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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:04,320 7204. 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,560 EJ?Yeah?Am I taking her downstairs? 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,280 She's clear right now. Yeah, bring her 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,200 over the discharge area. 5 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,600 You ready, Miss Franklin?Gray skies are 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,480 gonna clear for you Put on a happy 7 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,240 face Brush off the clouds and 8 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:26,080 cheer up Put on a happy face 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,480 Take off the movie mask on tragedy 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,920 It's not 11 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,240 your son. You look so... Ugh.. I'm sorry 12 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,440 I'm late. How are you feeling? 13 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,640 I like death. Oh, me too. Oh. That's 14 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,400 Steve. Amazing. I'm married. 15 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,520 Mmm. Of course you 16 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:53,760 are. 17 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,280 Put on a happy face. 18 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,400 Put on a happy face. 19 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,400 And if you're feeling cross and 20 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,880 bickerish, don't sit and whine. 21 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,000 Think of banana splits and licorice. 22 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,520 And I knew a 23 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,400 girl so blue mean she'd never laugh 24 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,200 or sing. She wouldn't listen 25 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,160 to me. sick of being in here. 26 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,320 God, I'm here to 27 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,960 pick you up. 28 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,400 You eat. I can't take her. I can't do 29 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,400 it. Oh, it's been a year almost now. 30 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,360 Tests and treatments. I need time for me. 31 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,160 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't. It's too 32 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,280 much about this, Jacob. Please, Jacob. 33 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,160 We're good. 34 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:08,720 One quid at 35 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:15,720 a time. Wait. 36 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,880 Yay. Oh, my God. 37 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:03,680 We did it. HuhOkay, slow 38 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,640 walks. Yep. Home sweet home. 39 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,560 Oh, I got pee. OohHow does it feel 40 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,800 to be back at your mom's?Mom's 41 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:15,800 not here anymore. 42 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,560 Your mom sent you 12 pies, 100 cookies, 43 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,000 and $5,000?She loves to send sugar and 44 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,320 dough when she's on a diet. What does she 45 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,160 think?Carbs cure cancer? 46 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,760 What is that?What's what?There's a 47 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,520 box and a bag over there. 48 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:43,200 What? 49 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,400 What is it?Jacob 50 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,160 called me and asked me to pick up some of 51 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:52,720 your stuff. 52 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,880 OK, I know I know it sucks, OK?I know it 53 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,320 sucks. But you know you're home now and 54 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,080 the surgery went well and... You 55 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,160 got $5000. Let's take a 56 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,960 beat here, OK?I'm gonna ride or 57 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,760 die, bitchAll right?Every 58 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,640 second, every minute of every 59 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,720 day. I'm fucking here with you, OK?OKIt's 60 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,000 gonna be OK. Thank you. 61 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:23,920 Fuck what time is it? 62 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,560 34. Fuck I have to go. Shit I gotta 63 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,440 go downtown. I'm doing this really stupid 64 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,920 reading, but the producer wants to fuck 65 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,040 me, so the pit is good. Wait, now?Yeah. 66 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,720 Ding! Laura, you are a hero and a 67 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,720 champion. I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 68 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,440 Eat some pie, sleep, and don't cry. 69 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,480 Don't cry. Bye. 70 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,920 I know that 71 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,560 someday You'll 72 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,880 finally Why 73 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,640 doesn't he love me anymore? 74 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:11,360 When 75 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,160 Uh, package for Laura Franco. Oh, 76 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,720 disgusting. Sweet. It's 77 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,920 just tissues. Okay, nice. I 78 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,160 ran out. Oh. Well, I'm glad you ordered 79 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:28,640 more. 80 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:36,000 Hey. Good to see you, Amazon. I'm still 81 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,800 crying. He just loves 82 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,080 her. She really is so sorry. 83 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,400 I don't like that one. Laura, 84 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,160 good to see you. Thank you. Do you 85 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,080 mind if I... I just, I really 86 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,160 need a hug right now. I don't know if 87 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,040 I'm... I'm really needing this. 88 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:57,960 When I am 89 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,280 strong Hello, lovely to meet 90 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,600 Hey, Laura, could you come sing this for 91 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,440 me?Please have a seat. 92 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:15,080 Yeah. 93 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,680 Coffee or tea? 94 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,280 What do you think of, um.. 95 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,880 Enchante My 96 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,400 stranger Stay for 97 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,760 a while Enchante... I 98 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,680 really love the new lyrics. I 99 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,720 actually want to talk to you about 100 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,360 something. I want you to be the lead of 101 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,080 House of Good Women. It's Broadway. 102 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,080 Jacob. It's my dream. 103 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,320 It's everything I've ever wanted. I 104 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,880 know. That's why I'm offering it to you. 105 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,360 Hello? 106 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,160 Laura?Hello? 107 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,640 What'd you do last night?Uh, 108 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,360 I read, made soup, 109 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,520 worked on the music for House of Good 110 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,440 Women for a little bit. Oh, my God. I 111 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,800 forgot to tell you, little Yale 112 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,360 dramatist, Taylor Gregory, would not 113 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,000 stop talking about going in for Jacob 114 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,600 last week. No one saved your mouth shut. 115 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,000 Wait, it's like, what do you mean?The 116 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,040 show isn't even that good. Finishing 117 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,200 school for girls written by a dude-- 118 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,800 Maisie, Macy, Macy's. Yeah, what, what 119 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,760 What do you mean, going in for Jacob?Are 120 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,120 the auditions out?Yeah, didn't you get 121 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:27,040 one?No. Why are you 122 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:27,760 practicing then? 123 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,800 Because I like to keep my vocal cords 124 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,720 warm. ShitWait, 125 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,320 did you get one?Yeah, but Ellen 126 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,520 Michaelson is casting it. I don't fuck 127 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,400 with her. Oh my God, I can't... 128 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,360 I mean, I I thought that 129 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,280 at the very least, he'd still... 130 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,440 Do you do you think Jacob still wants me 131 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,120 in the show?I mean, 132 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:55,920 you did just have surgery a few weeks 133 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,640 ago. Maybe. Maybe he thinks you can't 134 00:08:58,640 --> 00:08:59,440 perform right now. Maybe 135 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:02,880 you can't. I mean, 136 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,200 you're so kind about cancer, right? 137 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,400 I guess. I'm here. I 138 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,880 love you. Give me a big fat hug. But 139 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,960 you're not. You're not coming for me. I 140 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,480 can't. I got to go to karate. I love you 141 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,520 so much. I love you. Call me after. 142 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,600 Aren't you used to this by now? 143 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:24,800 Yeah! 144 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:22,840 Ow. 145 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:40,000 Hello? 146 00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:54,140 Oh, thank God. 147 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,040 What's up? 148 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,400 Hey, stranger. I 149 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,440 wasn't sure what kind of tea you drank. 150 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,000 Hope green's all right. 151 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,640 You done?Great. Honestly, 152 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,120 it's too bad you conked out. I have this 153 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,840 pretty neat monster routine. I do now. I 154 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,800 think you'd find it to be, uh, very, 155 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,400 well, scary. You don't remember me? 156 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:17,600 At all? 157 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,680 1994, Tropical Storm Barrel. 158 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,520 Your mom was out late. Tracker. You 159 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,400 freaked out, saw me under the bed. No? 160 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,560 What is happening?Okay, a little 161 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,640 offensive. What about 01?You got in 162 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,120 trouble, opened the closet, we bumped 163 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,800 into each other. My beard was a little 164 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,240 patchier in my tween years. 165 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,600 Nothing?Okay. 166 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,160 Oh! That, uh, that musical theater kid. 167 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,040 What was his name again? 168 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,920 Benji. Benji!Should have eaten that 169 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,680 little motherfuckerYou're a 170 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,960 real-time dress, you know that?But 171 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,320 I was young. Can't be too hard on myself. 172 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,440 This can't be real. This isn't real. 173 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,760 Are you gonna hurt me?I don't know. Do 174 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,200 you want me to hurt you?No. 175 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,320 Then what do you want? 176 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,400 So... I'm not really a roommate's 177 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,000 guy. After you moved out and your mom 178 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 started traveling, doing all that spa 179 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,960 shit I kind of actually realized that I 180 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,600 prefer living alone. But then tonight 181 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 you saw me, I saw you, and then you were 182 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,920 on the floor, and I can't just leave you 183 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,480 lying there like that. I mean, I'm a 184 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,240 monster, but I'm not. I'm a monster, you 185 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,520 know. Anyway, I thought about our 186 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,680 situation, and here's what I think we 187 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,640 should do. You mind?I 188 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,200 think we both take the night. rest. 189 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,800 Regroup. Then tomorrow, you get up, you 190 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,000 have your coffee, you, uh, you pack your 191 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,520 shit up, and get out! 192 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,640 But I... I can't leave. This is my 193 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,360 house. Well, it's my house now. But 194 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,000 I have nowhere else to go. I wasn't 195 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:08,960 asking. 196 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,320 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm 197 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,920 talking to a monster, and and you're 198 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,240 scary. You're really freaking me out 199 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,280 right now. No, stop. StopPlease stop. 200 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,880 I'm really, really sad. I just need you 201 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,720 out of the fucking house. I need you out 202 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,320 of the house. It's fine! 203 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,920 Fine! 204 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,640 Okay. Two 205 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,640 weeks! You got two weeks. 206 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,880 Two weeks?Yeah. After that, you're out of 207 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,200 here. You pack your bags, you hit the 208 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,920 fucking pavement. And you know what else? 209 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,120 While you're here, you follow my rules, 210 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,680 okay?Number one, don't get in my way. 211 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,800 Number two, don't tell me what to do. 212 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,880 And number three, if you tell anyone 213 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,400 about me, I'll rip your fucking 214 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,440 throat out. 215 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,560 Yeah, you better run. 216 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,440 Still on it. Still on it. 217 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,240 Hey. 218 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:56,560 Hey 219 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,320 You can never get away from 220 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,760 me 221 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,280 For the love of God! I'll 222 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,160 play a different song! Play a different 223 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:28,960 song! 224 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,040 I had to do that! Monster?Don't make 225 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:38,680 no difference 226 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,840 what you say You can never get 227 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:45,920 away Who wants us?Yeah, 228 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,400 I know. I've been through this before. 229 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,400 She's everything you've ever dreamed of 230 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,280 on this earth. She's everything I've 231 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,360 ever dreamed of in heaven 232 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,600 Hello. Jerry, let's go up here, shall we? 233 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:05,840 All right. 234 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,920 Can I help you?Nope, just looking for 235 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,200 something to read. Is that a problem with 236 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,800 you?No, it's not a problem with me at 237 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,600 all. It's just... 238 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,200 Little boops. Well, my noses were very 239 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,600 interesting, so I told them 240 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:33,760 That's cute. 241 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,960 Sesame chicken. Yeah. 242 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,560 Shawn Lee. Yeah. Cool. 243 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,200 Good spot. Oh, look, little 244 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,800 dog. Lots of little things. 245 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,640 Are you hungry?No. 246 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,120 already ate. So you don't want any sesame 247 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,560 chicken?If I wanted sesame chicken, I'd 248 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,120 eat some sesame chicken. That's odd, 249 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,520 'cause you'd keep looking at the sesame 250 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,080 chicken. I don't keep looking at the 251 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,920 sesame chicken. You keep looking at the 252 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:03,680 sesame chicken. 253 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,160 Let me just make you a plate. I don't 254 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,240 want a plate. I ordered too much anyway. 255 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,680 Let me just make a plate. Feed me your 256 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,280 sesame chicken, then just give it. Stop 257 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,640 talking about it. Just hand it to me! 258 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:21,680 Yeah. 259 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,440 Can I order some more? 260 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,720 Mmm. The 261 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,400 ratio of pork to dough 262 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,440 is a little off, but I like the taste 263 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,360 generally. You're dripping on yourself. 264 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,680 Oh, look at that. 265 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,440 Oops. Oh, wait. 266 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,360 Is this supposed to be a documentary? 267 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,080 Well, clearly not. He's doing it all 268 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,480 wrong. Strike down! Not a cross. You're 269 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,440 flailing, man. 270 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,840 Hey, I was watching that. Oh, my God. 271 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,880 Best movie ever made. The music... 272 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,760 always makes me want to cry. 273 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,200 Nope. Give me that. Nope. Give 274 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,080 me the remote! 275 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,000 Fine. Don't move to bed. Oh, come on. 276 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,600 You're just gonna give up that easily? 277 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,360 Fine. They didn't 278 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,120 have to go to all this trouble this 279 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,000 morning, or they would have been all 280 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:38,200 right. 281 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,000 They really don't make movies like this 282 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,080 anymore. Every time. 283 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,080 Every time, it makes me cry. 284 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,080 Uh.. I liked it. 285 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,280 Are you crying?No, I'm not crying. 286 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,880 You're crying. I know I'm crying. I mean, 287 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,840 I'm obviously not crying. Are you fucking 288 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,800 blind?My eyes are dry, and you're crying. 289 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,080 And the movie was just fine, okay? 290 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,800 You love musicals. No, I don't. Yes, I 291 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,480 do. This is some bullshit 292 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,080 I don't wanna feel this way. 293 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,480 ShitHello. Don't sneak up on me like 294 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,800 that. Come on, you're fine. 295 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,880 You going somewhere?No. Hmm 296 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:57,840 What are you reading? 297 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,320 A script. Cool. 298 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,240 Who wrote that?This guy. A friend. 299 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,400 I know. A 300 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,240 guy named Jacob Sullivan. 301 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,960 Very interesting. Actually, 302 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,960 yes. It is interesting, because I 303 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,440 am contemplating 304 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,160 maybe showing up to 305 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,760 the auditions today. Maybe. I 306 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,880 don't know. Is this the show you were 307 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,920 telling me about?The one you developed 308 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,320 with him?Yes. No, I did not develop it 309 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,200 with him. I was just very helpful in 310 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,200 the development process. Yeah, those two 311 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,600 sentences mean the exact same thing. It'd 312 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,120 probably be weird for me to just show up, 313 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,760 right?I mean, what would I say to him? 314 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,160 Like, oh, give me the role because you 315 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,320 feel bad for me?You could. Or I could 316 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,840 threaten to eat him if that would help. I 317 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,080 mean, I could eat him. It would literally 318 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,000 take me like two seconds. He broke up 319 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,920 with me. I mean, why would he want me in 320 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,280 the show if he broke up with me?Uh, 321 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,240 because you're good. Because it's your 322 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,640 fucking part. I don't even have an 323 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,720 appointment. They're not gonna let me in. 324 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,040 I can't do a musical right now. Look at 325 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,680 me. I just had surgery. So? 326 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,280 SoLook at me! I'm looking at you. 327 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,920 Look! From this angle, I can see your 328 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,760 back and your face simultaneously. That's 329 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,160 how much I'm looking at you. I'm a mess! 330 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,280 No, you're not! I'm a disaster! 331 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,600 Ohh OK, don't go. Hi. 332 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,240 I am here for the audition. Yes, so is 333 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,200 everyone. Right. Hi, 334 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,640 Diva. What part are you waiting for? 335 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,400 Laurie Francis. OK. I actually 336 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,080 don't have an appointment. 337 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,160 you cannot audition without an 338 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,480 appointment. I I know, I I just thought 339 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,800 maybe you could. I know, I'm sorry you 340 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,960 thought that, but I can't help you, I'm 341 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,760 so sorry. Okay. Okay, 342 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,520 thank you. Wait, 343 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:02,080 why do you look so familiar to me?Well, 344 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,880 I I actually played Laurie in 345 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,640 a few of the workshops in the out-of-town 346 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,720 tryouts. Oh my God, right, yes. Yes, oh 347 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,000 my God, I remember now, you were so good. 348 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,080 Why didn't-- Why didn't they just offer 349 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,200 it to you?Aren't you and Jacob, like, 350 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,160 dating?Oh, well, that-- it 351 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,640 was, um.. Actually, it's a 352 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,200 little bit... You guys broke up. Got it. 353 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,600 Say number. Okay. Um, here's what we're 354 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,440 gonna do. We're gonna squeeze you in. 355 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,720 Don't tell anyone. Just 356 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,880 take a seat and we'll call your name in a 357 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,480 little bit, okay?Thank you so much. So 358 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,080 nice. This business is hell. 359 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,880 Oh, my... That's Jackie Tannen. I love 360 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:41,120 her. 361 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,600 Oh, my 362 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:48,800 God. She's like... 363 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,480 Oh, Scotty, you can cross Sarah Mann and 364 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,680 Aura Grace off the list. 365 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,640 Oh, is that a Miss Jackie Tannen? 366 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,040 Oh, my goodness. I keep working on how 367 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,480 gorgeous you are. Wait, look at you. Oh, 368 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,120 thank you. What are you doing?And can I 369 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,960 have the number of those?What was that?I 370 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,600 am so glad you're here. Scotty, who do I 371 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,160 have next?Uh, uh, you have, uh, Laura 372 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,760 Franco. Okay, Laura, follow me. 373 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,960 This one, you won't take long. Okay, 374 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,680 yeah. Come on, Lace. 375 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:28,480 Are you kidding me? 376 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,240 We have Laura Franco. Franco stepping 377 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:34,480 in. 378 00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:40,650 Oh, shit 379 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:44,570 Hi. Laura. 380 00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:49,450 What are you doing here?Uh, I was-- I 381 00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:51,930 was in the neighborhood. Thought I'd 382 00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:54,730 pop in. What a surprise. 383 00:26:55,210 --> 00:26:57,290 I'm happy 384 00:26:58,170 --> 00:27:00,530 to see you. You two know each other?Yeah. 385 00:27:00,570 --> 00:27:03,360 No. Yes. I'm 386 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,000 kidding. That's funny. Yes. 387 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,200 OK, great. Yeah. OK. OKWell, we 388 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,080 have Jacob Sullivan, our celebrated 389 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,760 director and writer here, who you 390 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,840 apparently already know, and a few 391 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,760 members of our creative team. OK? 392 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,880 Nice to see-- meet you. Yeah. OK, 393 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,240 whenever you're ready. OK. Thanks. Oh, 394 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:22,400 that's-- 395 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,520 that's it. Just two bars. Okay, got it. 396 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,960 Sorry. Let's do it. Yeah. 397 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,600 Hi. Hello, lovely to 398 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,680 meet You put up your 399 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,560 feet Do you feel 400 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,040 the heat?Drew maybe the... 401 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,320 Sorry, um.. Can I I can 402 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,080 do better than that? 403 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,360 Hi. Hello. Lovely to 404 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,440 meet. You put up your 405 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,320 feet. Do you feel 406 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,960 the heat?True. Maybe 407 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,880 this isn't. The right way, but 408 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,960 please spend the night Maybe 409 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,040 we could find out And 410 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,640 play any doubt this 411 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,280 is it 412 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,920 Enchante Sorry, okay, 413 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,560 one more time, I promise. 414 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,240 Maestro from the top. 415 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,800 I don't know what happened. I I 416 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,600 completely blacked out. My voice 417 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,840 closed up, and I was-- I was doing this, 418 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,400 like, weird thing with my hand, and-- and 419 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,600 oh, my God. Ugh, I probably looked like I 420 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,720 had no idea what I was doing. Oh, give me 421 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,600 a break. You know what you're doing. No, 422 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,040 clearly I don't, 'cause I just-- I just 423 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,880 messed it all up. I can't believe 424 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,160 it. I failed. I 425 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,360 failed, and now-- and now my life 426 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,240 is over. It's-- It's done. 427 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,560 whatever. 'Cause I'm probably not 428 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,160 really that talented anyway. 429 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,720 Hey, you know who's super talented?Like, 430 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,840 a really good actor. 431 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,280 Who?Me! 432 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,400 You're not an actor. Yes, I am. No, 433 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,840 you're not. Yeah, I'll prove it to you. 434 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,640 I'll do a sonnet. What?Oh, no, no, noI 435 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,320 want to do something more modern, like 436 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,720 some Gene O'Neill or Sam Shepard. 437 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,960 I'm not in the mood. You're not in the 438 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,120 mood for one of the great American 439 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,360 playwrights?Okay. 440 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,520 I can sing, too. No, you can't. Yes, I 441 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,200 can. No, you can't. Five, six, seven. 442 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,640 Good?It's not terrible. 443 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,480 Okay, here we go. How about comedy of 444 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,280 errors?Oh, I don't do Shakespeare. What? 445 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,800 Willie's the best. Willie?That's 446 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,600 what I call it. Look, I'm just not 447 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,480 that kind of actor. I mean, I love the 448 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,120 plays. I studied them, but I just... I'm 449 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,760 not classically trained or whatever. 450 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,680 Well, you don't need to be classically 451 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,240 trained to do this. There's no 452 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,680 subtext in these plays. It's all just 453 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,800 right there on the page. You don't have 454 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,760 to think. You just feel your way through 455 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,680 the words. Really?Okay, Laurence 456 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,640 Olivier, show me how it's done. I will. 457 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,320 Thank you for the floor. I know which one 458 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,480 you should do. All right. Whoo. Okay. 459 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,120 Okay, sure. Uh, give me some, uh, give me 460 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,400 some context for that. Okay, SparkNotes. 461 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:08,600 Uh.. 462 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,240 This is basically this 463 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,200 guy telling this girl that 464 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,680 he loves her, but it's 465 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,320 confusing. There's too much... stuff in 466 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,680 the way. That's correct. That was a test, 467 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,040 and you passed. Okay. 468 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,480 Well, don't you need to look at it?Sweet 469 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,440 mistress! What your name is, else I know 470 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,280 not. Nor by what wonder you do hit a lot. 471 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,680 Why are you talking like that?Why are you 472 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,160 laughing at me?I'm protecting. Okay, you 473 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,040 don't need to do that. It's just you and 474 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,120 me. Speak like a regular person. 475 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,200 You know what I mean. Wow! You know what 476 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,160 I mean. Okay, okay, great. Fine. Back to 477 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,440 one. All right. I'm nervous. Okay. 478 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,840 Sweet mistress, what your name is else I 479 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,800 know not, nor by what wonder you do 480 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,680 it of mine. Less in your knowledge 481 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,440 and your grace you shall not than our 482 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,320 Earth's wonder, more 483 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,560 than Earth, divine. 484 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,320 Teach me, dear creature, how toThink 485 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,680 and speak. Lay open to my 486 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,320 earthly gross conceit, smothered in 487 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,120 errors, feeble, shallow, weak. 488 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,680 The folded meaning of your words deceit. 489 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,120 Are you a god? 490 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,480 Would you create me new? 491 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,440 Transform me then, into your power I'll 492 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,400 yield. Sing, 493 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,760 siren, for thyself, 494 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,400 and I will dote. 495 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,960 Spread o'er the silver waves thy golden 496 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,920 hairs, and as bed 497 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,480 I'll take thee, and there lie. 498 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,680 And in that glorious supposition think he 499 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,560 gains by death. that had such means 500 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,040 to die. 501 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,160 Let love, 502 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:31,840 being light, 503 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,600 be drowned as she sink. 504 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:48,340 That was good. Thanks. 505 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,800 Shit it's Jacob. Tell him to go fuck 506 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,560 himself. We're acting. What?No, I 507 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,800 should-- Well, Tom is a limp dick fuckface 508 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,120 Monster. I should take this. No, no, no 509 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,040 Tell him his play's problematic and 510 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,480 riddled with cliches. Hey! 511 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,200 Jacob?Hi. HiHiShitHi. Hi 512 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:16,440 HiHiI, uh.. 513 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,080 We wanted to call to check in 514 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,360 about today. That's-- That's nice of you. 515 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,320 I'm just gonna come out and say it. I 516 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,520 know you really wanted to play Lori 517 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,080 Francis. I really wanted you to play her 518 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,960 too. I mean, I wrote it. I 519 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,760 didn't get it, did I?I'm 520 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,480 sorry. Don't be. 521 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,240 Umm So, So 522 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,640 who got the role?Do you know who 523 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,360 Jackie Dennon 524 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,680 is?Yeah, Yeah I know who she 525 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,560 is. She's... She's good. Yeah, 526 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,160 she is. And she 527 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,760 didn't audition, but Maisie's making a 528 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,120 name for herself these days. So I-- or 529 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,000 we, the team, offered her one of the 530 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,840 supporting roles. Oh. 531 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,240 Well, 532 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,840 I was thinking, 533 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,840 you know, you could understudy Jackie 534 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,480 since you know the role so well. 535 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,560 Oh. I should add that the understudy 536 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,200 would also be a part of the ensemble. 537 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,880 I know that's probably not something 538 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,320 you're interested in, but... I'll do it. 539 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:34,840 Yep. 540 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,120 I'm... I'm so happy to hear that. Uh.. 541 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,320 I actually have to go. Have a good one. 542 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,480 I'll see you soon. Yeah, see you soon. 543 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,080 Yeah, yeah, yeahBye, bye. 544 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,840 To make fish with all. If 545 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,440 it will feed nothing else, it will 546 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,600 feed my revenge. Hello. Hmm 547 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:15,560 What 548 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,000 you done?Nothing. 549 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,240 That pie is old. Don't think pretty good 550 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,920 to me. How's the call going? 551 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,000 What did old dum-dum have to say?He 552 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,880 gave the part to Jackie Tennant. Oh, fuck 553 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,480 she's good. It just doesn't make any 554 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,560 sense. I watched that show. Did you see 555 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,160 the finale last year?She... I 556 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,720 get emotional just thinking about it. He 557 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,480 hates famous people. Yeah, she's also 558 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,160 very talented. Oh, my God. 559 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,760 AhAre you okay?I just -- I feel... 560 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,560 I feel... I... 561 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,280 What you feel?I don't... I don't know. 562 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,720 This doesn't feel good. Yeah, you look a 563 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,320 little sweaty too. You gonna throw up? 564 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,720 Yeah. Yeah, I really feel that. Okay. 565 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,440 So stupid. What 566 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,320 are you doing?No, no, 567 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,440 no Those are my mothers! Even better. 568 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,360 Monster, don't... 569 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,560 What is wrong with you?Your turn. 570 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,800 Laura, try one. 571 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,360 Trust me, you'll feel better. Stop 572 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,840 holding it in. Do it. 573 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,040 Come on. Come on Yeah! How'd 574 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,520 that feel?It actually felt good. Feels 575 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,440 pretty good, huhYeah. Yeah, good oven. 576 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,880 Give me another one. 577 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,320 Okay. Oh, yeah! Oh, 578 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,920 my God. Hey, you're being bad. 579 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,760 You're in trouble. Oh, it's on now. Oh, 580 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,080 my God. 581 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:01,440 No, 582 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:06,920 no, noThis 583 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,560 is the last 584 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,400 time. It's your time. No. Miss. Miss. Oh. 585 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,680 You're a mess. You're a mess. 586 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,640 Two weeks have gone by fast. 587 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,560 Really?In two weeks? 588 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,280 Yeah. I 589 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,360 guess, uh.. it's my 590 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,320 time. I should... 591 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,880 get out. Pack my shit 592 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,600 No, noI remember all-- In the pavement. I 593 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,720 remember those things that I set up. 594 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,560 Thank you for reminding me. Uh-huh 595 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,400 So, uh.. I better 596 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,280 get on that. 597 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,080 Stay. 598 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,320 Only. Only if you want to. 599 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,000 Okay. 600 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,640 I'm sorry. I just -- Is anybody sitting 601 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,040 here?Yeah. No, No I mean, no. Yes. Uh, 602 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,520 that's you. Yeah, you are. Oh, okay, 603 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,600 great. We're sitting there. Hi, 604 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,240 I'm -- I'm Lori. Oh, sorry. Uh, 605 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,480 I'm I'm Laura,Lori, you are Lori. It's so 606 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,680 nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I 607 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,200 know who you are. Can I ask you a 608 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,280 question?Uh, yes, does my hair look 609 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,760 insane?It's like so windy outside. 610 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,280 Um, yeah, it looks insane. 611 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,440 Oh, no, it does. It's going good. 612 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,480 You look flawless. Shabbat shalom, 613 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,360 fuckers Hi. HiI 614 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,920 texted you. Sorry. 615 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,560 Look, it's famed director Jacob Sullivan. 616 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,040 You gonna behave yourself today, Maisie?I 617 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,840 hear you. Hi, Laura. 618 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,960 Hey. Hi. Don McBride, 619 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,680 stage manager. I'll be managing. You know 620 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,720 what I'm managing. Reading starts in 621 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,800 five, five, five... 622 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,800 We cannot all succeed 623 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,600 when half of us are held back. 624 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,840 Malala Yousafzai. 625 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,880 thought I'd start with a quote. 626 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,320 Hello. Welcome to the 627 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,280 first rehearsal of House of Good Women. 628 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,760 This piece, 629 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,320 as stated in the title, is, 630 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,360 uh.. a love letter to women. 631 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,520 It's an acknowledgement, an 632 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,840 acknowledgement of the terrible 633 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,240 burdenthat society places on 634 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,000 women and a 635 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,520 tribute to the 636 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,360 strength and the 637 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,760 courage that 638 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,120 women use to 639 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,640 overcome that oppression. 640 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,560 But before we get started on the 641 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,040 read-through, I want to introduce 642 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,920 our leading lady, the 643 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,240 incandescent, the 644 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,960 brilliant Jackie Denon. 645 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,600 as Laurie Francis. Thank you, 646 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,600 Jackie, for being here. 647 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:15,440 Right. 648 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:47,960 Yeah! 649 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,440 You haven't followed our rules, Lord. I 650 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,440 know, headmaster. There are certain... 651 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,560 Wait. I've got everything 652 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:11,600 that you can make 653 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:14,280 us. I'm talking 654 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,640 love. Well, I'm 655 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,920 talking. Wonderful. Thank you all so 656 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,840 much. Don't forget to send your conflict 657 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,800 dates to Dawn. Oh, and more 658 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,520 importantly,The theater is having a 659 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,640 Halloween party here on Saturday, and 660 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,800 we're all invited. 661 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,000 Fun. I can 662 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,680 bring like 10, 20 people. What? 663 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,920 Hey. HeyUh, your first table. 664 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,440 How do you feel?Thanks. Yeah, it's 665 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,200 surreal. You're doing great already. Not 666 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,880 that I didn't even tell you that. Thank 667 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,720 you. Um, hey, I was I was 668 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,560 hoping we'd find a chance to talk. Oh, 669 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,520 sorry. No, no, you're okay. I was 670 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,920 wondering if I could snag you for a quick 671 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,720 second. Uh, yeah, sorry, being snagged. 672 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,800 Yeah. But maybe we can talk on Saturday. 673 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,880 You gonna go?Maybe we'll be there, maybe 674 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,960 we won't. Hey, Dawn, we're gonna steal 675 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,480 some costumes. It's not allowed. Yes, we 676 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,280 are. Wait, what were you 677 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,520 last year for Halloween again?Eleanor 678 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,640 Roosevelt. Oh, and the year before that? 679 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,480 Abraham Lincoln. Oh, God, Laura. 680 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,600 Oh, I think you should bring a date. No, 681 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,560 I don't think I'm ready for that. Yeah, 682 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,720 well, I'm bringing one. It's this weird 683 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,800 guy that I met at karate last week. He's 684 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,400 kind of, like, stressed, but I like it. 685 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:38,560 What 686 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,120 do you think?Oh, my God, no. What? 687 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,600 No solicitations, please. Uh-huh, 688 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:55,280 very funny. 689 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,960 What's happening?Um.. 690 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,280 You got any plans tonight?Wouldn't you 691 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:06,880 like to know? 692 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,200 No, I have no plans. What's up?Well, 693 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,400 there's this Halloween party at the 694 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,160 theater, and I was thinking... 695 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,720 Says you're already dressed for the 696 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,600 occasion that maybe you'd like to come 697 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,120 with me. Are you guys gonna be out on a 698 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,600 date?No. 699 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,320 NoWell, 700 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,840 I'm not gonna leave the house. Why not? 701 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,320 Because I'm a monster, for one thing, and 702 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,320 also I don't wanna hang out with your 703 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,480 ex-boyfriend and a bunch of musical 704 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,920 theater dorks. Well, I'm a musical 705 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,120 theater dork. Why don't you just stay 706 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,960 here?It'll be fun. We can fuck around 707 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,040 with trick-or-treaters all night. Well, 708 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,320 the whole cast is going, so... Oh, well, 709 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,160 in that case... Please... Limp dick fuck 710 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,240 face has enough friends. Stop calling him 711 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,760 that. What are you gonna do?Kiss his ass 712 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:54,720 all night, then come home and throw a 713 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:56,320 pity party for yourself?I'm not gonna 714 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,320 come home and throw myself a pity party. 715 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,040 Yeah, right. Please. I said 716 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,760 no! Fine. 717 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,280 Fine. Fine. Fine. I'll go alone. Yeah, 718 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:07,760 you do that. 719 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,080 Can you get out of my room?'Cause I need 720 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,520 to change. I'm going to 721 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,880 make a salad anyway. 722 00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:56,140 Hi. Hi 723 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:03,280 You look good. What? 724 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,640 Is it too much?No. 725 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:08,960 You look nice. 726 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:14,520 Thank you. Um.. 727 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:20,400 HmmYou know, you could... 728 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,120 Still... I should... Probably 729 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,360 just... Yeah, right. Uh, well, 730 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:31,520 have a good night. 731 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,600 Laura, Merry 732 00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,560 Christmas. That's just a 733 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,200 joke. It's 734 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,920 Dawn. Yeah. I 735 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,720 know. You look great, Dawn. I really-- I 736 00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:11,280 really like your costume. Really?Yeah. 737 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,080 YeahYeah 738 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,120 Good costume to you, too. She doesn't 739 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,040 want to talk to you, Dawn. 740 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:30,480 Cora. 741 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,200 Wow. Wow to you too, 742 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,600 my liege. He looks great. 743 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,960 Hey, Jackie. Wow, 744 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,960 your costume is lit. 745 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,680 You look so beautiful. Ohh You really do. 746 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:50,560 Thank you. 747 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,760 So do you. Oh, thanks. Equally, equally 748 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,240 as beautiful. 749 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,200 Um, should we-- do you guys want a drink? 750 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,640 I'll get us drinks. You get a beer. You 751 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,800 get a beer. I'll be right back. OK. Thank 752 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:11,600 you. You do seem like you're friends now. 753 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,000 That's great. Yeah, we actually grabbed a 754 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,480 bite before before the party. A 755 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,200 bite?Oh, fun. Yeah, yeahI 756 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:21,600 I like her. 757 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,840 Um, I I did want to say to-- 758 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,160 OK, guys. New beers for my new pals. 759 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,440 Cheers. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. 760 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,280 You came. I did. 761 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,040 What are you?I'm a business 762 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:09,520 monster. 763 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:13,200 Having fun. I'm 764 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,400 having a terrible time, actually. Yeah, 765 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,280 it's too bad. 766 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,840 Shit me. Take it out on the dance floor. 767 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:13,440 I've got 768 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:18,240 a song 769 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,480 to sing 770 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,720 About the joy you bring 771 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:43,600 me 772 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,400 And you gave me a 773 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,240 reason for living And who you 774 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,320 told me You told me 775 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,760 the meaning of giving 776 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,320 In the end, which is just the key 777 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,040 What you've given me Do you want me 778 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,400 to get out of here? 779 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,680 Yeah, uh.. I'm just-- I'm 780 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,320 gonna use the bathroom. I'll be right 781 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:52,640 back. 782 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:47,440 Stay here. 783 00:54:59,360 --> 00:54:59,760 Hello? 784 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:03,440 Someone there? 785 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:30,640 Of 786 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 course. Of course he wants to be with 787 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,360 her. I knew it. Of course he does. Oh, my 788 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,880 God. Do you think he saw us?Do you think 789 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,080 he saw me?Do you think he saw us?Who 790 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,120 cares if he saw us? 791 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:51,280 I feel bad. I feel so 792 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,440 bad. It's really bad. Stop feeling bad. 793 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,600 Why?Why did you have to hurt him like 794 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:56,600 that?Because he hurt you! 795 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,920 But I-- but I'm fine. I'm 796 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,560 okay. It's okay. I'm not an idiot. 797 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,000 She's famous. She's more talented 798 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,160 than me. She's more beautiful than me. 799 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,160 We're not together anymore. He doesn't 800 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,760 owe me anything. He doesn't owe me 801 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,320 anything. It's okay. I disagree! 802 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,160 I think it's specifically not okay. The 803 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,400 prick broke up with you when you were in 804 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,200 the hospital. Right after you had 805 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,120 surgery. Well-- He fucking 806 00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,840 abandoned you, and he doesn't owe you 807 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,800 anything?What the hell are you 808 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,200 actually talking about?Well, I'm talking 809 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,480 about -- And the musical?What about the 810 00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,560 musical?He wrote a role for you, yeah?He 811 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,640 told you it was yours, that he's gonna 812 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,600 make all your dreams come true?Is that 813 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,520 what he said?And then a moment later, it 814 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,520 got kind of tough?Huh 815 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,000 And he took it all away from you? 816 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,240 You did what you always do here, Laura. 817 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,600 You supported -- Yeah, look at me. You 818 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,840 supported him. You listened. 819 00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,920 did whatever you needed, whenever you 820 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,040 needed. And what he did?Am 821 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,920 I taking it all away from you just to 822 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,520 avoid facing you?That's not okay. But it 823 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,680 is -- That's not okay. It has to be okay. 824 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,000 It doesn't have to be okay. It has to be 825 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,560 okay. It doesn't have to be okay. It 826 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:13,880 does. It does. No, it doesn't. It's not 827 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:14,560 okay. 828 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,280 Laura, it's not okay. 829 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,360 It's not. 830 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,640 It's just not. 831 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,360 It's not okay. It's not okay. It's not 832 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,840 okay. It's not okay. It's 833 00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:49,140 not okay. 834 00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:55,260 It's not okay. 835 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,880 It's not OK. It's not OK. It's not 836 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,640 OK! It's not 837 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,240 OK! It's not OK! 838 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,400 It's not OK! 839 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,840 I could show the world how a smile 840 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,760 I could be planned 841 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,080 all up the way 842 00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,600 I could show the gray skies to 843 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:39,880 them 844 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,520 I could be a king here on the ground 845 00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:53,120 Humble or poor 846 00:58:59,440 --> 00:58:59,600 There's 847 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:08,000 nothing I couldn't do... Wow. 848 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,680 I said to say wow. That was awesome. 849 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,680 You got a lot of tricks up your sleeve. 54754

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