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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,288 --> 00:00:08,548 Hey. 2 00:00:09,029 --> 00:00:09,409 Hey, Mom. 3 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:10,069 How are you? 4 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:11,591 Good. 5 00:00:12,451 --> 00:00:12,852 How are you? 6 00:00:13,232 --> 00:00:14,553 I'm all right. 7 00:00:14,713 --> 00:00:16,174 There's something I want to talk to you about, though. 8 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:19,197 What's wrong? 9 00:00:19,297 --> 00:00:20,357 I need something from you. 10 00:00:20,378 --> 00:00:22,960 What do you need? 11 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:29,004 Well, you know how your dad is talking about he's getting his snit. 12 00:00:29,505 --> 00:00:31,646 He's going to get fixed where he can't have kids anymore. 13 00:00:32,127 --> 00:00:32,467 Whoa. 14 00:00:32,807 --> 00:00:33,168 What? 15 00:00:33,368 --> 00:00:34,348 Well, yeah. 16 00:00:34,509 --> 00:00:35,710 We've been going around about that. 17 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:36,570 We have. 18 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:37,371 Your dad and I. 19 00:00:38,126 --> 00:00:39,307 I didn't know anything about that. 20 00:00:39,747 --> 00:00:42,489 So he's getting like... He doesn't want any more kids. 21 00:00:43,069 --> 00:00:43,890 Yeah. 22 00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:44,930 Okay. 23 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:48,272 But the thing is, I do still want some kids. 24 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:49,213 Or a kid. 25 00:00:50,394 --> 00:00:52,835 I'm not ready to like shut that door in my life. 26 00:00:52,915 --> 00:00:53,836 I'm just not there. 27 00:00:54,116 --> 00:00:55,177 Have you talked to him about it? 28 00:00:55,457 --> 00:00:55,917 I have. 29 00:00:55,977 --> 00:00:57,078 We talk about it all the time. 30 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:59,679 And he said, he set the appointment for Monday. 31 00:00:59,699 --> 00:01:01,280 And today's Friday. 32 00:01:02,221 --> 00:01:03,882 So... Just cancel the appointment. 33 00:01:04,551 --> 00:01:05,712 Well, he already made it. 34 00:01:05,772 --> 00:01:06,452 He's an adult. 35 00:01:06,493 --> 00:01:07,553 He can make his own decision. 36 00:01:07,573 --> 00:01:08,994 He doesn't have to have my permission. 37 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:11,897 I mean, he should, but it's not a law. 38 00:01:12,097 --> 00:01:14,278 So, he's going to do it. 39 00:01:14,298 --> 00:01:16,780 I'm sorry, Mom. 40 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:17,601 I know. 41 00:01:17,701 --> 00:01:20,503 I'll see if I can talk to him. 42 00:01:20,523 --> 00:01:22,485 Do you want me to talk to him? 43 00:01:23,105 --> 00:01:24,466 No, I have a different idea. 44 00:01:24,486 --> 00:01:26,088 What's that? 45 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:31,912 I've been thinking about this a lot, and if we do this fast, he won't even know. 46 00:01:32,813 --> 00:01:33,693 He'll think it's him, but... 47 00:01:35,026 --> 00:01:43,569 I need you to help me get pregnant and you have his same basic genes so like it'll work fine. 48 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,730 He won't even know that it's not his. 49 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:51,632 So you want me to like jerk off in a cup? 50 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:55,531 No, I don't think we have time for that, and I think that's too complicated. 51 00:01:55,591 --> 00:01:59,353 I feel like if we do that, there's just a chance that it doesn't take. 52 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:07,236 I mean, I want you to really impregnate me, like, for real, like, a regular person, like, normal, like, natural. 53 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:12,177 Well, you can't, like, meet some guy at a bar. 54 00:02:12,478 --> 00:02:16,179 Well, it won't be the right gene, and plus I don't know... 55 00:02:17,902 --> 00:02:20,143 I mean, yeah, that's too risky. 56 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,783 Like, what could be wrong with somebody? 57 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,084 And then they could want the baby or something. 58 00:02:25,124 --> 00:02:26,444 They could want to take it away from me. 59 00:02:26,964 --> 00:02:28,845 I can't have that. 60 00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:30,285 You're the only person I can trust. 61 00:02:30,305 --> 00:02:34,806 You're the last resource that I have to give me the seed. 62 00:02:34,826 --> 00:02:37,547 Okay, Mom. 63 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:39,007 You're going to do it? 64 00:02:39,087 --> 00:02:39,367 Okay. 65 00:02:39,907 --> 00:02:40,887 Well, then we need to do it now. 66 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:42,508 Right now? 67 00:02:42,668 --> 00:02:43,788 Well, because he's going to be home. 68 00:02:44,608 --> 00:02:47,450 Like later, and he'll be around all weekend, so when are we going to do it? 69 00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:48,351 We have to do it right now. 70 00:02:49,612 --> 00:02:50,953 It's like, it's kind of an emergency. 71 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:56,597 I mean, I know this is really a lot to come on so fast, but I'll make it nice and easy. 72 00:02:56,697 --> 00:02:59,619 Alright, so how do you want me to do this? 73 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:07,085 Well, take off your pants, take off your clothes, and yeah, I can do the work to start out with, and yeah. 74 00:03:11,578 --> 00:03:12,979 You're not going to tell Dad this, though. 75 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:13,219 No. 76 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:14,480 He's going to think it's his? 77 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,761 Yes, of course. 78 00:03:16,562 --> 00:03:17,742 There's no way I can tell him. 79 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:18,663 That would be terrible. 80 00:03:19,364 --> 00:03:20,104 I can't tell him. 81 00:03:20,124 --> 00:03:20,725 Okay. 82 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:21,585 He would be so mad. 83 00:03:21,605 --> 00:03:22,706 We can't tell him. 84 00:03:22,746 --> 00:03:24,988 You just don't want to get, like, grounded for life. 85 00:03:25,108 --> 00:03:25,448 No. 86 00:03:25,468 --> 00:03:26,889 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 87 00:03:27,009 --> 00:03:29,571 It's going to be fine. 88 00:03:29,651 --> 00:03:33,254 It's going to be okay. 89 00:03:35,235 --> 00:03:35,956 You can't tell him. 90 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:40,559 He's getting warmed up a little bit here down there. 91 00:03:47,534 --> 00:03:48,796 I really appreciate you doing this. 92 00:03:50,237 --> 00:03:50,898 You're welcome, Mom. 93 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,061 I'd do anything for you. 94 00:03:55,263 --> 00:03:57,566 This is kind of weird, I know. 95 00:03:57,586 --> 00:03:59,789 I know that you would do it for me.6304

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