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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,241 --> 00:00:01,514 - We do our jobs. 2 00:00:01,515 --> 00:00:04,577 No tropical depressions are gonna darken our days. 3 00:00:04,578 --> 00:00:06,953 - It's Avery. We need to do emergency surgery. 4 00:00:06,954 --> 00:00:08,020 - Brace! 5 00:00:09,536 --> 00:00:12,461 - We're okay. All three of us. 6 00:00:12,462 --> 00:00:14,630 - Real talk. I almost died last night. 7 00:00:14,631 --> 00:00:16,523 - What?! No. 8 00:00:17,763 --> 00:00:20,653 - Vivian has graciously agreed to stay with us 9 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,512 for the rest of the season. - What is your problem? 10 00:00:22,513 --> 00:00:23,992 Are you jealous or something? 11 00:00:23,993 --> 00:00:26,299 Uh... Of you and... 12 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:27,384 No, babe, I'm not jealous. 13 00:00:42,789 --> 00:00:45,438 - Help! Help! 14 00:00:49,914 --> 00:00:52,081 Help me! 15 00:00:52,082 --> 00:00:53,700 Help! 16 00:00:55,731 --> 00:00:57,039 Help! 17 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,691 - What's the situation? - Not good. 18 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,309 Her arm is pinned, maybe crushed. 19 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,720 Possible humerus fracture. 20 00:01:01,721 --> 00:01:03,854 I can't extract her without risking further cave-in. 21 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,403 - This is all my fault. I let her go in there. 22 00:01:05,404 --> 00:01:06,609 - It's okay. She's gonna be fine. 23 00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:07,951 We're gonna keep her stable, manage the pain, 24 00:01:07,952 --> 00:01:09,259 keep her hydrated. 25 00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:10,567 How far out is Search and Rescue? 26 00:01:10,568 --> 00:01:12,563 - Three hours, four. But, guys... 27 00:01:12,564 --> 00:01:14,835 we don't have that kind of time. - High tide is coming in. 28 00:01:14,836 --> 00:01:17,417 In less than an hour, this whole place is gonna be underwater. 29 00:01:19,828 --> 00:01:21,204 - Okay, so maybe we can't save the arm, 30 00:01:21,205 --> 00:01:23,648 but we can still save her. 31 00:01:23,649 --> 00:01:27,126 - But how are you gonna save her without saving her arm unless... 32 00:01:32,013 --> 00:01:35,524 - "This Halloween marks the 284th anniversary 33 00:01:35,525 --> 00:01:38,175 of the sinking of the Espiritu Santo. 34 00:01:38,176 --> 00:01:40,033 The ship, laden with Spanish silver, 35 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:42,684 went down somewhere in the Sea of Cortez. 36 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:45,507 To this day, beachcombers still find coins and doubloons 37 00:01:45,508 --> 00:01:48,777 along the coastline and haunted caves nearby." 38 00:01:50,603 --> 00:01:52,357 Oh, my... 39 00:02:01,446 --> 00:02:02,925 - Ooh. 40 00:02:02,926 --> 00:02:05,197 - You know, this Halloween also marks 41 00:02:05,198 --> 00:02:07,090 the seventh anniversary of the day 42 00:02:07,091 --> 00:02:10,498 I met an adorable girl dressed as Coraline 43 00:02:10,499 --> 00:02:12,564 across the room at a party in Cambridge, 44 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,594 and I had to drink an entire pitcher of sangria 45 00:02:14,595 --> 00:02:16,315 just to work up the courage to talk to her. 46 00:02:16,316 --> 00:02:18,484 - And then vomited all up in her kitchen sink the next morning, 47 00:02:18,485 --> 00:02:19,792 if I remember. 48 00:02:19,793 --> 00:02:22,409 - What can I say? I'm a romantic. 49 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:24,335 - Well, what better way to commemorate our love 50 00:02:24,336 --> 00:02:26,057 than taking a spooky-ooky cruise 51 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:28,398 complete with a hunt for buried treasure? 52 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:30,222 - I could always vomit in the sink again. 53 00:02:30,223 --> 00:02:32,701 - Mnh... - Thank you. 54 00:02:44,302 --> 00:02:46,022 - Okay, so I figure we drop off our bags, 55 00:02:46,023 --> 00:02:48,019 hit the gym for a quick workout, shower, and, if we hurry, 56 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:49,602 we can make the 5:30 spooky salsa dancing? 57 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:50,842 - Yes. Perfect. And then after that, 58 00:02:50,843 --> 00:02:52,357 dinner, drinks, and then karaoke. 59 00:02:52,358 --> 00:02:53,837 Are you boys hearing this? - Oh, yeah. 60 00:02:53,838 --> 00:02:55,248 Loud and clear. 61 00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:57,555 Why would we relax? We're on vacation after all. 62 00:02:57,556 --> 00:02:59,172 - Oh, come on. You can sleep when you're dead. 63 00:02:59,173 --> 00:03:00,894 Vacation's for activity! 64 00:03:00,895 --> 00:03:02,340 - The Anderson sisters should really come 65 00:03:02,341 --> 00:03:04,266 with a written warning when you get married. 66 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,470 "Beware... these girls have no chill." 67 00:03:06,471 --> 00:03:09,086 - Okay. So drop off your bags and then meet back out here in ten? 68 00:03:09,087 --> 00:03:10,635 - Great. - Perfect. 69 00:03:14,079 --> 00:03:15,695 - Remind me again whose idea it was 70 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,656 to go on a cruise right after a safari. 71 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:22,374 - Would you look at that! Coffee. Yes, please. 72 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:25,540 Just give me five minutes. 73 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:27,709 I'm so tired. 74 00:03:27,710 --> 00:03:30,050 - No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 75 00:03:30,051 --> 00:03:33,320 No. Caffeine now. Complaints later. 76 00:03:33,321 --> 00:03:35,144 - Mm-kay. - Thank you. 77 00:03:35,145 --> 00:03:36,763 - Okay. Oh! 78 00:03:36,764 --> 00:03:38,278 So, for tonight's couple costume, 79 00:03:38,279 --> 00:03:39,516 what are we thinking? 80 00:03:39,517 --> 00:03:42,442 Morticia and Gomez or Mary Poppins and Bert? 81 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,604 Paul! 82 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:52,425 - Halloween dinner is buffet style, 83 00:03:52,426 --> 00:03:54,903 so I wanted to add some extra hand-sanitizing stations 84 00:03:54,904 --> 00:03:56,900 here, here, and here. 85 00:03:56,901 --> 00:03:59,585 - Yeah. Good. Do it. Tell Corey in housekeeping. 86 00:03:59,586 --> 00:04:01,926 - Great. Now your favorite subject. 87 00:04:01,927 --> 00:04:06,057 The costume contest, as judged by our cruisers. 88 00:04:06,058 --> 00:04:07,434 Some rules. 89 00:04:07,435 --> 00:04:09,154 No props with sharp edges. 90 00:04:09,155 --> 00:04:11,874 No live animals. Last year was a disaster. 91 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:14,731 - Halloween. Can we make it just go away? 92 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:18,105 It's the one week in the year where my beautiful, 93 00:04:18,106 --> 00:04:20,583 dignified vessel becomes a clown car. 94 00:04:20,584 --> 00:04:22,511 - I understand, but, hey, people love it. 95 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,026 This week is very popular. 96 00:04:24,027 --> 00:04:25,747 - Buffoonery. 97 00:04:25,748 --> 00:04:27,915 Grown-up buffoonery, I tell ya. 98 00:04:27,916 --> 00:04:30,394 - I promise the medical team will keep it classy, sir. 99 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,322 No buffoonery whatsoever. 100 00:04:32,323 --> 00:04:33,940 Ahoy, Captain! 101 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,039 Permission to come aboard? 102 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,898 Oh, hello. 103 00:04:37,899 --> 00:04:39,310 Charmed, I'm sure. 104 00:04:39,311 --> 00:04:41,582 - Oh, sweet heavens to Betsy. 105 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:42,924 - What say you? 106 00:04:42,925 --> 00:04:44,817 Is this not the most delicious thing 107 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,400 you've ever feasted your eyes on? 108 00:04:49,017 --> 00:04:50,187 - Heh. 109 00:04:50,188 --> 00:04:52,356 A strict verbal-harassment policy 110 00:04:52,357 --> 00:04:53,732 prevents me from commenting. 111 00:04:54,904 --> 00:04:56,969 Oh, come on, Captain. 112 00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:58,724 You know, I used to think like you. 113 00:04:58,725 --> 00:04:59,895 Halloween for hospital workers 114 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:01,272 is the worst night of the year... 115 00:05:01,273 --> 00:05:02,786 trick-or-treaters and car accidents, 116 00:05:02,787 --> 00:05:04,336 frat boys thinking that that cape 117 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:06,194 that they bought on the Internet suddenly makes them invincible. 118 00:05:06,195 --> 00:05:08,604 But this year, I have decided 119 00:05:08,605 --> 00:05:11,047 that I'm going to go along with the fun. 120 00:05:11,048 --> 00:05:13,767 Well, I wish I liked 121 00:05:13,768 --> 00:05:16,142 Halloween Week, but I suck at costumes, 122 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:17,760 and Tristan never lets me forget it. 123 00:05:17,761 --> 00:05:19,241 - Come on. - You can't be that bad. 124 00:05:19,242 --> 00:05:20,823 What were you last year? 125 00:05:20,824 --> 00:05:23,303 - An extension cord. - Yeah, that's bad. 126 00:05:23,304 --> 00:05:24,748 - Okay, well, it doesn't matter anyway 127 00:05:24,749 --> 00:05:27,915 because Tristan always wins the costume contest. 128 00:05:27,916 --> 00:05:29,670 Although, it looks as though 129 00:05:29,671 --> 00:05:31,942 he may have some competition this year. 130 00:05:33,286 --> 00:05:35,488 Why is the rum always gone? 131 00:05:35,489 --> 00:05:36,797 Oh... 132 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:40,617 Oh, come on! 133 00:05:40,618 --> 00:05:43,888 You treasonous... copycat! 134 00:05:43,889 --> 00:05:46,057 - Me copycat? You copycat! 135 00:05:46,058 --> 00:05:48,087 You have to change. 136 00:05:48,088 --> 00:05:50,909 - Oh, no. This is a custom wig. You have to change. 137 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:53,182 - No. No, no, no. No, no. 138 00:05:53,183 --> 00:05:55,557 You are not doing this in my quarters. 139 00:05:55,558 --> 00:05:57,622 Hey. Here's an idea. 140 00:05:57,623 --> 00:06:00,514 How about you go as a doctor and a nurse on a cruise ship 141 00:06:00,515 --> 00:06:03,853 with a very strict professional dress-code policy? 142 00:06:03,854 --> 00:06:05,712 Now get out. 143 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:06,951 Go. 144 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:09,430 I don't mind if I do. 145 00:06:09,431 --> 00:06:11,634 - I spent a year on this! 146 00:06:13,389 --> 00:06:15,144 - I'll see you later. 147 00:06:15,145 --> 00:06:17,072 - Come on. 148 00:06:17,073 --> 00:06:19,412 Yeah. You see? 149 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,662 Oh. Hey! 150 00:06:34,663 --> 00:06:36,658 - Whoa! 151 00:06:36,659 --> 00:06:39,309 Where did this all come from? 152 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:41,099 - "Sweeney Todd." The Broadway cruise. 153 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,269 They left loads of stuff. 154 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:44,610 These skulls. These lanterns. Ooh! 155 00:06:44,611 --> 00:06:47,260 - No, no, no. I mean, where did this all come from... 156 00:06:47,261 --> 00:06:48,775 your Halloween obsession? 157 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,772 - Oh, well, as you know, 158 00:06:50,773 --> 00:06:52,149 Mother wasn't always around growing up, 159 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,457 but my nanny, Alma, was, 160 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:55,832 and she was really good at building costumes. 161 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,243 Yeah, she taught me everything I know. 162 00:06:57,244 --> 00:06:59,412 We'd go all-out. It was my favorite. 163 00:06:59,413 --> 00:07:01,409 Woody and Buzz. Holmes and Watson. 164 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:03,405 Denim Justin and Britney. 165 00:07:03,406 --> 00:07:05,229 - Aww. I haven't seen you this happy 166 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:06,744 since I let you pop that big cyst 167 00:07:06,745 --> 00:07:08,397 on that German tourist's shoulder. 168 00:07:08,398 --> 00:07:11,254 - That was... sensational. 169 00:07:11,255 --> 00:07:12,837 Thank you. 170 00:07:12,838 --> 00:07:15,935 Speaking of things that are rotten and filled with pus... 171 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,759 what kind of hideous costume under that coat 172 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,618 have you come up with this year? 173 00:07:19,619 --> 00:07:21,030 - Okay. - Hm. 174 00:07:21,031 --> 00:07:22,544 So... 175 00:07:22,545 --> 00:07:24,265 - I've been thinking about it a lot. 176 00:07:24,266 --> 00:07:26,366 - Mm-hmm. - And, um... Okay. 177 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:27,605 It's really good. 178 00:07:29,395 --> 00:07:30,600 Ha! 179 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:34,868 I'm a ceiling fan! Get it?! 180 00:07:34,869 --> 00:07:36,280 - No. - What?! 181 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,863 - Just no. - Well... 182 00:07:37,864 --> 00:07:40,169 What are you gonna be that's so great? 183 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:42,200 - Thank you. I thought you'd never ask. 184 00:07:42,201 --> 00:07:44,885 Bow... before me... 185 00:07:44,886 --> 00:07:46,745 for I am... 186 00:07:49,189 --> 00:07:52,665 ...Neptune, Lord of the Seven Seas. 187 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:54,317 - Wow. - And the best thing about it 188 00:07:54,318 --> 00:07:56,485 is it incorporates the one thing that I have 189 00:07:56,486 --> 00:07:59,240 that Dr. Odyssey can never buy. 190 00:07:59,241 --> 00:08:01,649 - Abs? - Dignity. 191 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:03,198 Obliques, too. 192 00:08:10,635 --> 00:08:12,252 Oh, dear. 193 00:08:13,698 --> 00:08:16,142 - Explain thyself, mortal. 194 00:08:16,143 --> 00:08:19,549 Why art thou locking up our bandage cabinet? 195 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:22,923 Costume procrastinators. 196 00:08:22,924 --> 00:08:24,712 - They plunder our Ace bandages. 197 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,434 Last year, there were so many stolen mummies wandering around, 198 00:08:26,435 --> 00:08:28,086 it looked like "Night at the British Museum." 199 00:08:28,087 --> 00:08:29,704 I was wrapping wounds with paper towels 200 00:08:29,705 --> 00:08:31,839 and sanitary pads for a week. 201 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:35,143 Let me guess. Neptune, Lord of the Seven Seas? 202 00:08:35,144 --> 00:08:36,761 - Poseidon. 203 00:08:36,762 --> 00:08:38,792 - Tristan will not be pleased! 204 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:40,961 Halloween is sort of his thing. 205 00:08:40,962 --> 00:08:43,439 - Well, winning is sort of my thing, so there we are. 206 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,573 - Excuse me! Hi! Hello? - Uh... 207 00:08:45,574 --> 00:08:47,880 No bandages! Sorry! We're fresh out. 208 00:08:47,881 --> 00:08:49,877 - Sorry. What? 209 00:08:49,878 --> 00:08:53,593 - Oh. Um, how can we help you? 210 00:08:53,594 --> 00:08:56,727 - Well, Gomez over here is acting, uh, pretty strange. 211 00:08:56,728 --> 00:08:58,585 - I'm fine. Stop fussing. 212 00:08:58,586 --> 00:09:00,100 - He is falling asleep standing up, 213 00:09:00,101 --> 00:09:01,304 and he can't concentrate... 214 00:09:01,305 --> 00:09:03,542 hey... on anything. 215 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,954 - Have a seat. 216 00:09:07,605 --> 00:09:10,117 - Pupils are equal. - And your vitals are fine. 217 00:09:10,118 --> 00:09:12,045 Temp is a little elevated but within normal range. 218 00:09:12,046 --> 00:09:13,594 I'm just exhausted. 219 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,416 We spent the last 18 hours traveling, have hardly slept, 220 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:18,172 and she won't even let me lay down. 221 00:09:18,173 --> 00:09:19,687 - You know, can you just give him, like, a shot of B12 222 00:09:19,688 --> 00:09:20,995 or something energizing, you know? 223 00:09:20,996 --> 00:09:22,991 We have a lot of things planned, so... 224 00:09:22,992 --> 00:09:26,158 - In my capacity as Poseidon, God of the Sea... 225 00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:27,811 and also Dr. Odyssey M.D., 226 00:09:27,812 --> 00:09:31,046 I am prescribing you eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. 227 00:09:35,384 --> 00:09:36,795 Thank you. 228 00:09:41,684 --> 00:09:43,576 - Captain Nemo! Love it! 229 00:09:45,402 --> 00:09:48,637 Nope. Just boring old "Captain Robert Massey" here. 230 00:09:48,638 --> 00:09:50,186 - He's the guy from "The Love Boat"! 231 00:09:50,187 --> 00:09:52,182 - Yes! Ha! 232 00:09:52,183 --> 00:09:57,518 - No, I'm the guy from this boat, and we call her a "ship"! 233 00:09:57,519 --> 00:09:59,377 - Thank you to our band! 234 00:09:59,378 --> 00:10:01,821 Hello, guys and ghouls! 235 00:10:01,822 --> 00:10:03,163 Anyone taking part... 236 00:10:03,164 --> 00:10:04,747 in our costume contest... 237 00:10:04,748 --> 00:10:07,157 ...our first round of voting will take place tonight 238 00:10:07,158 --> 00:10:10,599 and then again in a couple days at the big Halloween bash! 239 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:14,144 So you will have two chances to wow us. 240 00:10:14,145 --> 00:10:15,728 Now let's dance! 241 00:10:19,068 --> 00:10:23,404 - If you don't believe in vampires... 242 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,295 ...turn up the radio. 243 00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:30,426 Somewhere in this town right now is one... 244 00:10:30,427 --> 00:10:33,456 ...that you might know. 245 00:10:33,457 --> 00:10:35,590 - Watch it. - Sorry. 246 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,380 - Are you good? - Sorry. 247 00:10:39,136 --> 00:10:40,409 It's you. - It's me. 248 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:41,855 - It's you. - Yeah. 249 00:10:41,856 --> 00:10:43,611 Hey. Cute costume. 250 00:10:43,612 --> 00:10:46,192 - Hot costume. - Well, yours, too. 251 00:10:46,193 --> 00:10:47,742 - You think I have a chance of winning? 252 00:10:47,743 --> 00:10:49,290 - Hm... yeah. You got my vote. 253 00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:51,769 - Oh! Thanks. 254 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:53,284 Hey, how's it been your first... 255 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:56,243 your, uh... your second week here? 256 00:10:56,244 --> 00:10:58,000 - Really good, honestly. I mean, these ports 257 00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:00,065 have the most incredible fresh ingredients, 258 00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:02,991 so I'm gonna make this thing tonight called pescado con coco. 259 00:11:02,992 --> 00:11:04,367 - Okay. - And we got all these 260 00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:06,055 fresh coconuts from this guy over at the port... 261 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,535 - No way. 262 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,152 No way. - What? 263 00:11:09,153 --> 00:11:11,080 Are you kidding me?! 264 00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:14,316 - You copied me again?! Are you kidding me?! 265 00:11:14,317 --> 00:11:16,794 Neptune?! You copied me again?! 266 00:11:16,795 --> 00:11:18,653 - Poseidon. - Guys, come on. 267 00:11:18,654 --> 00:11:20,512 This is getting ridiculous. 268 00:11:23,302 --> 00:11:25,366 - I'm gonna go get a drink. - Let's go dance. 269 00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:27,156 Come on. You look better anyways. 270 00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:28,292 - Thank you. 271 00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:30,599 - ♪ La la la la la 272 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,491 ♪ La-la la la la la la 273 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,454 ♪ La la la la la 274 00:11:34,455 --> 00:11:36,381 ♪ La-la la la la la la 275 00:11:36,382 --> 00:11:38,585 - Aah! - Wow! You look amazing! 276 00:11:38,586 --> 00:11:39,927 But what are you? 277 00:11:39,928 --> 00:11:41,924 - Morticia. From "Addams Family." 278 00:11:41,925 --> 00:11:43,748 It makes more sense when Paul is here, 279 00:11:43,749 --> 00:11:45,917 but he is on a doctor-prescribed nap time. 280 00:11:45,918 --> 00:11:47,466 - We're supposed to be the Fox and the Hound, 281 00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:49,256 but this one here is giving more "Old Yeller." 282 00:11:49,257 --> 00:11:50,908 I might need to go put him down. 283 00:11:50,909 --> 00:11:54,626 I'm sorry. I'm trying. I'm just... beat. 284 00:11:54,627 --> 00:11:57,276 Can I please bow out early? 285 00:11:57,277 --> 00:11:59,238 - Yes, go be a sleepy dog in the cabins, 286 00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:01,166 but tomorrow you have to make it to 11 p.m., okay? 287 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:04,333 - It's okay! They were just holding us back anyway! 288 00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:08,533 - ♪ Oh, oh, ohh-ohh 289 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,763 ♪ Say ohh, ohh 290 00:12:14,764 --> 00:12:18,412 ♪ Doin' Halloween right 291 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:20,444 ♪ It's creepy-crawly night 292 00:12:20,445 --> 00:12:22,371 ♪ La la la la la 293 00:12:22,372 --> 00:12:24,368 ♪ La-la la la la la la 294 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,295 ♪ La la la la la 295 00:12:26,296 --> 00:12:28,670 ♪ Creepy-crawly night 296 00:12:28,671 --> 00:12:30,185 ♪ La la la la la 297 00:12:30,186 --> 00:12:32,492 ♪ La-la la la la la la 298 00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:34,488 ♪ Ohh 299 00:12:34,489 --> 00:12:36,760 ♪ Creepy-crawly night 300 00:12:45,229 --> 00:12:47,362 - You should be careful out here at night. 301 00:12:47,363 --> 00:12:49,360 The moon is almost full. 302 00:12:51,735 --> 00:12:53,524 - I can take care of myself. 303 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:30,254 - Wait! Stop! 304 00:13:30,255 --> 00:13:31,597 - What's wrong? - Stop! 305 00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:36,621 - Are you okay? 306 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,117 - He's hypotensive and tachycardic. 307 00:13:49,118 --> 00:13:50,426 Hang two bags of O negative, stat. 308 00:13:50,427 --> 00:13:51,286 - Where the hell is all this blood coming from? 309 00:13:51,287 --> 00:13:52,354 We need to find the source now. 310 00:13:52,355 --> 00:13:53,523 He could bleed out in minutes. 311 00:13:53,524 --> 00:13:54,816 - I can't find any open wounds. 312 00:13:56,244 --> 00:13:57,723 - That's because it's not coming from a wound. 313 00:13:57,724 --> 00:14:00,855 It's coming from his skin. Max, he's sweating blood! 314 00:14:00,856 --> 00:14:02,680 - Okay. Okay. Hematohidrosis. 315 00:14:02,681 --> 00:14:04,952 We need to calm him down, cool down his core temperature. 316 00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:06,192 Push two milligrams of lorazepam. 317 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,672 I'll go get the icepacks. 318 00:14:16,726 --> 00:14:17,998 - I'm f-freezing. 319 00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:19,478 What happened? 320 00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,406 - You passed out from blood loss. 321 00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:23,093 Security found you on the upper deck. 322 00:14:23,094 --> 00:14:24,986 You're okay now. - We had to cool your body down. 323 00:14:24,987 --> 00:14:27,086 You were sweating blood. A lot of it. 324 00:14:27,087 --> 00:14:28,876 - Sweating blood? - Yeah. 325 00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:30,838 It's a condition called hematohidrosis, 326 00:14:30,839 --> 00:14:32,560 associated with the fear response system. 327 00:14:32,561 --> 00:14:35,313 - Do you remember what you were doing before we brought you here? 328 00:14:35,314 --> 00:14:37,345 - I was with a bunny. 329 00:14:37,346 --> 00:14:39,548 Well, a girl dressed as a bunny. 330 00:14:39,549 --> 00:14:41,440 We were, you know... 331 00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:45,606 But fear? No. I'm not afraid of girls. 332 00:14:45,607 --> 00:14:47,155 Or sex. 333 00:14:47,156 --> 00:14:48,772 - You know, most people don't realize 334 00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:51,527 that fear and arousal are physically very similar. 335 00:14:51,528 --> 00:14:52,938 Your brain dumps adrenaline, 336 00:14:52,939 --> 00:14:54,969 heart starts to beat faster, you start sweating. 337 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:58,171 And, in rare cases... I mean very, very rare cases... 338 00:14:58,172 --> 00:14:59,685 the wires get crossed and... 339 00:14:59,686 --> 00:15:02,129 - You sweat blood? 340 00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:04,332 So is this gonna happen, 341 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,018 like, every time I want to bone now or...? 342 00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:07,740 - Long-term solution, we're gonna set you up 343 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,117 with the hematologist back home 344 00:15:09,118 --> 00:15:11,320 to identify triggers, possible underlying conditions. 345 00:15:11,321 --> 00:15:13,283 - In the meantime, I'm gonna give you an iron supplement 346 00:15:13,284 --> 00:15:15,830 for the blood loss and a prescription for lorazepam 347 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,377 so you can stay on an even keel for the rest of the cruise. 348 00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:20,959 - The good stuff! Sweet. 349 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,299 - Try your best to stay cool this week. 350 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,780 - No promises. 351 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,611 - Anyone there?! 352 00:16:52,181 --> 00:16:53,454 Hello?! 353 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,911 It's a good joke! 354 00:17:10,082 --> 00:17:11,629 God! 355 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,558 Where do you get all this drag?! 356 00:17:51,045 --> 00:17:53,970 - Hey, Cap. - Tristan! 357 00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:57,102 You look like you need to go to bed, not contemplate a drink. 358 00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,444 What's up? 359 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:01,095 - Eh, it's nothing. It... It is something. 360 00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:04,641 It's Max. He's toying with me. 361 00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:06,534 He's got his hands on this incredible costume, 362 00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:09,254 and I just... I don't know. I'm done for. 363 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,458 - Sexy captain's costume! 364 00:18:12,938 --> 00:18:15,794 - Okay. So, what happened? 365 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,066 When did a holiday for children 366 00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,062 get commandeered by grown-ups? 367 00:18:20,063 --> 00:18:22,679 - Well... - Blame the gays, honey. 368 00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:27,670 - I don't know, Cap. 369 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:31,560 Is there such a difference between a uniform and a costume? 370 00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:33,420 Aren't they both just revealers? 371 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,241 - My boy... 372 00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:40,132 this uniform reveals four decades of service at sea. 373 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:43,436 Those costumes represent adults with glue guns 374 00:18:43,437 --> 00:18:46,707 and too damn much time on their hands! 375 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:50,527 Alright. So what's this whole anti-Halloween thing? 376 00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:52,007 What's the story there? 377 00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:54,279 Some deep-seated Halloween trauma? 378 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,688 Well, now, just don't get more votes than me in a costume contest. 379 00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:00,372 Seriously. I don't think I could handle waging war on you, too. 380 00:19:05,675 --> 00:19:08,152 Whoa! Wait a minute. 381 00:19:08,153 --> 00:19:11,182 There's a party over here we can go to. 382 00:19:12,869 --> 00:19:15,140 Paul, can you follow my finger? 383 00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:17,205 Whoa. - He's in some sort of psychosis. 384 00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:20,028 - Okay. I-I don't understand. He was so tired earlier. 385 00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:22,403 Now he can't keep still. - His temperature is 101.5, 386 00:19:22,404 --> 00:19:24,227 and his lymph nodes are very swollen. 387 00:19:24,228 --> 00:19:26,053 Guys... 388 00:19:28,565 --> 00:19:31,353 These are serious symptoms. Could be infectious. 389 00:19:31,354 --> 00:19:33,349 We need to initiate emergency contagion protocol 390 00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:35,174 until we know more. - Agreed. 391 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,620 Let's get the two of them quarantined. 392 00:19:36,621 --> 00:19:37,963 We also need to run a blood test ASAP. 393 00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:40,372 - I'm sorry. Did you say "contagion" and "quarantine"? 394 00:19:40,373 --> 00:19:41,646 - For right now, it's just a precaution, 395 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,919 but if you are traveling with anybody, 396 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,261 we need to contact them immediately. 397 00:19:44,262 --> 00:19:46,086 - Uh, Luna. 398 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,401 - Okay. And have either of you exhibited signs of fatigue? 399 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:04,778 - No. - Fever? Chills? 400 00:20:04,779 --> 00:20:07,394 - No. No, no. I am telling you! We are both fine! Okay?! 401 00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:09,840 - He... He tried to eat my arm! 402 00:20:10,769 --> 00:20:12,282 - Did he break the skin? 403 00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:15,553 - Alright. Differential diagnosis. 404 00:20:15,554 --> 00:20:17,205 - Well, the fever and swollen lymph 405 00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:19,442 would tell me viral infection. 406 00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:20,716 - Which would explain the physical symptoms 407 00:20:20,717 --> 00:20:22,196 but not the neurological ones... 408 00:20:22,197 --> 00:20:24,847 difficulty walking, speaking, abnormal aggression. 409 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,672 - I mean, rabies. An animal bite. 410 00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:28,427 They just got back from safari in Africa. 411 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,907 - Yeah, but advanced cases of rabies, 412 00:20:29,908 --> 00:20:31,387 the ones that make you bite, 413 00:20:31,388 --> 00:20:33,349 present with extreme hydrophobia, 414 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:36,172 so, being on a cruise ship, he wouldn't even be able to come out of his cabin. 415 00:20:36,173 --> 00:20:40,269 We need to see the blood tests. 416 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:42,920 - Well, the test results are in. 417 00:20:44,297 --> 00:20:46,086 - Okay. If this is what we think it is, 418 00:20:46,087 --> 00:20:48,530 we need to initiate emergency lockdown immediately. 419 00:20:48,531 --> 00:20:51,491 We'll notify the Captain, start contact tracing, 420 00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:52,696 beginning firstly with ourselves. 421 00:20:52,697 --> 00:20:53,969 Alert the next port of call. 422 00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:55,380 - We don't know anything for sure yet. 423 00:20:55,381 --> 00:20:57,135 - Well, that's reassuring. - Great! 424 00:20:57,136 --> 00:21:00,475 It's been a pleasure serving with you. 425 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:04,021 Damn it! It's COVID all over again. 426 00:21:04,022 --> 00:21:06,017 - No, it's not gonna be like COVID. 427 00:21:06,018 --> 00:21:08,289 No. No. No. 428 00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:11,457 - Hey. It'll be okay. We'll get through this. 429 00:21:12,696 --> 00:21:14,760 - No. I... I mean it's not gonna be like COVID 430 00:21:14,761 --> 00:21:17,170 because whatever this is, is not contagious. Look. 431 00:21:17,171 --> 00:21:19,270 Each of your husbands' bloodwork shows a unique pattern 432 00:21:19,271 --> 00:21:20,371 in the white blood cell count, 433 00:21:20,372 --> 00:21:22,023 a radical increase in eosinophils, 434 00:21:22,024 --> 00:21:24,916 which suggests a systemic immune response to an unknown cause. 435 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,740 - Meaning that the symptoms 436 00:21:26,741 --> 00:21:28,461 are not a reaction to a contagious disease, 437 00:21:28,462 --> 00:21:30,802 but rather some external stimuli 438 00:21:30,803 --> 00:21:32,110 that they've both come into contact with. 439 00:21:32,111 --> 00:21:33,969 - We're not sure what that is yet, but we are sure... 440 00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:35,965 - It's not contagious. 441 00:21:40,476 --> 00:21:43,539 - The good news is we can rule a zombie apocalypse off our list. 442 00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:44,950 - Whew! 443 00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:47,703 One or two zombies I can manage, but a whole ship full? 444 00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:50,148 - Yeah. - The bad news... 445 00:21:50,149 --> 00:21:53,246 I still don't know what's causing the symptoms. 446 00:21:54,452 --> 00:21:57,239 Okay. Understood. 447 00:21:58,548 --> 00:21:59,855 Thanks for the update, Doctor. 448 00:21:59,856 --> 00:22:01,370 - Yes, sir. 449 00:22:02,678 --> 00:22:05,018 Um... 450 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,843 one more thing. 451 00:22:06,844 --> 00:22:10,251 Until we get this whole thing figured out with the patients... 452 00:22:10,252 --> 00:22:14,244 maybe we chill on the shenanigans and pranks. 453 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:17,756 - Pranks? I've been in the infirmary all night. 454 00:22:21,026 --> 00:22:24,639 - Let the kid win the damn contest. 455 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,842 And you figure out what's going on with those patients. 456 00:22:26,843 --> 00:22:28,323 And that's an order. 457 00:22:28,324 --> 00:22:29,975 - Yes, sir. 458 00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:43,607 - Beneath those waves lie the 88 souls 459 00:22:43,608 --> 00:22:46,774 who drowned when the Espiritu Santo sank. 460 00:22:46,775 --> 00:22:48,667 They say, if you listen close, 461 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,630 you can still hear their ghosts 462 00:22:50,631 --> 00:22:53,280 calling from the depths and haunted caves. 463 00:22:53,281 --> 00:22:56,275 Now, safety is our number-one priority 464 00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:58,409 when it comes to treasure hunting. 465 00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:02,092 Don't wander near the rocks or any of the caves. 466 00:23:02,093 --> 00:23:03,745 The tide rises fast, 467 00:23:03,746 --> 00:23:06,498 and the rocks are extremely slippery. 468 00:23:06,499 --> 00:23:08,942 Alright! Any questions? 469 00:23:08,943 --> 00:23:10,457 Yes. 470 00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,247 - Aren't you the guy who brought me my towels this morning? 471 00:23:12,248 --> 00:23:14,382 - I am, indeed, which is why I need to find 472 00:23:14,383 --> 00:23:15,896 this treasure more than anyone. 473 00:23:16,964 --> 00:23:18,719 Let's go. 474 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,370 - Ooh! It's so nice. 475 00:23:21,371 --> 00:23:23,606 Wouldn't you rather go for a swim? 476 00:23:23,607 --> 00:23:25,294 We can lay on the beach! 477 00:23:25,295 --> 00:23:27,049 Come on! 478 00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:30,526 - Everyone knows those old coins are cursed anyway. 479 00:23:30,527 --> 00:23:33,245 - Just imagine what it must have been like... 480 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,240 to be out there all those years ago... 481 00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:38,443 navigating 2,000 miles of the open ocean 482 00:23:38,444 --> 00:23:41,404 with nothing but torchlight and the stars. 483 00:23:41,405 --> 00:23:44,020 - S.O.S. I'm surrounded by nerds! 484 00:23:44,021 --> 00:23:46,016 Come on! 485 00:23:52,248 --> 00:23:54,484 There's nothing here. 486 00:23:54,485 --> 00:23:56,481 Let's go up there. 487 00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:59,510 - Honey, don't you think we're getting a little far?! 488 00:24:07,394 --> 00:24:08,977 - Come on! - I don't have on the right shoes. 489 00:24:08,978 --> 00:24:10,525 You got on a full dress. 490 00:24:10,526 --> 00:24:12,005 - If you want to find something, 491 00:24:12,006 --> 00:24:15,069 you have to go where no one has ever gone before, right? 492 00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:16,826 - Go ahead. 493 00:24:23,814 --> 00:24:26,016 I hope you know how much I love you. 494 00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:59,372 Julia, baby, this is tight. 495 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,754 - This is amazing. 496 00:25:17,755 --> 00:25:19,544 Incredible. 497 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,706 - Boo! - Ha ha ha. 498 00:25:30,010 --> 00:25:32,040 Okay. Can we go back now, please? 499 00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:33,692 They're gonna be looking for us. 500 00:25:33,693 --> 00:25:35,861 Besides, my sandals are getting soaked. 501 00:25:37,273 --> 00:25:39,922 - I'll get you a new pair when we find the booty. 502 00:25:56,447 --> 00:25:57,823 - What? 503 00:26:02,643 --> 00:26:04,088 I think I found one. 504 00:26:04,089 --> 00:26:05,602 A coin? 505 00:26:05,603 --> 00:26:07,014 - You're kidding! 506 00:26:25,947 --> 00:26:27,909 Julia! 507 00:26:35,793 --> 00:26:37,892 - I don't get it. They slept all day. 508 00:26:37,893 --> 00:26:39,888 Now they're starting to come alive again? 509 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,093 - Paradoxical exhaustion. 510 00:26:41,094 --> 00:26:43,536 Insomnia by night. Lethargy by day. 511 00:26:43,537 --> 00:26:46,531 Adding it to the list of symptoms. 512 00:26:46,532 --> 00:26:48,184 - Hey. Guys. 513 00:26:48,185 --> 00:26:50,456 - You look... and I say this with love... awful. 514 00:26:50,457 --> 00:26:52,693 - Charming. - You've been working on your costume all day. 515 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,621 You're not gonna beat me. - It's the beach excursion. 516 00:26:54,622 --> 00:26:56,342 The treasure hunters. There's been a cave-in. 517 00:26:56,343 --> 00:26:58,683 There's a woman that's trapped. 518 00:26:58,684 --> 00:27:01,884 Yeah. Go. I'll babysit the zombies. 519 00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:08,012 - She's been in about 30 minutes. 520 00:27:08,013 --> 00:27:09,664 Stuck pretty good by the sounds of it. 521 00:27:09,665 --> 00:27:11,523 Verbal response is off and on. 522 00:27:11,524 --> 00:27:13,899 - Alright. I'll go in first, take her vitals, assess, and then report back. 523 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:16,135 - It's pretty tight in there. I wasn't able to fit myself. 524 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:17,994 - I'll go. - No, no. We'll wait... 525 00:27:17,995 --> 00:27:19,716 We'll wait for the... - Who are we waiting for? 526 00:27:19,717 --> 00:27:21,368 Max, I got this. 527 00:27:30,766 --> 00:27:32,727 Help! 528 00:27:38,684 --> 00:27:40,990 Help! 529 00:27:42,711 --> 00:27:44,570 Help! 530 00:27:47,118 --> 00:27:49,046 Help! 531 00:27:50,353 --> 00:27:51,592 - Julia?! 532 00:27:51,593 --> 00:27:53,279 - Please help! 533 00:27:55,310 --> 00:27:56,479 - Julia. 534 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,785 The water! It's rising! 535 00:28:01,817 --> 00:28:05,326 - I'm Avery. I'm a nurse. 536 00:28:05,327 --> 00:28:07,977 - My arm. I... I can't get it out. 537 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:10,284 - Okay, I'm gonna need you to take some slow, 538 00:28:10,285 --> 00:28:12,728 deep breaths for me, alright? - Okay. 539 00:28:12,729 --> 00:28:14,035 In. 540 00:28:14,036 --> 00:28:16,376 And out. 541 00:28:16,377 --> 00:28:18,304 - That's great. It's okay. 542 00:28:18,305 --> 00:28:19,646 - The water keeps coming up. 543 00:28:19,647 --> 00:28:22,228 - What? Okay. Okay. I'm gonna try and pull you out. 544 00:28:22,229 --> 00:28:25,085 Okay? On the count of "three." Ready? 545 00:28:25,086 --> 00:28:27,736 One, two, three. 546 00:28:29,527 --> 00:28:32,211 - Okay, okay, okay. 547 00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:34,620 Hey. Hey. 548 00:28:34,621 --> 00:28:37,237 We're gonna get you free. I promise. 549 00:28:37,238 --> 00:28:38,821 I'll be right back. - Okay. 550 00:28:38,822 --> 00:28:40,094 - Keep taking those deep breaths. 551 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,987 Slow in. 552 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,674 Slow out. 553 00:28:43,675 --> 00:28:45,326 I'll be right back. Slow breaths. 554 00:28:45,327 --> 00:28:48,046 - Don't leave. Don't leave. - I'll be right back. 555 00:28:52,246 --> 00:28:54,655 - What are you asking me? 556 00:28:54,656 --> 00:28:57,134 To give you permission? 557 00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:59,853 To cut my wife's arm off?! 558 00:28:59,854 --> 00:29:03,055 - I'm asking you to give us permission to save her life. 559 00:29:05,809 --> 00:29:07,323 - How would it work? 560 00:29:07,324 --> 00:29:09,560 - I'll apply a tourniquet to stem the bleeding, 561 00:29:09,561 --> 00:29:10,868 give Julia a local anesthetic. 562 00:29:10,869 --> 00:29:12,348 She won't feel a thing. 563 00:29:12,349 --> 00:29:14,276 I'll make the first incision just above the elbow. 564 00:29:14,277 --> 00:29:16,307 - If she stays down there much longer, she's gonna drown. 565 00:29:16,308 --> 00:29:18,373 I need you to say yes and I need you to say it now. 566 00:29:18,374 --> 00:29:19,750 Avery is the best nurse I know. 567 00:29:19,751 --> 00:29:22,124 She's the only person I'd want in there if it was me. 568 00:29:26,153 --> 00:29:27,839 - Yes. Yes! 569 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,319 - Let's go. 570 00:29:42,574 --> 00:29:44,121 - How you doing, Julia?! 571 00:29:44,122 --> 00:29:46,978 - The water is getting higher! Please! 572 00:29:49,561 --> 00:29:51,866 Please hurry! 573 00:29:51,867 --> 00:29:55,102 I don't want to die. I don't want to die. 574 00:30:00,576 --> 00:30:02,399 - It's okay. 575 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,122 Breathe. 576 00:30:05,464 --> 00:30:07,184 You're alright, Julia. 577 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:13,692 You're alright. 578 00:30:15,103 --> 00:30:18,441 Julia, you know who's out there... 579 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,574 is Sarah, and she is waiting for you. 580 00:30:21,575 --> 00:30:25,153 And in two minutes, we're gonna be out there on the beach with her. 581 00:30:25,154 --> 00:30:27,804 So I want you to squeeze this as hard as you possibly can, okay? 582 00:30:27,805 --> 00:30:30,627 Do not let go. Squeeze. Don't let go, okay? 583 00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,652 Keep squeezing. 584 00:30:37,823 --> 00:30:40,782 Here we go. Keep thinking about Sarah, okay? 585 00:30:40,783 --> 00:30:42,194 - Okay. 586 00:30:50,731 --> 00:30:53,346 - Hang on one second, Julia, okay? 587 00:31:01,367 --> 00:31:04,465 Okay, Julia. Change of plans. 588 00:31:04,466 --> 00:31:06,289 I know this is gonna sound crazy 589 00:31:06,290 --> 00:31:08,424 and I know you're scared, but you're gonna need to trust me, okay? 590 00:31:08,425 --> 00:31:12,417 You're gonna take one big breath in and a big breath out. 591 00:31:12,418 --> 00:31:14,104 And on the breath out, you're gonna relax 592 00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,825 then you're gonna release both of your hands. 593 00:31:15,826 --> 00:31:17,649 You're gonna let go. Okay? 594 00:31:17,650 --> 00:31:19,887 - Cm. - Can you do that? 595 00:31:19,888 --> 00:31:23,294 You're gonna take a big breath in... and out. 596 00:31:23,295 --> 00:31:25,395 We're gonna breathe together, okay? 597 00:31:25,396 --> 00:31:27,150 Ready? Breathe in. 598 00:31:28,391 --> 00:31:31,039 - And out. Breathe in. 599 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,623 Breathe out. 600 00:31:38,303 --> 00:31:39,955 She's unresponsive! 601 00:31:46,118 --> 00:31:49,250 - Come on. Come on. 602 00:31:49,251 --> 00:31:50,352 Come on. 603 00:31:50,353 --> 00:31:52,486 There we go. 604 00:31:57,994 --> 00:32:00,231 - You were right. 605 00:32:00,232 --> 00:32:01,883 Those coins are cursed. 606 00:32:01,884 --> 00:32:04,051 - You stupid, beautiful idiot. 607 00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:07,736 You're alive. And whole. 608 00:32:08,768 --> 00:32:11,178 - I think I need mouth-to-mouth. 609 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,506 - Easy breezy. No big deal. 610 00:32:29,767 --> 00:32:35,033 Alright. You are okay to recover here in your cabin. 611 00:32:35,034 --> 00:32:39,405 Now, I did have to dislocate your elbow to get your arm out. 612 00:32:39,406 --> 00:32:43,913 We reset it, but there was an extensive humerus fracture also. 613 00:32:43,914 --> 00:32:45,772 - Huh! Doesn't feel that funny. 614 00:32:45,773 --> 00:32:47,804 - And I thought being a lesbian would spare me 615 00:32:47,805 --> 00:32:50,282 from a lifetime of dad jokes, but no such luck. 616 00:32:50,283 --> 00:32:54,413 That being said, it is a relatively clean break, 617 00:32:54,414 --> 00:32:56,409 so it should heal up nicely. 618 00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:58,268 How is it feeling? 619 00:32:58,269 --> 00:33:01,367 - Terrible. Throbbing. Aching. Radiating. 620 00:33:01,368 --> 00:33:02,812 - Well, that's great news. 621 00:33:02,813 --> 00:33:04,808 It means you didn't suffer any permanent nerve damage. 622 00:33:04,809 --> 00:33:06,702 You have those painkillers? 623 00:33:08,562 --> 00:33:09,903 - Thank you. 624 00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:14,275 And thank you also for not cutting off my arm. 625 00:33:14,276 --> 00:33:17,235 - What exactly happened down there? 626 00:33:17,236 --> 00:33:20,884 - Well, when I was about to make the first incision, 627 00:33:20,885 --> 00:33:22,674 I could tell by the tension in your forearm 628 00:33:22,675 --> 00:33:26,186 that you were making a fist, clenching and gripping. 629 00:33:26,187 --> 00:33:27,769 It's our body's automatic response to panic. 630 00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:31,039 - Or seeing shiny coins. - And then it occurred to me 631 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,243 if you were to release your fist, 632 00:33:33,244 --> 00:33:36,650 that small change in position, with a little force, 633 00:33:36,651 --> 00:33:38,509 I might be able to squeeze you out. 634 00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:42,330 - In the face of death, all you have to do is relax. 635 00:33:42,331 --> 00:33:45,635 When it heals, will I be able to play piano? 636 00:33:45,636 --> 00:33:47,287 - Well, I don't see why not. 637 00:33:47,288 --> 00:33:48,974 - Oh, good. I never could before. 638 00:33:48,975 --> 00:33:50,798 - Ah. You see what I'm dealing with? 639 00:33:50,799 --> 00:33:52,381 - Yeah. 640 00:33:52,382 --> 00:33:54,894 - Well, you might have almost died in a cave, 641 00:33:54,895 --> 00:33:56,443 but I spent the day on the beach 642 00:33:56,444 --> 00:33:57,889 getting eaten alive by sand flies, 643 00:33:57,890 --> 00:34:00,436 so we both had a rough day. 644 00:34:00,437 --> 00:34:03,018 - When you were on safari, did you get any bites from the tsetse fly? 645 00:34:03,019 --> 00:34:04,464 Small red bumps on your wrist or ankles? 646 00:34:04,465 --> 00:34:06,598 - No. No, I don't think so. I mean, we were really religious 647 00:34:06,599 --> 00:34:08,835 about bug spray and long pants and mosquito netting. 648 00:34:08,836 --> 00:34:10,040 - Oh, there was that one night 649 00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:11,486 the boys wanted to "sleep under the stars." 650 00:34:11,487 --> 00:34:13,483 - Oh, yeah, they came crawling back 651 00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:16,030 into the yard at like 3 a.m., itching like junkyard dogs. 652 00:34:16,031 --> 00:34:17,511 - We think they have trypanosomiasis... 653 00:34:17,512 --> 00:34:18,956 African sleeping sickness. 654 00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:21,229 - Causes dramatic changes in sleep patterns, 655 00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:24,292 difficulty speaking, causes erratic changes in behavior. 656 00:34:24,293 --> 00:34:26,840 - Well, at least they're confined to their beds! 657 00:34:36,513 --> 00:34:38,095 Hi. 658 00:34:38,096 --> 00:34:40,298 Hey. How you feeling? 659 00:34:40,299 --> 00:34:42,708 - Ugh. Like I died and came back to life. 660 00:34:42,709 --> 00:34:44,120 Yeah. 661 00:34:44,121 --> 00:34:47,424 - You guys had us believing in monsters there for a second. 662 00:34:47,425 --> 00:34:49,696 Just rest, recover, get better. 663 00:34:49,697 --> 00:34:51,108 Take as much time as you need. 664 00:34:51,109 --> 00:34:52,519 - Thanks, babe. 665 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,273 - Well, speaking of time, how much time will they need? 666 00:34:55,274 --> 00:34:56,615 It's just that we have... - It's just that we have 667 00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:58,543 couples rock climbing at 3:30. 668 00:34:58,544 --> 00:35:01,022 They're coveted slots, so... 669 00:35:01,023 --> 00:35:04,017 - Oh. Oh. Just give me one second. 670 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:05,222 - Okay. 671 00:35:06,978 --> 00:35:09,248 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah. What's up? 672 00:35:09,249 --> 00:35:11,658 - It's Tristan. I don't know. He's acting really weird. 673 00:35:11,659 --> 00:35:14,653 - Oh. Yeah. Right on schedule. 674 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,030 I've seen this a thousand times. 675 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,854 He's Prince Charming as long as he thinks 676 00:35:17,855 --> 00:35:19,335 he's never gonna see you again, 677 00:35:19,336 --> 00:35:21,538 and now that you're here, he's afraid he'll get too close. 678 00:35:21,539 --> 00:35:25,221 - Yeah... getting too close hasn't really been the issue. 679 00:35:25,222 --> 00:35:27,493 This is something different. 680 00:35:27,494 --> 00:35:29,730 C-Come see for yourself. 681 00:35:29,731 --> 00:35:31,210 - He wanted me to help him with his costume, 682 00:35:31,211 --> 00:35:33,035 so I came to his room, and it looks like 683 00:35:33,036 --> 00:35:35,033 he's been in there all day. 684 00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:38,474 - Hmm. Boy. 685 00:35:38,475 --> 00:35:40,953 God, it even smells like the 17th century. 686 00:35:40,954 --> 00:35:42,950 - I know. It's very immersive. 687 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,149 Hey, buddy. 688 00:35:47,150 --> 00:35:50,522 - Demons. You're both demons. 689 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,691 No. It's just us. 690 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:56,065 - Um, we're here to help you. 691 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:58,336 I'm just asking you as a friend. 692 00:35:58,337 --> 00:36:01,744 Have you taken anything? Pills, powders? 693 00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:05,393 - I've taken nothing! - Okay. 694 00:36:05,394 --> 00:36:07,665 You have taken everything... 695 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,558 ...from me. 696 00:36:09,559 --> 00:36:10,935 You know that? 697 00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,759 What will you not take? 698 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,892 I will win this contest. I will win. 699 00:36:15,893 --> 00:36:19,025 I will win this contest. I will. 700 00:36:19,026 --> 00:36:21,537 - It's not drugs. It's fumes. 701 00:36:21,538 --> 00:36:23,052 We need to get him out of here now. 702 00:36:23,053 --> 00:36:24,807 - Aah! No, no, no! - Come on. 703 00:36:26,598 --> 00:36:28,216 - Hey. - You look beautiful. 704 00:36:28,217 --> 00:36:30,281 - Aww. - You know that? 705 00:36:30,282 --> 00:36:32,518 - We need to get him on oxygen therapy. 706 00:36:32,519 --> 00:36:33,861 - What's wrong with him? 707 00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:35,513 - The white gas that he was using in the lanterns. 708 00:36:35,514 --> 00:36:37,338 When you burn it, it turns to carbon monoxide. 709 00:36:37,339 --> 00:36:38,887 - And burning three lanterns nonstop 710 00:36:38,888 --> 00:36:40,677 in an unventilated space is a great way 711 00:36:40,678 --> 00:36:41,985 to give yourself carbon-monoxide poisoning. 712 00:36:41,986 --> 00:36:43,534 - Symptoms of which are dizziness, 713 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,083 hallucinations, paranoia, and... 714 00:36:45,084 --> 00:36:47,389 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! - ...wackadoo behavior. 715 00:36:48,870 --> 00:36:50,247 The costume contest. 716 00:36:50,248 --> 00:36:52,587 - Costume contest later. Infirmary first. 717 00:36:54,481 --> 00:36:56,959 - Which I might have an idea for. 718 00:37:12,966 --> 00:37:14,618 - The tally has been taken, 719 00:37:14,619 --> 00:37:18,611 and the winner of the $500 duty-free shopping spree 720 00:37:18,612 --> 00:37:23,327 and three excursion passes good at any port is... 721 00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:25,668 the adorable Mister Captain Stubing 722 00:37:25,669 --> 00:37:27,458 from "The Love Boat"! 723 00:37:29,696 --> 00:37:31,520 - Go get 'em, son! 724 00:37:35,893 --> 00:37:38,404 Whoo! Go, Tristan! 725 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:47,767 You know, I only let him wear that 'cause he almost died. 726 00:37:47,768 --> 00:37:52,312 But nobody wears that uniform but me... ever again. 727 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:56,408 - There he is. Our boy's a winner! 728 00:37:56,409 --> 00:37:57,578 - Yoo! - Ow! 729 00:37:57,579 --> 00:38:00,366 - We will be taking those excursion passes. 730 00:38:00,367 --> 00:38:02,191 - Ask and you shall receive, my friend. 731 00:38:03,913 --> 00:38:06,941 - Okay. So... 732 00:38:06,942 --> 00:38:09,006 You guys are the best. 733 00:38:09,007 --> 00:38:12,037 I-I really don't know what else to say. 734 00:38:13,276 --> 00:38:16,717 Aves, your costume game is kind of improving. 735 00:38:16,718 --> 00:38:17,888 - Hm! 736 00:38:17,889 --> 00:38:19,506 Nurse-feratu 737 00:38:19,507 --> 00:38:22,019 and Doctor-Acula at your service. 738 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:23,326 - Hm-hm-hm. 739 00:38:23,327 --> 00:38:24,636 - I dig it. 740 00:38:26,357 --> 00:38:28,421 Thanks for saving the day, Cap. 741 00:38:28,422 --> 00:38:30,143 I mean, even though you hate Halloween, huh? 742 00:38:30,144 --> 00:38:31,967 - No, I don't hate Halloween. 743 00:38:31,968 --> 00:38:34,136 I... I don't hate anything. 744 00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:36,649 I just don't like to be reminded of... 745 00:38:39,231 --> 00:38:41,778 ...regrets, man. 746 00:38:41,779 --> 00:38:45,392 When you have kids, I want you to remember this. 747 00:38:45,393 --> 00:38:47,216 Childhood is fleeting, 748 00:38:47,217 --> 00:38:51,106 and if you blink, you'll miss the whole damn thing. 749 00:38:51,107 --> 00:38:55,031 Every single Halloween, I was away at sea. 750 00:38:55,032 --> 00:39:00,022 And so when I see a ship full of these fools having fun and... 751 00:39:00,023 --> 00:39:03,293 It just reminds me of all the fun I missed. 752 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,458 It kind of kills me a little bit, actually. 753 00:39:09,283 --> 00:39:10,831 - Now, listen, Cap, you might have missed 754 00:39:10,832 --> 00:39:13,240 all those Halloweens, but... 755 00:39:13,241 --> 00:39:15,823 you really came through for me this year. 756 00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:19,645 So thanks, Cap. 757 00:39:21,537 --> 00:39:24,221 Or Ship Dad. Can I call you that? 758 00:39:24,222 --> 00:39:26,425 - You most certainly may not. - Okay. 759 00:39:27,596 --> 00:39:30,590 - Just get my uniform back to my cabin cleaned. 760 00:39:30,591 --> 00:39:32,482 - Alright. - Now get out there and dance. 761 00:39:32,483 --> 00:39:33,654 - Understood. 762 00:39:35,065 --> 00:39:38,266 Oh, yes! Yes! 763 00:39:38,267 --> 00:39:42,190 - Nurse-feratu... - Doctor-Acula... 764 00:39:44,188 --> 00:39:45,908 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh 765 00:39:45,909 --> 00:39:47,560 ♪ You feel it everywhere 766 00:39:47,561 --> 00:39:49,247 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh 767 00:39:51,830 --> 00:39:53,516 ♪ So watch out 768 00:39:53,517 --> 00:39:55,719 ♪ You won't believe your eyes 769 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,404 ♪ Abracadabra 770 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:03,429 ♪ It's magic 771 00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:05,323 ♪ A-wah-ooh 772 00:40:05,324 --> 00:40:08,628 ♪ Got you under my spell 773 00:40:08,629 --> 00:40:10,314 ♪ It's magic 774 00:40:10,315 --> 00:40:12,001 ♪ A-wah-ooh 775 00:40:12,002 --> 00:40:15,133 ♪ You know I do it so well 776 00:40:15,134 --> 00:40:17,887 ♪ It's magic 56718

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