All language subtitles for Mythic.Quest.S03E10.720p.ATVP.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV

Come on, Poppy. Get up.
It's not the end of the world.

We've run out of money,
and no one wants our game.

It's the end of the goddamn universe.

No, it's not.

Just because Playpen got shot down by
every VC in town doesn't mean it's over.

That is exactly what it means, Dana.

I'm a complete failure. I wish I was...

Dead? The Mythic Quest movie is dead
just because we lost a few players?

Without a new expansion,
we no longer have the built-in audience

to make a film project viable.

Look at the quarterly numbers.

Jacques and Jean-Luc,

I-I-I've worked my butt off to keep
both the game and the movie on track.

And as a producer,
I feel like I've satisfied...

…the terms of your parole.

So, that's it?

You are free to work
in the financial sector again

and become
an upstanding member of society.

Hmm. Don't care for that last part.

What's next for you, Mr. Bakshi?

I seem to be at a crossroads.

Hmm, maybe I could...

…hold a pillow over my face
and put me down gently.

It's the only thing left to do.

Look, you need to take time to regroup,
and you'll be...

Overdramatic? I'm sorry. I'm upset.

We have made...

A huge...

…mistake.

How long's she been like this?

Two days.

I don't get it. It's a dead game.

Yeah.
She'll sit in there for weeks,

perfecting code
for no other reason than to do it.

So, what are we gonna do?

I don't know.

You don't know?

No.

Shit.

I mean, even when you don't know,
you at least pretend that you do.

Yeah.

Come on.

She's the micro. You're the macro.

This is a macro problem. Do your thing.

It just feels different,

like something's broken

and I don't know how to fix it.

Well, you better figure it out, or
your partner may never come out of there.

David, you need to be strong.

My entire career in Hollywood
is over before it ever began.

Well, I brought something that might help.
Here.

Is it cookies?

Yep.

- You lied to me.
- I did what needed to be done.

- What is this?
- It's my termination paperwork.

You're resigning?

No, you're firing me.

- I'm confused.
- Mythic Quest is dying.

But if you bring the players back,
Montreal will bring the movie back.

Now is your chance
to create something new.

But in order to do that
you have to be respected,

which means you gotta be feared.

By firing you?

Standing up to Ian and a movie star

has created a mystique of power
around you.

- The whole office is talking about it.
- Oh.

Yeah, when I was in the kitchen area
this morning…

…I did feel a bit of mystique.

Yes, and that mystique
will make them fear you,

but you have to complete your journey.

You have to kill the person
who got you here.

That's insane.

Fire me. Show them that killer instinct
you've got inside of you.

Right. Right.

Okay.

Jo.

- Can I come over there?
- Whatever makes you comfortable.

Jo...

It's hard because
you're the best assistant I've ever had.

Right.

You're fired.

- Well done.
- Goodbye, David.

Bye, Jo.

- What are you doing?
- I'm adding to that mystique.

I've been fired. Fired! He fired me.

That man in there is a killer.
Watch your backs.

Good luck.

Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Someone get him a cookie!

Well, that was disturbing.

Yet effective.

Huh.

Brad, look.
It's my first monetization bonus check.

Can you believe it?

I think I might be
a real respected business bitch, baby!

Sorry, that was inappropriate.
I've been hanging out with Carol.

What's wrong? You okay?

Do...

Do you wanna hold my check?
Would that make you feel better?

But don't bend it,
'cause I wanna put it in my dream journal.

Money's fun to chase.
Keeps the game interesting.

But what if you conquered the game?

What game?

This. Life.

Over the past year, I played life
on hard mode and I speedran it.

I went from a convict to a janitor
to the Head of Monetization,

and it was so easy.

- Ooh. Uh, I'm the Head of Monetization.
- Only because I engineered it.

- I could take it from you in an instant.
- I wouldn't let you do that,

'cause I'm a badass boss bitch.

Oh, please. I single-handedly caused
you to abandon all your principles.

Practically overnight I turned you
from a socialist into a greedy capitalist

who's mooning over a check
like a dog with its hump-stuffie.

Oh, my God. You're right! Ew!

- You wanna pick that up?
- Yes, very much so.

Well…

No, your job's safe.

I need a real challenge.

There we go.

Uh, can I get everyone's attention
for just a sec?

Look, I know some of you are aware

of the MQ movie being canceled
and, uh, the declining numbers.

Uh, but just, rest assured,
um, we will fix it.

Whoo!

Yeah, 'cause I'm in charge, so fear not.

Whoo!

Well, fear a little.
Fear me, but not the situation.

Because I have a plan.

We are gonna launch
a new expansion for Mythic Quest.

What is it? I don't know.
But you know who knows? You do.

Because I believe that sitting amongst you
is a creative genius.

I mean, one of you has to be,

statistically speaking.
It's a numbers thing, right?

One of you is a... is a fresh,
young, undiscovered voice

who just needs the opportunity.
Well, here it is!

A sign-up sheet to hear your great idea.
So who has it?

Yes! Yes, you!

- Oh.
- Sorry, do you work here?

Oh, I'm Mikey, one of the new testers.
Well, me and Andy here.

Yes, sir. Appreciate the job.

Uh… …yeah.
You're welcome. Yeah.

So-So, you guys feel like
you have big ideas, huh?

Yes. We feel like we bring a fresh,
outsiders' perspective to the job.

Yeah. This is sort of
a second career for us.

I was a paralegal for almost 30 years.

Former math teacher.
Not really a video game guy.

Yeah. No, me neither.
Just trying to connect with my adult son.

- He loves video games.
- Uh-huh.

Yeah, I'm making up for lost time.

You know, kind of missed out
on a lot of his childhood.

I chose a-a liquor bottle
over my own child.

Hey, hey, hey. It can't be your fault.

- Yeah. Uh, sober two years, everybody.
- Oh.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

Keep going. Stay in the present.

That's amazing.

Thank you.

I-I feel like...
I feel like we're getting off track here.

Okay… …um, big ideas.
You have 'em?

Yes, the biggest. We believe
we're more than just testers, sir.

Look at that. That's passion.
They believe in themselves. I love that.

Former math teacher,

you know, probably ground up
by the... the system, right?

And a man trying to reconnect
with his adult son.

Um… …but-but-but
they're passionate!

That's what it takes.

So, who here w-wants to sign up?

Let's do it!
Let's build something great!

Sign up now. Let's go. Come on. Yeah.

Just, uh,
put your names on the ol' list here.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I have a very important question for you.
- Hmm?

Can I pull off a cashmere pant?
Just for, like, lounging around, obvi.

Okay, Oprah. Why you balling out?

Well, because I just got paid.

Like Republican-with-skeletons-
in-his-closet paid. Check it out!

Oh, wow.

That's a lotta zeros.

What's wrong? Wanna hold my check?

No, I'm good.
And I'm really happy for you.

You totally deserve that money.

I just...

I...

I don't think
I wanna be at GrimPop anymore.

Oh, shit. Really?

- Yeah.
- Why?

Not a single VC wants
to invest in the game.

And even if Ian and Poppy
turn things around,

I don't think
there's a future for me there.

- Those two gotta figure their shit out.
- Yeah, they do.

Okay, how about this?

You take some time and figure
your shit out, and I'll support us.

I have enough money here to put avocado on
every sandwich for the rest of the year.

All you need to do is figure out
where you wanna go to dinner tonight.

- Hello.
- Hello.

A new chapter begins.

Life is long. Today is but
a single stitch in a tapestry.

What's with the boxes?
Did you both get fired?

- I resigned.
- I am resigned.

I'm about to get out of
a bad situation, workwise.

I mean, it's kinda scary not knowing
what's next, but it kinda feels good too.

Finally in control of my own destiny.
Makes me feel so powerful.

I am drawn to power.

I wish to benefit from power
without consequence.

Totally. And I'm done working
for dysfunctional people.

I think I'm gonna
do my own thing, you know?

A fresh start.

A new challenge.

Guys, maybe this is insane, but what if...

Yes.

Thanks for coming in, guys.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- We're excited to share our ideas.
- Super excited. Thank you for having us.

Well, hit me with your best
expansion idea. Don't hold back.

- Okay. Imagine a world...
- Picture this... Oh. Okay. You... You go.

Uh, okay. Uh, imagine a world…

Envision a futuristic wasteland.

A desert empire.

A bachelor apartment.

It's about a warrior.

A woman warrior.

It's about dogs.

It's about a warlock who has no friends.
But it's not me.

It's about a warrior
who pulls a lot of tail.

Hmm.

- It's a journey of friendship.
- Wai... And sobriety.

A-And math too.

This is a very personal story that's deep
into my heart... Oh. Um, it closed.

It's really about my anxiety.

My sleep apnea.

- My depression.
- My anxiety and my depression.

I'm, uh, on the spectrum.

I have anger issues.

And I have depression.

Narcissistic personality disorder.

Obsessive-compulsive disorder
and magical thinking.

- Chlamydia.
- Did I say chlamydia?

- Diabetes.
- Type 1.

Type dos.

I wanna take everything up here
and put it into a video game.

It'll be like nothing you've ever seen
before but also kind of like Halo.

And he has the ultimate weapon
in his pants.

In her pants.

If you get the problem right...

Heads be exploding.

Guts come gushing out.

Horrifically violent.

No violence.

Full-frontal male nudity.

It won't be addictive.

It's gonna cost you a ton of money.

- And that's basically it. So…
- Yeah.

That's it I... in a nutshell.
What do you think?

Are we moving offices?

Hi.

Hi.

Got you something.

- What is it?
- Lunch.

Buffalo chicken pizza
from the gas station?

With ranch and blue cheese.

I'm a terrible partner.

You asked me for one thing,
and I couldn't give it to you. I'm sorry.

But my strength isn't in the details.

It's in the big picture, and I think
we've got a big picture problem.

Yeah. We do.

We're broken. Our relationship is broken.

I...
I just kept asking myself over and over,

"How do we fix it?
How do we fix it? How do we fix it?"

And then it just... it just came to me.

What I... What is it?

The answer to the question of
"How do we fix it?"

is…

we don't.

We... We don't what?

We don't fix it. At all.

- What?
- I'm sensing some confusion,

so let me clarify.

How can I put this another way?

Okay.

It is what it is.

That's even more confusing.

"It is what it is" is pretty clear.

It is what it is?

That's your big revelation?

Yeah, I am who I am. And I do what I do.

And you, you are who you are,
and you do what you do.

And that should be enough for us.

And if it isn't, then we shouldn't
be doing any of it anymore.

But then I'm subservient to you.

Only in your own mind.

Look, you can't see it,
but you can build it.

I can see it, but I can't build it.
It is what it is.

It is what it is.

Yes. We are broken,
but in all the right places.

And for some reason,
we, like, fit together. I don't know why.

Humans are messy.
Relationships are insane!

I mean, we're a bunch of monkeys
that stood up straight

on a rock that's floating around a ball of
hot plasma that's four billion years old.

And we're walking around
like we know what the fuck is going on.

I don't know, man.
All I know is I love you, you love me,

and everything else is semantics.

W-We mess up, we apologize, we move on.

But the point is, no matter what

our relationship is worth it.

I love you too.

What?

I love you too.

Yeah, I know.
I just covered that in my speech.

Hey, let me do this part.

You and I, we're never gonna change,

but I wanna keep trying
to meet you halfway.

Eat it.

Eat what?

The pizza. Eat it.

Why?

I wanna see you meet me halfway.

No. No, I... I can't eat that, Poppy.

I-I haven't had dairy
or gluten in, like, six months.

I haven't had a carb in a week.
I... That actually might kill me.

Poppy. Please don't make me eat that.

Okay.

Okay.

Now say, "Mmm, yummy."

Yummy.

Here you go. Wash it down, mate.

- Oh, my God. What flavor is this?
- Green.

Green is not a flavor.

Hey, it is what it is.

Dana, if that's your résumé
you're working on, stop right now.

- What?
- David needs a new expansion.

You need your next big thing.
It's a perfect match.

Just like us.

Oh, uh...

Obviously we're not a perfect match.
Every relationship has its flaws.

Like, I love escape rooms,
and you hate them for some insane reason.

Why would I pay white people
to trap me in a room?

When you say it like that it's not fun.

But what I'm saying is, you would be
such an amazing creative director.

Like, you know Mythic Quest
inside and out.

You're so smart.
You're so talented. I just...

Thank you.
But I don't wanna work for David.

If this last year has taught me anything,

it has taught me
the kind of boss I do wanna work for.

Me.

Oh, my God. This is amazing!

It's still in its early stages,
but I know I can do this.

I can see it.

I can see it too.

Well, if MQ goes belly-up,
maybe I can come work for you.

Oh, uh, actually I already have a HOMIE.

Hello, Rachel.

Brad?

You hired Brad.

Yeah. He needed a challenge,
and I needed a stone-cold killer.

Sorry, killers.

- Hello, Rachel.
- 'Kay.

Can you guys stop
sneaking up on me, please?

You're the one
who appeared out of nowhere.

Perhaps next time you should make
an appointment. Ms. Bryant's very busy.

Okay.

I'll see you at home?

Yeah. See you at home.

Hey, Rachel, I just want you to know

that I'm gonna do everything in my power
to help your girlfriend.

Oh, thanks, Brad.

Crush you. And crush Mythic Quest
and anyone else who gets in her way.

Dana would never do that. That's not her.

Oh, just like you would never abandon all
your convictions for a paltry bonus check?

The one that you're currently clutching
in your pocket?

I'm... I'm not clutching anything.

I can hear it crinkle.

Back to work.

Hey, Dana. Want a mochaccino?

- Yeah.
- Jo?

On it!

David! David, we've got some news
that we gotta tell you.

Whoa.

You okay, buddy?

Apart from my entire world crumbling
to ash all around me, never better.

Oh. So this is either

the best time to tell you
what we're about to tell you or the worst.

It can't get worse.

- Great, yeah. Great.
- Perfect. Yeah. Okay.

Take a look at this.

- What am I looking at?
- Okay. So, we hit rock bottom emotionally.

Uh, but then we told each other
that we love each o...

- Well, no. Fir... First, Ian had an idea.
- Yeah.

You know, I'm realizing
that I started this wrong and...

- You could just let me...
- Do you wanna jump in?

- You're so good at this.
- Thank you.

- Thank you for saying that.
- You are.

David. We've got a genius, cutting-edge
game that has no community.

You've got a dying game
with a massive community

who's craving new content.

Content that
they themselves will now create.

Wait.

So what are you saying?

- We're coming back to Mythic Que...
- To work here.

- Oh, I thought you were gonna say...
- I was gonna...

- Should we try it again?
- Yeah.

David. We're coming back to Mythic Quest.

You were supposed to jump in.

I thought you wanted to do it.

No. It's about us doing it together.

- Oh, great. Okay, cool.
- Yeah. Ready?

- David, we're coming back t...
- Back!

- That's not the word. That's not the word.
- Oh.

You're coming back?

- I can get it.
- We're coming back to Mythic Quest.

Mythic Quest.