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CRISTIANA THE DEVIL NUN

O, light of the Lord, fill the hearts of your servants with joy.

Amen.

You'll never resist temptation.

Stop arguing, Mom.

I made a promise to God and I'm going to keep my word.

This is madness.

You have neither the inclination nor the calling for it.

We aren't the kind of women who could endure living in a convent.

God chooses the purest souls.

I mean, you're lovely, but you're not fit for that kind of life.

You're too carefree, too assertive.

God will accept me just the way I am.

You're so stubborn.

You'll waste the gift of your beauty by burying yourself alive in this convent.

-Anything else you want to tell me, Mom? - No.

You're just throwing a tantrum.

I know you'll come back home.

Nature has been generous with you. Wasting such gifts would be dreadful.

Mark your mother's words.

You'll never resist.

Lovely features.

Are you sure about hearing God's calling, my child?

You'll have to take the vows.

Are you sure about your decision?

I've made my choice already.

My child, vocation shouldn't be a challenge.

I've already made up my mind.

You'll have to give up everything.

This kind of life could be suffocating for you.

Hey, did I say something wrong?

What's wrong with her?

Is she okay?

Is she a little nutty?

You'll resume your work tomorrow.

- Turris eburnea. - Ora pro nobis.

- Domus aurea. - Ora pro nobis.

- Foederis arca. - Ora pro nobis.

- Lanua coeli. - Ora pro nobis.

- Stella matutina. - Ora pro nobis.

- Sal us in firm or um. - Ora pro nobis.

- Refugium peccatorum. - Ora pro nobis.

- Regina Angel or um. - Ora pro nobis.

- Regina Patriarcharum. - Ora pro nobis.

- Regina Prophetarum. - Ora pro nobis.

- Regina Apostolorum. - Ora pro nobis.

- Regina Martyrum. - Ora pro nobis.

Regina.

I'll soon prepare this altar for your clothing ceremony.

Aren't you excited?

I remember it was decorated with so many flowers when I took my vows.

It was two years ago.

Same the year before that.

When I heard God's calling.

Really?

I was waiting for him at the altar.

Standing there with my white veil.

I can still hear the wedding march.

But Gerard didn't come.

He left me at the altar.

That's how Sister Leon or a came to be.

At least you felt a true calling, if you get what I mean.

God kept you all to himself.

Yes, you're right.

You could have been just another average woman.

But God saved you from a life of middle-class mediocrity.

You must feel very grateful.

Honored, too.

It's not something that happens to everyone, after all.

I'm not worthy of the love of Christ.

But...

There's a big difference between God's love and Gerard's.

The difference between spiritual and physical love.

So many religious devotions are born out of romantic disappointments!

It's so wrong!

They always tell us that our will made us hear our calling.

Was your will strong enough, I ask?

I don't want to think about it.

But if your Gerard returned,

if he actually wanted you back,

- who would you choose? - People are fallible.

But God...

God can see inside us.

He can see the truth.

Here you are before God, my dear children.

The day before your vesting ceremony.

The day your life will change forever.

Tonight you'll have to make a decision.

Pray and ponder.

You're still free to decide between the outside world and the convent.

Free to choose a life of physical love and maternity,

or a life dedicated to charity and helping others.

A life of spiritual maternity, if you will.

You'll love the Lord through sacrifice and compassion.

But he'll reward those struggles by giving you a sense of inner peace.

The chores in the house of the Lord are light, as long as you do them with joy.

If you're still undecided, you can wait until you hear his calling again.

Would you throw our love away, Cristiana?

Would you walk all over me?

I would, Luca. Unless you'd rather hear a lie.

You're playing an absurd game.

Locking yourself in that convent was the dumbest thing you could do!

I'll take the veil next week.

You can't erase yourself in this place!

I'm keeping my promise.

Stop making fun of the Almighty!

I made a promise, Luca.

I must keep it.

I'll take the veil next week.

Françoise, do you renounce Satan and all his temptations?

Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations?

Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations?

Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations?

The little nun is wild tonight!

Come and see, people!

Wine, tobacco, and former nuns are a man's downfall, yes sir!

Hooray for Sister Angelica, Beelzebub's favorite!

Hooray for our little virgin! Hooray for perdition!

Hear, hear!

Wow, those lips!

Our little nun ain't too bad.

She's proper hot stuff, man.

A toast to moolah!

Cristiana!

It's nothing. I'm fine.

She had too much of it, that's all.

A good rest and she'll be as good as new.

Come on, try to feel better.

I feel like dying.

I'm scared!

Good boy.

Cassiodoro.

Good boy.

Yes, you are.

- Countess. - Hello.

It's your turn, pervs!

- You still up for it? - You comin' with us?

- Ma'am. - Hello.

My respects, Countess.

The pleasure was brief, but the memories will last forever.

- To the next time, my lovely slut. - Bye.

See you, pervy.

- A token of my appreciation for your talent. - Bye bye.

Take it easy, a heart attack is always right around the corner.

Money is what it's all about!

Money means power.

And it can buy anything, like you say all the time.

Put these in the register.

It's Sister Angelica, the nun!

- The rumors were true! - Boy, she sure smells like incense!

Got a taste for rare creatures, huh?

Let's have fun!

Get comfy, she'll be right with you.

Stop! Stop right there, you scoundrel!

Not even one stinking client tonight.

How are we supposed to make a living?

I'm gonna cut off the nutsack off that fucker who stole my change last night!

I'll show him who's boss!

Who's that broad?

Classy.

- Would you believe it? - That's old Rosie in disguise, right?

Jeez, I've never seen a hooker disguised as a nun!

- That's the real deal, dummy! - Show us your woolen knickers, Sister!

From the convent to the streets, what a distinguished career!

Looking for your husband? He cheatin' on you?

Come back later with the donation box, we ain't seen no clients yet!

Go back to your turf!

We don't like new faces here!

- That broad's cracking me up! - Yeah!

- Looking for someone, Sister? - I'm trying to find a girl.

- Her name's Cristiana. - Cristiana? A colleague of yours?

- Do you know her or not? - Who doesn't know that whore?

- Is she here now? - You got the wrong address.

She ain't a two-dime hooker, that girl fucks the jet set!

But yeah, that slut enjoys stealing our clients from time to time!

Sit down and wait, Sister.

Better watch out for sex offenders, toots!

Say a little prayer for us, will ya?

Got any bigwigs you can introduce us to, Sister?

- Cristiana! Gotta go, handsome. - Bye.

So, you here to fuck some blue collar beefcake?

- Did you see the professor? - He wouldn't risk his reputation coming here.

What about Massimo, then?

You look upset.

What's wrong?

What have you been up to? Something bad?

You in trouble?

Give me a cigarette.

There's a visitor for ya, Sister Angelica!

She's a colleague of yours!

Don't keep your superior waiting, Sister!

Boy, look at her! What have you done this time, pervy?

She's been a naughty little girl!

Cristiana.

My God, Cristiana.

It's my fault you ended up like this.

Reached a state of grace, have you?

Or maybe you're trying to act like a regular saint?

It was a long ago.

Do you still hate me?

I still feel affection towards you. And pity.

I don't need neither.

It took me a long time to find you.

All to tell you that I'd do everything I can to help you.

To help you leave the bottom.

Get out of my sight, you pack of whores!

Leave me alone!

- Find a client to screw and scram! - Fuck you, girl!

Leave us the fuck alone, I said!

- Looking for a good time, kid? - I'm the right girl! Pick me!

Holy shit.

- I wanna try those two gals! - Wouldn't be wise, kid. Skedaddle.

- Mind your own business, I'm goin' in! - I'm warning you, boy.

I'm fed up with serving God, and I don't have any regrets about it!

I'm loaded with dough! And plenty of friends!

I'll see you in hell! We'll be together for all eternity!

Cristiana, you've shocked me but I don't believe this is the real you.

I'm not despairing yet, I still have faith in you!

Remember our silly little meditations?

When we said that there's nothing mud can soil forever?

Everything can be cleansed through sweat and tears.

You can still stop this madness and turn your life around!

Put your foot down and save yourself!

The evil laces constricting me can't be cut anymore.

You believe in eternal life, don't you?

You can't condemn yourself while you still walk this earth!

You can't change fate.

There's no hope for me.

Cristiana.

Cristiana!

Wanna commit a little sin together?

Hey, that weirdo's still at it!

- She just needs to vent a bit, Sister, don't worry. - Whatever, she's a nutter.

She wasn't meant for the ecclesiastic life, but for love.

Her impetuous vitality was like a wild river that nobody could contain.

She was so unfettered, so funny, so crazy.