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(BUGS EX CLAIMS)
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Wow! What a belt!
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These Pennsylvania hardwoods
ain't too soft.
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Who is that
delicious young creature, Emily?
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Oh. Oh, good morning, ladies... Lady.
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Could you tell me
the shortest route to Pittsburgh?
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Doesn't he look sweet
and crunchy, Agatha?
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Oh, well, never mind.
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I'll just check at that motel over there.
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Boy, they don't make
places like this anymore.
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Be a wonderful place for a vacation.
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(CHIMING)
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Sorry to disturb you, sir.
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I know it's late,
but I seem to be off me course.
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COUNT: No, no, it's never too late.
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Come in.
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Yeah, well, you see,
I just want to call me travel agency.
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They've routed me off me route.
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Boy, keen-looking lobby they got here.
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Telephones, telephones...
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Why do hotels
always hide their telephone booths?
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Oh, yeah. You must be the headwaiter.
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Count Bloodcount at your service, sir.
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Yeah. Well, look, Con,
about those telephones...
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Telephones? Telephones?
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Oh, yes. Right this way.
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Say, nice little plant you've got here, doc.
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Interesting decor. Homey. Comfortable.
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Nice recreational facilities.
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Nothing like family portraits
to brighten up a place, I always say.
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COUNT: This is your room.
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Yeah, sure, doc.
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But I don't want a room.
I just want a telephone.
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Rest first. Telephone tomorrow.
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Rest is good for the blood.
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(YAWNING)
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Well, I am a little fah-tee-gued.
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Goodbye, little friend.
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I mean, good night.
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Asleep yet?
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Nope.
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Well, ring if you need anything.
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Cup of cyanide or like that.
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Same old problem.
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I just can't sleep in a strange bed,
no matter how nice the place is.
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Hey, that's what I need. Something to read.
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Magic Words and Phrases.
Sounds interesting. Yeah.
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Hmm. "Magic can be performed
either by potions
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"or by the use of magic words and phrases.
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"Among the most powerful of these
is the word aba... Abracadabra."
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Yeah. Oh, sure, it is. Sick humor.
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It is to laugh. Magic words.
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Golly, what big mosquitoes
they do have around here.
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Hold still, you little devil. There!
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"Another highly useful magic word
is hocus-pocus."
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Anyone we know, Agatha?
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No. Splendid-looking specimen, though.
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Boy, I hope the restaurant's still open.
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I haven't eaten since I left Cucamonga.
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(BUGS HUMMING)
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(SINGING) Abracadabra
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Another one?
They ought to screen this place.
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(COUGHING)
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(BUGS HUMMING)
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(SINGING) Hocus-pocus
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I am a vampire.
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Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra.
I'm an umpire!
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Hocus-pocus. I'm a bat.
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Okay, I'm a bat, too. Abracadabra!
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You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on,
would you?
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COUNT: Hocus-pocus!
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Now I crush you!
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Abracadabra.
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(CRASHING)
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COUNT: (MUFFLED) Hocus-pocus.
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Abracadabra.
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(CRASHING)
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COUNT: (MUFFLED) Hocus-pocus.
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Abracadabra.
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(CRASHING)
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Abraca-pocus.
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Hmm. Hocus-cadabra.
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Newport News.
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Wow, I can do better than that.
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Walla Walla, Washington.
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Oh, girls!
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Emily, look! It's our little friend.
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Look, Emily!
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AGATHA: Isn't it romantic?
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I always said four heads
are better than one.
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Well, a telephone at last.
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Hello, operator?
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Will you please get me
the Acme Travel Service
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in Perth Amboy, USA?
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(HUMMING)
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(SINGING) Abraca-pocus
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Hello, operator?
You can cancel that call, please.
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I think I'll fly home instead.
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