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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:04,442 [***] 2 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:10,844 NARRATOR: Growing up in Brooklyn, I always thought that traveling 3 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:14,407 to faraway places was something that only rich people did. 4 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:17,617 At 13, I'd never been out of New York, 5 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:20,220 but all that was about to change. 6 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,423 Class, I have an announcement. 7 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:25,825 We're all going on a field trip to Washington, D.C. 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,159 [STUDENTS MURMURING] 9 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,804 You just need to have your parents 10 00:00:29,829 --> 00:00:32,529 sign your permission slips and sell 11 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:36,165 30 boxes of cookies to cover the cost of the trip. 12 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,702 Chris. 13 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:40,207 If your people can't afford to pay cash, 14 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,280 I'll see if we'll accept food stamps. 15 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:44,108 NARRATOR: She acts like it's caviar. 16 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,414 It's just cookies, damn. 17 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:46,875 How are we going to get there? 18 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:49,383 We're chartering a bus. 19 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:52,716 Prepare to sit in the back, Birmingham. 20 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:55,192 NARRATOR: I'd like to sit you under a bus. 21 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,361 [***] 22 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:06,273 * Aw, make it funky now 23 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,686 [***] 24 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,201 Happy anniversary. 25 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:37,729 What's this? 26 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:41,174 Oh, baby, you didn't have to get me anything! 27 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:42,641 NARRATOR: Oh, yes, he did. 28 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,539 My father learned that the hard way. 29 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,211 You're the one that told me not to get you nothing! 30 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,180 [GRUNTS] 31 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:51,609 What you stab me for? Rochelle! 32 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,614 NARRATOR: And it was just Arbor Day. 33 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:54,776 Rochelle! 34 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:55,884 Go ahead, open it. 35 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:58,315 Let's see what you got me. 36 00:01:58,351 --> 00:01:59,951 This is so sweet, baby. 37 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:02,216 Dreamgirls! 38 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:07,363 Oh, baby! Mwah! 39 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:09,264 How did you get tickets toDreamgirls? 40 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,495 These are expensive. 41 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,470 It's okay, I got them from Risky. 42 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,437 Risky? 43 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,238 NARRATOR: My father has gotten tickets from Risky before, 44 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,911 for the Ali-Frazier fight at Madison Square Garden. 45 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,640 Ooh! What happened? 46 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,806 [BELL RINGING] Who's down? What happened? 47 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:25,984 Man! 48 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:28,312 [BAND PLAYING FUNK MUSIC] 49 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:30,278 What's she wearing? 50 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,716 Did she throw her shoe yet? 51 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:33,251 [SCREAMS] 52 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:36,515 Smell it! Smell it! 53 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:39,626 Yes, I love you, girl! Whoo! 54 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:43,329 Don't worry, we're gonna have a good time, okay? 55 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,503 We are! We're gonna have a good time! 56 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:48,802 Thank you, baby. You are the sweetest man in the world. 57 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,765 Tonya, breakfast! 58 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,238 Mama, I think something bit me. 59 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:57,284 No, baby, I don't think these are bites. 60 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,850 You've got chicken pox. 61 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,278 Huh? 62 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:01,613 Who gave her chicken pox? 63 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,278 Wasn't me. 64 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:04,746 Want me to get the Robitussin? 65 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:07,394 No, I don't think Robitussin's gonna help this. 66 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:08,920 Look, Chris and Drew, 67 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:10,485 I don't need y'all getting sick, 68 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,433 so I need y'all to stay away from Tonya. 69 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:14,759 NARRATOR: That's like saying stay away from a serial killer. 70 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,534 BOTH: Okay. 71 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,433 Mom. Did you sign my permission slip? 72 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:19,865 It's in your book, baby. 73 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:21,299 Permission for what? 74 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:22,944 A field trip to Washington, D.C. 75 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,669 I need to sell cookies so I can go. 76 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,974 Can you take a few boxes to work? 77 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,607 Oh, I'm sorry, Chris, 78 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:31,281 but I can't ask these people to buy nothing else. 79 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:32,981 I've sold Yvonne for your mother, 80 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,913 wrapping paper for Tonya, 81 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,578 chocolate bars for Drew... 82 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:37,776 Okay. 83 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,387 No, no, no. 84 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:41,757 I'll tell you what. 85 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,518 I'll buy two boxes for myself to get you started. 86 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,887 The rest, you're gonna have to handle yourself. 87 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,926 Thanks, Dad. 88 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:52,632 NARRATOR: With at least 100,000 people living in Bed-Stuy, 89 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,695 selling 28 boxes of cookies couldn't be that hard. 90 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,510 Hello? 91 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,410 She said she was 18! 92 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,712 [***] 93 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:10,682 Hey! 94 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,051 BOTH: Would you like to buy... 95 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,717 Oh. Never mind. 96 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,988 Would you like to buy some cookies? 97 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:23,057 I'll take four. 98 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,726 What are you doing? 99 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,104 He has diabetes. 100 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:28,542 You trying to kill him? 101 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,808 NARRATOR: I can't believe it's harder selling cookies than crack. 102 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:35,608 My mother told us to stay away from Tonya, 103 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:37,512 but it was too late for Drew. 104 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:40,584 You're gonna make it worse, boy. Stop scratching. 105 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,823 NARRATOR: Why don't she just tell him to stop growing hair? 106 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,520 But it itches. 107 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,422 Sit over here. 108 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,392 Mama, my booty itches. 109 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:53,864 Oh, come here. Let me see. 110 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:56,503 See, baby, you can't scratch, you got to pat. 111 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:58,129 See? Does that feel better? 112 00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:01,744 Yes. All right, go back to bed, okay? 113 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,138 Let me see. 114 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,469 Ooh, 100 degrees, that's not so bad. 115 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:06,805 Here, lay down, get some rest. 116 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,510 I'll come check on you later. And stop scratching. 117 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:11,612 You're making me itch. 118 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:16,675 You find anyone? 119 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:19,416 Nobody wants to baby-sit kids with chicken pox. 120 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,822 [SIGHS] Well, there goes Dreamgirls. 121 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,686 Thanks anyway, baby. You know what? 122 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:27,134 This would have been the best present you ever gave me. 123 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,660 NARRATOR: It wouldn't be the first time my parents missed something 124 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:31,897 because one of us was sick. 125 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,701 I got a coupon for a free dinner! 126 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,603 Oh, I'm gonna get dressed. 127 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:38,805 Mama, I have rabies! 128 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,008 Damn! 129 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,540 I got Michael Jackson tickets! 130 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,114 Oh, I'll call the sitter. 131 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,653 Mama, my eye fell out. 132 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,409 Damn! 133 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:48,677 We just won a trip to Miami! 134 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:50,615 Ooh, I'm gonna go get packed! 135 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:53,050 Ma, I think I broke my neck. 136 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,716 Damn. 137 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,464 I'm sorry. Oh, no, Julius, it's okay. 138 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:59,790 We'll just spend another anniversary at home. 139 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,156 At least we'll be together. You know what? 140 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,855 These tickets are expensive. 141 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,568 There's no reason why both of us should sit at home. 142 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,070 I'll watch the kids. 143 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,142 You go. Okay. 144 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:13,541 NARRATOR: If she had a ball, she could have 145 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,613 played for the Jets. Sheila! 146 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:18,912 We're going to seeDreamgirls! That's right. 147 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:22,175 NARRATOR: Women never catch you in a lie when you want them to. 148 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:26,445 Daddy, can you scratch my booty? 149 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,563 Please? 150 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,558 [***] 151 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,690 [STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 152 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,564 Dude, you got to pull it together. 153 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,496 This is the best field trip all year. 154 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:40,031 I might get to see Tip O'Neill. 155 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,496 Who? 156 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,244 You've never heard of Thomas "Tip" O'Neill? 157 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,769 NARRATOR: Not unless he's related to Shaquille. 158 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:47,465 He's only like the most famous 159 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,637 Speaker of the House of Representatives ever. 160 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,176 I don't know what else I can do. 161 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:52,681 I knocked on, like, 100 doors. 162 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,812 Well, you better knock on 100 more, Jermaine, 163 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,048 'cause if I'm not on that bus to D.C., 164 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:00,623 I'm gonna freedom march all over your face. 165 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:06,930 NARRATOR: Counting the two boxes of cookies I had sold to my dad, 166 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,230 I had sold two boxes of cookies and had one stolen. 167 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,933 I needed a new strategy. 168 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,595 Excuse me, would you like to buy a box of cookies? 169 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,544 Can I get drunk on those cookies? 170 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,809 [BOTH LAUGHING] 171 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,738 Hey, Risky, you want to buy a box of cookies? 172 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,847 Hey, youngblood, I don't buy, I sell. 173 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,209 You want to buy a VCR? No, thanks. 174 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,948 Hey. You need a VCR? 175 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,023 I got one already. 176 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,691 Fell off the truck this morning. 177 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,689 Really? I'll take two. 178 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:37,821 NARRATOR: I never realized the only stuff that sold on the street 179 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,687 in my neighborhood was stolen stuff. 180 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:41,956 Cookies! Cookies for sale! 181 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:45,065 Chocolate chip, peanut butter, Do-Si-Do, chocolate mint! 182 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:46,598 I got cookies. 183 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,743 They just fell off the truck this morning. 184 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,169 Why didn't you say so? 185 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,235 Give me two boxes. 186 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,805 [***] 187 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:59,013 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 188 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,686 Thank you. 189 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:22,342 NARRATOR: I couldn't wait to get back to school. 190 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,239 MAN: You the kid selling the cookies? 191 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,010 Right off the truck. 192 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,109 How many you want? 193 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,340 None. You're under arrest. 194 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:34,776 * Everybody hates Chris 195 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,590 [***] 196 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:45,862 NARRATOR: All I knew about getting arrested was what I saw on TV. 197 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,362 They read you your rights... 198 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,104 You have the right to remain silent. 199 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,869 NARRATOR:You get a phone call. You get one call. 200 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:54,198 NARRATOR:The food is horrible. Thanks. 201 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:57,844 NARRATOR: What I found out was that the worst part of getting arrested 202 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,741 is being treated like a criminal. 203 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,173 Excuse me, can I use the bathroom? 204 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,637 Should have thought about using the bathroom 205 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,647 before you started selling stolen goods. 206 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,079 I wasn't selling stolen goods. 207 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,053 Then we must have got the wrong guy. 208 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,023 Don't I get, like, a phone call? 209 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,152 Should have thought about making a phone call 210 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,117 before you started selling stolen goods. 211 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,726 NARRATOR: I know I looked cool on the outside, 212 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,928 but on the inside, I was doing this... 213 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,100 [SOBBING] I won't do it anymore, I promise! 214 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,900 I'm not a thief! 215 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,402 I want my mama! 216 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:30,304 NARRATOR: All I was thinking was one way or another, 217 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,307 I wish they'd let me go. 218 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:35,979 Back at home, my father was thinking the same thing. 219 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,309 How do I look? 220 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,684 Huh? Huh? 221 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,383 Well, you changed five times already. 222 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,184 You looked fine the first time. 223 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,046 Oh, thank you, baby. I'm just so excited. 224 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,986 I mean, this isDreamgirls. 225 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,721 Dreamgirls! 226 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,786 This is like a once-in-a-lifetime thing. 227 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,385 It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 228 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,857 Yeah. So, uh, you better get going. 229 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,897 You're right, baby. 230 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:04,373 Oh, you are so good to me. Mm... 231 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,136 Come on, I need to put you in a lineup. 232 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,805 A lineup? 233 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,114 Yeah, apparently a delivery truck carrying cookies 234 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,176 was hijacked in East Bergen the other day. 235 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,215 NARRATOR: I know you're probably thinking 236 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,050 who would hold up a cookie truck? 237 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,845 [GUN COCKS] Don't move! Don't move! 238 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,287 All we want are your cookies! 239 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,992 Think I'm playing? Now, go! 240 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,764 I'm not doing time for this-- Go! 241 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,093 I didn't hijack a truck. 242 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,058 I don't even know where East Bergen is. 243 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,766 Should have thought of that 244 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,868 before you started selling stolen cookies. 245 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,070 I ain't taking a bath in that. 246 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,142 That looks nasty. 247 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:40,310 It'll help your itching. But I don't like oatmeal. 248 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,480 You don't have to eat it, girl, you got to take a bath in it. 249 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,280 NARRATOR: Then she's got to eat it. 250 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,781 My father didn't waste food. 251 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,313 It wasn't me. 252 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,918 I go to Corleone Junior High. 253 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,119 I got the cookies from school. I'm selling them 254 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,392 so I can go on some trip to Washington, D.C. 255 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,991 And I did not steal them. 256 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,362 I was saying that so people would wanna buy them. 257 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,931 You go to Corleone? 258 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:02,059 What, are you the only black kid there? 259 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,325 Nice try. 260 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,863 There was an eyewitness, 261 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,898 and you fit the profile, cookie boy. 262 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,303 NARRATOR: I may have only been 13, 263 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,865 but I already knew how racial profiling worked. 264 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,914 This is what the witness said... 265 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,209 He was a black male, medium complexion, 266 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,841 about 6'4", 230 pounds. 267 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,147 He had brown eyes. 268 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,309 Um, he was wearing a Scout uniform 269 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,948 with a yellow beanie, 270 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:26,022 and he had on dark pants, and size 14 dark shoes. 271 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:29,062 And, uh, a birthmark on the back of his left wrist. 272 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,019 Oh, and-and he walked with a limp. 273 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,087 NARRATOR: But this is what the cop heard... 274 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,756 Um, he was black, and, uh, black, black, and black. 275 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,426 Um, black, black, and he black, black, black, 276 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,096 black, black, black. 277 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,874 And, uh, he had, uh, black, black, black, black. 278 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,773 And, oh, a black. Yeah. 279 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,905 And, uh, he walked with a black. 280 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,481 OFFICER [OVER PA]: Face forward. 281 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,780 Number two, stand still! 282 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:56,152 NARRATOR: That looks like the cover of the last Commodores album. 283 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,922 Usually, my father wanted my mother to be happy. 284 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,292 But this was the one time he was secretly hoping 285 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,461 that the tickets that Risky gave him 286 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,960 were horrible as usual. 287 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,791 [SCREAMS] Oh, my God! 288 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,056 These seats are great! I know! 289 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,804 Oh, girl, I hate to say it, 290 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,929 but I'm glad your kids got the chicken pox. Oh! 291 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,095 Happy anniversary. Oh, thank you, Sheila! 292 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,435 [SCREAMS] 293 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,069 We love you! 294 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,214 Don't go! 295 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,369 You stay! 296 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,807 You better go, girl! Whoo! 297 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,281 I'm staying! 298 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,814 Hey. Is Chris here yet? 299 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,776 No, I guess he's still out selling cookies. 300 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,417 Okay. Hey, Dad? 301 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,852 Can you get my armpit? 302 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,394 I got it. 303 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,833 [***] 304 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,128 So, uh, when's Mom coming home? 305 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,258 It'll be a while. 306 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,226 She's using my coupon to take Sheila to dinner too. 307 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,936 How come she's going out with somebody else 308 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,198 on your anniversary? 309 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,966 Well... 310 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,365 I told her to go. 311 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,566 Why'd you do that? 312 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,179 Because I want your mother to be happy. 313 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,381 Oh. Well, if I had to stay at home and be with sick people 314 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:05,124 while somebody else was out having fun, I'd be mad. 315 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,486 Well, I'm not mad. 316 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,590 I would be. 317 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,261 I'd be sad too. 318 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,560 Be kind of depressed because she left me. 319 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,592 Yeah... I'd be crying and everything. 320 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,297 Man, I'd be so upset. 321 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,399 You know, let's get... I don't see how you hold it in. 322 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,571 Here you go. 323 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,399 Sit tight, don't move. 324 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,174 Huh? I'll be back. 325 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,373 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 326 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,335 [***] 327 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,182 OFFICER: Hey, Russo, 328 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,183 the kid's story checks out. 329 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,145 Looks like you were telling the truth. 330 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,953 Your teacher confirmed your story. 331 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,545 Thank you. Oh, yeah. 332 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:44,057 She also said to tell you you're a credit to your race. 333 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,185 Can I leave now? 334 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,296 Sure, soon as your parents come get you. 335 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,559 My parents? 336 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,027 Can't you just let me go? 337 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,465 I can't tell my mom I got arrested. 338 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,040 Should have thought of that before you started 339 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:59,309 telling people you were selling stolen goods. 340 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,039 [RINGING] 341 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,175 Hello? Hi, Dad. 342 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,150 Chris, you're supposed to be home at 3:00. Where are you? 343 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,650 I need you to pick me up at the police station. 344 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,653 You're in jail? 345 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,015 No matter what you did, don't say nothing. 346 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,294 But, Dad, I didn't-- 347 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,291 Didn't I tell you don't say nothing? 348 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,363 Anything you say can and will be used against you. 349 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,533 NARRATOR: That was as close as my father came to being a lawyer. 350 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,303 Keep your mouth shut, I'll be there in a minute. 351 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,372 Okay. 352 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,708 So, what are you selling these things for, anyway? 353 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,968 A class trip to Washington, D.C. 354 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,237 You got any peanut butter Do-Si-Do? 355 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,606 Just these. 356 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,984 Chocolate chip, huh? 357 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,454 How much are they? 358 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,222 [***] 359 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,150 NARRATOR: Say what you want about cops, 360 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,616 they sure got a mean sweet tooth. 361 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,385 Sign right there and you're all set. 362 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,473 It's okay, they just got chicken pox. 363 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,740 Uh...hi, Dad. 364 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,142 Come on, let's go. 365 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,543 Are you mad at me? 366 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,105 Yeah, I'm mad. 367 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,713 I wasn't doing anything wrong. 368 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,275 Tell him. 369 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,453 Hey, I never said you didn't do anything wrong. 370 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,222 You were standing outside a store 371 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,620 claiming you had stolen goods. 372 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,091 It's not illegal, but it ain't right, either. 373 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,691 You listen to your father. 374 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,460 He's a smart man. Thanks. 375 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,533 NARRATOR: Before NWA, you could actually leave a police station 376 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,272 with the same amount of teeth you came in with. 377 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,668 Dad? 378 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,440 Can I still go on the trip? 379 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,139 Yeah. Come on. 380 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,071 NARRATOR: While I was dreaming about getting out of jail, 381 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,177 my mother was dreaming she was a Dreamgirl. 382 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,149 Look who's back. How was the play? 383 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,608 Oh, baby, it was incredible! 384 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,017 You would have loved it. 385 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,379 How are the kids? 386 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,487 Well, Tonya's asleep, Drew's fever is down, 387 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,420 and Chris got arrested. 388 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,715 But the only thing that matters is that 389 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,227 you had a good time. 390 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,799 What? What do you mean Chris got arrested? 391 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,258 It's over. It was a misunderstanding. 392 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,797 I went down and took care of it. 393 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,602 Are you sure? 394 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,144 Yeah. Did you have a good time? 395 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,170 I had a great time! 396 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,206 Oh, baby, it was incredible. 397 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,142 Thank you so much... 398 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,448 Well, as long as you had a good time. 399 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,420 [***] 400 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,786 What's wrong with you? 401 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,521 Nothing. 402 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,056 Something. 403 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,491 What? 404 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,295 What's wrong is you spent our anniversary with Sheila. 405 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,698 How could you go without me? 406 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,470 Baby, you told me to go. 407 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,368 I didn't mean it. It's just like when you tell me 408 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,271 not to get you a gift. I was just saying that to be nice. 409 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,344 I didn't want the tickets to go to waste. 410 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,613 And I wanted you to go and have a good time. 411 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,541 I'm just mad that you did. 412 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,347 You know you're not making a bit of sense, right? 413 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,650 I know. 414 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,351 Forget it. 415 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,190 How were the seats? 416 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,349 You don't want to know. 417 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,488 That good? 418 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,092 Yup. 419 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,827 Damn, Risky. 420 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,128 What's this? 421 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,703 I made a little stop on the way home. 422 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,872 Happy anniversary. 423 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,400 Oh, you got me a card. 424 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,536 Julius, just open the card. 425 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,784 Knicks playoff tickets? Mm-hmm. 426 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,353 [BOTH LAUGH] 427 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,651 Risky said they're the best seats in the house. 428 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:31,824 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 429 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,691 Oh! Yes! Yes! What happened? 430 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,760 That's right, Clyde! That's right, Clyde! 431 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,860 Thank you, baby! Oh... 432 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,662 Uh-uh. No. 433 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:42,804 Uh-uh... 434 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,229 Our anniversary ain't over yet. 435 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,665 Ooh... Ooh, did I say that? 436 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,171 Mm... 437 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,472 I said it. 438 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,178 Oh, man, I can't wait! 439 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,279 We're actually gonna visit the senate floor! 440 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,781 Did you know, for security reasons 441 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,483 there's no direct route to or from the White House? 442 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,145 Just in case somebody tries to kill the president? 443 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,685 They need to do that in Bed-Stuy. 444 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,390 Hey, cell nerd. 445 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,761 What's that on your cheek? 446 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,829 Huh? It looks like chicken pox. 447 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:18,129 * Everybody hates Chris 448 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,537 NARRATOR: Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode. 449 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,565 [***] 450 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,412 * Aw, make it funky now 30420

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