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Coin collecting is considered
the perfect hobby.
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...beautiful putt right
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there good birdie.
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That's only the... eighth
birdie of the day.
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What?
Why are you looking at me?
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You want to go outside?
Outside?
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Outside?
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Are you kidding me?!
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- Come on!
- Oh, my God.
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- What's wrong?
- Your idiot dog!
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Oh, he he didn't mean it, dad.
Did you, snuffles?
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You're a good boy.
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Don't praise him now, Morty!
He just peed on the carpet!
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Bad dog! Bad!
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Morty, come on.
I need your help tonight.
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Hey, wait, hold on
a second, Rick.
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You wouldn't by any chance have
some sort of crazy science thing
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you could whip up that
might help make this dog
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a little smarter, would you?
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I thought the whole point of having
a dog was to feel superior, Jerry.
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If I were you, I wouldn't pull
that thread.
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Come on, Morty.
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Listen, Rick,
if you're gonna stay here rent-free
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and use my son for
your stupid science,
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the least you could do is put a little
bit of it to use for the family.
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You make that dog smart or...
Morty's grounded!
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- Ha-ha!
- Aw, man!
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Boy, you really got me up against
a wall this time, Jerry.
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All right, ruffles...
What's his name?
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Snuffles.
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Snuffles, shake.
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Roll over.
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Go to the bathroom.
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- Holy crap!
- No way.
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Yeah, you're at the top
of your game now, Jerry.
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Have fun.
Come on, Morty.
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- That was fantastic, Rick!
- Yeah, Morty, if you like that,
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boy, you're you're really going
to flip your lid over this one.
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W-w-w-what is it?
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It's a device, Morty,
that when you put it in your ear,
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you can enter people's
dreams, Morty.
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It's just like that movie that
you keep crowing about.
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- You talking about "Inception"?
- That's right, Morty.
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This is gonna be
a lot like that,
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except, you know, it's
gonna maybe make sense.
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"Inception" made sense.
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You don't have to try
to impress me, Morty.
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Listen, tonight we're gonna go
into the home of your math teacher,
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Mr. Goldenfold, and
we're gonna incept the idea
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in his brain to give you
A's in math, Morty.
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That way you can, you know,
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y-you're gonna help me with my
science, Morty, all the time.
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Geez, Rick, in the
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time it took you to make this
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thing, couldn't you have just,
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you know, helped me with my
homework?
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Are you listening to me, Morty?
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Homework is stupid.
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The whole point is
to get less of it.
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Come on, let's just get
over there and deal with this thing.
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W-we're gonna incept your
teacher.
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You're frustrating me.
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You don't know me!
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Nice, Mrs. Pancakes real nice.
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Next week on "The days and
nights of Mrs. Pancakes"...
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You don't know me!
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Then let me get to know yo,
damn it!
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Uh-oh! Spoilers!
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I'm a full season behind.
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Wow, Rick, I can't
believe we're sitting around,
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standing around in
Mr. Goldenfold's house.
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It's really weird.
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It's about to get a
whole lot weirder, Morty.
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Wheat thins. Wheat thins.
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I'll take two.
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Oh, I think you've had
enough, sir.
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You don't know me.
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All right, Morty,
time to make our move.
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Make it bounce.
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No, you didn't.
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Oh, jiggle it now.
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You better stop with that.
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Allahu akbar!
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We're gonna take
control of this plane!
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We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith
gets better grades in math!
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Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!
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The name's not buddy.
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It's Goldenfold.
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Nice to wheat you!
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Take cover, Morty!
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Ooh!
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Goldenfold's got more
control here than I anticipated.
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I mean, the guy teaches
high-school math.
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I didn't take him for an
active dreamer.
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We got to take him out so he
wakes up, Morty.
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But we can't get killed.
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If you get killed in someone else's
dream, you die for real, Morty.
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What?!
Are you kidding me?!
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Ohhhhhh!
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Don't be a baby!
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You avoid getting shot in real
life all the time, Morty.
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Just do the same thing here, and
we'll be fine!
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Now bring me my slippers.
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Now, be my footstool, snuffles.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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- This is a dog.
- Oh, yeah.
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This should play out just fine.
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You said the same thing,
equally sarcastically,
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at our wedding and guess what.
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Oh, my God.
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He's trying to tell us
something.
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That is so awesome.
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Aw, he's saying
"I love lasagna".
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He's saying "I love Obama".
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So cute!
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I'm posting this online, like,
right now.
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I should call Bob Saget.
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Is that still a thing?
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Hmm?
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Goldenfold, we're coming out!
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We just want to talk!
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Why would I negotiate with you?
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Because we're both rational adults
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that don't want
anything bad to happen.
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And because I have a human shield.
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Mrs. Pancakes!
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Oh, no, Morty.
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His subconscious is panicking.
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Run!
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Relax, Morty.
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Look!
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Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute.
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Come on!
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Hey, you don't know me!
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Oh, no, Rick, look!
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Goldenfold landed the plane,
and he's created a mechanical
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arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes out
of the air while he lets us fall
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- into a giant vat of lava!
- Pretty concise, Morty.
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Looks like we've merely
prolonged the inevitable.
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That's it, Morty!
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Prolonging the inevitable!
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Listen, if we go into
Mrs. Pancakes' dream,
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everything will go 100
times slower, Morty.
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That'll buy us some time to
figure this out!
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You don't know m-
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All right, let's go.
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Oh, man, Rick, this is
pretty weird.
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Don't judge, Morty.
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Okay.
All right, well...
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Look, Mrs. Pancakes is
right over there.
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I'll just go ask her to tell
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goldenfold not to kill us when
she wakes up.
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Whoa, whoa, Morty, the
trick to incepting is making
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people think they came up with
the idea.
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Listen to me.
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If we're gonna incept
Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend.
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I'll talk to you after lunch.
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Ooh, hey!
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Ooh, oh!
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Oh, man.
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Come and join us.
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I'm sorry. No, no.
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- Ooh, come here!
- No, thanks!
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Ooh, wow!
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- Come over here, baby!
- No, I'm okay.
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Whoa!
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Summer?!
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Hey, there, stranger.
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What do you think
of these things?
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Ohh! Oh! Gross!
Gross!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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What's the matter with you,
Morty?
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Calm down!
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You're kind of killing the vibe
in here.
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It's Summer!
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Aw, geez.
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Looks like goldenfold has some
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predilections so shameful he
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buries them in the dreams of the
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people in his dreams,
including a pervy attraction
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to your underage sister.
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Can you blame him?
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Come on, old man, little boy.
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Let's make an inter-generational
sandwich.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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Put some clothes on, for Pete's
sake!
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This is disgusting!
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- I'm gonna puke!
- I can't take it, Rick!
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Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure
chamber are punishable by death!
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Off with their heads!
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Time to go another
dream deep, Morty!
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What the hell?
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Why would Mr. goldenfold's dream
version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream
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version of a centaur be dreaming
about a scary place like this, Rick?
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Geez, I don't know, Morty.
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Wha-what do you want from me?
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Welcome to your
nightmare, bitch!
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- Oh, here we go!
- Holy crap!
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Looks like some sort of
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legally safe knock-off of an
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'80s horror character with
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miniature swords for fingers
instead of knives.
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I'm scary Terry.
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You can run, but you
can't hide, bitch!
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Whoa! Hey, buddy.
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What you got going on there?
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Snuffles fix.
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Make better.
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Humans understand snuffles now?
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That... is... awesome!
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Snuffles want to be understood.
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Snuffles need to be understood.
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Okay, yeah.
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I get what Beth was
talking about.
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Fun's over.
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Whoa, dad, you can't,
like, endow a creature
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with sentience and
then rip it away.
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- Why not?
- I don't know.
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It's Indian giving.
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A sophisticated predator,
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nature's perfect killing
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machine, the vicious wolf
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stalks its prey with purpose
and skill.
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It was only with years of
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selective breeding
and genetic altering
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that this noble beast
was transformed into man's
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subservient little buddy.
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Aw! Oh, my God!
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He recognizes the other dogs on TV.
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"A," "b"
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his name is scary Terry
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"C," "d"
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he's very scary
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Holy crap!
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We have to escape into
someone else's dreams, Morty!
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Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
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"E," "f"
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he'll design your death
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The little girl!
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Huh?
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"J," "k," he'll really ruin
your day
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Are you kidding me?
This again?
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Oh, man, it looks like we've
hit dream bedrock here, Morty.
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Oh, geez, Rick.
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W-w-whoa, this isn't good.
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Nothing but fear from here on
out, bitch!
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Ohhhh!
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Holy crap, Morty.
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He can travel through dreams.
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He can travel through dreams!
We're so screwed!
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Where are my testicles, Summer?
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Where are my testicles, Summer?
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They were removed.
Where have they gone?
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Oh, wow.
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That's an intense line of
questioning, snuffles.
258
00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,645
Do not call me that!
259
00:10:26,439 --> 00:10:28,174
"Snuffles" was my slave name.
260
00:10:28,299 --> 00:10:32,544
You shall now call me snowball,
because my fur is pretty and white.
261
00:10:32,669 --> 00:10:35,574
Okay, snowball, just
calm down, okay?
262
00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:36,944
You're scaring me.
263
00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,375
Scaring you?
264
00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,414
Tell me, Summer, if a human was
265
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,044
born with stumpy legs, would
266
00:10:42,169 --> 00:10:43,444
they breed it with another
267
00:10:43,569 --> 00:10:45,515
deformed human and put their
268
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,160
children on display like the
dachshund?
269
00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:47,914
Uhhh...
270
00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:48,539
Hey.
271
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,574
Oh, wow.
272
00:10:50,699 --> 00:10:53,215
Okay, is is is everything
okay in here?
273
00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:55,875
Jerry, come to rub my face in
urine again?
274
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,150
No!
275
00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:01,444
No, we were... uh, just seeing if
Summer wanted to... uh...
276
00:11:01,569 --> 00:11:05,174
Go on, um, one of our
famous midnight family walks!
277
00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:06,275
Yeah. Totally.
278
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,700
Let's go.
279
00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:13,269
You will walk when it is time
to walk.
280
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,245
What are we here for again?
281
00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:20,215
Incepting?
282
00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,715
We're trying to incept
me to get an "A" in math?
283
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,375
Oh, yeah.
284
00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:26,745
Buckle up, bitch!
285
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,174
Man, he sure says "bitch" a lot!
286
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,245
You can run, but you
can't hide, bitch!
287
00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:34,314
Hold on, Morty.
288
00:11:34,439 --> 00:11:35,574
Y-you know what?
289
00:11:35,699 --> 00:11:37,215
He keeps saying we can run but
we can hide.
290
00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,875
- I say we try hiding.
- But that's the opposite of what-
291
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,845
Yeah, well, since when are we taking
this guy's advice on anything?
292
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:43,875
Hey, you know what?
293
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,674
You got a really good
point there, Rick.
294
00:11:45,799 --> 00:11:46,999
Like, if the truth was that we
295
00:11:47,069 --> 00:11:48,414
could hide, it's not like he'd
296
00:11:48,539 --> 00:11:50,544
be sharing that information with
us, you know?
297
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,375
I-I-I think it's a
good idea, Rick.
298
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,269
Worst-case scenario
we're back to running.
299
00:12:00,539 --> 00:12:01,475
Wow, you know what?
300
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,775
I mean, it looks like we could
have just hid this whole time.
301
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,420
Boy, Rick, that was
some good thinking.
302
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,375
Thanks, Morty.
303
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,674
Yeah, it's nice to be on the
same page every once in a while.
304
00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:10,875
You can run...
305
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,645
But you can't hide!
306
00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:17,819
Oh, this is perfect, Morty.
Look at that.
307
00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:19,015
He's getting sleepy.
308
00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:21,444
Just a little bit longer before
he calls it a day.
309
00:12:21,569 --> 00:12:24,400
That's when we make our move.
310
00:12:29,439 --> 00:12:31,674
Snuffles, we didn't
mean you any harm!
311
00:12:31,799 --> 00:12:33,275
This is a huge misunderstanding.
312
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,544
Dad, he wants to be
called snowball.
313
00:12:35,669 --> 00:12:38,645
Well, I'm not calling him that.
That's ridiculous.
314
00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,715
You're being very aggressive,
Jerry.
315
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,515
Perhaps tomorrow Dr. scraps will solve
that problem with a bit of surgery.
316
00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:49,068
You think you can control me
with a haircut?
317
00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:58,250
Hi, honey. You're home early.
318
00:12:58,270 --> 00:13:00,375
- How was your day?
- I don't want to talk about it!
319
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,544
Oh, of course.
320
00:13:01,669 --> 00:13:04,029
- You never want to talk about it.
- Get off my back, bitch!
321
00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:08,444
Out there. Not in here.
322
00:13:08,569 --> 00:13:11,074
Yeah, I know, I know.
323
00:13:11,199 --> 00:13:14,775
I shouldn't take my anger out
on you or scary Brandon.
324
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,574
I love you, Melissa.
325
00:13:16,699 --> 00:13:19,615
I love you, too, Terry.
326
00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:20,975
Morty, this is perfect.
327
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,845
After a little scary coitus,
328
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,550
they should be fast asleep and
then we'll incept him.
329
00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:31,645
Looks like scary Terry's
having a nightmare.
330
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,845
Oh, boy, Rick.
331
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,211
I can only imagine what horrible
things must, you know...
332
00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:38,544
...scare scary Terry.
333
00:13:39,669 --> 00:13:42,674
Oh, no!
I'm late to class, bitch!
334
00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:45,140
Oh, no!
I'm not wearing any pants!
335
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,975
Ah, well, Mr. Terry,
336
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:52,515
why don't you tell the whole class
the proper wordplay to use when
337
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,044
one is chasing one's victim
through a pumpkin patch?
338
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,400
Oh... um...
339
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,074
"Bitch."
340
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:04,745
Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think
of a pun involving pumpkins, bitch?
341
00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:05,944
Hey, leave him alone!
342
00:14:06,069 --> 00:14:07,814
Yeah, this is a bunch
of bullcrap.
343
00:14:07,939 --> 00:14:10,780
Who cares what stupid pun you
make when you kill someone?
344
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,780
Why don't you let the poor guy
say whatever he wants?
345
00:14:12,799 --> 00:14:14,145
Well, I never!
346
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,145
I-I see no reason to stand here
and take this.
347
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,544
You're putting too much pressure
on yourself, scary Terry.
348
00:14:20,669 --> 00:14:23,414
You know, I mean, y-you're
perfectly scary enough as it is.
349
00:14:23,539 --> 00:14:24,674
Hey, yo, scary T.,
350
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:27,414
don't even trip about your
pants... dawg.
351
00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:28,615
Here's a pair on us, fool.
352
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,574
Aww, bitch.
353
00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:30,845
I don't know what to say.
354
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,699
You don't need to say anything.
355
00:14:32,799 --> 00:14:33,775
We got you, dawg.
356
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:34,845
You're our boy, dawg.
357
00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:36,538
Don't even trip.
358
00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:46,314
Oh, hey, it's you guys!
359
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,475
I haven't seen him this
relaxed in years.
360
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,944
If you guys ever need
anything, just say the word.
361
00:14:52,069 --> 00:14:56,164
As a matter of fact, Terry, there is
something you could help us with.
362
00:14:56,539 --> 00:14:58,645
"Q," "r," you won't get very far
363
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:00,745
I always hated that song!
364
00:15:05,569 --> 00:15:07,715
These halves don't belong
together, bitch!
365
00:15:11,799 --> 00:15:14,400
Sex is sacred!
366
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:23,875
This is because you don't give
Morty Smith good grades, bitch!
367
00:15:25,439 --> 00:15:27,914
Holy crap! God damn!
368
00:15:28,039 --> 00:15:29,745
I know one thing for sure...
369
00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:33,814
I'm giving Morty an "A" in math,
and that's my idea.
370
00:15:33,939 --> 00:15:35,899
That is an original thought.
371
00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:42,944
What the hell?
372
00:15:43,069 --> 00:15:45,544
Out of the frying pan
dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty?
373
00:15:45,669 --> 00:15:46,975
Oh, man, what's going on?
374
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,674
Well, it's possible
that your dog became self-aware
375
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:52,319
and made modifications on the
cognition amplifier, then turned
376
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,715
on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after
377
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,444
learning about humanity's cruel
subjugation of his species,
378
00:15:56,569 --> 00:15:59,174
but your guess is as
good as mine, Morty.
379
00:15:59,299 --> 00:16:02,615
I can't believe how mean snuffles
got just because he's smart.
380
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,044
This is why I choose to get C's.
381
00:16:04,169 --> 00:16:05,840
Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer.
382
00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:07,814
- Dad!
- Rick!
383
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,399
- Oh, thank God, Morty.
- Oh, you're welcome.
384
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,044
All right, let's get
out of here.
385
00:16:13,169 --> 00:16:15,515
If we hurry we can set
up camp in a sewer tunnel
386
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,600
or something before the dogs
completely take over.
387
00:16:17,669 --> 00:16:18,615
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
388
00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:19,740
We're not going anywhere.
389
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,944
This is my house.
I'm not abandoning it.
390
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:23,275
It's all over, Jerry.
391
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,645
The dogs are on a path to total
world domination.
392
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:28,269
But, hey, at least they know not
to piss on your carpet, right?
393
00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:30,845
Wait a minute.
I have an idea.
394
00:16:32,299 --> 00:16:35,169
Gentlemen, a moment
of your time.
395
00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:37,944
See that?
396
00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:39,975
I'm peeing all over
your special guns.
397
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:44,444
That means I own them.
398
00:16:44,569 --> 00:16:46,944
Bad person. Bad.
399
00:16:47,069 --> 00:16:48,115
Ooh, great plan, Jerry.
400
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,698
Bring the boy to me.
401
00:16:53,169 --> 00:16:54,475
You were always kind to me,
402
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,615
Morty.
403
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:58,174
That's why I will leave you with
your testicles.
404
00:16:58,299 --> 00:17:02,015
From now on, you will be my best
friend and live by my side.
405
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:06,415
Th-thanks, snuffles.
406
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,675
Begin phase two.
407
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:13,114
Fighting continues as the dog army
captures the eastern seaboard.
408
00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:14,715
It appears clear at this time...
409
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:19,644
that the era of human superiority
has come to a bitter end.
410
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,144
Please! Please don't kill me!
411
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,745
What's she saying, bill?
412
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,438
I think she's saying,
"I love lasagna."
413
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,800
Mmm.
414
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:51,745
Thank you, Fido.
415
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:52,874
Rick!
416
00:17:52,999 --> 00:17:53,975
I thought you were dead!
417
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,614
No, no, no, I was just
playing dead.
418
00:17:55,739 --> 00:17:56,739
Good news, though, Morty.
419
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:57,975
This whole thing's gonna be over
really soon.
420
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,945
- What?
- It's a dream, Morty.
421
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,245
We're in your dog's dream.
422
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:04,215
The night the dogs captured us,
after you cried and crapped your pants,
423
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,914
we all went to sleep.
424
00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:08,948
Then I used my dream inceptors to put
the two of us inside snuffles' dream.
425
00:18:09,199 --> 00:18:11,044
But I-it's been like a
whole year!
426
00:18:11,169 --> 00:18:12,314
It's been six hours.
427
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:15,015
Dreams move one one-hundredth
the speed of reality, and dog time
428
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,245
is one-seventh human time.
429
00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:18,344
So, you know, every day here is
like a minute.
430
00:18:18,469 --> 00:18:21,129
It's like "Inception," Morty,
so if it's confusing and stupid,
431
00:18:21,169 --> 00:18:22,644
then so is everyone's
favorite movie.
432
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,715
Aw, man.
I really liked this life.
433
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,644
Well, at least I didn't really
crap my pants.
434
00:18:27,769 --> 00:18:30,044
No, no, that happened
before you went to sleep, Morty.
435
00:18:30,169 --> 00:18:31,814
You're sleeping in your crap
right now.
436
00:18:31,939 --> 00:18:32,979
Out of all the things that
437
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,260
happened to you, that was the
438
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,074
only real thing that, you know,
is that you crapped your pants.
439
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,814
I mean, it's a mess out there.
440
00:18:38,939 --> 00:18:40,314
I got some on my hands, Morty,
441
00:18:40,439 --> 00:18:41,775
and then I got it on the dream
442
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,275
inceptor, and a piece fell in my
mouth.
443
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,175
Aw, man, geez!
Seriously?
444
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,314
Look, d-d-d-don't worry
about it, Morty.
445
00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:49,040
Here, here take these, Morty.
Take these.
446
00:18:49,864 --> 00:18:51,970
Are these pills supposed to wake
me up, or something?
447
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:52,844
Close.
448
00:18:52,969 --> 00:18:54,569
It's gonna make your kidneys
shut down.
449
00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:55,275
What?!
450
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,314
It's necessary for the
plan, Morty.
451
00:18:57,439 --> 00:18:59,574
Don't even trip, dawg.
452
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,275
It's pretty bad,
emperor snowball.
453
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,445
We're gonna need to
do another operation.
454
00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:07,044
Anything.
Anything for my precious Morty.
455
00:19:07,169 --> 00:19:09,775
Sir, as your accountant,
I must advise you that these
456
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,745
medical expenses are putting you
in serious financial jeopardy.
457
00:19:12,870 --> 00:19:14,245
You could lose your kingdom.
458
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,945
To hell with my kingdom,
bean counter.
459
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:20,415
I would trade it all for my
human's health and happiness.
460
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,715
Do you think they would have
done this for us?
461
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:26,215
We are not them!
462
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:27,998
We are not... them.
463
00:19:36,739 --> 00:19:38,144
Assemble the troops.
464
00:19:38,269 --> 00:19:40,515
I've made a decision.
465
00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:42,245
Taking over the human's world
466
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:45,745
will lead to nothing but more
heartbreak, more cruelty.
467
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:49,374
Instead, we will go to a new
world and colonize it with
468
00:19:49,499 --> 00:19:53,874
a society of intelligent dogs,
one that will not make the same
469
00:19:53,999 --> 00:19:57,975
mistakes as humanity and one where
pet insurance will be mandatory.
470
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:00,374
I'm gonna miss you, snowball.
471
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:01,915
You can call me snuffles,
472
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,698
Morty, and I'm going to miss
you, too, very much.
473
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:15,915
Jerry?
474
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,044
I'm sorry.
475
00:20:17,169 --> 00:20:19,544
It's just like the end of
"Old Yeller."
476
00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:21,475
Oh, Jerry.
477
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,175
You mean because
it had dogs in it.
478
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,314
Wow!
479
00:20:24,439 --> 00:20:27,245
A whole world populated
by intelligent dogs.
480
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:28,844
I wonder what it'll
be like, Rick.
481
00:20:28,969 --> 00:20:30,445
I think it will be great, Morty.
482
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:32,844
You know...
it could be developed in-into
483
00:20:32,969 --> 00:20:35,144
a very satisfying project for
people of all ages.
484
00:20:35,269 --> 00:20:37,775
I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for
at least 11 minutes a pop.
485
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,844
You know, may-maybe they'll do
it board-driven.
486
00:20:39,969 --> 00:20:42,250
You know, that's a
real comforting idea, Rick.
487
00:20:43,439 --> 00:20:44,614
What do you know, Morty?
488
00:20:44,739 --> 00:20:46,089
What do you know?
489
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,515
Hi, guys. I'm your new
teacher for scary class.
490
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,475
My name is
scary Mr. Johnson.
491
00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:23,491
Uh, actually, you know what?
492
00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:24,874
That's my dad's name, so
493
00:21:24,999 --> 00:21:27,874
why don't you just call me
scary Glenn, yeah?
494
00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:30,115
So, anyway, I understand
your previous teacher
495
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:33,245
was having you work on
fundamentals of fear.
496
00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:34,415
Which is what is that?
497
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:35,844
You know?
498
00:21:35,969 --> 00:21:37,314
So, uh, here here's what I say...
499
00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:41,644
you can't learn anything
until you learn... how to chill.
500
00:21:41,769 --> 00:21:43,869
Oooh!
501
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,438
This is how you dream, bitch.
502
00:21:48,463 --> 00:21:53,463
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