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Huh, weird.
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What?
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Well, this article says to put
cabbage leaves in your bra
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when you're ready
to stop breastfeeding.
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Why would you do that?
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To help dry up your milk.
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Wh-What happens
to the cabbage leaves?
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That's your question?
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Good news, my mail's finally
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coming to this address.
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Oh, joy.
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Check it out.
What's that?
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My very first credit card.Oh.
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You never had one before?
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Nope. Blockbuster card,
Subway card.
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That's it.
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Not even a library card?
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Good one.
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Congrats, son.
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This is going right next
to my driver's license.
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Maybe it's time
to retire the Velcro.
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Why? It still works.
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Now you just be careful.
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Those cards can
get you in trouble.
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Mm, Amanda knows
a thing or two about that.
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Don't you, Amanda?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, when I was younger
I-I got a little carried away,
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but I learned my lesson.
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Younger like my age?
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Yes.
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So a long time ago.
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Yes.
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Geez, CeeCee.
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How'd you get food in your hair?
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Yeah, I miss
when she was bald.
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It was our thing.
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Hey, would you mind giving her
a bath while I clean up?
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You kiddin'? Tubby time's
the best part of my day.
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Come on, stinky girl.
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Bye.
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Okay, no more credit card
talk around Georgie.
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I assumed
you told him.
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Well, you assumed wrong.
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Don't you think he has
a right to know?
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Of course he does.
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So what's the holdup?
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He thinks I'm perfect.
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Why would I take
that away from him?
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Amanda,
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secrets are bad
for a marriage.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What are we keeping secret?
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This is a private conversation,
honey.
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I have a secret of my own.
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Oh, good for you.
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Would you like to hear it?
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Not really.
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I've been corresponding
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with Tonight Showhost Jay Leno.
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Seriously?
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We share a birthday.
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I sent him a card, he responded,
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an unlikely friendship was born.
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Oh, please, why would he
be friends with you?
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Simple.
He's a man of the people,
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and I'm people.
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I share a birthday
with Bryant Gumbel.
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Oh, come on, that's cool.
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Haven't done
this in a while.
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Got to take the new credit card
out for a spin.
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Well, let's not go crazy.
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Don't worry. After tonight,
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it's back to the dollar menu
at Taco Bell.
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Hey, I happen to love
the dollar menu.
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Girl, you better save that
sexy talk for when we get home.
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And I know how these
credit card companies work.
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Get people to run up a bill,
spend the rest of their life
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paying off the interest
like chumps.
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Well...
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I don't know
if I'd call them "chumps."
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Good thing you learned
your lesson.
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Mm-hmm.
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You okay?
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You're lookin' a little sweaty.
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Oh, it's, uh-- it's the salsa.
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It's kind of hot.
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My dad taught me real early:
never a lender or a borrower be.
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That's in the Bible.
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Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.
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Well, that ain't
where my dad heard it.
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Well, what else did
your dad teach you?
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Hmm, let's think.
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Oh, you'll like this one.
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The secret to findin' out
how your wife's gonna look
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when she's older
is to check out her mother.
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Oh, ew.
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What? Your mom's a fox.
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That works in your favor.
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Oh, here it comes again.
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Oh, ew.
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Dang.
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Right back at
ya, cowboy.
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I'm gonna
sleep good tonight.
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So you're happy?
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The happiest.
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Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.
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I'm sorry
I called your mom hot.
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Can we just drop it?
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No, i-it's not that.
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Um, remember that trouble
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I told you about when I was
younger with the credit cards?
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Yeah.
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And I-I told you
I learned my lesson?
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Uh-huh.
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It's more of an
ongoing lesson.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it means
I still have
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a little bit of
credit card debt.
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How much we talkin'?
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Well...
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$12,000?!
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I guess she told him.
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Quiet, you're gonna
wake the baby.
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How could you
not tell me?
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Because it's my problem.
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We're married now.
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That makes it our problem.
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You only had sex with me
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to butter me up!
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Well, think about how mad
you'd be if I didn't.
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You should've told me
before we got married.
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Yeah, well, I-I was
taking care of it.
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How?
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You just, you send
'em 20 bucks a month
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per card and they kind
of leave you alone.
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How many cards
are there?
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A couple.
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So two?A few.
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So three?Some.
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We been talking about moving
out and gettin' our own place.
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How is that
ever gonna happen?
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I don't know, but
we'll figure it out.
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I cannot believe this.
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I'm so sorry.
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You should be.
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Well, let me
make it up to you.
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No, cut it out!
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The Georgie store
is closed.
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Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd
be the one to blow this up.
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Me, neither.
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But I'll take it.
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Mornin'.
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Hey.
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Sure is humid
out there.
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Gonna make my hair
all frizzy.
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You gonna pretend
like you didn't
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hear us fightin'
last night?
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That was my plan, yes.
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Did you know about
the credit cards?
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Uh...
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yeah.
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Didn't think to
give me a heads-up?
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Oh, I thought about--
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Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.
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Hey, Ruben,
let me ask you a question.
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If you knew a secret
that affected a family member,
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you'd tell him, right?
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What are you pulling
him into this for?
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I'd like a fresh
perspective.
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Well?
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Well, what kind
of secret?
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A little white lie,
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or your sister's
actually your mom?
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That's a thing?
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When you're 16,
pregnant and Catholic, yeah.
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Well, his daughter owes
a ton of money
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and he didn't tell me about it.
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Ooh, juicy.
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How much?
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Okay, that's enough.
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Let's get back to work.
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No, I'd like to hear
what he's got to say.
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Georgie!
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Fine.
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That baby even his?
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You're on thin ice, pal.
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Oh, come on,
I told you about my mom.
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Go.
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...get your taxes in order
and into the mail.
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The Flyers
ripped the Sabers four to--
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So don't get too comfortable--
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In sports...
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Got a minute?
Why?
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You gonna kiss me and tell me
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your mother's your sister?
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What?
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Never mind.
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Here.
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What's this?
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It's all my credit card bills,
everything.
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Mastercard, American Express,
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Visa, Discover.
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Are there any you don't have?
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They came to me,
I didn't go to them.
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Whoa, what's this charge for?
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Um, a purse.
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Just one?
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A really nice one.
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I'm assuming it
didn't have Velcro.
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What about this one?
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Uh, that would be shoes.
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And this one?
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Shoes.
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What's the Plaza?
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Uh, that's a hotel
in New York City...
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across the street
from a really great shoe store.
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You went to New York
to buy shoes?
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Well, I also saw a taping
of Saturday Night Live,
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which was free.
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What's this St. Joseph's
Medical Center?
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Oh, that, um...
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that was
an emergency room visit.
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What happened to you?
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It wasn't me,
it was a friend of mine.
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What happened to her?
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It was a him,
and he had an accident.
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Okay, but why did
you pay the bill?
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'Cause he was my boyfriend,
and he had no money.
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You had no money.
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Yeah, but I had
the credit card.
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Well, did he pay you back?No.
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Well, he's gonna.
Where's he live?
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I don't know,
it was a long time ago.
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What's his name?Look, just drop it, okay?
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This is my problem.
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Once again,
it's our problem!
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Don't yell at me!
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I'm not yelling,
I'm freakin' out!
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The Flyers
ripped the Sabers 14-3.
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The Canadiens got past
the Flames 7-6.
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Denfield scored three times,
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helping the Penguins
past the Jets...
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Want a hug?
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Sure.
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All right.
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Thought of a way you
could make it up to me.
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Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,
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I was gonna shoot ya.
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I didn't.
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We're square.
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Mandy paid
some guy's medical bills.
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What's his name?
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You're not gonna quit, are ya?
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St. Joseph's
Medical Center.
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Oh, that's a chunk of change.
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And I'm gonna get it.
What's his name?
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Why don't you ask Mandy?
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I did. She won't tell me.
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Look, if I tell you,
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it has to stay secret.
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Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.
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We're not on the monkey bars,
just say you promise.
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Promise.
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Thank you.
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Georgie.
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You're a good man.
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I try, sir.
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So glad I didn't shoot him.
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00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:28,800
Can I help you?
271
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,760
You know a girl
name of Mandy McAllister?
272
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,450
I used to, why?
273
00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,930
You owe her a bunch of money.
274
00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,630
Who are you?
275
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,940
I'm her husband.
276
00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:39,680
Oh, damn, she got married?
277
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:43,860
I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.
278
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,210
Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose.
279
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,290
You're kinda young, ain't ya?
280
00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:50,690
I live a healthy lifestyle,
I stay out of the sun.
281
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,120
What are we gonna do about this?
282
00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:54,470
Oh, yeah, I've been meaning
to pay her back.
283
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,220
Well, now's your chance.
284
00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:58,390
Come on in.
285
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,310
You see her mom much?
286
00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:03,570
Why?
287
00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:05,570
I always thought
she was kinda hot.
288
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,230
Oh, ew.
289
00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:15,150
You sure you
don't want a beer?
290
00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:16,850
No, thank you.
291
00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:18,760
Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?
292
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,290
Simple.
I'll, uh, write you a check.
293
00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:24,720
All right, then.
294
00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,590
I appreciate you
being cool about this.
295
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,860
Well, making amends is one
of the steps of being sober.
296
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,510
Ain't not drinking
like step number one?
297
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:37,080
Oh, yeah, but that's
beer, that don't count.
298
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,610
You know, Mandy was right
to break up with me.
299
00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:43,610
I wasn't in
a great place.
300
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:48,790
Worse than now?Way worse.
301
00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,710
The night she dumped me,
I fell down a flight of stairs.
302
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:52,580
Ouch.
Good thing
I was drunk.
303
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,710
Only broke a wrist.
304
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,670
That's what that
medical bill was.
305
00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:58,150
Still clicks.
306
00:11:58,190 --> 00:11:59,540
Hear it?
307
00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:00,540
Oh, yeah.
308
00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:01,930
Like a Bic pen.
309
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,370
Well, anyways,
here you go.
310
00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,630
Thank you.
311
00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,420
Are y'all
gonna have kids?
312
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,600
We got one, little girl.
313
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,730
Aw, well, maybe I can come
meet her sometime.
314
00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:17,080
I guess.
315
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,340
Where you live?
316
00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:21,300
Alabama.
317
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,910
Well, shoot, leaving the state
would be a parole violation.
318
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,920
Well, that's a shame.
Good luck to ya.
319
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,750
I'm sorry, sir,
this check is no good.
320
00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:39,190
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Thank you.
321
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,060
Hey.
322
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,580
Hey.
What the hell?
323
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,890
You gave me
a bad check.
324
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:48,150
Yeah, sorry. Wait here,
I'll get you cash.
325
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,430
You're awful quiet.
You all right?
326
00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:04,170
Just tired.
327
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:05,610
Busy day?
328
00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:07,740
Busy, busy.
329
00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:10,480
Connor, why don't you be
a member of this family
330
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,440
and join us for once?
331
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,700
I'm good.
332
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,490
Well, I'm not.
333
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,620
Would you like to join me?
334
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,360
No.
335
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,580
Just know,
you're always welcome.
336
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,840
Just so you know,
337
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,370
I'm gonna be working three
nights a week at the diner,
338
00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,110
start chipping away
at those credit cards.
339
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,590
What about CeeCee?
340
00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:32,680
Amanda and I have
already discussed it.
341
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:33,980
Grandma's
on the job.
342
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,370
Well, if I'm around, I can--
343
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:36,900
Grandma's got it!
344
00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:40,550
Hey, Mr. McAllister,
if you're open to it,
345
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,990
I've got some ideas as to how
346
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,210
I can be making more money
at the store.
347
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,300
What you thinking?
348
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,820
Well, we got a tow truck
349
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,560
that mostly just sits there.
350
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,650
Why ain't we out there rescuing
folks with flat tires?
351
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:52,170
'Cause the police always call
Fagenbacher's Texaco
352
00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:53,650
when someone needs a tow.
353
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,350
I get it, but what if
I were to tell you
354
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,350
my Meemaw has some cop friends
as a result of her...
355
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,180
previous endeavors?
356
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,570
Endeavors?
357
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,970
You mean an illegal
gambling room?
358
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,020
We also had a perfectly legal
video store to clean the money.
359
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,970
Georgie, where are you
going with this?
360
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,500
Don't worry, everything
will be aboveboard.
361
00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:14,500
We can sponsor
the police softball team,
362
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:16,150
make donations
to their charity funds.
363
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,500
With what money?
364
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:18,940
I got a credit card.
365
00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:23,990
You know, it's actually
not a terrible idea.
366
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,080
There you go.
Great minds think alike.
367
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:29,520
As long as I don't have
to drive that truck at night...
368
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,520
I'm in.
369
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,560
No, sir, I'll do it.
370
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,870
I'll get a pager,
be on call 24/7.
371
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:37,350
What if someone were
to "accidentally"
372
00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:40,220
drop a box of nails
over on Main Street?
373
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,790
Mom.
374
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,270
I'm trying to pay off
your credit card,
375
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,840
so back off!
376
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:48,970
I like it. Keep thinking.
377
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,020
Can someone pass the salt?
378
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:54,580
Thank you.
379
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,770
You realize with you working
nights and me on a tow truck,
380
00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:03,770
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.
381
00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:05,070
I know.
382
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,600
Or a lot of CeeCee.
383
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,340
Well, we'll have
a family reunion
384
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,900
when we get out
of the hole I dug.
385
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,950
Sounds like a plan.
386
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,650
You're really wonderful,
Georgie Cooper.
387
00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:16,820
I know.
388
00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:19,130
I am what you call "a catch."
389
00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,960
Okay, don't get carried
away with yourself.
390
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,700
I'm just saying,
for a long time I thought
391
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:25,750
I was the lucky one
in this relationship,
392
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,270
but maybe it's you.
393
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:30,450
Or maybe we're
both lucky.
394
00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:32,800
No, I'm pretty sure
it's you.
395
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,410
You jerk.
396
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,720
Hey, if it's really
important to you,
397
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,330
I-I'll reach out to my ex
and try to get the money back.
398
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,760
Oh, no, no, no,
you don't want that.
399
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,680
Best leave it
in the past.
400
00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:48,900
Okay.
401
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,950
Just promise me,
no more secrets.
402
00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:53,080
I promise.
403
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,730
You sure?
404
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:57,300
If there's anything you need
to tell me, now's the time.
405
00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:00,390
Nothing.
406
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,260
What about you?
407
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,610
Nothing.
408
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:04,960
What you see
is what you get.
409
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,830
'Kay. Love you.
410
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:07,920
Love you, too.
411
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,630
Well, this is a sad sight.
412
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,110
What took so long?
413
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,330
Sorry. Had to fix
a couple flats over on Main.
414
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:33,470
What's the trouble?
415
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,120
Don't know. It just conked out.
416
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,770
Well, you buy a foreign car,
you take your chances.
417
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:39,430
It's British.
418
00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:42,040
We're saying
the same thing, gov'nah.
419
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,960
Hey, Georgie.
420
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,870
Oh, hey, Lisa.
421
00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:49,130
Thanks for the call.
422
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,440
Thanks for the
softball uniforms.
423
00:16:56,790 --> 00:17:00,060
Oh, what a cute baby.
424
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,100
Thanks.
425
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,670
How old is this little guy?
426
00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:04,060
Just turned one.
427
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,240
Oh, I got a daughter
about that age.
428
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,540
She's at home with my mom.
429
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,590
Probably putting her
to bed soon.
430
00:17:10,590 --> 00:17:12,590
It's been a while since
I missed story time.
431
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,070
Okay, let me tell you
the specials.
432
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,680
The soup of the day is tomato
433
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,430
and, uh, we also have
a chicken-fried steak
434
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,210
with a side of mashed potatoes.
435
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,260
You don't want to miss out
on the pecan pie.
436
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:36,270
You have one new message.
437
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,400
Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here.
438
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,230
Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.
439
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,970
You know, you could never...
have too many socks.
440
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:48,280
Anyway, listen, hey,
if you're ever in L.A.,
441
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,540
if you want to come by and jam
with The Tonight Showband,
442
00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,370
the guys would love it. See ya.
443
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,160
Connor?
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00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,640
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