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Hey.

Hey, Mom.

How are you?

Good.

How are you?

I'm all right.

There's something I want to talk to you about, though.

What's wrong?

I need something from you.

What do you need?

Well, you know how your dad is talking about he's getting his snit.

He's going to get fixed where he can't have kids anymore.

Whoa.

What?

Well, yeah.

We've been going around about that.

We have.

Your dad and I.

I didn't know anything about that.

So he's getting like... He doesn't want any more kids.

Yeah.

Okay.

But the thing is, I do still want some kids.

Or a kid.

I'm not ready to like shut that door in my life.

I'm just not there.

Have you talked to him about it?

I have.

We talk about it all the time.

And he said, he set the appointment for Monday.

And today's Friday.

So... Just cancel the appointment.

Well, he already made it.

He's an adult.

He can make his own decision.

He doesn't have to have my permission.

I mean, he should, but it's not a law.

So, he's going to do it.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I know.

I'll see if I can talk to him.

Do you want me to talk to him?

No, I have a different idea.

What's that?

I've been thinking about this a lot, and if we do this fast, he won't even know.

He'll think it's him, but...

I need you to help me get pregnant and you have his same basic genes so like it'll work fine.

He won't even know that it's not his.

So you want me to like jerk off in a cup?

No, I don't think we have time for that, and I think that's too complicated.

I feel like if we do that, there's just a chance that it doesn't take.

I mean, I want you to really impregnate me, like, for real, like, a regular person, like, normal, like, natural.

Well, you can't, like, meet some guy at a bar.

Well, it won't be the right gene, and plus I don't know...

I mean, yeah, that's too risky.

Like, what could be wrong with somebody?

And then they could want the baby or something.

They could want to take it away from me.

I can't have that.

You're the only person I can trust.

You're the last resource that I have to give me the seed.

Okay, Mom.

You're going to do it?

Okay.

Well, then we need to do it now.

Right now?

Well, because he's going to be home.

Like later, and he'll be around all weekend, so when are we going to do it?

We have to do it right now.

It's like, it's kind of an emergency.

I mean, I know this is really a lot to come on so fast, but I'll make it nice and easy.

Alright, so how do you want me to do this?

Well, take off your pants, take off your clothes, and yeah, I can do the work to start out with, and yeah.

You're not going to tell Dad this, though.

No.

He's going to think it's his?

Yes, of course.

There's no way I can tell him.

That would be terrible.

I can't tell him.

Okay.

He would be so mad.

We can't tell him.

You just don't want to get, like, grounded for life.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's going to be fine.

It's going to be okay.

You can't tell him.

He's getting warmed up a little bit here down there.

I really appreciate you doing this.

You're welcome, Mom.

I'd do anything for you.

This is kind of weird, I know.

I know that you would do it for me.