All language subtitles for Move000

Do you, Richard,

take Adenike to be your lawfully wedded wife?

To have and to hold,

in sickness and in health

In good times and woe. For richer or poorer.

And uphold yourself onto her till death do you part.

Do you, Richard?

Do you, Richard?

Richard, do you take Adenike as your lawfully wedded wife?

You have to say yes. This is the part where you say yes.

Say yes.

What do you mean, "Say yes" blood?

What are you talking about, man?

I put my flesh and my blood. No, man.

Hey listen, hey listen, I'm cutting, yeah. I'm done.

Why are you guys watching him? I'm paying you to be here.

Go after him!

Somebody please go after him. Go after him. Don't let him go!

I told you he wants to go.

Shit!

Escuse me ma'am. Please you need to sign these papers.

And also courier would be arriving today by 3.00pm

to deliver the last bit of the inventories we ordered.

I get you but I don't have time for this now. I'm running late.

You know my dad is travelling today, so I have to see him off to the airport.

I'm sure you can handle it

-Yeah. Yeah, I will. -You can handle it?

-Just handle it. -Okay no problem.

Alright ma'am. See you tomorrow.

-Thank you, see you. -Thank you.

Okay.

-Hi -How are you doing?

-Hi -Good afternoon, madam Joko.

-How are you? Where's daddy? -Fine, thank you.

Um, the Ambassador is in his bed chambers.

Okay.

Thank you.

Yeah, come in.

-Hi Daddy. -Oh, hi Sweetie ah!.

-How are you doing? -I'm well. How are you?

I'm very well. Oh, Darling!

-Yes Daddy. -Wow!

-How are you? -I'm fine.

-and you? You look sharp. -I'm good.

Thank you. Sorry about keeping you waiting.

You know how it is. I won't miss seeing you off to the airport for anything.

I know. It's alright.

Well, there's still time. And so how are you doing?

I'm okay, Daddy. You know, just busy.

As a business tycoon that I am.

Oh, yeah. That is the word that I like hearing these days from you,

-business tycoon. -Yes.

I love that!

You know it's really good to see you this strong.

You're now independent.

You make decisions on your own

things that you've been doing er, even while I'm here.

So I can imagine how much more you would do when I'm away.

-Thank you. -Alright.

So I'm, um, super proud. Unlike your

your cousin, Nike… Just minor setback

she gave up on life and

only God knows what is happening to her right now.

Daddy, it wasn't minor. Ah-ah!

That man literally left her on the altar. It wasn't even my wedding

-but I still have nightmares. -But you,

-you were a bridesmaid, right? -It doesn't matter, Daddy.

-Let's just forget about it. -Okay.

You haven't told me where you're going to. Where are you gong to?

Er, well, um, multiple locations.

Er, um, I'll be here and there.

Everywhere. See, honey, I… I… need this trip.

I need… Um, all my life, I've been working and working

just to make sure that we… we… we have a good life.

Even when your mom passed on, I couldn't even grieve, to be on my own.

So I need this time to be on my own.

To, you know, reflect and um, just for self-discovery

and spiritual reawakening. Okay? That's all.

That's all. And I'll be back in no time. Okay?

Okay Daddy. You're actually right. You work really, really hard.

But I just think I should have your location. At least

one of them, just for safety reasons.

Exactly! That's what I want to do.

I'll leave you with a number.

-Okay. -And, um, you call me. But honey,

-emergency only. -Okay.

Okay?

Yes. So…

Sweetheart, emergencies only.

I'll try not to lose this. You could have texted it to me, though.

Once I land,

-I'll give you a call -Mm-hmm.

and I'll tell you where I am.

-Okay. -Okay?

-Alright. -I hope so.

So that's that.

Alrighty.

I'm sure the aircraft is waiting

-for you to be ready. -Yes, it is. Um, Jenkins!

Jenkins!

Where's this boy?

Hi. Please help me grab Daddy's luggage.

-Alright. -Alright. Alright?

-Sweetheart? -Yes Daddy.

-Jenkins the suitcases. -Alright.

Thank you.

-Are you good? Not forgetting anything? -Yeah. Thank you.

-Nothing. -Okay.

Oh dear!

-I know. -Are you okay?

I'm perfect. How are you?

Very well. I'm good.

-Aw. Uh, Chinedu. -Yes sir.

Yeah, um, I want you and Joko to work hand in hand while I'm away.

All protocols and safeguards have been put in place

to ensure smooth operation.

So I don't expect you guys to run into any hitch or have any encumberances.

-Yes sir. -Yes Ambassador.

You'll hear from me, sir. I'll do my utmost best while you're away.

-There's no worries. -You know I count on you all the time

and everytime.

Yes sir.

-Sweetheart? -Yes Daddy.

-Come. Give Daddy a hug. -Oh. My bad!

-Aw. -I'll miss you Daddy.

-I'll miss you too. -We still don't know when you're back.

You haven't told us yet.

Um… Before you know it, I'm back.

-Okay. -Yeah.

So anything you need, Chinedu will sort you.

Of course.

But sweetheart, nothing too extraordinary. Okay?

-Okay. -Alright. Um, I need to board now.

-Okay. -Sir, are you sure you won't need me?

No, it's good you're at home.

-Alright. Take care of yourselves. -Alright Daddy.

-You heard the man. -Yes ma'am.

Everything I need.

No more protocol. I'm the one on top now.

Jolly Joko. Tell me, what mischief have you been up to

this peaceful Saturday?

I'm telling you that I'm now the one in charge of Ambassador's house.

As we speak, I'm right there. In fact, there's one sweet pampering coming to me.

Do you wanna join me?

Ah! Ah, wait. Wait. Where's the ambassador himself?

I don't know where he is oh.

He said he was going on some mumbo jumbo trip.

-Something about… Thank you. -Enjoy.

Are you for real?

Girl, I don't know.

He said he's going on some retreat,

something-something. I don't know where he is.

I don't know when he's back but I know he's not back any time soon.

Are you for real? Wait. See,

tell me where, tell me when

We're shutting down tonight.

Shutting down which town?

Girl, are you coming to the house or--

Let me call you back. A call is coming in.

-Calling back... -call me back oh because we must--

Hello.

Your number is not showing. What caller number is this?

Anyway, how are you? How's your trip?

Alright. Okay. Here, where?

Anyway, I called to let you know that I landed safely and

there's nothing to worry about. Okay?

Alright love.

Who's that?

Are those women I hear, Daddy?

Yeah. Eh, Joko. Alright I'll talk to you later.

Wow!

God!

God help me please! Help your boy please!

Oh no!

Ah-ah!

Why is this man calling me?

Why is this man calling me? Why is he calling me now?

Hello?

Sherrif, what's up?

How much, um, market did we sell this month?

Sir, actually, I wanted to call you a few weeks back

to tell you this but I didn't want to break your heart

Eh? Sir, the fish are all dead.

Eh? They're all dead.

The remaining ones

herdsmen came from nowhere and an ate everything.

They didn't even give me anything.

Sir, there's a problem now. Nothing is happening.

So what are you sayning now?

Huh? What the hell are you saying?

Sir you know I won't tell you lies.

Where I come from, we don't tell lies at all.

Sir as it stands,

we didn't sell anything oh!

Are you insane?

Have you lost it?

Sir, I cannot be insane. Sir, I'm telling you the truth.

As we're speaking, I'm at the place we're burying the fish.

Sir, so no market anywhere, no money

nothing at all, I'm speaking the truth.

I cannot lie to you. If I lie, let thunder strike me. See, see…

Hello? I'm not hearing you. Sir, speak up.

-Speak up. I cannot hear you. -So this is--

-Hello? Hello? -Sherriff!

Sherriff! Sherriff!

Let me quickly turn it off.

Wow!

Ah!

Hello… Mekus, Mekus! My man!

Mekus, what's up?

Ah, Victus my brother, I'm fine. How's your end?

Mekus, you've forgotten your man oh!

You're just enjoying your money alone. You don't even remember me.

Oh wow!!

Money? Where's the money in this new economy?

See, I'm not fine. To be honest with you.

Business is very slow.

My wife will soon give birth. I don't know how we're going to cope.

See, it's the Lord that directed you to call me today.

Please can you lend me a little change--

Em, Mekus, I'll call you back, please.

I'll call you back. Something urgent just came up.

Please don't be offended. I'll call you back. Okay?

Victus.

That is it!

That is it!

Clause 33 G

"If the Executive Chairman / CEO

is absent and unreacheable for an extended period of time

exceeding 25 consecutive calendar days,

then full control of the affairs of the company

falls to the sitting members of the Board.

This clause shall become effective when there's no objection from Board members

but will authomatically take effect 48 hours after voting

irrespective of any objection

provided the EC / CEO remains physically absent."

That is it!

Yeah.

Yeah!

Ooh! That's it!

Okay.

Seven here and here.

That is it!

I think this would suit her color.

Has she paid for all of these?

-No ma. -She's yet to pay.

-Yes ma. -And we still want to give her more.

Is this up to five yards?

Yes ma.

Adeoloju are you sure?

Yes ma. It's up to five yards ma.

Invictus, why are you calling me today?

Hello ma.

I tender my official greetings to you, ma.

How are you doing?

-Look, are you listening? -I don't have that time.

I don't have that time! I'm busy. Just go straight to the point.

Ma, there's… Something just came to my attention which, er,

I know would be of a significant interest to you.

What is not significant

in everything that you say?

Is this not one of your business ideas of telling me

to invest my money in BBB

because it's better than MMM? Mmh?

Or is it not the one that you'll call me

and say that I should invest in Monkeyvest

because I'll see my money climbing trees

and then it goes up and goes up and I'll have plenty money.

And that it is better and bigger than Piggyvest.

Isn't it? Or the 60 million naira that

you adviced that I should put in Owambe political parties

Hmm? That when they win, they'll make me minister…

Er, Invictus, I don't have this time.

No, no! Ma, just give me two minutes of your time.

- Just give me two minutes of your time. -See,

you don't have more than the two minutes. You don't have more than the two minutes.

So hurry up.

How will you like to assume the office of the Chief Executive

Officer of Zenitech group of companies,

effective immediately?

Hello ma?

Are you there?

Um, go on.

Okay. Let me just read out this clause for you.

This is the clause from the 33 G,

"If the Executive Chairman / CEO is absent

and unreachable for an extended period of time

exceeding 25 consecutive calendar days

then full control of the affairs of the company falls

to the sitting members of the Board."

Did you get that, ma?

"This clause shall become effective

when there is no objection from the Board members"

From the Board members!

Are you sure about this?

Like, I need you to be 1000% sure.

Can you swear it?

Yes ma.

And by my account,

the Ambassador has been incommunicado

for 27 days now.

So really, the soup is in your pot.

We can execute it. I just read to you now,

word for word, from the shareholder's agreement.

I can't deceive you ma.

The only thing you just have to do is to convene

an emegency Board meeting.

And get your sister and her husband, Mr. Johnson, to support you.

That's okay.

What about Joko?

Oh, forget about Joko.

And as long as she sees that you have the majority vote of others,

she cannot object.

So ma'am, can you convince the others?

Oh, of course I can. What do you take me for?

Ah! It appears that you're about to finally perform after your many fails.

Uh… now tell me, what do you want in return for all this kindness?

My number one madam!

As a CEO with full authority,

you will have authority over the expense account.

And of course the CEO allowances and the emergency fund.

Madam, if you put them together,

you'll be having approximately 1.3 billion naira.

And ma'am, if you can part with 20%

of the total amount as my legal consultancy fee,

that would be fair for me.

Twenty percent. Look at your mouth. Thief.

I think 10% is just fair enough.

And I want it done now. I mean, I want it right away.

My number one madam!

It's just because of you. Just because it's you, ma!

No problem.

I accept the 10%.

So I can go ahead now and convene an emergency Board meeting.

Tomorrow.

Yes ma'am.

Okay ma'am. Thank you.

Wow! Wow!

Precious!

-Ah! Precious. -Ma'am?

A bottle of wine, please.

-Chilled wine -Okay ma.

and glass cup.

This is much.

Aw! Oh!

Some things are sweeter than honey.

Hello Dolapo.

Do you want to hear the latest gist?

Oh my goodness!

Um, so sorry for keeping you waiting. Good morning everyone.

Good morning Auntie Wura.

Good morning Barrister.

Barrister, what happened? Your message came in at so short notice

and I didn't even have enough time to prepare.

I almost even missed the message.

Well, my apologies for the short notice

but you know this is an emergency meeting and

sometimes, it could be at extremely short notice.

Well, for the agenda, it's just only one item.

Okay.

Clause 33 G of the shareholders' agreement.

Okay. What does it say?

Okay. One minute. Have this.

You have this.

And er…

Why are we voting for a new CEO?

Is there something wrong with the current operations?

-Well, in the spirit of-- -Hello! Hello, please!

Please can we just move on from here?

The shareholders' agreement is crystal clear.

And there is no stipulation

that says anything must be tabled.

-Isn't it? -Mm-hmm.

So I hereby call for a vote.

Please,

somebody, anybody, can I please just see

-the true shareholders' agreement? -Here you go.

Okay. You have this. Do you have it there?

All those in favor of invocking clause 33 G

and installing me as the Chief Executive Officer

-say "Aye." -Aye!

-Oh gosh! -All those against say, "Nay."

-Nay. -Nay please.

What else would you have said?!

Enemy of progress.

And I don't care. Whatever you say…

You can shout if you want to shout.

You can say whatever you want.

Just go on… I know that is what you would say.

-Enemy of progress. -I… I… I'm sorry ma'am.

I just want to say here, there's more verbage

under clause 33 G and it says and I'll read it here.

"This clause should become effective when there's no objection from Board members

but authomatically take effect 48 hours

after voting irrespective of any objection

provided by the EC / CEO

remains physically absent.

Let me see it please.

Sure.

Barrister Olodo.

Festus or Vintus or what should I call you?!

Huh? Can you explain this?

What exactly is this?

Can you just tell me what is going on?

Just calm down. What Joko just raised is simple.

That the clause, hmm, will be delayed for 48 hours.

And clause 33 G will take effect automatically

after that 48 hours.

And um…

there'll be no need for meetings

or may be vote.

That's assuming my dad does not show up. Right?

That… Mmh… That's correct.

You. You'll meet me there.

Excuse me ma'am.

Excuse me, ma'am. Take it easy.

-Take it easy ma'am. -Oh my God, no!

We have to fine a way and get to the Ambassador.

Okay. Just imagine these people.

After everything my dad has done for them. Just like that.

This is so sad.

-I'm sorry. -So sad!

I'm sorry please. Please.

Now tell me,

is this one of your schemes?

Is this what you promised to do?

What kind of a lawyer are you? Huh?!

Ordinary shareholders' agreement,

is that what you do not understand? What is wrong with you?

No ma'am. Never!

There's a slight… a slight hiccup.

Eh? But I'm assuring you that in the next 48 hours

you will assume that office as the CEO officially.

You're an idiot!

-What? Heh! -What if my brother returns?

Eh! Never!

That is practically impossible!

For somebody you've not heard from for one month.

He has not even communicated with us for one month.

And he has not… Nobody has ever gotten him on phone for one month.

The way I'm looking at it, he may have died.

Your father will die.

-What? -Yes, your father will die.

What is the meaning of that?

Did you just say he's dead?

We're talking about my brother.

Okay? The fact that okay, yes we have some here and there

does not mean that I would wish him dead.

-My brother! -I'm sorry.

Sorry, but the truth, look at it from this way…

-Idiot! -…that for one month,

one full month nobody…

He has not reached anybody and nobody has ever reached him.

Just check it.

I am promising you… I promise you that in the next 48 hours,

Okay. Just take it, 48 hours

I will see you walking

and you'll be walking like this as the CEO

and nobody will give you hassle. Trust me.

Stupid idiot!

What did she say?

What…

What is the meaning of that? That Joko of a girl!

No, she's going to get it… she's going to get it so big from me.

Ah! Ololade is here, yes!

Colorado the car Afridionado!

Never incommunicado but always bringing

bravado! Mama the mama!

The commander of the republic. As you have asked…

-What's his name? -…so shall it be done.

-You personally requested… -Did you invite him?

…a brand new, tear-rubber,

#next level PS 2024 Brabus G-wagon.

And you said you want this and so it's been brought to you.

So now to the best part, Mama how are we paying?

Cash? Do I follow you to your office? Do you come to our office?

We're ready to collect payment. Yes.

Did I come for this, er, fun fair? Did I come for a carnival?

Did I say I'm celebrating anything today?

What is this thing? What is this one?

Carnival?

Will you shut up!

Purchasing a car of this magnitude

is enough to be a carnival! Mama.

You specifically called my boss.

You requested for a VVIP delivery

that comes with me packaged.

Brand new limited edition 2024 Brabus G-wagon.

And you said when we bring it to your office

you'll be paying cash. That's why I'm here.

So mama, are you paying in cash?

Because you know I have to collect my money now before I leave.

-Hello, hello. -Yes ma.

You See all these your long stories…

-Oh! -…I don't know anything about it.

Yes, I don't even know what you're talking about.

Have you heard? And may I advise you.

-Yes! -You're in a wrong business.

-Wrong business? -Yes. Wrong business.

Because I don't understand. What's all… What's the meaning of this?

-I used to be in the wrong business when… -I don't… What's all this?

…I was a disco dancer but now I am the car aficionado.

-Mama the-- -Don't… Did you just touch me?

-No! -Did you just touch me?

It was a spiritual touch.

But I'm here to speak the lingua of money.

Mummy, how do you pay for this car now?

Do you want us to go into the car? It's raining.

I don't want the rain to disturb your hair.

Ah, mummy your car! How will you pay for your car?

Hello sir! See sir.

What? What is the meaning of that?

I don't even understand

what she or he is talking

Is it for hire or renting?

She specifically asked that we deliver this today for her.

Yes. I brought it so she can pay for it.

Mummy, your car, please. Eh?

-I've told you not to-- -Your car!

Oh no, no! Please

ma'am, can I join you?

Go and meet her!

-Ha! I'm not binary. -Mummy, that's your robe.

That's the robe of your cloth oh.

Come on, Daddy.

Where are you?

Where's this man?

Shit!

Jesus Christ!

Yeah! Ah-ah!

Hey babe! Oh wait. Should I say

the Lady of the Manor?

So where are you? I need you to come here right now. I'm in serious trouble.

Ah-ah, what trouble? What happened?

Or have you become a bus conductor?

I'm serious. Where are you? Come now.

Okay. Just calm down. I'm actually very close to your house.

I'll be coming to your house now.

No, you'll see me soon. You'll see me soon.

Okay. Perfect. See you soon.

shit!

Babe, what's going on?

Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?

Sorry to bother you. I wish I'd seen a ghost.

-What happened? -You'll not believe what happened today.

What happened?

Auntie Wura tried to take over the company

with some clause 33 G.

She and that her viper Barrister Invictus.

He talked about some clause and how they're willing to take over the company.

Those people, they're so ungrateful! They've been planning this coup.

Wait, wait! Clause 33! Invoke! Hey God!

-I told you! Hey God! -What?

I told you! I told you that this your auntie is bewitched.

My pastor told me oh. He told me he saw her at Igboefo river.

Praying to those mami… Heh! God please. God! God please.

God please protect us from any bewitched person.

-Sandra, relax. Ah-ah! -She's coming for you.

After she bewitches you, she'll bewitch me because I'm your friend.

-God have mercy. God help us… -Calm down.

-in the name of Jesus. -Calm down! I called you to calm me down

I'm now the one calming you down.

-Which kind of thing is this one? -But you were the one who said clause 33

-invoked. -It's not juju anything.

It's not juju. Let me tell you about the clause 33 G.

So it's relatively a clause that says that if the CEO is incommunicado for

twenty-five consecutive days, that everybody has the right to simply

vote a new CEO and it has to be by majority vote.

Today they almost voted in auntie Wura I had to stop it. But I don't have time.

Oh! You should have said that.

Ah-ah! Heh! But wait. Wait. You said you don't have time.

-What does that mean? -I dont.

If my dad does not appear in two days,

auntie Wura is going to take over the company as CEO.

-You can't let that happen oh! -Of course.

You know what will happen if she becomes CEO.

I know… She and those her demon besties,

Uncle Tomiwa and auntie Dolapo.

They're going to squander the company's money.

I personally know at least half a billion naira

that they would have immediate access to. And that's not even all.

Half a billion!

She's going to splurge that money in

-days! -Tell me about it!

Oh no. We can't let that happen.

-We can't. -What should we do?

-What are we doing? -I don't know. Been trying to call my Dad.

I've been trying to call that man

and of all days, his number is not gong through.

He's not replying text messages, not replying emails.

I don't even know what's wrong with that man, really.

So what are we going to do?

Just imagining my dad's face when he hears this.

He'll be like, "Wura, you

You that has not even dropped a down payment for corn

You want to be a CEO."

You got it. You got it right.

Actress! You got it right.

-I'm sorry. -It's not Funny!

Sorry. I'm sorry I'm laughing..

But did you see your face? I swear you imitated your dad

perfectly. I'm sorry.

What?

-Wait a minute. -What?

Do you remember Dean Jawani?

Dean Jewani?

-High school Dean? -Yes.

-High school Dean. Yes! -Pis dean…

-I remember PIS Dean. -He's now in Europe.

He's now a really badass SFX guy.

-Yeah! -Okay?

"So" is I want him… I'm thinking that maybe he can

make me look like my dad and I can save this company.

Oh! So he's just going to come like Mission Impossible

and you just save the day

-like Mission Impossible 20s! -I swear.

-I swear. -Because that mission is impossible.

This is real life, Joko. And that's a wild idea.

That's even wild for you. Don't do that!

-I am calling him. -Joko! Joko you're not calling him.

-I am. -You can't call him.

Of course I can. I'm not going to allow these people to come and take over

-the company with some clause 33 G. -But you said he's in Europe.

He's in London. It's not Osapa London here oh!

Let's find out how he can help us first before we call it off.

I need your help. Just relax.

I don't know how I feel about this.

Hello my friend! Jolly Joko!

How are you, my gee?

Dean. Oh my gosh! I'm so happy to hear from you.

I'm great. How are you?

I have Sandra here with me.

-Hey Dean! -She says hey.

Oh wow! My two lovelies.

For both of you to be calling me, that means something serious is going on.

What's up? How's Lagos?

Lagos is what it is. You know how it is.

So I was wondering, if your're supposed to make a woman look like a man

Can you get it 100 percent?

Oh that can be easily done. We do that all the time.

Great. So if I say I want to look like my dad now,

and I'm talking about 100 percent, can you get it?

Your dad?

That would actually work perfectly

because both of you have the same exact height and complexion.

If you remember, I always tell you that you look like your daddy.

-But what movie is this for? -We're still working on the title

but we kinda need like a sample.

You know we have to rehearse, do preperations,

can we get it right now, like ASAP?

Okay. So look, you're a very lucky person

because I have a friend that is going to Lagos tomorrow.

So I'll work on it overnight and send it with him.

Er, all I need from you right now is to send me

recent photos of you and your dad.

Like, full length pictures, front and side view.

-That's all? -That is all.

And I will go through the rest, er, tomorrow on facetime

to explain to you what you need to do.

When you get the kit,

all you need to do is to find a professional makeup artist who can help

with the final touches.

That's not even a problem. My friend, Sandra is good with makeup. So we're good.

Yes oh!

Thank you so much, Dean. You have no idea

how much this means to me.

Yeah. Yeah, you know I got you

anytime you need anything, babe, just call your boy.

But anyways, I got to go right now

because I'm working on a project and I need to go.

But we will definitely keep in touch.

Bye.

-We're good to go? -We're good to go.

Five hundred billion in the house!

In the account. Ha! Actress, are you ready?

-Yeah, I mean-- -But he'll get it right. Right?

He said he's going to get it right. We can only try.

And he says he can do 100 percent so we're good.

-When is it coming? -He said tomorrow.

He'll work overnight.

Lovely. And I'll do makeup

for you. Right? That's why you were calling my name,

-I don't understand. -Yes, he said you'll touch up the makeup.

Break it down, please.

-Hello. -Yeah.

-Who are you looking for? -I have this package for Ms. Joko.

-Okay, my madam, Ms. Joko. Wait. -Yes.

Let me get her.

Morning. Ambassador's residence.

-How can I help you? -Ah, it's my madam's package.

Yes sir. I have this package for Ms. Joko.

Did you hear how he called the name?

Such an embarrasment.

-Who is acting like a hollow log? -You're not to blame.

Yo fan! My brother, innit?

What's up? What are you saying? Are you a rasta, my man?

When are you carry that phone that time?

Who do you think I am?

Huh? He's one of us!

I didn't know that you're one of us.

-Leave me! -My friend, move aside.

Okay. I'll withdraw.

-What happened? -Look, I'm in a hurry oh.

-Ha! Okay. -Tell your madam

-from Dean Jawani oh! -Okay. Alright.

-Okay. Dean Jiwani. -Dean Jawani oh!

-I don't want to hear stories. -No stories.

Alright. It's like you have cash.

Come on, won't you give your boys tips?

-Get out, my friend. -Ur…

Me, "Get out." Just because I said give us tips.

Don't mind him. He can't even give someone a tip.

This boy has not cleaned this store.

Mmh!

Oh, wow!

Cheff dot on the beat again.

Leave it alone!

Leave it, let it cook.

Leave it, let it… Eh?!

Ah! Oh, what have I done with myself?

I actually forgot!

I didn't even ask Madam if they brought something for Chef Dot,

inside the package.

At least they're supposed to package something for Chef Dot.

Best chef in the world.

Best chef in the world.

Even the award that was given to Hilda Baci

I'm the one they ought to give if not that she rushed to go

to go and...

It would be better I go and collect my own stuff.

Before they would Jacob me.

Before they would take what belongs to me.

-Mm-hmm. -It's not bad.

Here.

Ah, madam madam!

My madam,

I just came to confirm whether Chef Dot's package is inside the package.

-Dotun, get out. -That's package for Chef Dot.

Should I come back?

Get out!

As in, Dotun is not even okay.

-He's not even a serious person. -He's not okay.

-Come on, I think we're done with that. -Yes.

What else now?

Oh my God!

What a heck!

It feels real.

-He's very good. -Yeah.

Nice.

But it is funny though.

These are the hands.

Ooh!

The veins.

Joko!

It's not that creepy.

It's not that creepy. Relax.

Relax your mind. Oh, right hand.

Let's try this

See, fingers.

Check that it's for your left or right.

-Hey, this is for right. -Is this for right?

-Yaay! -How do you feel?

Do you feel okay?

Squirmish.

This is so frail.

Ah-ah! Where did I put this dry pepper?

I can't even find the Cameroun pepper ah!.

Ah-ah! Or…

I didn't even ask madam what she would eat.

And I'm here looking for Cameroun pepper.

Before she would hit me with something let me go ask her.

I'm even suspecting her.

-Er, madam, I want… -Ah! I'm finished! Jesus!

-Dotun. -Jesus!

Dotun, come back here. Dotun come here.

Dotun, I said I saw you. Come here.

I saw you!

You'll be poke nosing.

-I did not see anything. -I swear to God.

-Upstairs, Dotun. -I even wanted to ask

-Mind your… Oh! -about what you'll eat.

-Upstairs! Upstairs! -Yes ma. I didn't see anything.

-Who asked you to come upstairs? -No, I didn't…

I wanted to come and ask

-I know you have been poke nosing. -Sorry.

You don't mind your business.

-I didn't know what you were doing. -Let's go. You'll not know.

Let's go! What rubbish!

Madam.

Dotun, why are you like this?

What are you doing sneaking around this house?

What's your business here? Who sent you?

Madam, is this you

or was that you?

Or did you…

Mmh?

What are you saying?

Ah! Okay it's a prank! Ah!

You would have told me! I almost had a heart attack.

And doctor has warned me that my blood pressure is too high.

Okay. That's our native doctor in our area, he said my blood pressure…

You know I saw half madam,

half the boss. I almost had a heart attack.

Because I thought auntie Sandra has used you for a ritual

You're… It's your family…

Your entire anscestors are the ritualists.

-No ma. I… -Are you hearing this rubbish!

They… See, they conceived you through ritual.

-No ma. I… -In fact, they gave birth to you

-through coven ministry. -Sorry ma.

I now know it's a prank. Sorry madam.

Is he…

You know that you used to wear some cowries before that made me think

-you have ritual background. -Why didn't you leave this rubbish guy,

why didn't you leave him with that your wicked cousin?

You know she had a breakdown.

That's why you should have left him there.

I'm not the one who caused the mental breakdown oh.

Sandra, what do we do now?

We'll lock him up!

We'll lock him in the store.

-Yes! -You cannot lock me up oh!

-Don't lock me. -We can't do that.

So who's going to be cooking?

Who's going to be doing things? We can't do that.

How will I feed him?

-How will you feed me? -Who cares? I'm sure not feeding him.

-Ah, if I don'eat, I'll die! -This boy is going to talk.

-No, no! -Yes ma.

We just have to fill him in.

-Yes. -Make sure that he knows what's up.

So that he can keep quiet.

-Do you promise that you'll keep quiet? -I will keep quiet!

-I'll keep quiet. I won't talk. -A single sound

and I will kill you.

Ah, don't kill me. See, from now on,

I'm going to be whispering.

I'm a silent whisperer.

-Dotun, -That's how we whisper.

-if I hear anything, -Yes ma.

I will cut your balls.

Eh! Dot's balls!

-If you tell anybody -Ah!

Tell anybody about what? That what…

-What? -…happened? Where? In what?

Please go and make us food. I can't

-even deal with this anymore. -As in…

-As in… -Okay. I'm gonna make your food. Right?

Chicken pepper and that sauce.

Ah, I know that you like noodles, peppery noodles

-I know. -Dotun…

We Move Like a Boss.

Like the boss.

-You get it? -Shut my door!

Shut it. It is shuttled.

I've shutted it!

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Hold your pose.

One, two, three, four…

Feel the stretch deeper and deeper.

And relax.

As your spirit attempts to connect with the universe.

Up.

Aha! The latest Brabus owner. Ah, ah!

-Heh! Ah! -Ah-ah!

Look at that majestic

step out. Ah!

Ah!

The only woman with more network and networth than the internet.

Ah-ah! Everybody, make way!

-The ageless, the timeless… -Let me call you back.

-Auntie Wura. -The flawless, the stainless and spotless,

better believe, latest Brabus G-Wagon owner!

-Limited edition at that. -Let him hear!

-Thank you for inviting me to the office. -Let him hear.

-He has to know! -Let him hear.

Have you heard?

The latest acquisition

-owner is her! -Er, excuse me. I'd like to…

Get out of the way. Why is he standing… What's wrong with him?

-Mama the mama! -Yes oh!

Only you can pay my ten years salary in one day.

Good afternoon sir. I am Colorado, the car aficionado.

Never incommunicado but always bringing the bravado.

-It's okay. Calm down. -Okay.

Ah-ah!

Dekunle, what happened?

When did you get back?

You didn't call that you were back.

I didn't… No… What happened?

Got back this morning.

I'm not feeling too well, so I have sore throat.

But yes, I'm back. What are you doing in my office?

Are you now the CEO?

-Er… I… -I heard there's a Board meeting.

-What is it about? -Er, em,

-Dekunle. You know that… -Yes?

except a lion is dead,

the skin cannot be used to make a drum.

-That's right. -It's okay. You see these people,

that you left here when you travelled,

if not that I check on them from time to time,

only God knows what they would have done.

I just wanted to check the office and see how it's all going,

how they're doing and all of that.

I didn't even know you were back.

I see.

Who is this fellow?

I am Colorado, the car aficiodado.

-I heard you the first time. -Oh yes! Never incommunicado

but I sell everything… You see, matter of fact,

we're working on something special.

-Congratulations. -A beautiful delivery.

It starts with a G.

White limited edition.

-It's-- -Ah!

-Ma'am? -What? Ah-ah!

I even… I even have something for his sore throat.

His cold and sore throat.

-Can you keep quiet? -Okay.

G. Ride.

He's actually helping me out with some

business here and there.

-Yeh! -It starts with a G.

-Wonder on wheels. -Heh!

-You're not calm. What? -I have work to do. Thank you.

Aha! Ah! Mother of all!

Mother of all. I love the walk. Swaggerlicious walk.

The new owner, limited edition Brabus. Walk that walk!

-Show them that walk-- -Can you just…

Can you just leave me alone!

-You stupid masquerade! -Masquerade?

I am the Egungun and the express! Ah-ah!

Look at your car, proud owner of a new… Ah-ah!

Mummy no, come back. Come back. This is your car now.

Where… Where's she going to?

Mummy!

Mummy, look at the car. Look at the car, please.

Ah-ah! see your car.

Dolapo, My brother is back. Story has changed.

No, no! Calm down. It's not even about suspension.

Nobpdy has suspended us from the Board of directors yet.

Infact, I just stomped out of the place like I don't care.

You know, before he starts thinking otherwise.

So for now, I think we're okay.

But, em, I must tell you

there's something diffferent about him.

As in, he… Like he's done buttock surgery.

I'm seeing some things that I don't understand.

I… I cannot really place it.

What I'll just advice is that we lay low for now. Hmm?

Let's be patience.

I'll put off my phone for the next three or four days.

You know. To travel. Like I'm out of the country or something.

I'll advise you do the same. Hmm?

Aha! Whatever you can do from your side.

Morning, Ambassador.

-Mh! -Ur, I didn't hear you come in, sir.

Ur, sir…

Eh!

You look a little bit different, sir.

What do you mean?

-And your voice… -Em,

I lost my voice. Sore throat.

Oh! Should I run down and get you some cough syrup

-or something? -I'm okay.

Are you sure, sir?

I said I'm okay.

Alright. Sir, I have these for you.

These are the commercials and operational activities

that occurred in the company in your absence.

You can go through them and put you up to speed with everything that you need.

-Put it there. -Sir, are you sure you don't want to--

I said put it there, Chinedu.

Put it there.

Yes sir.

So sir, um…

Sir, are you sure you're okay?

Why? Why do you ask?

-Forgive me sir but ur… -You're forgiven.

You just sound a bit off sir.

-Hmm! -Oh.

Yes sir.

Um, I need to remind you, tomorrow evening at Colombia Lounge,

you'll be having the quarterly power meeting

with Senator Hassan and Otunba.

No, no I can't.

I told you I'm not feeling well.

I just want to sleep.

Yes sir. But I'm sorry, you might have to be in attendance.

-Why? -Unfortunately, the last time, Otunba…

Sorry, Senator Otunba was ill,

he had malaria, you haunted him and went down to his house and forced him out.

I am very sure they would do the same thing to you sir.

Jesus!

Sir, is everything okay sir?

No problem.

-I'll be there. -Sir I kind of insist

that I should probably get you

-um, cough syrup. -Chinedu! Igbo boy!

I said I'm okay.

Okay sir.

If you need anything sir, I'll be…

Jesus! My God!

-Alright. -My God!

-Thank you sir. -Alright, excuse me.

-Sorry sir? -I said you can get out.

Close the door.

Good morning Ms. Anastesia.

Good morning.

Is the Ambassador expecting you today?

Oh, the Ambassador is always expecting Ana ass

and you know that.

Yes I do but, ur, you need to hold on let me check if he's going to see you now.

You hold on yourself.

-Nobody keeps Ana waiting. -But Anas--

My sugar king!

Aw! Why did you abandon your Anna baby?

How do you want me to survive without my sugarcane therapy?

Oh see my baby looking so smooch.

-My baby, have you started working out? -Hmm?

You look so different.

Just come to me, baby. I've missed you so much

I've missed--

What a hook up!

I should first get out of these clothes.

Chinedu!

Welcome sir.

I even thought it's my madam

Welcome home. We weren't expect…

Seeing you.

Listen babe, you have to tell me everything that happened today.

Give me all the detail.

Girl, this is by far

the scariest thing I've ever done in my life.

Ehh!

But auntie Wura, you needed to have seen her face.

What?

Mama was shocked. She ran

out of the building. Yes oh!

Wait, what about Chinedu and the other staff?

Er, I don't know about the other staff but you know how the CEO floor is.

-Oh yes, the floor it's just Chinedu. -Oh, yeah, yeah. Just up there.

-But Chinedu, I don't think he bought it. -Heh!

-Hah! -The guy was looking at me with those eyes

But afterall, he didn't see anything

He said, "Ambassador" and he let me go and I left. That's it.

Thank God! See, when you left, I was so worried.

I was just hoping you'll just get through today. So today is done.

-Yeah. -So you've gotten through today.

But you'll not believe what else happened.

-What happened? -That's how one auntie came to see my dad.

-Wow! -The woman almost opened my trouser and--

-Canal knowledge of you. -tried to make way with me.

-I swear. -Wait, it means your daddy does like

That man? Freaky, freaky.

-He's a player! -I swear to God. I was shocked.

Wait. But how did you come out of the predicament?

I don't know who came out, whether it's me or her but I tased her.

-What? -Like that.

-No time to waste time. -It was actually more fun than I

-thought. -Before she opens to see something.

Stop.

-She won't see her -At this point it's okay.

her ambassador something.

-Ambassador! -But they'd have made that thing

let me put it here.

Are you serious?!

Wow! Day one is a success. Now unto the next.

-We have a problem. -What is it?

What happened again?

My dad's best friends, my uncles,

want us to have a serious meeting

-at the club beat tomorrow. -No.

-Yep. -No! This is too risky.

What if they recognise you?

-I don't know. -What if they figure it out?

I don't know. They said I must come out.

-You'll not! -Ah!

They'll come to this house

-and drag him out. I know those men. -Ooh! Joko, Joko!

-Joko! -I know those men.

Joko, this is the one I don't… See,

-We have no choice. -Wait. No. You could tell them the truth.

And then what will happen? You've forgotten.

If everybody knows that Ambassador is not in town,

auntie Wura is going to be CEO. And we cannot have that.

Okay, fine. Then…

I'll come with you. No, Dotun and I will come with you.

So that when you're there, we'll just be watching

if anything goes off, we take you out of there immediately.

Okay. That's fine.

It works but, like, see this thing.

See, mighty head.

-Auntie Wura. -Thank God I didn't take after him.

-I'm seeing auntie Wura as CEO right now. -Continue.

Let her be the CEO

I might just abandon this. Afterall, it's not my company.

-Wow! -I'm beginning to feel stressed.

Riches and wealth. See life!

-Ambassador. -But I need this one, though.

-That woman, she's lucky -I can imagine that girl.

-they didn't make… I should have told Dean -No!

-to make this one for me. Just like… -Oh, oh my! Wow!

I'd have held the woman this way and fiaam .

- Ungbogo! Fiaam! -Prrr!

-Don't do this. -See, Ungbogo! Fiaam!

Oh God!

Oh yeah. Yeah!

Barman, give me Azul. Azul.

Dotun, wait, do even know what is Azul?

What is the Azul that you think that you know?

We're here for your madam. You'll focus on why we're here.

Dotun, don't even start.

Azu… Azu…

-Azu… Azu… -What did you say?

You came for your madam!

-Focus! -Face the mission.

-Sorry madam. -Your madam, keep your eyes on her.

-Alright. Undercover activated! -Why…

James Bond activated.

His excellency!

Great man! Welcome.

How are you sir?

-How're you doing? -Sore throat. I have a cold.

-Sore throat? -Yeah.

Oh I see.

-Ah well, -man 1] sorry about that.

Here's your shot for coming in last.

Great.

You're looking different.

So different.

Refreshed.

Younger even.

Yes. Exactly.

Er, but mind you,

you can never be as handsome as me.

-Right? -Very sure.

-That's impossible. -Very sure.

Not possible.

Ur, well, enough of this small talk.

Give us all the sordid details of your trip.

I believe the young people say,

"Give us the tea."

-Right? Yes. -Yes.

Yes, it was nice.

I slept.

I see you brought a new sense of humor back with you.

Because I don't understand this.

-Er… er… -It's like he brought

-Come off it. -humorous skits

-Come off it. -where he's coming from.

What's… What's with the charade?

Um, we all know that er, the Dominican is a hedonistic

destination that is far,

far from anything spiritual.

-Hmm? -Yes please!

Everywhere you look,

-Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez! -Ah-ah!

I don't know why you don't want to share the details.

I'm sharing it. It's just the cold.

-Share the details now, our friend. -I'm sharing it.

-I'm sharing it. -Eh?

Eh?

Let us know how many Jennifer Lopez you awakened.

Young man

Yes?

Set B has arrived.

-Set B has arrived. -Hello…

-How are you young ladies? -Hi thank you sir.

-How are you? -Thank you...

-Um, 007 observation. -What is it?

I noticed that, er,

it's like that thing don't look like the boss.

-I told Joko! -Yes, it doesn't look like him.

I don't know, but can't you see that people are believing?

They're believing. We too let's just accept it.

I'm shocked instantly ah!.

It doesn't even look like the boss with kwashiorkor.

He has what?

Not the real boss. Ah, God forbid that our boss will have kwashiorkor!

Dotun, it's okay. It's okay.

-Just focus. -I'm focused.

What can we get you to drink?

Aw, thank you Zaddy. We'll all have some tequila shots.

-Oh. -Tequila?

-Yes, Zaddy. -Will you go for Azul?

-Yes Zaddy. -Oh, that'd be great.

Waiter? Please give us Azul tequila.

-Yes sir. -Please do that.

Yeah, what's your name?

My name is Linda.

-You? -I'm Segi.

-And you, my dear? -Temi.

What beautiful names!

-Ambassador, I like your style. -Mh!

-Oh thank you. -Yeah.

Place it.

-Okay. -Alright.

Enjoy yourselves.

Right.

This is the second shot of tequila that she's taking.

-Let her live her life. -And she's really lightheaded.

Look, if she takes any more alcohol,

this night is not going to end well.

Lightheaded. Lightheaded?

Light. Light head.

Okay. Because she's fair.

-Light head. -What are you saying?

Nothing.

Heh! That's my jam.

Come on, let's go dance.

Ah!

Wow! This beauty cannot be denied.

-Come with us, oh please. -Come Zaddy.

I'm right behind you, darling.

You know I'm the hot stepper here.

I'm a spinning top when I start.

Alright. Let me show these old babas.

-You'll see me in action now. -Okay.

Right?

You know what? Let's go dance.

Let's dance downstairs at the stage.

Oh, to the dance floor.

Go and enjoy yourselves. Go. Let me excuse myself.

She's enjoying herself a bit too much!

-I like that song. -She's beginning to enjoy a bit too much.

And they're playing her favorite song.

It's my favorite song too. Sorry.

-Are you even helping me? -Focus!

-Are yo okay? -I okay. I focus.

James Bond. Always focused. Always alert.

See the effect of alcohol.

See how our friend is dancing.

Does he dance this way before now?

Ah! I'm amazed!

Does he dance this way before now?

-Hah! Really? -I'm amazed!

No, we have to go. We have to get her!

-Ma? Okay. -We have to go and get her.

You have to go from the left.

-and push off. I'll work from the right. -From the left?

Let's go now! Let's go!

Hi. What's up?

Hey, what's up?

You're high already. You're doing too much.

-Why? -It's time we get you out of here.

-But I'm still enjoying myself. -Joky, no, no!

Uncle.

Once I go you follow me.

Hey!

What's up?

Excellency!

Guy, what's all this?

No, no! Mr. Dancer!

It's like you've not come clean about this your trip.

Um,

you will teach me all those moves. Okay?

You have to teach me all those steps

When did he even become a dancer?

He's teaching me already.

Take me away! So what's going on now?

Oh don't say that.

Are you telling us you have exhausted yourself?

-I'm exhausted. -No oh! You can't do that now!

You can't do that.

-You wanna go? -Oh bros!

That surgeon or doctor that treated you,

you'll give me his or her contact oh.

Because I know that

-you've gone for a surgery. -And so you want to be treated too.

-Yes! -Fine.

-So I can dance like him. -See, don't worry.

Don't worry. You can take your leave

so that we can have time to deal with these ladies. Okay?

-Alright. -Alright.

I'll give you a shout.

-Ha! Ha! -When did our friend become a dancer?

-Wow! Wow! -Okay.

When did our friend become a dancer?

-That dance was crazy. -I swear.

-Super crazy. -I swear.

You were just dancing all over the place.

You know you almost messed up the plot.

How? Ah-ah! How will I mess up the plot?

-Am I not an actress? -You are a what?

But ah-ah, what was that step that uncle was doing?

-All the way from the 1960s. -Did you… See, he was feeling like

he was giving us, "So you think you can dance."

Giving us moves.

-Back to back. -Of those…

Those call girls, those girls were coming for you.

Like, they wanted to suck your blood.

Did you see Dotun? Oh my days! Dotun was just embarrasing me.

-What did I do? -He was doing Egungun festival dance.

Ah madam, you're not on the streets.

-That's why. You don't know of me? -Which street?

See, at Agbabiaka bus stop,

-Oh my God. -in Okoko, 2011

-Azonto champion. -Yes? Yes?

Once I give them the S H O K I

Go and put my laundry together.

-Okay. I should put it together? -No, put it apart.

Okay. Madam later, I'll teach you that

-dance step. -No!

Do as I do.

-Dotun, please. -Dotun, Dotun!

So later! We'll link up.

But it's even you people I blame.

-Where did you find this guy? -See, I'm so used to him.

I'm so so used to him.

I don't even mind him anymore.

Hello Sandra. Hello Joko.

Hi.

Happy Sunday to you guys.

-Happy Sunday. -Happy Sunday. What's up?

What of the ambassador? Is he around?

Yes, he is but he just has a headache

-so he's sleeping indoors. -Aw.

But you can give me the message. I'll pass it on.

Oh, sure. Ur… It's just that the senior special assistant

on ICT is in Lagos with her team,

and they want to come to the office tomorrow morning by 10 am.

Wow!

My dad has been chasing this for eons.

This is major.

Although we've been kept on unusual long suspence for quite some time now,

you know, but I have in good authority that the presidency

has authorised the signing and that's exactly what they're coming to do tomorrow

-Wow! -That's

-a lot. -Major!

Yes. And actually, other members

of the Board will be there for the signing.

As it's a big contract, worth over 15 million dollars.

Wow!

-I know about that. -It's a big day for Zenitch.

Yes it is. I'm excited. I'll let my day know.

Okay. Ur, I hope he gets a lot of rest as

tomorrow is a big day for Zenitech.

I'll tell him. He'll get enough rest.

Sure. You have a nice day.

-You too. Thank you. -You too Sandra. Bye.

-Thank you. -Okay. Bye.

Shit.

-What do you plan to do? -What will I do before? I'll show up.

Unless my dad shows up himself, I'll be there.

He said the other Board members will be there.

It doesn't matter. I'll just wear my

prosthetics, wear my thing as my dad.

I'm the ambassador.

Hey! I'm the ambassador.

I'm the ambassador.

I am ambassador!

"Joko, how are you, baby?

I'm gonna give you plenty money. Don't worry.

See, you don't need to marry any man. I just want you to be powerful.

But believe in true love.

You can be in love with yourself."

I'm the ambassador.

Where's my key?

Oh, er… The key… I left the door open.

But I've arranged the laundry. I've mmh…

Did she not give you key?

-No, I thought that-- -Can't you return what they gave you?

Sorry. I thought that since you're already going--

Sorry about that.

Will you eat pepper soup and goat meat?

I can prep it.

Good day madam Thelma Njoku.

-How are you? -Very good. You?

-How're you doing sir? -I'm fine, Mr. Michael.

Please come with me. Thank you.

Brother, I just want to apologise for what happened the other day.

We were only trying to do what was best

-for the company. -Right?

We were just working on the shareholders' agreement.

-and on Barrister-- -Exactly!-

Madam, please you can sit here. Sir, you can sit over there.

Thank you. Ambassador,

Senior Special Assistant on information technology and communication.

-And her assistant. -Good morning to you, sir.

-We're very pleased to be here. -Thank you.

-Good morning sir. -Good morning. Please sit.

I'm sorry, the ambassador has a cold

-so he will not be speaking too much. -Okay.

-Do you care for some coffee? -No, thank you.

-Okay. Ambassador? -Mh!

Go ahead.

Honestly, I thought you were going to--

I can't speak so go ahead.

There's something wrong with brother Dekunle.

-I will just proceed with er… -Can't you see his neck?

-the presentation. -I noticed the same thing.

-Ah-ah! -Everything that we need to know

-has been -Or did he get the disease on his trip?

-Sir this is for you. -No, it's actually not disease

-I've hinted you already. -There's no disease.

-So I'll jump to straight to -Maybe he did a surgery.

Something is not just right about him.

He's looking very strange.

-So we're looking at a situation-- -Dekunle,

er, are you okay?

Auntie Wura we're in the middle of a meeting please.

Chinedu,

you'd better take your time.

Look, take your time.

Ah-ah! You brought people here… She said good morning.

He said good morning. Like we're not here.

Distributing documents of payments to them

Did you give us any? Am I not in this office?

-Wura. Wura. -Am I not older than Dekunle?

-Anutie Wura… -Wura, don't make us miss this deal.

-Are you sick, Dekunle? -Wura…

-Continue. -Auntie Wura we can discuss this later.

Let's proceed with the meeting, Ambassador.

-Go ahead. -Thank you.

-So as I was saying, um… -There's something

we're willing to accept workers from the Ministry

-that can work with our company. -I need to find out.

In the process, they'll learn

-yes, they'll learn a thing or two-- -Um… Dekunle.

Sit well. No, please sit right.

-Why? -I need to see you.

I need to… There's no… Even if you lose your voice,

okay? Hello? Dekunle? Look, I'm talking to you.

I'm still your elder sister. I'm talking…

-Are you sick? -Auntie Wura this isn't the time for this.

Chinedu I'll hit you with this cup.

Auntie Wura please.

Chinedu, I'll hit you with this cup. There's something wrong with my brother.

Something is vaguely wrong with him.

-Yes! -So I need to know.

Dekunle if you're sick, I need to know.

Do I have another brother? Please mind your business.

Auntie Wura can we proceed with the meeting

-and discuss this later? -You cannot proceed because

-Dekunle is not well. -I beg of you. Please.

You cannot proceed if Dekunle is not well. Get up!

-Yes! -Dekunle!

Dekunle get up! Get up! Please get up!

-Ah, what's going on here? -Ambassador welcome.

Is anyone going… Huh?

-Welc-- -Heh, yeh! Hold it there.

If you come any closer, I'll box your head.

-Ah! -Ah, who are you?

It's me, please.

-Jokotola -It's Joko.

-Yes sir. Yes sir. -Jokotola.

-Dolapo. -Yes?

Okay. I think we've seen enough already.

I didn't know this was the Fuji House of Commotion.

I think we should leave you all to deal with this…

this malarkey.

-Jesus! -Excuse me!

-Um… -Um… Um…

-Dekunle. -Hey, Chinedu,

-I got your mail and I… -Dekunle!

-Hey, you wait for me here. -Dekunle.

-Dekunle, I am still… -Please I have business to attend to.

-Madam! -Dekunle, look, I am still talking to you.

-Yeh! -Joko?

Mh!

Er, ur, madam! Madam please…

Please I want to apologise

for the comedy show you witnessed

upstairs. This is one of those things one encounteres

when you have a family business with one's siblings as

Board members and co-directors.

I'm so sorry. Um, shall we finish

what we came here to do today?

Ambassador, sir, that was a horror show.

Honestly, the entire experience was so unnerving

I don't think we can continue.

Quite honestly, I was about to make a recommendation

-that-- -Oh madam, let's not be hasty.

We've waited a long time for this.

And we've come a long way. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

You didn't even collect the hamper

I brought for you and your team from my last trip.

With all due respect, sir, this is hardly the time for exchanging gifts.

Oh madam, I'm so sorry. Er, I didn't mean to insult you.

I'm so sorry. Please one more time, accept the sincere apologies

for the ugly incident. And you know, I really have you in mind

and I appreciate you and your team. Okay?

I could call the chief of staff to clear things if you don't mind.

-But do we have to escalate this matter? -Oh no. No!

Not at all, sir. That won't be necessary.

To be honest, I also come from a very large family.

And I've experienced worse than what transpired upstairs.

So why don't we just go upstairs and finish up what we started?

-Excellent. -Mmh.

-Excellent. Alright. -Yes sir!

Um… Let's go.

We'll just keep these for you.

Okay.

Alright,

-I think we're on one side. -Um, move in a bit.

Can you get your , daughter to get us a picture.

Joko. Joko!

Joko.Chinedu

Okay. This is what will happen, that we will do this later.

Chinedu, let's see our guests off.

I know. Nice. Thank you for coming.

Alright madam. Um, thank you so much for coming.

We're truly grateful.

Thank you. Honestly, it's been a pleasure.

And I'm glad we did this.

So we're looking forward to working with the organization, Zenitech.

It'll be brilliant for the virtual economy of this great nation.

-That's right! -I hope we shouldn't be entertaining,

any more family movies,

horrors, comedy, anytime soon.

Imangine! My own immediate family.

You didn't even know where you were.

In the middle of signing a mega deal.

And you decided to exhibit, er, your market behavior.

You know, tantamount to ruining things, you know. Ah!

Daddy, I wasn't there. I wasn't there. It was auntie Wura and auntie Dolapo.

-They were going to take over the company. -I know.

That was why I had to rush down when I saw the messages.

So imagine if I had not been here.

We would have lost out on this contract.

Ah-ah! And But the… oh God!

Well, if that had happened,

there would have been fire and brimstone on all involved. I trust myself.

Anyway, we thank God that it still came our way

and is a blessing on all of us.

-Ah-ah! -Yes sir.

Very well.

My sister.

-Sister Wura. -Yes, younger brother.

-And you, Dolapo. -Sir.

Both of you are hereby placed on a suspension for one month

pending the review of events.

Adekunle Oyekunletuyi,

please we're very sorry. Forgive us.

I want you to tamper justice with mercy. Ah-ah!

You know you travelled and I cannot just

-look-- -My sister for just one month!

One month only. Just one month, you were crying, crying.

Er, that's too long. It was long.

-Ah-ah! -Dekunle, it was long. This child, Joko.

See, anyway, you're lucky

I'm in my good element. I'm happy. Otherwise,

otherwise, I'd make it 12 months.

-Ah-ah! -And again, that extends to your husband.

Heh!

Heh! What will I do now?

Er, Dekunle,

you know that I'm your elder sister.

I was the one that called you when you were not born

that you should come and suckle mom's breasts that it is sweet.

My sister, go home! Ah! Go home.

My sister, leave.

It's okay.

See, I will hit you with…

-Yeh! -Ah-ah! Leave the girl.

-Leave my daughter alone. -No, why… why…

-Why are you beating her? -Why is she smiling?

Why is she laughing?

What's funny? No, tell me what's funny!

Dekunle please.

Go home, sister! Ah!

-Please forgive us. -Heh, Please!

Ah-ah! Will you…

-Please leave my -I saw…

-child… Leave my daughter. Ah-ah! -I saw that.

-I saw that. Spoilt child! -Ah-ah!

-What kind of people are these? -Ah! In fact Daddy,

I've gone through so much!

What kind of…

Er, madam! Madam!

-Please what is going on here? -Behave yourself.

What is going on here?

-C'mon, hurry up. -What is going on?

-What is going on? -What is going on here?

-Come on, fast. Fast. -Relax. I'll take care of it.

-Please it's better you take. -Come on, take it inside.

-Where are you going? -It's better you take care.

Go inside.

-C'mon, hurry up! -My brother, calm down.

Just calm down.

I did not say I'm not going to pay.

"Oh, my brother calm down."

When you were busy popping Azul in our club last month,

were you not feeling like an African giant?!

Are you daft? Don't you know that that guy is a billionaire?

You're saying, "Calm down."

Oh please carry it. Carry everything, let's go.

Carry it, let's go!

-C'mon put it inside the car. Let's go. -Hello your excellency.

Victus, you're fired!

Sir, did you say… that is fire… fire?

Useless boy.

Oh no!

What am I going to do now?

What is this?

A business mogul.

Daddy it's not funny oh!

I had to think outside the box.

Just imagine if auntie Wura had become the CEO of this company.

It would have been the most unfortunate situation.

I said it.

Will I say, "Well done"?

No, no! I'll be condoning fraud and chicanery.

However, I acknowledge

that you saved the day in an extremely outlandish manner.

Daddy, just say, "Thank you my daughter and here's your bonus." I'll collect it.

-Jokotola! -Yes?

Well, I don't know anything about the bonus.

But how do I know you didn't go through the bank

all disguised

and then you ordered a Rolls Royce

Cullinan that you've been so obsessed about?

I have to check.

-I have to. -Yes Daddy, that reminds me. Who is Anna?

-Huh? -Mmh?

Oh, er… Um, she's my spiritual coach that helps me

with prayers from time to time.

-Okay! -Do you understand?

Does she also help you harvest the sugarcane?

She was asking for sugarcane. I…

Mm-mmh.

Um,

-Jokotola? -Sir.

-I… I need to rest. -I can tell.

And you'll have to go home and get out of this costume

and all this makeup. Aha!

Okay this is what happens…

We'll compute your bonus and credit your account.

Now you're talking, Daddy. You see,

that would have wiped off the memory of Annass.

You didn't talk on time.

Jokotola. Let me walk you.

-Okay. -Yes.

-Let me walk you. -Yes sir.

C'mon, let's go!

Yes, I want to adjust.

Annass!

Yes.

-Alright. See you later. -Alright. Bye.

What an ass!