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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,425 --> 00:00:12,159 ♪ It's hot as hell ♪ 2 00:00:12,161 --> 00:00:13,961 ♪ it's a cold war ♪ 3 00:00:13,963 --> 00:00:17,131 ♪ tainted words I left so pure ♪ 4 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:19,500 ♪ do I walk away ♪ 5 00:00:19,502 --> 00:00:23,570 ♪ or let you in, let you in ♪ 6 00:00:23,572 --> 00:00:25,973 ♪ if I could give you advice ♪ 7 00:00:25,975 --> 00:00:27,341 ♪ just give up ♪ 8 00:00:27,343 --> 00:00:29,176 ♪ 'cause you don't want me ♪ 9 00:00:29,178 --> 00:00:30,611 ♪ to mess you up ♪ 10 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:33,380 ♪ but you won't believe ♪ 11 00:00:33,382 --> 00:00:37,518 ♪ I'm not the one ♪ 12 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,021 ♪ now saying that you're lovesick ♪ 13 00:00:41,023 --> 00:00:44,525 ♪ I don't have the cure ♪ 14 00:00:44,527 --> 00:00:48,295 ♪ it hurts so good to pick your poison ♪ 15 00:00:48,297 --> 00:00:51,565 ♪ when you're in pain, I enjoy it ♪ 16 00:00:51,567 --> 00:00:56,203 ♪ your hell is my paradise ♪ 17 00:00:56,205 --> 00:00:58,272 ♪ paradise ♪ 18 00:00:58,274 --> 00:01:02,009 ♪ when the sun goes down, it's time to play ♪ 19 00:01:02,011 --> 00:01:05,312 ♪ and you know that I won't go away ♪ 20 00:01:05,314 --> 00:01:10,284 ♪ your hell is my paradise ♪ 21 00:01:10,286 --> 00:01:12,453 ♪ so pick your poison tonight ♪ 22 00:01:12,455 --> 00:01:14,688 And last, I would just like to say 23 00:01:14,690 --> 00:01:18,325 good luck in this new chapter of our lives. 24 00:01:18,327 --> 00:01:20,060 Excuse the cliche, 25 00:01:20,062 --> 00:01:22,596 but they say that time flies when you're having fun. 26 00:01:22,598 --> 00:01:24,999 And I don't know about you guys, 27 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:30,437 but I have had the best time of my life here at Madison college. 28 00:01:30,439 --> 00:01:32,706 Now... 29 00:01:32,708 --> 00:01:34,308 Point me to the keg. 30 00:01:36,078 --> 00:01:38,712 ♪ Look in the mirror, mascara smeared ♪ 31 00:01:38,714 --> 00:01:40,314 ♪ sipping belvedere ♪ 32 00:01:40,316 --> 00:01:42,216 ♪ La La like a superstar ♪ 33 00:01:42,218 --> 00:01:45,419 ♪ stunner shades, oh, it's so cliche ♪ 34 00:01:45,421 --> 00:01:46,420 ♪ she's no grenade ♪ 35 00:01:46,422 --> 00:01:48,055 What a douche. 36 00:01:48,057 --> 00:01:50,257 - Bring it in here, girls. - Why do I get the feeling 37 00:01:50,259 --> 00:01:52,192 we'll be calling Bob senator one day? 38 00:01:52,194 --> 00:01:54,728 In 20 years, that guy's gonna be the president. 39 00:01:54,730 --> 00:01:56,597 Everybody's having a good time. 40 00:01:56,599 --> 00:01:59,066 I'm already having a good time. 41 00:02:00,368 --> 00:02:02,069 - Dude. - Hey! 42 00:02:02,071 --> 00:02:03,704 Don't start with me. 43 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:06,340 Look, the first semester, she was totally single, 44 00:02:06,342 --> 00:02:08,776 and you were actually the first person to meet her. 45 00:02:08,778 --> 00:02:11,779 Yeah, I know. I know I blew it, okay? 46 00:02:11,781 --> 00:02:14,281 I mean, usually I got pretty good game. 47 00:02:14,283 --> 00:02:17,418 But, you know, I get around Elizabeth and I get all loopy. 48 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:19,219 Yeah, well... 49 00:02:19,221 --> 00:02:21,088 Speaking of game, how'd the breakup go with Rosie? 50 00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:22,423 What do you mean, how'd it go? 51 00:02:22,425 --> 00:02:24,358 - She kicked me in the nuts. - Ooh. Were you wearing? 52 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,626 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 53 00:02:25,628 --> 00:02:27,094 - You had to know that was coming. - Oh, yeah. 54 00:02:27,096 --> 00:02:29,196 - Oh, here she comes. - Hi, guys. 55 00:02:29,198 --> 00:02:30,697 Hey! 56 00:02:30,699 --> 00:02:32,599 - Hi. - Hey. 57 00:02:32,601 --> 00:02:34,201 What are you guys talking about? 58 00:02:34,203 --> 00:02:35,803 - Baseball and... - Oh. 59 00:02:35,805 --> 00:02:37,671 - Guy stuff? - Yeah. 60 00:02:37,673 --> 00:02:39,773 - So macho. - Yeah. 61 00:02:39,775 --> 00:02:42,276 Yeah, let me get... who wants a beer? 62 00:02:42,278 --> 00:02:43,844 - Yeah, I'll have... - Beer? Two beers, three beers? 63 00:02:43,846 --> 00:02:46,513 I'm okay. Thank you. 64 00:02:46,515 --> 00:02:49,683 So... Tomorrow's graduation. 65 00:02:49,685 --> 00:02:51,351 It's crazy, right? 66 00:02:51,353 --> 00:02:53,253 I know, right? It's like four years 67 00:02:53,255 --> 00:02:55,322 - went by like that. - Yeah. 68 00:02:55,324 --> 00:02:57,791 You should fly to visit me in San Diego. 69 00:02:57,793 --> 00:02:58,625 Mm... 70 00:02:58,627 --> 00:03:00,394 Yeah, I don't know. 71 00:03:00,396 --> 00:03:03,330 You don't... you don't know if you wanna come see me? 72 00:03:03,332 --> 00:03:05,732 No, no, it's not... it's not what you think. 73 00:03:05,734 --> 00:03:08,402 It's... You know. What I told you. 74 00:03:08,404 --> 00:03:11,839 - Oh, the claustrophobia stuff. - Yes, I... 75 00:03:11,841 --> 00:03:13,807 I kinda thought you were kidding about that. 76 00:03:13,809 --> 00:03:15,375 No. I don't kid about that. 77 00:03:15,377 --> 00:03:17,611 I thought it was just elevators and things like that. 78 00:03:17,613 --> 00:03:21,113 Yeah, it is, but then it kicks in pretty good about 35,000 feet. 79 00:03:21,156 --> 00:03:24,159 The whole fear of plunging to a fiery, screaming death 80 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:26,854 - tends to amplify it a bit. - Right. 81 00:03:26,856 --> 00:03:28,422 We can talk about something else. 82 00:03:28,424 --> 00:03:31,358 Sure. But I do want you to come visit me. 83 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,560 - Okay. - Lizzie! 84 00:03:33,562 --> 00:03:36,363 Um, hold on one second. 85 00:03:36,365 --> 00:03:39,566 I guess maybe one regret that I have is that, 86 00:03:39,568 --> 00:03:43,270 you know, with all the stupid boyfriends and girlfriends 87 00:03:43,272 --> 00:03:48,242 that we both had that you and I never gave it a shot. 88 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:51,211 Let's make a deal, Mitch. 89 00:03:51,213 --> 00:03:54,715 In ten years, if we haven't married other people, 90 00:03:54,717 --> 00:03:58,619 we marry each other. What do you say? 91 00:03:58,621 --> 00:04:01,722 Lizzie! We're gonna leave without you. 92 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:03,590 Okay. Hold on. 93 00:04:03,592 --> 00:04:06,727 - What do you say? - Sure! 94 00:04:06,729 --> 00:04:10,464 - I love you so much, Mitch. - I love you too. 95 00:04:11,799 --> 00:04:14,468 Okay. I'll see you soon. 96 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:16,803 Okay. 97 00:04:16,805 --> 00:04:19,473 - Bye. - Bye. 98 00:04:22,577 --> 00:04:24,778 Huh? So? 99 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:26,446 How'd it go? 100 00:04:26,448 --> 00:04:31,285 To be honest, I think I just got engaged. 101 00:04:32,887 --> 00:04:35,589 Now listen, I know what you're all thinking. 102 00:04:35,591 --> 00:04:38,225 Yeah, right, he's gonna wait ten years to marry her. 103 00:04:38,227 --> 00:04:40,861 I will admit, I did think about it. 104 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:42,429 For about a month. 105 00:04:42,431 --> 00:04:45,732 Now, as you can see, when I go on the first date, 106 00:04:45,734 --> 00:04:47,801 I got it down pretty good. I mean, 107 00:04:47,803 --> 00:04:50,504 look at the way they laugh at my jokes. 108 00:04:50,506 --> 00:04:51,872 You can't fake that. 109 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:54,308 Although with women, you never really can tell. 110 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,944 But first date... I'm king. 111 00:04:56,946 --> 00:04:59,546 When we get a little deeper in the relationship... 112 00:04:59,548 --> 00:05:02,583 Mitch, this is the best birthday dinner ever. 113 00:05:02,585 --> 00:05:04,585 You'd better be careful, mister. 114 00:05:04,587 --> 00:05:07,921 I might just use the "I" word tonight. That's when things go kablooey. 115 00:05:07,923 --> 00:05:10,257 It's your birthday? 116 00:05:12,528 --> 00:05:14,962 Don't ever call me again. 117 00:05:14,964 --> 00:05:19,433 For the last time, my name is Eleanor, not Elizabeth, jerk! 118 00:05:20,602 --> 00:05:24,004 Well, ten years later, I'm still single. 119 00:05:24,006 --> 00:05:26,873 And I heard that Elizabeth already got married, 120 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:30,477 so I guess it's just not meant to be. 121 00:05:37,452 --> 00:05:39,453 Okay. 122 00:05:39,455 --> 00:05:41,288 This is from me. 123 00:05:42,423 --> 00:05:45,525 - Thank you, Karen. - Happy Birthday, Mitch. 124 00:05:45,527 --> 00:05:47,561 Thank you. Oh, my gosh. 125 00:05:47,563 --> 00:05:51,398 Oh, come on. Look at that. 126 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,767 Nice watch. What'd that run you? 127 00:05:53,769 --> 00:05:56,336 Easy! Thank you, Karen. 128 00:05:56,338 --> 00:05:57,904 You're welcome. 129 00:05:57,906 --> 00:06:02,542 Seriously, I, uh, I feel truly blessed to have friends like you. 130 00:06:02,544 --> 00:06:05,312 Are these wonderful gifts are just too much, so... 131 00:06:05,314 --> 00:06:07,581 - You're welcome! - Thank you. 132 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:10,317 Most of you. 133 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:13,620 Is this a party, or what? 134 00:06:14,757 --> 00:06:16,390 Look at you! You made it! 135 00:06:16,392 --> 00:06:18,292 Hey, dude, I took the last ferry from Montauk, 136 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,327 - got here in no time. - And yet, you never visit. 137 00:06:20,329 --> 00:06:23,730 - Nice hat. - Thank you very much. 138 00:06:23,732 --> 00:06:27,467 This is my good friend Dave Breem from college, everybody. 139 00:06:27,469 --> 00:06:30,504 This a birthday party or a funeral? 140 00:06:30,506 --> 00:06:31,638 - Come on! - Funeral. 141 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,508 Hey, hey, hey, easy. Now, who scored this month's bonus 142 00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:36,710 and is picking up tonight's check, huh? 143 00:06:36,712 --> 00:06:39,079 - To Mitch. - To Mitch. 144 00:06:39,081 --> 00:06:40,447 - Thank you very much. - Salud. 145 00:06:40,449 --> 00:06:41,882 Waitress! 146 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:44,051 Another round. Cheap stuff? 147 00:06:44,053 --> 00:06:46,353 Good night, ladies! 148 00:06:46,355 --> 00:06:51,425 Hey, guys, it's last call. Would you like anything else before I close out your tab? 149 00:06:51,427 --> 00:06:53,860 No, I think just the check, thanks. 150 00:06:53,862 --> 00:06:55,028 Uh, um... 151 00:06:55,030 --> 00:06:59,099 I would like to buy me and my buddy two shots of whiskey. 152 00:06:59,401 --> 00:07:02,069 Why don't you, uh... Keep the change? 153 00:07:02,071 --> 00:07:03,970 Huh? 154 00:07:03,972 --> 00:07:06,373 You always know the right thing to do, man. 155 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:08,775 That is because I'm the Ying to your Yang. 156 00:07:08,777 --> 00:07:09,876 Oh! 157 00:07:09,878 --> 00:07:11,845 What? Oh, my... dude. 158 00:07:11,847 --> 00:07:13,013 Happy Birthday. 159 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:15,115 - Come on! - Mm-hmm. 160 00:07:15,117 --> 00:07:17,017 You kept this? 161 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,852 Ten years, man. How you holding up? 162 00:07:18,854 --> 00:07:21,655 Eh. 163 00:07:21,657 --> 00:07:22,923 Man, if she only waited, 164 00:07:22,925 --> 00:07:26,393 we would have been great together. 165 00:07:26,395 --> 00:07:28,028 Yeah, I know. 166 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:30,030 Eh. Stupid to think a girl like her 167 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:32,532 can go ten years and not find somebody. 168 00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:34,368 I mean, it's not like I didn't try. 169 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,670 I mean, I scoured the Internet, you know? 170 00:07:36,672 --> 00:07:38,972 Facebook, Twitter... nothing. 171 00:07:38,974 --> 00:07:40,674 This woman's off the grid. Thank you. 172 00:07:40,676 --> 00:07:43,009 Well, what if I told you... 173 00:07:43,011 --> 00:07:45,011 oh, my God, who ordered the cabo? 174 00:07:45,013 --> 00:07:47,547 Seriously, I said bottom shelf, guys! 175 00:07:47,549 --> 00:07:49,816 You know what? I bet you it was damn Carl. 176 00:07:49,818 --> 00:07:51,151 Dude, would you stop? In two seconds, 177 00:07:51,153 --> 00:07:52,753 you're not even gonna care about that. 178 00:07:52,755 --> 00:07:53,954 Yeah, that I'd like. 179 00:07:53,956 --> 00:07:55,422 Then this you'll love. 180 00:07:55,424 --> 00:07:57,157 - You sitting down? - Yeah, Dave. 181 00:07:57,159 --> 00:07:59,126 - I'm sitting down. - Okay, okay. 182 00:07:59,128 --> 00:08:02,462 She never got married. 183 00:08:02,464 --> 00:08:04,798 - No way. - Yes, way! 184 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,867 No, no, no, 'cause I read in the alumni mag... 185 00:08:06,869 --> 00:08:08,568 are you messing with me? 186 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:10,837 - I'm not messing with you. - Don't mess with me. 187 00:08:10,839 --> 00:08:12,839 I'm not messing with you. In fact, I'm trying to help you. 188 00:08:12,841 --> 00:08:14,741 I read the same thing too. But I called the alumni office. 189 00:08:14,743 --> 00:08:16,476 She never got married. 190 00:08:16,478 --> 00:08:19,446 This is her last known address in San Diego. 191 00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:22,816 San Diego. 192 00:08:22,818 --> 00:08:24,684 Happy Birthday! 193 00:08:24,686 --> 00:08:26,553 - It's meant to be, man! - This might be meant to be. 194 00:08:26,555 --> 00:08:28,989 - This is really meant to be. - This might be meant to be. 195 00:08:28,991 --> 00:08:31,158 I'll drink to that. 196 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,860 - Mmm! - Oh, my God. 197 00:08:33,862 --> 00:08:35,862 - Ugh... - Give me my change! 198 00:08:35,864 --> 00:08:38,598 Dude, there's such better Mexican in this town. 199 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,534 Why do you keep going to this dump? 200 00:08:40,536 --> 00:08:42,102 'Cause it's got... it's fiesta hour. 201 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,737 We got, you know, free drinks. 202 00:08:43,739 --> 00:08:45,005 Uhh... But it's... ugh. 203 00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:47,474 So what are you gonna do? 204 00:08:47,476 --> 00:08:49,209 Be honest? 205 00:08:49,211 --> 00:08:52,646 Probably same thing I've always done... nothing. 206 00:08:52,648 --> 00:08:54,448 Can I be honest? 207 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,017 That's stupid, man. Come on... go after the girl! 208 00:08:57,019 --> 00:09:01,054 She lives a long way away, and I am terrified of flying. 209 00:09:01,056 --> 00:09:03,089 Then drive. 210 00:09:03,091 --> 00:09:04,991 What about my job? 211 00:09:04,993 --> 00:09:06,793 - You hate your job. - What about my fish? 212 00:09:06,795 --> 00:09:09,129 - I'll feed your fish. - What about my plants? 213 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,698 - I'll water 'em. - What if she 214 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,834 - doesn't love me back? - Well, what if she 215 00:09:13,836 --> 00:09:15,035 - love me back? - All right. 216 00:09:15,037 --> 00:09:17,070 You're an animal. 217 00:09:17,072 --> 00:09:19,039 Come on, man. What if she does? 218 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:23,710 You'll never know unless you get in this car and go find out. 219 00:09:26,682 --> 00:09:27,781 Yo, yo! 220 00:09:27,783 --> 00:09:29,049 Thanks for the cocktails! 221 00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:30,817 - Carl? - Yeah. 222 00:09:30,819 --> 00:09:32,586 - Douche. - Douche. 223 00:09:32,588 --> 00:09:34,187 We're heading to Val's. You and your buddy wanna come? 224 00:09:34,189 --> 00:09:36,089 Yeah, Mitch, come on. Come for a night cap. 225 00:09:36,091 --> 00:09:38,792 Yeah, Mitch. Come! 226 00:09:40,495 --> 00:09:42,729 I'm gonna have to pass. 227 00:09:42,731 --> 00:09:44,097 What, do you got something better to do? 228 00:09:44,099 --> 00:09:47,133 Yes, I do. 229 00:09:47,135 --> 00:09:49,536 I'm going to San Diego. 230 00:09:49,538 --> 00:09:51,972 Yeah! All right! 231 00:09:51,974 --> 00:09:54,774 I'll come. 232 00:09:55,943 --> 00:10:00,247 ♪ Riding a narrow road ♪ 233 00:10:00,249 --> 00:10:03,817 ♪ under skies so blue ♪ 234 00:10:03,819 --> 00:10:06,820 ♪ hiding that I am ♪ 235 00:10:06,822 --> 00:10:10,190 ♪ I'm searching for you ♪ 236 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:14,094 ♪ along the passersby ♪ 237 00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:17,664 ♪ I keep looking in vain ♪ 238 00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:19,966 ♪ day after day I ride ♪ 239 00:10:19,968 --> 00:10:25,906 ♪ towards the setting sun ♪ 240 00:10:25,908 --> 00:10:29,042 ♪ on the road traveled less ♪ 241 00:10:29,044 --> 00:10:32,178 Okay, so driving across country 242 00:10:32,180 --> 00:10:34,314 and just showing up at her place with no warning? 243 00:10:34,316 --> 00:10:36,016 Some people might think it's crazy. 244 00:10:36,018 --> 00:10:39,119 Or creepy. But I think it's romantic. 245 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,121 ♪ Toing and froing ♪ 246 00:10:41,123 --> 00:10:42,956 ♪ gotta get 'em now, gotta get your goal ♪ 247 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:46,059 ♪ gotta figure out what the hell you know on your own ♪ 248 00:10:46,061 --> 00:10:48,628 ♪ time to push the envelope, runnin' out of rope ♪ 249 00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:50,964 ♪ slipping down the slope, looking for answers ♪ 250 00:10:50,966 --> 00:10:52,799 ♪ I can't seem to find ♪ 251 00:10:52,801 --> 00:10:53,800 Bam. 252 00:10:53,802 --> 00:10:56,069 Uh! 253 00:10:56,071 --> 00:10:58,004 ♪ Hey ♪ 254 00:11:01,843 --> 00:11:03,276 ♪ hey ♪ 255 00:11:03,278 --> 00:11:05,645 ♪ I'm wastin' my time ♪ 256 00:11:05,647 --> 00:11:08,181 ♪ get some more of the story ♪ 257 00:11:08,183 --> 00:11:11,351 ♪ into the grind ♪ 258 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:15,155 ♪ gotta get 'em now, gotta get your goal ♪ 259 00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:16,823 ♪ gotta figure out... ♪ 260 00:11:47,188 --> 00:11:50,657 Wow, you're a long way away from home. 261 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:55,161 - Hey, there. - Uh, hi. 262 00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:57,831 - Where ya headed? - Uh, San Diego. 263 00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:01,034 You look exhausted. How long you been driving? 264 00:12:01,036 --> 00:12:03,136 Sheesh. About 11 hours. 265 00:12:03,138 --> 00:12:05,105 What's your name, patriot? 266 00:12:05,107 --> 00:12:06,339 - Mitch. - Hey, Mitch. 267 00:12:06,341 --> 00:12:08,174 Nice to meet ya. I'm Laura. 268 00:12:08,176 --> 00:12:10,777 - Hi. - You know, I run 269 00:12:10,779 --> 00:12:12,846 a bed and breakfast just up the road. 270 00:12:12,848 --> 00:12:15,181 Oh, well, uh... That's okay. 271 00:12:15,183 --> 00:12:17,384 Come on. I didn't meant to startle ya. 272 00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:20,220 But you just look too cute not to meet. 273 00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:23,023 I got a nice bed and a hot shower. 274 00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:24,924 I was even gonna cook. 275 00:12:24,926 --> 00:12:26,693 You like spicy? 276 00:12:26,695 --> 00:12:29,162 Yeah, I don't know. 277 00:12:30,831 --> 00:12:33,266 Mmm. Oh, my gosh. 278 00:12:33,268 --> 00:12:35,669 That was fantastic. 279 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,804 - Thank you. - That's sweet. 280 00:12:37,806 --> 00:12:39,739 - There's more if you like. - After 11 hours of driving 281 00:12:39,741 --> 00:12:42,175 and three glasses of wine and a meal like that... 282 00:12:42,177 --> 00:12:44,778 Just point me to bed. I am done. 283 00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:47,981 Mmm. Bed. That sounds real nice. 284 00:12:47,983 --> 00:12:49,349 Oh... 285 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,118 You really are cute. 286 00:12:57,793 --> 00:12:59,092 Don't move. 287 00:12:59,094 --> 00:13:01,728 Wh... 288 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,830 hello. 289 00:13:03,832 --> 00:13:05,732 Oh, hey, Rudy. 290 00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:07,000 It's my brother. 291 00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:08,935 It'll just be a sec. 292 00:13:08,937 --> 00:13:10,737 - Okay. - Really? 293 00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:13,039 That's kinda last minute. 294 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,842 But I have a guest here. 295 00:13:16,944 --> 00:13:19,979 All right, I'll see ya in a bit. 296 00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:24,851 My brother and his friends get together once a week 297 00:13:24,853 --> 00:13:28,054 and they lost their usual place, so... 298 00:13:28,056 --> 00:13:30,123 He asked if he could come here. 299 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,992 But I said he had to be real quiet. 300 00:13:32,994 --> 00:13:33,494 Um... 301 00:13:39,901 --> 00:13:42,402 I'll just... 302 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,738 - Probably... - Okay. 303 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,439 Who is she, and what's her name? 304 00:13:46,441 --> 00:13:49,042 What do you mean? 305 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:50,944 Uh... 306 00:13:50,946 --> 00:13:52,412 Elizabeth. 307 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:55,949 I haven't seen her since college, and we made this pact back then 308 00:13:55,951 --> 00:13:57,784 that if we weren't married in ten years, 309 00:13:57,786 --> 00:13:59,285 we were gonna marry each other. 310 00:13:59,287 --> 00:14:04,324 So here it is ten years later, and, uh... I'm gonna track her down. 311 00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:09,095 You made the old friend college ten-year pact? 312 00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:11,364 Sounds kinda dumb when you say it like that. 313 00:14:11,366 --> 00:14:13,066 No, it is kinda dumb. 314 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:16,302 Maybe, but... I have to try. 315 00:14:16,304 --> 00:14:20,473 Are you sure? 316 00:14:20,475 --> 00:14:23,910 If I had a nickel for every time a beautiful woman like yourself 317 00:14:23,912 --> 00:14:26,980 tried to take me to bed, including right now... 318 00:14:26,982 --> 00:14:28,148 You'd have a nickel? 319 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,482 Maybe a dime. 320 00:14:29,484 --> 00:14:33,853 Well, she's lucky to have you, even if she doesn't know it. 321 00:14:33,855 --> 00:14:35,355 Thank you. 322 00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:39,559 I would love to find some guy to take me away from this life. 323 00:14:39,561 --> 00:14:42,796 You? I'm sure you have plenty of offers. 324 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,231 I seem to be attracted to losers. 325 00:14:47,335 --> 00:14:49,035 Wait a minute. 326 00:14:49,037 --> 00:14:51,838 Did she just call me a loser? 327 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,374 I haven't felt that awkward since my first day of college. 328 00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,112 - Here we go. - Whoop! Yeah. 329 00:14:59,114 --> 00:15:00,580 - College! - All right! 330 00:15:00,582 --> 00:15:04,050 Got in. 331 00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:09,155 - Mitch. - Oh. 332 00:15:09,157 --> 00:15:11,191 - I'm Dave. - Hey. 333 00:15:11,193 --> 00:15:13,126 - Cool! - Okay, all right. 334 00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:15,094 This'll work. 335 00:15:17,131 --> 00:15:20,166 Now that that's settled, I'm gonna go take a whiz. 336 00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:22,569 - College! - College. 337 00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:42,621 O-ma-o-ma-my-ma... 338 00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:53,166 O-ma-o-ma-my-ma... 339 00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:55,134 What the f... 340 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:07,213 Aah! Ohh! 341 00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:10,149 Ohh! 342 00:16:10,151 --> 00:16:12,185 Mitch? 343 00:16:12,187 --> 00:16:15,922 A-are you all right? 344 00:16:15,924 --> 00:16:17,891 I'm fine. 345 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,092 Thank you. 346 00:16:19,094 --> 00:16:23,029 I thought I heard a crash in there. 347 00:16:23,031 --> 00:16:24,964 Uh... 348 00:16:24,966 --> 00:16:27,533 I just dropped some change on the table. 349 00:16:27,535 --> 00:16:29,135 I'm good. 350 00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,671 Honey, can you open the door, please? 351 00:16:31,673 --> 00:16:33,206 Ohh... 352 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,475 Coming. 353 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:38,177 Ohh... Ooh. 354 00:16:42,016 --> 00:16:45,051 See? All good. 355 00:16:45,053 --> 00:16:48,388 Actually, I'm glad you're awake. 356 00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:50,523 Oh, really? 357 00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:53,092 My brother and his friends are outside, 358 00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:56,062 - and he'd like to meet you. - Your brother what? 359 00:16:56,064 --> 00:16:58,131 - He'd like to meet you. - Do you think 360 00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:00,566 that's a good idea? I mean, he seems... 361 00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:03,303 Pretty busy with the boys and all. 362 00:17:03,305 --> 00:17:07,206 Laura! Get your sorry butt out here with your friend now. 363 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,375 Rudy, don't push me! 364 00:17:09,377 --> 00:17:13,980 Mitch is getting dressed and will be out in a minute! 365 00:17:13,982 --> 00:17:15,982 - Sorry. - That's okay. 366 00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:19,152 If you could... If you could just get dressed 367 00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:23,456 and come out with me, it would be really great. 368 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,425 I'll be out in a sec. 369 00:17:25,427 --> 00:17:27,994 Okay. 370 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,531 I'm dead! 371 00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:37,370 I knew about you as soon as I met you. 372 00:17:37,372 --> 00:17:39,238 As did I you, sir. 373 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,374 - Sir. - Sir? 374 00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:42,575 Well, look out, everybody. 375 00:17:42,577 --> 00:17:44,544 Here comes sir Rudy! 376 00:17:49,016 --> 00:17:52,585 Well, I gotta get going. Got a long drive ahead of me. 377 00:17:52,587 --> 00:17:56,022 Hey, listen, we are gonna be out in Zuma in the next couple weeks. 378 00:17:56,024 --> 00:17:57,557 If you need any help, you call. 379 00:17:57,559 --> 00:18:00,293 - Deal? - Deal. 380 00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:05,698 - ♪ Ah! ♪ - ♪ Ah! ♪ 381 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,600 And thanks for that all-American burger. 382 00:18:07,602 --> 00:18:10,036 You're welcome. 383 00:18:10,038 --> 00:18:12,772 I know he can be an obnoxious jerk. 384 00:18:12,774 --> 00:18:15,408 - But he's my brother. - It's family. 385 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:19,012 Hey, Laura, thank you for everything. 386 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:23,182 - And take care of yourself. - You too, darling. 387 00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:24,650 Now, go find Elizabeth. 388 00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:31,791 Have your friend call me. 389 00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:34,627 Will do. 390 00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:38,798 ♪ So hot, look at that body ♪ 391 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,600 ♪ ooh, girl ♪ 392 00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:43,102 ♪ I'm gonna do something naughty ♪ 393 00:18:44,472 --> 00:18:46,072 Strawberries and cream. 394 00:18:46,074 --> 00:18:47,440 ♪ If you know this... ♪ 395 00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:49,208 Listen, babe, wait. 396 00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:52,311 Yello? 397 00:18:52,313 --> 00:18:53,413 Hey, man. 398 00:18:53,415 --> 00:18:55,648 Oh, hey, man! Where are you? 399 00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:57,583 - Texas. - Texas? 400 00:18:57,585 --> 00:19:01,754 Only two things in Texas... and you're not a steer. 401 00:19:01,756 --> 00:19:04,057 How's it going? You got a number for me? 402 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,626 Sorry, but you're really... Not gonna like this. 403 00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:08,394 Aw, dude, after the night I had, 404 00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:10,797 it's not even gonna matter. Just shoot. 405 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:14,567 Yeah, she doesn't live in, um, San Diego. 406 00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:17,170 She lives in Hawaii. Hawaii? 407 00:19:17,172 --> 00:19:19,172 Yeah, dude, Hawaii. But look, you can do this. 408 00:19:19,174 --> 00:19:21,107 How am I gonna get to Hawaii? 409 00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:22,742 - Is there a boat? - No, dude. 410 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,677 Not unless you want to spend $5,000. 411 00:19:24,679 --> 00:19:26,279 But you can take a flight. 412 00:19:28,783 --> 00:19:31,084 What the... 413 00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:34,120 I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. 414 00:19:34,122 --> 00:19:36,155 I will book you... come here. I'll book you a ticket. 415 00:19:36,157 --> 00:19:39,792 Right there. Perfect, baby, just... all right, look, just book it. 416 00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:43,529 And I got the number of a smoking hot woman I'll give you, okay? 417 00:19:43,531 --> 00:19:45,364 Oh, really? One sec. 418 00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:47,467 How hot? 419 00:19:47,469 --> 00:19:48,601 Just book the ticket. 420 00:19:48,603 --> 00:19:51,270 All right, okay. Guess what. 421 00:19:51,272 --> 00:19:53,706 All right, one second. Ooh... Pow! 422 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,808 All right, mm-hmm. 423 00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:58,845 You owe me $600. 424 00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:00,379 - Fine. - Call you back. 425 00:20:00,381 --> 00:20:03,382 I'm in the middle of something. Safe flight. 426 00:20:03,384 --> 00:20:05,218 Ooh! Hit me one time. 427 00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:12,758 We got you in 21b. It's a middle seat. 428 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,694 Apologize. That's all we have. 429 00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:19,165 Have a good flight. Mahalo. 430 00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:21,801 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 431 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,270 Please make sure you are with your bags at all times. 432 00:20:24,272 --> 00:20:27,240 Do not leave bags unattended. 433 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,677 You okay? 434 00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:34,647 'Cause you don't look well. 435 00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:36,782 I-I don't like flying. 436 00:20:36,784 --> 00:20:39,652 Oh, God, me neither. It's just gross. 437 00:20:41,455 --> 00:20:43,322 Hey, look, uh... 438 00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:46,292 I was gonna pound half of this before the flight. 439 00:20:46,294 --> 00:20:49,695 No need to waste it. You wanna share? 440 00:20:49,697 --> 00:20:52,265 How'd you get that past security? 441 00:20:52,267 --> 00:20:55,301 I lifted it off a duty-free. 442 00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:59,405 Welcome to the Amarillo International Airport. 443 00:20:59,407 --> 00:21:04,410 For your safety, please obey the following airport guidelines. 444 00:21:04,412 --> 00:21:05,912 Drink deeply. 445 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:07,647 Yeah. 446 00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:13,486 Oh, my goodness. Come to daddy. 447 00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:14,820 Mm. 448 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:17,890 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 449 00:21:17,892 --> 00:21:20,660 Mm! Mm! 450 00:21:24,732 --> 00:21:27,333 - Oh, yeah, baby. - Thank you. 451 00:21:27,335 --> 00:21:29,702 Mm-hmm. 452 00:21:29,704 --> 00:21:31,304 You're welcome. 453 00:21:31,306 --> 00:21:32,972 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 454 00:21:32,974 --> 00:21:35,708 We are now boarding aloha flight 3345 455 00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:37,276 to Honolulu. 456 00:21:37,278 --> 00:21:39,745 Um... That's me. Is that you? 457 00:21:39,747 --> 00:21:42,215 - Uh, that's me. - Yah, that's us. 458 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,649 That's good. That's us. 459 00:21:43,651 --> 00:21:44,984 All right. 460 00:21:44,986 --> 00:21:48,821 All right. I'll, uh... See you on the plane. 461 00:21:50,457 --> 00:21:52,925 All righty. 462 00:21:52,927 --> 00:21:56,329 Keep that. It's for you. 463 00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:00,666 Boarding group 4. 464 00:22:00,668 --> 00:22:03,402 Only those passengers with a 4 on their boarding pass 465 00:22:03,404 --> 00:22:05,705 should come to the gate. 466 00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:09,008 Ah! We're going down! 467 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,977 I'm so sorry. It's my phone. 468 00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:13,779 I'm sorry. It's Dave. 469 00:22:13,781 --> 00:22:16,349 - Hello. - Dude, oh, good, I got you. 470 00:22:16,351 --> 00:22:18,317 - Where are you? - I'm boarding right now. 471 00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:19,852 No! Get off. I was wrong. 472 00:22:19,854 --> 00:22:21,921 Elizabeth is not in Hawaii. 473 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,724 She's... 474 00:22:24,726 --> 00:22:26,525 - Yeah. - Your pilot's drunk. 475 00:22:26,527 --> 00:22:28,494 - Don't get on the plane. - Where am I going? 476 00:22:28,496 --> 00:22:29,729 - She's in Pasadena. - Pasadena? 477 00:22:29,731 --> 00:22:32,031 You're welcome. 478 00:22:38,972 --> 00:22:42,308 - Morning. - Morning, honey. 479 00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:45,044 Anything in there that I need to know? 480 00:22:45,046 --> 00:22:47,947 Once again, not unless you like politics. 481 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,615 Mm, my favorite. 482 00:22:49,617 --> 00:22:51,751 I don't know how you read that day after day. 483 00:22:51,753 --> 00:22:53,486 Doesn't it drive you nuts? 484 00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:57,023 If you don't read about what's going on in this country, Elizabeth, 485 00:22:57,025 --> 00:23:00,359 how can you expect to be an educated voter? 486 00:23:00,361 --> 00:23:02,995 Vote? What's that? 487 00:23:02,997 --> 00:23:05,698 Mom, I'm kidding. God. 488 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:10,036 I was thinking of going over and taking in a movie today. 489 00:23:10,038 --> 00:23:12,004 - Care to join me? - I would love to, 490 00:23:12,006 --> 00:23:14,607 but I have an appointment with Mrs. Stanton and her kids. 491 00:23:14,609 --> 00:23:15,941 The family you sponsor? 492 00:23:15,943 --> 00:23:17,643 Yeah. They're part of my training. 493 00:23:17,645 --> 00:23:19,779 Three weeks, and then I'm a full-time social worker. 494 00:23:19,781 --> 00:23:21,380 And I have to go get ready for work. 495 00:23:21,382 --> 00:23:23,516 What time did they say buddy was gonna be ready? 496 00:23:23,518 --> 00:23:25,651 - 5:00. - Thank you. 497 00:23:25,653 --> 00:23:28,654 Turn on rush in the car. 498 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,941 She must be unlisted, 'cause I got nothing. 499 00:23:48,943 --> 00:23:52,044 No, I know, I tried... I tried everybody. 500 00:23:52,046 --> 00:23:53,913 What would you do... did you try Becky? 501 00:23:53,915 --> 00:23:56,015 Maybe you should give her a call. 502 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,450 - Oh, Becky? - Hey. 503 00:23:57,452 --> 00:23:59,685 That chick scares me. 504 00:23:59,687 --> 00:24:01,420 Ah... 505 00:24:01,422 --> 00:24:03,889 Yeah, try Becky and then get back to me, all right? 506 00:24:03,891 --> 00:24:06,625 - I'll text her. - Okay. 507 00:24:06,627 --> 00:24:08,894 - Take care, buddy. - Peace! 508 00:24:10,997 --> 00:24:12,465 - God! - Don't freak out. 509 00:24:12,467 --> 00:24:15,034 Whoa... whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 510 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:17,503 What the hell you doing with my girl? 511 00:24:17,505 --> 00:24:19,438 - I wasn't doing anything! - Shut up! 512 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,607 - J-just don't cut me. - I said shut up. 513 00:24:21,609 --> 00:24:23,409 Damn it, Eddie, just leave me alone. 514 00:24:23,411 --> 00:24:26,812 So, uh... How long this been going on? 515 00:24:26,814 --> 00:24:28,080 There's nothing going on. 516 00:24:28,082 --> 00:24:29,915 He gives me everything you don't. 517 00:24:29,917 --> 00:24:31,617 - What? - What? 518 00:24:31,619 --> 00:24:33,386 You just don't love me! 519 00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:35,588 So I don't love you, huh? 520 00:24:38,158 --> 00:24:40,493 Then what's this then? 521 00:24:40,495 --> 00:24:43,095 What the hell am I supposed to do with that? 522 00:24:43,097 --> 00:24:44,764 Fine. 523 00:24:44,766 --> 00:24:46,699 - Choke on it. - Hey! 524 00:24:46,701 --> 00:24:49,735 Is that how you want her to remember the big question? 525 00:24:49,737 --> 00:24:53,606 Listen, do you know how long some people wait their whole lives 526 00:24:53,608 --> 00:24:55,174 to be with the one person they love, 527 00:24:55,176 --> 00:24:57,543 and you two morons have found each other, 528 00:24:57,545 --> 00:25:01,881 and you're wasting precious time acting like children. 529 00:25:01,883 --> 00:25:03,816 Now, she obviously loves you 530 00:25:03,818 --> 00:25:06,452 if she's jumping in a car with a complete stranger... 531 00:25:06,454 --> 00:25:07,887 Right? 532 00:25:07,889 --> 00:25:10,089 - Right. - Looking to get your attention. 533 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,791 Now, he obviously loves you 534 00:25:11,793 --> 00:25:14,760 if he's willing to go to prison for life over you. 535 00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:16,796 Well, it'd probably be 10 to 12 for good behavior. 536 00:25:16,798 --> 00:25:21,066 The point is the two of you are right here right now, 537 00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:23,002 and you know what you want. 538 00:25:23,004 --> 00:25:24,737 I'm so sorry, baby. 539 00:25:24,739 --> 00:25:28,207 I just get worried you're gonna leave me. 540 00:25:29,743 --> 00:25:34,547 I love you so much, and I want you to be my one and only. 541 00:25:39,486 --> 00:25:43,756 Oh, Eddie, I just want you so bad right now. 542 00:25:43,758 --> 00:25:44,824 - Yeah? - Yeah. 543 00:25:44,826 --> 00:25:46,125 Why don't you hop back here 544 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,527 and give me some of that sweet-smelling sugar. 545 00:25:48,529 --> 00:25:51,897 I'm, uh... I'm gonna step out. 546 00:25:51,899 --> 00:25:53,999 Daddy's waiting for you, baby. 547 00:25:54,001 --> 00:25:55,768 ♪ New car, caviar ♪ 548 00:25:55,770 --> 00:25:57,136 ♪ living like a superstar ♪ 549 00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,904 ♪ she's no hater, just a taker ♪ 550 00:25:58,906 --> 00:26:00,506 ♪ bona fide love faker ♪ 551 00:26:00,508 --> 00:26:02,041 ♪ just a hard heart breaker ♪ 552 00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:03,742 ♪ looking for a money-maker ♪ 553 00:26:03,744 --> 00:26:05,110 ♪ hey ♪ 554 00:26:05,112 --> 00:26:06,912 I wouldn't know, but I imagine 555 00:26:06,914 --> 00:26:10,049 the sex right after a marriage proposal's pretty good. 556 00:26:10,051 --> 00:26:13,052 I just hope it's quick too. And not messy. 557 00:26:13,054 --> 00:26:15,521 ♪ Round, get that dirty money ♪ 558 00:26:15,523 --> 00:26:18,524 ♪ round, you'll never take it from me ♪ 559 00:26:18,526 --> 00:26:19,859 ♪ give her bling, diamond rings ♪ 560 00:26:19,861 --> 00:26:21,760 ♪ give her gold by the pound ♪ 561 00:26:21,762 --> 00:26:22,962 ♪ money money money money ♪ 562 00:26:22,964 --> 00:26:25,698 ♪ makes the girls go round ♪ 563 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,867 Four-letter word... 564 00:26:27,869 --> 00:26:31,904 For a female ending in "unt." 565 00:26:31,906 --> 00:26:33,772 Ha. Aunt. 566 00:26:33,774 --> 00:26:35,841 A-u-n-t. 567 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:40,779 Carter residence. 568 00:26:40,781 --> 00:26:41,780 Mrs. Carter. 569 00:26:41,782 --> 00:26:44,083 Yes. 570 00:26:44,085 --> 00:26:45,684 H-hello? 571 00:26:45,686 --> 00:26:46,952 H... 572 00:26:46,954 --> 00:26:48,521 hello? 573 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,956 Damn it. 574 00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:53,125 Yes? 575 00:26:53,127 --> 00:26:55,027 - Mrs. Carter... - Whatever you're selling, 576 00:26:55,029 --> 00:26:56,095 I'm not buying. 577 00:26:56,097 --> 00:26:58,130 But thank you for trying. 578 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,134 You on the cell phone, pull over now! 579 00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:10,576 Welcome to California. 580 00:27:27,862 --> 00:27:29,228 Hello. 581 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,163 Hi, Mrs. Carter. Please don't hang up. 582 00:27:31,165 --> 00:27:32,865 Who is this? Is this acorn? 583 00:27:32,867 --> 00:27:34,233 No. My name's Mitch Becker. 584 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:36,135 I'm an old college friend of Elizabeth's. 585 00:27:36,137 --> 00:27:37,836 I was trying to get in touch with her. 586 00:27:37,838 --> 00:27:39,138 Uh-huh. Pecker. 587 00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:41,106 No. Becker, with a "B." 588 00:27:41,108 --> 00:27:42,341 Oh. Oh, Mitch! 589 00:27:42,343 --> 00:27:44,310 Mitch! Oh, I'm so sorry. 590 00:27:44,312 --> 00:27:46,278 I was trying to get in touch with Elizabeth. 591 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,846 I'm in town. I'd like to see her. 592 00:27:47,848 --> 00:27:49,748 Oh, she'll be so excited to hear from you. 593 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:51,717 Oh, my goodness. Listen, do you have 594 00:27:51,719 --> 00:27:53,819 one of those G.S.P. thingies in your car? 595 00:27:53,821 --> 00:27:57,022 If you do, you could meet her at the dog groomer. 596 00:27:57,024 --> 00:27:58,724 She's picking up her dog at 5:00. 597 00:27:58,726 --> 00:28:00,659 That'd be great. Um... 598 00:28:00,661 --> 00:28:02,127 Well, let me get you the address then. 599 00:28:02,129 --> 00:28:05,831 Oh, she'll be so surprised to see you! 600 00:28:21,082 --> 00:28:22,314 - Hi, Lizzie. - Hey, Sally. 601 00:28:22,316 --> 00:28:24,683 - Is buddy ready? - You betcha. 602 00:28:24,685 --> 00:28:26,218 I'll go get him. 603 00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:28,654 Thanks. 604 00:28:28,656 --> 00:28:31,156 Knock it off! 605 00:28:31,158 --> 00:28:33,892 Shut up! 606 00:28:33,894 --> 00:28:36,862 Hey, I said quiet! 607 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,735 Go see mommy. There she is! 608 00:28:42,737 --> 00:28:44,269 How are you? How do you feel, boy? 609 00:28:44,271 --> 00:28:46,071 - He did great, as always. - Oh, thanks. 610 00:28:46,073 --> 00:28:48,273 You wanna go on a run later? 611 00:28:50,377 --> 00:28:53,078 - Okay! - How's the training going? 612 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,813 Good. I'm almost done. 613 00:28:54,815 --> 00:28:57,049 Sounds crazy back there. How are you? 614 00:28:57,051 --> 00:28:59,818 Uh, honestly, I'm thinking cats. 615 00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:01,854 Buddy, no! 616 00:29:04,391 --> 00:29:07,393 Ohh! God! 617 00:29:07,395 --> 00:29:09,395 Oh, my gosh! Buddy, stay! 618 00:29:09,397 --> 00:29:11,263 Bad dog! Sir, are you okay? 619 00:29:11,265 --> 00:29:13,265 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 620 00:29:13,267 --> 00:29:15,134 Are you all right? 621 00:29:15,136 --> 00:29:17,302 Oh, my God, I feel so bad. 622 00:29:19,906 --> 00:29:21,740 Elizabeth. 623 00:29:21,742 --> 00:29:24,009 Mitch? 624 00:29:30,051 --> 00:29:31,750 Back soon, mom. 625 00:29:31,752 --> 00:29:33,085 Welcome home, buddy. 626 00:29:37,090 --> 00:29:39,091 Pink toenail Polish. 627 00:29:39,093 --> 00:29:41,827 I got beaten up. 628 00:29:43,130 --> 00:29:44,863 - I'm speechless! - No. 629 00:29:44,865 --> 00:29:48,367 - It's really you. - It's really me. 630 00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,002 You look great. 631 00:29:50,004 --> 00:29:52,438 I was just about to say the same thing about you. 632 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,474 So what are you doing here? 633 00:29:57,744 --> 00:30:01,246 You look like you need to tell me something. 634 00:30:02,949 --> 00:30:05,250 Are you sick? You're not sick, are you? 635 00:30:05,252 --> 00:30:08,020 No. No, no. Uh... 636 00:30:08,022 --> 00:30:09,288 What about you? 637 00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:11,223 Last I heard, you were married. 638 00:30:11,225 --> 00:30:13,892 Hmm. Uh, no, not yet. 639 00:30:13,894 --> 00:30:16,929 I was going to, and that didn't happen. 640 00:30:16,931 --> 00:30:18,897 It wasn't, um... 641 00:30:18,899 --> 00:30:20,966 Really my choice. 642 00:30:20,968 --> 00:30:22,201 What about you? 643 00:30:22,203 --> 00:30:24,002 - Me. - Mm-hmm. 644 00:30:24,004 --> 00:30:26,405 Married? 645 00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:29,007 I would have thought you'd be married by now. 646 00:30:29,009 --> 00:30:31,009 Funny you should say that. 647 00:30:31,011 --> 00:30:34,146 - Why? - It's... 648 00:30:34,148 --> 00:30:38,250 It's funny because I... 649 00:30:38,252 --> 00:30:41,220 I, um... 650 00:30:41,222 --> 00:30:46,225 Have to go to the bathroom, and I will be right back. 651 00:30:46,227 --> 00:30:49,027 - Okay. - Excuse me. 652 00:30:56,035 --> 00:30:57,970 Oh, come on, Mitch. 653 00:30:57,972 --> 00:30:59,338 Get it together, man! 654 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,006 You've been waiting on this. 655 00:31:01,008 --> 00:31:03,509 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be good. 656 00:31:03,511 --> 00:31:05,110 You got this. You got this. 657 00:31:05,112 --> 00:31:07,980 Really. 'Cause now you're talking to your penis. 658 00:31:07,982 --> 00:31:10,382 That's fantastic. 659 00:31:14,087 --> 00:31:16,021 Great. 660 00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:20,225 Elizabeth... 661 00:31:20,227 --> 00:31:22,094 We made a promise to each other 662 00:31:22,096 --> 00:31:23,395 ten years ago. 663 00:31:23,397 --> 00:31:25,097 I'm here to honor that promise. 664 00:31:25,099 --> 00:31:28,233 I'm here to say to you, "will you marry me?" 665 00:31:28,235 --> 00:31:30,936 I'm sorry. 666 00:31:30,938 --> 00:31:33,472 Good luck, bro. 667 00:31:49,423 --> 00:31:50,989 Jake, remember how I told you about 668 00:31:50,991 --> 00:31:52,825 my college best friend who was a guy, 669 00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,862 and you said that it was impossible for guys and girls to be friends, 670 00:31:56,864 --> 00:31:58,564 'cause the guy always wants to get in the girl's pants? 671 00:31:58,566 --> 00:32:00,432 Well, no, babe, what I actually said was only guys 672 00:32:00,434 --> 00:32:03,001 who are friends with attractive women can't be. 673 00:32:03,003 --> 00:32:06,238 Jake Jones, meet my college best friend Mitch Becker. 674 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,874 - How you doing? - Nice to meet you. 675 00:32:08,876 --> 00:32:10,876 Oh, wait a minute. I do remember! 676 00:32:10,878 --> 00:32:12,878 Yeah, from some of the college photos that you showed me. 677 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,146 - Yes! - I didn't recognize you 678 00:32:14,148 --> 00:32:15,881 without that perm. 679 00:32:15,883 --> 00:32:17,282 Ha ha ha. 680 00:32:17,284 --> 00:32:19,017 Knock it off. 681 00:32:19,019 --> 00:32:20,953 I'm just messing around. Friend? 682 00:32:20,955 --> 00:32:23,422 - Friends. - Good. That's better. 683 00:32:23,424 --> 00:32:29,228 Because I could not have you come to my wedding hating my fiance. 684 00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:30,996 Huh? 685 00:32:30,998 --> 00:32:33,866 Jake and I are getting married. 686 00:32:35,034 --> 00:32:36,401 Really? 687 00:32:36,403 --> 00:32:39,404 Congratulations. 688 00:32:39,406 --> 00:32:40,906 When? 689 00:32:40,908 --> 00:32:42,441 Ten days. 690 00:32:42,443 --> 00:32:45,544 That's fantastic! 691 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:48,013 You should stay for the wedding! 692 00:32:48,015 --> 00:32:49,548 Would you? 693 00:32:51,084 --> 00:32:54,920 Well, while he contemplates that, I'll go ahead and pay the check. 694 00:32:54,922 --> 00:32:57,456 - I'll get it. - Okay. 695 00:33:04,364 --> 00:33:07,366 Just tell him I'll be there in a sec. I'm on my way, okay? 696 00:33:07,368 --> 00:33:08,901 God! 697 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,936 Oh, wait a minute. I have something for you. 698 00:33:10,938 --> 00:33:12,905 - You do? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 699 00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:16,074 - Here you go. - No! 700 00:33:16,076 --> 00:33:18,110 Babe, it's beautiful. Thank you. 701 00:33:18,112 --> 00:33:20,512 Wait a minute. I just gave you a wedding ring. 702 00:33:20,514 --> 00:33:22,614 I need a little something extra than that. 703 00:33:22,616 --> 00:33:24,216 - Mmm. - Mm. Thank you. 704 00:33:24,218 --> 00:33:26,318 She didn't think I could get the ring resized 705 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,921 - in time for the wedding. - I didn't say that. 706 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,689 But I did, and she was wrong. 707 00:33:30,691 --> 00:33:32,925 - Like she always is. - Okay, don't listen to him. 708 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:34,326 - I am not always wrong. - Oh, really? 709 00:33:34,328 --> 00:33:36,161 What about the Christmas party last year... remember? 710 00:33:36,163 --> 00:33:38,030 You're gonna bring up the Christmas party? 711 00:33:38,032 --> 00:33:39,631 Yeah, I'm... you gotta hear this, rich. 712 00:33:39,633 --> 00:33:41,266 - This is hysterical. - Mitch. 713 00:33:41,268 --> 00:33:44,303 We're at this lame Christmas party last year, something for her mom's whatever. 714 00:33:44,305 --> 00:33:46,004 - Nice. - They finally break out 715 00:33:46,006 --> 00:33:47,572 this karaoke machine, so I start doing 716 00:33:47,574 --> 00:33:49,975 a couple of LL Cool J songs. It was hilarious. 717 00:33:49,977 --> 00:33:52,077 - Seriously. - Honestly, it was awful. 718 00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:53,612 It was awesome. Are you kidding? 719 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:55,213 The early stuff. Not the later crap. 720 00:33:55,215 --> 00:33:58,517 Anyway, so we get ready to leave at the end of the night 721 00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:00,185 and then Elizabeth here starts dousing 722 00:34:00,187 --> 00:34:02,220 her Debbie downer spray all over the place, 723 00:34:02,222 --> 00:34:04,523 getting on my case about drinking too much, 724 00:34:04,525 --> 00:34:06,425 having too much fun, we gotta call a cab. 725 00:34:06,427 --> 00:34:08,026 So did you? 726 00:34:08,028 --> 00:34:10,562 No, I didn't call a cab. She called a cab. 727 00:34:10,564 --> 00:34:13,065 - But I was fine to drive. - No, you weren't. 728 00:34:13,067 --> 00:34:14,700 - That's why I called the cab. - Point is 729 00:34:14,702 --> 00:34:17,135 is that she was wrong. She was wrong about that. 730 00:34:17,137 --> 00:34:19,137 She's wrong about this thing. She's wrong a lot of the time. 731 00:34:19,139 --> 00:34:20,672 I think we get it, okay? 732 00:34:20,674 --> 00:34:23,475 - I think it's cute, though. - Hey, okay. Um... 733 00:34:23,477 --> 00:34:25,978 How about where I could get a hotel around here. 734 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:28,046 No. You'll just stay with me and my mom. 735 00:34:28,048 --> 00:34:30,549 Whoa, whoa, we got a big week ahead of us. 736 00:34:30,551 --> 00:34:32,551 We got the wedding. We got the race. 737 00:34:32,553 --> 00:34:34,119 - What race? - Jake and I have been training 738 00:34:34,121 --> 00:34:37,022 for this couples marathon for like six months. 739 00:34:37,024 --> 00:34:38,657 - Couples marathon. - Yeah. 740 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,726 It's a pretty big deal. 741 00:34:40,728 --> 00:34:42,728 They only let like 12 couples even do it. 742 00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:44,730 You should come with us tomorrow. 743 00:34:44,732 --> 00:34:46,398 What, you want him to go to the race too? 744 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,300 Yeah, fine, why don't you come to the bridal shower 745 00:34:48,302 --> 00:34:50,502 - while you're at it? - Well, I don't want to impose. 746 00:34:50,504 --> 00:34:53,705 You're not imposing, and I'm not gonna take no for an answer. 747 00:34:53,707 --> 00:34:55,474 We have the perfect guest room. 748 00:34:55,476 --> 00:34:57,509 Okay. 749 00:34:57,511 --> 00:34:59,044 And you'll stay for the wedding? 750 00:34:59,046 --> 00:35:02,681 - Sure. - It's gonna be just like old times! 751 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:05,751 - Just like old times. - Sweetheart, we really gotta get going. 752 00:35:05,753 --> 00:35:07,319 I have to go see Jake's dad for a couple of things 753 00:35:07,321 --> 00:35:09,488 for the wedding, but I'll see you at the house. 754 00:35:09,490 --> 00:35:10,789 Do you remember how to get there? 755 00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:12,424 Yeah, yeah. It's in the GPS. 756 00:35:12,426 --> 00:35:15,427 - Okay. See you. - Later, rich. 757 00:35:15,429 --> 00:35:17,696 It's Mitch. 758 00:35:32,779 --> 00:35:35,147 Turn left. 759 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:44,756 In one mile, turn left. 760 00:35:47,126 --> 00:35:49,694 You have arrived at your destination. 761 00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:07,179 - Yello. - Yeah, hey, it's me. 762 00:36:07,181 --> 00:36:09,681 - Oh, hey! - Yeah, good job, Nostradamus. 763 00:36:09,683 --> 00:36:12,617 She's getting married in ten days. 764 00:36:12,619 --> 00:36:14,152 All right, that's great! 765 00:36:14,154 --> 00:36:15,487 No, not to me. 766 00:36:15,489 --> 00:36:16,721 Oh... 767 00:36:16,723 --> 00:36:17,823 I did not predict that. 768 00:36:17,825 --> 00:36:19,291 Yeah. I got a prediction. 769 00:36:19,293 --> 00:36:21,626 When I get home, I'm gonna... 770 00:36:27,133 --> 00:36:29,401 - Hi. - Hi, Joyce, how are you? 771 00:36:29,403 --> 00:36:31,136 - Good to see you. - You too. 772 00:36:31,138 --> 00:36:33,705 Could you please tell my father I'm here to see him? 773 00:36:33,707 --> 00:36:36,441 - Sure. - Thanks. 774 00:36:36,443 --> 00:36:39,144 Sir, your son is here. 775 00:36:39,146 --> 00:36:42,147 No, he's with Elizabeth. 776 00:36:42,149 --> 00:36:44,749 Oh, okay. 777 00:36:44,751 --> 00:36:46,485 You can go in. Thanks. 778 00:36:46,487 --> 00:36:48,153 - Thanks. - Oh, I'm sorry. 779 00:36:48,155 --> 00:36:50,856 He just said Jake, Elizabeth. 780 00:36:50,858 --> 00:36:54,226 Ah. It's okay. Just go. 781 00:36:55,428 --> 00:36:57,262 Damn it. 782 00:37:01,767 --> 00:37:04,136 Didn't I tell you to come alone? 783 00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:05,804 She was with me. What could I do? 784 00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:08,273 You drop her off at home on the way. 785 00:37:08,275 --> 00:37:09,908 Have a seat. 786 00:37:12,812 --> 00:37:15,247 What do you want, dad? 787 00:37:15,249 --> 00:37:18,550 Big Chinese exporter's thinking about hiring this firm. 788 00:37:18,552 --> 00:37:21,319 That's great, but what does that have to do with me? 789 00:37:21,321 --> 00:37:24,189 It always has something to do with you. 790 00:37:24,191 --> 00:37:26,424 Don't you wanna run this firm one day? 791 00:37:26,426 --> 00:37:29,194 Are you thinking about letting me handle the account? 792 00:37:29,196 --> 00:37:32,164 No. What, do you think I'm crazy? 793 00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:34,666 Then why am I here, dad? 794 00:37:34,668 --> 00:37:36,468 Um... You and, uh, 795 00:37:36,470 --> 00:37:37,769 you and her doing okay? 796 00:37:37,771 --> 00:37:39,237 I mean, the wedding's still on? 797 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,273 Well, if by her you mean Elizabeth, 798 00:37:41,275 --> 00:37:44,376 then the answer's yes, the wedding's still on. 799 00:37:44,378 --> 00:37:46,545 She sign the prenup? 800 00:37:46,547 --> 00:37:48,313 So that's it? 801 00:37:48,315 --> 00:37:50,782 Good old dad looking out for the family interests? 802 00:37:50,784 --> 00:37:52,484 And forget about love, 803 00:37:52,486 --> 00:37:54,753 but let's just make sure the money's safe, right? 804 00:37:54,755 --> 00:37:56,288 Did she sign the prenup? 805 00:37:56,290 --> 00:37:59,291 Yeah. Yeah, she signed it. 806 00:37:59,293 --> 00:38:00,926 Two days ago. 807 00:38:00,928 --> 00:38:03,795 Well, that's good, son. That's good. 808 00:38:03,797 --> 00:38:05,463 I can't afford any... 809 00:38:05,465 --> 00:38:07,499 I mean, we can't afford any problems, 810 00:38:07,501 --> 00:38:08,900 any surprises. 811 00:38:08,902 --> 00:38:11,203 The Chinese believe that a good home life 812 00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:13,505 is essential to a good work life, 813 00:38:13,507 --> 00:38:16,441 and their vetting process is extremely thorough. 814 00:38:16,443 --> 00:38:19,644 Any shenanigans could blow this whole deal, 815 00:38:19,646 --> 00:38:22,280 and we're talking big dollars. 816 00:38:22,282 --> 00:38:24,783 I would appreciate it if you didn't 817 00:38:24,785 --> 00:38:27,485 embarrass your family or this firm. 818 00:38:27,487 --> 00:38:28,753 Not to worry, dad. 819 00:38:28,755 --> 00:38:32,457 I'll do my best not to embarrass you. 820 00:38:32,459 --> 00:38:38,263 Good. Now that we're on the same page, you can go. 821 00:38:44,737 --> 00:38:47,572 - Is this it right here? - Yeah, this is it. 822 00:38:47,574 --> 00:38:50,008 Oh, buddy, get down! 823 00:38:50,010 --> 00:38:51,743 Oh, that's okay, Mrs. Carter. 824 00:38:51,745 --> 00:38:53,545 I'm a dog person. 825 00:38:53,547 --> 00:38:54,746 Good news for you, buddy. 826 00:38:54,748 --> 00:38:56,514 Look, 827 00:38:56,516 --> 00:38:57,749 I call you Mitch. 828 00:38:57,751 --> 00:38:59,618 Why don't you just call me Donna? 829 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,419 - Okay. Thank you, Donna. - You're welcome. 830 00:39:01,421 --> 00:39:03,788 You're welcome. If you need anything, ask buddy. 831 00:39:04,791 --> 00:39:06,424 - Okay. - All right? 832 00:39:06,426 --> 00:39:10,562 - I'll be right downstairs. - Thank you. 833 00:39:10,564 --> 00:39:12,430 Hi. 834 00:39:12,432 --> 00:39:13,999 Now what, huh? 835 00:39:22,041 --> 00:39:26,778 You're not gonna say anything about what just happened in there? 836 00:39:28,581 --> 00:39:30,482 You know, I think it's really ridiculous 837 00:39:30,484 --> 00:39:33,385 that you got this guy staying at your place. 838 00:39:33,387 --> 00:39:34,819 Who, Mitch? 839 00:39:34,821 --> 00:39:36,655 What's wrong with Mitch? 840 00:39:36,657 --> 00:39:38,990 Elizabeth, it's ten days before our wedding. 841 00:39:38,992 --> 00:39:41,326 Now, all of a sudden, you have some ex-boyfriend... 842 00:39:41,328 --> 00:39:42,994 - he's not my ex-boyfriend. - That's right. 843 00:39:42,996 --> 00:39:44,462 He's your best friend. 844 00:39:44,464 --> 00:39:46,531 And ten days before our wedding, 845 00:39:46,533 --> 00:39:48,033 he decides to shack up with you at your place? 846 00:39:48,035 --> 00:39:49,634 - Oh, come on. - Actually, it's not 847 00:39:49,636 --> 00:39:50,769 even your place, though, is it? 848 00:39:50,771 --> 00:39:52,604 It's my place. 849 00:39:52,606 --> 00:39:54,039 I... 850 00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:57,442 I can't believe you would throw that in my face. 851 00:39:57,444 --> 00:39:59,010 You knew my mom and I's situation. 852 00:39:59,012 --> 00:40:02,314 You're the one that came up with the idea for us to live there. 853 00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:04,416 I don't know what your dad said to you up there, 854 00:40:04,418 --> 00:40:07,752 but please stop taking it out on me, okay? 855 00:40:07,754 --> 00:40:09,721 You gonna sign the prenup? 856 00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:11,756 What? 857 00:40:11,758 --> 00:40:13,458 Are you gonna sign the prenup? 858 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:15,960 Jake, I haven't even really had a chance to read... 859 00:40:15,962 --> 00:40:18,363 Elizabeth, I really need you to sign that. 860 00:40:18,365 --> 00:40:20,365 Well, I've had a lot on my mind with the race 861 00:40:20,367 --> 00:40:21,900 and the wedding. I'm working... 862 00:40:21,902 --> 00:40:23,401 Really? You've had a lot on your mind? 863 00:40:23,403 --> 00:40:25,036 I've had a lot on my mind too. 864 00:40:25,038 --> 00:40:26,938 I've had the race on my mind, the wedding on my mind. 865 00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:30,475 I have this prenup on my mind that you seem to never want to talk about. 866 00:40:30,477 --> 00:40:32,344 Now guess what... now I have Mitch on my mind. 867 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,578 Thanks for that. Some dweeb I don't even know 868 00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:38,516 who's staying with my-soon-to-be wife in the house that I paid for. 869 00:40:38,518 --> 00:40:40,952 I really don't want to talk to you about this right now, okay? 870 00:40:40,954 --> 00:40:43,521 Can you please just take me home? 871 00:40:43,523 --> 00:40:44,622 Fine. 872 00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:51,096 I'm sorry. I love you. 873 00:40:53,399 --> 00:40:54,999 Love you too. 874 00:40:57,670 --> 00:40:59,571 Welcome back. 875 00:40:59,573 --> 00:41:03,408 Okay, now there has been a lot of talk about voter fraud, 876 00:41:03,410 --> 00:41:06,378 - and we are here to discuss... - Hey, Donna? 877 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,046 - Hey. - Yeah, I was gonna 878 00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:09,914 go grab a beer. Is anyplace close by? 879 00:41:09,916 --> 00:41:11,950 Oh. Up the street, there's lucky's. 880 00:41:11,952 --> 00:41:13,985 Perfect. Can you tell Elizabeth where I am? 881 00:41:13,987 --> 00:41:16,521 Of course. I think buddy and I can handle that. 882 00:41:16,523 --> 00:41:17,655 Right, buddy? 883 00:41:17,657 --> 00:41:20,925 - Have fun. - Thank you. 884 00:41:23,062 --> 00:41:24,696 Ooh! 885 00:41:24,698 --> 00:41:26,664 - Ah-oh! - Hey, groin shots 886 00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:27,932 are off-limits. 887 00:41:27,934 --> 00:41:30,402 Anything else is fair game. 888 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:31,636 Hi. 889 00:41:31,638 --> 00:41:32,937 Hey. What can I get you? 890 00:41:32,939 --> 00:41:35,106 I'll just have a beer, please. 891 00:41:35,108 --> 00:41:36,574 Sure. 892 00:41:41,013 --> 00:41:43,415 - Here you go. - Thank you. 893 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,183 Would you like to start a tab? 894 00:41:45,185 --> 00:41:47,619 - Sure. - Aah! 895 00:41:47,621 --> 00:41:48,887 What is that? 896 00:41:48,889 --> 00:41:51,456 It's called the whipping post. 897 00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:53,024 I'll have a beer too. 898 00:41:53,026 --> 00:41:55,460 - Put it on this guy's tab. - Oh! 899 00:41:55,462 --> 00:41:57,729 Where's Elizabeth? 900 00:41:57,731 --> 00:41:58,963 - I dropped her home. - Ah. 901 00:41:58,965 --> 00:42:00,999 What are you doing here? 902 00:42:01,001 --> 00:42:03,067 Don't you have a big race tomorrow? 903 00:42:03,069 --> 00:42:05,136 What are you doing here? 904 00:42:05,138 --> 00:42:07,038 I'm just having a beer. 905 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:10,074 No. What are you doing here? 906 00:42:12,978 --> 00:42:17,215 Why would anybody do that to themselves? 907 00:42:17,217 --> 00:42:21,486 I knew you were a wussy from the moment I met you. 908 00:42:21,488 --> 00:42:23,521 I'm not a wussy. I'm just not stupid. 909 00:42:23,523 --> 00:42:24,756 Oh, yeah? 910 00:42:24,758 --> 00:42:25,924 Prove it. 911 00:42:25,926 --> 00:42:27,025 No. 912 00:42:27,027 --> 00:42:28,927 See? Wussy. 913 00:42:28,929 --> 00:42:32,864 You actually challenging me to a rat tail competition? 914 00:42:32,866 --> 00:42:34,232 Tell you what. 915 00:42:34,234 --> 00:42:38,536 Bet 1,000 to your 100 you tap out first. 916 00:42:38,538 --> 00:42:42,073 Hey, everybody. Jake just bet $1,000 to... 917 00:42:42,075 --> 00:42:43,875 - I'm sorry, what's your name? - Bitch. 918 00:42:43,877 --> 00:42:45,977 - Mitch. - To Mitch that he can 919 00:42:45,979 --> 00:42:47,946 take him in the whipping post! 920 00:42:49,649 --> 00:42:52,183 Whipping post, whipping post! 921 00:42:52,185 --> 00:42:55,153 Whipping post, whipping post, 922 00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:58,189 whipping post, whipping post, 923 00:42:58,191 --> 00:43:00,091 - whipping... - Let's do this. 924 00:43:00,093 --> 00:43:03,261 Whipping post, whipping post! 925 00:43:03,263 --> 00:43:04,796 Whoo! 926 00:43:04,798 --> 00:43:06,130 Let's do it! 927 00:43:06,132 --> 00:43:08,600 Okay, mates, here are the rules. 928 00:43:08,602 --> 00:43:11,736 Trade off whips with your towels until someone taps out. 929 00:43:11,738 --> 00:43:13,571 You tap out, you lose. 930 00:43:13,573 --> 00:43:17,208 No head or groin shots. Everything else is fair game. 931 00:43:17,210 --> 00:43:19,244 If after five whips there's still no winner, 932 00:43:19,246 --> 00:43:22,614 we dunk those towels in ice water, boys. 933 00:43:22,616 --> 00:43:24,015 Understand? 934 00:43:24,017 --> 00:43:25,984 - Yeah, I understand... - Yeah, okay. 935 00:43:25,986 --> 00:43:27,952 Let's whip it out, boys. 936 00:43:32,658 --> 00:43:35,593 So, uh, you know, how does this get going here? 937 00:43:35,595 --> 00:43:36,995 Are these regulation towels? 938 00:43:36,997 --> 00:43:38,763 - Oh! - Ooh! 939 00:43:38,765 --> 00:43:40,265 See that, see that? 940 00:43:40,267 --> 00:43:42,000 Kick his ass, Nate! 941 00:43:42,002 --> 00:43:44,302 - Come on. - See what you got. 942 00:43:44,304 --> 00:43:47,272 Ow! 943 00:43:47,274 --> 00:43:49,574 Seems kinda dumb. 944 00:43:52,846 --> 00:43:54,579 Ah! 945 00:43:54,581 --> 00:43:57,749 - Wanna tap out? - I'm good. 946 00:43:57,751 --> 00:44:00,685 - Okay. Okay. - Sure you wanna do this, 947 00:44:00,687 --> 00:44:02,587 college friend? 948 00:44:02,589 --> 00:44:04,989 - Ow! God! - Right in the nipple. 949 00:44:04,991 --> 00:44:07,258 That's a good shot. Good shot. 950 00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:08,960 Need a break in this, or what? 951 00:44:08,962 --> 00:44:10,161 No, we keep going. 952 00:44:10,163 --> 00:44:12,230 - Oh. - Whoo! 953 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:16,234 Man, what... 954 00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:17,702 - oh, God! - Oh! 955 00:44:17,704 --> 00:44:19,637 That was right there! That was... 956 00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:21,306 Sorry. I don't know. I've never done it before. 957 00:44:21,308 --> 00:44:23,207 - Keep your whips up. - All right, I'll keep it up. 958 00:44:23,209 --> 00:44:25,643 - Get this guy? - We keeping score or... 959 00:44:25,645 --> 00:44:27,679 - Ooh! - That was a little high. 960 00:44:27,681 --> 00:44:29,647 - No, I know, it's... - Let's keep it down. 961 00:44:29,649 --> 00:44:31,049 You want out? You good? 962 00:44:31,051 --> 00:44:32,350 You w... ow! Son of a... 963 00:44:40,225 --> 00:44:42,627 You felt that one, didn't ya? 964 00:44:43,897 --> 00:44:46,631 Ow! He's hitting the same spot! 965 00:44:46,633 --> 00:44:48,933 Come on! Can't he move it around a little bit? 966 00:44:48,935 --> 00:44:50,068 - You all right? - Yeah! 967 00:44:50,070 --> 00:44:52,236 One-trick pony? 968 00:44:54,373 --> 00:44:55,740 Oh, what were the rules again? 969 00:44:55,742 --> 00:44:58,743 Mm! 970 00:45:20,967 --> 00:45:21,467 Aah! 971 00:45:26,805 --> 00:45:30,408 These two idiots have actually made it to the wet whip. 972 00:45:30,410 --> 00:45:32,677 It is now time for these two fools 973 00:45:32,679 --> 00:45:34,379 to whip each other at the same time. 974 00:45:38,118 --> 00:45:40,718 Just bow out, man. 975 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,320 That's not gonna happen. You bow out. 976 00:45:42,322 --> 00:45:44,656 Let's go. Come on. 977 00:45:50,396 --> 00:45:53,031 Okay, let's whip it out, boys. 978 00:45:53,033 --> 00:45:55,133 Let's whip it out. 979 00:45:56,903 --> 00:45:57,969 Hey! 980 00:45:57,971 --> 00:45:59,370 Are you both crazy? 981 00:45:59,372 --> 00:46:01,272 That's it. Show's over. 982 00:46:01,274 --> 00:46:03,808 - Boo! - Come on! 983 00:46:03,810 --> 00:46:05,410 What were you both thinking? 984 00:46:05,412 --> 00:46:08,046 Talk about this tomorrow? 985 00:46:08,048 --> 00:46:10,114 I'm good with that. 986 00:46:10,116 --> 00:46:11,449 I'm taking Mitch home. 987 00:46:11,451 --> 00:46:13,384 And I'm gonna see you at 10:00 A.M. 988 00:46:13,386 --> 00:46:15,753 What is that, your mom? Ha ha ha! 989 00:46:15,755 --> 00:46:19,223 - Come on! - You had him, Jake. 990 00:46:21,860 --> 00:46:23,161 Thanks. 991 00:46:23,163 --> 00:46:25,430 Somebody should tend to those wounds, 992 00:46:25,432 --> 00:46:28,399 but you're definitely too drunk to drive. 993 00:46:29,468 --> 00:46:31,803 You got any suggestions? 994 00:46:31,805 --> 00:46:33,304 I live right upstairs. 995 00:46:33,306 --> 00:46:35,406 ♪ Tell me what the hell ♪ 996 00:46:35,408 --> 00:46:38,276 ♪ are you thinking of ♪ 997 00:46:38,278 --> 00:46:39,444 ♪ when you say ♪ 998 00:46:39,446 --> 00:46:41,446 ♪ you say that I'm not ♪ 999 00:46:41,448 --> 00:46:43,181 ♪ everything you want ♪ 1000 00:46:43,183 --> 00:46:44,415 Ah... 1001 00:46:44,417 --> 00:46:47,118 Ohh... Oh! 1002 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,320 Gah! Ah! 1003 00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:54,158 What the hell were you thinking? 1004 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,760 Do you need some help? 1005 00:46:55,762 --> 00:46:58,796 If you've come to yell at me, I think I'm suffering enough as it is. 1006 00:46:58,798 --> 00:47:01,132 I'm not gonna yell at you. 1007 00:47:01,134 --> 00:47:03,167 - Here. - What the hell 1008 00:47:03,169 --> 00:47:04,936 - were you thinking? - Oh, my gosh. 1009 00:47:04,938 --> 00:47:06,938 Oh... 1010 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:08,005 - Ah! - I'm sorry. 1011 00:47:08,007 --> 00:47:09,307 Ow... 1012 00:47:09,309 --> 00:47:11,175 Oh, my gosh! 1013 00:47:11,177 --> 00:47:13,044 Where did you find this? 1014 00:47:13,046 --> 00:47:15,012 Oh. Friggin' Dave. 1015 00:47:15,014 --> 00:47:18,783 He was busting my balls about that, so... 1016 00:47:18,785 --> 00:47:20,785 You ate so many hot dogs that day. 1017 00:47:20,787 --> 00:47:23,955 27. I remember every one of them. 1018 00:47:23,957 --> 00:47:25,289 I ate a lot too. 1019 00:47:25,291 --> 00:47:27,825 If memory serves, you had three. 1020 00:47:27,827 --> 00:47:29,360 - Three is a lot. - Three's a lot? 1021 00:47:29,362 --> 00:47:31,329 Yes. I mean, not as many as 27, but... 1022 00:47:31,331 --> 00:47:35,066 Well, no, yeah, look at my face, and, you know, look at yours. 1023 00:47:35,068 --> 00:47:37,502 We're babies. 1024 00:47:37,504 --> 00:47:39,070 Okay. I'm off to bed. 1025 00:47:39,072 --> 00:47:41,806 Good night. 1026 00:47:41,808 --> 00:47:44,008 Good night. 1027 00:47:49,348 --> 00:47:52,183 Hey. Don't you judge me. 1028 00:47:55,822 --> 00:47:57,555 You wanna sleep together? 1029 00:48:00,292 --> 00:48:01,893 - College. - College. 1030 00:48:09,234 --> 00:48:12,904 Come on, open! 1031 00:48:20,913 --> 00:48:22,580 Hi. 1032 00:48:24,082 --> 00:48:25,850 Hi. 1033 00:48:25,852 --> 00:48:27,185 I can't get my door open. 1034 00:48:27,187 --> 00:48:29,120 You think you could help me out? 1035 00:48:29,122 --> 00:48:31,322 Your door... 1036 00:48:34,293 --> 00:48:36,394 Oh, that's nice. 1037 00:48:36,396 --> 00:48:39,964 - Yeah, it's stuck. - Um... 1038 00:48:39,966 --> 00:48:41,999 Your door's stuck. Yeah, let me, uh, 1039 00:48:42,001 --> 00:48:43,100 let me take a look. 1040 00:48:45,871 --> 00:48:48,906 All runners should be making your way to registration now. 1041 00:48:51,110 --> 00:48:52,944 He said 10:00 A.M. 1042 00:48:52,946 --> 00:48:54,278 Right? 1043 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,980 Yeah. 1044 00:48:55,982 --> 00:48:57,882 Maybe he got held up. 1045 00:48:57,884 --> 00:49:00,251 I don't know, but I can't wait for him anymore. 1046 00:49:00,253 --> 00:49:01,552 I'm gonna go register, okay? 1047 00:49:01,554 --> 00:49:04,622 We'll be right here, honey. 1048 00:49:06,124 --> 00:49:08,259 Donna, what's the deal with this guy? 1049 00:49:08,261 --> 00:49:10,161 I don't know. 1050 00:49:10,163 --> 00:49:13,598 Oh, Mitch, I don't know. 1051 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,133 Speak of the devil... 1052 00:49:18,404 --> 00:49:19,937 Hey! 1053 00:49:19,939 --> 00:49:22,173 Hey, where have you been? 1054 00:49:22,175 --> 00:49:25,076 And what... why aren't you dressed for the race? 1055 00:49:25,078 --> 00:49:27,044 What... what? 1056 00:49:27,046 --> 00:49:28,512 Oh, my God! 1057 00:49:28,514 --> 00:49:31,482 - Are you drunk? - No, I'm not drunk. 1058 00:49:31,484 --> 00:49:34,385 I was drunk. I'm just hung over now. 1059 00:49:34,387 --> 00:49:36,220 Mitch, could you grab his stuff? 1060 00:49:36,222 --> 00:49:38,122 Hey, don't... don't... don't touch my stuff, bro. 1061 00:49:38,124 --> 00:49:39,457 All right? 1062 00:49:39,459 --> 00:49:42,260 If she sees you like this, it will kill her. 1063 00:49:42,262 --> 00:49:43,961 Relax, Donna. 1064 00:49:43,963 --> 00:49:45,563 Give me a break. Where is she? 1065 00:49:45,565 --> 00:49:47,064 She's at registration. 1066 00:49:47,066 --> 00:49:48,399 Hey, I wasn't talking to you, dirt bag! 1067 00:49:48,401 --> 00:49:51,569 You know, we could finish what we started last night if you want. 1068 00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:53,371 All right, let's go, 12-step. 1069 00:49:53,373 --> 00:49:55,172 Oh, great. 1070 00:49:55,174 --> 00:49:58,342 That's what I thought. 1071 00:49:58,344 --> 00:50:00,111 Let's do this thing. 1072 00:50:00,113 --> 00:50:01,379 - Ow! Ow! - Nate... 1073 00:50:03,249 --> 00:50:05,082 Get away from me! 1074 00:50:05,084 --> 00:50:06,284 Ah... Uh... 1075 00:50:06,286 --> 00:50:07,618 I'll go find a doctor. 1076 00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:09,921 - What happened? - You do that! 1077 00:50:09,923 --> 00:50:13,124 Whatever happens, do not tell Elizabeth you've been drinking. 1078 00:50:13,126 --> 00:50:15,493 Just quit yelling at me! God, I have a headache! 1079 00:50:15,495 --> 00:50:18,262 - Good luck to you. - Thank you. 1080 00:50:18,264 --> 00:50:19,630 - Hi. - Hi. 1081 00:50:19,632 --> 00:50:22,333 - Team name. - Welcome back, Carter. 1082 00:50:22,335 --> 00:50:23,467 Okay. 1083 00:50:23,469 --> 00:50:24,635 Here you go. These are for you. 1084 00:50:24,637 --> 00:50:26,003 - Thanks. - I'll see you 1085 00:50:26,005 --> 00:50:27,672 - at the starting line. - Okay. 1086 00:50:27,674 --> 00:50:30,207 Next. Team name. 1087 00:50:30,209 --> 00:50:34,045 I'm not gonna be too sure until I look at some x-rays. 1088 00:50:34,047 --> 00:50:37,381 But what I see so far looks like a high ankle sprain. 1089 00:50:37,383 --> 00:50:39,150 Ow! Ow! 1090 00:50:39,152 --> 00:50:41,585 Oh, no, what happened? 1091 00:50:44,022 --> 00:50:45,690 Speak. 1092 00:50:45,692 --> 00:50:47,491 I-it was a freak accident, babe. 1093 00:50:47,493 --> 00:50:50,094 I stepped out of the car and I rolled my ankle. 1094 00:50:50,096 --> 00:50:51,963 Is that the truth? 1095 00:50:53,298 --> 00:50:54,532 Mitch. 1096 00:50:54,534 --> 00:50:58,302 It's pretty much what I saw. 1097 00:50:59,738 --> 00:51:01,405 Do you think there's any possibility 1098 00:51:01,407 --> 00:51:03,107 - of him running today? - Babe, he's a doctor. 1099 00:51:03,109 --> 00:51:04,709 - I can't run. - Like I say, 1100 00:51:04,711 --> 00:51:06,277 I gotta look at some x-rays. 1101 00:51:06,279 --> 00:51:07,578 So that's it? 1102 00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:10,047 What about Mrs. Stanton and her kids? 1103 00:51:10,049 --> 00:51:11,582 I think the pledges will understand. 1104 00:51:11,584 --> 00:51:13,317 Final call for registration. 1105 00:51:13,319 --> 00:51:15,453 I don't think so. 1106 00:51:15,455 --> 00:51:20,057 Well, we're not gonna find out, 'cause I'll run. 1107 00:51:20,059 --> 00:51:22,293 - What? - If you'll have me. 1108 00:51:22,295 --> 00:51:24,595 I will so have you. 1109 00:51:25,430 --> 00:51:27,365 Can you handle Jake? 1110 00:51:27,367 --> 00:51:29,033 Mitch and I have a race to run. 1111 00:51:29,035 --> 00:51:30,601 Wait, whoa... wait, wait, wait... 1112 00:51:30,603 --> 00:51:32,503 - go get 'em, guys. - Wait, I... 1113 00:51:32,505 --> 00:51:35,206 shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1114 00:51:36,108 --> 00:51:37,641 - Ow! - All couples should be 1115 00:51:37,643 --> 00:51:39,443 making their way to the starting line. 1116 00:51:39,445 --> 00:51:41,012 I got it, I got it. 1117 00:51:43,648 --> 00:51:45,683 How long is this thing anyway? 1118 00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:47,218 Probably best if you don't know. 1119 00:51:47,220 --> 00:51:50,321 Just remember, keep an even pace and remember that you're doing it 1120 00:51:50,323 --> 00:51:51,589 for Mrs. Stanton and her kids. 1121 00:51:51,591 --> 00:51:53,691 Mrs. Stanton and her kids. Right. 1122 00:51:53,693 --> 00:51:56,293 Okay. This gonna mess up my pedicure? 1123 00:51:56,295 --> 00:51:59,063 The Pasadena couples marathon is about to begin. 1124 00:51:59,065 --> 00:52:01,298 I should have gone to the bathroom first, right? 1125 00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:04,568 Ladies and gentlemen, do not break your connection, 1126 00:52:04,570 --> 00:52:06,170 or you will be disqualified. 1127 00:52:06,172 --> 00:52:09,774 Also, make sure you stay in the course, 1128 00:52:09,776 --> 00:52:11,609 especially when you hit trail hill. 1129 00:52:11,611 --> 00:52:14,545 - Trail what? - Shh! 1130 00:52:14,547 --> 00:52:16,213 There... there's a hill? 1131 00:52:16,215 --> 00:52:19,483 In your position. 1132 00:52:19,485 --> 00:52:21,585 On your marks... 1133 00:52:21,587 --> 00:52:23,287 Get set... 1134 00:52:30,629 --> 00:52:33,597 ♪ But you took control of me ♪ 1135 00:52:33,599 --> 00:52:36,267 ♪ you pulled the rug from under my feet ♪ 1136 00:52:36,269 --> 00:52:40,104 ♪ so this is the way it's supposed to be ♪ 1137 00:52:40,106 --> 00:52:42,773 ♪ I never knew a love like this ♪ 1138 00:52:42,775 --> 00:52:45,076 ♪ when I was searching forever ♪ 1139 00:52:45,078 --> 00:52:48,646 ♪ to find someone better to show me ♪ 1140 00:52:48,648 --> 00:52:54,552 ♪ a love like this ♪ 1141 00:52:54,554 --> 00:52:56,387 - Ow! - Oh, stop complaining. 1142 00:52:56,389 --> 00:52:58,622 Donna, I can do it by myself, all right? 1143 00:52:58,624 --> 00:53:01,158 Oh, shut up. I'm helping. 1144 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,494 I can't believe she's running that race with Mitch. 1145 00:53:03,496 --> 00:53:05,663 I bet they don't even finish. 1146 00:53:05,665 --> 00:53:07,098 Oh, ho! She will. 1147 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,800 I just hope Mitch survives. 1148 00:53:09,802 --> 00:53:11,669 ♪ Jesus is on the main line ♪ 1149 00:53:11,671 --> 00:53:13,571 ♪ tell him what you want ♪ 1150 00:53:13,573 --> 00:53:16,740 ♪ oh, Jesus is on the main line ♪ 1151 00:53:16,742 --> 00:53:19,643 ♪ tell him what you want ♪ 1152 00:53:19,645 --> 00:53:21,745 ♪ Jesus is on the main line ♪ 1153 00:53:21,747 --> 00:53:24,148 ♪ tell him what you want ♪ 1154 00:53:24,150 --> 00:53:28,819 ♪ call him up and tell him what you want ♪ 1155 00:53:28,821 --> 00:53:31,822 ♪ Jesus is on the main line ♪ 1156 00:53:31,824 --> 00:53:33,791 ♪ tell him what you want ♪ 1157 00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:36,861 ♪ oh, Jesus is on the main line ♪ 1158 00:53:36,863 --> 00:53:39,230 ♪ tell him what you want ♪ 1159 00:53:39,232 --> 00:53:41,866 ♪ Jesus is on the main line ♪ 1160 00:53:41,868 --> 00:53:44,535 ♪ tell him what you want ♪ 1161 00:53:44,537 --> 00:53:46,637 ♪ call him up ♪ Good job, guys. 1162 00:53:46,639 --> 00:53:49,273 ♪ And tell him what you want ♪ 1163 00:53:52,144 --> 00:53:54,178 So he just stepped in, huh? 1164 00:53:54,180 --> 00:53:56,580 I know. Crazy, right? 1165 00:53:56,582 --> 00:53:59,583 Yeah. Well, we have checkpoints all over this place. 1166 00:53:59,585 --> 00:54:02,753 If they were to have quit, we would have found out by now. 1167 00:54:06,491 --> 00:54:08,392 Come on, baby! 1168 00:54:08,394 --> 00:54:09,727 Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! 1169 00:54:09,729 --> 00:54:11,262 Come on, baby! 1170 00:54:11,264 --> 00:54:13,931 - Oh, wow. - Whoo, whoo, whoo. 1171 00:54:13,933 --> 00:54:16,267 Are you all right? Are you all right? 1172 00:54:16,269 --> 00:54:17,768 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1173 00:54:17,770 --> 00:54:20,237 - Oh, my gosh. - Hey, hey. 1174 00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:21,639 - You okay? - Oh, my gosh! 1175 00:54:21,641 --> 00:54:24,241 Should we call an ambulance? Oh! 1176 00:54:24,243 --> 00:54:26,210 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1177 00:54:26,212 --> 00:54:27,545 Put your arm around me. Hold on. 1178 00:54:27,547 --> 00:54:30,214 Oh, look at this. Oh, my God! 1179 00:54:30,216 --> 00:54:32,616 - Go, Lizzie! - You all right? 1180 00:54:32,618 --> 00:54:36,253 Mitch! Here, sweetheart. 1181 00:54:36,255 --> 00:54:37,888 Oh, my God. 1182 00:54:37,890 --> 00:54:40,391 You okay? Come on. 1183 00:54:44,229 --> 00:54:46,363 As I get closer and closer to Elizabeth, 1184 00:54:46,365 --> 00:54:52,336 I'm beginning to feel more and more confident about this. 1185 00:54:52,338 --> 00:54:54,738 Morning, sunshine. 1186 00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:56,807 Good morning, mommy. 1187 00:54:56,809 --> 00:54:58,576 Mommy? 1188 00:54:58,578 --> 00:55:01,412 - You're not my mom! - Mm-mm. 1189 00:55:01,414 --> 00:55:03,214 Good thing. 1190 00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,683 Oh. Oh, God, it hurts to move. 1191 00:55:05,685 --> 00:55:07,351 I figured it would. 1192 00:55:07,353 --> 00:55:09,820 That way, you can't kick me out. 1193 00:55:11,390 --> 00:55:13,724 Doesn't it remind you of when we were camping? 1194 00:55:13,726 --> 00:55:17,228 I could stay here all day. 1195 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,530 I don't think I have a choice. 1196 00:55:23,669 --> 00:55:26,303 I think I left my credit card at the bar the other night. 1197 00:55:26,305 --> 00:55:27,538 Lizzie! 1198 00:55:27,540 --> 00:55:29,306 - Are you up? - Uh, yeah. 1199 00:55:29,308 --> 00:55:32,710 Just got a call from the wedding photographer. 1200 00:55:32,712 --> 00:55:35,879 He needs to change his appointment to 10:30 A.M. tomorrow. 1201 00:55:35,881 --> 00:55:39,350 - Okay. Thank you. - You're welcome! 1202 00:55:39,352 --> 00:55:42,419 I actually forgot I had that appointment today. 1203 00:55:45,790 --> 00:55:48,492 I'm sorry, Liz, I have to ask. 1204 00:55:48,494 --> 00:55:50,027 Yes? 1205 00:55:50,029 --> 00:55:52,796 Why are you marrying this guy? 1206 00:55:55,467 --> 00:55:56,667 Excuse me? 1207 00:55:56,669 --> 00:55:58,969 No, I'm just saying, it's... 1208 00:55:58,971 --> 00:56:01,705 From what I've seen, you're not very happy with him. 1209 00:56:01,707 --> 00:56:05,376 And if you don't mind me saying, he's kind of a dick. 1210 00:56:05,378 --> 00:56:06,710 Wow. 1211 00:56:06,712 --> 00:56:09,280 What, you disagree? 1212 00:56:09,282 --> 00:56:11,382 What would you like for me to do, Mitch? 1213 00:56:11,384 --> 00:56:14,485 Do you want me to dump Jake and marry you? 1214 00:56:16,622 --> 00:56:19,623 And who do you think you are, you're gonna come here after ten years 1215 00:56:19,625 --> 00:56:20,824 and you're gonna judge me? 1216 00:56:20,826 --> 00:56:22,693 Wait a second. For... ow. 1217 00:56:22,695 --> 00:56:25,729 For your information, I barely made it through Texas 1218 00:56:25,731 --> 00:56:27,064 coming out here to find you. 1219 00:56:27,066 --> 00:56:28,832 If I want to judge, I'll judge! 1220 00:56:28,834 --> 00:56:30,567 Okay, now we're gonna play that card? 1221 00:56:30,569 --> 00:56:32,670 The "I worked so hard to find you"? 1222 00:56:32,672 --> 00:56:33,804 Come on, give me a break. 1223 00:56:33,806 --> 00:56:34,972 It's no card. 1224 00:56:34,974 --> 00:56:37,808 Fine. I'll bite. 1225 00:56:37,810 --> 00:56:41,045 Laura! 1226 00:56:41,047 --> 00:56:44,048 There he is. 1227 00:56:44,050 --> 00:56:46,050 - Hey, Rudy... - Come here, you! 1228 00:56:46,052 --> 00:56:47,885 Bring it in. Bring it in. 1229 00:56:47,887 --> 00:56:52,056 So... I heard you're spending the night at my sister's. 1230 00:56:52,058 --> 00:56:54,425 - Uh, yes, sir. - Did you have sex with her yet? 1231 00:56:54,427 --> 00:56:55,626 - Rudy! - Sorry. 1232 00:56:55,628 --> 00:56:57,928 I'm just kidding. But I heard she's good. 1233 00:56:57,930 --> 00:56:59,463 I'm just kidding! 1234 00:56:59,465 --> 00:57:01,799 Hey, would you like to hang out with us a bit? 1235 00:57:01,801 --> 00:57:04,002 Me and my boys, we're gonna be hanging around the fire, 1236 00:57:04,003 --> 00:57:06,003 saying a couple chants. 1237 00:57:06,005 --> 00:57:08,072 What kinda chants? 1238 00:57:08,074 --> 00:57:11,742 Well, number one, our lord and savior, J.C. 1239 00:57:11,744 --> 00:57:12,810 J... 1240 00:57:12,812 --> 00:57:14,445 Jesus Christ. 1241 00:57:14,447 --> 00:57:16,046 Right. 1242 00:57:16,048 --> 00:57:18,415 Can I ask what the bonfire's about? 1243 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:21,819 I mean, don't you guys usually burn... crosses? 1244 00:57:21,821 --> 00:57:23,754 Whoa, whoa. 1245 00:57:23,756 --> 00:57:26,557 Who do you think we are? 1246 00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:28,092 K.K.K.? 1247 00:57:28,094 --> 00:57:30,094 What would make you say that? 1248 00:57:30,096 --> 00:57:32,496 It might have something to do with the white robes. 1249 00:57:32,498 --> 00:57:33,964 Laura, first of all, they're not white... 1250 00:57:33,966 --> 00:57:35,666 they're taupe. 1251 00:57:35,668 --> 00:57:37,835 You've heard of the hell's angels? 1252 00:57:37,837 --> 00:57:39,403 - Of course. - Well, they are 1253 00:57:39,405 --> 00:57:40,804 the heaven's angels. 1254 00:57:40,806 --> 00:57:42,673 - Oh... - We're a small group, 1255 00:57:42,675 --> 00:57:44,108 but we're growing fast. 1256 00:57:44,110 --> 00:57:46,543 The robes are what they call angel shrouds. 1257 00:57:46,545 --> 00:57:49,847 Yo, Rudy, the boys are getting restless waiting on you. 1258 00:57:49,849 --> 00:57:51,682 How much longer we gotta wait? 1259 00:57:51,684 --> 00:57:55,586 Would you like to join us for our ceremony this evening? 1260 00:57:55,588 --> 00:57:57,121 If I refuse? 1261 00:57:57,123 --> 00:57:59,523 I'll just have the boys come over and, uh, 1262 00:57:59,525 --> 00:58:02,793 they'll just kick the snot outta you. 1263 00:58:02,795 --> 00:58:04,027 Let's chant! 1264 00:58:04,029 --> 00:58:05,662 All right, well, you boys have fun. 1265 00:58:05,664 --> 00:58:07,731 - I'm outta here. - You're going? 1266 00:58:07,733 --> 00:58:09,733 Oh, yeah. 1267 00:58:09,735 --> 00:58:11,602 - Let's go. - Okay. 1268 00:58:11,604 --> 00:58:15,406 Yeah. A biker gang called the heaven's angels in Texas? 1269 00:58:15,408 --> 00:58:17,074 That's ridiculous. 1270 00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:19,176 Rudy turned out to be a really nice guy. 1271 00:58:19,178 --> 00:58:20,878 - He gave me his card. - You know what? 1272 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:24,815 Jake proposed to me, I said yes, and we're getting married. 1273 00:58:24,817 --> 00:58:26,650 Well, great. Good. Fine. 1274 00:58:26,652 --> 00:58:28,552 Good for you! 1275 00:58:30,522 --> 00:58:31,622 You know... 1276 00:58:31,624 --> 00:58:33,023 Buddy! 1277 00:58:33,025 --> 00:58:35,859 Come on, let's wake Mitch up! 1278 00:58:35,861 --> 00:58:37,594 Wait... no, bu... no. 1279 00:58:37,596 --> 00:58:38,595 Buddy, n-n... 1280 00:58:38,597 --> 00:58:39,763 Aah! 1281 00:58:46,438 --> 00:58:48,505 - Excuse me. - Oh, hey, man. 1282 00:58:48,507 --> 00:58:50,541 Sorry. We don't open for another hour. 1283 00:58:50,543 --> 00:58:52,543 Yeah, I know. I was in here the other night. 1284 00:58:52,545 --> 00:58:53,977 I think I left my credit card. 1285 00:58:53,979 --> 00:58:56,079 I was... Playing the, uh, 1286 00:58:56,081 --> 00:58:57,881 - whipping post. - Yes! 1287 00:58:57,883 --> 00:58:59,683 I remember you! 1288 00:58:59,685 --> 00:59:00,984 You're awesome! 1289 00:59:00,986 --> 00:59:02,152 - Thank you. - Yeah. No, man, 1290 00:59:02,154 --> 00:59:04,621 you're one tough son of a bitch! 1291 00:59:04,623 --> 00:59:07,191 Thank you. 1292 00:59:07,193 --> 00:59:09,593 - Uh, the credit card. - Oh, you don't just like 1293 00:59:09,595 --> 00:59:11,128 staring at each other awkwardly. 1294 00:59:11,130 --> 00:59:13,497 - Sorry. I'll be right back. - Thank you. 1295 00:59:13,499 --> 00:59:15,566 I'll call you later. 1296 00:59:21,906 --> 00:59:23,874 What are you doing here? 1297 00:59:23,876 --> 00:59:25,742 Picking up my credit card. 1298 00:59:25,744 --> 00:59:27,878 What are you doing here? 1299 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,047 Nothin'. 1300 00:59:30,049 --> 00:59:32,916 I don't know what you think you saw here, 1301 00:59:32,918 --> 00:59:35,953 but, uh... You didn't see anything. 1302 00:59:35,955 --> 00:59:38,522 Didn't say I did. 1303 00:59:38,524 --> 00:59:40,491 Good. 1304 00:59:44,196 --> 00:59:46,530 Mr. Mitch Becker... 1305 00:59:46,532 --> 00:59:48,532 - Here you go. - Thank you. 1306 00:59:48,534 --> 00:59:52,002 Oh, and on tabs this high, we automatically add 20%. 1307 00:59:53,872 --> 00:59:56,573 - You have a pen? - Probably. 1308 01:00:06,118 --> 01:00:09,052 I only got a few minutes, whoever you are. 1309 01:00:09,054 --> 01:00:10,120 I... oh. 1310 01:00:10,122 --> 01:00:12,823 - Hello, Donna. - Stanley Jones. 1311 01:00:12,825 --> 01:00:14,725 What brings you out here? 1312 01:00:14,727 --> 01:00:16,627 Well, for starters, I was hoping 1313 01:00:16,629 --> 01:00:21,765 that you would fix me one of your delicious cups of coffee. 1314 01:00:21,767 --> 01:00:23,767 The house looks great. 1315 01:00:23,769 --> 01:00:25,802 Thank you. 1316 01:00:25,804 --> 01:00:27,237 How's Elizabeth? 1317 01:00:27,239 --> 01:00:30,874 I understand that she has an old friend in town visiting. 1318 01:00:30,876 --> 01:00:33,844 Oh, Mitch. He drove all the way from Boston to see her. 1319 01:00:33,846 --> 01:00:35,212 She's so excited. 1320 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:37,915 They haven't seen each other since college. 1321 01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:40,851 How heartwarming. 1322 01:00:40,853 --> 01:00:45,222 You've never been good at smalltalk, Stan. 1323 01:00:45,224 --> 01:00:47,124 Why are you here? 1324 01:00:47,126 --> 01:00:51,194 I just wanna make sure that she's going forward with this wedding. 1325 01:00:51,196 --> 01:00:53,597 Well, of course she is. 1326 01:00:53,599 --> 01:00:55,265 Why would you... 1327 01:00:55,267 --> 01:00:56,833 you don't think... 1328 01:00:56,835 --> 01:00:59,336 Oh, Stan! 1329 01:00:59,338 --> 01:01:01,071 They're just friends. 1330 01:01:01,073 --> 01:01:04,207 Trust me. You have nothing to worry about. 1331 01:01:04,209 --> 01:01:05,709 You're right, Donna. 1332 01:01:05,711 --> 01:01:07,210 I'm not very good at small talk. 1333 01:01:07,212 --> 01:01:10,314 I want your assurance that my son's wedding 1334 01:01:10,316 --> 01:01:12,749 is gonna go off without a hitch. 1335 01:01:12,751 --> 01:01:14,952 It would be a shame if I had to... 1336 01:01:14,954 --> 01:01:18,822 Sell certain assets in order to make up my losses. 1337 01:01:20,124 --> 01:01:22,626 Well, let me be perfectly clear. 1338 01:01:22,628 --> 01:01:27,798 You can be well assured that the wedding will go on as planned. 1339 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,068 Thank you. I can get the key in, 1340 01:01:31,070 --> 01:01:32,669 but then when I turn it... oh! 1341 01:01:32,671 --> 01:01:36,106 Just the new paint sticking to the door. 1342 01:01:36,108 --> 01:01:38,208 Thank you. 1343 01:01:38,210 --> 01:01:40,043 Oh, I'm Elizabeth Carter. 1344 01:01:40,045 --> 01:01:41,979 Hi, Elizabeth. 1345 01:01:41,981 --> 01:01:44,147 - And you are... - Oh. 1346 01:01:44,149 --> 01:01:47,217 I'm bitch maker. Mitch. Becker. 1347 01:01:47,219 --> 01:01:49,186 Fourth floor. What the hell? 1348 01:01:49,188 --> 01:01:50,821 - Hey, roomie. - Hi. 1349 01:01:50,823 --> 01:01:52,823 Mm. 1350 01:01:52,825 --> 01:01:56,693 Uh, well, I'll leave you two alone. 1351 01:01:56,695 --> 01:01:59,129 You know, we should hang out some time. 1352 01:01:59,131 --> 01:02:00,364 Gr-oss! 1353 01:02:01,966 --> 01:02:03,266 That'd be great. 1354 01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:06,103 - See ya. - Yeah. 1355 01:02:06,105 --> 01:02:07,971 Bye. 1356 01:02:09,841 --> 01:02:11,708 Bye. 1357 01:02:16,782 --> 01:02:19,316 What happened to you, man? 1358 01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:21,718 Oh, I just fell in love. 1359 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,221 I just got high in the quad. 1360 01:02:24,223 --> 01:02:26,256 - College. - College. 1361 01:02:32,263 --> 01:02:34,965 - Hey, hey. - Hey. 1362 01:02:34,967 --> 01:02:37,034 Somebody had a long day at work, huh? 1363 01:02:37,036 --> 01:02:39,703 - Yes. - Care to join me? 1364 01:02:39,705 --> 01:02:41,772 You know I hate drinking alone. 1365 01:02:41,774 --> 01:02:42,973 Sure. 1366 01:02:48,780 --> 01:02:50,313 Here you go. 1367 01:02:50,315 --> 01:02:52,816 - Thank you. - Cheers. 1368 01:02:58,322 --> 01:03:01,291 Listen, Elizabeth, I want to apologize 1369 01:03:01,293 --> 01:03:03,360 - for the way... - No, Mitch, honestly, 1370 01:03:03,362 --> 01:03:05,796 I'm the one that owes the apology. 1371 01:03:05,798 --> 01:03:08,331 After I thought about it, I can totally understand 1372 01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:09,900 why you felt that way about Jake. 1373 01:03:09,902 --> 01:03:11,334 Listen, I don't even know him... 1374 01:03:11,336 --> 01:03:13,036 no, no, just... 1375 01:03:13,038 --> 01:03:14,371 Let me finish, okay? 1376 01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:17,240 This is kind of difficult for me to say. 1377 01:03:19,210 --> 01:03:22,312 My parents always thought that they'd retired here. 1378 01:03:22,314 --> 01:03:27,751 And then my dad died suddenly, and both of us were really devastated. 1379 01:03:27,753 --> 01:03:29,953 Six months later, I'm living in Los Angeles 1380 01:03:29,955 --> 01:03:32,122 and I'm about to get married, and then that didn't happen 1381 01:03:32,124 --> 01:03:35,392 because I found my fiance in bed with my best friend. 1382 01:03:35,394 --> 01:03:38,328 My life was kinda going nowhere. 1383 01:03:38,330 --> 01:03:40,997 I felt like... Felt like I needed to move home, 1384 01:03:40,999 --> 01:03:42,332 and then once I got here, 1385 01:03:42,334 --> 01:03:45,168 I found out my mom was about to lose the house. 1386 01:03:45,170 --> 01:03:49,406 She got caught up in one of those refinancing schemes, 1387 01:03:49,408 --> 01:03:52,943 and she had no choice but to sell or be foreclosed. 1388 01:03:52,945 --> 01:03:57,080 - Mm. Wow. - That's when I met Jake. 1389 01:03:57,082 --> 01:03:59,182 He came to look at the house 1390 01:03:59,184 --> 01:04:02,819 and pretty soon realized that all he could do was look at me. 1391 01:04:02,821 --> 01:04:07,090 I know it sounds really silly, but after what I had been through, 1392 01:04:07,092 --> 01:04:10,393 it felt really nice. 1393 01:04:10,395 --> 01:04:13,864 We went to dinner. I explained our situation. 1394 01:04:13,866 --> 01:04:16,066 And shortly after that, he bought the house 1395 01:04:16,068 --> 01:04:17,968 and said that we could stay. 1396 01:04:17,970 --> 01:04:19,302 For free? 1397 01:04:19,304 --> 01:04:23,106 His family has a lot of money. 1398 01:04:23,108 --> 01:04:24,508 Ah, I see. For free 1399 01:04:24,510 --> 01:04:26,877 as long as the two of you are together. 1400 01:04:26,879 --> 01:04:29,346 It's really not like that. 1401 01:04:29,348 --> 01:04:33,250 He proposed. I said yes. 1402 01:04:33,252 --> 01:04:35,952 And here we are. 1403 01:04:38,256 --> 01:04:41,458 What can I say about that? 1404 01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:44,795 I guess I don't really need you to say anything. 1405 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,101 Thank you. 1406 01:05:31,309 --> 01:05:32,509 - Woman... - Shh. 1407 01:05:32,511 --> 01:05:34,144 - Potter residence. - Hey, Donna, 1408 01:05:34,146 --> 01:05:37,347 - is Elizabeth there? - Oh, good morning, Jake. 1409 01:05:37,349 --> 01:05:39,916 I think she's awake... she must be around here somewhere. 1410 01:05:39,918 --> 01:05:42,886 Let me try and fi... it's for you. 1411 01:05:42,888 --> 01:05:44,354 Hey, you. 1412 01:05:44,356 --> 01:05:45,989 Hello, sweetheart. Look, I'm sorry, 1413 01:05:45,991 --> 01:05:47,591 but I'm not gonna be able to make 1414 01:05:47,593 --> 01:05:51,194 that photographer appointment this morning. 1415 01:05:51,196 --> 01:05:52,429 Uh... 1416 01:05:52,431 --> 01:05:54,497 Is... okay. Is everything all right? 1417 01:05:54,499 --> 01:05:57,267 No, everything's fine, but my dad just wants to show me 1418 01:05:57,269 --> 01:05:59,069 this building he's thinking of purchasing. 1419 01:05:59,071 --> 01:06:01,438 - You mind going on your own? - I would like for you 1420 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:05,175 to be there, but if you can't, I can do it by myself. 1421 01:06:05,177 --> 01:06:06,443 That's my girl. 1422 01:06:06,445 --> 01:06:10,046 Okay. I'll see you when I get back. 1423 01:06:11,949 --> 01:06:13,516 What now? 1424 01:06:13,518 --> 01:06:15,118 Jake has to go meet his dad, 1425 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:18,555 so I get to go to the photographer by myself. 1426 01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:20,957 - Want me to go with you? - No. 1427 01:06:20,959 --> 01:06:23,260 I'm okay. Thank you. 1428 01:06:23,262 --> 01:06:24,928 Pretty please? 1429 01:06:24,930 --> 01:06:28,231 No. Let me read you your horoscope instead. 1430 01:06:28,233 --> 01:06:30,934 - Oh, please. - Leo. 1431 01:06:42,113 --> 01:06:43,313 Good morning. 1432 01:06:43,315 --> 01:06:45,148 Good morning. 1433 01:06:45,150 --> 01:06:46,917 Um... 1434 01:06:46,919 --> 01:06:48,518 I was coming to actually tell you 1435 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,154 that I'm leaving to go meet with the wedding photographer. 1436 01:06:51,156 --> 01:06:52,656 I'll be back in a little bit, though. 1437 01:06:52,658 --> 01:06:55,959 That's good, 'cause your mom asked me to clean some stuff out in the garage, so... 1438 01:06:55,961 --> 01:06:58,395 She did? That's nice of you. 1439 01:06:58,397 --> 01:07:00,664 - Thank you. - Oh, not a problem. 1440 01:07:00,666 --> 01:07:03,133 All right, I'll see you later. Yeah. 1441 01:07:03,135 --> 01:07:05,101 - Awesome. - Yeah. 1442 01:07:07,638 --> 01:07:09,506 Oh, my God. 1443 01:07:21,218 --> 01:07:25,689 Hey, douche bag, you and me gotta talk, bro. 1444 01:07:25,691 --> 01:07:28,291 What is your problem now? 1445 01:07:28,293 --> 01:07:30,460 What'd you tell her, man? 1446 01:07:30,462 --> 01:07:33,263 I see the ankle healed up nice. Screw my ankle, all right? 1447 01:07:33,265 --> 01:07:34,531 What did you tell her? 1448 01:07:34,533 --> 01:07:37,000 I didn't tell her anything, okay? 1449 01:07:37,002 --> 01:07:38,368 'Cause it would devastate her. 1450 01:07:38,370 --> 01:07:40,570 Give me a break. You expect me to believe that? 1451 01:07:40,572 --> 01:07:43,039 After what I saw last night? 1452 01:07:43,041 --> 01:07:45,008 Last night? There was nothing to see. 1453 01:07:45,010 --> 01:07:47,477 I saw you! I was right over there! 1454 01:07:47,479 --> 01:07:49,145 She kissed you! 1455 01:07:49,147 --> 01:07:50,580 And you kissed her back. 1456 01:07:50,582 --> 01:07:52,549 You love her, man! 1457 01:07:52,551 --> 01:07:55,218 You've always loved her. 1458 01:07:56,621 --> 01:07:58,655 Elizabeth made her choice, okay? 1459 01:07:58,657 --> 01:08:01,424 And whether I like it or not, 1460 01:08:01,426 --> 01:08:04,260 I'm not gonna do anything to screw up her life. 1461 01:08:04,262 --> 01:08:05,695 Well, guess what, jerk off? 1462 01:08:05,697 --> 01:08:07,764 That's exactly what you're doing. 1463 01:08:07,766 --> 01:08:10,066 Now, I'm gonna be back in an hour. 1464 01:08:10,068 --> 01:08:12,335 Make up any bogus excuse you want, 1465 01:08:12,337 --> 01:08:14,738 but when I get back, your bags better be packed 1466 01:08:14,740 --> 01:08:17,741 and you better be headed back to Boston. 1467 01:08:17,743 --> 01:08:20,043 Got it? 1468 01:08:27,386 --> 01:08:29,185 Whoa! 1469 01:08:29,187 --> 01:08:31,521 Buddy! 1470 01:08:31,523 --> 01:08:32,722 It's okay, buddy. 1471 01:08:32,724 --> 01:08:34,391 - Oh... - Help me get him in the car. 1472 01:08:34,393 --> 01:08:38,061 - Uh... No. No. - Where you going? 1473 01:08:38,063 --> 01:08:41,431 Jake, help me get buddy in the car! 1474 01:08:44,136 --> 01:08:46,136 What... 1475 01:08:48,106 --> 01:08:50,707 Okay, buddy. It's okay, I'm here. 1476 01:08:53,244 --> 01:08:55,278 One, two, three. 1477 01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:56,713 Okay, bud. 1478 01:08:56,715 --> 01:08:59,149 Okay, I got you. I got you. 1479 01:08:59,151 --> 01:09:01,351 Donna. 1480 01:09:01,353 --> 01:09:03,820 Donna, get the car! 1481 01:09:08,459 --> 01:09:10,693 Dr. Dana Burke, please dial extension 202. 1482 01:09:10,695 --> 01:09:13,596 Dr. Burke, please dial extension 202. 1483 01:09:15,733 --> 01:09:17,333 Oh, honey, honey, honey. 1484 01:09:17,335 --> 01:09:18,835 Honey. 1485 01:09:18,837 --> 01:09:22,138 - I'm so glad you're here. - Is buddy okay? 1486 01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:25,175 Mitch is back there with the doctor right now. 1487 01:09:25,177 --> 01:09:27,243 I've called Jake a hundred times. 1488 01:09:27,245 --> 01:09:29,279 He's not answering his phone. 1489 01:09:29,281 --> 01:09:30,413 Mitch! 1490 01:09:30,415 --> 01:09:31,614 Listen, it's gonna be okay. 1491 01:09:31,616 --> 01:09:33,316 Oh, my God, your shirt. 1492 01:09:33,318 --> 01:09:34,551 It's okay, all right? 1493 01:09:34,553 --> 01:09:35,685 The doctors are with him right now. 1494 01:09:35,687 --> 01:09:38,855 He's gonna be out in a second to let us know what's going on. 1495 01:09:38,857 --> 01:09:41,291 - How is he? - Well, we were able 1496 01:09:41,293 --> 01:09:43,560 to stop the bleeding and repair the damage 1497 01:09:43,562 --> 01:09:46,329 to the leg and the abdomen. 1498 01:09:46,331 --> 01:09:47,630 Is he gonna be okay? 1499 01:09:47,632 --> 01:09:49,499 It looks very good. 1500 01:09:49,501 --> 01:09:50,834 He'll have a full recovery. 1501 01:09:50,836 --> 01:09:53,536 - Thank you. - Thank Mitch. 1502 01:09:53,538 --> 01:09:57,173 It was Mitch's quick action that saved buddy's life. 1503 01:09:57,175 --> 01:09:59,142 Thank you. 1504 01:09:59,144 --> 01:10:01,344 - Can we see him? - Sure. Just remember, 1505 01:10:01,346 --> 01:10:02,579 he's a little out of it. 1506 01:10:02,581 --> 01:10:04,481 He hasn't been moved to recovery yet, 1507 01:10:04,483 --> 01:10:07,450 but I'm sure he'd like to see his mom and dad. 1508 01:10:07,452 --> 01:10:08,885 Oh, Mitch isn't his dad. 1509 01:10:08,887 --> 01:10:11,588 He's a friend visiting in town. 1510 01:10:11,590 --> 01:10:13,490 Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt you, 1511 01:10:13,492 --> 01:10:15,792 but I have some paperwork that needs filling out. 1512 01:10:15,794 --> 01:10:18,161 No problem. You two go. 1513 01:10:18,163 --> 01:10:20,864 - Thank you, mom. - I'll take care of this. 1514 01:10:20,866 --> 01:10:23,366 I'm just gonna give you guys a couple minutes, 1515 01:10:23,368 --> 01:10:26,669 then we have to move him. 1516 01:10:27,705 --> 01:10:29,772 You okay? 1517 01:10:29,774 --> 01:10:31,574 You wanna be alone? 1518 01:10:31,576 --> 01:10:33,676 No. 1519 01:10:46,390 --> 01:10:48,691 Hey... 1520 01:11:11,448 --> 01:11:13,716 I'm just glad he's gonna be all right. 1521 01:11:13,718 --> 01:11:16,319 - Me too. - Yeah. 1522 01:11:18,189 --> 01:11:19,889 Oh, honey. 1523 01:11:21,926 --> 01:11:24,394 Oh... thank you, Mitch. 1524 01:11:24,396 --> 01:11:26,196 Thank you so much. 1525 01:11:26,198 --> 01:11:28,831 Okay. I'll see you both at home. 1526 01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:31,367 - Drive safe, mom. - Okay. 1527 01:11:34,605 --> 01:11:36,606 I'm just happy he's coming home in a few days. 1528 01:11:36,608 --> 01:11:38,408 That's great. 1529 01:11:38,410 --> 01:11:41,211 It's Jake. I don't want to deal with that right now. 1530 01:11:41,213 --> 01:11:44,314 You wanna go get something to eat? 1531 01:11:45,549 --> 01:11:47,817 You know, I know my timing kinda sucks right now, 1532 01:11:47,819 --> 01:11:50,620 but, um... I think I'm gonna go. 1533 01:11:50,622 --> 01:11:52,622 Oh, okay. Um... 1534 01:11:52,624 --> 01:11:54,657 See you at the house. 1535 01:11:54,659 --> 01:11:57,293 No. I mean I'm gonna leave. 1536 01:11:57,295 --> 01:11:58,661 Like for good? 1537 01:11:58,663 --> 01:12:01,497 Mitch, we still have the wedding. 1538 01:12:01,499 --> 01:12:02,799 I need you there. 1539 01:12:02,801 --> 01:12:05,401 - You don't need me there. - Yes, I do. 1540 01:12:05,403 --> 01:12:08,838 Why? Why do you need me there? 1541 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:11,241 It's your wedding, for Christ's sake. 1542 01:12:11,243 --> 01:12:15,245 You never really talked to me like that before. 1543 01:12:15,247 --> 01:12:17,313 And you know what, Mitch? 1544 01:12:17,315 --> 01:12:19,949 You're right. Your timing could not be worse. 1545 01:12:19,951 --> 01:12:22,852 Why is it so important that I be at your wedding, huh? 1546 01:12:22,854 --> 01:12:24,454 You wanna rub it in my face? 1547 01:12:24,456 --> 01:12:27,323 Rub it in your face? What are you talking about? 1548 01:12:27,325 --> 01:12:28,625 God, jeez... 1549 01:12:28,627 --> 01:12:30,360 Jake is right. I am a wuss. 1550 01:12:30,362 --> 01:12:32,028 You might as well just make me the maid of honor. 1551 01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:33,563 What does that mean? 1552 01:12:33,565 --> 01:12:35,565 - You don't get it, do you? - Get what? 1553 01:12:35,567 --> 01:12:38,301 I'm in love with you. 1554 01:12:40,671 --> 01:12:42,739 Why would you tell me that? 1555 01:12:42,741 --> 01:12:46,876 I've wanted to tell you that since the first time I met you. 1556 01:12:46,878 --> 01:12:52,415 Do you know why I came to find you? 1557 01:12:52,417 --> 01:12:54,784 Do you remember what we said to each other? 1558 01:12:54,786 --> 01:12:56,419 The day before graduation. 1559 01:12:58,489 --> 01:13:00,323 Ten years ago. 1560 01:13:01,592 --> 01:13:03,860 Tell me. 1561 01:13:03,862 --> 01:13:06,462 Mitch, tell me. 1562 01:13:13,871 --> 01:13:17,006 Take care of yourself. 1563 01:13:32,623 --> 01:13:34,490 Hey. 1564 01:13:34,492 --> 01:13:37,093 Donna filled me in. Are you okay? 1565 01:13:39,430 --> 01:13:41,964 No. 1566 01:14:18,502 --> 01:14:22,438 ♪ I know you just wanna save me ♪ 1567 01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:25,007 ♪ how bad I wanna let you ♪ 1568 01:14:25,009 --> 01:14:28,678 ♪ 'cause there's so much I wanna be ♪ 1569 01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:30,680 ♪ and I don't wanna regret you ♪ 1570 01:14:30,682 --> 01:14:33,816 ♪ but I miss you when you're gone ♪ 1571 01:14:33,818 --> 01:14:36,586 ♪ I wanted this so very long ♪ 1572 01:14:36,588 --> 01:14:40,022 ♪ and I feel a breakdown coming on ♪ 1573 01:14:40,024 --> 01:14:42,024 Hi. Is this Rudy? 1574 01:14:42,026 --> 01:14:44,794 ♪ I'm losing it, I gotta let you go ♪ 1575 01:14:44,796 --> 01:14:47,397 ♪ while I go through this ♪ 1576 01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:50,400 ♪ I'm losing it, don't wanna say good-bye ♪ 1577 01:14:50,402 --> 01:14:53,436 ♪ but I can't do this ♪ 1578 01:14:53,438 --> 01:14:55,972 ♪ I'm losing it, I know it's time ♪ 1579 01:14:55,974 --> 01:14:57,673 ♪ I tried it all ♪ 1580 01:14:57,675 --> 01:15:00,476 ♪ I loved and I won and still I fall ♪ 1581 01:15:00,478 --> 01:15:04,080 ♪ but I'm finally losing it ♪ 1582 01:15:06,850 --> 01:15:10,887 ♪ so hard waking up alone ♪ 1583 01:15:10,889 --> 01:15:12,922 ♪ and chasing my dreams ♪ 1584 01:15:12,924 --> 01:15:16,659 ♪ it's so far to walk this road ♪ 1585 01:15:16,661 --> 01:15:18,928 ♪ with no guarantees ♪ 1586 01:15:18,930 --> 01:15:21,864 ♪ and never know that every song ♪ 1587 01:15:21,866 --> 01:15:24,834 ♪ reminds me of you being gone ♪ 1588 01:15:24,836 --> 01:15:29,472 ♪ and I feel a breakdown coming on ♪ 1589 01:15:29,474 --> 01:15:32,809 ♪ I'm losing it, I gotta let you go ♪ 1590 01:15:32,811 --> 01:15:35,178 ♪ while I go through this ♪ 1591 01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:38,181 ♪ I'm losing it, don't wanna say good-bye ♪ 1592 01:15:38,183 --> 01:15:41,651 ♪ but I can't do this ♪ 1593 01:15:41,653 --> 01:15:44,754 ♪ I'm losing it, I know it's time ♪ 1594 01:15:44,756 --> 01:15:46,055 ♪ I tried it all ♪ 1595 01:15:46,057 --> 01:15:48,524 ♪ I loved and I won and still I fall ♪ 1596 01:15:48,526 --> 01:15:51,861 ♪ but I'm finally losing it ♪ 1597 01:15:51,863 --> 01:15:56,098 ♪ oh, when I'm out of town ♪ 1598 01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:59,535 ♪ and you're not around ♪ 1599 01:15:59,537 --> 01:16:02,171 ♪ I'll be breaking down ♪ 1600 01:16:02,173 --> 01:16:08,144 ♪ I'm breaking down ♪ 1601 01:16:08,146 --> 01:16:10,179 I'm looking at the same numbers. 1602 01:16:10,181 --> 01:16:13,649 But, well, no, I can assure you, it's all tax deductible. 1603 01:16:13,651 --> 01:16:15,685 It is. 1604 01:16:15,687 --> 01:16:17,553 Let's go through last month's projected 1605 01:16:17,555 --> 01:16:18,955 and actually see where we came out. 1606 01:16:18,957 --> 01:16:21,224 I think you're gonna be very happy. 1607 01:16:21,226 --> 01:16:23,259 ♪ I'm losing it, I'm losing it ♪ 1608 01:16:23,261 --> 01:16:26,095 ♪ I'm losing it, I'm losing it ♪ 1609 01:16:26,097 --> 01:16:27,730 ♪ I'm losing it ♪ 1610 01:16:27,732 --> 01:16:32,235 ♪ I gotta let you go while I go through this ♪ 1611 01:16:32,237 --> 01:16:35,204 ♪ I'm losing it, don't wanna say good-bye ♪ 1612 01:16:35,206 --> 01:16:38,107 ♪ but I can't do this ♪ 1613 01:16:38,109 --> 01:16:39,876 ♪ I'm losing it ♪ 1614 01:16:39,878 --> 01:16:44,146 ♪ honey, I don't wanna put you through this ♪ 1615 01:16:44,148 --> 01:16:47,750 ♪ I'm losing it, baby, please don't cry ♪ 1616 01:16:47,752 --> 01:16:50,086 ♪ but I can't do this ♪ 1617 01:16:50,088 --> 01:16:52,021 ♪ I'm losing it ♪ 1618 01:16:52,023 --> 01:16:55,925 ♪ oh, oh, no ♪ 1619 01:16:55,927 --> 01:16:59,128 ♪ I'm losing it ♪ 1620 01:16:59,130 --> 01:17:02,164 ♪ oh oh ♪ 1621 01:17:02,166 --> 01:17:03,699 ♪ I'm losing it ♪ 1622 01:17:03,701 --> 01:17:06,602 ♪ I know it's time, I tried it all ♪ 1623 01:17:06,604 --> 01:17:09,305 ♪ I loved and I won and still I fall ♪ 1624 01:17:09,307 --> 01:17:13,709 ♪ but I'm finally losing it ♪ 1625 01:17:13,711 --> 01:17:16,746 I'm losing it. 1626 01:17:16,748 --> 01:17:19,181 You look beautiful. 1627 01:17:19,183 --> 01:17:22,785 Your father would be so... 1628 01:17:22,787 --> 01:17:25,054 Proud today. 1629 01:17:25,056 --> 01:17:27,857 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1630 01:17:27,859 --> 01:17:29,892 Elizabeth... 1631 01:17:29,894 --> 01:17:31,961 You need to stop. 1632 01:17:31,963 --> 01:17:35,631 Mitch isn't coming. 1633 01:17:35,633 --> 01:17:38,901 I know. I just can't stop thinking about him. 1634 01:17:38,903 --> 01:17:42,638 It's my wedding day, and all I think about is Mitch. 1635 01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:45,775 It may sound strange, but I keep thinking about him too. 1636 01:17:45,777 --> 01:17:47,877 - Mother! - What? 1637 01:17:47,879 --> 01:17:49,712 He's a nice republican. 1638 01:17:49,714 --> 01:17:51,647 He's actually a registered independent. 1639 01:17:51,649 --> 01:17:54,884 On the outside. Not in here. 1640 01:17:56,253 --> 01:17:58,087 I miss him. 1641 01:18:02,859 --> 01:18:04,126 Is she here? 1642 01:18:04,128 --> 01:18:05,695 You're not supposed to be here. 1643 01:18:05,697 --> 01:18:08,331 Donna, I'm gonna be married to this woman in about 30 minutes. 1644 01:18:08,333 --> 01:18:09,899 I think it's okay if I see her now, okay? 1645 01:18:09,901 --> 01:18:12,969 No, no. Not until she walks down that aisle. 1646 01:18:12,971 --> 01:18:14,704 Fine. Fine. 1647 01:18:14,706 --> 01:18:16,205 You haven't seen Mitch around, have you? 1648 01:18:16,207 --> 01:18:18,040 - No. He isn't here. - Good. 1649 01:18:18,042 --> 01:18:20,042 'Cause the next time I see him, I'm gonna put him 1650 01:18:20,044 --> 01:18:22,178 - in the hospital... you got it? - Will you stop with that? 1651 01:18:22,180 --> 01:18:28,217 He's the one who saved buddy after you hit him and took off. 1652 01:18:28,219 --> 01:18:30,886 Besides... They made a pact ten years ago 1653 01:18:30,888 --> 01:18:33,656 to marry each other only for him to find out 1654 01:18:33,658 --> 01:18:35,291 that she's marrying you instead. 1655 01:18:35,293 --> 01:18:37,360 So I think I'd cut him a little slack, honey. 1656 01:18:37,362 --> 01:18:38,961 They made a pact? 1657 01:18:38,963 --> 01:18:41,364 Gosh, Donna, I don't know what to say. 1658 01:18:41,366 --> 01:18:44,200 That's so touching. Come on, are you kidding me? 1659 01:18:44,202 --> 01:18:45,735 Who the hell even does that? 1660 01:18:45,737 --> 01:18:47,236 And that whole buddy thing, by the way? 1661 01:18:47,238 --> 01:18:49,338 I was trying to protect my family's reputation. 1662 01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:51,941 Go back to your friends, Jake. 1663 01:18:51,943 --> 01:18:53,142 We'll see you downstairs. 1664 01:18:53,144 --> 01:18:55,878 Yeah, I'll see you downstairs. 1665 01:19:00,751 --> 01:19:03,419 - Everything okay? - Everything's fine. 1666 01:19:03,421 --> 01:19:07,323 It's terrific. So... 1667 01:19:07,325 --> 01:19:10,192 You ready to get married? 1668 01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:18,901 How's dad? 1669 01:19:18,903 --> 01:19:23,406 Well, look, I'm gonna see you guys Sunday anyway, okay? 1670 01:19:23,408 --> 01:19:26,242 Yes, I'm still coming for dinner. 1671 01:19:26,244 --> 01:19:27,977 Okay? 1672 01:19:27,979 --> 01:19:31,280 I love you too. 1673 01:19:31,282 --> 01:19:32,848 All right, bye. 1674 01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:51,100 Buddy? 1675 01:19:51,102 --> 01:19:53,102 Buddy! Ha ha ha! 1676 01:19:53,104 --> 01:19:55,471 Is that you? You look great? 1677 01:19:55,473 --> 01:20:00,309 I was about to say the same thing about you. 1678 01:20:00,311 --> 01:20:04,046 Looks like someone took up jogging. 1679 01:20:04,048 --> 01:20:05,848 What are you doing here? 1680 01:20:05,850 --> 01:20:09,885 I just thought that you'd like to see that buddy was doing okay. 1681 01:20:09,887 --> 01:20:14,790 So you came all the way to Boston to tell me buddy's okay. 1682 01:20:14,792 --> 01:20:18,427 No, actually, I came all the way to Boston 1683 01:20:18,429 --> 01:20:21,197 to show you that buddy was okay. 1684 01:20:21,199 --> 01:20:23,933 Why would you do that? 1685 01:20:25,769 --> 01:20:26,836 Well... 1686 01:20:34,979 --> 01:20:37,046 Will you stop with that? 1687 01:20:37,048 --> 01:20:42,251 He's the one who saved buddy after you hit him and took off. 1688 01:20:42,253 --> 01:20:45,488 Besides... They made a pact ten years ago 1689 01:20:45,490 --> 01:20:48,190 to marry each other, only for him to find out 1690 01:20:48,192 --> 01:20:51,360 that she's marrying you instead. 1691 01:21:22,058 --> 01:21:24,994 - Everything okay? - Everything's fine. 1692 01:21:24,996 --> 01:21:28,230 It's terrific. So... 1693 01:21:28,232 --> 01:21:30,933 You ready to get married? 1694 01:21:55,158 --> 01:21:58,093 Sorry. 1695 01:22:12,909 --> 01:22:15,511 Whoa, compadre. Where do you think you're going? 1696 01:22:15,513 --> 01:22:17,313 Who the hell are you? Get your hands off me! 1697 01:22:17,315 --> 01:22:18,914 Ow! Ow! 1698 01:22:18,916 --> 01:22:21,550 Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this my way. 1699 01:22:21,552 --> 01:22:23,519 - It's your choice. - Mother... ow! Ow! 1700 01:22:23,521 --> 01:22:26,055 Okay. It's my way. Let's go. 1701 01:22:31,528 --> 01:22:35,064 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 1702 01:22:35,066 --> 01:22:38,634 I'm sorry to inform you, but there will no longer be a wedding here today. 1703 01:22:38,636 --> 01:22:41,604 It seems that the bride to be has had a change of heart. 1704 01:22:41,606 --> 01:22:43,873 And as I look around this beautiful setting, 1705 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:46,542 it seems none of you are shocked. 1706 01:22:47,911 --> 01:22:50,980 Excuse me, but you're hurting my son. 1707 01:22:50,982 --> 01:22:53,515 - Yes, I am. - Would you please stop? 1708 01:22:53,517 --> 01:22:55,417 Where's Donna? 1709 01:22:57,622 --> 01:23:00,022 No worries. Elizabeth called me. 1710 01:23:00,024 --> 01:23:01,156 Jake, it's over. 1711 01:23:01,158 --> 01:23:04,026 Don't come looking for Elizabeth... Ever. 1712 01:23:04,028 --> 01:23:06,095 If you do, you're not gonna find her... 1713 01:23:06,097 --> 01:23:07,196 you're gonna find me. 1714 01:23:07,198 --> 01:23:08,931 And I'm from Texas. 1715 01:23:11,068 --> 01:23:13,102 That means I'll barbecue his ass! 1716 01:23:13,104 --> 01:23:15,504 Oh! 1717 01:23:15,506 --> 01:23:17,406 - Y... - No. 1718 01:23:17,408 --> 01:23:19,508 Learn to leave on a high note. 1719 01:23:19,510 --> 01:23:21,644 You gonna be okay? 1720 01:23:21,646 --> 01:23:23,913 I'll be fine. Take care of her. 1721 01:23:23,915 --> 01:23:26,215 - Will do. - Thank you. 1722 01:23:26,217 --> 01:23:28,217 Good night, everybody. 1723 01:23:33,390 --> 01:23:35,691 You know what, guys? 1724 01:23:35,693 --> 01:23:38,027 I'm gonna go catch the Laker game. 1725 01:23:42,032 --> 01:23:44,333 You don't have to worry about him anymore. 1726 01:23:44,335 --> 01:23:46,168 Ha ha ha! So where we heading? 1727 01:23:46,170 --> 01:23:50,039 - Boston. - Ha ha! Beantown. Sweet! 1728 01:23:50,041 --> 01:23:52,675 Hey, baby, we just picked her up. 1729 01:23:52,677 --> 01:23:55,444 - We're on our way. - Hold on, girls. 1730 01:23:55,446 --> 01:23:57,546 Whoo-hoo! 1731 01:23:57,548 --> 01:24:00,182 - Whoo! - Yee-haw! 1732 01:24:00,184 --> 01:24:04,053 And we didn't stop until we got here. 1733 01:24:07,123 --> 01:24:08,324 Why would you do that? 1734 01:24:08,326 --> 01:24:10,125 I needed to see you. 1735 01:24:10,127 --> 01:24:13,629 I wanted to make things right between us. 1736 01:24:15,498 --> 01:24:18,400 Well... 1737 01:24:18,402 --> 01:24:20,369 You saw me. 1738 01:24:20,371 --> 01:24:23,105 You... 1739 01:24:23,107 --> 01:24:25,641 buddy looks great. 1740 01:24:25,643 --> 01:24:28,010 Mitch, wait. 1741 01:24:32,015 --> 01:24:34,183 It was the day of graduation, 1742 01:24:34,185 --> 01:24:38,620 and you were talking to Dave and I went over to steal you. 1743 01:24:38,622 --> 01:24:42,458 I told you what a special friend you were to me... 1744 01:24:42,460 --> 01:24:47,429 And if I have a regret it's that I never gave you a chance. 1745 01:24:47,431 --> 01:24:52,001 I never gave us a chance. 1746 01:24:52,003 --> 01:24:56,138 So here I am asking for a chance. 1747 01:24:56,140 --> 01:24:58,741 Mitch Becker, will you do me the honor 1748 01:24:58,743 --> 01:25:03,612 of fulfilling a promise that I made to you? 1749 01:25:03,614 --> 01:25:05,781 Will you marry me? 1750 01:25:05,783 --> 01:25:08,584 I love you, and I wanna spend the rest... 1751 01:25:08,586 --> 01:25:10,753 wait, stop. 1752 01:25:10,755 --> 01:25:14,656 I must have gone over this moment a thousand times in my head and... 1753 01:25:14,658 --> 01:25:19,428 Never once did I ever imagine it was going to be you proposing to me. 1754 01:25:19,430 --> 01:25:21,563 You're the love of my life. 1755 01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:27,269 Course I'm gonna marry you. 1756 01:25:31,775 --> 01:25:34,243 Wait, wait. One condition. 1757 01:25:34,245 --> 01:25:37,146 We don't... we don't wait. We do this. 1758 01:25:37,148 --> 01:25:40,516 No engagement. No ceremony. 1759 01:25:40,518 --> 01:25:42,084 No photographers. 1760 01:25:42,086 --> 01:25:44,486 We just... We do this right now. 1761 01:25:44,488 --> 01:25:47,356 We go down to city hall and do it... what do you say? 1762 01:25:47,358 --> 01:25:48,424 Deal? 1763 01:25:48,426 --> 01:25:49,825 I think I can do one better. 1764 01:25:49,827 --> 01:25:53,262 ♪ It's such a long way back to you ♪ 1765 01:25:53,264 --> 01:25:54,430 Hey, it's me. 1766 01:25:54,432 --> 01:25:57,433 Hold on, I'm gonna put you on speaker. 1767 01:25:57,435 --> 01:25:59,568 Okay, you're on. 1768 01:25:59,570 --> 01:26:01,537 What's up, my brother? 1769 01:26:01,539 --> 01:26:04,640 - Rudy! - Hey, Mitch, what's happening? 1770 01:26:04,642 --> 01:26:06,742 Oh, my gosh, Laura, how are... 1771 01:26:06,744 --> 01:26:09,144 - is Dave with you? - He sure is. 1772 01:26:09,146 --> 01:26:12,247 And I'm with her. Ha ha ha! 1773 01:26:12,249 --> 01:26:13,582 So, man, any news. 1774 01:26:13,584 --> 01:26:16,718 Well, I think we need pastor Rudy. 1775 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:18,720 - We're getting married. - Oh, congratulations. 1776 01:26:18,722 --> 01:26:20,222 There you go, my man. All right! 1777 01:26:20,224 --> 01:26:22,324 Wait, wait. Rudy's a pastor? 1778 01:26:22,326 --> 01:26:23,525 Hell, yeah. 1779 01:26:23,527 --> 01:26:25,094 Online, baby. 1780 01:26:25,096 --> 01:26:26,528 You can get a license or anything. 1781 01:26:26,530 --> 01:26:28,831 How soon can you be here? We wanna do it today. 1782 01:26:28,833 --> 01:26:30,866 Uh, half an hour? 1783 01:26:30,868 --> 01:26:33,268 Okay, we'll see you soon. 1784 01:26:35,805 --> 01:26:39,608 You know, they did say that we had 30 minutes. 1785 01:26:39,610 --> 01:26:42,845 Yes, they did. 1786 01:26:44,481 --> 01:26:49,218 Well, to quote my friend Dave, I did not predict that. 1787 01:26:49,220 --> 01:26:51,386 And if there's one thing I've learned, it's... 1788 01:26:51,388 --> 01:26:52,554 oh, wait, wait, wait. 1789 01:26:52,556 --> 01:26:54,323 Buddy! 1790 01:26:55,593 --> 01:26:57,426 I'm sorry. Where was I? 1791 01:26:57,428 --> 01:26:58,727 Ah, forget it. 1792 01:26:58,729 --> 01:26:59,862 I'm getting married! 1793 01:26:59,864 --> 01:27:02,364 Buddy come on! 1794 01:27:02,366 --> 01:27:06,301 ♪ The feeling's all around me and I can hardly wait ♪ 1795 01:27:06,303 --> 01:27:12,407 ♪ I'm still that boy from Texas ♪ 1796 01:27:12,409 --> 01:27:16,712 ♪ and I'm already home ♪ 1797 01:27:16,714 --> 01:27:19,615 ♪ no matter where I am ♪ 1798 01:27:19,617 --> 01:27:27,156 ♪ I know I'm home ♪ 1799 01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:31,627 ♪ and I'm already home ♪ 1800 01:27:31,629 --> 01:27:34,429 ♪ no matter where I am ♪ 1801 01:27:34,431 --> 01:27:39,635 ♪ I know I'm home ♪ 1802 01:27:43,573 --> 01:27:44,806 Now you know what it feels like. 1803 01:27:44,808 --> 01:27:46,408 Ooh! 1804 01:27:46,410 --> 01:27:48,844 Turnabout. Rah! 1805 01:27:48,846 --> 01:27:51,813 ♪ When the girls rule the world ♪ 1806 01:27:51,815 --> 01:27:55,584 ♪ when the girls rule the world ♪ 1807 01:27:55,586 --> 01:27:58,954 ♪ when the girls rule the world ♪ 1808 01:27:58,956 --> 01:28:01,723 ♪ there's a party every night of the week ♪ 1809 01:28:01,725 --> 01:28:03,692 ♪ ride the beat and come with me ♪ 1810 01:28:03,694 --> 01:28:06,862 ♪ oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oh oh ♪ 1811 01:28:06,864 --> 01:28:10,299 ♪ oh oh oh-oh-oh ♪ 1812 01:28:10,301 --> 01:28:12,601 ♪ a little less thinking, a lot more drinking ♪ 1813 01:28:12,603 --> 01:28:13,936 ♪ throw your hands up ♪ 1814 01:28:13,938 --> 01:28:15,470 ♪ tonight you're dressed to impress ♪ 1815 01:28:15,472 --> 01:28:17,806 ♪ don't know where you'll wind up ♪ 1816 01:28:17,808 --> 01:28:19,741 ♪ life of the party, pour more bacardi ♪ 1817 01:28:19,743 --> 01:28:21,310 ♪ till the sun's up ♪ 1818 01:28:21,312 --> 01:28:25,280 ♪ yes, we can, yes, we can, yes, we can ♪ 1819 01:28:25,282 --> 01:28:26,715 ♪ the drinks are flowing when we get going ♪ 1820 01:28:26,717 --> 01:28:28,317 ♪ life's so easy ♪ 1821 01:28:28,319 --> 01:28:29,818 ♪ steps up the side, I can't hide ♪ 1822 01:28:29,820 --> 01:28:32,221 ♪ when the beat starts moving through me ♪ 1823 01:28:32,223 --> 01:28:33,790 ♪ get the magic drink, make him feel lovesick ♪ 1824 01:28:33,791 --> 01:28:35,357 ♪ I'm thinking maybe ♪ 1825 01:28:35,359 --> 01:28:38,827 ♪ yes, we can, yes, we can, yes, we can ♪ 1826 01:28:38,829 --> 01:28:41,997 ♪ and if we have it our way, then one day ♪ 1827 01:28:41,999 --> 01:28:45,701 ♪ the time would soon come ♪ 1828 01:28:45,703 --> 01:28:47,536 ♪ when the girls rule the world ♪ 1829 01:28:47,538 --> 01:28:48,937 ♪ wah ah ah ♪ 1830 01:28:48,939 --> 01:28:51,707 ♪ when the girls rule the world ♪ 1831 01:28:51,709 --> 01:28:54,576 ♪ wah ah ah ah, when the girls rule the world ♪ 1832 01:28:54,578 --> 01:28:56,245 ♪ wah ah ah ♪ 1833 01:28:56,247 --> 01:28:58,714 ♪ there's a party every night of the week ♪ 1834 01:28:58,716 --> 01:29:02,251 ♪ ride the beat and come with me ♪ 1835 01:29:02,253 --> 01:29:04,453 ♪ come with me and feel the heat ♪ 1836 01:29:04,455 --> 01:29:05,988 ♪ heat heat heat ♪ 1837 01:29:05,990 --> 01:29:07,823 ♪ feel the heat and dance with me ♪ 1838 01:29:07,825 --> 01:29:09,424 ♪ oh oh oh-oh-oh oh oh oh ♪ 1839 01:29:09,426 --> 01:29:10,892 ♪ oh oh oh ♪ 1840 01:29:10,894 --> 01:29:12,928 ♪ there's a party every night of the week ♪ 1841 01:29:12,930 --> 01:29:14,596 ♪ ride the beat and come with me ♪ 1842 01:29:14,598 --> 01:29:17,833 ♪ I've missed mischief and missed misbehaving ♪ 1843 01:29:17,835 --> 01:29:19,735 ♪ it's a wild, wild lust for life ♪ 1844 01:29:19,737 --> 01:29:21,436 ♪ that I've been craving ♪ 1845 01:29:21,438 --> 01:29:22,571 ♪ gotta party tonight ♪ 1846 01:29:22,573 --> 01:29:24,706 ♪ bumpin' till l-light ♪ 1847 01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:26,475 ♪ don't think twice, roll the dice ♪ 1848 01:29:26,477 --> 01:29:27,976 ♪ naughty, never nice ♪ 1849 01:29:27,978 --> 01:29:31,747 ♪ I've missed mischief and missed misbehaving ♪ 1850 01:29:31,749 --> 01:29:34,049 ♪ it's a wild, wild lust for life ♪ 1851 01:29:34,051 --> 01:29:35,617 ♪ that I've been craving ♪ 1852 01:29:35,619 --> 01:29:36,885 ♪ gotta party tonight ♪ 1853 01:29:36,887 --> 01:29:38,920 ♪ bumpin' till l-light ♪ 1854 01:29:38,922 --> 01:29:40,889 ♪ don't think twice, roll the dice ♪ 1855 01:29:40,891 --> 01:29:42,057 ♪ naughty, never nice ♪ 1856 01:29:42,059 --> 01:29:44,359 ♪ and if we have it our way ♪ 1857 01:29:44,361 --> 01:29:45,894 ♪ then one day ♪ 1858 01:29:45,896 --> 01:29:49,631 ♪ the time would soon come ♪ 1859 01:29:49,633 --> 01:29:51,767 ♪ when the girls rule the world ♪ 1860 01:29:51,769 --> 01:29:53,035 ♪ wah ah ah ♪ 1861 01:29:53,037 --> 01:29:55,070 ♪ when the girls rule the world ♪ 1862 01:29:55,072 --> 01:29:58,440 ♪ wah ah ah ah, when the girls rule the world ♪ 1863 01:29:58,442 --> 01:30:00,075 ♪ wah ah ah ♪ 1864 01:30:00,077 --> 01:30:02,844 ♪ there's a party every night of the week ♪ 1865 01:30:02,846 --> 01:30:06,381 ♪ ride the beat and come with me ♪ 1866 01:30:06,383 --> 01:30:08,517 ♪ come with me and feel the heat ♪ 1867 01:30:08,519 --> 01:30:10,018 ♪ heat heat heat ♪ 1868 01:30:10,020 --> 01:30:11,653 ♪ feel the heat and dance with me ♪ 1869 01:30:11,655 --> 01:30:13,388 ♪ oh oh oh-oh-oh oh oh oh ♪ 1870 01:30:13,390 --> 01:30:14,656 ♪ oh oh oh ♪ 1871 01:30:14,658 --> 01:30:16,992 ♪ there's a party every night of the week ♪ 1872 01:30:16,994 --> 01:30:18,760 ♪ ride the beat and come with me ♪ 1873 01:30:18,762 --> 01:30:20,362 ♪ oh oh oh-oh-oh oh oh oh ♪ 1874 01:30:20,364 --> 01:30:21,663 ♪ oh oh oh ♪ 1875 01:30:21,665 --> 01:30:24,066 ♪ there's a party every night of the week ♪134942