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- Morning.
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- Morning!
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- What you listening to?
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- Your grapefruit plays music?
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- It's my Bluetooth speaker.
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I don't go anywhere without it.
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- Like me and my antacids.
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- May I have this dance?
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- Oh, I can't.
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- Get over here!
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- Oh, OK. Why not?
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All right. Here we go.
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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Oh, so soon.
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OK.
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Ow!
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- Wait, you've got some moves.
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- You sound surprised.
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I am.
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Me too!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh. Oh.
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OK.
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Let's take a break.
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Ah.
- Whew.
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- So how's
the apartment hunting going?
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- Ugh. Not great.
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But I'm supposed to see
this place today.
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It says it's
"flooded with light."
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- Oh, well, unfortunately,
in that part of town,
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that light's probably coming
from a police helicopter.
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- Well, with what I can afford,
it's this or a pillow fort.
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- You know, I actually
know of a place--
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roomy,
convenient to the tavern,
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and the landlady will
dance with you.
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- Really?
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I--I don't want to impose.
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- Nah!
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If nothing else,
having you there
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might give me some rizz.
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That stands for charisma,
right?
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- Yes!
- Whoo!
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- You used it correctly!
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- Well, I looked it up
in the Urban Dictionary.
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- Well, if it gives you rizz,
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I kind of have to say yes.
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- Oh, yay!
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This is exciting.
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- Yay!
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- Rent will be
your half of the tavern.
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- What?
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You got me for a second.
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- You gotta watch yourself
around me.
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No telling when
I might start cheeching.
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- No, no, that's not
what you think it means.
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- * Sometimes it feels like
a big ol' fight *
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* To get through the day *
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* And sleep on
through the night *
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* But here
you'll find a place *
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* That'll surely
lift your spirits *
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* You belong
at Happy's Place *
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- She said yes.
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- Sorry, I'm missing
the part of the story
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that helps me know
what you're talking about.
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- I asked Isabella if
she wanted to move in with me,
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and she said...
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Yes.
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- And you're excited
about having a roommate.
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- Well, of course I am!
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That Isabella is
a hoot and a half.
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- Well, I'm happy for you.
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- Thanks.
- Just be careful.
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Isabella is a good kid,
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and you know how you are.
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- No, I don't know how I am.
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And would you please stop
moving the bell
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where it don't belong?
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- That's how you are.
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You like your things in place,
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and you get irritated
when they're not.
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- Oh, well, call the police
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before I start
organizing things.
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- All I'm saying is,
before, she was a guest.
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Now she's a roommate.
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Guests behave themselves,
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and roommates move stuff
where it doesn't belong.
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- We'll be just fine.
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You'll see.
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- Oh, shoot!
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I wanted to be home for this.
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It's the delivery guy from UPS.
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- Are you waiting
for a package?
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- Sort of.
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My driver looks so good
in those brown shorts.
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Every few days,
I send an empty box to myself.
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Oh, yeah,
pick up that newspaper.
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Hey, how come you guys
never wear shorts?
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- Because I'm an adult man,
not a British prince.
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- Bugs, snakes, poison ivy.
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Read the news.
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- Thank God
you don't like shorts,
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because I've noticed
your socks don't match.
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And when I say I've noticed,
I mean
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I've talked to my therapist
about it.
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- Takoda, what's going on
with your socks?
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- Yep.
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- And that bothers you?
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- You know what?
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This is my issue, not yours.
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Although why a grown man
would go against all the laws
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of fashion and reason
to wear mismatched socks
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is beyond me.
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- Well, when my daughter,
Iara, was 4,
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she came downstairs for school,
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and I pointed out that
her socks didn't match.
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She looked at me kind of sad
and said, why do they have to?
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And I told her, they don't.
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And I've been wearing
mismatched socks ever since.
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- Oh, Lord,
here come the waterworks.
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- Can I get another soda?
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- Oh, get it yourself, Tin Man!
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Because he didn't have a heart.
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And I'm saying that
you don't have a heart.
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Oh, just give me your glass!
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- This is so fun.
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I haven't done a movie
marathon in forever.
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Deodorant?
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Growing up, my family
kept food in the fridge.
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- I did that on purpose.
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It's super refreshing
when it's cold.
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- And spreads easy on bread.
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All right, let's get
this movie started!
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- What's wrong?
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- I can't find the remote.
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- Oh!
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I put it right in here.
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- Ah.
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I would have never looked in
there because what is that?
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- I got it at a flea market.
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Isn't it cute?
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And it helps avoid clutter.
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A clicker isn't clutter.
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- Sorry.
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I just thought, you know,
since I'd be staying here,
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I could make a change or two,
make it more homey.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Great, sure.
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'Cause you're sure
not a guest anymore.
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- Everything OK?
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You said that weird.
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- Oh, no.
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It's just that Emmett said that
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now that we're roommates,
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little things like
hiding the remote
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and freezing the deodorant
might start to bug me.
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- But they don't?
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- No, actually, they really do.
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Isn't that strange?
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- I guess.
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- How about this?
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I'm gonna tell you right away
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when something you do bugs me
so you can stop.
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Sound good?
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- Not really.
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- Oh, but you can do
the same thing for me.
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Just let me know when
I'm doing something
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that makes you feel
uncomfortable.
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- Now!
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You're making me
uncomfortable now.
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Good one.
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- No, I mean it.
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It kind of sounds like
you're gonna be watching
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and judging everything I do.
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- No, no, no. Not you.
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I'll be watching the house
and judging what you do to it.
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- I'm not sure I'm comfortable
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with that level of tension
all the time.
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- Oh, but you've got
to let people know
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when they're getting
on your very last nerve.
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It's just good manners.
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- You know,
the more we talk about this,
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the more I feel this anxiety
rising in my body,
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urging me to, you know...
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run away!
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- Really?
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- Maybe we didn't think
this through very well.
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- Oh, well,
let's think about it now.
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Come on.
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- That's not what I mean.
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I think I should go back
to the motel
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while I find another place.
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- Aw.
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Don't leave now.
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We're just having
such a good time.
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I don't want to lose that.
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- We won't!
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We'll still be
working together.
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We just won't be roommates.
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- OK.
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Well, I hate it,
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but you gotta do
what you gotta do.
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Just remember,
my door is always open.
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Oh, not literally.
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I don't trust my neighbors.
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* *
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- Are you OK?
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Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
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- You're just acting different.
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Maybe it's just
the way your hair
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is bringing the red out
in your eyes,
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but you seem sad.
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- Thanks for the pep talk.
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- Are you having problems
with Isabella?
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That can happen when you spend
too much time with someone.
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It's why my mom limits me to
a half hour when I visit her--
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to preserve our love.
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- Hey, Bobbie.
- Oh.
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- Here's your garage opener.
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- Thank you.
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- Oh, and I forgot
my deodorant.
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I left it in your fridge.
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- I'll bring it to you
tomorrow.
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- Thanks.
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- What?
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- She moved out?
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- Yes and no.
- What do you mean?
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- Yes, she moved out.
No, you can't move in.
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- You know, it hurts me
that you believe
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that I would selfishly
take advantage of a situation
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when two people that I care
about are having a hard time.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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- But since you brought it up,
why can't I?
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- One, 'cause
I don't want you to.
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Two, see number one.
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- Do you know why
people call me X-ray?
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Because I can see
right through them.
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- Are you sure
it's not because they can
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only take small doses of you?
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- You pretend that
you don't care,
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but I can see how much you
liked having Isabella around.
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- Yeah, I did.
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I didn't realize how lonely
the house could be.
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And now I just want somebody
there to talk to or dance with
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or, you know, whatever.
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- OK. Of course I will.
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- You will what?
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- Well, come over and hang out
with you tonight, silly.
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I mean, that's where
you were going, right?
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- Yeah, I--I can see
where you might think that.
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And I'm talking
real slow right now,
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hoping an idea might
just pop into my head
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as why we can't, but...
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nope, nothing.
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- Yeah!
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Thank you, vision board.
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I will see you after work.
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It's gonna be so fun.
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Oh, God. Sorry, I think
I drooled a little bit.
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* *
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- Hey, Takoda.
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- Long day?
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- I hardly got
any sleep last night.
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The lady in the room next to me
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decided to set the world record
for loud lovemaking.
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- Isn't the woman in the room
next to you Bobbie?
266
00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,690
- No.
267
00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,090
I'm back at the motel.
268
00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,830
- Man, that was a couple
of weird seconds for me.
269
00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:32,030
- Hi, guys.
270
00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:33,030
- Hi.
271
00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:34,060
- Hey.
272
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,700
I got something to show you.
273
00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:39,700
New work socks, meet Steve.
274
00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:43,070
Steve, new work socks.
275
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,210
- Takoda, they match.
- Yep.
276
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,180
- Thank you,
but I didn't want you
277
00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:48,740
to have to change
because of me.
278
00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:50,150
Your socks were
important to you.
279
00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:52,410
- You are too.
280
00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:56,790
From now on, when I'm at work,
they'll match.
281
00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,290
- So sweet.
282
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,260
You have a really good friend,
Steve.
283
00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,990
- I know.
284
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,860
Also, was it my imagination,
285
00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:08,200
or those were not
the same shade of black?
286
00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,000
- Hey, rookie.
- Hey.
287
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,070
- You still want to learn
about working in the kitchen?
288
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,010
- Yes, sir! Definitely.
289
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,410
- All right, gird your loins
and get in here.
290
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,340
- OK.
291
00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:23,810
- Apron up!
292
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,480
- So, what master
culinary technique
293
00:11:26,510 --> 00:11:27,950
will I be learning today?
294
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:32,920
- It's called peeling potatoes.
295
00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:34,890
I'm gonna skip
the safety speech,
296
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,160
because if you're dumb enough
297
00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:37,960
to hurt yourself
with a potato peeler,
298
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,760
you deserve it.
299
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,000
- Not to worry.
300
00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:44,800
I will keep my loins girded.
301
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,300
- She's right.
You are a hoot.
302
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,540
- Bobbie?
303
00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:49,100
She said I was a hoot?
304
00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:51,940
- Actually, she said
you were a hoot and a half.
305
00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:53,940
And that's Bobbie's top rating.
306
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,850
Let's see.
They go, hoot, kick,
307
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,780
kick in the pants,
hoot and a half.
308
00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:01,950
- She was really fun too.
309
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:04,550
And we were really getting
to know each other.
310
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,120
- Excellent reasons for you
to go back to the motel.
311
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,060
- It's hard to explain, Emmett.
312
00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:12,030
- Most dumb-ass moves are.
313
00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,190
- Don't give me that.
314
00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,560
She said you told her there
were going to be problems.
315
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,530
- Yeah, problems for her.
316
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,830
I wouldn't have been surprised
if she moved to the motel.
317
00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,200
And you?
318
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,140
You don't strike me
as a shrinking violet.
319
00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,040
- You know what I think it is?
320
00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,010
- You know what?
Here's the thing.
321
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,140
If you're gonna look at me,
stop peeling.
322
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:31,010
But if you're gonna be peeling,
stop looking at me.
323
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,450
Should have given the speech.
324
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,420
- When I was a kid, any time
325
00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:39,150
I would do something
my mom didn't like,
326
00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:41,560
she would just ice me out
for days.
327
00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:43,990
Just total silence.
328
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,390
It was really screwed up.
329
00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:50,830
So when Bobbie started to tell
me this stuff she didn't like,
330
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,300
I just had that same feeling.
331
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,300
I don't know
332
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,870
Maybe that does make me
a shrinking violet.
333
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,140
- No, it doesn't.
It makes you human.
334
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,150
- Emmett!
- Mm.
335
00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:07,980
I'm a hoot too.
336
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,890
- Hi.
- Hi.
337
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,360
- Brought you a bottle of wine.
338
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,560
- Bottle of wine?
339
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,270
That's it?
340
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,300
I mean, I thought
you'd bring a bouncy house
341
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:31,410
or a bubble-making machine
or something crazy like that.
342
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,980
- Bobbie, I am off-duty, OK?
343
00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:38,880
I mean, yes,
I know that at work,
344
00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:40,180
I can be a little over the top,
345
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,280
but that's because
I'm the bartender.
346
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,590
People expect me
to be entertaining,
347
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:45,650
just like, as the boss,
348
00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:48,420
people expect you
to be unlikable.
349
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,920
- I wouldn't say unlikable.
350
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,460
- Ah, well, unlikable,
tough, crotchety.
351
00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:54,000
You know, pick one.
352
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:57,630
The point is, we are here
to have fun as us, you know?
353
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,600
The real us.
354
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:03,070
You know, the OGs.
355
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,670
- Let's have some fun.
- OK.
356
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,080
- So how do we do that?
357
00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:08,240
- Have you heard of cheeching?
358
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,310
- Oh.
359
00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,510
Pass.
360
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,480
What else you got?
361
00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:12,950
- Um--oh!
362
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:15,080
We could compare
arrest records.
363
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,150
- How about we start
with some wine?
364
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,160
- Great.
365
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,590
Coincidentally,
wine is a big part
366
00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:25,460
of the reason
I have an arrest record.
367
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,430
- Spare me the details,
but did you have fun?
368
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:32,130
- When the judge laughs,
you know it was fun.
369
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,140
- Oh, what the heck.
370
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,640
See where the night goes.
371
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:38,370
- That's what the judge said.
372
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,180
- Whew!
373
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:46,150
It was busy tonight.
- Yeah.
374
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:49,120
I wouldn't mind it being packed
if there were less people.
375
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,350
- Agreed!
376
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,590
- Takoda, I think
you dropped something.
377
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:56,660
- Where?
378
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:59,030
- In my briefcase.
379
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,260
It's socks!
380
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,100
Sorry, watching people opening
gifts makes me nervous.
381
00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:09,640
Whoa!
382
00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,410
Those are wild.
383
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,010
- Definitely.
384
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,680
I can't wait to try them
when I get home.
385
00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:15,840
Iara's gonna love them.
386
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,480
- They're not for home.
They're for you to wear here.
387
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:21,620
- No, that'll bother you.
388
00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:23,120
Thanks for the gift,
389
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:26,520
but I'm not gonna
wear these here.
390
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,290
- You know what?
391
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,390
When I was a kid,
we had these
392
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,690
big, wooden Venetian blinds
in our living room.
393
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:36,330
My mother's design taste
was questionable.
394
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,400
If the blinds were even
a tiny bit uneven,
395
00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,270
it was unbearable.
396
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:46,410
So I would take hours until
I made them all exactly level.
397
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,180
And then my father
would come home,
398
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:50,650
and he would walk
into the living room,
399
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:55,720
and he'd take one of the cords
and tug on it just a little,
400
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,350
just enough
to make them uneven.
401
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:05,230
And he thought
that was hilarious.
402
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,800
- That was not OK.
403
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,800
- No.
404
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:15,200
No, it wasn't.
405
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,440
My point is,
I'm used to someone
406
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:20,280
going out of their way
to make me uncomfortable.
407
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,110
These socks are a "thank you
for you going out of your way
408
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,610
to make me comfortable."
409
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,380
- But you won't be comfortable
410
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:27,320
if I wear socks
that don't match.
411
00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:29,620
- I'm not gonna let fear
control me.
412
00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:32,050
Besides, they do match.
413
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,190
- I'm sorry.
414
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,430
I just--I have to--
415
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,370
- I love them.
416
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,330
Thank you.
417
00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:48,140
- Do not take your shoes off
out here.
418
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,410
- OK, look, look.
419
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,680
I timed my sprinkler
420
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:58,410
to go off when
he's on the porch.
421
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,420
Yeah, you run in those
little brown shorts.
422
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,820
Yeah!
423
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:07,620
- You know, I liked you
at two glasses in,
424
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,520
but you're really shining
at three.
425
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,490
- Aw, thank you.
426
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,590
Thank you.
427
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:13,860
This is fun.
428
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,330
We're having fun, right?
429
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,200
- Oh, I am, yeah.
- OK, all right.
430
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,700
And I don't mean
just, like, fun, fun.
431
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,570
I mean, like Isabella fun.
432
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,270
- Absolutely!
- Yes!
433
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,170
- Well, not exactly.
434
00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:29,440
I mean, this is fun,
but I don't know.
435
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,450
Something's missing.
436
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,550
- Well, what does she do
that was so different?
437
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,650
- Well, like out of the blue,
438
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,450
she just grabbed me
and made me get up and dance.
439
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,790
- OK.
440
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,120
Get up, Red,
441
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:39,590
'cause you're about
to get down.
442
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,320
Yeah.
443
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,390
All right.
444
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,630
Huh?
445
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:46,830
Yeah, this is fun!
446
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,530
There you go.
447
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,870
All right, now.
448
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,840
It's not a robot.
OK, all right.
449
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:54,870
Now here we go.
450
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,300
Stand in the middle here
451
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:57,770
and just give
a little side, side.
452
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:58,810
Now step.
453
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,310
- You're a good lead.
454
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,180
- Yeah.
455
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,480
I went to an all-girls
middle school.
456
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:07,480
So us tall ones got to be
the guys in dance class.
457
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,420
All right, are you ready
for my signature move?
458
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:10,690
- Yeah.
- All right, get out there.
459
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,390
Now spin.
460
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:13,390
- Spin.
461
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:15,660
- Into a dip.
462
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,860
Oh! Bobbie!
463
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,460
Oh, my God.
464
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:22,230
This is like tiny Teri Wilson
all over again.
465
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,600
Please do not sue my parents.
466
00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:25,870
- I'm OK.
467
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,200
I--I just--
I just need a drink of water.
468
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,270
- I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
469
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,640
Are you OK?
470
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,240
- No, I'm not.
471
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,380
- Oh, God, you're hurt,
aren't you?
472
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,380
Shoot!
473
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,780
I'm so tired of
all the people I dance with
474
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:45,750
winding up in the hospital.
475
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:49,390
- No, it's not that.
476
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,760
No offense,
but I miss Isabella.
477
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:54,400
- Why?
478
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:55,800
- You know what I was thinking
479
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,970
when you dropped me
a while ago?
480
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,870
Isabella would think
that's hysterical.
481
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,670
And I wanted
to share it with her,
482
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:06,240
just like I shared stuff
with Daddy and Gracie.
483
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,810
It was good to have that
back again.
484
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,450
- I get it.
485
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,420
She's your sister.
486
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:15,580
- Yeah.
487
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:20,790
Now that she's gone, I can't
share it with her anymore.
488
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,420
- I'm sorry, Bobbie.
489
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,430
I really am.
490
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:28,400
And I know that
I can't replace her.
491
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:32,630
But you know that
if you ever need someone,
492
00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:35,570
I am always here for you.
493
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,940
- I know.
494
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:39,410
And thank you for being here
with me tonight.
495
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:45,350
- Well, this is
unfortunate timing.
496
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,950
I think I have a vomit
coming on.
497
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,450
- OK, all right.
Left.
498
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,850
Left, left!
The other left.
499
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:55,620
* *
500
00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:03,300
- I want us to wear
mismatched socks.
501
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,530
- OK, just a second.
502
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,370
Let me go get
the Urban Dictionary.
503
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,440
- It's slang for "I want
to move back in with you."
504
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:12,610
- Really?
505
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,410
Well, what happened
to that "run away"?
506
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,050
- It's still there, but...
507
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,980
tonight, I realized that
508
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,590
I didn't want to let
my fear control me,
509
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:26,020
especially if it means
giving up this.
510
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,990
- I like that.
511
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,830
And if you can just tell me how
I can make it easier on you,
512
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,290
I will.
513
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:34,930
- I haven't figured
that out yet.
514
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,670
I mean, your family
let everything out,
515
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:41,370
and my family
shut everything down.
516
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,870
- Well, here's what
we're gonna do.
517
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,970
Let's forget how
your family did things
518
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,910
and how my family did things.
519
00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:48,810
And let's just concentrate on
520
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,450
how our family's
gonna do things.
521
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,720
- Maybe our family hugs
when they've made up?
522
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,420
- I like that too.
523
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,390
- Did you use my deodorant?
524
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,760
- I did. It's very refreshing.
525
00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:07,930
I love it.
526
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,930
- Good!
527
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,500
'Cause it's yours now.
528
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:11,530
- OK, good.
529
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,750
- You're gonna have to redo
your bathroom.
530
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