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Battle royale.
Did I call it, or did I call it?
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You called it.
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Hey, everybody. I can't stop playing
MQ's battle royale mode.
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There's so much blood.
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I've won! Battle royale.
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Battle royale is so much fun.
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I'm gonna buy a hot dog skin.
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Wow. Those kids are young.
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Oh, yeah. Our average daily user
just got down to nine years old.
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So now that we've got the kids,
what are we gonna do with them?
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We are gonna bleed 'em dry, of course.
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Hey, Brad. I need to talk to you
about a rather serious matter.
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It's
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your birthday!
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Let's hear it for the birthday boy.
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Happy birthday--
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It's not my birthday.
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Brad. I know you like to put up walls,
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but I have it on pretty good authority
that today is your birthday.
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Okay, well,
I don't know who your source is,
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but they're a liar.
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No, actually, they're not a liar.
Because they're your brother!
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Come on out, Zack.
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Happy birthday, bro.
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Look at his face.
Oh, my God, that's priceless.
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Yeah, Zack e-mailed me a few weeks ago.
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Said you guys hardly see each other,
and he wanted to surprise you.
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Naturally, I was on board.
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And as an only child
who always wanted a brother,
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I cannot imagine
how excited you are right now.
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Come here, big guy. Come.
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So good to see you.
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That is beautiful.
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What's his angle? What is he planning?
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-Sorry, I'm lost.
-Me too. Is this a new hallway?
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Is everything okay? You seem frazzled.
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I'm not frazzled. I'm plotting.
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Of course. Plotting against who?
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My brother, Zack.
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He's a private equity douche
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who swoops in, fattens up companies
and then guts 'em.
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-He's a stone-cold killer.
-A killer? That guy?
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Yes, that guy.
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I bet he's here to kill my pig.
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So typical.
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I won't let him. This is my pig.
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If anyone's gonna kill it,
it's gonna be me.
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-Sorry, what pig?
-The company.
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Battle royale must have juiced
our numbers enough to get him interested.
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-He smells blood in the water.
-The pig's blood?
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-My blood!
-You're bleeding?
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-It's a metaphor, Jo. Keep up.
-I'm trying.
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The birthday party is just a cover.
He's here to take my job.
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Guess what. I know what to do.
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Sorry, are we walking?
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What are you doing?
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I'm hiding in my office until he leaves.
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It's a power play.
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-Is it?
-Yes, it is, Jo! Okay?
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-Do not question me. Just get rid of him.
-Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
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This doesn't make sense.
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Why would Montreal reward Poppy
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for putting a cancer into the game
that will eventually kill MQ?
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They gave her a Porsche.
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-They gave her a Porsche?
-Yeah.
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Damn.
Battle royale must be bringing in bank.
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That's not the point, tester.
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You don't gift
a high-performance vehicle like that
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to a first-time driver, all right?
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You give 'em a piece of shit like this.
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You're welcome for the ride, dude.
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Also, with climate change,
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everyone should be driving
an eco-friendly vehicle.
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I realize that.
That's why I have three Teslas.
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Why do you have three Teslas?
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Because I care about the environment.
Follow the conversation.
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Pull over here. There she is.
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Is she sitting on the hood?
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I guess it's nice you're picking her up.
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I'm not picking her up.
The little monster can kick rocks.
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I'm here for the car.
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Hey!
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-Are you out of your mind?
-What's happening?
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You can't sit on that hood
like it's the goddamn General Lee.
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-You can't say that anymore.
-Shut up.
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-How did you know I was here?
-Your tester told my tester.
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But that's not the point, Poppy.
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You can't leave machinery like this on
the side of the road. It's disrespectful.
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You might want to get the chocolate bars
off the dash. They're melting.
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You put chocolate in there?
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Okay, fine. You deal with it then.
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I can't drive this stupid thing anyway.
You want the keys?
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-Yeah.
-Fireball!
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I mean, we had one nice moment, Poppy.
One goddamn--
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-Here's my chauffeur.
-I am not your chauffeur.
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-Yeah, you definitely can't say that.
-Shut up!
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Yeah.
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I'm not 100% sure,
but I think that's pretty dicey.
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It's fine. I don't mean it like that.
I'm gonna sit in the front. It's not--
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-It doesn't matter where you sit.
-It doesn't matter.
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No, no. I mean,
I'm a woman of color, so I can't--
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I can't get canceled, can I?
Can I? Can I get canceled?
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I don't think I can get canceled. I think…
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I think I'm good. I'm good.
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I'm good.
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Okay, you know what? It's super dicey,
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so… I'm just gonna let
the women of color figure this out.
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-I'ma back away.
-Yeah, that's us, right?
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The women of color.
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You got my chicken nuggets in the car?
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Great.
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Okay.
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So that's why you had to get up so early?
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Yeah. Gotta work twice as hard
to get half as far.
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-Twice as hard as what?
-Never mind.
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-Where the fuck's my sweet and sour sauce?
-They're in the cup holder!
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-I gotta go.
-Okay. Yeah. Bye.
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Hey, tester. See you back at the office.
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Don't try and keep up.
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Okay, here we go.
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It's a GT4.
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Been a minute on the stick.
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No problem. I put the man in manual.
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And I can say that 'cause I'm alone.
All right.
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Oh… my… God.
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-Hi.
-I can drive stick.
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It's just that she's got chocolate
or something stuck in the clutch.
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Do you wanna…
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This model is not… suited for--
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Okay.
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I kinda feel like… maybe I--
There's-- I have…
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-I don't know. Maybe…
-If--
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Maybe you don't know how to…
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My legs are probably too strong,
and I'm putting too much…
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Yeah, that's probably it.
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Do you wanna…
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Here you go.
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What's that about?
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Our creative directors
are going through a divorce of sorts.
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-It's kinda messy.
-That must be hard on you.
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It is.
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Thank you for recognizing that.
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Strong shoulders.
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There she is.
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I saved a piece of cake for you.
Where's the birthday boy?
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I was hoping he would show me around
before I take him to lunch.
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Mr. Bakshi doesn't eat lunch.
He says lunch is for losers.
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Uh-oh. He's not watching
his calories again, is he?
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He's always been insecure
about his weight.
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Really?
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He is not insecure about anything.
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He's just too busy to focus on lunch
or anything else besides work.
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He doesn't look busy.
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It's okay. Maybe this was a bad idea.
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No, you planned a special day
for your brother
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because you know your brother
like only a brother could,
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and this is the thanks he gives you?
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I'll say it. He doesn't deserve you.
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Well, it's not about the birthday.
This goes way back.
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He's probably still mad about Kate.
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Right. Feud over a woman.
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No, I read about this kind of thing.
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No way.
He wouldn't fall apart over some cooze.
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Would he?
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Trouble in paradise?
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Your new mentor
not everything you thought he'd be?
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He is.
He's actually the best I've ever had.
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That supposed to hurt me?
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'Cause it just makes me laugh.
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You're not laughing.
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I'm laughing.
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What is happening?
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Whatever, Brad's not coming out,
so Zack should leave, now.
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No. Not before I give him a tour.
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You may have lost a brother in Brad,
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but you've gained one in me.
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Get a room.
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-Mission accomplished. He's gone.
-Nice.
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See? My power play worked.
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Of course it did. It always does.
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-He wanted to take you to lunch.
-Lunch is for losers.
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-Yeah, that's what I said.
-Hey.
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He's David's problem now.
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Wait, what?
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David's taking him
on a tour of the building.
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Where?
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I don't know. I thought it probably made--
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You thought you would let him
cozy up to our executive producer
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so he could personally campaign
for my job?
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I failed you.
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-Brad, I can fix this.
-You've done enough.
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No.
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I can fix it!
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Not gonna kill my pig.
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Not gonna take my job.
Not gonna kill my pig.
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Not gonna take my job.
Not gonna kill my pig.
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Not gonna take my job.
Not gonna kill my pig.
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Hey, what's up?
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Well, guys, we did it.
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We put a lot of late nights and
a lot of long hours into battle royale.
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But this…
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This is what makes it all worth it.
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Dana.
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He tries here,
and he nearly gets it, and it's like…
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He can't.
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So good.
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Thank you for recording this, Dana.
Great idea.
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No, this was your idea.
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My idea was to get back to work.
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For the past two weeks,
I have been your driver,
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your food delivery service
and your cheerleader.
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When are you gonna teach me to code?
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How do you know that
I'm not teaching you to code right now?
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You just don't understand my methods
'cause I'm like Mr. Miyagi.
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-Who?
-Mr. Miyagi. Karate Kid.
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Wait, you don't know Karate Kid?
Unacceptable!
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Who's got candy?
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-Poppy. Pop-star. Pop goes the weasel.
-What do you want, Brad?
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-Hey, you like me, right?
-No.
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-But I got you battle royale.
-Yeah,
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through intimidation
and devious manipulation.
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Okay, but you like me
more than a stranger, right?
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I'm the devil you know.
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Another devil might be
a thousand times worse.
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-Trust me, this guy is.
-What are you on about?
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It's my brother, Zack.
He's gonna be here any second.
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-I need to know you're on team Brad.
-I'm not. Again, I do not like you.
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Fine. Okay, I'll give you a cut of
whatever I make on the skin dump.
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What the fuck?
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Avatar skins, keep up.
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They will turn battle royale
into a cash cow.
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Montreal will be super happy.
Ian will be super pissed.
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-I'm in. What do you need me to do?
-Great. Zack's gonna be here any minute.
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He's gonna try and charm you.
Don't give him an inch.
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-Be mean to him. You can be mean, right?
-Obviously.
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Okay, why don't you go get me my lunch?
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And while you're at it,
you can wax off that stank face.
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That's gonna make sense
once you see the movie, Karate Kid.
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Great, keep that bitchy energy.
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Stop it.
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Last but not least
is the programmers' den.
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Hey! There's the birthday boy.
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-Where have you been, Motu?
-Motu?
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It's a nickname.
Not mine. Shut up. Whatever.
245
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:16,991
Why are you still here?
246
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,450
David took me to meet
the art team. Lovely bunch of guys.
247
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,082
Yeah, none of them could believe
that Zack was your brother.
248
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,000
'Cause he's not a total sourpuss
249
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,658
like someone we know.
250
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:31,673
And David had them whip up
this amazing drawing of me.
251
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,802
-What?
-Yeah. Look at that. Isn't that great?
252
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,709
Yeah, had 'em whip up one of me too.
253
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,627
-Look at that. Brothers in arms.
-Brothers in arms!
254
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:43,056
-We came up with a thing. Pretty cool.
-Stop it.
255
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:46,388
Anyway… So,
this is our top-notch programming team.
256
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,805
And this here is--
257
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:48,893
Zack, right?
258
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,267
I gotta tell you,
you look like a bloody drongo, mate.
259
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,944
-I'm so sorry?
-A drongo. It's an insult.
260
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,775
In Australia. It doesn't really play here.
261
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,860
Poppy is our socially inept
co-creative director.
262
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:04,077
Wait, wait, wait. Poppy Li?
The genius behind battle--
263
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,749
I'm sorry. I'm honored to meet you.
264
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,497
A genius? I wouldn't--
It's kind of a genius idea.
265
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,632
I mean,
it brought in 14.2 million players.
266
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,709
It was my idea.
267
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,674
I tricked her into it because she's
too stupid to know what's good for her.
268
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,505
-You are the devil!
-Okay, here's an idea.
269
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,091
Why don't we take a break?
270
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:24,636
Why don't we go out into the courtyard
where I have a special surprise for Brad?
271
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,478
-You have a surprise? I love surprises.
-Right?
272
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:31,349
Here's a special idea. How about
we take your special little surprise
273
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,266
and we roll it into a special little ball
274
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,815
and then we cram it
into your special little butt?
275
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,489
Why don't we do that?
276
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:39,699
Yeah.
277
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,614
Yep.
278
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:42,817
Yep!
279
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,368
Brothers.
280
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,996
Maybe I'm overthinking it, but do
you think Dana seemed annoyed at me?
281
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,961
I don't know. I talked to her yesterday,
and she said she's fine.
282
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,752
She said she was just tired, but…
283
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,264
I just feel like
she's pulling away lately.
284
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:03,049
I mean, not pulling away,
more like pulling toward something else.
285
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,219
She has big dreams, which I love.
286
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,465
I really support that.
I just wish that she would--
287
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,057
Am I in hell?
288
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,732
I think I may actually be in hell.
289
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:14,690
I do not care about your love life,
tester.
290
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,271
Okay, dude, for the last time,
I have a name.
291
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,567
And you wanna burden me with it?
292
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,114
By the way, do you think that
the other one is in the car with Poppy
293
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,736
talking about you? No.
294
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,822
She's talking about work
and how she can get ahead,
295
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,448
which is what you should be doing.
296
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,501
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
297
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,384
So are you sure
you didn't notice a weird vibe?
298
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:40,419
-I don't fucking care!
-Okay, dude. What is your problem?
299
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:43,126
It's not my fault
that Poppy's doing better than you, okay?
300
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,087
Maybe you should try
working a little harder,
301
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:46,927
instead of sitting around
and longing for the days
302
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,682
-when straight white men ruled the world.
-Sure, sure.
303
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:53,055
Yeah, yeah. Blame your lack of ambition
on the patriarchy.
304
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,063
Do you honestly think that I've
had more opportunities in this business
305
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,016
-simply because I'm a straight white man?
-Yes!
306
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,976
Yes! Of course I have. It's undeniable.
307
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,107
Wait, really?
308
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,574
-I kind of thought you'd--
-Shut, shut, shut up.
309
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:08,156
Shut up. Shut up. I'm talking.
310
00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:11,872
Look. When I started, I was a tester.
311
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:15,874
I found myself one day in an elevator with
my boss for three floors. I was alone.
312
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,548
I pitched him, I don't know, 17 ideas.
I think he maybe liked one of them.
313
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:23,838
But he knew my name. Then eventually,
six months later, I got promoted.
314
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,760
Well, as a woman, I don't have access
to the same kinds of opportunities.
315
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,005
Yeah, no, totally.
Women don't have the same opportunities.
316
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,926
This is one. This is it.
This is the opportunity.
317
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,636
This is the one
that a woman is in, that you are.
318
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,936
You are the woman. This is
the opportunity. This is the elevator.
319
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,821
Except it's a car,
and I'm trapped in it with you, alone,
320
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,899
and you're in the driver's seat,
the woman.
321
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,275
You can pitch some ideas. Go ahead. Go.
322
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,540
-I'm in an elevator?
-What do you want, Rachel?
323
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,329
What do you want?
324
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,304
Helping women is exhausting.
325
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,509
Stupid. So stupid. Such a pussy.
326
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,980
You're fat too. You gotta lose weight.
327
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,059
No more mochaccinos, you fat fatty.
328
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:22,435
There you are.
I've been looking everywhere for you.
329
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,694
-What is it?
-Something… bad.
330
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,238
I don't know his work,
331
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,623
-but I'm just…
-Me neither, but it's cool.
332
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:35,660
-Hey, what's happening in here?
-That is what's happenin'.
333
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,326
Zack!
334
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,418
Hey, brother!
335
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,999
-Hey, Snoop Doggy Dogg.
-What's poppin', Bert?
336
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,506
It's Brad, but that's fine.
337
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:47,008
What's the dealio?
338
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,889
This was my special surprise.
339
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:53,138
I asked him to perform a private concert
for you in the courtyard,
340
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:55,102
'cause I know you're such a big fan.
341
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,892
Plus, he sort of owed me.
342
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,185
Can you believe this motherfucker
bought me a farm in Humboldt County?
343
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,810
-I bought him a farm!
-You bought him a farm.
344
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:05,318
And since you weren't interested,
we just pivoted.
345
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,570
Great!
346
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:09,532
Yeah, Zack had a great idea to do
an in-game concert
347
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,533
-and sell Snoop-skins to the players.
-All right.
348
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,696
You ready, Snoop?
349
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:16,204
I stay ready.
That's why I ain't gotta get ready.
350
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,373
He's gonna sing. He's gonna sing.
351
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,035
He's gonna sing.
352
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,251
Check me out one time, y'all.
353
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,505
Let me tell you somethin'
354
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,718
It's everybody's favorite Crip cousin
Snoop Dogg
355
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,090
Inductin' these woop hoes
Since RuPauls
356
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:35,057
I'm good on both sides
Like switch hitters
357
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,138
-I didn't know you were a Snoop fan.
-I'm not. It's also not my birthday.
358
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,265
-Get me a fucking mochaccino.
-Yep. You bet.
359
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,442
Get out of my way!
360
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,940
If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey?
361
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,322
If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey?
362
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:53,244
This is the longest you've ever shut up.
363
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,993
I'm thinking, okay? You asked me
an important question, so I'm thinking.
364
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,996
-And I have to watch the road.
-There is no more road!
365
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,998
-All right, that's it. I'm getting out.
-Wait. Wait! Just wait for a second!
366
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,211
I want a seat at the table.
367
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,013
Okay. Great.
368
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,932
-Which table?
-What?
369
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:17,472
What do you wanna do?
You wanna be a creative director?
370
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:20,266
A lead programmer? A writer?
Art director? What do you want?
371
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,895
-Yes.
-Yes, what?
372
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,938
Yes, I wanna do the stuff you just said.
373
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,693
-It's not a yes or no question.
-I know, okay?
374
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,364
You're putting me on the spot.
This is hard for me.
375
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:36,576
I'm giving you exactly what you're
always asking for, which is to be heard.
376
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,578
But you don't have anything to say
because you don't know what you want.
377
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,161
I do know what I want!
378
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:43,673
I don't know what I want.
379
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:47,499
Well, maybe you should try working
a little harder to figure your shit out,
380
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,796
instead of spending all your time
sitting around longing for the days
381
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:54,761
when you could blame all of your problems
on straight white guys.
382
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:03,685
-Wait. How am I gonna get my car?
-I don't care!
383
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,198
No!
384
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,032
Hey!
385
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,501
That was awesome, man.
386
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,500
God. Room still has such an energy to it.
387
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:29,842
Also a weed smell to this room.
We probably need to air that out.
388
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:33,384
David,
I need a moment alone with my brother.
389
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:36,545
Hey, we're all brothers here, huh?
390
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:39,005
-Get the fuck out.
-Yeah. Yeah, right.
391
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:42,426
And hey, brother. Don't forget
to send me the Brené Brown links, right?
392
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,226
No, I will. She'll change your life.
393
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,889
See ya, love you. All right, bye.
394
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:52,234
Hey, brother. Enjoy the concert?
395
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,357
Why are you doing this?
You don't wanna work here.
396
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,704
You're right about that.
397
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,910
This place is a gold mine.
But it's peaked.
398
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,372
It's time
to strip her down and sell it off
399
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,832
before the inevitable nosedive.
400
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,462
-No. It's not time.
-Of course it is.
401
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,787
The saddest thing is that you know it
402
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,206
but are too scared
to do anything about it.
403
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,587
Because you're soft.
404
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,971
So, I will step in
and do what needs to be done.
405
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,394
Just like I did with Kate.
406
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,636
Leave her out of this.
407
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:26,893
You have all these folks convinced
that you're some badass cutthroat.
408
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,807
But all I see is a scared little boy.
409
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,400
A pussy. Just like Papa always said.
410
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,242
Don't do this.
411
00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:39,493
Don't take it away from me.
412
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:40,990
Beg me.
413
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,077
Beg me not to take it from you.
414
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,579
Beg me not to kill your game.
415
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,302
Please. Bhai-ya.
416
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,511
Please don't kill my game.
417
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,810
We'll see.
418
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,192
Happy birthday.
419
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,106
-It's not my birthday.
-I know.
420
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,140
You have two minutes. Ask me.
421
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,144
Who's Kate?
422
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:51,938
When we were boys in 4-H, we were
given a piglet to raise for slaughter.
423
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,400
But Brad grew attached. He named it Kate.
424
00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:57,608
Treated it like a pet.
425
00:21:57,693 --> 00:22:00,613
And when it was time to kill
the fat sow, he couldn't do it.
426
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:04,373
Do you know what you do with a pig
that dies a natural death?
427
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:08,664
Nothing. The meat's useless.
428
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,155
Exactly. What a waste.
429
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,628
So I did it for him,
because that's what needed to be done.
430
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,384
Brad's balls just never dropped.
431
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,511
But I think yours have.
432
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,351
I'll be in touch.
433
00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:33,312
Let me tell you somethin'
434
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,895
It's everybody's favorite Crip cousin
Snoop Dogg
435
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,911
Snoop! Mr. Dogg. Hi, I'm a huge fan.
436
00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:45,239
Thanks, little girl.
437
00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:47,204
I'm not a little girl.
I'm actually an adult woman.
438
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:48,294
Yo, what's up, Snoop?
439
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,698
Ian, what's good, man?
When you releasing that new expansion?
440
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:52,537
When you release that new album.
441
00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:55,213
-Hey, I'll see you at GGL.
-Fo' sho'.
442
00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,924
I have a Porsche.
443
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:05,296
If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey?
444
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,885
If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey?
445
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,391
If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey?
446
00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:12,484
'Cause I done changed so many lives
With my vibes
447
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,349
I make sure my Crips
And my 'Rus all survive
448
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,937
Long Beach throwin' up C's
In my stores
449
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,233
Hollywood star
Twin Towers with the boys
450
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,281
I'm switchin' bitches
Like I switch cars
451
00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:25,862
Li'l homeys on go
With the licks for us
452
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,448
I'm walkin' in the church
Smellin' like a lit forest
453
00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,834
It's all good
'Cause a real one kept the shit goin'
454
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:33,661
If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey?
455
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:36,287
If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey?
456
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,625
If it ain't what I'm talkin'
Then why we talkin', homey?
457
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,880
So turn it up a little in the middle
458
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:45,053
It's the S to the N, double-O, P
D, O, double-G, that's me
459
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,133
Kickin' it for ya
460
00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:49,388
Never, ever need no lawyer
'Cause I dropped it for ya
461
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:51,181
And bring it right back on time
462
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:54,225
And I'ma hit you with a quick li'l rhyme
Dime
463
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:56,649
What you talkin' 'bout?
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