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(playful music)
(child giggling)
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(intense music)
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- "Improbably Poppy."
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Hey, you puked on me.
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(crowd cheering)
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(gun shot)
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(crowd gasping)
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As planned, I'd like to
introduce our new bassist.
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(alarm beeping)
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Welcome to the "Improbably Poppy" family.
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I'm Poppy.
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- [Group] Hi, Poppy.
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- What are you going to do today, Poppy?
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- I wanna watch my friends
play spin the bottle.
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- Yeah, all right!
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Yeah, all right!
- My first kiss.
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- And my second.
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- I played seven minutes in Heaven
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with my brother's babysitter once.
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- But Zwink, you told us you
used to babysit your brother.
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(dramatic music)
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- And the best part, I'm
gonna watch the whole thing.
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- [Group] Yay!
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- Now just wash your hands
and then we can get started.
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- Well, why the (beep) would
we wanna do that, Poppy?
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- Why would you wash your hands
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before engaging in sexual contact
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with someone who isn't a
trusted monogamous partner?
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Do I need to go over there
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and pull your puppet hairs
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and stick them up your butt
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and teach you a lesson about hygiene?
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- No, Poppy.
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- I have good news and I have bad news.
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The bad news is spin
the bottle is canceled
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until you all learn a valuable
lesson in health and hygiene.
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- Oh, no!
- Ah, man!
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- The good news is,
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I'm gonna dedicate the
next 14 to 16 minutes
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to teach you a valuable
lesson in health and hygiene.
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- [Group] Yay!
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Poppy, Poppy, Poppy!
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(techno music)
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(upbeat music)
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- Welcome to another episode
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of "Is It Cake With Human Remains."
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Today, one lucky contestant
will help us determine
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which of our three cakes is a dead person
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and which two are cakes.
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- I'm ready, Poppy!
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- You get one guess per cake,
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so I suggest guessing correctly.
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Blindfold, handcuff, and
C-47 him, armed Santas.
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Correct guesses earn 100 US dollars,
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incorrect guesses earn 100 yen.
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So Skeeter, are you ready to tell us
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is it cake with human remains?
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(crowd yelling)
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- I'd like to try this one, Poppy.
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(crowd applauding)
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- Skeeter is opted to
taste cake number three.
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Do you really think
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this is one of the not
dead loser cakes, Skeeter?
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- I do, Poppy.
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- I hope you're right.
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Armed Santas.
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(tense music)
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- This is definitely cake.
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- Ooh, all three are human remains.
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(crowd gasping)
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That's our bad.
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- Poppy, you got me!
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(upbeat music)
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(tense music)
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(mellow techno music)
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- And we're back, something I...
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(Mr. Skip sighs)
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Um, hello, I'm trying to host a show here.
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- Sorry, Poppy, I'm sad.
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- Oh no, what's wrong?
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- Someone started a rumor about me.
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- What's the rumor?
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'Cause sometimes rumors can be true.
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- People have been saying
that I don't have any pubes.
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- Mr. Skip, that's terrible.
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I'm gonna get to the bottom of this rumor.
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(group cheering)
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- When you're done, maybe you can find out
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who started that rumor about
me having a sideways pussy.
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- Here I go, wish me luck.
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(mellow music)
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A clue.
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So Brad-
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- It's Bart.
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- Does Mr. Skip have pubes?
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- I heard they didn't.
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- I'm getting nowhere.
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- I heard you're looking for information
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about a certain rumor
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about a certain puppet's
pubes or lack there of.
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- What's it to ya?
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- Well, I may or may not
have some information
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that might interest you,
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if that's of interest to you.
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- Name your price.
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- Well, wifey and I have been jonesing
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for a little date night this month,
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but no babysitter
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means nobody's gonna look
after the little ones.
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- I don't do diapers.
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- They change their own diapers.
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- Home by midnight and
they're in bed by nine.
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- You got a deal.
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- What you got?
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- You're gonna wanna sit for this.
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- I'm sitting.
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Who started the rumor?
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- You did, Poppy.
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You've been telling
everybody he has no pubes.
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Several people have told
you to be more discreet,
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but you just keep saying it.
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Was that helpful?
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- Incredibly, I've cracked the case.
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- All right, so I'll see you Saturday?
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- I had my fingers crossed, chump.
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- What a woman.
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- Did you find out anything?
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- Shut up, you dirty sock.
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What are you, five?
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- What a woman.
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(techno music)
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- Joining us today is Dr. Nicholson,
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a board certified
obstetrician and gynecologist.
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Thank you for joining us.
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- Happy to be here, Poppy.
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Okay.
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- So how's it look down there?
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I figured I might as well get
some more bang for my buck.
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- Unfortunately, I can't
perform an examination
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on you right now.
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- Are you serious?
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That should be illegal.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Just do it.
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- Can't.
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- So what inspired you
to become an OB-GYN?
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And don't tell me it's the snatch.
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- Well, women's health is traditionally a-
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- [Dr. Nicholson And Poppy]
Field that's been neglected
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and under researched.
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I wanted to have a sort of impact
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closing the healthcare
disparities between-
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- Yada, yada, yada,
yada, yada, yada, yada.
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So what's a labia minora?
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Is it this?
(bell dings)
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(mellow music)
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All things are in process,
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rising and returning,
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plants come to blossom,
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but only to return to the root.
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Returning to the root is
like seeking tranquility.
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Seeking tranquility is like
moving towards destiny.
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To move towards destiny is like eternity.
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To know eternity is enlightenment.
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And not to recognize eternity
brings disorder and evil.
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And they all lived happily
ever after, the end.
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(puppets exclaiming)
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(all sniffing)
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What's that smell?
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- It smells like gaping (beep).
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I think we found the source of the smell.
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- Zwink, you stink.
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- [Poppy] Zwink, what happened?
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- Oh, I don't know,
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I guess I've just been
feeling a little down lately.
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I just don't give a rat's ass anymore.
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- Sounds to me, Zwink,
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that you've got to learn
to practice some self care.
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- Self care, what's that?
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- Practicing good hygiene.
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Good hygiene will help
you feel so much better.
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You'll get the hang of it in no time.
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Let's get you cleaned up.
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(all cheering)
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- All right!
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(upbeat music)
(clippers buzzing)
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(Zwink sighing)
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Not now, Mom!
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Mom, don't come in here!
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- Look at this fresh and clean gentleman.
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- Zwink don't stink no more.
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- It doesn't smell like gaping (beep),
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more like closed (beep) now.
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- [Poppy] What's wrong, Zwink?
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- I'm all clean now,
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but I still wasn't able
to scrub away my sadness.
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- Sounds to me like you need meds.
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(crowd cheering)
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- Bottoms up.
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Yum, yum.
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(mellow music)
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- And remember, Dr. Poppy,
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the hospital has a very vested interest
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in this patient surviving.
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Your tenure depends on it.
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- [Poppy] I know, I know.
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I've been studying medicine
for days to get this right.
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- Well, did you read chapter two?
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(dramatic tone)
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Well, did you?
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(machine beeping)
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- [Poppy] I was gonna get to that one.
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- I put my neck out for you, Dr. Poppy,
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now I need you to put this
guy's neck back in for me,
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or it's both our asses on the street.
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If I lose my job, I lose my apartment,
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and you can kiss your sublet goodbye.
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(machine beeping)
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- [Poppy] The more you talk,
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the less likely it is I'll do a good job.
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Threatening my sublet even
though I don't have good credit.
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I can't work this way.
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COVID is over.
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(blood gushing)
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- Is that bad?
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- Yeah, that's supposed to happen.
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(beep) Whatever.
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Squatter's rights.
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(gun shot)
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(machine beeping)
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- Am I gonna live?
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- Oh, fuck you heard all that?
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All right, what's it gonna take
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to make all this go away?
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- If I live, can I sublet your room?
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- I'd like that.
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It is a shared bathroom
though, is that all right?
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(machine beeping)
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Why does no one wanna
share a bathroom with me?
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(upbeat music)
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- That's our show.
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- Poppy, I'm more of a visual learner.
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Is there another way you
can concisely summarize
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the importance of hygiene
and health for me?
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- And I'm more of an audible learner.
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Is there a way you can concisely
summarize it through sound?
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- No to the former, yes to the latter.
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Here's a song I wrote just for you.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ Sometimes when I play
outside I don't smell so nice ♪
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♪ And I feel a little dirty ♪
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♪ A little bit like a garbage can ♪
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♪ Or a grown up man in his late 30s ♪
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♪ And no one wants to be the smelly one ♪
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♪ It's no fun and it gets lonely ♪
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♪ Get up, let's get tidy ♪
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♪ If you wanna have friends,
then you gotta be clean ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Clean ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Tonight, movie at my house ♪
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♪ And my friends are coming
over but I can't find my couch ♪
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♪ If it's a mess, they
won't be impressed ♪
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♪ And I can't relax when
it looks like that ♪
265
00:12:23,923 --> 00:12:26,824
♪ And no one wants to be the smelly one ♪
266
00:12:26,824 --> 00:12:29,938
♪ It's no fun and it gets lonely ♪
267
00:12:29,938 --> 00:12:32,456
♪ Get up, let's get tidy ♪
268
00:12:32,456 --> 00:12:37,456
♪ If you wanna have friends
then you gotta be clean ♪
269
00:12:37,729 --> 00:12:41,948
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
270
00:12:41,948 --> 00:12:44,323
♪ Clean ♪
271
00:12:44,323 --> 00:12:48,188
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
272
00:12:48,188 --> 00:12:53,188
♪ If you think you stink
don't take a risk ♪
273
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:58,920
♪ Just ask someone you
trust for a sniff test ♪
274
00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:05,430
♪ If you think you stink
don't take a risk ♪
275
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:11,320
♪ Just ask someone you
trust for a sniff test ♪
276
00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:19,013
(upbeat music)
277
00:13:48,177 --> 00:13:51,275
(metal clinks)
278
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,437
(nurse exclaiming)
279
00:13:53,437 --> 00:13:55,854
(gun shots)
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