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But one might ask,
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"What happens after we
conquer the tristate area?"
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To which I say, first
thought, best thought.
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- [NADJA SNORES]
- We head west.
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Quick question, how long
will this presentation take?
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Well, okay, I did plan
a lunch midway through,
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right out there in the foyer.
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[LASZLO] Ah, ring, ring. Terribly
sorry, Jerry. I must take this.
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Hello? Really?
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You need me now, you say?
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Do excuse me. I'll be
straight back, I promise.
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I can tell you're not
holding a telephone.
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- Immediately? Ah!
- [THE GUIDE GASPS]
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All right, person on
the end of this mobile.
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[JERRY] It's not a phone.
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- He said, "Ring, ring."
- [THE GUIDE] Yes.
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- [JERRY] There's no cord.
- Wake up.
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- We'll press forward.
- [YAWNING] Great presentation, Jerry.
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Unfortunately, me and Nandor
have a 9:00 p.m. on the books.
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- So... [CHUCKLES] ... thank you so much.
- Yes.
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- [NANDOR] Okay, uh...
- [THE GUIDE AND JERRY SIGHING]
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Bye then.
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- [JERRY CLEARS THROAT]
- Bye.
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[NADJA SCOFFS] Thought you guys actually
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were taking the vampire
domination seriously this time.
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- We are.
- We are, Jerry.
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- Yeah?
- [NADJA] Just not right now.
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Great. So now I'm
talking to the ghost doll
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and the energy vampire.
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- Hi. Colin Robinson.
- [JERRY] Right.
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[COLIN] Can you just
take it from the top?
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[♪ "YOU'RE DEAD" PLAYING]
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♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're
dead, you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪
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♪ You've sold out your
dream To the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I am loving my job at
Cannon Capital Strategies.
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Every day, I am greasing
the filthy wheels of commerce
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and learning the dark
arts of corporate America,
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all the while, secretly helping
Guillermo rise through the ranks here.
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I have had to go above
and beyond at times
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- to, you know...
- [GUILLERMO] Oh, my God, he's choking.
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... help these dogs really
appreciate Guillermo.
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[PENDANT CLINKS]
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- Look at that.
- Nice.
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- [LISA] Oh, my God.
- [OFFICE WORKER] Yes.
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- [LISA] Guillermo saved his life.
- [OFFICE WORKER] Yes.
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But I think they are
coming around. [CHUCKLES]
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Hey, Nadja. Jordan's making a
big announcement in 15 minutes.
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So don't go anywhere, okay?
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[GUILLERMO] Hey, Jimmy, there you are.
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You see how he talks like the
little piss king of everything now?
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[SCOFFS] Oh. [CHUCKLES]
No rest for the wicked.
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♪ What a way to make a living!
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[NANDOR] Things are going
really well for me here.
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To be considered an important part of
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the team is refreshment for my spirits.
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It reminds me of the old
Al-Quolanudarian folktale
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of the humble sheepherder
who was secretly a prince.
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One day, the people here are
gonna be very surprised to learn
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that the janitor who scoops out their
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hangover vomit from wastepaper bins
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is in fact a very powerful warrior.
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There he is. What's up, Andy?
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So someone took a shit
on the toilet seat again.
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I will fix.
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All right, listen up!
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I got the big news.
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It's official.
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We have acquired Hancock and Sons. Yeah!
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This is a name that is synonymous
with classic American style,
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and it's got insane
brand equity out the ass.
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- Yo! Yeah!
- No, it's just a stellar,
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stellar acquisition.
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I'm so proud of you guys.
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And special kudos to the motherfucking
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- LBO team over here.
- Oh, no!
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- Killing it. Let's party!
- You, you!
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Yeah!
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- All right. Pop it up.
- [NADJA] Yeah!
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- Yeah. All right.
- [NADJA] Business!
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- Money!
- Back to work, every...
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- [NANDOR] Jordan. Congratulations.
- You ready for those...
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Thank you.
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- [OFFICE WORKER] Jordan! To you, Jordan!
- Yeah!
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- We did this. Yeah!
- [GUILLERMO] So, basically,
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we license the Hancock and
Sons name to the highest bidder
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who make the clothes
super cheap in Asia,
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which is a great job for a
third-world kid. [CLEARS THROAT]
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And then all the factories
that we close down in the US
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get converted into, like, drug clinics.
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Pretty clever if you think about it.
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- [JORDAN] Hey, Guillermo!
- Yes, master...
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- Yes, Jordan?
- Hey. Oh... I didn't know you were on film.
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Cool kicks, dude.
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Hey, did you get my
spot at Gage and Tollner?
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Yeah, you got it. 7:30, window seat.
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Okay, I'm gonna actually
need you to make that 8:00.
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- Okay.
- And I may not go at all.
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- All right.
- So make a note. [CHUCKLES]
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- Okay. [CHUCKLES]
- Hey, level up, bro.
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- Level up. [IMITATES EXPLOSION]
- There it is.
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- No, we don't explode. We fist...
- No? Sorry. Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll keep working on it.
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Hot tip. This little
ding-dong is partner material.
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- Trust me.
- What? No. It's easy when you have
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- a cool boss like Jordan.
- Shut the fuck up!
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I've learned so much from him.
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He's, um... Well, I hear
he's quite the dealmaker.
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- Thank you very much.
- So I kind of see him now
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more as a mentor.
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He can also be very demanding.
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What the fuck is this,
huh? What the fuck is that?
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Pick it up. Get the hell out.
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Goddamn it.
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But, you know, nothing I'm not used to.
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- [JORDAN] Hey, Guillermo.
- Yep?
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Yeah, one more thing.
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You know that janitor
you're kind of friendly with?
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The one that's getting in
everyone's face all the time? Andy?
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I don't know. Maybe Nandor?
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- That's it.
- Yeah. I don't know him.
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You know, every time the son of a bitch
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comes in my office to empty the trash...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ... he starts up a ten-minute conversation.
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- I'll talk to him.
- No, no. Fire him.
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[GROANS]
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Looks good to me. We should,
uh, try him out on the road.
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See how he does at a
quinceañera or something.
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[LASZLO] You'll do no such thing.
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This creature was created for shit
work, and shit work it will do.
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[NADJA THROUGH INTERCOM]
Laszlo, Sean is here.
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- [LASZLO] Fuck.
- Laszlo?
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Hello, my darling. Tell
him I'll be right up.
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He's already on his way down.
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Shit. Cover him up.
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[COLIN] Well, you're wrong, Laszlo.
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This monster could do so
much more than just shit work.
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Night night, little
buddy. See you later.
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- Whoa.
- [LASZLO] Seanay!
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Oh, what the fuck is this place?
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Some sort of torture chamber? [CHUCKLES]
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[LASZLO] No, no, no.
Welcome to the laundry room.
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Smells like scrambled eggs and piss.
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Well, Nadja insists that
we use an organic detergent.
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It's cool. Cool. So you guys
still work at the railroad, right?
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Of course we do. Yeah,
I work at the railroad.
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- Me too.
- For a few years now, we've had to
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tell Sean that we work at the railroad.
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Which explains the
rather odd hours we keep.
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He usually doesn't ask questions,
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which is good because we don't
know dick about the railroad.
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So that's a... It's a pretty cool job.
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- [LASZLO] It's about the coolest.
- The railroad is a great company.
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- Sean's not what you would call curious.
- [LAUGHS]
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♪ Seanay! ♪
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Well, I just got
shitcanned from the TSA.
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Charmaine's been on my ass about asking
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if, I don't know, you know, maybe I
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could get an interview
with the railroad.
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But fuck me, you know.
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You want an interview, you got it.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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- [LAUGHING] Oh, that's awesome.
- [LASZLO] Anything for a friend.
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You're the best friend
I've ever had in my life.
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I swear to you guys,
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I am not gonna let you down.
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Not even you, Dilbert.
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I gotta tell Charmaine right now.
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***
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- Shit.
- We don't actually work at the railroad.
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Yes, I do know that.
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Just hypnotize the guy so he
forgets about the interview.
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I wish I could. He's almost brain-dead.
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He's hypnotized out.
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He's a proper idiot.
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Doesn't know his ass from his
elbow. I mean, he really is stupid.
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But he's my friend.
I can't let him down.
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Hey, elevator box don't go-go.
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You need to press one
of the buttons, Sean.
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- [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
- [SEAN CHUCKLES] There we go.
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Good gravy.
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Yo, Big G.
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- What is that, tea?
- Yeah.
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[CHUCKLES] Okay.
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I need you to book the back
room at Modus for Friday night.
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We're gonna go ham on some
steaks with the whole team.
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- That includes you.
- Really?
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Yeah. You're special to me, ding-dong.
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- Okay.
- Look at that smile.
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You earned it, bro.
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What the fuck?
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Hey, the fuck is he still doing here?
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I told you to fire that hippie.
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Oh, yeah. I've been so swamped.
I haven't got around to...
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Yeah, yeah. We're all swamped.
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If you're not ready to step up,
I need to know, like, right now.
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I'm ready.
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Hi.
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Welcome to the Staten Island
and Southwestern Railroad.
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[LASZLO] We brainstormed several
ways out of our Sean dilemma,
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but in the end, the
simplest plan was the best,
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which was to rent an entire
corporate office floor
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and hire a bunch of actors to pretend
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they're working at a railroad office.
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Christine, we're gonna need more phones.
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Derryberry, not West
Brighton. Derryberry.
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Now, you two are gonna
be in an office romance.
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You know, I wanna
really feel the tension.
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Do I get extra for that?
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Uh, no, you don't. You're
lucky to even be here.
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[COLIN] Don't overthink it, guys.
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Pretend you work at the railroad.
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Sometimes you look at a clock.
Sometimes you look at a map.
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You're always angling
for some workmen's comp
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so you can sit on your big butts.
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That's the dream of a railroad worker.
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[HUMMING] Guillermo! What
is cracking, my friend?
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You know, just crushing
it, climbing up that ladder.
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- You know how it is.
- I do.
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I am also making arrangements
in the friendship department.
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So, here's the thing.
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Jordan has asked me to tell you...
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Advice from the great Jordan. Do tell.
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Well, Jordan has asked me to tell you...
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Did I win employee of the month?
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He wants me to tell you
that he thinks you should...
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blend in more with the background.
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00:09:25,483 --> 00:09:30,246
- The background? I...
- Kinda be more invisible.
236
00:09:30,817 --> 00:09:32,046
Invisible?
237
00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:36,049
Yes, of course.
238
00:09:36,050 --> 00:09:38,605
You know, as a powerful warrior,
239
00:09:38,616 --> 00:09:43,379
I'm not so used to tamping down
my natural air of cold command.
240
00:09:43,903 --> 00:09:47,493
Such a personality
can cast a long shadow.
241
00:09:48,001 --> 00:09:50,382
- That's it.
- Thank you for the advice, Guillermo.
242
00:09:50,393 --> 00:09:52,361
It'll be as if I'm not even here.
243
00:09:52,944 --> 00:09:53,980
Okay.
244
00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:58,105
[SEAN] Give me another fact.
245
00:09:58,106 --> 00:10:00,197
Our trains specialize in moving units.
246
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,517
All right. Well, how many units?
247
00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:04,964
- 2,000 units.
- That's big.
248
00:10:04,975 --> 00:10:07,391
Oh, engines. They run
on electric or diesel?
249
00:10:07,392 --> 00:10:09,807
Uh, electric diesel and
I'll throw in some steam.
250
00:10:09,808 --> 00:10:12,258
- Sounds like low emissions.
- Strictly nocturnal.
251
00:10:12,259 --> 00:10:14,187
[LAUGHS]
252
00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:15,509
I'm gonna love this company.
253
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,210
What a lovely surprise!
254
00:10:17,479 --> 00:10:19,805
Seany, what is going on here?
255
00:10:19,816 --> 00:10:23,094
Laz is prepping me for my interview
with the railroad tomorrow.
256
00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:26,168
- Could I borrow you, my Velvet King?
- If you must.
257
00:10:26,169 --> 00:10:27,567
[CHUCKLES] Husband and
wife business, you know.
258
00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:29,682
Don't worry about it. Go over my resume.
259
00:10:29,741 --> 00:10:32,157
[NADJA WHISPERING] You
idiot. There is no railroad.
260
00:10:32,168 --> 00:10:33,608
[WHISPERING] Well,
that's why we built one.
261
00:10:33,619 --> 00:10:35,305
You built a railroad?
262
00:10:35,316 --> 00:10:37,006
Well, not the whole
thing, just the office.
263
00:10:37,007 --> 00:10:38,422
So you could give Sean a job?
264
00:10:38,423 --> 00:10:40,320
Of course not. There is no job.
265
00:10:40,321 --> 00:10:41,942
So we could give Sean an interview,
266
00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:43,203
build his confidence.
267
00:10:43,214 --> 00:10:45,695
After this, he'll be getting
jobs left, right and Chelsea.
268
00:10:45,706 --> 00:10:47,598
I don't remember working at Kinko's.
269
00:10:47,609 --> 00:10:49,093
[SIGHS] Laszlo,
270
00:10:49,701 --> 00:10:50,872
[SMACKS LIPS]
271
00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:53,673
Sean is very lucky to have a friend
272
00:10:53,684 --> 00:10:57,722
who is as big and generous in his
brains as he is in his knickers.
273
00:10:57,827 --> 00:10:59,517
[LASZLO LAUGHS] Yes.
274
00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:01,652
You, uh, think I should get,
275
00:11:01,653 --> 00:11:03,344
like, a conductor's hat or something?
276
00:11:03,825 --> 00:11:05,371
[NANDOR] Of course I will miss the easy
277
00:11:05,381 --> 00:11:08,346
camaraderie of an office environment.
278
00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:11,567
But such is the curse of powerful men.
279
00:11:13,685 --> 00:11:15,306
- What's up, gangsta?
- What's up? What!
280
00:11:15,346 --> 00:11:17,292
At least I am helping Guillermo.
281
00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:19,256
What's he doing? ***
282
00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:21,361
- You good?
- All right. I gotta go.
283
00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:23,052
- All right.
- I'll see ya.
284
00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:24,916
[NANDOR] Of course it hurt a little,
285
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:28,071
but I was reminded of
when I was a warlord.
286
00:11:28,082 --> 00:11:32,671
I would always discourage nonsexual
fraternization amongst the men.
287
00:11:32,753 --> 00:11:35,100
[SEAN] Whoa, this is one
hell of a busy office.
288
00:11:35,121 --> 00:11:36,765
And this is just the night shift?
289
00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:39,054
Well, here at the railroad,
we like to keep rolling.
290
00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:41,371
[LAUGHS] I see what you did there.
291
00:11:41,382 --> 00:11:43,607
- [LASZLO] Are you ready?
- [SEAN] I'm ready as I'll ever be.
292
00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:46,171
Oh, hey, listen, I'd like to say hi
to Nandor while I'm here, you know.
293
00:11:46,594 --> 00:11:49,390
Yeah, I don't think that'll be
possible. He's very busy at the moment.
294
00:11:50,017 --> 00:11:52,157
There he is. Now, we'll
just move on in here.
295
00:11:52,359 --> 00:11:54,498
- Oh, yeah.
- You're about to meet Mr. Smith.
296
00:11:54,499 --> 00:11:57,259
Now, he's a tough nut to
crack, a man of few words.
297
00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:58,744
- Just relax and be yourself.
- Yeah.
298
00:11:58,755 --> 00:12:01,184
If I tell you to leave that
office, then get out of the office.
299
00:12:01,195 --> 00:12:02,881
- What do you do?
- Get out of the office.
300
00:12:02,891 --> 00:12:04,047
You got it.
301
00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:07,224
- Oh, why it's Laszlo and Sean.
- [LASZLO] Yes.
302
00:12:07,235 --> 00:12:11,238
Mr. Smith, this is the man
we were telling you about.
303
00:12:11,239 --> 00:12:16,036
Sean Rinaldi, meet Greg
Smith, president of the SISR.
304
00:12:16,037 --> 00:12:18,314
He had a little fender
bender over the weekend.
305
00:12:18,315 --> 00:12:19,592
We're not gonna need that.
306
00:12:19,593 --> 00:12:20,594
I wouldn't be so sure.
307
00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:22,593
Greeting.
308
00:12:22,604 --> 00:12:24,812
Hey, thank you for the opportunity.
309
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,806
- [GROANS]
- [SEAN GRUNTS]
310
00:12:26,807 --> 00:12:29,016
Damn, that's an interesting grip, huh?
311
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:32,743
We decided to kill two
cats with one arrow,
312
00:12:32,744 --> 00:12:35,435
meaning Sean gets his interview,
313
00:12:35,436 --> 00:12:39,543
and the monster gets to show
that he's a smart, cool dude.
314
00:12:39,544 --> 00:12:41,717
[GROANS] Who Sean?
315
00:12:41,718 --> 00:12:43,339
That's a great question.
316
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:44,731
Who is Sean Rinaldi?
317
00:12:44,742 --> 00:12:48,365
Well, I'm a hard worker, a team player.
318
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,997
Why Sean railroad?
319
00:12:50,071 --> 00:12:52,189
Boom. Another great question.
320
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:56,341
I will hold you responsible
if today turns into carnage.
321
00:12:56,457 --> 00:12:58,078
- It won't.
- It might.
322
00:12:58,079 --> 00:12:59,154
I think to me,
323
00:12:59,165 --> 00:13:01,511
the Staten Island and Southwestern Rail
324
00:13:01,528 --> 00:13:03,943
isn't in the business of transportation.
325
00:13:04,085 --> 00:13:06,846
It's in the business of dreams.
326
00:13:06,847 --> 00:13:08,365
- [MONSTER GROANS]
- [SEAN CHUCKLES]
327
00:13:10,115 --> 00:13:11,237
This is so good.
328
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,182
- Sorry, I gotta ask, man.
- [GUILLERMO] Hmm?
329
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,644
What's your fucking deal?
Where do you even come from?
330
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:20,031
Oh, uh, well, I'm from Staten
Island, but I was raised in the Bronx.
331
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,422
[CHUCKLES] No, motherfucker.
332
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,240
I mean, you were pushing the mail cart
333
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,992
two weeks ago,
and now you're an analyst?
334
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:26,599
Like, what the fuck's up with that?
335
00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:30,406
Well, a junior analyst, but yeah,
guess I'm pretty good at my job.
336
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,206
- [GUILLERMO CHUCKLES]
- Pretty fucking great at it, more like it.
337
00:13:32,217 --> 00:13:33,761
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
338
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,842
No, no. But seriously, bro, Jordan,
he thinks you're the shit, man.
339
00:13:36,853 --> 00:13:37,991
- Really?
- That's right.
340
00:13:38,002 --> 00:13:39,244
Yeah, yeah. No lie.
341
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:42,993
And then I say, "Not my problem."
342
00:13:43,228 --> 00:13:45,401
[LAUGHTER]
343
00:13:45,402 --> 00:13:46,506
Cheers to you, motherfuckers.
344
00:13:46,507 --> 00:13:47,507
[ALL] Cheers.
345
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,588
- Let's do this!
- [WHOOPING]
346
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:52,478
♪ Can graduate ♪
347
00:13:52,479 --> 00:13:53,859
Go again. Let's go again.
348
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:57,172
[JORDAN] Come on, you
know you want it. Let's go!
349
00:13:57,173 --> 00:13:58,975
Bring 'em round. Bring 'em around.
350
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:02,178
- [COUGHS]
- [LAUGHING]
351
00:14:05,457 --> 00:14:06,872
Yes. Yeah.
352
00:14:07,945 --> 00:14:09,773
- Wow, dude.
- Yeah.
353
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,532
[WHOOPING, CHEERING]
354
00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:14,500
It goes small, then it goes...
355
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:15,807
- ♪ Can I graduate? ♪
- ♪ Can I graduate? ♪
356
00:14:19,782 --> 00:14:22,091
Hey, hey. Listen up. Listen up.
357
00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:24,380
I got something to say. I
wanna get this off my chest.
358
00:14:24,391 --> 00:14:26,633
Make it real quick, then
we'll go back to the partying.
359
00:14:26,644 --> 00:14:28,334
Looking at everybody at this table,
360
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,450
some of you guys are not gonna
be here in a couple of months.
361
00:14:30,461 --> 00:14:32,980
I get that. Because
of performance levels.
362
00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:35,555
But for most of you, I
love this group so much.
363
00:14:35,556 --> 00:14:37,384
I am so proud of this team.
364
00:14:37,385 --> 00:14:39,802
- Pussy.
- I will knock you out, motherfucker.
365
00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,641
Shut the fuck up. Trying
to get through this.
366
00:14:41,652 --> 00:14:43,998
You know, this isn't something
I'm comfortable doing, being nice.
367
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:48,188
But I wanna say it. You
guys work so damn hard.
368
00:14:48,189 --> 00:14:50,018
And if you know anything about me,
369
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:53,459
you know that everything I do here
is for my wife and my kids, right?
370
00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:56,024
And having said that, fuck 'em.
371
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:59,268
This is my fucking family, right here!
372
00:14:59,269 --> 00:15:02,377
- [CHEERING]
- Guillermo. Get the fuck up here.
373
00:15:02,388 --> 00:15:06,598
Get up here. Guillermo
de la fucking Cruz.
374
00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:09,934
This kid shows up early, stays late.
375
00:15:09,935 --> 00:15:12,419
Works his ass off, never complains.
376
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,802
And I love it.
377
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,946
And I love you. Welcome
to the family, my brother.
378
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,702
Let's hear it for Guillermo!
379
00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:20,497
[DISTANT CHEERING]
380
00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:28,832
I may look wistful, but that
is the look all generals have
381
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:31,872
when they hear the
enlisted men carrying on.
382
00:15:32,993 --> 00:15:35,270
Let them sing and boast.
383
00:15:35,271 --> 00:15:37,652
It is better that I keep my distance.
384
00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:39,033
[JORDAN] Guillermo, let's go!
385
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,544
Well, I don't wanna take up any
more of your time, Mr. Smith,
386
00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:46,347
except to say that I
believe in the power of rail.
387
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:49,027
And not just for the economics
of this great country,
388
00:15:49,038 --> 00:15:50,694
but for the entire planet.
389
00:15:50,903 --> 00:15:53,525
It's one of the reasons that
I think I make a great fit.
390
00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:56,077
'Cause I'm young, I'm
dumb. I'm a fool...
391
00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:57,913
Greg Smith stop you there.
392
00:15:58,153 --> 00:15:59,664
- Yeah.
- [GRUNTS]
393
00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:01,608
[SEAN] Shit, I shouldn't
have made the joke.
394
00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:10,531
Railroad more than get
freight A to B point.
395
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:14,418
- It more than business for money profit.
- Yeah.
396
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,820
- It about connect people.
- Yeah.
397
00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:20,521
It about bring folk together.
398
00:16:20,532 --> 00:16:23,154
[CHUCKLING] Yeah. I couldn't agree more.
399
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:26,217
Greg Smith like cut of Sean jib.
400
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:27,771
Welcome to railroad.
401
00:16:27,772 --> 00:16:29,014
- All right.
- [GRUNTING]
402
00:16:30,342 --> 00:16:33,034
[COLIN] I am so proud right now.
403
00:16:33,045 --> 00:16:35,771
I-I told you he could do
more than just grunt work.
404
00:16:35,782 --> 00:16:37,669
Yeah, but you know he
wasn't actually supposed to
405
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,310
- hire Sean.
- Yeah.
406
00:16:39,321 --> 00:16:41,356
So, uh, how many days do I get off?
407
00:16:41,554 --> 00:16:44,108
Fair enough. But he didn't kill anyone.
408
00:16:45,944 --> 00:16:48,394
I cannot believe you hired him,
409
00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:51,107
let alone made him a vice president.
410
00:16:51,118 --> 00:16:54,292
What? I think Sean will make
a fantastic vice president.
411
00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:56,270
Me like cut of Sean jib.
412
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:58,836
Yeah. I couldn't agree more, Monster.
413
00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:02,466
He's super qualified, and
he's incredibly charismatic.
414
00:17:02,477 --> 00:17:05,099
- [MONSTER GRUNTS]
- I mean, damn Sean for being so good.
415
00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:06,857
[GUILLERMO] What's up, motherfuckers?
416
00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:09,387
"Motherfuckers"? Shouldn't
you be shitting in your shed?
417
00:17:09,398 --> 00:17:12,987
No. Me and Jordan and the
LBO team went out for steak...
418
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,335
- [NADJA] Ugh.
- ... because we closed
419
00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:17,424
on the Hancock and Sons deal.
420
00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:20,227
Oh, Hancock and Sons.
That's a quality shirt.
421
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:21,714
[SCOFFS] Not anymore.
422
00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:23,933
We just bought it for
the brand and the land.
423
00:17:23,944 --> 00:17:26,014
- [NADJA GROANS]
- The rest of it can go fuck itself.
424
00:17:26,068 --> 00:17:28,758
- [LASZLO] Ooh.
- No, no. Not fuck itself.
425
00:17:28,769 --> 00:17:30,957
Like Jordan said, this is a net positive
426
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,819
for the consumer to
get a cheaper product.
427
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:34,244
That is just a nice way of saying
428
00:17:34,255 --> 00:17:36,912
that you get rich off the
bones of the old workers.
429
00:17:36,936 --> 00:17:38,730
You don't know what you're
talking about. You know why?
430
00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:41,277
Because you are not on the team.
431
00:17:41,288 --> 00:17:43,013
[CHUCKLING]
432
00:17:43,024 --> 00:17:45,750
[INHALES SHARPLY] Bitch, I am the team.
433
00:17:46,022 --> 00:17:49,231
I built you up from a nobody
in the mail room. [HISSES]
434
00:17:49,232 --> 00:17:51,150
I was told at my onboarding
435
00:17:51,161 --> 00:17:55,302
that nobody is a nobody at
Cannon Capital Strategies.
436
00:17:55,313 --> 00:17:58,661
[NADJA] It is not right that
this insolent little shed-dweller
437
00:17:58,672 --> 00:18:00,604
should ever claim to be better than me.
438
00:18:00,971 --> 00:18:02,313
Whatever, Nadja, 'kay?
439
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,384
Yeah, maybe you did help
me get a few steps ahead.
440
00:18:04,385 --> 00:18:06,503
- But you know what? You're not that great.
- [NADJA GASPS]
441
00:18:06,514 --> 00:18:09,861
In fact, that whole office is made
up of tiny little shed-dwellers.
442
00:18:10,391 --> 00:18:12,979
Jordan loves me because I crush it,
443
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:15,395
and you're all sitting around
with your dicks in your hands.
444
00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:17,639
- [IMITATES POPPING]
- Why not? It's our house.
445
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:21,817
Those pencil dicks will rue
the day they ever overlooked me.
446
00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:24,991
[JORDAN] Okay. So let's
wait for their counter,
447
00:18:24,992 --> 00:18:26,924
but be prepared to be
very aggressive with them,
448
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:29,168
because I've seen this before.
449
00:18:29,169 --> 00:18:30,293
- Okay?
- Yeah.
450
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,769
What else do we have on the
agenda? I know there's some more...
451
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:36,852
Which of you sons of bitches
wants to live in a mansion?
452
00:18:37,078 --> 00:18:39,527
Yeah, I think you're in the
wrong meeting there, Elvira.
453
00:18:39,595 --> 00:18:41,907
- Okay? This is the LBO team.
- Sorry.
454
00:18:42,009 --> 00:18:45,425
I thought this was the team with
dicks so big they wiped the floors.
455
00:18:45,436 --> 00:18:48,887
But if you're too busy sucking
each other off, I can go elsewhere.
456
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:53,287
Hang on. I'll bite. Before I fire
you. What do you... What do you got?
457
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,024
Do you like trains? 'Cause
I know your mom does.
458
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,536
And this is too big even
for her wide-set legs.
459
00:18:59,948 --> 00:19:02,735
Staten Island and Southwestern Railroad,
460
00:19:02,745 --> 00:19:05,504
absolutely creaming with assets.
461
00:19:05,515 --> 00:19:08,967
- Open season.
- [JORDAN] Yeah, this might be something.
462
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,488
Well, how's it feel?
463
00:19:13,489 --> 00:19:15,628
[CHUCKLES] Like I belong, right?
464
00:19:15,629 --> 00:19:19,100
What do I do now? Call a
meeting? Make a spreadsheet?
465
00:19:19,111 --> 00:19:20,457
[COLIN] The world's your oyster.
466
00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:22,728
You're higher up on the
org chart than we are.
467
00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:24,844
- I am?
- Oh, yeah. You're a VP.
468
00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:27,536
Laszlo's a deputy senior director,
469
00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:29,775
and I'm a, uh, railroad consultant.
470
00:19:29,786 --> 00:19:32,601
- Marone. That's a lot of responsibility.
- Yeah.
471
00:19:32,612 --> 00:19:35,855
We should do something official.
Let's go check out the trains.
472
00:19:35,856 --> 00:19:38,409
That's a great idea. Let's
go and check out the trains.
473
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,170
- There are no trains.
- I know that.
474
00:19:40,171 --> 00:19:42,062
I just don't wanna disappoint Sean.
475
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:44,074
Maybe we can tell him
the trains were stolen?
476
00:19:44,085 --> 00:19:46,569
He's not gonna believe a
preposterous lie like that.
477
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:48,547
Wait a minute. What's Nadja doing here?
478
00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:50,127
Well, here we are.
479
00:19:50,138 --> 00:19:52,260
You can see for yourself how active
480
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:54,864
and alive and real it is. [CHUCKLES]
481
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,533
Ah, my darling. What a pleasant
surprise. Who are your guests?
482
00:19:58,534 --> 00:20:02,070
Uh, us business banker
types are very interested in
483
00:20:02,081 --> 00:20:05,507
the Staten Island Southwestern
Railway with a view to purchase.
484
00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:06,748
Am I right, my guys?
485
00:20:06,749 --> 00:20:09,406
I'm so sorry. Is this a joke?
486
00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:11,270
- What are you even pointing at?
- [LISA] What?
487
00:20:11,271 --> 00:20:12,655
There's nothing even on this paper.
488
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:14,290
And on the other side
it just says train over
489
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,505
and over again. You see that?
490
00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:17,439
[LISA] This computer is
fake. It's made of plastic.
491
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,969
Is this a fucking prank or
something? Is this a prank show?
492
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:22,050
- Are you fucking with us?
- 'Cause that would be funny.
493
00:20:22,061 --> 00:20:25,684
No, no. No. This is actually a
tremendous, good business deal.
494
00:20:25,802 --> 00:20:27,518
Very ruthless stuff.
495
00:20:27,529 --> 00:20:29,426
And we're gonna be drunk on gold.
496
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,152
It's all right, my
darling. They've sussed it.
497
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,250
The office is bullshit.
498
00:20:33,261 --> 00:20:35,151
It was done just for the
benefit of my friend, Sean.
499
00:20:35,162 --> 00:20:36,354
- Well, that explains it.
- Sean.
500
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,744
Yeah, and who the fuck is Sean?
501
00:20:37,745 --> 00:20:40,540
Sean is my best friend.
He means everything to me.
502
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:44,135
So you brought us to Staten
Island for some straight bullshit?
503
00:20:44,146 --> 00:20:45,753
[LASZLO] Pretty much,
yeah. And it'd be great
504
00:20:45,764 --> 00:20:47,523
if you fellas just played along.
505
00:20:47,534 --> 00:20:49,362
- He's a nice guy.
- Yeah, I don't think so.
506
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,815
- This is fucking mental.
- Jordan is gonna be so pissed.
507
00:20:51,825 --> 00:20:53,277
I don't care about Jordan!
508
00:20:53,278 --> 00:20:55,649
My husband spent $3,000 on this place.
509
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,316
It was actually $3,500.
510
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:58,871
- [NADJA GROANS]
- Hold up.
511
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:01,677
- This whole floor went for 35 hundo?
- Only for the month.
512
00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:04,905
Shit. That's way below market
value, even in Staten Island.
513
00:21:04,916 --> 00:21:06,394
- Got eyes on that market, guys.
- That's good.
514
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,499
- That's crazy.
- They're probably part of a family trust
515
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,432
where they all hate each
other and wanna cash out.
516
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:13,125
This is a family in
crisis. Let's go. [LAUGHS]
517
00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:15,704
[JIMMY] Yes. Fuck yeah. Yes. Yes.
518
00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:17,677
Even though there was no railroad,
519
00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,960
the real estate was very "undervalued."
520
00:21:20,971 --> 00:21:23,145
Yeah. Plus, that real estate
girl I've been fucking,
521
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,226
she told me Staten Island,
it's the new Bushwick.
522
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:26,599
Yes!
523
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:29,440
I may not know what any of that
means, but it makes no difference.
524
00:21:30,277 --> 00:21:32,624
I still made it happen.
525
00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:35,091
[LISA] Good work. Let's go, Magda.
526
00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:37,151
You might've just saved your job. Yeah.
527
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:40,440
My darling wife Nadja not only
proved her mettle with the financiers,
528
00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:43,017
but she also solved the Sean dilemma.
529
00:21:43,629 --> 00:21:44,708
He got a job at the railroad.
530
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,158
- Come and take a walk with me.
- Yeah.
531
00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:48,781
The railroad went under
as railroads often do.
532
00:21:48,782 --> 00:21:50,907
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Beyond my control.
533
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:53,126
I'm taking my train,
which my grandpa gave me.
534
00:21:53,649 --> 00:21:56,637
This place doesn't
deserve me. I'm leaving.
535
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,683
So do me a favor. When you're
putting those decks together,
536
00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,247
I just want you to double check
537
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:02,553
to make sure all the valuation
spreads are... [SIGHS]
538
00:22:02,825 --> 00:22:04,003
What the fuck, dude?
539
00:22:04,004 --> 00:22:06,504
I thought I told you to
fire that weird janitor.
540
00:22:06,515 --> 00:22:08,240
- Yeah. No. I know, but...
- I don't wanna hear it, okay?
541
00:22:08,426 --> 00:22:09,634
Just get it done.
542
00:22:11,222 --> 00:22:13,189
[GUILLERMO] I don't wanna fire Nandor.
543
00:22:13,324 --> 00:22:16,166
But it's like Jordan said,
it's about being the right fit.
544
00:22:16,177 --> 00:22:17,189
Fuck.
545
00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:18,914
And maybe that's what
we were. Or weren't.
546
00:22:19,141 --> 00:22:22,214
Nandor couldn't make me a vampire,
and I can't make him a janitor.
547
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,898
Okay. [WHISPERING] This is
why they pay you the money.
548
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,238
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
549
00:22:37,904 --> 00:22:40,412
Nandor, hey. Busy?
550
00:22:41,283 --> 00:22:43,939
Um, just doing some light cleaning.
551
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:45,049
Please, take a seat.
552
00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:46,786
[SIGHS] Great.
553
00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:49,554
[GROANS LOUDLY]
554
00:22:49,565 --> 00:22:53,042
It feels good to take some
weight off the old tootsies.
555
00:22:53,053 --> 00:22:55,573
- Yeah. A break is good.
- What is cracking?
556
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,764
- You know. Same old, same old.
- Mmm.
557
00:22:58,775 --> 00:23:01,577
You know, I noticed that Jordan is
558
00:23:01,587 --> 00:23:04,329
starting to show a
real special confidence
559
00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:06,686
in you, Guillermo,
and he's wise to do so.
560
00:23:06,856 --> 00:23:08,927
- Thank you.
- I mean it.
561
00:23:08,938 --> 00:23:11,353
I think you will do very well here.
562
00:23:11,364 --> 00:23:14,056
- I think so too. Which is why...
- I'm proud of you.
563
00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:17,832
Okay. You know, there's no easy way of
564
00:23:17,842 --> 00:23:19,768
saying this, so I'm just gonna say it.
565
00:23:19,779 --> 00:23:21,156
Say what?
566
00:23:21,908 --> 00:23:29,159
That we, as a company, need to downsize.
567
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:34,039
Downsize. What is downsize?
568
00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:35,430
- Sounds exciting. [CHUCKLES]
- Nah.
569
00:23:35,475 --> 00:23:37,959
It's when you have to let people go.
570
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,506
It's not Jimmy, is it?
571
00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:41,445
No, it's not Jimmy.
572
00:23:41,446 --> 00:23:45,097
[SIGHS] Whew. Jimmy
is my number one bro.
573
00:23:45,108 --> 00:23:49,460
No, I'm telling you because you're
the one that we have to let go.
574
00:23:51,043 --> 00:23:54,425
You're firing me?
575
00:23:54,484 --> 00:23:55,967
Yes, but if you think about it,
576
00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:57,944
it's the best thing that
could ever happen to you.
577
00:23:57,945 --> 00:23:59,748
I just want you to know
that it was not my decision.
578
00:23:59,759 --> 00:24:03,272
It's fine. I'll just, um...
579
00:24:04,124 --> 00:24:05,920
I'm so sorry.
580
00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:08,721
Good luck, Guillermo.
581
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,423
Good luck, Nandor.
582
00:24:14,272 --> 00:24:15,308
Excuse me.
583
00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:21,607
You know what, I'm great. It's
been a positive experience.
584
00:24:21,762 --> 00:24:24,454
Guillermo, he's like a baby bird,
585
00:24:24,455 --> 00:24:27,457
like a little falcon looking
for his first bit of prey.
586
00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:29,118
He has to prove himself.
587
00:24:29,129 --> 00:24:32,203
So, no, I am in no way, shape or form
588
00:24:32,213 --> 00:24:34,306
humiliated by the fact that I have
589
00:24:34,465 --> 00:24:38,296
just been fired by my
own... by my former...
590
00:24:39,366 --> 00:24:40,677
You know what? I...
591
00:24:40,678 --> 00:24:42,472
[AUDIO FEEDBACK FROM MICROPHONE]
592
00:24:42,483 --> 00:24:43,883
Yes.
593
00:24:44,697 --> 00:24:45,997
Excuse me.
594
00:24:47,706 --> 00:24:48,912
Please.
595
00:24:51,516 --> 00:24:52,896
I said please!
596
00:24:52,897 --> 00:24:54,381
[BOXES CLATTER]
597
00:24:57,742 --> 00:25:00,848
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
598
00:25:01,109 --> 00:25:03,663
♪ I'm going to work ♪
599
00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:07,946
♪ Until... ♪
600
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,129
[SEAN] I'll always treasure
my brief time at the railroad.
601
00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:12,167
There you go.
602
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,627
I came away from it
knowing that I got value.
603
00:25:13,918 --> 00:25:15,056
Fuck, fuck.
604
00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:16,402
Sean Rinaldi is a hot commodity.
605
00:25:16,403 --> 00:25:17,694
Wish me luck.
606
00:25:17,705 --> 00:25:19,753
You know which way to the
Sean Rinaldi interview?
607
00:25:19,764 --> 00:25:21,412
I mean, I'm still seeking similar VP
608
00:25:21,422 --> 00:25:23,192
positions in the transportation sector,
609
00:25:23,203 --> 00:25:25,427
but till one of those comes along,
610
00:25:25,438 --> 00:25:27,784
I'm gonna keep my hand in
right here at TaskRabbit.
611
00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:31,246
'Cause this guy is gonna be okay.
612
00:25:31,384 --> 00:25:34,076
♪ I'm going to work ♪
613
00:25:36,734 --> 00:25:38,736
♪ Till the setting ♪
614
00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:42,912
♪ Of the sun ♪
615
00:25:44,569 --> 00:25:47,043
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
616
00:25:47,054 --> 00:25:53,059
♪ The seeds of sorrow ♪
617
00:25:53,778 --> 00:26:00,405
♪ There'll be no tomorrow ♪
618
00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:06,027
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