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Okay, Billie...
...for today's wizard lesson,
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I want you to cast a spell
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and hit this blue cup. Got it?
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Yeah. Blue cup, easy.
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Electro zephyritis.
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You hit all the cups!
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Yeah! So, do I win something?
A goldfish?
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I said hit the blue cup.
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Mm. So I'm an overachiever.
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Billie, you're a powerful wizard,
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but sometimes it's about precision
and not power.
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You can't always use magic like a--
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like a bull in a china shop.
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Why would a bull be in a china shop?
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That's a terrible idea.
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You'd break everything.
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That's it. No more spells.
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Just-- Just read this book
for the rest of your lesson.
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Uh-- Read a book?
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What did I do to you?
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Is it just me,
or is Justin being kind of a--
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Cranky pants? Grumpy Gus?
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That thing I yell at drivers
when they cut me off?
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Oh, you mean a--
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Ah! Don't say it.
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It's his wisdom teeth.
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He was supposed to get them out
when he was younger,
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and then he put it off.
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My wisdom teeth feel fine.
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See? I don't need them out.
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What I need is more frozen carrots.
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Why aren't you writing that essay?
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Essay? You told me to read a book.
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Now it's a 30-page report
on why you didn't write that essay
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on that book I told you to read.
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We gotta do something about this.
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Or we could keep letting him
clean out the freezer.
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At least this way
dinner's already defrosted.
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{\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to messwith the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everythingis not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into troubleif you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everythingis not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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Gonna take a little nap.
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{\an8}When I wake up,
my teeth won't be hurting.
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{\an8}All I need's a little peace...
...and quiet.
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- Dad, Roman's being mean.
- I'm not being mean.
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I'm being honest. It's a dumb idea.
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- No, it's not!
- Yes, it is.
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- No, it's not!
- Yes, it is.
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Guys, can you do that
somewhere else?
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Sorry, Dad.
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- No, it's not!
- Yes, it is.
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Okay, what's going on?
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Roman said he would help me
build a clubhouse in the backyard,
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{\an8}but he's saying no to my ideas.
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{\an8}I'm only saying no
to the ridiculous ones.
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But you said no to all of them!
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Exactly.
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Guys, I really am in a lot of pain,
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{\an8}and I just want to take a nap,
so you can either work it out
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{\an8}or write an essay about working it out.
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- Got it?
- We'll work it out.
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{\an8}Okay, don't think about the pain.
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{\an8}Think about a sunny meadow, a lazy river,
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{\an8}the velvety touch
of a name-brand paper towel.
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He's asleep. This is perfect.
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{\an8}I'll do a spell to take out
his wisdom teeth
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{\an8}and he'll stop being that thing
Giada yells at drivers
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{\an8}when they cut her off.
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Are you sure about this?
Maybe we should call a dentist.
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How hard could it be?
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{\an8}There's no time for an oral surgeon.
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{\an8}Hook those teeth
like a freshwater sturgeon.
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Got them.
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Oh, you hooked a big one.
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{\an8}Man, these teeth got some fight in them.
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Little help here, Winter.
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Okay, Winter. I'll hold the bag open.
You gather up the teeth.
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{\an8}I don't like saying no to you,
so I'm gonna say "not right now."
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Good on you for having boundaries.
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Here I go.
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{\an8}Whoa. My toothache's gone.
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{\an8}I guess that nap really worked.
Awesomesauce!
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Got them.
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{\an8}I am not high-fiving you.
You have tooth juice on your hands.
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Boundaries.
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Yo, what's the haps?
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Uh, the haps is I got you
a dentist appointment.
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{\an8}Well, cancel it, Red,
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{\an8}because your boy is feeling fly
on the Staten I.
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Justin, are you okay?
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Totes McGotes!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
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{\an8}My b, you want some?
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No! Because we don't drink
from the carton.
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It's a rule.
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What kind of buzzkill came up with that?
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You did.
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Mm. Doesn't sound like me.
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Nothing but sink!
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Milo,
for the last time, we're not doing that!
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Give me one good reason
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why the clubhouse
shouldn't have balloon walls.
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Here's one.
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Wazzup!
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It's not fair, Dad.
This is my clubhouse.
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I should be in charge.
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You are.
I'm just making all the decisions.
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Roman, I got this.
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Why don't you head inside
and, uh, grab a juice box?
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A juice box? Before five?
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It's five o'clock somewhere.
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Huh?
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- Huh? Yeah!
- Huh! Yeah!
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Hey, don't worry. I got you, okay?
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What do you want
your clubhouse to look like?
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All I want is what's on this list.
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Water slide?
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Wouldn't a slime slide be more fun?
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It would be more fun!
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You are really earning
that World's Best Dad mug
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- Mom bought you and said was from me.
- Come on.
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Here you go, buddy.
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Slime slide, candy tree,
ball pit, trampoline room, art gallery.
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- Art gallery?
- I'm kidding.
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Fart gallery!
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Dad, it's a privilege to watch you work.
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What should I do with these?
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I'd put them under my pillow.
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But they're not my teeth.
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The tooth fairy doesn't ask questions.
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I made 60 bucks off of a jar of teeth
I got at a garage sale.
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Listen.
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Where are you going?
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Moving into the backyard.
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Dad used magic to make me
an awesome clubhouse.
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It's way better than this dump.
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Justin was using magic outside the lair?
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That's not like him.
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Who wants to go surfing?
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Anybody wanna go surfing?
We should go surfing.
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But none of us know how to surf.
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But some of us know how to magic.
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So it's okay if I use magic
outside the lair?
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Uh, duh.
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Billie, can I talk to you for a second?
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Oh!
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Is Mr. Russo acting weird?
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I thought he was being kind of cool.
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That's what's weird.
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Well, I don't know.
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Giada said he was supposed to get
those wisdom teeth out
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when he was younger.
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Maybe taking them out now
unleashed the real Justin.
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Maybe this is who
he was always meant to be.
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Cowabunga!
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Who wants to go catch some waves?
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Does this mean I don't have
to write that essay?
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Was that not clear
when I said "cowabunga"?
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Come on, dudes!
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- Should we?
- Winter... the man said "cowabunga."
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Surfing yesterday was awesome.
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I know.
Justin has been so much more fun
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since we took out his teeth.
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We should take Roman's next.
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I can't tell if you're kidding or not.
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Hmm. Neither can I.
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So, was Mr. Russo
back to normal this morning?
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I'm not sure. I haven't seen him.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Psych, I'm not sorry. I slept in.
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Uh, Justin, isn't it a little risky
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to take a portal to school?
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Uh, it's okay. The principal
told me he's fine with it.
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But you are the principal.
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Yeah, and I'm fine with it.
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Hey, whoa!
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No skateboarding in the hall.
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Unless you're me. Later, haters.
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He is being really reckless with magic.
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Like you-level reckless.
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Winter, it's gonna be fine.
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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- What does that mean?
- I don't know,
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but he just conjured
a sweet hoodie that says it.
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Deuces my gooses!
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I've been following Justin
around all day undoing his magic.
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You know, he made the water fountain
squirt cheese.
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He turned the school bus
into a monster truck.
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He gave Mr. Yancy donkey ears.
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Justin!
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Donkey ears on a teacher
seems like something you'd find hilarious.
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I do.
That's why it hurts so bad to undo it.
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But if Justin keeps
using magic like this,
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everybody's gonna realize
we're wizards.
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This all started after we took
his wisdom teeth out.
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I-- I thought he was just happy
that his toothache was gone.
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Now he's acting
like a dumb teenager.
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Maybe we took out
more than just his teeth.
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Maybe we took out his wisdom, too.
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No, that's crazy. You can't
take out someone's wisdom.
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Yo, yo, yo!
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Wanna watch me skateboard
off the roof into the pool?
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But, Principal Russo,
our school doesn't have a pool.
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It does now.
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Shaboom! Cannonball!
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Okay, maybe you can take out
someone's wisdom.
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Milo, what are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Where are you going?
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Nowhere.
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Why do you have that TV?
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What TV?
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The one from Mom and Dad's bedroom.
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Okay, fine. You got me.
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It is a TV.
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I'm taking it out to my clubhouse.
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Well, but we haven't built it yet,
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because we agreed
all your ideas are ridiculous.
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Well, Dad didn't think
they were ridiculous.
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He made it for me, and it's amazing.
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Oh, I gotta see this.
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Mm. Too bad, you have to know
the password to enter.
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Is it Milo's Clubhouse?
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Dang it!
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Come on.
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Whoa! Dad built this?
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Yep, with magic.
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But Dad would never use magic
for something like this.
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All I know is yesterday
I didn't have a clubhouse
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and today I'm eating chocolate chews
like they grow on trees.
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Because in here...
...they do.
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Does sour candy
grow on trees in here too?
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Roman, don't be ridiculous.
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They grow on bushes.
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They're in a garden
right past the puppy pavilion.
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There's a puppy pavilion?
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Yeah, but you have
to know the password.
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Is it "Milo's Puppy Pavilion"?
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Dang it! Come on.
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Ow!
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What the heck?!
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Why'd you get rid of the pool, Billie?
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Not cool.
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Justin, what were you thinking?
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Do you want everyone
to find out we're wizards?
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Do you want everyone
to find out you're a bummer?
253
00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:53,942
You're the principal of the school.
You need to start acting like it.
254
00:11:54,109 --> 00:11:56,194
Boo! I hate being the principal.
255
00:11:56,278 --> 00:11:58,405
It's so boring, you know?
It's like a job.
256
00:12:00,782 --> 00:12:01,950
It is a job.
257
00:12:02,784 --> 00:12:04,202
It's your dream job.
258
00:12:04,411 --> 00:12:06,455
You know, you rode
a guinea pig for this job.
259
00:12:06,538 --> 00:12:09,750
Yo, that was sick.
Guinea pigs are tight.
260
00:12:11,585 --> 00:12:14,087
No, you think rules are sick.
261
00:12:14,171 --> 00:12:15,881
And you think podcasts are tight.
262
00:12:17,674 --> 00:12:19,217
And as long as there's
a Greenwald Middle School,
263
00:12:19,301 --> 00:12:20,510
you are the principal.
264
00:12:21,386 --> 00:12:23,972
I can't be principal
if there's no school, right?
265
00:12:24,139 --> 00:12:25,348
Don't like where this is going.
266
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,142
What was here make it disappear!
267
00:12:31,772 --> 00:12:34,524
Whoa! Sick!
268
00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:37,152
What did you do?!
269
00:12:37,319 --> 00:12:39,362
You said as long as there's
a Greenwald Middle School,
270
00:12:39,446 --> 00:12:41,281
I'd be principal. But I don't wanna be,
271
00:12:41,364 --> 00:12:42,866
so I made the whole school disappear.
272
00:12:42,949 --> 00:12:43,992
Booyah!
273
00:12:44,743 --> 00:12:46,828
No, not booyah. Not booyah at all!
274
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,835
Puppy Pavilion, dairy-free ice cream.
275
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,713
This clubhouse has everything.
276
00:12:57,672 --> 00:12:59,132
That ice cream's not dairy-free.
277
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:00,967
But I'm lactose intolerant.
278
00:13:01,718 --> 00:13:02,928
To the fart gallery!
279
00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:10,644
This isn't the fart gallery.
280
00:13:13,438 --> 00:13:14,481
Well, it's about to be.
281
00:13:16,817 --> 00:13:19,277
It's fine. We just took a left
when we should have taken a right.
282
00:13:19,444 --> 00:13:20,445
Come on.
283
00:13:23,949 --> 00:13:27,994
Huh! Back at the balloon room.
284
00:13:28,161 --> 00:13:31,623
Do you not know your way around
your own clubhouse? Are we lost?
285
00:13:32,123 --> 00:13:34,000
No, I know exactly where we are.
286
00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:35,752
We're in the balloon room.
287
00:13:36,962 --> 00:13:39,339
How do we get out of the balloon room?
288
00:13:39,923 --> 00:13:41,800
That, I don't know.
289
00:13:43,385 --> 00:13:46,096
- Wait, I have an idea!
- No! No more ideas.
290
00:13:46,429 --> 00:13:48,765
Your crazy ideas are why
we're trapped in this place.
291
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:51,268
I knew I shouldn't
have listened to you.
292
00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:54,229
Wow. If that's how you really feel,
maybe you should leave.
293
00:13:54,312 --> 00:13:57,232
I would love to, but I'm stuck
in this House of Nightmares
294
00:13:57,315 --> 00:13:59,150
that I didn't want to build
in the first place.
295
00:14:00,569 --> 00:14:02,112
I guess all my ideas are terrible.
296
00:14:02,195 --> 00:14:03,697
I'm glad you got that off your chest.
297
00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:04,948
Hope you feel better.
298
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,419
Actually, I do.
299
00:14:17,711 --> 00:14:19,421
Normally,
I would compliment you on that fart.
300
00:14:19,504 --> 00:14:22,048
- But I am mad at you, so I won't.
- Hmph!
301
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,011
Guys.
302
00:14:26,678 --> 00:14:29,139
I was just in the bathroom,
and I reached for paper towels.
303
00:14:29,222 --> 00:14:30,682
And then there was no paper towels,
304
00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:32,517
and then there was no bathroom.
305
00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:35,437
I guess the lesson here is,
don't take anything for granted.
306
00:14:36,771 --> 00:14:39,107
Justin, you have gone too far this time.
307
00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:40,692
"Gone too far this time."
308
00:14:40,984 --> 00:14:42,152
I'm serious.
309
00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:43,320
"I'm serious."
310
00:14:44,029 --> 00:14:47,073
That's it.
You've caused enough trouble.
311
00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:50,076
Just go home, and I'll clean up your mess
like I've been doing all day.
312
00:14:51,286 --> 00:14:52,537
You're so mean!
313
00:14:55,457 --> 00:14:57,042
What once was here, make it reappear.
314
00:15:02,547 --> 00:15:04,758
I bring the school back
before anyone can see it's gone,
315
00:15:04,841 --> 00:15:06,259
and I'm the mean one?
316
00:15:06,384 --> 00:15:07,594
You were pretty harsh.
317
00:15:07,886 --> 00:15:10,096
And all day long he's been doing
dumb things with magic,
318
00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:12,682
and not even thinking
about the consequences and...
319
00:15:12,807 --> 00:15:15,018
Oh, sweet mother of Merlin, he's me.
320
00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:17,979
I would never point out your mistakes,
321
00:15:18,063 --> 00:15:19,230
but I'm glad you did.
322
00:15:20,565 --> 00:15:21,858
When I took out his wisdom teeth,
323
00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:23,693
I also took out his wisdom.
324
00:15:23,985 --> 00:15:26,529
You know, maybe if I put them back,
he'll go back to normal.
325
00:15:26,905 --> 00:15:29,908
Look at me, finding simple solutions
to complex problems.
326
00:15:30,075 --> 00:15:31,326
You really are just like Justin.
327
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:32,786
Yeah, we gotta get those teeth.
328
00:15:39,084 --> 00:15:41,419
Okay, you find Justin,
I'll go get the teeth.
329
00:15:41,628 --> 00:15:42,712
Are they still under your pillow?
330
00:15:42,837 --> 00:15:44,130
Yeah, I put them there yesterday.
331
00:15:44,214 --> 00:15:45,256
Oh, no.
332
00:15:45,382 --> 00:15:47,133
I hope the tooth fairy's running late.
333
00:15:49,761 --> 00:15:53,348
Hey! Get out!
Shoo! Shoo! Scat!
334
00:15:56,935 --> 00:15:58,436
Oh, that was close.
335
00:15:59,187 --> 00:16:01,856
I can't find Justin anywhere.
I think he's gone.
336
00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,775
I told him to come straight home.
337
00:16:03,858 --> 00:16:05,652
That man is getting on my last nerve.
338
00:16:14,202 --> 00:16:15,578
Justin's not in the lair.
339
00:16:15,704 --> 00:16:17,330
Where could he be?
340
00:16:17,455 --> 00:16:19,916
Oh,
you would not believe my day.
341
00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:23,336
I spilled coffee on my dress
on my way to work,
342
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,005
someone parked in my parking spot,
343
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,048
and then,
I did a story on a woman
344
00:16:27,132 --> 00:16:29,009
who makes 100,000 dollars a year
345
00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:30,927
officiating cat weddings.
346
00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:34,848
You know how much I make? Hm?
Not as much as the cat reverend
347
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,891
of Staten Island, I'll tell you that!
348
00:16:37,684 --> 00:16:40,437
What's going on here?
349
00:16:40,937 --> 00:16:41,980
- Nothing.
- We're fine.
350
00:16:43,356 --> 00:16:45,608
Good, because I could not handle
one more thing.
351
00:16:48,194 --> 00:16:50,280
We have to find Justin
and give him his wisdom back
352
00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:52,365
before Giada realizes what I did to him.
353
00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:54,117
He ran away after you yelled at him.
354
00:16:54,284 --> 00:16:56,786
If you're him and he's you,
where would you go if he yelled at you?
355
00:16:57,078 --> 00:16:58,621
I think I know.
356
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,169
Where is my TV?!
357
00:17:05,587 --> 00:17:07,213
I'm just gonna wait
for Billie outside.
358
00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:13,887
She told you to shoo?
You, the tooth fairy?
359
00:17:15,972 --> 00:17:17,640
Who does she even think she is?
360
00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:20,727
There you are.
361
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:24,189
What, did you come to yell at us again?
Well, we're not gonna take it anymore!
362
00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:29,152
Way to bail, tooth fairy!
363
00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:32,322
How'd you find out where I was?
364
00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:34,240
I came here when you yelled at me.
365
00:17:34,741 --> 00:17:37,035
Oh, dag, I knew this felt familiar.
366
00:17:38,787 --> 00:17:39,788
Come on, let's go home.
367
00:17:39,871 --> 00:17:41,498
Why,
so you can lecture me again?
368
00:17:42,749 --> 00:17:45,460
No.
I shouldn't have yelled at you.
369
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:48,213
This isn't your fault.
You tried to teach me
370
00:17:48,338 --> 00:17:51,382
that sometimes magic is about precision,
and not power.
371
00:17:52,509 --> 00:17:53,760
Maybe if I had listened,
372
00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:56,429
I would have only taken
your teeth and not your wisdom.
373
00:17:57,388 --> 00:17:58,389
You took my teeth?
374
00:17:59,766 --> 00:18:02,060
What I'm trying to say is, you were right.
375
00:18:02,268 --> 00:18:03,978
I can be a bull in a china shop.
376
00:18:04,062 --> 00:18:06,439
Why would a bull be in a china shop?
He'd break everything.
377
00:18:08,149 --> 00:18:09,818
- That's what I said.
- Yeah!
378
00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:12,695
But after chasing you around all day,
379
00:18:12,779 --> 00:18:14,155
I think I finally understand.
380
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:18,284
I need my teacher back,
which means you need your wisdom back.
381
00:18:18,743 --> 00:18:20,870
Word. Wisdom's tight.
382
00:18:23,081 --> 00:18:24,207
Please stop talking.
383
00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:34,634
Hey, Milo? Milo!
I know you're in there.
384
00:18:37,804 --> 00:18:39,264
Of course I'm in here.
385
00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:40,974
We don't know how to get out, remember?
386
00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:45,436
Why was this clubhouse
so important to you?
387
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:49,190
Billie has the lair.
388
00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:51,067
Just wanted a cool place
for us to hang out.
389
00:18:51,192 --> 00:18:52,277
This was for us?
390
00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:55,321
Yeah. We're brothers.
We share everything.
391
00:18:55,738 --> 00:18:57,490
I mean, you let me wear
your underwear.
392
00:18:57,824 --> 00:19:00,034
I most certainly do not.
393
00:19:01,369 --> 00:19:03,663
Let's not get caught up
in who wears whose underwear.
394
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:07,375
The point is,
I wanted a space for us.
395
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:09,419
But, I guess I got carried away.
396
00:19:09,961 --> 00:19:13,131
You're... You're creative.
That's a good thing.
397
00:19:14,299 --> 00:19:16,176
I-- I should have listened
to some of your ideas.
398
00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:19,721
Next time I will.
I'm sorry for snapping at you.
399
00:19:21,055 --> 00:19:22,807
And for calling my ideas bad?
400
00:19:23,141 --> 00:19:24,684
And for calling your ideas bad.
401
00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:26,269
And for being taller than me?
402
00:19:26,352 --> 00:19:28,146
Milo, I can't apologize for being--
Okay, okay.
403
00:19:29,105 --> 00:19:33,443
Okay. I'm so-- Milo, I'm sorry
for being taller than you.
404
00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:39,616
How are we gonna get out of here?
405
00:19:40,491 --> 00:19:41,910
Are you asking for my idea?
406
00:19:42,744 --> 00:19:45,872
Yeah. I guess I am.
407
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:50,084
Okay. Mom! Mommy!
408
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:51,544
That's a great idea.
409
00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:53,004
- Mom!
- Mommy!
410
00:19:53,213 --> 00:19:54,422
- Mom!
- Mommy!
411
00:19:54,589 --> 00:19:57,050
- Mom!
- Boys?
412
00:19:57,884 --> 00:19:59,969
Boys, are you in there?
413
00:20:02,013 --> 00:20:04,766
Mom! I knew you'd save us.
414
00:20:04,849 --> 00:20:06,809
I'm your mom.
415
00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:09,229
I could lift a car
if it meant getting to my babies.
416
00:20:10,188 --> 00:20:11,898
Also, you know the walls
are made of balloons, right?
417
00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:13,233
I used a safety pin.
418
00:20:15,318 --> 00:20:18,196
Is that my TV?!
419
00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:20,406
Hide.
420
00:20:26,913 --> 00:20:30,083
Just do it already.
Give me my wisdom back.
421
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,126
Ooh, dunk it in my ear hole.
422
00:20:33,795 --> 00:20:36,798
No. No one's dunking
anything in your ear hole.
423
00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:38,341
I have to be precise.
424
00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:39,801
Boo.
425
00:20:41,094 --> 00:20:42,762
Is there a spell to put him to sleep?
426
00:20:42,929 --> 00:20:44,180
- Good idea.
- Pfft!
427
00:20:44,264 --> 00:20:45,807
You can't put the J-Man to s...
428
00:20:48,977 --> 00:20:50,228
Okay, let's do this.
429
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,442
- You have to put that in his head.
- I know, Winter.
430
00:20:56,651 --> 00:20:59,362
- This reminds me of that game, Dr. Shock--
- I know, Winter.
431
00:20:59,487 --> 00:21:01,781
- You're really bad at that game.
- I know, Winter!
432
00:21:02,448 --> 00:21:04,367
You want to hold the wand,
and I'll do the play-by-play?
433
00:21:04,492 --> 00:21:05,451
Sorry.
434
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,957
Okay, just the blue cup.
435
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:14,252
Almost got it.
436
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:24,887
- Did it work?
- Only one way to find out.
437
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:35,315
Hey Justin. Feel like going surfing?
438
00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:37,525
Surfing? In Staten Island,
439
00:21:37,608 --> 00:21:39,068
I don't even drink the tap water.
440
00:21:40,194 --> 00:21:41,988
Oh yeah, he's back.
441
00:21:52,123 --> 00:21:54,042
Cowabunga, dudes!
442
00:22:02,925 --> 00:22:06,387
Awesome!
I'm gonna start saying cowabunga.
443
00:22:07,972 --> 00:22:09,015
Please don't.
444
00:22:09,974 --> 00:22:12,060
I can't believe you went surfing.
445
00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:14,854
- I can, my back's killing me.
- Aw.
446
00:22:16,397 --> 00:22:17,607
I just lost a tooth.
447
00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:19,442
I can't wait for the tooth fairy to come.
448
00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:20,902
I wouldn't hold your breath.
449
00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:25,948
Are we not gonna talk about
how hot your dad looks in a wetsuit?
450
00:22:27,158 --> 00:22:29,869
- Ugh!
- Get a room!
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