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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,087 --> 00:00:12,607 Put your hands together, cover your eyes 4 00:00:13,207 --> 00:00:16,367 Get ready for a big surprise 5 00:00:16,527 --> 00:00:19,967 Spirits in a bottle, ghosts in the machine 6 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:23,607 Walkin' on water, floatin' on a dream 7 00:00:23,767 --> 00:00:27,247 Who's foolin' who? Who can you believe? 8 00:00:27,407 --> 00:00:28,967 Do you think you're gonna lose it? 9 00:00:29,127 --> 00:00:31,007 Are you sure what you've just seen? 10 00:00:31,127 --> 00:00:32,847 There's somethin' underground 11 00:00:33,007 --> 00:00:34,447 Did you hear that sound? 12 00:00:34,647 --> 00:00:36,287 What's cookin' in your head? 13 00:00:36,447 --> 00:00:38,327 Are you shakin' in your bed? 14 00:00:38,407 --> 00:00:39,407 When you don't wanna do 15 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,887 What you think you gonna do And you can't find a pop or a cop 16 00:00:41,967 --> 00:00:43,927 And you got two friends who will be hangin' till the end 17 00:00:44,007 --> 00:00:45,327 'cause you know you're never gonna make it stop 18 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:49,287 If you see 'em comin', better start runnin' 19 00:00:49,487 --> 00:00:51,287 With the scream team 20 00:00:51,447 --> 00:00:53,167 Better start runnin' 21 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:54,967 Want to treat or trick it? 22 00:00:55,127 --> 00:00:56,687 You know you gotta kick it 23 00:00:56,847 --> 00:00:58,967 With the scream team 24 00:01:03,727 --> 00:01:05,847 GHOST: No luck. He's not upstairs. 25 00:01:06,407 --> 00:01:07,367 Did you check the basement? 26 00:01:07,447 --> 00:01:08,967 -GHOST 2: He's only been... -GHOST: Shh! 27 00:01:09,047 --> 00:01:10,687 GHOST 2: (WHISPERING) He's only been dead for six hours. 28 00:01:10,887 --> 00:01:12,207 He couldn't have gotten too far. 29 00:01:12,607 --> 00:01:14,447 GHOST: Check the living room again. I'll try the attic. 30 00:01:15,607 --> 00:01:17,247 GHOST: Somebody's coming. We've gotta get out of here. 31 00:01:24,207 --> 00:01:25,287 WOMAN: He's right down there. 32 00:01:25,887 --> 00:01:29,247 I just came by to help him carve some pumpkins for Halloween... 33 00:01:29,847 --> 00:01:30,967 when I found him. 34 00:01:35,927 --> 00:01:38,167 Turn it off! Turn it off! 35 00:01:38,607 --> 00:01:40,807 Relax, Gramps. That was our best one yet. 36 00:01:41,007 --> 00:01:45,807 Well, well, nobody's looking to buy a pumpkin smasher. 37 00:01:45,887 --> 00:01:48,167 It's a pumpkin carver they want. 38 00:01:48,327 --> 00:01:50,567 It'll revolutionize Halloween. 39 00:01:50,727 --> 00:01:52,287 How about inventing a rubber mask 40 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:53,687 that doesn't make your face sweat? 41 00:01:53,767 --> 00:01:56,567 Now, that ought to do it. 42 00:01:56,727 --> 00:01:58,807 This time, it's gonna work. 43 00:01:58,967 --> 00:02:01,327 History is about to be made. 44 00:02:01,727 --> 00:02:03,327 Claire, are you getting this? 45 00:02:03,487 --> 00:02:06,327 Uh-huh, but hurry up. My arm is getting tired. 46 00:02:06,647 --> 00:02:09,127 All right, Ian, let her go. 47 00:02:13,687 --> 00:02:16,687 It's working. It really works. Way to go, Gramps. 48 00:02:18,767 --> 00:02:21,127 GRANDPA: Step one complete! 49 00:02:21,527 --> 00:02:23,887 Step... two! 50 00:02:25,527 --> 00:02:27,607 Disembowelment! 51 00:02:28,007 --> 00:02:30,487 Maybe we should work on the names of your steps. 52 00:02:30,767 --> 00:02:32,447 GRANDPA: (CHUCKLES) Let her down, now. 53 00:02:33,207 --> 00:02:34,247 That's it! 54 00:02:34,527 --> 00:02:37,407 Bring it down! Lower it. 55 00:02:38,247 --> 00:02:39,287 There you go. That's it. 56 00:02:39,447 --> 00:02:41,007 Now, easy does it. 57 00:02:43,807 --> 00:02:44,927 (CLAIRE SCREAMS) 58 00:02:45,447 --> 00:02:47,287 GRANDPA: Turn it off! Turn it off! 59 00:02:47,687 --> 00:02:50,407 Whoa! Whoa! Turn it off! Turn it... 60 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,007 (LAUGHS) 61 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:56,327 Yeah, very funny. 62 00:02:56,727 --> 00:02:58,447 (GRANDPA LAUGHS) 63 00:03:01,447 --> 00:03:04,847 What do you think we should call step three? 64 00:03:05,127 --> 00:03:08,407 (LAUGHING) 65 00:03:08,727 --> 00:03:11,847 IAN: Let's call it "Claire gets a pumpkin hat". 66 00:03:12,047 --> 00:03:15,647 GRANDPA: (LAUGHS) Good idea! Get another pumpkin! 67 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:17,567 (LAUGHING) 68 00:03:18,167 --> 00:03:20,487 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 69 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:29,247 Guys, maybe this isn't the most appropriate time 70 00:03:29,407 --> 00:03:30,487 to be watching this. 71 00:03:31,887 --> 00:03:33,167 What's the point of a memorial 72 00:03:33,327 --> 00:03:34,647 if you aren't supposed to remember? 73 00:03:37,007 --> 00:03:38,327 Go and make some meaningless small talk 74 00:03:38,527 --> 00:03:40,047 with your grandfather's friends. 75 00:03:41,607 --> 00:03:42,647 Please. 76 00:03:52,247 --> 00:03:53,767 Nice to see you laughing, Dad. 77 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,647 Didn't know you had it in you. 78 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:01,567 (WOMAN SOBBING) 79 00:04:01,767 --> 00:04:02,927 Oh, such a brave little girl. 80 00:04:03,007 --> 00:04:04,847 You're holding up so well. 81 00:04:04,927 --> 00:04:06,487 (CHUCKLES) I'm a trouper. 82 00:04:11,647 --> 00:04:13,327 I swear, somebody dies and suddenly 83 00:04:13,447 --> 00:04:15,487 The whole world is invading your personal space. 84 00:04:15,647 --> 00:04:16,767 Tell me about it. 85 00:04:16,927 --> 00:04:18,847 (WOMAN) Oh, you must be Frank's grandson! 86 00:04:19,007 --> 00:04:21,607 Let me give you a hug. (SOBBING) 87 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:32,127 (SOBBING) 88 00:04:34,047 --> 00:04:35,087 (THUMP) 89 00:04:36,047 --> 00:04:37,087 (THUMP) 90 00:04:44,207 --> 00:04:45,407 Can I help you? 91 00:04:47,527 --> 00:04:49,727 No, no, I was just, um... 92 00:04:52,007 --> 00:04:53,407 Frank had some books. 93 00:04:55,447 --> 00:04:57,167 Claire, right? 94 00:04:57,727 --> 00:04:59,207 I'm Warner MacDonald. 95 00:04:59,687 --> 00:05:01,567 Your grandfather and I were great friends. 96 00:05:01,727 --> 00:05:03,887 Hmm. He never mentioned you. 97 00:05:04,047 --> 00:05:06,127 Yeah, well, you were usually only in our little hamlet 98 00:05:06,327 --> 00:05:07,647 for a couple of weeks during the summer, 99 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:09,967 But since you're gonna be around 100 00:05:10,087 --> 00:05:11,607 a little longer this time, 101 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:16,167 you have to come to our big Halloween festival this weekend. 102 00:05:17,687 --> 00:05:21,127 I'm not really in a festival kind of mood. 103 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:23,247 Yeah. Well, I didn't mean, um... 104 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:24,447 Everything all right? 105 00:05:24,607 --> 00:05:25,647 Richard. 106 00:05:26,407 --> 00:05:28,167 It's wonderful to have you back here, Richard. 107 00:05:28,647 --> 00:05:33,287 Well, not wonderful under the circumstances. 108 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:42,807 Well, I better be going. 109 00:05:43,047 --> 00:05:44,087 Excuse me. 110 00:05:47,287 --> 00:05:49,807 What kind of freak brings a flyer to a funeral? 111 00:05:49,967 --> 00:05:51,847 (CHUCKLES) That's old Warner for you. 112 00:05:52,167 --> 00:05:54,567 He and your grandfather have hated each other since grade school. 113 00:05:54,727 --> 00:05:57,927 Something about a vicious game of red rover, red rover. 114 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,167 (CROW SQUAWKING) 115 00:06:03,967 --> 00:06:05,487 (WIND BLOWING) 116 00:06:07,527 --> 00:06:10,127 -MAN: Say hi to your family for me. -DAD: I will. You too, all right? 117 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:11,407 Drive safe. 118 00:06:13,447 --> 00:06:15,527 WOMAN: Richard, sorry to hear about your father. 119 00:06:15,687 --> 00:06:16,887 What are your plans for the house? 120 00:06:17,047 --> 00:06:18,807 (RICHARD SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 121 00:06:20,927 --> 00:06:23,287 I'm putting a "for sale" sign up first thing in the morning. 122 00:06:23,927 --> 00:06:27,087 See, I have to be back at the hospital in a week, two, tops. 123 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,647 It's not the house itself that's the problem, 124 00:06:29,887 --> 00:06:31,887 it's all the junk that's inside it. 125 00:06:32,047 --> 00:06:35,127 The basement alone would fill up half a dozen dumpsters. 126 00:06:43,207 --> 00:06:45,247 (TOY WHIRS) 127 00:06:58,727 --> 00:07:00,967 (CHIMING) 128 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:07,727 MALE VOICE: Ian... 129 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:10,927 Hello? 130 00:07:12,687 --> 00:07:13,847 Ian... 131 00:07:17,487 --> 00:07:18,527 RICHARD: Ian? 132 00:07:20,847 --> 00:07:22,687 Why didn't you answer? I've been calling you. 133 00:07:24,727 --> 00:07:25,767 You all right? 134 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,287 You sure? 135 00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:30,247 I'm sure. 136 00:07:30,807 --> 00:07:33,767 'Cause if you're not, I mean... I understand. 137 00:07:35,607 --> 00:07:38,767 I know that you and grandpa were pretty close, so... 138 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:45,287 (SCOFFS) Can you believe all the junk he's got down here? 139 00:07:45,647 --> 00:07:47,087 It's not junk. 140 00:07:47,247 --> 00:07:49,727 (CHUCKLES) What is half of this stuff? 141 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:53,207 He came up with more ridiculous gadgets and gizmos... 142 00:07:53,367 --> 00:07:54,447 It's not junk! 143 00:07:55,127 --> 00:07:56,727 Grandpa made all this stuff! 144 00:07:58,007 --> 00:08:00,807 This is his pumpkin carver. It's gonna revolutionize Halloween! 145 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:02,847 And this is a portable turbo-vac. 146 00:08:02,967 --> 00:08:04,287 We made it two summers ago! 147 00:08:05,127 --> 00:08:06,167 And this... 148 00:08:06,607 --> 00:08:08,287 Well, I don't know what this is, but it's grandpa's 149 00:08:08,367 --> 00:08:10,047 And you can't just throw it all into a dumpster! 150 00:08:10,127 --> 00:08:11,527 I'm not gonna let you! 151 00:08:15,847 --> 00:08:17,967 Keeping all this stuff isn't gonna bring him back, Ian. 152 00:08:19,487 --> 00:08:20,567 (SIGHS) 153 00:08:25,727 --> 00:08:27,607 I hope you realize how lucky you are. 154 00:08:29,127 --> 00:08:30,167 I would have given anything 155 00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:32,327 to hang out with him down here when I was a kid. 156 00:08:33,127 --> 00:08:34,367 So why didn't you? 157 00:08:35,247 --> 00:08:36,287 I don't know, really. 158 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:39,007 He was busy, and... 159 00:08:39,207 --> 00:08:40,247 I was in the way. 160 00:08:42,887 --> 00:08:44,767 A long time ago. It doesn't matter now. 161 00:08:47,207 --> 00:08:49,847 Come on. I left your sister in charge of dinner. 162 00:08:50,647 --> 00:08:51,847 Consider yourself warned. 163 00:08:54,847 --> 00:08:57,487 (WIND CHIMES CLINKING) 164 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:04,687 Well, that certainly was disgusting. 165 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:07,887 I'd have ordered pizza, but they don't deliver after 7:00. 166 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,527 Welcome to small town living. 167 00:09:09,687 --> 00:09:11,447 Dad, I found some more newspaper. 168 00:09:15,687 --> 00:09:16,927 That's the flyer that weird guy 169 00:09:17,087 --> 00:09:18,687 who was going through Grandpa's books gave me. 170 00:09:19,647 --> 00:09:21,607 Oh, hey. I forgot about this. 171 00:09:21,807 --> 00:09:23,127 The Halloween festival. 172 00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:24,887 If we're still in town, you two should go. 173 00:09:24,967 --> 00:09:26,287 It's supposed to be a lot of fun. 174 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:28,087 Grandpa said it's totally cheeseball. 175 00:09:28,247 --> 00:09:29,287 Well, he would. 176 00:09:29,647 --> 00:09:30,927 It's Warner's baby. 177 00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:33,207 People come all the way from Boston for it. 178 00:09:34,047 --> 00:09:36,127 Grandpa used to talk about this Zachariah guy 179 00:09:36,287 --> 00:09:38,087 like he was some kind of inventor... 180 00:09:38,407 --> 00:09:40,367 But he looks pretty creeped out to me. 181 00:09:40,767 --> 00:09:41,807 He should. 182 00:09:42,047 --> 00:09:43,407 He's something of a local legend, 183 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,007 our resident spook. 184 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:46,487 He really existed? 185 00:09:46,647 --> 00:09:47,687 RICHARD: That's what they say. 186 00:09:47,847 --> 00:09:50,167 He lived with his young bride on Coal Hill, 187 00:09:50,247 --> 00:09:52,807 just south of town, almost 200 years ago. 188 00:09:52,887 --> 00:09:54,607 What did he do to get so famous? 189 00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:56,007 He burned things down. 190 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:59,847 Supposedly, Zachariah loved only one thing more than his wife... 191 00:10:00,727 --> 00:10:02,007 And that was fire. 192 00:10:03,487 --> 00:10:04,687 They say... 193 00:10:06,247 --> 00:10:08,087 you could see it in his eyes. 194 00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:26,247 Zachariah, please come inside. 195 00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:28,007 You'll catch cold. 196 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:32,887 RICHARD: Fires broke out constantly in the hills around his home. 197 00:10:33,127 --> 00:10:35,647 The town did everything they could to try and stop him, 198 00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:38,087 but it was his wife who finally said she'd had enough 199 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:39,407 and tried to leave him. 200 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:41,367 CLAIRE: "Tried"? What did he do? 201 00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:46,127 RICHARD: He set their cabin on fire with her still in it. 202 00:10:51,807 --> 00:10:52,887 He killed her? 203 00:10:53,207 --> 00:10:54,247 Afraid so... 204 00:10:55,047 --> 00:10:56,607 But in a fitting end... 205 00:10:57,327 --> 00:10:58,607 They found him guilty of murder 206 00:10:58,807 --> 00:11:02,247 And sentenced him to be burned at the stake in the town square. 207 00:11:03,487 --> 00:11:05,927 The fires didn't end with Zachariah. 208 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:09,007 That night, the courthouse burned to the ground. 209 00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:10,927 -(GONG CLANKING) -Fire! 210 00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:13,127 Fire! 211 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,807 RICHARD: They say that he still roams the hills, 212 00:11:18,007 --> 00:11:20,007 seeking his revenge. 213 00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:40,047 (ZACHARIAH YELLING) 214 00:11:45,687 --> 00:11:46,767 Cool. 215 00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:49,687 So you're saying this town is haunted? 216 00:11:50,207 --> 00:11:52,807 No. He's saying it's full of bumpkins. 217 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:55,047 (WIND BLOWING) 218 00:12:04,487 --> 00:12:05,647 Dad! 219 00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:07,247 It's all right, son. 220 00:12:18,007 --> 00:12:20,407 (SCARY VOICE) You can see it in his eyes. 221 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,647 Dad... 222 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:23,367 (SCOFFS) 223 00:12:27,607 --> 00:12:29,207 You okay sleeping in Grandpa's room? 224 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:31,207 Yeah. It's totally cool. 225 00:12:31,607 --> 00:12:33,607 I'm not creeped out or anything, if that's what you mean. 226 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:36,327 Good. 227 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:38,327 He didn't die in here, right? 228 00:12:40,087 --> 00:12:41,127 Right. 229 00:12:42,247 --> 00:12:43,327 Good night, Ian. 230 00:12:45,127 --> 00:12:46,167 IAN: Good night, Dad. 231 00:12:56,887 --> 00:12:59,167 (OWL HOOTS) 232 00:13:03,007 --> 00:13:05,167 (CLATTERING) 233 00:13:09,407 --> 00:13:11,087 (GROANING) 234 00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:14,487 (GROANING CONTINUES) 235 00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:15,927 Who said that? Who's there? 236 00:13:16,127 --> 00:13:17,687 (GROANING CONTINUES) 237 00:13:17,847 --> 00:13:19,127 I'm not afraid of you! 238 00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:23,967 Dad! 239 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:25,767 Dad! 240 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,127 Dad! 241 00:13:29,247 --> 00:13:31,047 There's something in my room! It's clanging and moaning. 242 00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:34,007 The bed's shaking! The bed was shaking! There's something in my room! Come on! 243 00:13:34,207 --> 00:13:36,007 Calm down. That's impossible. 244 00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:37,207 I'm sure it was just... 245 00:13:39,207 --> 00:13:41,367 Get out from under there this instant. 246 00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:42,687 Claire! 247 00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:44,807 I'm not afraid of you 248 00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,807 I swear, you are so gonna pay! 249 00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:48,887 (GIGGLES) Good night. 250 00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:50,527 Don't let the ghoulie-ghoulies bite. 251 00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:52,567 Good night, Claire. 252 00:13:53,127 --> 00:13:54,247 (SIGHS) 253 00:13:56,887 --> 00:13:58,767 -You okay? -I'm fine. 254 00:13:59,007 --> 00:14:00,607 Just make sure Claire's in her room. 255 00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:05,847 Good night. 256 00:14:06,927 --> 00:14:07,967 Good night. 257 00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:11,527 -(DOOR CLOSES) -(SIGHS) 258 00:14:22,047 --> 00:14:24,527 (CHIMING) 259 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,407 Very funny, Claire, ha-ha. 260 00:14:41,607 --> 00:14:42,647 (GRUNTS) 261 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,407 Claire, knock it off! 262 00:14:57,927 --> 00:14:58,967 Ian. 263 00:15:00,607 --> 00:15:01,647 Ian. 264 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,607 (IAN YELLS) 265 00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:06,407 Wait! 266 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,047 (GLASS SHATTERS) 267 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,407 Now what's going on? 268 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,447 Ian? 269 00:15:21,527 --> 00:15:22,807 IAN: And then it said my name 270 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:25,047 and began doing this weird morphing thing, 271 00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:27,647 And I tripped or something and when I got back up, it was gone. 272 00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:29,927 That's what I get for telling you kids ghost stories. 273 00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:32,047 I wasn't having a nightmare. 274 00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:33,887 How do you explain the books falling? 275 00:15:34,087 --> 00:15:35,127 Gravity? 276 00:15:35,327 --> 00:15:36,967 Maybe it's some sort of sign from the beyond. 277 00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:39,367 Maybe I'm supposed to read them. 278 00:15:39,527 --> 00:15:41,447 Then the beyond doesn't know you very well. 279 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,927 "Property of the Steeple Falls Public Library." 280 00:15:47,087 --> 00:15:49,327 He was definitely trying to tell me something. 281 00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:50,527 (CLAIRE) He? 282 00:15:50,807 --> 00:15:52,727 Grandpa! It had to be Grandpa's ghost. 283 00:15:52,807 --> 00:15:54,127 I mean, who else could it be? 284 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,527 Oh, great. It wasn't enough 285 00:15:55,607 --> 00:15:57,647 that he was giving me grief while he was alive. 286 00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:01,247 Ian, you gotta pull yourself together and go to bed. 287 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,647 Do we understand each other? 288 00:16:03,207 --> 00:16:05,287 Good. I'll see you in the morning. 289 00:16:07,687 --> 00:16:10,127 (GIGGLING) I got you so good. You were so scared. 290 00:16:10,247 --> 00:16:11,847 You were like, "Dad, oh!" 291 00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:13,527 (GASPS) 292 00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:28,047 (SIGHS) 293 00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:39,407 Someone has to remind Dad 294 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,247 about the child labor laws in this state. 295 00:16:45,287 --> 00:16:47,607 All right, guys, let's take a break. 296 00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:49,087 Come on into town with me. 297 00:16:50,607 --> 00:16:52,087 Must have heard from your lawyer. 298 00:16:52,807 --> 00:16:55,487 Oh, Claire, why don't you run up to Grandpa's room, grab those books. 299 00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:56,967 I want to make sure we return them. 300 00:16:58,807 --> 00:16:59,967 Claire, no! 301 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,687 We can't return those books. 302 00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:02,967 I haven't even looked at them. 303 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,327 They're library books. We can't keep them. 304 00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:07,927 But Grandpa was using them to send me a message. 305 00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:11,247 Oh, seriously, the only message he was sending you was, 306 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,807 “Shut up and quit acting like such an...” 307 00:17:14,727 --> 00:17:15,767 Idiot. 308 00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:21,087 What is that? 309 00:17:21,887 --> 00:17:23,327 -I don't know. -(CAR HORN HONKS) 310 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,207 (SIGHS) 311 00:17:25,447 --> 00:17:27,527 Here, hold on to these, Claire. You take the books. 312 00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:29,127 -What? You take 'em! -IAN: I'm not taking them. 313 00:17:29,287 --> 00:17:30,847 -CLAIRE: Yes, you are. -IAN: Shut up. 314 00:17:37,527 --> 00:17:38,647 GHOST: Ian... 315 00:17:39,447 --> 00:17:40,527 Ian... 316 00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:52,087 Bent the rules a little, 317 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,487 Letting your Grandpa check these out, 318 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,647 But then again, he could be very persuasive. 319 00:17:59,047 --> 00:18:00,647 Looks like old Zachariah and the festival 320 00:18:00,727 --> 00:18:02,407 are finally putting this town on the map. 321 00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:05,047 Before you know it, we'll be giving Salem 322 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,447 and their witch trials a run for their money. 323 00:18:07,527 --> 00:18:09,447 (LAUGHS) And Steeple Falls 324 00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:14,207 has more unsolved fires per capita than any other town in the state. 325 00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:17,127 "Steeple Falls - is it hot in here, or is it just us?" 326 00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:20,087 (CHUCKLES) I'm not kidding. It's on the t-shirt. 327 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,287 What's with all the old machine parts in the display case? 328 00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:27,167 Oh, that's just some doodads that Warner dug up around the cabin. 329 00:18:27,327 --> 00:18:29,567 We just wanted something to fill up the case. 330 00:18:29,727 --> 00:18:31,967 Zachariah's cabin? It still exists? 331 00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:33,167 Oh, heaven's no, 332 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:37,487 but Warner owns the land and he says 333 00:18:37,647 --> 00:18:40,487 that he is gonna build a replica for the tourists. 334 00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:46,327 There is even talk about putting in a theme park. 335 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:00,847 (CAR HORN HONKING) 336 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,607 -MAN: Hey, Pops! -WARNER: Slow down! 337 00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:16,967 Man, these people sure love their whacked-out fire-starters. 338 00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:18,887 Maybe there's something in the water. 339 00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:28,207 What? 340 00:19:28,687 --> 00:19:30,607 Don't wander off, I'm only gonna be a minute. 341 00:19:34,487 --> 00:19:36,207 Where does he think we're wandering off to? 342 00:19:36,407 --> 00:19:37,847 You can see the whole place from here. 343 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,207 Look, they still haven't rented out grandpa's store. 344 00:19:46,527 --> 00:19:47,767 I loved that place. 345 00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:49,687 I still don't know why he had to close it. 346 00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:51,927 Yes, you do, and quit talking about it. 347 00:19:52,047 --> 00:19:53,007 You know it upsets Dad. 348 00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:56,287 -What doesn't? -(CAR HORN HONKING) 349 00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:03,167 Hey, kids. Beautiful day. Hope you're making the best of it. 350 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,407 Yeah. Well, once we're done here, we're gonna go back 351 00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:07,447 And pack up our dead grandfather's belongings. 352 00:20:07,527 --> 00:20:08,847 It's good to be productive. 353 00:20:08,927 --> 00:20:11,047 Now speaking of your grandfather, there were some books. 354 00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:13,167 -Library books? -Uh, yeah, right. So you found 'em? 355 00:20:13,327 --> 00:20:15,687 -(CAR HORN HONKING, TIRES SCREECH) -(CRASH) 356 00:20:18,007 --> 00:20:19,047 Wha... 357 00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:21,487 What has he done? 358 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,207 I told you to let me drive the tractor. 359 00:20:23,287 --> 00:20:24,807 Hey, Pops, uh... 360 00:20:25,287 --> 00:20:27,007 Clean it up. What did you do? 361 00:20:32,327 --> 00:20:34,607 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 362 00:20:38,527 --> 00:20:39,567 WARREN: Hey, kids... 363 00:20:40,127 --> 00:20:42,407 I didn't catch what you said about the books. 364 00:20:42,647 --> 00:20:43,687 Hi, Warren. 365 00:20:43,887 --> 00:20:45,287 Looks like your festival's really taking off. 366 00:20:45,527 --> 00:20:47,207 Ah, ain't it, though? 367 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,247 And your dad always said it wasn't gonna amount to anything. 368 00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:53,127 It was a real loss to this town 369 00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:55,887 when Frank decided to close down the store. 370 00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:58,127 Shame he couldn't find anyone to take it over. 371 00:20:58,327 --> 00:21:00,007 Yeah. Yeah, it's a shame. 372 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,207 And me, I'm lucky. 373 00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:03,207 My boys couldn't wait to get into the business. 374 00:21:03,407 --> 00:21:05,127 This town means the world to them. 375 00:21:06,007 --> 00:21:07,127 Well, when it's all you know... 376 00:21:07,287 --> 00:21:08,327 See you Saturday. 377 00:21:08,487 --> 00:21:09,527 Nice talking to you, Warner. 378 00:21:22,807 --> 00:21:23,847 Claire? 379 00:21:24,047 --> 00:21:25,127 I'm going now. 380 00:21:25,807 --> 00:21:27,767 Just running into town to see Grandpa's lawyer. 381 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,687 Hey, my old wood shop project. 382 00:21:30,847 --> 00:21:32,247 Sixth grade. 383 00:21:33,047 --> 00:21:35,087 It was Dad's Christmas present that year. 384 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:36,807 And Grandpa kept it. 385 00:21:36,967 --> 00:21:38,207 Must have meant a lot to him. 386 00:21:38,407 --> 00:21:39,447 I doubt it. 387 00:21:39,607 --> 00:21:41,207 He said I didn't sand it properly. 388 00:21:43,207 --> 00:21:44,447 Dad, are you okay? 389 00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,487 What? Yeah, fine. 390 00:21:47,687 --> 00:21:49,647 Make sure you and your brother get some homework done. 391 00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:53,287 I just don't want you to get behind. 392 00:21:53,447 --> 00:21:54,687 (CLATTERING) 393 00:21:57,127 --> 00:21:58,767 Ian, I'm taking off now, so... 394 00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:06,447 I don't want to know. 395 00:22:08,007 --> 00:22:09,767 Yes, I do. 396 00:22:10,927 --> 00:22:12,247 What is all this? 397 00:22:12,407 --> 00:22:13,807 Uh, it's stuff to catch a ghost. 398 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,447 I should always go with my gut. 399 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,207 (COYOTE YAPPING) 400 00:22:36,087 --> 00:22:37,807 (BEEPING) 401 00:22:51,407 --> 00:22:52,567 Shh! 402 00:23:03,687 --> 00:23:04,887 (SIGHS) 403 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,047 (WIND BLOWING) 404 00:23:59,087 --> 00:24:00,727 Oh, whoa... 405 00:24:03,207 --> 00:24:04,247 Got you! 406 00:24:04,447 --> 00:24:06,647 Hey, what's going on? Let me out of here. 407 00:24:06,727 --> 00:24:09,127 -Who are you, anyway? -Claire! 408 00:24:11,247 --> 00:24:13,927 -Do you mind? Some of us are trying to... -Look! 409 00:24:15,727 --> 00:24:18,247 (BOTH SCREAMING) 410 00:24:18,927 --> 00:24:20,647 -What is it? -It's a ghost! 411 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:23,247 Ian, it is not a ghost. 412 00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:25,207 (TAPPING) 413 00:24:25,367 --> 00:24:26,847 Can you just unscrew the lid? 414 00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:30,967 -If it's not a ghost, then what is it? -I don't know, 415 00:24:31,127 --> 00:24:33,807 But there has to be some kind of a logical explanation. 416 00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:35,407 -GHOST: Hey, hey! -It is not a ghost. 417 00:24:35,567 --> 00:24:37,287 GHOST: It's dark in here. I hate the dark! 418 00:24:37,447 --> 00:24:39,167 Does it have to hit you in the face, literally? 419 00:24:39,327 --> 00:24:40,807 It's a ghost, and I'm keeping it. 420 00:24:41,087 --> 00:24:44,287 Ian, for the last time, there is no such thing as gh... 421 00:24:44,447 --> 00:24:46,807 -(FOOTSTEPS) -(GASPS) 422 00:24:54,487 --> 00:24:57,127 I do hate to be the bearer of bad news, 423 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,967 but as we say in the ghost business, “Boo”! 424 00:25:00,127 --> 00:25:01,167 (SCREAMS) 425 00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:02,927 Must she keep doing that? 426 00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:04,167 Stay right where you are. 427 00:25:04,327 --> 00:25:07,527 Don't take another... whatever-it-is-you-do closer. 428 00:25:08,447 --> 00:25:10,407 This is the coolest thing in the world! 429 00:25:10,767 --> 00:25:12,327 This is not the coolest thing in the world. 430 00:25:12,487 --> 00:25:14,447 This is the antithesis of cool. 431 00:25:14,607 --> 00:25:18,367 Now, nobody will get hurt as long as you do exactly as I say. 432 00:25:18,887 --> 00:25:20,647 -Give me the jar. -No way! 433 00:25:20,807 --> 00:25:22,407 Ian, just give him the jar. 434 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,047 FIRST GHOST: Give him the jar, man. 435 00:25:24,207 --> 00:25:26,007 -Ian, give him the jar! -No! 436 00:25:26,447 --> 00:25:29,487 Fine. I didn't want to have to resort to this, but... 437 00:25:29,847 --> 00:25:32,407 (BLARING, CUCKOO CLOCK HOOTING) 438 00:25:35,887 --> 00:25:38,487 That was so not what I needed right now. 439 00:25:39,207 --> 00:25:42,407 That was amazing. Can you do anything else? 440 00:25:44,087 --> 00:25:45,127 No. 441 00:25:45,447 --> 00:25:46,527 Good. 442 00:25:49,367 --> 00:25:51,167 -(MOTOR STARTS) -Uh-oh. 443 00:25:51,407 --> 00:25:53,087 (SUCKING AIR) 444 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,447 Well, nice chatting to you, but... 445 00:26:04,087 --> 00:26:05,247 Gotta fly. 446 00:26:10,807 --> 00:26:11,927 Come on! 447 00:26:18,207 --> 00:26:19,367 IAN: There it is! 448 00:26:23,087 --> 00:26:24,127 Come on! 449 00:26:37,527 --> 00:26:39,447 Hurry up! We're losing him! 450 00:26:39,607 --> 00:26:43,247 Sorry. I just keep thinking we should be running in the opposite direction. 451 00:26:43,327 --> 00:26:46,167 Come on! Could you possibly move any slower? 452 00:26:46,447 --> 00:26:47,487 Yes. 453 00:26:53,887 --> 00:26:54,927 Come on! 454 00:26:55,327 --> 00:26:57,367 (BOTH GRUNTING) 455 00:26:58,207 --> 00:26:59,847 Where is it? It's gone! 456 00:27:00,007 --> 00:27:01,047 Ian! 457 00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:03,007 Oh, man! 458 00:27:04,967 --> 00:27:07,407 It could be anywhere! I can't believe we lost it! 459 00:27:08,607 --> 00:27:11,007 -I think it went that way. -Are you sure? How do you know? 460 00:27:12,487 --> 00:27:13,527 That's how. 461 00:27:15,087 --> 00:27:18,647 (WHOOSHING) 462 00:27:32,647 --> 00:27:34,247 I'm getting too old for this. 463 00:27:40,767 --> 00:27:44,207 (SIGHS) Persistent little beggars. 464 00:28:04,927 --> 00:28:07,207 (TYPEWRITER CLACKING) 465 00:28:08,967 --> 00:28:11,047 GHOST 2: Name and manner of death? 466 00:28:11,207 --> 00:28:12,967 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me guess. 467 00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:18,087 GHOST 3: Watch your step. Right this way. Hey, there, Stretch, right this way. 468 00:28:18,247 --> 00:28:20,287 A through L on your left, M through Z on your right. 469 00:28:20,447 --> 00:28:23,527 Hi, there. Yes, welcome, yes. Keep moving. 470 00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:27,447 Oh, and we're walking, we're walking away from the light this time. 471 00:28:27,527 --> 00:28:29,687 GHOST 4: Thank you for dying. Watch your step. 472 00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:33,887 Thank you for dying, and please come again. Kidding! (LAUGHS) 473 00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:35,567 A little afterlife humor. 474 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,127 (CHUCKLES) It's not really funny, really... 475 00:28:37,207 --> 00:28:38,327 Thank you for... 476 00:28:38,447 --> 00:28:41,807 Okay, dead people, come on, keep it moving, look alive! 477 00:28:41,967 --> 00:28:43,207 Move it, move it, move it. 478 00:28:43,407 --> 00:28:44,727 There you go. Get in line. 479 00:28:45,127 --> 00:28:47,007 That's right, get back in line, cowboy. 480 00:28:47,207 --> 00:28:48,287 Thank you, sir. 481 00:28:49,847 --> 00:28:51,207 Hi, welcome. That's it... 482 00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:52,327 Okay, Dot, down the steps. 483 00:28:52,407 --> 00:28:54,167 A through L on your left, M through Z on your right. 484 00:28:54,247 --> 00:28:56,367 Thank you very much. Very nice. Wonderful. 485 00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,167 And we're walking, and we're walking, 486 00:28:58,247 --> 00:29:00,847 And we're smiling 'cause we're dead, not depressed. That's right. 487 00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:02,847 -Name. -Lindsey, Phil. 488 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:04,167 Let me check that out. 489 00:29:05,487 --> 00:29:06,527 Here you are. 490 00:29:06,727 --> 00:29:08,407 Thought we made a mistake there for a minute. 491 00:29:08,567 --> 00:29:10,447 You have no idea the amount of paperwork... 492 00:29:10,447 --> 00:29:12,247 -(BEE BUZZES) -...I've gotta fill out when that happens. 493 00:29:12,407 --> 00:29:16,647 Don't worry, sir, just a little bit of processing. 494 00:29:16,807 --> 00:29:18,247 Thank you. Thank you for dying. 495 00:29:18,447 --> 00:29:20,447 Please, come again. Kidding! 496 00:29:20,607 --> 00:29:22,887 (LAUGHS) Just a little bit of afterlife humor. 497 00:29:23,047 --> 00:29:24,727 It's really not funny. Thank you for dying. 498 00:29:24,887 --> 00:29:27,607 I'm sorry, no cell phones allowed in the hereafter. 499 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,367 Makes the Cherubim crazy. 500 00:29:29,527 --> 00:29:31,287 Don't even ask me about the Seraphim. 501 00:29:31,447 --> 00:29:32,767 Whoo-whoo! Careful. 502 00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:34,967 Okay, bye-bye. Watch your step there. 503 00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:36,807 Your turn. There you go. 504 00:29:37,047 --> 00:29:38,207 There you go. Where are the sheep? 505 00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:39,727 Did somebody get the sheep? 506 00:29:49,927 --> 00:29:52,007 Hello? Is anybody there? 507 00:29:52,447 --> 00:29:54,327 It's gone. We lost it. 508 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,247 Can we please just go back 509 00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:57,807 and pretend it never happened? 510 00:29:57,967 --> 00:30:00,087 No! It's got to be around here somewhere. 511 00:30:00,247 --> 00:30:03,727 I swear, if I end up on the cover of the Weekly World News, 512 00:30:04,527 --> 00:30:05,887 you are so dead. 513 00:30:06,167 --> 00:30:07,727 Welcome. Please get in... 514 00:30:10,687 --> 00:30:12,407 Mariah, we've got prob... 515 00:30:12,567 --> 00:30:14,007 (PANTING) 516 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,807 Where in the world have you been? Look, we are swamped. 517 00:30:17,007 --> 00:30:19,407 Why everyone has to die on a Thursday is beyond me. 518 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,087 We've got problems. 519 00:30:21,767 --> 00:30:24,167 "Problems"? As in, plural? 520 00:30:25,167 --> 00:30:27,127 Where is the soul you were sent out to retrieve? 521 00:30:27,847 --> 00:30:29,487 That's one. 522 00:30:30,807 --> 00:30:33,047 -And where is Jumper? -That's another one. 523 00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:34,887 Well, how many more are there? 524 00:30:35,087 --> 00:30:36,487 -One. -IAN: Hello? 525 00:30:36,647 --> 00:30:37,967 -Maybe two. -IAN: Is anybody there? 526 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:39,327 (GASPS) The living? 527 00:30:41,447 --> 00:30:44,767 You let the living follow you here? 528 00:30:44,967 --> 00:30:46,007 What are you thinking? 529 00:30:46,167 --> 00:30:48,647 I'm sure if we keep quiet, they'll be gone in a couple of minutes. 530 00:30:53,047 --> 00:30:54,167 Found 'em! 531 00:30:55,127 --> 00:30:56,527 (SCREAMS) 532 00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,967 -She does that. -(SCREAMS) 533 00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:00,887 Are all of those people dead? 534 00:31:01,047 --> 00:31:02,087 They're dead, aren't they? 535 00:31:02,247 --> 00:31:03,327 They're alive, aren't they? 536 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,687 They're alive! Okay, do something! Get them out of here! 537 00:31:05,887 --> 00:31:07,087 Relax, I'll take care of it. 538 00:31:11,087 --> 00:31:13,967 You are only dreaming. 539 00:31:14,287 --> 00:31:16,767 This is just a dream. 540 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:24,727 -I tried. -I am so writing you up. 541 00:31:24,887 --> 00:31:27,807 Look, we don't know who or... 542 00:31:28,007 --> 00:31:29,207 what you things are, 543 00:31:29,767 --> 00:31:31,287 but we got your little friend here... 544 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:32,567 FIRST GHOST: Hey, boss. 545 00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:35,127 But we'd be willing to trade him for some answers. 546 00:31:35,287 --> 00:31:36,327 Or the nearest exit. 547 00:31:36,487 --> 00:31:38,887 Okay, look, kids, don't mess with me. 548 00:31:38,967 --> 00:31:40,247 I am in no mood today. 549 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:42,647 FIRST GHOST: Ouch! 550 00:31:43,847 --> 00:31:44,927 Hey, boss. 551 00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:50,087 (GRUNTING) 552 00:31:50,407 --> 00:31:52,087 (SIGHS) Open it. 553 00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:56,087 Thank you. 554 00:31:56,727 --> 00:31:58,367 (HACKING AND SPLUTTERING) 555 00:32:00,367 --> 00:32:01,447 FIRST GHOST: Ugh! 556 00:32:01,647 --> 00:32:02,767 Ooh. Aah. 557 00:32:02,927 --> 00:32:03,967 Ooh. Aah. 558 00:32:04,127 --> 00:32:05,247 That feels much better. 559 00:32:06,407 --> 00:32:07,647 What was that all about? 560 00:32:07,807 --> 00:32:08,847 Was I bothering you? 561 00:32:09,007 --> 00:32:11,207 And hello, how about some air holes? 562 00:32:11,687 --> 00:32:12,927 Some partner you turned out to be. 563 00:32:13,127 --> 00:32:15,127 "Wuggedy-wuggedy-woo." That's the best you can do? 564 00:32:15,287 --> 00:32:16,247 You're welcome. 565 00:32:16,327 --> 00:32:17,687 Oh, I'm supposed to be thanking you now. 566 00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:19,127 I got two little kids here, and you can't even... 567 00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:20,487 Okay, gentlemen, um, please, 568 00:32:20,567 --> 00:32:22,727 I think we have a couple more pressing problems here. 569 00:32:24,887 --> 00:32:26,527 So what exactly is this place? 570 00:32:26,887 --> 00:32:28,447 Oh, no, no. Listen, it's... forget it. 571 00:32:28,607 --> 00:32:30,527 It's much too complicated to explain. 572 00:32:30,727 --> 00:32:32,927 Some sort of afterlife way station? 573 00:32:33,207 --> 00:32:35,607 Okay, maybe not so complicated. 574 00:32:40,207 --> 00:32:42,287 Oh! Hello. (GIGGLES) 575 00:32:44,807 --> 00:32:45,927 Thank you for dying. 576 00:32:46,087 --> 00:32:48,487 This is the North American 577 00:32:48,687 --> 00:32:51,207 Zone 6 soul retrieval center, 578 00:32:51,367 --> 00:32:53,047 and I am Jumper. 579 00:32:53,207 --> 00:32:54,687 (SCREAMING) 580 00:32:54,927 --> 00:32:56,087 Get the picture? 581 00:32:56,287 --> 00:32:58,687 And this is my so-called partner Coffin Ed. 582 00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:00,287 Delighted. 583 00:33:00,567 --> 00:33:02,967 And we are the Soul Patrol. 584 00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:04,527 Don't touch me. 585 00:33:06,087 --> 00:33:07,847 (CHUCKLES) I'm Ian Carlyle, 586 00:33:08,047 --> 00:33:10,167 and over there is my sister Claire. 587 00:33:11,567 --> 00:33:12,847 Put it right there, buddy. 588 00:33:14,447 --> 00:33:15,567 (LAUGHS) 589 00:33:15,887 --> 00:33:17,767 Ha! I love that one! 590 00:33:23,327 --> 00:33:24,807 WOMAN: Thank you for dying. 591 00:33:25,807 --> 00:33:28,127 There you go. Don't be frightened. 592 00:33:41,567 --> 00:33:43,447 -What is this? -MARIAH: Hey. Hey. No. No, no, no. 593 00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:45,927 Step away. Away from the portal. Thank you. 594 00:33:46,127 --> 00:33:47,527 You'll have your opportunity soon enough. 595 00:33:47,687 --> 00:33:48,767 Not now. 596 00:33:49,007 --> 00:33:50,207 I'm going to die? 597 00:33:50,367 --> 00:33:53,447 Oh, hello. News flash: everybody dies. 598 00:33:54,007 --> 00:33:55,687 Talk about your job security. 599 00:33:56,087 --> 00:33:57,367 CLAIRE: So what's on the other side? 600 00:33:57,767 --> 00:33:59,487 Well, we're really not allowed to talk about it. 601 00:33:59,767 --> 00:34:01,607 It's a big secret. Big secret. Shh. 602 00:34:01,847 --> 00:34:03,087 She's never even been. 603 00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:04,927 None of us made it out of the waiting room 604 00:34:05,007 --> 00:34:07,487 before they bounced us into these lousy jobs. 605 00:34:07,887 --> 00:34:09,807 Yes, and I will be stuck here 606 00:34:09,967 --> 00:34:11,167 Until you-know-what freezes over 607 00:34:11,367 --> 00:34:14,407 if anyone finds out about the two of you. Okay? 608 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,287 No, no. 609 00:34:17,487 --> 00:34:19,287 Wow. All these people died? 610 00:34:19,447 --> 00:34:21,247 Wait till the hockey season starts. 611 00:34:21,807 --> 00:34:23,887 No, no, no. Do not touch that. Don't touch that. That's private. 612 00:34:24,007 --> 00:34:25,487 -Your hands are too dirty! -Hey, Claire, look! 613 00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:26,607 Here's Grandpa's name. 614 00:34:27,527 --> 00:34:28,607 It's not checked off. 615 00:34:28,807 --> 00:34:29,727 I knew it. 616 00:34:29,847 --> 00:34:31,927 That was Grandpa I saw last night! 617 00:34:32,087 --> 00:34:33,127 Why didn't he cross over? 618 00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:35,367 Other than the fact it looks kind of creepy. 619 00:34:35,647 --> 00:34:36,607 Who knows? 620 00:34:36,727 --> 00:34:37,927 The dead are very unpredictable. 621 00:34:38,087 --> 00:34:40,367 Could be unrequited love, revenge, 622 00:34:40,527 --> 00:34:41,607 poor sense of direction. 623 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:44,447 Don't you try and figure out why they stayed behind? 624 00:34:44,567 --> 00:34:46,207 The number of people who die in my district 625 00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:47,887 is supposed to match the number of people 626 00:34:48,047 --> 00:34:49,007 who cross over. 627 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,287 The “why” is not my concern. 628 00:34:50,487 --> 00:34:51,847 How about we make you a deal? 629 00:34:51,927 --> 00:34:53,287 No. The dead don't make deals. 630 00:34:53,447 --> 00:34:55,087 You help our grandfather to cross over 631 00:34:55,287 --> 00:34:57,847 and we promise never to tell a soul about what we saw. 632 00:34:57,927 --> 00:34:59,207 Deal. But first, 633 00:34:59,367 --> 00:35:00,967 you have to let my grandfather fulfill 634 00:35:01,047 --> 00:35:02,287 whatever it is he's trying to do. 635 00:35:02,447 --> 00:35:05,447 (SIGHS) Okay, but he has to be here by tomorrow night. 636 00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:08,007 I can only claim an accounting error for so long. 637 00:35:08,167 --> 00:35:09,207 Don't worry. 638 00:35:09,487 --> 00:35:10,807 Once you get to know Mariah, 639 00:35:11,007 --> 00:35:12,047 she's even worse. 640 00:35:12,647 --> 00:35:14,287 Uh, no cell phones, love. 641 00:35:18,247 --> 00:35:20,167 IAN: Still don't believe in ghosts, huh? 642 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,887 -(BRANCH WHOOSHES) -Missed, but I'll take that 643 00:35:23,047 --> 00:35:26,087 as a "I'm sorry for being such a stuck-up, closed-minded..." 644 00:35:26,247 --> 00:35:28,087 Ow! Aah. 645 00:35:28,247 --> 00:35:30,167 What do you think Grandpa wants to tell us? 646 00:35:30,327 --> 00:35:32,967 Maybe he buried a fortune in gold under the house. 647 00:35:33,247 --> 00:35:35,287 How hard did I hit you with that branch? 648 00:35:35,527 --> 00:35:37,487 It would just be so cool to see him again, 649 00:35:38,007 --> 00:35:39,687 To, you know, to get to say good-bye 650 00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:40,887 and all that stuff. 651 00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:43,287 IAN: Hey, I'm caught. Give me a hand. 652 00:35:43,927 --> 00:35:44,967 Uh-oh. 653 00:35:45,047 --> 00:35:46,767 I couldn't have been in town for more than an hour. 654 00:35:46,847 --> 00:35:48,407 -I don't know what happened. -Dad, what's wrong? 655 00:35:48,487 --> 00:35:50,367 Claire, are you all right? Where's your brother? 656 00:35:51,847 --> 00:35:53,527 Ian, I was so worried. 657 00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:55,567 I got home, and you weren't here. 658 00:35:55,847 --> 00:35:56,967 Are you sure you're all right? 659 00:35:57,127 --> 00:35:58,727 -Yeah. We're fine, right? -I'm good. 660 00:35:58,887 --> 00:35:59,927 Yes. Yes. 661 00:36:00,087 --> 00:36:01,007 So where were you? 662 00:36:01,087 --> 00:36:02,407 CLAIRE: Dad, you're not gonna believe this. 663 00:36:02,487 --> 00:36:04,567 -The most incredible... -We were frog hunting. 664 00:36:05,807 --> 00:36:06,967 -Frog hunting? -Frog hunting? 665 00:36:07,727 --> 00:36:08,927 Um, yeah. 666 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,767 Grandpa always takes us frog hunting. 667 00:36:11,047 --> 00:36:13,287 Um, so I wanted to go, 668 00:36:13,367 --> 00:36:16,327 and, uh, Claire said no because she's afraid of frogs. 669 00:36:16,447 --> 00:36:18,327 -I'm not afraid of frogs. -And I went anyway. 670 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,767 Um, and then I got lost, 671 00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:23,767 and Claire came to find me, but then we both got lost, 672 00:36:23,927 --> 00:36:25,207 and now we're not lost anymore, 673 00:36:25,367 --> 00:36:27,167 which is good, because we've been found. 674 00:36:27,607 --> 00:36:29,927 But I got to tell you, boy, am I exhausted. 675 00:36:30,487 --> 00:36:31,767 Sorry you were so worried. 676 00:36:32,047 --> 00:36:32,967 Next time, we'll, uh, 677 00:36:33,047 --> 00:36:35,367 we'll leave a trail of breadcrumbs or something. 678 00:36:35,967 --> 00:36:37,207 Nice to meet you guys. Night. 679 00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:44,167 Their grandfather just died. 680 00:36:44,447 --> 00:36:46,927 I think they're still a little freaked out about it. 681 00:36:57,047 --> 00:36:59,687 (BOING) (COCKEREL CROWS) 682 00:37:03,087 --> 00:37:05,807 Wow. You two have really made a lot of progress. 683 00:37:05,967 --> 00:37:07,487 Definitely on the road to redemption. 684 00:37:07,847 --> 00:37:11,087 Nothing like those energizing pangs of guilt to spur us on. 685 00:37:11,247 --> 00:37:13,207 I knew I brought you up right. 686 00:37:13,727 --> 00:37:15,167 Listen, I'm gonna take a run into town. 687 00:37:15,327 --> 00:37:16,607 Either one of you want to come along? 688 00:37:17,447 --> 00:37:18,807 Uh, no, I'm fine. 689 00:37:18,967 --> 00:37:20,007 Yeah. Me, too. 690 00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:21,647 Fine. Suit yourselves. 691 00:37:29,207 --> 00:37:30,567 IAN: Come on. We haven't got much time. 692 00:37:31,967 --> 00:37:33,007 Hey. 693 00:37:34,927 --> 00:37:38,047 Listen, guys, I-I know we haven't really talked about, 694 00:37:38,247 --> 00:37:40,527 well, everything, 695 00:37:41,647 --> 00:37:43,087 But I just wanted to, uh... 696 00:37:45,047 --> 00:37:46,767 You're okay, right? 697 00:37:47,447 --> 00:37:48,687 Yeah. We're fine, Dad. 698 00:37:48,887 --> 00:37:50,887 Okay. Good. 699 00:37:59,967 --> 00:38:01,007 Are you sure? 700 00:38:01,167 --> 00:38:02,207 Yes. 701 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:03,607 We're fine. Really. 702 00:38:04,047 --> 00:38:05,087 Great. 703 00:38:14,967 --> 00:38:16,007 What's that for? 704 00:38:16,167 --> 00:38:18,327 In case he doesn't want to come along peacefully. 705 00:38:19,447 --> 00:38:20,727 You know how stubborn he can be. 706 00:38:20,887 --> 00:38:21,927 (CLAIRE SIGHS) 707 00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,687 And what's all that? 708 00:38:25,967 --> 00:38:28,447 Happy memories. I thought they might help attract him. 709 00:38:30,487 --> 00:38:33,327 (SCOFFS) What do you want from me? I've never been ghost hunting before. 710 00:38:33,607 --> 00:38:36,167 And neither have I, but it can't be that hard. 711 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:37,927 I mean, we know he's in the house, 712 00:38:38,087 --> 00:38:40,567 And I'm pretty sure he wants to talk to us. 713 00:38:42,407 --> 00:38:45,207 Hey, Grandpa, are you in here somewhere? 714 00:38:45,807 --> 00:38:46,847 Ooh, ooh. 715 00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:52,087 I'm trying to contact the spirit of Frank Carlyle. 716 00:38:53,087 --> 00:38:55,247 Come in, Frank Carlyle. 717 00:38:55,407 --> 00:38:57,167 Oh, for the love of... (WHISTLES) 718 00:38:57,327 --> 00:38:58,767 Hey, Gramps, it's Ian and Claire, 719 00:38:58,927 --> 00:39:00,807 and we have to talk to you now. 720 00:39:03,127 --> 00:39:04,167 Please? 721 00:39:09,447 --> 00:39:10,487 Grandpa? 722 00:39:12,847 --> 00:39:13,887 Grandpa? 723 00:39:15,047 --> 00:39:16,407 Is it really you? 724 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:19,767 Give him a minute to pull himself together. 725 00:39:21,087 --> 00:39:22,207 It's him! 726 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:24,047 Hi, Grandpa. How's it going? 727 00:39:24,327 --> 00:39:25,767 Hi, Grandpa. 728 00:39:26,007 --> 00:39:27,607 It's me, Claire, 729 00:39:27,927 --> 00:39:29,127 your granddaughter. 730 00:39:29,527 --> 00:39:30,927 He's not blind. He's dead. 731 00:39:31,087 --> 00:39:32,287 I know. 732 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:35,327 Grandpa, I'm not sure if you know this, 733 00:39:35,527 --> 00:39:37,607 but it's important that you cross over, 734 00:39:37,847 --> 00:39:39,087 move on with your life. 735 00:39:39,447 --> 00:39:40,527 Death. 736 00:39:40,927 --> 00:39:42,647 Just tell us what you want, Grandpa. 737 00:39:42,807 --> 00:39:43,847 We can help you. 738 00:39:44,167 --> 00:39:45,287 What is it? What's wrong? 739 00:39:48,087 --> 00:39:50,327 Ian, Claire. 740 00:40:15,367 --> 00:40:17,247 -Let go of my grandfather! -(MOTOR TURNS ON) 741 00:40:19,007 --> 00:40:20,727 (RATTLING, MOTOR TURNS OFF) 742 00:40:41,287 --> 00:40:43,687 (WHISPERING) Something to remember me by. 743 00:40:45,447 --> 00:40:46,487 Watch out! 744 00:40:56,567 --> 00:40:59,127 -Ian, the extinguisher! Hurry! -But he's getting away! 745 00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:04,247 (BELL RINGING) 746 00:41:12,367 --> 00:41:13,607 He's gone! 747 00:41:14,727 --> 00:41:16,487 What's going on? Why is the alarm going off? 748 00:41:17,287 --> 00:41:18,767 Dad, hi. That was quick. 749 00:41:18,927 --> 00:41:20,767 Ian, you set the house on fire? 750 00:41:20,927 --> 00:41:24,687 -Why do you think I did it? -He didn't. We didn't do this. 751 00:41:24,887 --> 00:41:26,727 -Seriously. -Yeah. If anything, 752 00:41:26,927 --> 00:41:28,607 we should be getting some kind of a medal right now. 753 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,287 CLAIRE: If we told you what really happened, 754 00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:31,327 you wouldn't believe us, 755 00:41:31,407 --> 00:41:33,167 so you're just gonna have to trust us on this one. 756 00:41:33,247 --> 00:41:35,087 I mean, no harm done, right? 757 00:41:35,727 --> 00:41:38,047 "No harm done"? I'm gone ten minutes, 758 00:41:38,127 --> 00:41:39,527 and you almost burn the house down? 759 00:41:39,927 --> 00:41:42,567 What's going on with you two? Are you acting out? 760 00:41:42,807 --> 00:41:45,287 Do you blame me for all this? Are you mad at me? 761 00:41:45,367 --> 00:41:46,687 Are you trying to get back at me or something? 762 00:41:46,767 --> 00:41:48,327 Seriously, Dad, this really isn't about you, 763 00:41:48,487 --> 00:41:50,087 so don't take it so personally. 764 00:41:50,247 --> 00:41:51,287 What? 765 00:41:52,967 --> 00:41:54,887 Go! Get out. 766 00:41:54,967 --> 00:41:56,487 I can't talk to both of you right now. Go. 767 00:42:00,167 --> 00:42:02,847 I thought that Dad said that Zachariah Kull was just a legend? 768 00:42:03,167 --> 00:42:06,127 Apparently, he's not the authority on ghosts we thought he was. 769 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,647 Hey, those veins on his forehead were pretty wild. 770 00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:11,207 (LAUGHS) Yeah, I really thought they were gonna burst this time. 771 00:42:44,287 --> 00:42:45,327 Just one of these days, 772 00:42:45,487 --> 00:42:48,247 I'd like to see someone come through here who actually looks like their picture. 773 00:42:48,407 --> 00:42:49,447 (TYPEWRITER CLACKING) 774 00:42:49,607 --> 00:42:51,887 IAN: Hey, ghosties! ghosties! 775 00:42:52,927 --> 00:42:55,287 Come on, look alive. We've got big problems. 776 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:58,047 MARIAH: Problems? Guess what. We have no more room for problems. 777 00:42:58,207 --> 00:42:59,247 We're filled up with problems. 778 00:43:01,207 --> 00:43:03,207 What's going on here? Nobody died today? 779 00:43:03,367 --> 00:43:04,927 All right, bite your tongue. 780 00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:08,087 It just so happens that most ghosts prefer to travel at night. 781 00:43:08,247 --> 00:43:09,367 They're ghosts. 782 00:43:09,607 --> 00:43:12,527 Tell that to the flaming creepy that just siphoned off my grandfather. 783 00:43:14,407 --> 00:43:16,327 You're not talking about Zachariah Kull, are you? 784 00:43:16,807 --> 00:43:21,127 Um, well, huge skeletor-like face with a long black jacket. 785 00:43:21,327 --> 00:43:24,367 That's the cat. Big old top hat and nails look like they need to be done. 786 00:43:24,647 --> 00:43:27,687 -And, oh, yeah, he throws flame balls. -Yeah. 787 00:43:27,927 --> 00:43:30,327 Yep. Well, that does sound like ol' Zachariah. 788 00:43:31,127 --> 00:43:33,287 Of course, it could also be Sheila, my second wife. 789 00:43:33,647 --> 00:43:35,007 Now, she was terrifying. 790 00:43:35,247 --> 00:43:38,367 You know, I so do not need this right now. 791 00:43:38,527 --> 00:43:39,607 Sometimes it just seems like 792 00:43:39,807 --> 00:43:42,207 the whole afterlife is conspiring against me. 793 00:43:42,567 --> 00:43:44,447 What's Zachariah doing out here? 794 00:43:44,647 --> 00:43:46,807 I thought dead guys were supposed to be in there, 795 00:43:47,007 --> 00:43:49,087 Even big, huge, scary ones. 796 00:43:49,247 --> 00:43:50,967 Zach's an unusual case. 797 00:43:51,287 --> 00:43:52,887 He holes out in an old mine 798 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,607 just on the south side of town. 799 00:43:54,767 --> 00:43:56,847 And this isn't the first time our paths have crossed. 800 00:43:57,607 --> 00:43:59,847 Actually, it's quite an interesting story. 801 00:43:59,927 --> 00:44:02,247 This is one evil dude! 802 00:44:02,447 --> 00:44:03,967 You guys aren't getting this, man! 803 00:44:04,207 --> 00:44:07,207 He captures people's soul, and then he steals their life force. 804 00:44:07,567 --> 00:44:09,247 He's the kind of ghost that's after revenge. 805 00:44:09,567 --> 00:44:10,767 Gives us all a bad name. 806 00:44:10,967 --> 00:44:12,687 Steals their life force? 807 00:44:12,887 --> 00:44:14,287 Does that mean Grandpa can't cross over? 808 00:44:14,447 --> 00:44:15,567 Okay, you know what? 809 00:44:15,767 --> 00:44:17,127 No more drama. 810 00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:19,207 Everything is just fine. 811 00:44:19,367 --> 00:44:20,887 You people are making a mountain 812 00:44:20,967 --> 00:44:23,247 out of a tiny, tiny, tiny little molehill. 813 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,687 Now, we are monitoring the situation closely, 814 00:44:25,767 --> 00:44:27,727 and we'll have the matter resolved in no time. 815 00:44:27,807 --> 00:44:29,927 Everything is fine, people. 816 00:44:30,007 --> 00:44:31,287 Look, I'm smiling. 817 00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:34,167 He died 200 years ago! 818 00:44:34,847 --> 00:44:37,287 Eternity does not breed efficiency. 819 00:44:37,447 --> 00:44:39,687 Okay, even with the occasional loss, 820 00:44:39,767 --> 00:44:43,887 This station still maintains a death-to-crossover ratio of... 821 00:44:45,887 --> 00:44:48,607 99.9999999% 822 00:44:48,967 --> 00:44:50,607 It's the second highest in the continent. 823 00:44:50,807 --> 00:44:52,247 Second only to New Jersey, 824 00:44:52,407 --> 00:44:54,687 and everyone knows they, you know, doctor their books. 825 00:44:54,887 --> 00:44:57,527 -(HISSES) -You have to do something. 826 00:44:57,647 --> 00:44:59,047 Isn't it your job to save him? 827 00:44:59,207 --> 00:45:01,087 I just don't have the ghost power for this kind of thing. 828 00:45:01,247 --> 00:45:02,767 Look at us. We're swamped. 829 00:45:03,087 --> 00:45:04,127 (WHISPERING) Way to look busy. 830 00:45:04,287 --> 00:45:05,447 Thank you. Busy. Lovely. 831 00:45:05,607 --> 00:45:07,447 This is our grandfather we're talking about. 832 00:45:07,527 --> 00:45:09,327 You can't just leave him out there. 833 00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:10,607 Look, little person, 834 00:45:10,767 --> 00:45:13,767 I know that this is difficult for you to accept, but your grandfather... 835 00:45:13,847 --> 00:45:15,727 This is getting embarrassing! 836 00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:16,887 What are we doing? 837 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,847 We are the Soul Patrol. 838 00:45:19,207 --> 00:45:21,767 We got way more life force than a dozen stinky ghosts! 839 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:23,847 This is what I signed up for. 840 00:45:24,327 --> 00:45:27,727 I say we go kick some serious ghost butt. 841 00:45:28,247 --> 00:45:29,887 Yeah, except for you didn't sign up. 842 00:45:30,007 --> 00:45:33,167 -You were sentenced. -What. Ever. 843 00:45:34,047 --> 00:45:36,687 -Are you with me, Eddie, buddy? -Only one week left on the force. 844 00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:38,967 Why can't I just retire in peace? 845 00:45:41,967 --> 00:45:45,247 Oh, okay, you talked me into it. There's nothing on TV anyway tonight. 846 00:45:45,327 --> 00:45:46,447 JUMPER: Yes! That's what I'm talkin' about! 847 00:45:46,527 --> 00:45:48,447 Yeah! How about you, Mariah? 848 00:45:48,567 --> 00:45:50,447 Oh, go. Fine. But I know nothing. 849 00:45:50,567 --> 00:45:51,847 I don't know anything. I don't know you. 850 00:45:51,927 --> 00:45:53,127 Who are you? Get away. 851 00:45:53,927 --> 00:45:55,327 Let's go get your grandpa. 852 00:45:56,047 --> 00:45:57,087 High five. 853 00:46:01,167 --> 00:46:02,487 JUMPER: (LAUGHS) Got him again! 854 00:46:03,487 --> 00:46:05,327 The Soul Patrol is on the road. 855 00:46:05,407 --> 00:46:07,927 -Oh, yeah. You're Run-D.M.C., now, right? -COFFIN ED: That's right. 856 00:46:08,007 --> 00:46:10,287 The Soul Patrol is looking for a mole. No. 857 00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:13,407 Oh, so funny. "Soul Patrol is on the road..." (LAUGHS) 858 00:46:13,567 --> 00:46:14,607 That's great. 859 00:46:14,767 --> 00:46:16,687 -Soul Patrol doesn't care about the rules. -(LEVER CRANKS) 860 00:46:16,887 --> 00:46:19,967 Soul Patrol is going to get me fired. (CHUCKLES) 861 00:46:20,127 --> 00:46:21,527 The Soul Pa... 862 00:46:23,807 --> 00:46:25,367 CLAIRE: His cabin must've been up there somewhere. 863 00:46:25,527 --> 00:46:28,127 -IAN: Uh, whose cabin? -Zachariah's. 864 00:46:28,207 --> 00:46:29,407 They said it was on Coal Hill. 865 00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:31,527 COFFIN ED: Oh, very nice. What, on the bottom of Sewage Lane? 866 00:46:31,727 --> 00:46:32,767 (CROW SQUAWKING) 867 00:46:32,927 --> 00:46:34,087 But you know what I don't understand? 868 00:46:34,647 --> 00:46:35,687 IAN: Baseball? 869 00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,127 What to wear with denim? 870 00:46:37,287 --> 00:46:39,807 How I can be dead and still look so good? 871 00:46:39,887 --> 00:46:42,567 No, no, and, heh, no. 872 00:46:43,047 --> 00:46:45,327 I don't understand why Zachariah's out for revenge. 873 00:46:45,767 --> 00:46:48,087 He flambéed his wife and burned down half the town. 874 00:46:48,487 --> 00:46:50,207 Sounds like he got what he deserved. 875 00:46:50,847 --> 00:46:53,847 Oh, an illogical crazy person, how unusual! 876 00:46:59,327 --> 00:47:02,247 Before we go in here, maybe we should figure out what's motivating him. 877 00:47:02,407 --> 00:47:04,447 There must be a reason he didn't cross over. 878 00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:06,727 -You're just scared. -Duh. 879 00:47:06,927 --> 00:47:09,087 He's huge and scary and throws fire. 880 00:47:09,247 --> 00:47:10,567 But, Claire, what about Grandpa 881 00:47:10,687 --> 00:47:11,967 and all the dozens of other souls 882 00:47:12,047 --> 00:47:13,447 he's plundered over the years? 883 00:47:13,967 --> 00:47:15,567 You care about his motivation? 884 00:47:16,087 --> 00:47:17,687 You know what? I'm with you. 885 00:47:17,847 --> 00:47:19,087 It's now or never. 886 00:47:19,367 --> 00:47:20,447 What's it gonna be? 887 00:47:21,127 --> 00:47:22,567 -Never. -Now! 888 00:47:22,887 --> 00:47:24,007 All right. Now. 889 00:47:24,567 --> 00:47:26,687 -Ed? -I'm sorry. What? 890 00:47:27,327 --> 00:47:28,407 Oh. Uh... 891 00:47:28,887 --> 00:47:29,847 Right. 892 00:47:29,927 --> 00:47:32,207 We attack at dawn. 893 00:47:32,447 --> 00:47:34,407 We attack now, man. 894 00:47:35,247 --> 00:47:36,527 Right. Well, let's get on with it, then. 895 00:47:47,487 --> 00:47:50,447 Next stop, handbags, sporting goods, and unfettered evil. 896 00:47:51,487 --> 00:47:54,007 IAN: Whoa. This place is so cool! 897 00:47:54,687 --> 00:47:56,007 CLAIRE: You really think this will work? 898 00:47:56,167 --> 00:47:58,767 COFFIN ED: Oh, of course it will. It's a brilliant plan. 899 00:47:58,927 --> 00:48:01,367 We three will distract him while young Ian here 900 00:48:01,527 --> 00:48:03,007 wrestles Zachariah to the ground, 901 00:48:03,167 --> 00:48:05,527 holds him down, and proceeds to just... 902 00:48:05,607 --> 00:48:07,207 That is not a plan. 903 00:48:07,527 --> 00:48:09,007 Now, Ian and Claire suck him into the gizmo, 904 00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:11,487 we make him stay there until we get him back to the portal 905 00:48:11,567 --> 00:48:13,727 and toss him through and let the people on the other side 906 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,367 deal with him from there. 907 00:48:16,127 --> 00:48:17,927 I think mine's a much better plan. 908 00:48:19,807 --> 00:48:22,007 CLAIRE: Please tell me you're doing that lantern thing. 909 00:48:22,447 --> 00:48:24,887 I'm also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs. 910 00:48:40,847 --> 00:48:45,527 (GHOSTS WAILING MOURNFULLY) 911 00:48:47,727 --> 00:48:48,767 Is that him? 912 00:48:49,047 --> 00:48:51,127 If it's not, then we're in real trouble. 913 00:48:51,687 --> 00:48:53,767 (FEMALE GHOST WAILING) 914 00:49:00,807 --> 00:49:02,527 -(WHISPERING) What's he doing? -He's powering up. 915 00:49:02,687 --> 00:49:04,487 -Shh. -He's powering up. 916 00:49:04,807 --> 00:49:07,687 He keeps the souls that he's captured in that mine shaft below, 917 00:49:08,327 --> 00:49:09,887 then he steals their life force. 918 00:49:11,047 --> 00:49:12,327 This has to work. 919 00:49:12,847 --> 00:49:15,007 Okay, on the count of three, start it up. 920 00:49:15,287 --> 00:49:16,687 Okay. You ready? 921 00:49:17,007 --> 00:49:18,047 One... 922 00:49:19,887 --> 00:49:20,927 two... 923 00:49:21,327 --> 00:49:22,367 three! 924 00:49:22,687 --> 00:49:24,647 (ENGINE STARTS) 925 00:49:28,527 --> 00:49:31,527 (SCREAMS) 926 00:49:32,087 --> 00:49:34,087 No! 927 00:49:37,647 --> 00:49:38,687 IAN: Hold on! 928 00:49:38,847 --> 00:49:39,887 (ZACHARIAH SCREAMS) 929 00:49:40,087 --> 00:49:42,127 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 930 00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:44,887 -What did you do? -I didn't do anything. 931 00:49:45,047 --> 00:49:46,567 It's not my stupid invention. 932 00:49:55,847 --> 00:49:57,327 (ENGINE STARTS) 933 00:49:57,487 --> 00:49:58,727 (SCREAMS) 934 00:49:58,887 --> 00:50:00,127 IAN: Here! Hold this! 935 00:50:01,887 --> 00:50:03,687 (ENGINE TURNS OFF) 936 00:50:05,767 --> 00:50:06,727 IAN: We did it! 937 00:50:06,807 --> 00:50:08,647 We just have to get this thing back to the portal. 938 00:50:08,767 --> 00:50:12,047 And release Grandpa and everyone else that's still stuck down there. 939 00:50:13,007 --> 00:50:15,687 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 940 00:50:18,007 --> 00:50:19,127 Ian, look out! 941 00:50:20,087 --> 00:50:21,367 (SCREAMING) 942 00:50:21,527 --> 00:50:22,607 Claire! 943 00:50:24,567 --> 00:50:25,607 Oh, no! 944 00:50:27,647 --> 00:50:28,727 Claire! 945 00:50:29,047 --> 00:50:30,807 (SCREAMS) Yeah! (GRUNTS) 946 00:50:37,207 --> 00:50:39,047 -Ian! -Hang on! 947 00:50:42,247 --> 00:50:43,287 (SPIRIT HOWLS) 948 00:50:43,447 --> 00:50:44,767 (SCREAMING) 949 00:50:44,967 --> 00:50:46,167 Help me! 950 00:50:49,007 --> 00:50:50,127 Help me. 951 00:50:50,327 --> 00:50:51,887 Help me. 952 00:50:52,047 --> 00:50:53,287 (SCREAMING) 953 00:50:55,647 --> 00:50:56,807 -IAN: Grab the rope! -(CLAIRE SCREAMS) 954 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,167 Pull yourself up! 955 00:50:58,527 --> 00:50:59,687 SPIRIT: Help me! 956 00:50:59,847 --> 00:51:00,887 I can't! 957 00:51:01,047 --> 00:51:02,487 Try! I'll help you! 958 00:51:04,007 --> 00:51:05,127 (CLAIRE SCREAMING) 959 00:51:05,287 --> 00:51:07,087 You go, and I'll try to hold him off. 960 00:51:08,367 --> 00:51:11,407 You can't do that. You're no match for Zachariah Kull. 961 00:51:11,487 --> 00:51:13,367 Okay, then. I'll go, and you guard him. 962 00:51:15,287 --> 00:51:16,327 Good luck. 963 00:51:19,887 --> 00:51:20,927 Come on. 964 00:51:21,927 --> 00:51:23,007 You're almost there! 965 00:51:23,087 --> 00:51:24,207 Oh, please don't let me step on one! 966 00:51:24,287 --> 00:51:25,607 Please don't let me step on one! 967 00:51:25,887 --> 00:51:26,927 Claire! 968 00:51:27,087 --> 00:51:28,767 (GRUNTING) 969 00:51:28,927 --> 00:51:30,607 Come on! Pull harder! 970 00:51:30,967 --> 00:51:32,487 I'm doing the best I can. 971 00:51:32,647 --> 00:51:33,687 (SCOFFS) 972 00:51:35,567 --> 00:51:37,207 (GROWLS) Come on, sucker. 973 00:51:41,407 --> 00:51:42,767 -(CLAIRE SCREAMS) -Hang on! 974 00:51:43,047 --> 00:51:44,527 (GRUNTING) 975 00:51:47,127 --> 00:51:48,527 Help me, Claire. 976 00:51:48,687 --> 00:51:50,007 IAN: Come on. 977 00:51:50,167 --> 00:51:51,927 (BOTH GROANING) 978 00:51:52,087 --> 00:51:53,407 -(CLAIRE SQUEALS) -(PANTING) 979 00:51:53,567 --> 00:51:55,607 -(SPIRIT WAILS) -You all right? 980 00:51:56,807 --> 00:51:58,247 (GROWLING) 981 00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:00,807 (SCREAMING) 982 00:52:06,367 --> 00:52:07,447 Jumper! 983 00:52:07,807 --> 00:52:09,007 No! 984 00:52:09,687 --> 00:52:11,367 Ed, I'm so sorry. 985 00:52:11,527 --> 00:52:14,127 -Don't worry. We'll rescue him. -Oh, we will. 986 00:52:14,647 --> 00:52:17,167 I swear on my life I'll rescue Jumper 987 00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:18,687 or die trying. 988 00:52:20,367 --> 00:52:22,207 Isn't that kind of an empty promise? 989 00:52:24,167 --> 00:52:25,887 Picky, picky, picky. 990 00:52:28,767 --> 00:52:30,767 Well, I think it's safe to say he came this-away. 991 00:52:31,567 --> 00:52:32,727 But he's got to come back, right? 992 00:52:32,807 --> 00:52:34,327 So maybe we set a trap here and then... 993 00:52:34,407 --> 00:52:36,167 No more traps! It was a stupid idea. 994 00:52:36,367 --> 00:52:38,207 What was stupid was falling into that pit. 995 00:52:38,367 --> 00:52:40,247 Look, I just had dead people breathing all over me, 996 00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:42,087 -So don't... -(CLEARS THROAT) 997 00:52:43,967 --> 00:52:47,007 Now, nobody panic. I know exactly what to do. 998 00:52:51,367 --> 00:52:52,647 But what about us? 999 00:52:52,847 --> 00:52:55,167 Well, there's gotta be some advantage to being dead. 1000 00:52:55,487 --> 00:52:56,927 Enjoy your stay in prison. 1001 00:53:04,887 --> 00:53:07,447 Um, I don't suppose you're gonna let us go 1002 00:53:07,527 --> 00:53:09,087 with just a stern talking to? 1003 00:53:09,327 --> 00:53:11,767 Because I, for one, have totally learned my lesson. 1004 00:53:12,087 --> 00:53:14,647 POLICEMAN: Do you know why they sealed up this mine in the first place? 1005 00:53:15,647 --> 00:53:17,767 -Natural gas leaks. -Natural gas? 1006 00:53:18,087 --> 00:53:21,247 Seeps up through the ground. You're lucky you didn't suffocate. 1007 00:53:21,487 --> 00:53:23,247 And we're all lucky that little fire you started 1008 00:53:23,327 --> 00:53:24,887 didn't blow up the place. 1009 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,847 We didn't start a fire. 1010 00:53:28,927 --> 00:53:30,847 POLICEMAN: Let's go. Let's go! 1011 00:53:39,127 --> 00:53:40,847 Okay, this time, I'm skipping right over 1012 00:53:40,927 --> 00:53:42,767 the "thank goodness you're alive" part of the speech 1013 00:53:42,847 --> 00:53:45,327 And going directly to "what do you think you were doing?" 1014 00:53:45,407 --> 00:53:47,127 We didn't do anything wrong. 1015 00:53:47,447 --> 00:53:49,127 Trespassing, arson, 1016 00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:51,087 Destruction of public property. 1017 00:53:51,247 --> 00:53:52,407 CLAIRE: I mean, besides that stuff. 1018 00:53:52,687 --> 00:53:53,727 Let's go. 1019 00:53:53,807 --> 00:53:55,487 You know, this is the second time in two days 1020 00:53:55,567 --> 00:53:57,327 I've been called out on account of your kids. 1021 00:53:57,487 --> 00:54:00,087 And I guarantee you there will not be a third. 1022 00:54:00,367 --> 00:54:02,407 I'm taking them back to Boston first thing in the morning. 1023 00:54:02,487 --> 00:54:04,207 -What? -March. 1024 00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:09,007 CLAIRE: Dad, you can't! 1025 00:54:09,327 --> 00:54:11,087 Oh, yeah? Just watch me. 1026 00:54:11,407 --> 00:54:13,607 Seriously, Dad, we didn't start that fire. 1027 00:54:13,847 --> 00:54:15,087 Who did, Zachariah Kull? 1028 00:54:15,367 --> 00:54:17,087 -IAN: How'd you know? -RICHARD: Back in the car, Ian. 1029 00:54:17,367 --> 00:54:18,727 Not another word. 1030 00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,527 CLAIRE: Then I was trapped in this pit 1031 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:35,927 where Zachariah keeps all the souls that he's captured. 1032 00:54:37,367 --> 00:54:40,527 -So then he captured jumper, and... -Jumper? 1033 00:54:40,887 --> 00:54:43,087 -The other ghost. The one in the jar. -Oh, of course. Right. 1034 00:54:43,287 --> 00:54:44,567 If he hadn't sacrificed himself, 1035 00:54:44,727 --> 00:54:46,647 Claire might be lying at the bottom of a pit right now. 1036 00:54:46,887 --> 00:54:48,167 So basically, you can't send us home 1037 00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:50,647 while Zachariah's still loose and grandpa hasn't crossed over. 1038 00:54:54,607 --> 00:54:58,767 Wow. That is one pretty amazing story. 1039 00:54:59,247 --> 00:55:00,527 Come up with that all on your own? 1040 00:55:00,687 --> 00:55:03,087 (SIGHS) I knew he wouldn't believe us. 1041 00:55:03,687 --> 00:55:04,887 We're not making this up. 1042 00:55:04,967 --> 00:55:07,607 We're not acting out or whatever it is you think we're doing. 1043 00:55:07,727 --> 00:55:09,007 We're doing this because we have to. 1044 00:55:09,247 --> 00:55:11,167 Because we care about what happens to grandpa! 1045 00:55:11,247 --> 00:55:13,247 And apparently I don't? 1046 00:55:13,927 --> 00:55:16,647 Ian, caring is a two-way street, And your grandfather... 1047 00:55:16,727 --> 00:55:18,967 What is it with the men in this family? 1048 00:55:19,287 --> 00:55:21,327 You and grandpa could barely say hello to each other. 1049 00:55:21,407 --> 00:55:23,847 You two are always fighting. Knock it off! 1050 00:55:24,007 --> 00:55:26,007 We've got a lot more important things to worry about. 1051 00:55:31,047 --> 00:55:33,287 You know, that's just the kind of thing your mother would've said. 1052 00:55:36,327 --> 00:55:37,887 (EXPLOSION) 1053 00:55:38,087 --> 00:55:40,847 What in the world is going on out there? 1054 00:55:45,047 --> 00:55:46,367 Ian, get the hose. 1055 00:55:46,607 --> 00:55:48,567 Claire, get the fire extinguisher in the kitchen. 1056 00:55:49,607 --> 00:55:50,687 IAN: Got it! 1057 00:55:50,887 --> 00:55:52,567 All right, not too close, son. Not too close. 1058 00:55:52,807 --> 00:55:54,727 Take it easy. Atta boy. 1059 00:55:58,047 --> 00:56:00,327 I think we're all right, Claire. I think we're all right. 1060 00:56:01,767 --> 00:56:02,927 That's it. 1061 00:56:06,047 --> 00:56:07,807 What kind of insane prank is that? 1062 00:56:08,367 --> 00:56:10,047 Dad, I don't think it was a prank. 1063 00:56:55,607 --> 00:56:56,887 (SIGHS) 1064 00:56:57,447 --> 00:56:59,127 Thanks a lot, guys. I really appreciate it. 1065 00:56:59,367 --> 00:57:00,407 Yeah. 1066 00:57:03,767 --> 00:57:06,447 You know, I've spent more time in the last three days talking to the police 1067 00:57:06,687 --> 00:57:08,567 than I did in the entire time I grew up here, 1068 00:57:08,887 --> 00:57:11,127 and I was considered something of a hooligan. 1069 00:57:11,607 --> 00:57:14,447 -You didn't tell them about... -Uh, no. 1070 00:57:14,607 --> 00:57:16,607 They didn't mention flame-throwing ghosts 1071 00:57:16,807 --> 00:57:19,607 as possible suspects, and I wasn't about to suggest it. 1072 00:57:20,007 --> 00:57:21,687 But you know Zachariah started it? 1073 00:57:22,407 --> 00:57:25,207 Or any Pyro with a can of gasoline and a match. 1074 00:57:25,447 --> 00:57:27,327 -Listen, I don't know who... -Or what. 1075 00:57:27,607 --> 00:57:28,887 (SCOFFS) Started this, 1076 00:57:29,927 --> 00:57:32,007 but I don't like people threatening my family. 1077 00:57:32,287 --> 00:57:34,127 Does that mean we don't have to go home today? 1078 00:57:34,767 --> 00:57:37,047 -Consider this a reprieve. -Yes! 1079 00:57:37,327 --> 00:57:39,607 Mm, on one condition: 1080 00:57:39,807 --> 00:57:42,127 I don't want you getting into any more trouble. 1081 00:57:42,887 --> 00:57:44,407 Uh, could you be more specific? 1082 00:57:46,407 --> 00:57:48,007 IAN: Good thing he wasn't more specific. 1083 00:57:48,327 --> 00:57:50,967 That's about the tenth no trespassing sign we've passed. 1084 00:57:51,207 --> 00:57:52,807 I know. Makes you suspicious, doesn't it? 1085 00:57:53,047 --> 00:57:54,567 Yeah. Of Warner. 1086 00:57:54,887 --> 00:57:56,887 We've got to find the remains of Zachariah's cabin. 1087 00:57:56,967 --> 00:57:57,927 It's up here someplace. 1088 00:57:58,007 --> 00:57:59,287 I just want to see for myself. 1089 00:57:59,367 --> 00:58:02,207 All this legend of Zachariah Kull business just isn't adding up. 1090 00:58:02,447 --> 00:58:05,607 Claire, in the past two days, he's kidnapped our grandfather's soul, 1091 00:58:05,767 --> 00:58:07,407 thrown a fireball at us... 1092 00:58:07,607 --> 00:58:08,967 Captured Jumper... 1093 00:58:09,207 --> 00:58:11,407 the best partner a dead man ever had. 1094 00:58:11,847 --> 00:58:14,287 IAN: He even set a brush fire in our front yard. 1095 00:58:14,967 --> 00:58:16,487 CLAIRE: I didn't say I liked the guy. 1096 00:58:16,567 --> 00:58:18,047 I just think we'll never be able to stop him 1097 00:58:18,127 --> 00:58:19,447 if we don't know what he wants. 1098 00:58:19,807 --> 00:58:22,407 I have a guess... The total destruction of the town 1099 00:58:22,647 --> 00:58:24,207 and all its inhabitants. 1100 00:58:24,487 --> 00:58:25,647 But why? 1101 00:58:25,967 --> 00:58:27,367 Has she always been this way? 1102 00:58:27,607 --> 00:58:29,127 As long as I can remember. 1103 00:58:29,407 --> 00:58:31,287 (MUTTERING) 1104 00:58:34,447 --> 00:58:36,807 CLAIRE: The librarian said that when Zachariah's cabin blew up 1105 00:58:37,047 --> 00:58:38,527 It left a huge crater. 1106 00:58:39,807 --> 00:58:41,047 IAN: I think it's up here. 1107 00:58:41,767 --> 00:58:42,967 CLAIRE: It's here! 1108 00:58:47,487 --> 00:58:50,727 IAN: So this is what Warner wants to turn into a tourist attraction? 1109 00:58:51,287 --> 00:58:52,967 COFFIN ED: Wait till you see the tourists. 1110 00:58:54,247 --> 00:58:56,287 And what exactly are we looking for? 1111 00:58:56,727 --> 00:58:58,967 (SIGHS) I'm not 100 percent positive. 1112 00:58:59,847 --> 00:59:02,367 Ah, okay. I'll shout out when I see it. 1113 00:59:03,367 --> 00:59:04,847 Yes! Look! 1114 00:59:06,247 --> 00:59:08,407 I will bet you my entire year's allowance 1115 00:59:08,607 --> 00:59:10,527 that there's some sort of pipe at the bottom of this crater. 1116 00:59:10,887 --> 00:59:13,447 I don't usually advocate taking advantage of the really stupid, 1117 00:59:13,527 --> 00:59:16,287 but you should take that bet. That's free money. 1118 00:59:19,287 --> 00:59:23,887 (GASPS) It's here! Look! I was right! I was right! 1119 00:59:28,967 --> 00:59:30,807 Ed, would you mind telling me how deep it is? 1120 00:59:31,007 --> 00:59:32,367 You can't be serious! 1121 00:59:34,007 --> 00:59:35,887 (SCOFFS) Oh, all right, Missy. 1122 00:59:36,847 --> 00:59:38,287 I've done worse things. 1123 00:59:39,487 --> 00:59:42,567 Ah... and... (SCREAMS) 1124 00:59:56,887 --> 00:59:58,167 You hear something? 1125 00:59:58,487 --> 01:00:00,407 No, I think he's too far down. 1126 01:00:03,047 --> 01:00:04,927 (GROWLING) 1127 01:00:06,007 --> 01:00:08,647 -(SNARLING) -Nice Doggie. 1128 01:00:12,487 --> 01:00:13,767 (COUGHS) 1129 01:00:14,127 --> 01:00:15,247 Okay, I lied. 1130 01:00:15,487 --> 01:00:17,087 That was the worst thing I ever did. 1131 01:00:17,927 --> 01:00:20,847 Uh, Ed... Do you think you could distract him for a couple of minutes 1132 01:00:21,087 --> 01:00:22,687 While we run screaming through the forest? 1133 01:00:22,847 --> 01:00:25,367 Oh, very nice. Exploiting the dead, eh? 1134 01:00:26,087 --> 01:00:28,687 All right, but you owe me one, Okay? Big time. 1135 01:00:31,207 --> 01:00:33,767 -Come on then, pussycat. Come on, then. -(SNARLING) 1136 01:00:33,847 --> 01:00:35,687 Want a little bit of this? Come on, then. 1137 01:00:35,887 --> 01:00:38,767 Meow, meow, meow, meow. Na-na-na-na-na! 1138 01:00:39,807 --> 01:00:41,087 (YELPS) 1139 01:00:42,087 --> 01:00:43,487 (WHINES) 1140 01:00:44,567 --> 01:00:46,487 This day just keeps getting better and better. 1141 01:00:46,687 --> 01:00:48,847 (SCREAMING) 1142 01:00:57,687 --> 01:00:59,247 IAN: I think I have poison oak. 1143 01:00:59,687 --> 01:01:01,207 Calm down, I'm sure it's just a tick. 1144 01:01:02,287 --> 01:01:05,167 Look! That would fit perfectly around that pipe! 1145 01:01:06,127 --> 01:01:07,247 And? 1146 01:01:07,447 --> 01:01:10,847 Welcome back. (CHUCKLES) Are you two all right? 1147 01:01:11,287 --> 01:01:13,207 Well, I've got poison oak or Lyme disease. 1148 01:01:13,527 --> 01:01:16,327 And I need some old newspapers or county records... 1149 01:01:16,487 --> 01:01:19,007 Anything from around the time that Zachariah Kull was alive. 1150 01:01:19,087 --> 01:01:20,567 That I can help you with. 1151 01:01:20,767 --> 01:01:26,087 The Steeple Falls Gazette has been published continuously since 1797, 1152 01:01:26,407 --> 01:01:28,607 and I bound them all into books. 1153 01:01:29,287 --> 01:01:32,327 Need to finish up some of your Grandpa's work, huh? 1154 01:01:32,567 --> 01:01:33,607 Grandpa's work? 1155 01:01:33,767 --> 01:01:35,847 Well, those are the exact same books 1156 01:01:35,967 --> 01:01:37,527 that you brought back to me the other day, 1157 01:01:37,607 --> 01:01:40,967 so I... I figured that... that... that... 1158 01:01:43,407 --> 01:01:45,847 Well, now, that's... that's odd. 1159 01:01:47,407 --> 01:01:49,207 I'm sure that's where I put them. 1160 01:01:49,767 --> 01:01:51,727 Has anybody else been looking at the books? 1161 01:01:52,087 --> 01:01:53,287 Just Warner. 1162 01:01:54,407 --> 01:01:55,447 Thank you. 1163 01:01:58,727 --> 01:02:00,247 CLAIRE: I know Warner took those books. 1164 01:02:00,327 --> 01:02:01,847 He was looking for them the day of the funeral. 1165 01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:03,927 IAN: And grandpa practically threw them at me that night. 1166 01:02:04,327 --> 01:02:05,847 I just can't imagine what's in them, though. 1167 01:02:06,087 --> 01:02:07,807 Look! Warner's truck! 1168 01:02:09,167 --> 01:02:10,967 (WHIMPERS) 1169 01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:13,367 Hey, kids. You lookin' for me? 1170 01:02:13,687 --> 01:02:16,167 Oh, hi, Mr. MacDonald. We were just looking at your dog. 1171 01:02:16,407 --> 01:02:17,767 Seems pretty wiped out. 1172 01:02:18,047 --> 01:02:20,807 Yeah, we had a little problem with some trespassers 1173 01:02:21,007 --> 01:02:22,367 up on the hill this mornin'. 1174 01:02:22,807 --> 01:02:24,487 He just about ran himself silly. 1175 01:02:25,527 --> 01:02:27,967 Some people just don't know when to stay away. 1176 01:02:28,927 --> 01:02:30,847 -What did you say? -You heard me. 1177 01:02:32,967 --> 01:02:34,607 Well, I better get along. 1178 01:02:34,927 --> 01:02:36,087 Tonight's the big night, 1179 01:02:36,287 --> 01:02:38,447 and we still haven't finished constructing the bonfire. 1180 01:02:39,567 --> 01:02:40,967 Hope you kids can make it. 1181 01:02:41,687 --> 01:02:42,887 We wouldn't miss it. 1182 01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:45,487 He doesn't scare me. 1183 01:02:45,687 --> 01:02:48,167 Hey, Jimmy, Johnny, you're lookin' good! 1184 01:02:48,367 --> 01:02:49,927 -Thanks, Pops! -Hey, Pops! 1185 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:51,727 CLAIRE: We have to find Warner's house. 1186 01:02:52,127 --> 01:02:53,687 We've got to see what's in those books. 1187 01:02:53,927 --> 01:02:55,687 COFFIN ED: Oy! Is the coast clear? 1188 01:02:57,047 --> 01:02:58,927 (SCOFFS)What are you doing? 1189 01:02:59,487 --> 01:03:02,207 (COUGHS) Well, wishing he'd get a new muffler. 1190 01:03:02,447 --> 01:03:04,047 I didn't get a wink of sleep in there. 1191 01:03:04,207 --> 01:03:06,327 CLAIRE: According to the mailbox, this is Warner's place. 1192 01:03:06,487 --> 01:03:08,567 IAN: Hurry up. We don't know when Warner's gonna be back. 1193 01:03:08,887 --> 01:03:10,927 ED: Hmm, a classic spring lock 1194 01:03:11,087 --> 01:03:14,127 with, uh... six interlocking tumblers. 1195 01:03:14,407 --> 01:03:16,047 It's tough, but I've opened worse. 1196 01:03:16,727 --> 01:03:19,367 We don't want you to pick it. Just go in there and open it. 1197 01:03:19,687 --> 01:03:23,007 Fine, but I'm surprised you're adding breaking and entering 1198 01:03:23,207 --> 01:03:25,327 to your already burgeoning criminal record. 1199 01:03:25,647 --> 01:03:28,687 It's not breaking and entering. It's just entering if the door's unlocked. 1200 01:03:28,967 --> 01:03:32,127 -Hint. -An artist cannot be rushed. 1201 01:03:34,007 --> 01:03:37,167 (GROANS) 1202 01:03:40,407 --> 01:03:42,607 I'd like to see David Copperfield do that. 1203 01:03:45,847 --> 01:03:47,007 Ian, you check upstairs. 1204 01:03:47,167 --> 01:03:48,887 Ed, take the basement. I'll look around down here. 1205 01:03:49,047 --> 01:03:51,487 COFFIN ED: Oh, by all means, Send the ghoul into the basement. 1206 01:04:12,527 --> 01:04:13,687 Got 'em! 1207 01:04:14,567 --> 01:04:17,607 They were under his bed, along with some pretty vicious dust bunnies. 1208 01:04:19,727 --> 01:04:21,487 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, 1209 01:04:21,767 --> 01:04:24,207 But... bad news. He's back. 1210 01:04:24,687 --> 01:04:26,007 See you in five to ten. 1211 01:04:28,047 --> 01:04:29,127 Out the back! 1212 01:04:31,327 --> 01:04:33,447 Bills, bills, bills... 1213 01:04:42,247 --> 01:04:43,367 Hello. 1214 01:04:43,527 --> 01:04:45,927 I thought people never locked their doors in small towns! 1215 01:04:48,167 --> 01:04:49,447 Is there anybody there? 1216 01:04:49,647 --> 01:04:50,687 Let me do it! 1217 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:51,927 (THUD) 1218 01:04:55,487 --> 01:04:56,767 (PANTING) 1219 01:05:09,967 --> 01:05:12,967 (SCREAMS) I knew it! 1220 01:05:16,887 --> 01:05:19,367 When I get my hands on those lousy kids, I'm gonna... 1221 01:05:20,127 --> 01:05:22,647 -(SCREAMS) -Oh! Warner. Sorry. 1222 01:05:23,927 --> 01:05:25,207 What are you doing here? 1223 01:05:25,567 --> 01:05:28,647 I came to ask you a couple questions about Zachariah Kull. 1224 01:05:28,927 --> 01:05:32,767 Ha! More'n likely creating a diversion so your kids can get away. 1225 01:05:33,007 --> 01:05:34,407 What are you... what are you talking about? 1226 01:05:34,607 --> 01:05:36,367 My house has been broken into. 1227 01:05:36,607 --> 01:05:40,247 Well, that certainly doesn't mean Ian and Claire had anything to do with it. 1228 01:05:41,367 --> 01:05:44,407 Well, those books are gone, so I know it was your kids. 1229 01:05:45,247 --> 01:05:46,287 Books? 1230 01:05:46,487 --> 01:05:49,127 I'm gonna go and make sure that those kids of yours are arrested. 1231 01:05:49,327 --> 01:05:51,167 Oh, well, come on, Warner. 1232 01:05:51,367 --> 01:05:52,967 I think you're overreacting. 1233 01:05:53,727 --> 01:05:56,047 Maybe you just misplaced them. 1234 01:06:02,887 --> 01:06:04,327 I didn't misplace them. 1235 01:06:05,207 --> 01:06:06,447 Get outta my way. 1236 01:06:06,927 --> 01:06:08,327 Can I offer you a ride? 1237 01:06:20,647 --> 01:06:23,087 Hi, kids. How was your afternoon? 1238 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:26,807 Commit any grand larcenies that your old man should know about? 1239 01:06:27,487 --> 01:06:29,567 -Dad, we can explain. We were just... -Sit! 1240 01:06:35,567 --> 01:06:36,767 So these are the books, huh? 1241 01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:39,287 Dad, I think warner's the one who set our driveway on fire. 1242 01:06:39,447 --> 01:06:40,687 -He warned me that... -Ian! 1243 01:06:40,967 --> 01:06:42,167 Do you not get it? 1244 01:06:42,407 --> 01:06:44,767 You are in big trouble, so be quiet. 1245 01:06:47,967 --> 01:06:49,447 I think he did it, too. 1246 01:06:52,367 --> 01:06:54,287 Somebody broke into my house, the last thing I'd check for 1247 01:06:54,527 --> 01:06:55,887 is a couple of library books. 1248 01:06:59,327 --> 01:07:02,767 Oh, don't get me wrong, you're still in a lot of trouble. 1249 01:07:13,127 --> 01:07:14,287 Uh, hello? 1250 01:07:15,247 --> 01:07:19,407 Uh, help! Hello? Anybody out there? 1251 01:07:19,607 --> 01:07:21,327 It's jumper, remember? 1252 01:07:21,887 --> 01:07:23,927 Sucked up in mine. Need help. 1253 01:07:28,887 --> 01:07:31,847 Okay, I've got one word for you: gas. 1254 01:07:32,047 --> 01:07:33,087 Thanks for the warning. 1255 01:07:33,367 --> 01:07:37,207 No. I think that Zachariah tried to drill a natural gas well, 1256 01:07:37,287 --> 01:07:38,647 and it blew up. 1257 01:07:39,007 --> 01:07:42,007 But the first natural gas well wasn't drilled until, like, 1821. 1258 01:07:42,407 --> 01:07:43,727 It was 50 miles from here. 1259 01:07:44,767 --> 01:07:46,287 What? It's in Grandpa's book. 1260 01:07:46,487 --> 01:07:48,727 Okay, you're both scaring me, 1261 01:07:48,967 --> 01:07:51,767 And I have no idea what either one of you are talking about. 1262 01:07:52,087 --> 01:07:55,167 We know that natural gas seeps up out of the ground at coal hill. 1263 01:07:55,487 --> 01:07:57,167 I mean, it's why they shut down the mine, right? 1264 01:07:57,687 --> 01:08:02,487 But Zachariah tried to dig a well... to use it or store it or something. 1265 01:08:03,007 --> 01:08:04,687 That's what the pipe is doing in the ground, 1266 01:08:04,887 --> 01:08:07,607 And the big crater is there because that's where the whole thing blew up! 1267 01:08:10,247 --> 01:08:12,687 Zachariah wasn't crazy. He didn't kill his wife. 1268 01:08:12,847 --> 01:08:14,687 He didn't burn down his house. It was an accident! 1269 01:08:15,127 --> 01:08:16,767 And the point of this would be? 1270 01:08:18,407 --> 01:08:19,607 Zachariah's seeking revenge 1271 01:08:19,767 --> 01:08:21,567 because he was wrongly accused of killing his wife 1272 01:08:21,647 --> 01:08:22,767 and was burned at the stake. 1273 01:08:22,927 --> 01:08:24,647 But what do the books have to do with it? 1274 01:08:24,847 --> 01:08:26,967 That I'm not 100 percent clear on. 1275 01:08:27,527 --> 01:08:28,807 Thank you, Sherlock. 1276 01:08:43,727 --> 01:08:44,927 Here it is! 1277 01:08:45,607 --> 01:08:49,207 "Rebecca Kull, wife of local inventor Zachariah Kull, 1278 01:08:49,527 --> 01:08:53,047 died last night in a devastating explosion that consumed their home." 1279 01:08:53,967 --> 01:08:55,207 Here's a picture of her. 1280 01:08:57,487 --> 01:08:59,847 "It is thought that Mr. Kull's unnatural invention 1281 01:08:59,927 --> 01:09:02,407 was the cause of the blast." "Unnatural invention"? 1282 01:09:02,687 --> 01:09:06,007 Who cares if Zachariah was innocent? The only thing I care about is grandpa, 1283 01:09:06,127 --> 01:09:07,767 and no one seems to be doing anything about it. 1284 01:09:07,927 --> 01:09:09,567 Well, we're doing everything we can think of, son. 1285 01:09:09,767 --> 01:09:11,327 We should be calling in the National Guard, 1286 01:09:11,487 --> 01:09:12,647 S.W.A.T. teams, anything! 1287 01:09:12,967 --> 01:09:16,047 Anything but sitting around reading some stupid newspaper articles. 1288 01:09:16,207 --> 01:09:17,367 -Ian... -You don't care about him! 1289 01:09:17,447 --> 01:09:20,367 You don't care about me! All you care about is yourself! 1290 01:09:24,687 --> 01:09:26,567 -Do you want me to go after him? -No. 1291 01:09:28,327 --> 01:09:30,567 It's okay. He just needs some time to himself. 1292 01:09:32,327 --> 01:09:35,847 I know I did when I said exactly the same thing to my father. 1293 01:09:39,327 --> 01:09:42,327 -Press harder, you're making three copies. -IAN: Ed? 1294 01:09:42,567 --> 01:09:44,247 I'm surprised you made it this far. There you go. 1295 01:09:44,727 --> 01:09:45,887 Where's Mariah? 1296 01:09:51,767 --> 01:09:54,367 Oh... Hi. 1297 01:09:54,887 --> 01:09:57,527 Oh, I was just down here looking for my earring... 1298 01:09:57,727 --> 01:09:59,967 I lost my... oh! Look, it's right there. 1299 01:10:00,167 --> 01:10:01,967 It was right there the whole time. I was looking... 1300 01:10:02,087 --> 01:10:03,287 Have you ever lost something, and you're, like, 1301 01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:04,887 Your sunglasses are on your head. You're... "Where's my... 1302 01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,567 -Oop! There they are! -IAN: No. 1303 01:10:06,927 --> 01:10:08,047 Not ever? 1304 01:10:08,447 --> 01:10:11,527 If you meet a witch and she offers you an apple, don't take it. 1305 01:10:11,887 --> 01:10:13,047 IAN: But why not? 1306 01:10:13,247 --> 01:10:15,527 Can't you see? I have dead people who need me. 1307 01:10:15,767 --> 01:10:18,087 Sorry to make you wait. Welcome to death. Enjoy yourself. 1308 01:10:18,327 --> 01:10:20,687 Are you hungry? You need a snack? Oh, you hound dog. 1309 01:10:20,887 --> 01:10:25,127 Exactly, and my grandfather who also happens to be dead needs you. 1310 01:10:25,407 --> 01:10:26,607 Aren't there people you can call? 1311 01:10:26,847 --> 01:10:28,367 Report to the big cheese and... 1312 01:10:28,527 --> 01:10:30,847 No, no, no. Listen, little alive boy. 1313 01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:33,607 Nobody is gonna report this to anyone, okay? 1314 01:10:33,927 --> 01:10:36,727 Now, I might seem all sugar and spice and fun, 1315 01:10:36,807 --> 01:10:39,447 but you do not want to see my bad side. 1316 01:10:40,447 --> 01:10:41,647 Don't even. 1317 01:10:43,007 --> 01:10:44,287 Fine, don't help! 1318 01:10:47,127 --> 01:10:49,767 Hey, when you get to the other side, I need you to give somebody a message. 1319 01:10:49,847 --> 01:10:52,247 Oh, no, no, no. Look, kid, I'm serious, okay? 1320 01:10:52,487 --> 01:10:54,487 If everybody just keeps their mouths shut, 1321 01:10:54,647 --> 01:10:56,887 Then I will finally be out of here by next week, 1322 01:10:57,127 --> 01:10:59,927 -Okay? Shh! Good! -IAN: What? 1323 01:11:00,087 --> 01:11:02,807 Nobody stays here very long, except me. 1324 01:11:03,407 --> 01:11:06,607 You'd think after 250 years I'd at least get a watch. 1325 01:11:07,047 --> 01:11:10,287 So you're just gonna abandon them while you take a free ride to the other side? 1326 01:11:11,327 --> 01:11:16,447 Look, kid, I know you can't understand how much this means to me. 1327 01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:18,567 But I am so close! 1328 01:11:18,887 --> 01:11:22,127 And all I want is just to be on the other side 1329 01:11:22,287 --> 01:11:23,887 and be with my family. 1330 01:11:24,127 --> 01:11:25,807 Don't you think all those lost souls want that, too? 1331 01:11:25,967 --> 01:11:27,047 Ugh! 1332 01:11:27,327 --> 01:11:30,847 Now, Zachariah has been out there for over 200 years. 1333 01:11:31,047 --> 01:11:32,967 It's about time someone stopped him. 1334 01:11:34,727 --> 01:11:36,047 You'd be a hero. 1335 01:11:37,207 --> 01:11:39,247 They'd probably call you over immediately... 1336 01:11:39,767 --> 01:11:42,167 Even apologize for making you wait so long. 1337 01:11:42,567 --> 01:11:43,687 Well, they should. 1338 01:11:44,527 --> 01:11:47,007 (CHUCKLES) But you're probably no match for Zachariah. 1339 01:11:47,447 --> 01:11:49,367 Oh, please. Are you kidding? 1340 01:11:49,607 --> 01:11:51,447 I could blast ol' dragon breath through that portal 1341 01:11:51,607 --> 01:11:53,407 so fast it'd make his head spin. 1342 01:11:53,687 --> 01:11:55,847 Ed, hold the phones! 1343 01:11:56,127 --> 01:11:57,727 We're gonna save some souls! 1344 01:12:01,687 --> 01:12:02,807 What phones? 1345 01:12:05,367 --> 01:12:07,247 RICHARD: Old Zachariah never even got a trial! 1346 01:12:08,007 --> 01:12:11,407 The hauled him into town the very next day and set him ablaze. 1347 01:12:11,767 --> 01:12:15,007 His last words were, "Wait for me, Rebecca." 1348 01:12:15,927 --> 01:12:17,927 He already knew that he wasn't going to cross over. 1349 01:12:18,287 --> 01:12:20,847 What were the good people of Steeple Falls afraid of, anyway? 1350 01:12:25,127 --> 01:12:27,207 CLAIRE: They thought he was some sort of sorcerer, 1351 01:12:27,487 --> 01:12:28,807 but he was a visionary. 1352 01:12:29,127 --> 01:12:32,367 He was the first person to harness natural gas for his lights and stuff. 1353 01:12:32,447 --> 01:12:33,487 But he was also different. 1354 01:12:33,647 --> 01:12:35,287 People are afraid of what they don't understand. 1355 01:12:36,767 --> 01:12:38,247 Do you think Warner knows the truth? 1356 01:12:38,407 --> 01:12:39,527 If people knew the real story, 1357 01:12:39,607 --> 01:12:42,207 that would take some of the steam out of his scary little festival. 1358 01:12:42,447 --> 01:12:44,447 Then once everyone knows the truth about Zachariah, 1359 01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:45,767 he won't have to stick around. 1360 01:12:46,287 --> 01:12:47,527 I'm sure that's all he ever wanted. 1361 01:12:47,767 --> 01:12:50,407 Well, that sounds kinda logical for a flame-throwing force of evil. 1362 01:12:50,647 --> 01:12:52,727 -Dad. -But it's worth a shot. Let's go. 1363 01:12:54,727 --> 01:12:57,087 (CHEERING) 1364 01:13:35,207 --> 01:13:40,207 Uh, hello? (CLEARS THROAT) It's Jumper! Help! 1365 01:13:40,767 --> 01:13:42,207 Hello? Anybody out there? 1366 01:13:42,647 --> 01:13:44,647 Any chance of getting a little lemonade in here? 1367 01:13:48,407 --> 01:13:49,567 Hey, Skeletor! 1368 01:13:50,007 --> 01:13:52,487 Now, is it me, or has he been working out? 1369 01:13:54,207 --> 01:13:55,567 (GROWLS) 1370 01:13:56,167 --> 01:13:58,447 I see you didn't learn your lesson the first time. 1371 01:13:58,807 --> 01:14:01,127 You thought we were just gonna let you go on stealing souls? 1372 01:14:01,607 --> 01:14:03,327 I'll do as I please. 1373 01:14:03,767 --> 01:14:06,607 And right now, there's a little festival in my honor, 1374 01:14:06,807 --> 01:14:08,247 which I must attend. 1375 01:14:08,527 --> 01:14:10,407 So, if you'll excuse me... 1376 01:14:10,887 --> 01:14:12,247 (GRUNTS) 1377 01:14:16,967 --> 01:14:19,127 Zachariah Kull, I presume. 1378 01:14:22,727 --> 01:14:24,527 (CHEERING) 1379 01:14:29,687 --> 01:14:31,447 CLAIRE: I don't see Warner anywhere! 1380 01:14:31,607 --> 01:14:34,447 Yeah, and no Ian. I really thought he would be here. 1381 01:14:36,447 --> 01:14:37,807 -Bye-bye-bye! -Bye-bye-bye! 1382 01:14:39,047 --> 01:14:40,127 Hey, Warner! 1383 01:14:41,447 --> 01:14:43,327 Hey, Richard! 1384 01:14:44,607 --> 01:14:47,367 We need you to tell people the truth about Zachariah Kull. 1385 01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:48,687 The truth? 1386 01:14:49,087 --> 01:14:50,887 People need to know that he was innocent, 1387 01:14:51,127 --> 01:14:52,527 that his wife died in a horrible accident, 1388 01:14:52,807 --> 01:14:55,167 and that he was executed for a crime he didn't commit. 1389 01:14:55,327 --> 01:14:57,847 Everything is in these books you didn't want anyone to see. 1390 01:14:58,047 --> 01:14:59,887 I knew you stole those books. 1391 01:15:00,047 --> 01:15:02,127 Okay, okay, fine. Have us all arrested. 1392 01:15:02,367 --> 01:15:04,287 Listen, are you gonna tell everyone, or are we? 1393 01:15:04,487 --> 01:15:07,247 (LAUGHS) Why do you care? 1394 01:15:07,847 --> 01:15:12,807 I mean he's... he's a myth, a legend, a ghost story. 1395 01:15:13,087 --> 01:15:14,647 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1396 01:15:15,407 --> 01:15:18,367 Who cares if he was innocent or not? He's dead and gone! 1397 01:15:18,647 --> 01:15:20,887 Actually, he's kidnapped my grandfather's soul, 1398 01:15:21,047 --> 01:15:22,607 so it really is kind of important. 1399 01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:27,607 Listen, Zachariah Kull is the perfect villain. 1400 01:15:28,007 --> 01:15:30,647 He's the person that people love to hate. 1401 01:15:30,887 --> 01:15:32,887 Fine. We'll do it without you. 1402 01:15:33,047 --> 01:15:35,367 -Not if I can help it! -No! 1403 01:15:36,527 --> 01:15:40,087 (LAUGHS) 1404 01:15:44,807 --> 01:15:48,807 So, Zachy, we can do this the easy way, 1405 01:15:49,007 --> 01:15:50,327 -or the hard way. -(LAUGHS) 1406 01:15:50,887 --> 01:15:53,527 We aren't leaving here until you free those souls! 1407 01:15:53,767 --> 01:15:55,967 (GROWLS) 1408 01:15:56,247 --> 01:15:59,207 Ah-ah-ah-choo! 1409 01:15:59,767 --> 01:16:02,207 (GROANING) 1410 01:16:04,687 --> 01:16:06,367 Oh, you didn't think they'd leave me in charge 1411 01:16:06,527 --> 01:16:09,647 without a few tricks up these raggedy chiffon sleeves, did you? Huh? 1412 01:16:11,127 --> 01:16:15,207 I only took those souls who didn't want to cross over to the other side, 1413 01:16:15,447 --> 01:16:18,847 who had unfinished business to attend to, like me. 1414 01:16:19,047 --> 01:16:20,247 What about Jumper? 1415 01:16:20,447 --> 01:16:25,647 What kind of a name is that, anyway? Jumper. But... 1416 01:16:26,047 --> 01:16:29,447 His life force has proven to be particularly useful. 1417 01:16:29,727 --> 01:16:32,047 (GRUNTING) 1418 01:16:38,167 --> 01:16:40,087 Wait, wait. Is that whole fiery, uh... 1419 01:16:40,207 --> 01:16:42,207 -Snot... -...nasal thing new? 1420 01:16:42,407 --> 01:16:44,687 Because I did not read it in any reports, people! 1421 01:16:44,847 --> 01:16:46,527 (GRUNTING) 1422 01:16:48,727 --> 01:16:52,207 In the words of the immortal bard, am-scray! 1423 01:16:52,407 --> 01:16:53,607 (IAN SCREAMS) 1424 01:16:54,607 --> 01:16:56,727 (CHUCKLES) 1425 01:16:57,327 --> 01:16:58,367 (SCREAMS) 1426 01:16:59,367 --> 01:17:01,047 (IAN PANTING) 1427 01:17:01,447 --> 01:17:03,287 I'm too old to die again! 1428 01:17:06,567 --> 01:17:07,887 RICHARD: It was a long shot, Claire. 1429 01:17:08,087 --> 01:17:09,167 I don't know that those books 1430 01:17:09,247 --> 01:17:11,287 would have changed people's opinions of Zachariah. 1431 01:17:13,247 --> 01:17:14,487 Come on. We got to find Ian. 1432 01:17:18,687 --> 01:17:21,047 (ZACHARIAH SCREAMS) 1433 01:17:33,007 --> 01:17:36,047 I think 200 years of rage are about to be let loose. 1434 01:17:36,407 --> 01:17:37,887 (GROWLS) 1435 01:17:38,647 --> 01:17:40,407 Stay back, Claire. I'm gonna grab Warner. 1436 01:17:42,847 --> 01:17:44,967 -(CROWD SCREAMING) -(GRUNTING) 1437 01:17:58,567 --> 01:17:59,607 Warner! 1438 01:17:59,807 --> 01:18:01,527 (CHUCKLING) 1439 01:18:02,887 --> 01:18:04,847 Why don't you run, little one? 1440 01:18:05,327 --> 01:18:08,327 Because I know the truth! I know you didn't kill your wife. 1441 01:18:08,407 --> 01:18:10,807 I know about the well. I know about everything! 1442 01:18:11,327 --> 01:18:14,367 Then you also know why I finally have to destroy this town. 1443 01:18:14,887 --> 01:18:16,087 Start talking! 1444 01:18:16,327 --> 01:18:18,567 Yeah, yeah, listen! I'm sorry! 1445 01:18:19,287 --> 01:18:20,967 Everything's gonna be different! 1446 01:18:21,327 --> 01:18:23,847 We'll have the festival in your name! 1447 01:18:24,087 --> 01:18:27,887 Ha ha! I'll have another son, and I'll name him after you! 1448 01:18:28,407 --> 01:18:29,527 RICHARD: What else? 1449 01:18:29,847 --> 01:18:32,087 I knew you were innocent before we started the festival! 1450 01:18:32,727 --> 01:18:35,087 I guess I just never thought you'd mind! 1451 01:18:35,367 --> 01:18:36,487 Guess again. 1452 01:18:39,287 --> 01:18:40,447 (GRUNTS) 1453 01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:52,087 (CHUCKLES WEAKLY) 1454 01:18:53,767 --> 01:18:56,007 But you're not this man, Zachariah! 1455 01:18:56,407 --> 01:18:58,367 -You're an inventor, a creator. -(GROWLS) 1456 01:19:00,087 --> 01:19:01,447 Well, what about Rebecca? 1457 01:19:03,247 --> 01:19:04,967 You told her to wait for you. 1458 01:19:05,247 --> 01:19:06,927 How much longer is she going to have to wait? 1459 01:19:09,047 --> 01:19:11,527 You focused so much energy on anger and hate, 1460 01:19:11,727 --> 01:19:13,287 You forgot what you loved. 1461 01:19:22,487 --> 01:19:23,967 REBECCA: (WHISPERING) Zachariah. 1462 01:19:25,727 --> 01:19:27,127 Zachariah. 1463 01:19:28,327 --> 01:19:29,527 Zachariah. 1464 01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:31,927 I love you. 1465 01:19:32,607 --> 01:19:33,847 Rebecca. 1466 01:19:40,327 --> 01:19:41,887 Rebecca... 1467 01:19:51,847 --> 01:19:53,767 You got what you really wanted... 1468 01:19:54,207 --> 01:19:55,327 The truth! 1469 01:20:40,207 --> 01:20:42,767 (PEOPLE MURMURING) 1470 01:20:53,887 --> 01:20:56,207 You did it! You did it! 1471 01:20:58,207 --> 01:20:59,247 Dad! 1472 01:21:00,887 --> 01:21:02,007 Ian! 1473 01:21:10,647 --> 01:21:12,807 Look! They're free. 1474 01:21:12,967 --> 01:21:14,327 He let them all go! 1475 01:21:15,807 --> 01:21:18,767 (TOWNSPEOPLE GASPING) 1476 01:21:38,687 --> 01:21:40,607 You know, I'm not usually a festival kind of guy, 1477 01:21:40,847 --> 01:21:42,087 but that one was pretty decent. 1478 01:21:42,247 --> 01:21:44,607 Yeah. Though I was kinda bummed the Ferris wheel burned down. 1479 01:21:44,927 --> 01:21:47,247 All I wanna do is take a long, hot bath 1480 01:21:47,327 --> 01:21:48,847 and carve my pumpkin... (SCREAMS) 1481 01:21:49,487 --> 01:21:50,527 Claire, what is it? 1482 01:21:52,967 --> 01:21:54,727 -Grandpa? -Hi. 1483 01:21:55,167 --> 01:21:56,727 Sorry to startle you. 1484 01:21:56,967 --> 01:21:58,087 Dad? 1485 01:21:59,407 --> 01:22:01,047 H...h...how is this possible? 1486 01:22:01,327 --> 01:22:03,487 You're still asking that after tonight? 1487 01:22:03,647 --> 01:22:05,487 Do they know you're here? 1488 01:22:05,767 --> 01:22:07,007 I have a reprieve. 1489 01:22:07,767 --> 01:22:11,967 A nice lady at the center said you arranged this. Thanks. 1490 01:22:12,567 --> 01:22:13,647 Any time. 1491 01:22:14,007 --> 01:22:16,567 And thanks for the books. They were a big help. 1492 01:22:16,807 --> 01:22:21,607 Books? I just wanted your father to see the box behind them. 1493 01:22:21,847 --> 01:22:23,447 Thought he might figure it out 1494 01:22:23,687 --> 01:22:26,567 without my having to hang around so long. 1495 01:22:27,047 --> 01:22:29,767 Uh... Figure what out? 1496 01:22:30,367 --> 01:22:34,327 I just want to say how proud I am of you. 1497 01:22:36,727 --> 01:22:37,887 RICHARD: Are you kidding? 1498 01:22:38,567 --> 01:22:40,407 That's why you stayed behind? 1499 01:22:40,687 --> 01:22:44,207 You were a smart kid, but all you ever wanted to do 1500 01:22:44,287 --> 01:22:46,967 was hang around with your stupid old man. 1501 01:22:47,127 --> 01:22:48,007 Dad... 1502 01:22:48,207 --> 01:22:50,127 All I ever wanted for you 1503 01:22:50,327 --> 01:22:53,007 was to get out of this town, see the world, 1504 01:22:53,207 --> 01:22:54,767 use your gifts. 1505 01:22:55,367 --> 01:22:57,327 I was so worried about your future, 1506 01:22:57,527 --> 01:23:01,127 I... kind of lost track of your present. 1507 01:23:03,167 --> 01:23:06,047 And as different as I thought you were, 1508 01:23:06,807 --> 01:23:09,927 Looks like you're makin' all the same mistakes. 1509 01:23:17,727 --> 01:23:18,767 Not anymore. 1510 01:23:27,807 --> 01:23:29,007 Bye, Gramps. 1511 01:23:29,807 --> 01:23:31,127 We'll miss you. 1512 01:23:39,647 --> 01:23:41,647 So... Do you have to rush off? 1513 01:23:41,887 --> 01:23:44,807 Nah. Eternity can wait a couple of hours. 1514 01:23:56,887 --> 01:23:59,127 Scared? Ha! I wasn't scared. 1515 01:23:59,607 --> 01:24:00,887 I was just bidin' my time, 1516 01:24:01,207 --> 01:24:02,967 waitin' for the right moment to make my move, 1517 01:24:03,127 --> 01:24:06,607 And you know I got moves. (YELPS) 1518 01:24:07,247 --> 01:24:09,647 Zachariah Kull. He ain't so bad. 1519 01:24:10,087 --> 01:24:12,527 Crossed over just like everybody else, one leg at a time. 1520 01:24:12,807 --> 01:24:15,687 That's right. I'm just surprised they haven't bounced him back. 1521 01:24:17,527 --> 01:24:19,887 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 1522 01:24:23,247 --> 01:24:25,047 Well, it's official. 1523 01:24:25,767 --> 01:24:27,767 My posting has been extended... 1524 01:24:28,007 --> 01:24:29,247 indefinitely. 1525 01:24:29,927 --> 01:24:30,967 Thank you. 1526 01:24:31,287 --> 01:24:33,207 You'll be out before the next millennium. 1527 01:24:33,487 --> 01:24:36,807 Didn't capturing Zachariah and freeing all those souls count for anything? 1528 01:24:37,127 --> 01:24:41,047 Well, apparently, the rather public spectacle outweighed the benefits. 1529 01:24:41,327 --> 01:24:44,287 It's okay, though. No, I'm fine. No... I'm good. 1530 01:24:44,567 --> 01:24:48,527 No, no, sit. I'm just gonna go back and do what I do every single day. 1531 01:24:48,807 --> 01:24:51,567 -I'll be over here. -I'm really sorry. 1532 01:24:52,327 --> 01:24:53,927 But, hey, we'll come and hang out. 1533 01:24:55,047 --> 01:24:56,967 That is, if the living are welcome. 1534 01:24:57,127 --> 01:24:58,887 Hey, aren't you guys going back to Boston? 1535 01:24:59,327 --> 01:25:00,887 Nope. Dad said we could stay. 1536 01:25:01,367 --> 01:25:03,647 Apparently, he wants to get in touch with his roots, 1537 01:25:03,927 --> 01:25:05,567 Not to mention he loves the neighborhood. 1538 01:25:06,167 --> 01:25:09,687 (SOBS) 1539 01:25:09,767 --> 01:25:12,447 I'm gonna have this job forever. 1540 01:25:12,527 --> 01:25:15,287 (WAILS) 1541 01:25:15,367 --> 01:25:18,807 Scream team Everybody 1542 01:25:19,167 --> 01:25:22,687 Put your hands together Cover your eyes 1543 01:25:23,047 --> 01:25:26,167 Get ready for a big surprise 1544 01:25:26,367 --> 01:25:29,887 Spirits in a bottle Ghosts in the machine 1545 01:25:30,407 --> 01:25:33,367 Walkin' on water, floatin' on a dream 1546 01:25:34,047 --> 01:25:36,967 If you see 'em comin' You better start runnin' 1547 01:25:37,127 --> 01:25:39,207 With the scream team 1548 01:25:39,407 --> 01:25:40,927 Better start runnin' 1549 01:25:41,287 --> 01:25:42,847 Want to treat or trick it? 1550 01:25:43,207 --> 01:25:46,567 You know you gotta kick it with the scream team 1551 01:25:50,327 --> 01:25:52,047 Better start running 1552 01:25:52,207 --> 01:25:53,447 With the scream team 1553 01:25:53,607 --> 01:25:54,647 Hey, guys. 1554 01:25:55,087 --> 01:25:56,607 Don't worry. I'm almost done. 1555 01:25:57,047 --> 01:25:59,367 Okay. Came out to see if you needed any help. 1556 01:26:00,727 --> 01:26:03,527 Uh... sure. The scooper part keeps jamming. 1557 01:26:03,767 --> 01:26:05,407 Oh. Let's take a look. 1558 01:26:09,007 --> 01:26:10,767 Hmm. All right. 1559 01:26:16,847 --> 01:26:18,007 Now try it. 1560 01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:23,407 All right, Dad! 1561 01:26:24,047 --> 01:26:25,127 Huh? 1562 01:26:27,047 --> 01:26:28,847 (SCREAMS, LAUGHS) 1563 01:26:30,527 --> 01:26:32,247 I think this is why I went into medicine. 1564 01:26:32,887 --> 01:26:36,367 Scream everybody 1565 01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:37,647 Scream 1566 01:26:37,927 --> 01:26:39,527 (LAUGHING) 1567 01:26:40,207 --> 01:26:43,887 Scream everybody 1568 01:26:44,127 --> 01:26:45,367 Scream 1569 01:26:48,087 --> 01:26:50,407 There are certain advantages to being dead. 107944

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