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I'm a sound rocker.

Now then, you stated earlier that this man followed you

home and tried to force his way into your apartment.

Is that correct?

I did, sir.

Move your ass on the run.

Carry on.

Wipe your ass.

Excites you when I do that?

Makes your tits tiff?

No.

I'm a sound rocker.

I'm playing free.

Move your ass on the run.

Carry on.

What's the move in here?

Moving here.

All you will say tonight, but I quite

want to let the movie was there.

The movie was there.

No more adventure.

No more mystery.

The movie was there.

And I quite want no more love.

No more life.

The movie was there.

I want to hear some more rock.

Me too.

Hard rock.

Hey, you wanted on the phone.

Don't you have a girlfriend?

That's why it's you're all alone.

All boys have girlfriends.

I'm going steady with a boy.

His name is Muhammad.

Morning, Porsche.

Uh-uh.

You tell my mom.

How old are you?

Six.

I'm six and a half.

That makes you stiff, eh?

That excites you, doesn't it?

No.

I know where we can go.

I'm not going anywhere.

My parents are coming to pick me up here.

Out on the balcony, no one can see.

There are other things in life besides sex.

Like what?

Pervert.

Screw you.

What are you doing?

Babysitting?

I thought maybe Martine would be here.

Maybe something came up.

Did she talk to you?

Christ, you're a drag with your Martine.

Has your girlfriend called Martine?

Nicky, can I have a cigarette?

Thanks.

I know, let's change the record.

Come on, we'll change it.

That'll make them mad.

Put on some rock.

What?

I should have called her, maybe.

When do you suppose?

What in the hell for when you know she won't put out?

Well, you're not getting any tonight either, are you?

I do or they don't.

If they don't, I split.

Hey, there she goes.

I don't believe it.

You block the door for me.

Sit down there.

Don't let nobody through this door.

Romantic, eh?

You're wasting your time.

Yeah, sure.

No!

Uh...

Behave yourselves, you two.

They're impossible. They're bothering everyone.

Oh, no, we weren't. We were just trying to have a good time.

What are you talking about? It's their party, too, you know.

Oh, Mother.

Nanette!

No! No, that's enough. Let go of me.

No! Stop that!

Be quiet.

Oh, there's my father. Stop it. No, stop it.

Relax. Take it easy.

Get away from me, you hear?

Let go of me.

Capo, let go of me.

Mother, Father, I'll be right down.

Stop it now.

Stupid bitch.

Let's get out of here. Come on.

You're not splitting, are you? The fun's just beginning.

It's time to go. I've got to go to bed.

Of course, if there's room in your bed for me, I wouldn't mind staying.

Oh, yeah? See you.

You have to divide 502 by 7 if you want to find what X prime is.

Hey, up yours!

So long. See you around, buddy.

Yeah, yeah, good night.

I got to hit the hay, I think I've had.

Good night.

Listen, we're closing in 10 minutes.

I think it's time for a scotch on the rocks.

Well, first of all, I want to know how old you are.

Yeah, well, then give us a couple of beers.

That sure was a drag tonight, eh?

How do you want those beers? On the rocks or straight?

Tarky.

Now that's the kind of ass I really groove on.

I love the way that wiggles. Jelly man.

If you don't mind, I'll collect for it now because I'm closing the register.

Hey, who's the check?

Never so.

Why don't you call Martine? You never know.

Thanks, and good luck.

Say, where's the telephone?

It's over there, in the far corner.

How's that for scoring?

Hello? This is Julian.

Can you please tell me if Martine's come home yet?

She was with us, all right, but I left the party early to go study at Oliver's.

We've got exams coming up, you know.

I thought maybe she'd be home by now, that's all.

Sorry to bother you. Goodbye.

Excuse me, miss. Aren't you leaving something behind?

Us two. You left us behind.

Lay off, Capa. Let her go.

Are you nuts? She swings, man. She swings.

Wait a minute, miss. Wait a minute.

Have pity on us and take us with you. We're so cold and lonely and afraid.

I'm sure you'll be all right.

Have pity on us and take us with you. We're so cold and lonely and afraid.

Nobody loves us.

That's Julian, friend of mine. Show her how cute you are. Take off your specs.

Okay, so you're in but I'm the one that opened the door

cut it out capo. Will you why what's wrong with her?

I've seen prettier faces, but that's not what counts in

the sack. Tell you what. I'll toss you for her. Okay?

They're cold they're hot just wait till you see the balls I've

got cut it out I said well, so we'll share okay with you, baby

You see she's game for everything

Slate I've got to be going

What do you say we shack up in a hotel room with her? Hey?

Got the bread for a hotel, babe

Good night, miss. I'll see you tomorrow listen

How long are your folks gone till tomorrow morning? Why no

problem then we'll go to your place. You have your skull

after you babe

I'm afraid of kids these days.

Well, good night you two.

Good night, miss.

Oh no, you won't get rid of us that way.

Now look, it's late and I'm tired.

Oh, you mean you're chickening out on us.

You sick in the head?

I just wanna get some sleep, that's all.

Let's have the keys.

Nope.

Oh, come on.

No, I said.

What are you, out of your mind? When we practically got it made?

Shh!

Give me the keys, pal, or I'll shout.

Shout.

Do you want some help?

Good night.

Hey! Hey!

Julian! Julian! Let me in, damn it!

Hey!

Hey!

Nobody's home.

They've gone for the weekend.

I was supposed to wake up the whole place.

No. He's studying with a pal.

He just called me to tell me so.

But I'm telling you, he's in there.

He's there with a chick, the bastard.

Look, sonny boy, stop hollering, will you?

I get up at six in the morning.

Okay, okay.

The idiot.

This is my parents' room.

Oh, it's rather nice.

Are you coming?

Are you afraid?

Yes.

Of what?

No, I'm already too late.

What are you doing there?

Just walk home with Julian.

He's all broken up on account of you.

He's been calling all night long.

Oh, that's great. My mother thought I was out with him.

Go up and console the guy.

When he's that way, you never know what he might do.

Oh, who do you think you're kidding?

See you tomorrow.

Oh, I may as well.

Is this any time to be coming home, when you

know I have to be up at six in the morning?

If you hit me, I'm warning you!

Did I hurt you?

What do you mean? Go on, will you?

Come on, wake up, girls.

Let's go, Annie.

Marie, wake up, dear.

Will you cut out that nonsense?

I'll take it.

Better close the trunk.

Yeah.

Okay, girls, come on.

In the house.

Marie, will you stop hitting me?

Because you hit me first.

Good morning.

It looks like you had some luck.

How many big ones got away?

Annie, hold this.

I did pretty well.

There.

Have a good weekend?

Well, we don't get very much sleep at night

with all the racket that goes on at your place.

Run up the stairs, it'll do you good.

Really?

What'd she complain about now?

You never know with her.

Come on, let's jam the elevator door.

Oh, stop it, it's not funny anymore.

Julian's too young to be left two days on his own,

I keep telling you.

Inside.

Girls, go on.

No nonsense now.

In the bathroom and wash up.

Annie, shut the door for me.

Charles, make us some coffee, will you?

Okay.

Julian, time for you to get up.

Now use some soap, and don't forget

to wash behind your ears.

Yes, Mother.

Yes.

Charles.

Charles.

Yes.

What now?

What are you doing in our bed?

Why, what's the matter, what's wrong?

Oh, how dare you.

You are filthy pig, you know that?

So you wanted to stay here and prepare your exams, huh?

Get up now.

Give me my shorts, my shorts.

Get up, will you?

What's all this about?

Look at that.

So you finally made it with little Martine, huh?

She doesn't give anything.

Get out of here and wash yourself.

You here, wash yourself.

There's nothing to laugh at, you two, go on.

In my bed, in my own bed, on my sheets.

Hey, who was the bride, huh?

I don't know.

Who was the bride?

So it's weird, I don't know.

Look, you can tell your old man, can't you?

No, honest, I don't know.

I don't even know her name.

Ran into her last night in a cafe with Capo.

She followed us.

It's true, Dad, that's the way it happened.

How old?

40.

No, more like 30, but she looks much younger.

Is she pretty?

No.

I mean, where'd you get it?

Where'd you get the dough?

What dough?

Well, how much did you pay her?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Nothing, honest.

Well, I'll be damned.

Drink while it's still hot.

Morning, ma'am, is Julian ready?

Where did you sleep last night?

I slept at home, why?

Your mother was furious when I saw her.

Julian, it's Martine.

I'm not ready.

Well, I'm not waiting.

Can't turn my back on you one second.

Dad, you know what?

I can't wear these shorts anymore.

They make me look foolish.

Everybody else wears bikinis.

Oh, they do?

Well, you better explain that to your mother, huh?

So long, Dad.

So long, Casanova.

Well, I'll be.

There.

Mother, what did Julian do now?

Why, nothing, dear.

Julian?

Yes?

You better have something.

You know, I'm a little late.

Come on, hurry up, you two.

Why, no, take it along, eat it on the way.

There.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, Mom.

See you, Mom.

Goodbye.

Aren't you cheerful?

Look, Mama, the kid's almost 16.

He might have done it somewhere else, you know.

Where?

Really, tell me, where?

You devil.

You really are.

Oh, no, Charles.

I'm a devil, huh?

No, no.

You want me to stop?

Listen, Charles.

I'll let you go.

You're going to be late for work again.

It'll be in on 12.

But don't forget, a taxi driver is his own boss, right?

How'd it go with the blonde?

Pretty good.

Not as bad as you thought?

Not bad at all.

Well, you two get a move on.

It was all thanks to me.

You owe me a broad, don't forget.

OK, I'll talk to Martine.

Going to Christine's Friday night?

I might.

Is Martine invited?

Why don't you ask her?

Why are you mad at me?

I'm not mad at you.

Did you have fun this evening?

Did you?

No.

I'm not mad at you.

Come in.

We generally use the small f to begin this equation.

Have you got a pass?

Thus you will see that the small f modifies capital E to equal capital F.

Capital E being the energy dispensed, and capital

F being the final result of the entire operation.

To be in the latest style, choose from our wide range of solid colors,

or from the combinations as shown on the following pages.

All our prices include handling. Look, Mom!

That's the one that Julian wants.

Are you sure about that?

He even showed me himself.

You think they're made to hold off?

Anyway, it's cheaper when it's mail order.

You got me! Surprise!

Look at the horny bitches!

Look at the pigs!

Nurse!

There's a bunch of broads in heat at the window.

Sexy, is that in case she comes back?

I said you weren't there because you had homework.

But I called your house and you weren't there.

So what? Since when do I have to get your permission to go out?

Look at that.

Julian!

You haven't forgotten me.

I beg your pardon?

Come for a ride?

Anything wrong?

Will you tell my mother that I...

Oh, I'll tell her. Don't you worry.

I bet you could do 150 in a job like this.

Oh, I suppose I could.

But I wouldn't be tempted.

Easy.

You get it secondhand?

Oh, no, unfortunately.

You mean you laid out $10,000 for it?

Hmm, something like that.

Woo-hoo!

Where are we going?

To my place.

If you want to.

Don't leave the keys, they'll swipe it from you.

Don't mind him. He's still young.

Good afternoon, ma'am.

Good afternoon.

I don't have to be begged for my key.

Oh, it's not bad.

Oh, far out.

Sit down, won't you?

Oh, sorry.

On the rocks, as usual.

No, straight, please.

Thanks.

Take your jacket off.

Would you, uh...

Only a drop.

There.

Thanks.

Your friend Capo's right.

You're a very nice young man.

Yes.

Oh, I love you.

Don't be silly.

Who is it?

Oh, just Aramis.

Come here.

Wow.

Come say hello to Julian.

He's huge.

Come on.

There's a good dog.

Hello, Aramis.

Good boy.

He's obedient and he's gentle.

You're a very beautiful dog.

There.

Do you want to see the bedroom?

Oh, well, not especially.

Aramis, show Julian the bedroom.

Do you want me?

Oh, do I?

I'm sorry.

That's all right.

It can happen to anyone.

It's not serious.

Relax.

Gently.

That's right.

I just wasn't up to it.

This time is better though, huh?

I sure am hungry.

Simon, the usual.

Does your father pay for this?

I don't know.

You must work then.

Hmm. Tell me, how old are you?

Fifteen and a half. And you?

How old do you think?

Hmm... thirty.

Charming.

You know what? I've got a surprise.

You're not going out there like that.

Sure am.

No.

Yes, come on.

No.

Come on. Don't be shy.

Oh, come on.

I'm always starved after I make love.

Who made love?

Julian, the other night at your place, was that the first time for you?

Not the very first.

When was?

The week after Christmas.

It cost me all of my cash.

I'm not sure I can pay you back.

The week after Christmas.

It cost me all of my Christmas allowance.

Go on.

Well, I went up to a whorehouse and paid for one.

She wasn't bad either.

You know what she told me afterwards?

You're gonna please the women because you're fast. Like that.

Poor kid.

Don't believe all you hear.

I'll show you.

No. Don't answer. Go on.

Hello?

May I speak to Helen?

It's a man on the phone. He wants to speak to Helen.

Is that you?

Hello, this is Helen.

Oh, Olga, it's you.

No, not tonight.

Yes, tonight. The chauffeur called for you.

Well, okay.

In an hour. Goodbye.

You happy?

You really ought to go home now.

Satisfied?

But first, how about a bath, huh?

I thought it was your husband.

What if it was my husband?

I don't know. I didn't know you had one.

You're going to have lots of stories to tell.

Why? What's the matter?

You'll tell your buddies.

You had an affair.

And with a married woman.

Let's get dressed.

When will I see you again?

I'll let you know.

Come on.

Your mother will worry.

Clumsy, haven't he?

He's such a card.

Whose number is it?

Just call the number.

Not till I know.

It's the blonde. There, now you know.

Oh, the blonde. Don't put me on.

I still can't believe it myself.

Did she mention me?

No. Call her, will you?

Hey, lady, it's urgent.

What'll I say?

That I have a cold, that I'm sick. Say what you want.

I'm not able to call. I just want to see her reaction.

359-6221.

Hang up before her husband answers, okay?

359-6221. This is Helen.

Sounds like a message service.

Is that her?

Leave your name and phone number and she'll return your call.

Grab 30 seconds to record your message.

Did you hear that?

Well, leave a message, man.

Hello? It's me.

It's Julian.

All right, Mother, all right.

Oh, I have to go next door to call Oliver about my math notes.

Go on.

Where's your sister?

Downstairs.

Marie, get up here, will you?

Hi, Mrs. Tinderman. Do you mind if I use your phone?

No, of course not, Julian.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Marie, hurry up.

Coming, Mother.

3596221.

This is Helen's number, but Helen isn't home.

She's out of town for a few days.

If you love Helen...

Helen's not home. She's never home.

How come she's never there?

Hey, you know Martine's with?

Yes, I know she's with Capo.

3596221.

This is Helen's number, but Helen's still asleep.

If you love Helen, leave your name and phone number,

and she'll return your call as soon as she wakes up.

Function of big F,

then X is called the function of E.

Now, for each X in the E circle,

there's a corresponding Y in the F circle.

Helen's number, but Helen's out for the evening.

Call again in the morning,

or leave your name and number, and she'll return your call.

You have 30 seconds to record your message.

Hello, Helen. It's me.

If you love Julian, even just a little,

please leave a message at 230-9066

to call back Oliver.

No, you better say Oliver's sister.

Thanks and good night.

Good night. You're welcome, Julian.

See you again. And you want a phone?

I had dinner with the ambassador of the United States last evening,

and he'll help you with your passport.

You ought to be pleased.

You've got to go see him about extending your visa.

I'll at least make an effort.

Is this Chris, the son of the banker?

That's right.

Hello, Helen. It's me. If you love Julian, even just a little,

please leave a message at 230-9066

to call back Oliver.

No.

And who's Julian?

You've never met. It's just Julian, a friend of mine.

You're working the schools again.

He's young.

Like all of them were once young.

A full head of hair and smooth skin.

It's a change from those old hides burned onto a lamp.

They're fat, hairy and not funny.

Had too much to drink.

They have trouble laughing without starting to choke.

Julian's trim. He's strong and he's shy, even a little awkward.

Youth is so attractive.

How old is he? 17?

16?

15?

Love with him is new and fresh.

Oh, I know. And what's more, he's always ready.

Don't be such a fool.

It's my own life.

There we are.

Oh, man, do you dig them wheels?

How about that? Cool, eh?

Hey, the chick ain't so bad either.

Who the meck is she?

The chick or the car?

I'd rather have the car.

I'll take them both.

I just remembered, I'm sick.

Are you cutting, lad?

I sure am.

You lucky son of a bitch.

Where are you going?

There's a fight in the hallway, sir.

Well, what do you know?

You should have seen them. I wish I could see the look on their faces now.

I didn't know you were like that.

Oh, I didn't say a word. But when they saw the car, wow, they just flipped out.

You like showing off, don't you? Admit it.

Oh, a little, I guess.

What a pity. I was going to suggest we go somewhere special tonight.

Really? Where?

To the Lido. What do you think?

You're kidding. I don't even have a tie.

Oh, we can fix that.

Oh, no, it's too strict.

Think so?

Ah, yes. Try the other one.

We'll need some shirts, too, now.

We'll take that one and that one and whatever ties you choose.

Well, what do you think?

Very handsome.

Let's have a look.

Turn around, will you?

There.

Walk a little.

This way now.

Jimmy?

Only the left shoulder seems on the low side.

Oh, that's simple enough.

Good.

Obviously, the trousers need to be a bit shorter.

But it looks great otherwise.

Very good.

And don't forget about the socks.

Yes, of course, madam.

And he'll also be needing some dress shoes, OK?

Don't think she's my mother.

Ah, because she's not.

Oh, really?

Really.

You're a very lucky young man.

I'm not so young.

I'm almost 17.

Less 15% as you do.

Thank you.

And have it delivered to the house before 6 o'clock.

That will be difficult, madam.

Can you make it tomorrow about noon?

I'm sorry, but we can't wait.

It's for tonight.

Of course, we'll have it for you tonight, madam.

Fine.

Goodbye, young man.

Hello.

Can't it wait till tomorrow?

Okay, right away.

I have to go out, Julian.

I won't be gone for more than two hours.

Meanwhile, I want you to do your homework, okay?

Uh-huh.

I'll be right back. Be good now.

Okay, down, boy. Down, I said.

Anyone home?

I'll forget it.

Oh, jerk.

So long.

Champagne and oysters, and after that, well, after that, you know what?

Heh heh heh heh.

But Helen won't be home until late this evening.

If you leave your name and number, she'll be glad to return your call.

You have 30 seconds in which to record your message.

Hi, baby, it's me.

I just flew in from Istanbul, so put on your

sexiest dress and I'll pick you up in an hour.

First we'll have some champagne and oysters, and after that...

Well, after that, you know what?

Heh heh heh heh.

Well, I'll simply erase it.

So what if he is her husband?

So what does that mean he can treat her like a common whore?

Have you been studying hard?

Funny, but you look better in jeans.

Oh, come on. Don't let it get you down.

You're not bad either way.

Let it ring.

Brother, have I screwed up now?

I must join a bet that's him, or her husband.

Who is it?

So you were touching the tape recorder.

I hate to be spied on by jealous little boys.

It was just a mistake.

My eye.

You nosy, jealous little liar.

Get out.

Get out, I said.

Go on, get out.

But I thought we were going someplace.

Not anymore.

That'll teach you.

You could thank your father.

Thank you, Father.

Thank you, dear.

Look at Julian.

He's got a white suit on.

It's super.

Julian, let's have a look at you.

Well now, what's all this?

It's just a white suit.

Come on, I know very well it's white.

I'm not colorblind, you know.

You don't fool around.

And where did you get it?

Who cares?

He sure does look great.

You were the staying the night with Oliver.

I was supposed to, but now I'm not.

Answer me, where'd you get that outfit?

I lifted it.

Oh, you lifted it.

Where'd you lift it from?

A shopping center.

You think I'll swallow that?

It's the truth.

Oliver and I had a bet.

So you're a thief, huh?

You wouldn't have the nerve for that.

You're a damn liar.

You know, Charles, I've heard that people

steal a lot in those places.

Oh, they do, do they?

All the best people steal their clothes there.

You must take me for some kind of moron.

Now take that off.

The pants, too.

No more Sundays alone.

Next weekend, you come with us, there'll be no more wild parties.

And no more lies either, from now on.

I'm sorry, Dad, but that's impossible.

Sorry to butt in, but Julia's wanted on the phone.

It's Oliver's sister, or so she says.

Julian, come back here.

Sorry, excuse me.

Hello?

Helen?

Oh, Helen dear, what are you doing?

I'm on the phone.

I'll just be a minute.

This goes in the incinerator.

Charles, don't do that, please.

A suit like that is worth $100.

What if you think I give a damn?

This is going to clog up the incinerator.

Hello?

If you want to throw it out, that's fine with me.

I'll steal another one.

Hello?

Just a second, honey.

I cannot wait.

Don't be too long.

Hello?

Helen, it's me.

Friday evening in the bar of the hotel, OK?

What hotel?

Why, the Berkeley Hotel, of course.

If you want to, you can stay on, OK?

Stay?

For what?

The weekend.

So long, baby.

So while you spend the weekend with her, I'm all alone.

I feel left out.

No, you're my alibi.

I said we're on a camping trip.

So don't screw up if you see my folks.

Julian, bring me your woolen socks now.

If you don't, you're not going.

I want this damn thing dry.

Just what are you doing in the bathroom anyway?

Nothing.

I don't like you going camping with that capo.

You're not going with girls, are you?

Oh, really, mother?

Can I help you, sir?

No, thanks, no.

That is, maybe you can.

I'm looking for Helen.

Ah, you must be her brother.

That's right.

She's waiting in the bar.

Thank you.

Sorry.

That's all right.

Careful.

Junior!

Have you met my brother?

No, no. How do you do?

Well, I was about to leave.

Sit over here.

I'll be calling you in a week or two, huh?

Excuse me, young man.

Who is that creep?

He is not your husband.

And what's more, I'm not your brother.

Oh, my goodness.

You're getting to be quite a little man.

Throwing scenes like a big one.

What will it be for your little brother?

He's not my little brother.

He's my lover.

Nothing, thanks. Let's go.

What's all that stuff about?

That's to fool my folks. I said I was going camping.

Ooh! Why not, then?

You're kidding.

Not at all. You must never lie to your parents.

It's true, you must never lie to your parents.

But this is too much.

Come on, let's go.

Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!

Oh! Bastards!

Look out!

Stop! Stop!

Oh, my shoe!

Stop! Stop!

But I'm quite sure she's there.

Helen Miller, a young American.

She's been coming there for years, you know who I mean.

Miller, M-I-L-L-E-R, Helen.

Ah, Helen, why sure, one minute.

Yeah, there was no room free,

but we get special accommodation.

A call from Paris, miss.

Paris?

Hello?

Ellen, it's Olga.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Absconding with a minor to Tunisia?

No, not at all.

How's the weather?

It's marvelous.

What else do you want to know?

How would a few days in Germany sound to you?

Depends when.

They want you to be there by tomorrow.

Impossible.

Tomorrow's my day off.

We'll talk about it later on.

Later on will be too late.

Too bad.

We'll see about that.

We've got to get to the airport, fast.

You hear that, chicky-poo?

Let's go, huh?

Announcing the arrival of Tunis Air Flight 722 from Paris.

Gate C.

Tunis Air Flight 722,

from Paris,

gate C.

Take them up a little.

You bet.

One, two, three.

Oh, oh, oh, what's happening?

Julian, Julian, I'm stuck.

Oh, I'm stuck in here.

My eye!

Julian!

Ah, so this is the stud.

Well, smile, you're on TV.

Oh, come on now, you can do better than that.

Oh, God help us, he looks like a man of 40.

Take off those horrible glasses.

Ha ha, isn't he a cutie pie?

Yeah, a pair of contact lenses should do it.

You better go see Phillips, he's our oculist.

And put it on my account.

Okay, Olga, stop trying to get funny.

He's not one of your girls.

You think your act is funny?

You're hardly old enough to play Rob the Pravil.

Is Prince charming as good a fuck as all that?

That's none of your business.

Does anyone screw me?

I somehow doubt it.

Oh, well, at least we know the kid has spunk.

Tell me, just out of curiosity, what grade are you in?

Tenth. Why?

He's pretty advanced for his age, huh?

Yeah, he's just right.

I'll go down.

You'll catch the next plane tonight. You'll be new.

Your room is reserved at the Intercontinental House for Mr. Gibbons.

Say, you're his secretary.

Gibbell the minister?

That's the one.

He's spending a few days exploring nature's beauty.

You ought to make sure that he enjoys it.

I'm not much good at waltzing.

Then do your belly dance for him.

What's worth the effort is an important man.

What about Julian?

He's got to be back in school, you know.

Don't let it worry you. I'll treat him like my own son, I promise.

Not too bumpy for you?

No.

Julian?

Julian, you could at least say goodbye to me.

So long, pooch.

She's the wrong woman for you.

Oh, we'll see.

How do you expect to pass when you hand in a paper like that?

Teach, I ain't got no ambitions.

And besides, I like it here.

Come in.

This is getting to be a habit with you.

What's your excuse for today?

Your alarm clock? The bus break down on the way?

No, Teach. He's got a mistress.

Mr. Caporelli, leave the room, will you?

But it's true. He's screwing a married woman.

Get out, Mr. Caporelli!

Oh, okay. Okay.

Anyway, that's what he says.

But if you ask me, he's humping a two-bit whore man.

Class, will you sit down?

Come back here!

You know, Helen, I was told you were marvelous last night with Mr. Steiner.

You have a fabulous talent.

I would love to have you more often all to myself.

The two of us ought to make a good team.

If I'm not mistaken, are you proposing marriage?

Why, yes, in a way.

Well, you obviously can't go on living the life of...

Of what?

Don't be so sensitive.

A life of such complete confusion.

Aramis, come here. Come here, sweetheart.

Oh, it's nice to see you, boy. You know, I missed you.

You're a good boy. What a good boy you are.

Hello, it's Olga. Your little angel made it to school on time. I hope you're happy.

I'm beginning to understand you, though. He's a charmer.

But that's not what I'm calling about. You

have a date Wednesday at 8 p.m. with Jordan.

And you're leaving on Saturday, Wisconsin, with a Mr. McGregor. Over and out.

It's me, Julian.

I just want to tell you that you're nothing but a two-bit whore.

Bastard. You bastard.

Two-bit whore, am I?

Hey, keep off the grass, you!

Stupid whore. Where do you think you're going?

Oh, where do you go get laid?

Stupid whore.

Is your son there?

I know he's in school.

What do you want with him?

It's none of your business.

Hey, how much, baby? Just for an hour.

I was just asking.

Hey, you know, that looks to me like your married woman.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, over here, peaches.

Hello, Mr. Capple. I'm looking for your pal Julian.

Where can I find that brat?

I haven't the faintest idea.

Do you know where he went?

No, I haven't seen him.

There.

Squealer.

Hi, Helen.

Why didn't you hide into John while you were at it?

There's someone in it.

Let's go.

Buy me a drink, honey.

After all the free love-making you've had,

I think you might treat me to a drink or two, huh?

Why, sure, Helen, whatever you say.

Hey, Tony, the next round's on Julian.

Ah, when'd you get off?

All yours for 10 bucks.

Wouldn't you make love for that price?

Look, Helen, that's enough of that.

What'd I do?

I got trouble, officer.

There is a hooker here on the make.

Hey, hey, you guys.

Who wants to make love for 10 bucks?

Oh, I do.

Me, me, me.

Me, oh.

Me, too.

It's a bargain price.

I'll buy that.

What about me?

Me, too.

Buy.

Beat it.

Oh, I didn't mean it.

Oh, it's not so bad, you know.

Besides, you get accustomed to it, especially with Julian.

Go to hell.

You even wind up loving it.

Listen, Helen, stop it.

What for?

Oh, he must like my outfit.

Is it too flashy for you?

That wasn't so bad, was it, now?

Don't wipe it off.

Brings bad luck.

Even for free, you ought to give it a try.

It's much better than fooling around with yourself in bed.

Pick up the cops!

Stand back.

Out of the way.

You got the wrong neighborhood, dog.

Wait a minute.

This lady's with us, officer.

What lady?

Let's see what you're smoking.

Oh, it's nothing but hash.

OK, smartass, let's see your ID.

You let go.

Let's see.

You can claim it at headquarters.

Let me have the third degree now and save me the trip.

OK, come on, off you go.

Oh, screw you.

Get him!

Get him, governor!

Stop it, I say!

Come on!

All right, come on!

Come on!

All right, come on!

Everyone's under arrest!

All right, come on!

Take them all down to the precinct!

Hey, put your paws off!

Hey, what is this show?

What is this?

Get him in there!

Come on, what is this?

Pig!

You guys are making a big mistake.

Shut up, you little hood.

That's no two-bit whore you've got.

That broad won't put out for less than $500.

Now would you know?

Think of the overhead.

You asked Julian.

Yeah, and how should I know?

Call this gentleman, will you?

Ask him who Helen is.

You'll see she's got lots of influence.

They won't hold us for long.

There, what did I tell you?

How much do you think she earns?

Oh, somewhere around $10,000 a month minimum.

No fooling.

Well, yes, Commissioner.

Sorry, but we didn't know her.

Yes, Commissioner.

We're terribly sorry.

You're free to leave, miss.

Bye-bye.

You bitch.

Sit down!

Hey, you're not keeping us.

Hey, now we got homework to do.

Thank you.

I have to go to the police station. Thanks a lot.

I know it's not easy at your age, but that's going too far.

Well, are you coming or not?

It's not only me. It's your mother and your sisters.

Why don't you sleep with girls your own age? There are plenty that will.

They're almost all on the pill now.

You have to make it with some whore. It's bound to cause a scandal.

You wouldn't talk like that if you saw her.

Remember, I'm married to your mother.

Poor old folks.

You might treat your mother with more respect.

So there you are. Thanks, Julian. You happy now?

You've shamed your mother.

No, Susan. I think he's already heard more than enough.

And what's more, you even take sides with him.

Thank you, dear. I might have known.

Now stop it, please. This was a rough day, and I'm very tired, and I'm starving.

The poor man's starving. So am I starving.

I haven't eaten all day.

I wish you could have seen that cheap whore.

The paint on her. Two inches thick.

Look, mother, you're wrong about her. She really is a fine person.

All right, young man, I think you've said enough.

Haven't I got the right to talk? Well, why not?

Because even if I don't work, I do go to school all day.

Go to your room. Make a snappy.

Dirty fascist!

Oh, my God, I can't stand it.

Poor Julian.

Why kids do such things? Why do they do it?

What are you doing here?

Oh, you had another fight with father?

This is my brother.

Mind your manners.

I do hope you told him where you were going.

No.

Oh, Julian, that was mean.

You know how worried they get.

I'll call them right away.

There.

Go on.

I'm terribly sorry.

It's all right.

I'll see you soon.

Uh.

Was that a client?

You sure put one over on him.

He almost had me believing it.

Well?

Well, my mother called you a whore,

and that's something I can't bear.

But I am a whore.

Even you called me one.

Sure, but that's different.

Um, because I don't mind.

I apologize. Are you happy now?

Very.

Now, what are you doing here with that suitcase?

I've come to stay.

Have you?

You're impossible.

You just decided on your own to come here.

Well, now, you might have asked me what I think.

Don't you suppose?

What do you think?

No.

Get out of here.

Now, once was enough.

I'm staying this time.

Aramis, come show the young man out.

Oh, I'm not afraid of Aramis.

What's the matter, boy?

Hey, aren't we pals, aren't we, eh?

What's wrong with you, boy?

Aramis, oh.

Down, boy, down.

Hey, down, Aramis.

Call him off, will you?

What's wrong with you?

Aramis, show him out.

By the service entrance.

No.

Easy now.

Let go.

Let go of that.

Cut it out.

Down, Aramis.

Down.

There.

What's the trouble, kid?

Did you leave home? No place to go to?

Did your job pay well?

Not enough.

Man, if you want me to, I might ask the concierge.

But you gotta have your folks' permission.

They'd never let me.

Jaco!

Yeah?

Bring Miss Helen's car around.

Right away.

Don't say anything now.

Hey, what are you trying to pull?

Just a little prank, that's all.

You got some nerve, but good luck anyhow.

Helen, Helen, my dear Helen, I've been waiting for you.

Forgive the mess the house is in, will you?

These workmen will be the death of me. In there, dear.

You know what remodeling an old house is like.

The plasterers, painters, carpenters.

It's not just the workers.

The decorators with their incredibly bad taste.

That's why I wanted the benefit of your advice on certain details.

For your room, in particular.

I trust you haven't forgotten the proposition I made you.

No, no.

Here's to our union.

In every sense of the word.

Bitch.

What the hell?

Are you crazy?

He's a pig.

Stop that.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Bastard.

There. Now where do we go?

To your place.

All right.

We'll draw the drapes, bolt the door, and won't let anybody in.

Is that what you're thinking?

Yes, that's right.

And what am I gonna pay the rent with every

month if you keep beating my customers up?

Why are you being so stupid?

You're a pretty bright kid. Use your head a little.

I'm sick of the way you act.

I've had it.

I'm fed up with you.

Damn! Damn! Damn!

Why don't you fix up with a kid like you?

Now look, Julian, please just try to be serious.

You need money to live.

I don't own a thing in the world.

I still have to pay for the car.

The apartment's rented.

What's more, there's Aramis.

He has to live too, you know.

Start the car then.

I know a great spot in the country.

What if it rains?

We're not going camping.

It's where my parents go for their weekend.

Get out. Get out.

The joking's over.

We had all the fun we're going to.

I'm not a kid anymore.

Go on. Go back to your folks.

Your homework's waiting.

Get in.

Where are we going?

Wherever you see it.

As long as it's away from here.

He took his suitcase.

And he left his warmest sweater behind.

Oh my God, Charles!

Do you see what you've done?

You know you were too rough with him.

You should never have struck him, not in front of his sisters.

Oh, thanks a lot.

I may be too rough, but I'm too soft on him.

I wish you'd make your mind up.

Morning, Daddy.

Morning.

Go wash up now.

What's the matter, Mother?

Oh, nothing!

What are you going to do about it?

I'm going to make a little coffee.

Coffee?

He left without a word.

Now look, Mama, don't get so upset.

He's not the first kid to run away from home.

Alamis, come here.

Come here.

Alamis, come here.

Guess what?

Haven't got a key.

Wait a minute.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Whoops!

Did you break any bones?

No, no.

You're sure you're not hurt?

No.

See what it is.

Is Julia ready for school?

Um, no, he left a while ago.

Well, for once he won't be late.

Now then, are you going to notify the police?

No, I am not.

After yesterday's adventure, I've had enough of them.

You won't?

Well, then I suppose I have to.

No, you will not, you understand?

You will not.

Now look, let's try to be patient, shall we?

With who?

With her, or with Julia?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Julian! Lunch is ready!

Helen, I've caught one!

I'll get the net. You take the pole, okay?

Oh, okay.

Watch it.

Oh, Julia!

Our subject is done.

We have invited Mr. Gee Bear to our studios this afternoon to discuss the situation.

Did you see that trout?

My dad would have flipped.

With the big ones he says to play him out.

We wore him to death.

Look at that.

Look who's on TV.

I wish I'd known who he was.

I would have hit him harder.

Sit down.

Look.

Stop it, you're tickling me.

Come on.

We will have peace.

But until then I'm sure that the superpowers will

continue their escalation of arms production.

And increase their sales to the underdeveloped

countries without the least hesitation.

I shall have to proceed slowly, but surely.

He did beautifully.

Now may I remind you to join us tomorrow when we will be

interviewing the lovely lady, the beautiful Eileen Cole.

That's it, we're all finished.

Was I good?

Oh, what beautifully.

If you want we can do another one now.

No, you're on live, Mr.

No, I didn't know that.

Where's my coat?

You were just fabulous, Edward. I'm proud of you.

Well, have you heard anything?

Imagine her running off like that.

Doesn't make any sense.

I thought your girls took their work more seriously.

I watch what you're doing, will you?

Oh, excuse me.

Take it easy now.

Dirty little bastard.

And as for your girl, Helen.

She won't be hard to locate.

And she won't be the first foreign hooker I've had expelled.

You needn't get upset about it, Edward.

Our dogs will pick up the scent.

No, no, no, no. You call off your dogs. I'm going to get her by myself.

In my position, it's not very difficult.

The police?

To start with.

Murder on the legs, huh?

Mr. Champlain?

Yes?

It's about your son.

The name is Julian.

Is that right?

That's right.

Nothing's happened to him.

That's what we want to know.

You tell us.

Now look, who are you anyhow?

Police.

Well, what do you want then?

Your son has run away from home, hasn't he?

I'm afraid you're wrong.

He's in school, same as usual.

You were just there.

Why didn't you inform us of your son's disappearance?

You know, madam, that's serious.

Well, if you're so concerned about it,

come back tonight, on my husband's home.

I'm not going to let you go.

I'm going to tell you what happened.

When my husband's home.

We're only trying to help, madam.

It's our duty to help when folks ask for it.

But I haven't asked you to help me.

It's none of your business.

If you don't get your butts out of here this minute,

I'll get the cops after you.

Shit.

You said it.

You stay here, Aramis.

You stay here with Julian.

You like Julian.

He's your friend.

Julian's the one who needs you now.

You look after him, will you?

Understand?

You're my present to him.

My souvenir.

There's a woman asking for you. It's about Julian, or I think.

Charles? What's happened?

Explain it to her.

What's to explain? It's some woman, Odd.

Hello.

Mr. Champion?

Julian's all right.

He's at your country place.

That's very kind of you.

He nearly caught a 30-pound trout yesterday.

Anyway, that's what he says.

Tell him that.

You can tell him that.

I only left because I love him.

I left a little souvenir for Julian.

I hope it won't be too cumbersome for you.

Helen?

Helen!

Did you say anything to you, Aramis?

Don't worry, I just went out to do some errands. Helen.

Hey, come on. That's Helen.

Hey, go away. Go away, will ya?

Nice doggy.

It's all right. He's my father.

Quiet, Aramis.

Don't worry. He's not need.

You sure?

Hey, pretty chilly, huh?

You got any coffee?

Just warming it up right now.

How'd you know I was here?

Yeah.

He'll have coffees for the birds.

You ready, Julian? We have to go.

Helen's coming back any second.

I don't want to worry her.

I suppose you don't think we were worried?

It's not the same thing.

You sure?

She told me where to find you.

I don't believe it.

Have they ever lied to you?

She wouldn't have left Aramis.

It's a souvenir, she said.

He's a little cumbersome.

That's what she told me.

Coming, Julian?

Let's go home now, miss.

Aren't you eating?

I'm not hungry.

Dad, can I make a phone call?

If you like.

359-6221.

That's Helen's number.

But Helen doesn't live here anymore.

If you love Helen, please don't call her back.

I went fishing yesterday.

Almost caught a 30-pounder.

Yes, that's what she said.

She also said to tell you, she told me that she left you

because she loved you.

What do we do with this hound of yours?

You know, we don't have that much room.

It'll work out, you'll see.

And if you treat him right, I've got your paper for him.

I can see the look in your mother's face.

I've been willing to bet he eats five pounds of meat every day.

More.

Oh, my God.

Ellen usually orders T-bones for him.

T-bones?

You're going to have to start working overtime then.

Good thing he doesn't like filet mignon, huh?

Dad.

It's all right.

You'll be all right, son.