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NARRA TOR. Good evening,ladies and gentlemen.
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Now, sit backand make yourselves comfortable,
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for tonight we turn back the pages of time
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to relive those cherished memoriesof your childhood days
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when you dwelt in a land of make-believe
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with the lovable charactersof old Mother Goose.
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Now, here is one of your favorites.
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Mistress Mary, quite contrary,how does your garden grow?
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I'm so terribly sorry,
but confidentially, it stinks.
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And then there is,'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
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'Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. '
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(CHUCKLING) Didn't even hurt me.
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Remember Jack and Jill?
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Jack and Jill went up the hillto fetch a pail of water.
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Jack came down...
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(IMPA TIENTL Y) Jack and Jillwent up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
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Jack came down...
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(CLEARS THROA T)
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Jack and Jill went up the hillto fetch a pail of water!
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(CHUCKLING) The heck with the water!
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And you couldn't forgetthis sweet little girl.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffeteating her curds and whey,
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when along came a spiderand sat down beside her...
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Hello!
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(SPIDER SCREAMS)
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Remember the old, mean wolfwho chased the Three Little Pigs?
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I'll huff
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and I'll puff
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and I'll blow your house in!
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Why don't some of my best friends
tell me these things?
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Ah, the Parade of the Wooden Soldiers.
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Notice the precision and perfect cadenceof these well-trained toys.
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Heads erect, shoulders backas they march in perfect formation.
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Left, right, left, right! Left, right, left, right!
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And here we find a lonesome dogreciting one of your old favorites,
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'Star Light, Star Bright. '
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Star light, star bright,
first star I see tonight,
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I wish I may, I wish I might
have the wish I wish tonight.
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I wish I had...
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(PANTING EX CITEDLY)
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,Jack jump over the candlestick.
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There's nothing to it. Just fast.
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Speedy, that's me.
Flames didn't even touch me.
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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
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She had so many children,she didn't know what to do.
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(BABIES CRYING)
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Remember little Hiawathaand his bow and arrow?
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I shot an arrow into the air.
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It fell to earth I know not where.
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Listen, doc, be a little more careful
where you shoot these things.
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(SILENTNIGHTPLAYING)
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Christmas. What a beautiful sight.
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So peaceful. So quiet.
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'Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the house
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not a creature was stirring,not even a mouse.
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(QUIETLY) Merry Christmas.
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Quiet!
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(VOICE ECHOING)
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