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Who's this guy, Isaac Stern?

Well, I'd better be getting ready.

I think I'll wear my new jacket.

Rochester.

Yes, boss?

Where's my new white jacket?

- I'm wearing it. - Not anymore, you're not.

But, boss, I rented it from you for a week for $5.

The week was up five minutes ago. Now bring it here.

Okay, boss.

It's Miss Livingston's birthday, and I'm taking her out.

What that tie does for those baby blue eyes.

They are nice, aren't they?

There's something I ought to do before Mary gets here.

I always feel better if I count my cheese before I go out for the evening.

Halt! Who goes there?

- It's me, Ed. - Hello, Mr. Benny.

How are things on the outside?

We win the war yet?

Yes. Yes, we did.

That's good.

What do you think they'll do with the Kaiser?

Coming.

- It's you, Miss Livingston. - Hello, Rochester.

Where's Mr. Benny?

Down in the cheese vault counting out his cheese.

For heaven's sakes, not again.

I'd just like to know who's been filching my best Gorgonzola.

Don't look at me, Jack, I'm on a diet.

Hello, Mary. Happy birthday.

- Hello, everybody. - Hello, Don.

- "If you're feeling mighty lucky..." - Don.

"Bugs Bunnyish and Daffy Ducky...

"And thought you saw a pussycat...

- "There's just one thing to do for that." - Don!

What is it, Jack?

Don, you're not supposed to do a commercial. This is a movie, and...

A movie? Gosh, I've always wanted to be a movie actor.

"What light in yon window breaks? It is the dawn."

No, Don.

Jack, can't I just...

- No! - Gee whiz.

You never let me do anything I want to.

Don's such a ham.

- Well, come on, Mary, let's get going. - Okay.

- Where are we going? - I don't know. Where do you wanna go?

The Mousecombo.

Maybe you'd rather just stay here and count your cheese again.

Say, we could. I mean, well, there must be other places we could try.

How about the monkey house at the Griffith Park Zoo?

Mary, now you're just being silly.

Besides, we can go there anytime for peanuts.

"The Kit Kat Klub. Cheapest nightclub in town.

"Eat now, pay later.

"Entertainers admitted free"?

Well, what do you say we try it, Mary?

It sounds kind of cheap. I mean, cute.

That's right. Cute and cheap. So what's more to say, sporty?

We're going to the Kit Kat Klub, Rochester. Just follow the arrows.

Okay, boss.

Remember, Jack, you promised me a bottle of champagne for my birthday.

Sure. That is, if you like champagne.

Personally, I prefer a good mousecatel myself.

Well, here we are, Mary. The Kit Kat Klub.

Gee, isn't that clever? Looks like a real cat.

A little too real for me.

Mary, look, they're rolling out the red carpet for me.

Not exactly crowded in here.

Well, it's still pretty early.

Say, maybe I can kind of liven things up.

This ought to bring them in.

Yeah, Jack Benny and his cheesy violin.

Jack, this place gives me the creeps.

Feels just like we're inside a real cat.

Don't be ridiculous.

You're letting your imagination run away with...

Help! Let me out of here!

Open up! Help!

Help!

Let me out of here!

Open up! Let me out!

Gee, what a crazy dream.

Imagine Mary and me as two little mice...

trapped inside of a cat.

And I was playing the violin.

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