture Shock

"Hey, Let's Go To Our Wedding," You Know?

So, It's Gonna Be Quite The Interesting

First Months Together.

So, Did You Get Your Visa?

Did You Get It?

I Get My Visa!

Mwah!

Yay! I'm So Happy.

I Could Come Over There And Get You.

I'm Coming Over Right Now.

I Actually Met Kirlyam While I Was Traveling To Brazil.

The First Time That I Met Her,

I Was Like, "Man, She Is Gorgeous."

And Just Things That I Had Never Felt Before Like That,

They Just Started Coming Up.

After A Great Two Or Three Days Spending With Her,

I Had To Go Back Home.

Really, We've Had Very Little Time Together In Person.

The Most Time That We've Had Together Is Maybe Two Weeks.

I Love You More.

No. Yes.

No.

So...Yeah.

It's Kind Of Crazy, If You Think About It.

It's, By Far, The Riskiest Thing That I've Ever Done.

Once I'm Done Packing,

I'm Leaving To Go Pick Up Kirlyam.

My Future Wife.

My Name Is Mike, I'm 31 Years Old,

And I'm From Cleveland, Ohio.

I Work For The Cleveland Municipal Court,

And I'm A Technical Support Specialist.

Okay, Mike.

Here's A Dvd Copy For A 911 Tape.

She Needs It In An Hour.

I'm Not Sure Why I Haven't Found A Girl For Me In Cleveland.

Maybe It's Just My Work.

Most Of The People I Work With Are Older And Married,

And I'm Not One For Really Meeting Girls At Bars.

I Don't Go To Church. I Don't Go To School,

So I Don't Know.

There's Just Not Many Places

For Me To Find Girls That I'm Compatible With.

So, Your Forms For Your Vacation Was Approved Today.

Cool.

What Are You Gonna Be Doing In New York?

I'm Going To Pick Up My Fiancée Aziza.

I Never Expected To Fall In Love With Someone

Who Lives Halfway Around The World.

Is She From New York?

No. She's From Russia, Actually.

She's From Volgograd, Russia.

So, How Did You And Aziza Meet?

I Went On A Website Where You Would Learn A Language

And It Would Pair You Up With Someone Else

Who Wants To Learn Your Language,

And She Just Happened To Be The First Person I Met On There,

And We've Talked Every Day Since Then.

The Way I Met Aziza Isn't Really Online Dating.

I Just Happened To Meet Her Online.

Just By Some Random Stroke Of Luck,

She Was Just The Person That I Ended Up Talking To

When I Was Trying To Learn A Language,

And It Just Turned Out

That We Were Just Really Good For Each Other.

When She Gets To America, We Have 90 Days To Get Married.

If We Don't Get Married

And Have Everything Taken Care Of In That 90 Days, Though,

She Has To Leave, So...

I Think It's Crazy.

I Mean, I Don't Think --

If I Was A Relative, I'd Say, Like,

"Why Can't They Meet Anybody Here In The United States?"

"There's Plenty Of Girls That Are Single."

If It Doesn't Work Out, Then What's Gonna Happen?

I'm Pretty Sure Everything Will Work Out.

If It Doesn't, Then, Well, I Guess I'll Be Heartbroken.

After I Got To Know Aziza, I Planned My Trip To Russia --

To Spend Six Days In Volgograd With Her.

We Just Started Realizing

How Great It Was To Actually Be Together.

What We Said To Each Other Was, "It Was Crazy How We Met,

And It Was Crazy How We Just Got Along So Well,"

And We Decided Just To Keep On Being Crazy

And Try To Get Married And See How That Would Work.

Aziza Is A Student, So She Doesn't Have Much Money.

Hi.

Hi. How You Doing?

I'm Diane. Mike.

So, I Have Actually Spent All My Tax Returns

And I Actually Refinanced My House

In Order To Pay For A Lot Of This Stuff, So...

Looking At The First Plan We Were Talking About Earlier,

It Looks Like You Have Been Approved.

What I Need You To Do Is, I Need You To Look Through These,

Sign Every One Right Here At The Bottom,

And Then We Should Be Good To Go.

I Am Completely In Love With Aziza.

The Money Doesn't Really Matter To Me.

If It Doesn't Work, Then It Doesn't Work,

But I Don't Ever Want To Be Able To Say

That I Didn't Try As Hard As I Could To Be With Her.

So, Got Her A Welcoming Flag.

So When She Sees Me At The Airport,

She's Gonna Know Exactly Who To Be Looking For.

My Name Is Russ, I'm 27 Years Old,

And I'm From Owasso, Oklahoma.

I'm A Field Engineer On Oil Rigs.

And That's How It All Came About

Was Just From This Engineering Program That My Company Offered.

I Had The Opportunity To Travel To Colombia.

I Don't Know.

It's A Lot Of Emotions Going On,

But I'm Definitely Excited To Finally Have My Fiancée Here.

You Know?

Currently, I'm Living With My Parents

Because My Job Entails Traveling To The Rig Site,

And I'm Gone For Three To Four Weeks At A Time.

So, It's Best To Save Some Money

And Live Under Their Roof For The Time Being.

When Paola Does Arrive,

We Will Be Living With My Parents.

When I Got Engaged, They Were In Shock.

My Parents Were In Shock.

We Had Our Concerns When He First Told Us.

Ron: You Always Lay Out Plans For Your Kids,

But Those Plans Don't Always

Work Out Exactly Like You'd Planned, So...

Russ: I'm Ready, Too.

When I Was In Colombia,

I Went To Just A Little Apartment Party.

So, I'm Talking In English, And She Came Up And Said, "Hey.

I Hear You Speaking English. Can I Practice My English?"

And That's How I Initially Met Her.

I Fell In Love With Paola --

Really, It Started From The First Time I Met Her.

Her Smile Was Probably The One Thing

That I Fell In Love With First.

Colombia Was Amazing.

I Had To Move Back,

And Now That She's Coming Here, We Have 90 Days To Get Married.

90 Days Is Not As Much As You Might Think It Is.

She Arrives, We Got To Start Planning The Wedding.

I Do Love This Woman,

But I Don't Know How We're Gonna Make It Work.

Here We Go.

Paola Has Never Been To The United States,

And I Know She Is Concerned About How Things Are Gonna Go.

I'm A Little Concerned, As Well,

Of How She's Gonna React To Everything.

She Could Take One Look Around

And Turn Around And Go Back To The Plane.

This Is A Big Day.

This Will Be The First Time

For Her To Meet My Family And My Friends

And See The United States -- Oklahoma.

That Would Be The End.

If She Was To Tell Me That She Wanted To Go Home,

That Would Mean That She Didn't Want To Be With Me.

Here She Comes. I See Her.

There's Gonna Be Days Where It's Almost Unbearable.

It Has To Work Out.

Russ: Paola Has Never Been To The U.S. Before,

And I Have No Idea How She's Gonna React.

If Paola Was To Tell Me

She Didn't Like Oklahoma And Wanted To Go Home,

That Would Devastate Me.

I Can't Believe It's Happening,

That I Am Ready For Her To Walk Through Those Doors.

The Hardest Thing Is Just The Risk Of Not Knowing.

Here She Comes. I See Her.

¶ You Jump On My Back

¶ And I Will Bring You Home

¶ Bring You Back To Where You Truly Belong ¶

My Name Is Paola Vesga. I'm 26 Years Old.

I'm From Colombia.

Mwah!

When I Arrived To Tulsa, I Was Looking At The Door,

And Russ Was There.

And My Heart Started Jumping So Fast.

Baby, That's Beautiful.

It Was So Great.

¶ To Where You Do Belong

Yeah, And I Have A Lot Of Bags.

How Many Did You Bring?

In Colombia, Well, The Guys Are Just Trying

To Spend One Night With You And Then Just Going Away.

Russ Is Completely Different.

I Never Date With Someone Like Him.

He's A Gentleman, So I'm A Lucky Girl.

Hmm.

With This, I Can't Help You.

90 Days Is Not Enough Time.

It's Really Hard Because It's A Huge Change In My Life.

But Even If It's Not Perfect As We Want It,

We Want To Be Together.

No Matter What.

Alan: So, I Am Actually Going To Brazil, Where Kirlyam Lives,

And Coming Back With Her.

I Happen To Be A Mormon,

So, I Actually Met Kirlyam While I Was On My Mission.

When Kirlyam Opened The Door, It Was Literally Like An Angel

Was, Like, Right In Front Of Me.

I'm In Brazil.

I Just Landed.

I Think She's Out There, Waiting For Me.

Mmm!

My Name Is Kirlyam, And I Am 21 Years Old.

Alan: Kirlyam's From A City Called Goiânia, Brazil.

It's Just Farmland, A Lot Of Cows.

They Don't Have Running Hot Water.

They Primarily Cook Outside.

You Like Washing Dishes?

Kirlyam's -- She Never Used A Dish Washer,

A Washing Machine, Or A Dryer.

She's Never Driven.

Alan: Are You Gonna Miss This?

No.

There's Gonna Be A Lot Of Differences Between Cultures,

And It's Just Gonna Be Quite The Experience

Right When She Gets Off The Plane.

Alan: It Is A Big Fear Of Mine That When Kirlyam Arrives,

That She Just -- It's Too Much Culture Shock.

It's Her First Time Traveling Outside Of Brazil,

And There's Gonna Be Days Where It's Almost Unbearable.

It's Hard To Leave My Family

And Change And Move To Other Country,

But...Okay.

I'm Good With It.

Aziza Applied For A Work Visa And Was Denied.

Wouldn't That Just Kind Of Throw Up A Red Flag?

Russ: I Actually Live With My Parents Right Now,

But For Tonight, On Our First Night,

I Decided To Kind Of Give Her A Little Surprise.

That's Huge. It's Beautiful.

I've Booked A Hotel Room

For Us To Spend A Nice Evening Together.

We Need It.

It Has A Lot Of Time, Like, Being Apart,

So We Really Need This.

We Have A Lot Of Things To Catch Up,

And It's Really Important To Me,

And I Believe For You, Too.

Here We Are. This Is Nice.

Wow. This Is Huge.

It Looks Like An Apartment.

Unh! Yeah.

It's...It's Good.

But Mnh-Mnh, I Don't Want To Live In There.

What Should I Wear?

I Want To Go, Like, Serious, You Know?

You Don't Have To Dress Up Too Much.

Oh, Baby, I'm Sorry. I Want To Meet Your Parents.

What Do You Think -- I'm Gonna Wear This?

I Don't Think So.

Today, Russ Is Taking Me To Meet His Parents,

And Oh, My God, I'm Really Nervous About It.

It's The First... How Do You Say?

La Primera Impresión.

First Impression.

Yeah. It Counts.

I'm Gonna Shower. All Righty.

I'm Gonna Shower, And Then...

Well, You Have To Get Ready, Too.

I'll Take A Shower After You.

Mm, Yeah.

While You Put On Your Makeup.

Maybe You Can Come With Me Now.

You Don't Want To Shower With Me?

You Should...Shower... With Me. No?

We Have To Save Water,

So That's Why We Have To Share The Shower.

Well, Let's Close That Door.

Whoo!

I Have Two Best Friends, Scott And Kelli.

They're Married,

And They Just Live Right Down The Street From Me.

We Hang Out Almost Every Day.

When I First Told Scott And Kelli About Aziza,

They Were Kind Of Skeptical.

They Saw Our Age Difference, And I Guess They Noticed

That She's A 20-Year-Old, Beautiful, Russian Girl

And Wondered, Probably,

What She Was Doing With A Guy Like Me

Or What Her Intentions Were.

So, Today's Your Last Day At Work, Or...?

Yeah. Yeah.

Any Apprehension

Now That You're Getting Closer To It, Or...?

No, I'm Just Getting Excited.

I've Already Gone Through The Nervousness.

I Just Can't Wait For Her To Be Here, Finally.

I've Just Been Waiting For So Long.

I Think We're More Nervous Than Probably You Are.

It's Just, We've Known You For A Really Long Time,

And Every Decision You've Always Made

Has Been Very Calculated.

It Makes It Difficult For Us To Wrap Our Head Around --

Just, One Day, "Hey, I Have This Girl In Russia."

You Know, You Might As Well Tell Me

You Had This Nigerian Prince That Needed Money, As Well.

And That's What Scares Me.

One Of The Reasons

Why I'm So Skeptical About Mike And Aziza Is,

Aziza Applied For A Work Visa

And Was Denied Earlier In The Year.

Wouldn't That Be Almost A Red Flag --

You Know What I Mean --

That She's Scamming You Or She's Cheating You?

I Mean, Wouldn't That Just Kind Of Throw Up A Red Flag?

It Concerns Me That She Tried

To Get A Working Permit Here And She Was Denied,

And Then All Of A Sudden, It Became A Great Idea

For Them To Continue The Relationship.

I've Known Her For, Like, Almost A Year And A Half, Now.

We've Talked Every Day.

It's Actually -- Seeing Someone's Face, Really,

You Can See In Their Eyes If They're Lying, Maybe.

I Don't Know.

On The Flip Side, Since You Guys Haven't Spent,

Like, A Lot Of Physical Time Together,

What Happens If You Think, "Wow.

"Maybe She Isn't The Person I Thought She Was.

I Don't Know If I Want To Get Married"?

This Is Our Time To See What We Think About Each Other.

It's 90 Days, But It's Still --

At Least It's Some Time For Us To Be Together Every Day.

Right.

You Truly Cannot Know Somebody After 90 Days.

There Is No Way.

I Feel As Though, Like, In A Relationship,

A Lot Of Things Come Natural,

And In Their Case, It's Being Forced.

Just Waking Up In Bed

Next To The Most Wonderful Woman I've Ever Met

Is The Best Thing I've Ever Experienced.

And I Would Be A Fool Not To Try To At Least

See If I Can Do That Every Day For The Rest Of My Life.

This Is The Only Way I Can Do It,

So This Is The Way I'm Gonna Do It,

So Hopefully, It All Works Out.

Alan: I Like To Say That I'm Not Jealous.

Sooner Or Later, Some Dude's Gonna Come Up

And Start Hitting On Her.

Oh, Yeah, He's Get-- Kiss My Hand, And Whoa!

Aziza: I Still Can't Believe, Like, I'm Here, In New York.

Tonight, I'm Taking Paola To Meet My Parents And My Brother.

Well, The First Impression Is Really Important For Me,

Because It's The First Time That I'm Going To See Russ' Parents.

So, I'm Kind Of Nervous And Excited.

It's A Really Important Day -- For Him, For Me.

A Couple Of My Friends And A Family Member

Did Express Concern That Paola's Only Coming Here To Use Me.

I Didn't Enjoy Hearing Those Concerns.

I Think Russ's Parents Are Gonna Be, Like,

"Where She Came From?

"Why Russ Is Gonna Marry Her?

We Don't Know Her."

I'm Excited To See My Parents

Actually See Paola And I's Relationship.

Let's Go Eat.

Whew.

Right Now, I'm Getting Nervous.

My Hands Are Sweaty!

Yeah.

So, The Customs In Colombia --

When You Meet Someone,

You Usually Kiss Them On The Cheek, Right?

Yeah.

Well, If You Know The Person, You Usually Give Them A Hug.

If You're Just Meeting Them, You Could Give Them A Handshake.

So, What Do You Think

That I Should Do With Your Parents?

But You Have Met Them On Video Chat,

So If You Feel Like You Want To Give My Mom A Hug --

If You Feel Comfortable With Giving Her A Hug.

If You Don't Feel Comfortable, Then Just Do A Handshake.

Well, Then, Let's Stick With A Handshake For Now.

They're Coming Out.

Okay.

Choo, Choo, Choo, Choo, Choo.

Oh, Nope, They're --

Hi! Finally!

Hola!

Yeah, I'm So Nervous, But I'm So Happy To See You.

I'm Excited. Russ: See? She Exists.

I Am Real. So, Finally I'm Here.

It's Nice To Meet You.

Yeah. I'm So Excited.

Yeah. That's So Nice.

Phew!

Hi! Welcome Home!

Thank You So Much.

Hi! Oh, I'm So Glad You're Here.

Yeah. I Was So Nervous.

Come Inside.

Do You Need To Get Anything From The Car?

No, It's Fine.

Come On In!

Thank You So Much.

His Mother, She Gave Me A Big Hug.

It's Like, "Okay, That's Really Nice."

But, You Know, They Are Different.

And They Are Really, Like, Strict And Everything,

So I'm Kind Of Nervous Because I'm A Little Crazy.

I Decided To Have Aziza Fly In To New York

Because What Better Way To Introduce Aziza To America

Than To Show Her The Big Apple?

Just Got To New York, And I'm Getting Ready

To Go Pick Up Aziza From The Airport.

I'm Nervous Just Because

I Haven't Seen Aziza For So Long,

And Every Time We're Apart,

The First Time We See Each Other Again,

We're Always Just A Little Bit Nervous.

Aziza And I, We've Kissed And Hugged Lots Of Times,

But I Guess We Haven't Consummated The Relationship.

All Of America's Gonna Hear Me Say That.

I Haven't Seen Aziza For Four Months Now.

We've Only Been Together In Russia, So...

I'm Not Sure What Will Happen.

But Hopefully, When Aziza Gets Here,

Everything Is Gonna Be Good Between Us.

Aziza: I Still Can't Believe, Like, I'm Here In New York.

Huh?

I've Been Dreaming About It.

Your Weird, American Windows That Opens Like That.

So Weird.

It's Really, Really Nice To See Him,

Because It's Really, Really Hard To Keep Relationship

When You're So Far Apart.

Ohh.

I Want To Eat.

I've Been Wanting To Come To America Since I Was Like 15.

So, That Portion Is Like, For...

I Don't Know, For Three People?

Last Year, I Applied For A Work Visa.

Is It Supposed To Be Like For One People?

For One Person?

I Guess. Yeah.

After My Work Visa Got Denied,

It Was A Really Hard Time For Me,

And Mike Was Really, Really Supportive.

I Don't Know.

It's Just A Coincidence, Maybe, But At That Time --

You Know, Like, Troubles Always Kind Of Helps People

To Get Closer,

And I Think That's When Our Relationship Started, Like...

I Don't Know.

Started To What?

At That Time, That's Maybe When Our Relationship Changed

To A Kind Of, Like, Romantic Way.

Yeah. Are You Gonna Lay On That Side?

Yeah. I Was Going...

On This Side? Yeah.

Why'd You Go Over There, Then?

I Don't Know.

Yeah, We Haven't Slept Together.

We Haven't Been Intimate.

Is That Right?

I Never Said Anything Like That.

You Told Me That.

I Know, But I Said Intimate.

Intimate.

Intimate. Whatever.

Come Closer.

Closer.

I Don't Think It's, Like, A Big Deal.

I Think We Both Think

It's Just A Natural Part Of A Relationship.

We're Not Waiting For Any Particular Reason.

We're Just Trying To Be Comfortable.

Paola: There Was A Lot Of Tension In That Room.

The Joke Was, "Don't Go Down There

And Bring A Girl Back Home."

And, Sure Enough, He Does.

Alan: I Was So Excited To Land At Los Angeles,

But Now The 90-Day Clock Has Started Ticking.

And It's Really -- It's A Short Amount Of Time.

Alan: How Do You Feel Right Now?

Um... I Don't Know.

Nervous? Well, I'm Happy.

I'm So Excited, And I'm Happy.

I'm Really Happy.

Alan: You Think About Something For So Long,

And Then, Like, You Know

She's Here, You Know?

And It's Just Incredible.

Here We Go!

Okay, So, This Is Downtown.

Wow.

I Wanted To Take Kirlyam To The Hollywood Walk Of Fame

Because, Even Though Kirlyam's City Is Smaller,

She Had A Lot Of Access To Videos.

And Kirlyam Loves Movies.

Kirlyam: It's Amazing!

I Never Think, "One Day, I Will Be Here."

So It's Really, Really Awesome.

Godzilla.

Godzilla! Wow!

It's A Lot Of People, And It's Different.

I Like Different.

Coming Close To Johnny Depp's.

Don't Get Too Excited, Okay?

I Am A Big Fan, Johnny Depp's.

Here, Please.

Here, Please. Thank You So Much.

"Hi, Johnny Depp!"

Stars, Stars, Stars.

Since We're In L.A., Land Of Hollywood,

It Has Crossed My Mind

That Maybe We're Walking Down Somewhere

And Someone Comes Up To Her And,

"You Know, You're Gorgeous.

"Maybe You Should Try Out For This Commercial.

Billy Bob Thornton.

Harrison Ford. Kevin Costner.

Aah!

Please? Just One?

Seriously? Yes!

I Like To Say That I'm Not A Jealous Person,

But I Guess, Since We've Been Together So Little,

I've Never Really Had

Another Dude Come Up Like, "Hey, What's Up?"

I've Never Really Felt That Yet.

Can I Keep The Girl?

No?

Nope.

Had To Ask.

Just No Hugging.

All Right. One, Two, Three.

Thank You So Much!

Oh, Yes. He Kissed My Hand, And Whoa.

Wait. Stay Here, Boy.

But It's Good!

Sooner Or Later, Some Dude's Gonna --

Once I Turn My Back, Is Gonna Come Up

And Start Hitting On Her.

Yeah, I Don't Want To Even Think About That Right Now.

Maybe I Am Jealous. Jealous Type.

Here. Just Here.

Be Careful.

We Just Want To Know Her. We Don't Know Much About Her.

Patty: All Right, Well, We Are Fixing Dinner.

I Hope You're Hungry.

Paola: Yes, We Are.

There's Bound To Be Cultural Differences

That We Don't Know About Yet.

Patty: Are You Really Gonna Stay

In Those Shoes All This Time? Yeah.

You Can Wear Those All This Time?

All The Time. Wow.

She's A Girly Girl.

I'm Gonna Need Some Help With That.

Paola: Their Religion -- Yeah, They're Christians.

I Believe In God, But To Be Honest With You,

I Don't Like To Go To Church. I Don't.

Ron: Father, We Thank You For The Food Before Us,

And We Just Pray For Paola

As She Adjusts To Her New Home.

We Just Thank You And Praise You.

In Christ's Name, Amen.

All: Amen.

Russ: My Parents Are Very Quiet And Soft-Spoken,

But I Know They Are Hesitant About My Engagement With Paola.

Hmm.

Would You Like Butter?

Paola: There Was A Lot Of Tension In That Room.

And, Well, There Was No One Just Thinking To Talk About It.

Patty: Salt And Pepper?

Russ: Did You Try The Sour Cream?

Yeah, I'm Gonna Try It.

I Don't Shy Away For Anyone, So That's Why I Decide To Talk.

I Was Wondering What You Were Thinking About It,

Because He Went To Colombia, And Now I'm Here.

We're Engaged.

I Just Really Met You,

And I Don't Know What You Think About Everything --

About Our Relationship Or...

Well, We Raised Him Right.

If He's Found Somebody That's Right For Him,

Then We're All For It.

And You?

The Joke Was, When He First Left, Was, You Know,

"Don't Go Down There And Fall In Love

And Bring A Girl Back Home."

And Sure Enough, He Does.

Well, I Don't Want Your Parents Hate Me.

I Don't Want To Be Living With Them Anymore.

We Abstain From Sex Before Marriage.

My Best Friend, He Will Be "Chaperoning" Us.

It's Okay.

Paola, This Is A Pie That I'm Required To Make

Every Thanksgiving And Christmas.

This Is It, And We've Been Making It For 25 Years.

You'll Have To Learn.

So, Paola Can Get -- She Gets A Face.

And It's Just, Like, This Pissed-Off Face.

That's When The Strong Personality Comes Out, And...

That Would Be My Biggest Concern Here In Oklahoma.

Russ: Well, Thank You For Dinner.

Yeah. Thank You So Much. It Was Delicious.

And I Will See You Tomorrow.

All Righty.

Okay. Let's Go.

I Don't Want Your Parents Hate Me.

No.

No, They're Not Gonna Be Like That.

Paola: When I Was In Russ' Parents,

Like, It Was Really Uncomfortable.

But That Was Really Nice

That Your Parents Asked Me To Stay There, But...

No.

Well, We're Gonna Have Our Own Place Eventually, So...

That's Better If We Find An Apartment Soon.

And Then We Can Just Move There.

Yeah.

I Want To Feel Comfortable,

So, I Don't Want To Be Living With Them Anymore.

Not Just Because -- They Are Really Nice.

I Just Want To Say, They Are Really Nice.

But I Want My Own Space.

I Leave Everything To Move In Here.

It Was Really Hard, Because, You Know,

I Don't Know Anyone In Here.

It's A Different Culture.

It's Different, And I Don't Have My Family And Friends,

But I Have The Most Important -- This Is The Love Of My Life,

So That's All I Need For Now.

Hey! You Had Champagne.

We Have Champagne, Don't We?

Yeah. That's Really Nice.

Russ: The K-1 Visa Has Put Us In A Position

To Get Married Sooner Than We Anticipated.

Salud, Amor. Salud.

Te Amo.

Love You.

Paola: If We Don't Get Married At The Time That We Need To,

I Have To Go Back To Colombia.

That's...

It's Not Gonna Happen.

Yeah. It's Not.

So, Let's Go To The Room.

And Then We Can Finish This In There.

Sounds Good.

Whoo!

No, 'Cause We Need One Cactus, That's It.

No. More.

Two, Three...

What's Up, Dude? Hello, Sir.

Thanks, Man. Come On In, Dawg.

What's Up, Bro?

Nothing Much.

Alan: One Of My Best Friends -- His Name's Kent --

He Will Be... "Chaperoning" Us.

He Will Be Sleeping On My Living-Room Floor

While I Sleep On The Couch,

And Kirlyam Will Be In Our Bed.

I Happen To Be A Mormon.

We Abstain From Sex Before Marriage,

And That's Something That's Important To Me

And Important To Kirlyam.

Yeah, Man, But We're Probably Gonna Hit The Hay Pretty Soon.

You Tired, Man?

Nah, I'm Not That Bad.

We Decided To Just Avoid Situations

That Would Lead To Us Accidentally --

Not Accidentally.

You Know, Lead Us To Do Something That We Would Regret.

We Are Taking All The Precautions Necessary.

It's Okay. You Can Go To Sleep, Man.

You First.

No, You Can Go To Sleep. It's All Right.

I Will. You First, Though.

¶ So Here It Goes

When You Meet Somebody,

You Can Just Like Feel That It's Your Person.

People Fall In Love With Each Other,

And I Don't Think There Is A Particular Reason For That.

It Just -- I Don't Know.

You Just Feel Comfortable With Each Other,

And You Just Want To Be Together.

That's How It Works, I Think.

The Place Is Really Beautiful.

When We Were Walking There, It Was Really, Really Nice,

And I Realized That, Um...

I Just Want To Be With Him

Like, Really, Really Bad.

It Was Just Really Nice.

If We Don't Get Married Within 90 Days,

I Have To Go Home.

Yep.

When I Bought Aziza's Airplane Ticket Here,

I Bought A Round-Trip Ticket.

Just In Case Anything Doesn't Work Out,

She Has A Ticket Home,

And It Probably Is A Good Thing.

Yeah.

So She Doesn't Feel

Like She's Trapped Here Or Anything.

But She's Not Gonna Use That, Though.

Yeah.

No.

Yay!