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Papaya Paranoia, what are you going to sing?
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I'm going to New York when I'm famous.
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Me too. And I'm going to CBGB's in a Cadillac.
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No, a limo!
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I'm staying at the Mayflower Hotel.
All the famous rockers stay there.
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How do you know that?
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I read it in a magazine.
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Card?
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Mr. Aki, wake up.
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Don't bother.
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Time to sing, it's your big chance!
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Hey everybody!
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Straight from America, this is Wendy.
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Hurry up. You'll be late for
work. Here, eat something.
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Grandpa, we didn't get the gig
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You should practice more.
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You‘re still working on your chopsticks?
What's that on your head?
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Leave me alone. It's
the latest thing. Maybe I
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can't use chopsticks,
but you didn‘t get the gig!
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Why do I have to eat this junk food every day?
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This tastes good. Don't you think so, Hiro?
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Shut up!
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Grandpa, don't be so picky.
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Your son is out working hard for us
and I don't have time to prepare dinner.
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Don‘t put on make-up at the table!
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Don't be old-fashioned, Grandpa!
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Well, I have to get to my aerobics class.
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Everybody, clean up when you're done.
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Hiro! Don't be late for work.
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Singing English isn‘t enough.
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We need something else.
Some kind of gimmick.
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Yeah, to promote the band. The other band
had a gaijin. That's why they got the gig.
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Yeah, we need a gaijin.
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An American, yeah!
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May I have a crepe, please?
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Here we go. Let's eat.
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Hey, that blonde girl has been staring at you.
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You could be her type.
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What a cute blonde!
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She's got nice tits. Pick her up.
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She looks pretty wild.
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I bet he can't do it.
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You never picked up a gaijin before.
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How much you wanna bet?
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I bet 2000 Yen you can't do it.
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Okay, show me the money.
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Thanks, got it.
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We get double if you can't do it, all right?
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No problem.
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You‘ve got a lot of confidence. Are you sure?
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700 yen.
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That's not it.
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How much?
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Wow! This is great.
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Don't touch that!
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My son should be interested
in coming into business with me.
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Something with a future, like plastic food.
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Dad, I have a favor to ask.
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I found a really cool
leather jacket in Harajuku.
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It's 30,000 yen.
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You don't need it. It's a
rock and roll costume isn't it?
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Come on, Dad!
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Rock and roll is a hobby.
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It isn‘t man's work.
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I'll pay you back.
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You always say that.
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How about 20,000 yen?
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How about no yen?
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You can't earn a living from rock and roll.
Do something serious with your life.
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Hand me the spaghetti.
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I did it!
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No thanks.
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What‘s up?
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Hey, Hiro, isn't that
the gaijin you picked up?
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Looks like her.
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She's pretty. Aren't you gonna talk to her?
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Not right now.
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You didn't really do it, did you?
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How many times do I have to tell you I did it?
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Give me back my money!
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I said I did it!
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Hey, you! Give me back my money!
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I thought he said he picked her up!
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Excuse me, please.
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That'll be 5,000 yen.
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There she is. She sang with Billy Idol.
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You‘re kidding?
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We need a gaijin singer.
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Hiro, why don't you ask her to join the band?
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I'm the band leader, and I
decide who joins the band.
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But we need a gaijin like her!
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I'll think about it.
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He's afraid he won't be the
star singer if she comes in.
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He‘s afraid she's gonna fall in love with me.
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Shut up. I said I'll think about it.
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Is Hiro still asleep, Grandpa?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Hiro, it's late!
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Wake up!
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Okay, Mom. What's the
most beautiful shrine in Tokyo?
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Hiro, I'm so happy!
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You're finally interested in Japan...
instead of American things!
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Leave me alone.
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Grandpa, Hiro wants to go to a shrine!
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Is Dota here?
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Yeah, he's in there. He's one tough guy.
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O.K., we're next.
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Dota-san, there are still some bands left.
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The audition's over. Sorry. Thanks for coming.
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That was Dota, the producer.
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What a bummer.
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There goes our chance for the Spring Festival.
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Hey, Hiro, when is the
gaijin joining the band?
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I don‘t know.
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We need the gaijin.
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We're depending on you.
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She has her own ideas.
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You're a man. She should listen to you.
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Yeah, well, gaijin women aren't that simple.
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Pay more attention to her!
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You're backup.
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Hello?
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Doing my best.
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What did she say?
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She wants you to push the
back beat on "Blue Suede Shoes."
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Oh, me?
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She talks too fast.
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What did she say?
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I said we don't sing Police songs.
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Nice.
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We've got to get this new tape to Dota.
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As soon as we finish the mix.
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What did she say?
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"No problem"
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What did she say?
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She said "So?" O.K.?
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What did you say?
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"People are different in Japan." Goddamn it!
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Is Dota really coming?
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Yes, he is.
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Someone's coming.
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We're here.
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Good luck.
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Singing telegram!
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We want to ask Dota-san
to listen to this tape, please.
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What?
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She says she can get the tape to Dota.
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You'll get the tape to
Dota? She's gotta be kidding!
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You really don't understand anything, do you?
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Isn't that Wendy?
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What do you think, Grandpa?
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I don't know so much about rock and roll...
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Yeah.
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...but it's a very nice song.
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Thank you, Grandpa.
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When I was young, boogie woogie was popular.
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There was a singer named Shizuko Kasagi.
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She was really good. I was a big fan of hers.
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We were very unhappy after the war
and when she sang she made us feel better.
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There are no fish!
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Quiet! You‘re too noisy!
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We should go fishing
in a real river next time.
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What does your gaijin
girlfriend think of your song?
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She likes it.
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Westerners know a lot
about that kind of music.
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She thinks I should sing it.
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Then, why don't you?
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I don't think it'll be popular.
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I see.
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Grandpa...
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When Grandma was alive...
did you ever tell her that you loved her?
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No, I don't think so. We
never talked about such things.
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She's always late, Hiro. What should we do?
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We‘ll never be ready for the Spring Festival
if we can't rehearse.
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Let's fire her.
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Don't be an idiot.
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Let's find another gaijin.
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Oh sure!
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Hiro's right. The whole success
of the band depends on Wendy.
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I wouldn't exactly say that.
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Without Wendy we wouldn't be famous.
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It's not Wendy. It's any gaijin.
Any gaijin would be the same.
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All right. Let's rehearse.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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