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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,035 --> 00:00:16,400 My name is Jesse Cruz, 2 00:00:16,401 --> 00:00:19,551 but my official designation is CZ-01. 3 00:00:21,024 --> 00:00:24,984 Wolf, regarding the new state amendment, CZ-517, 4 00:00:24,985 --> 00:00:28,467 how do you think the local infected population 5 00:00:28,468 --> 00:00:29,889 will appeal to it? 6 00:00:29,890 --> 00:00:33,785 You know, Marissa, I'm not sure, yeah. 7 00:00:33,786 --> 00:00:35,436 In fives minutes, 8 00:00:37,358 --> 00:00:39,191 turn to channel three. 9 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:43,039 It appears the leaders of the CZ community 10 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,488 realize there need to be a formal order, 11 00:00:45,489 --> 00:00:47,806 otherwise chaos will ensue. 12 00:00:48,811 --> 00:00:51,361 Two years ago, a biological outbreak 13 00:00:51,362 --> 00:00:54,054 struck my town of South Grove, California. 14 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:57,289 I'm craving something tasty tonight. 15 00:00:59,395 --> 00:01:01,004 The infected went crazy. 16 00:01:01,005 --> 00:01:03,489 The hunt has begun, my son. 17 00:01:04,951 --> 00:01:06,623 Attacking anything that moved. 18 00:01:06,624 --> 00:01:07,711 In the past week, 19 00:01:07,712 --> 00:01:10,292 random street attacks have plummeted. 20 00:01:10,293 --> 00:01:13,257 In this new era of coexisting, 21 00:01:13,258 --> 00:01:17,804 it appears our leaders just may have found a solution. 22 00:01:17,805 --> 00:01:18,637 Mom, mom, mom. 23 00:01:18,638 --> 00:01:20,347 No, what are you doing? What are you doing? It stopped. 24 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:22,572 This is Sheriff Munoz's earlier press conference 25 00:01:22,573 --> 00:01:26,582 just hours ago, reminding law abiding citizens 26 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:28,733 to stay indoors and safe. 27 00:01:30,047 --> 00:01:32,331 I'm very proud of the CZ-517. 28 00:01:32,332 --> 00:01:34,722 I'll be out with my zombie-in-arms 29 00:01:34,723 --> 00:01:38,906 making sure that all kills are clean and legal. 30 00:01:38,907 --> 00:01:41,328 Stay inside your preordained residential properties 31 00:01:41,329 --> 00:01:43,323 or inside one of the government safety buildings. 32 00:01:43,324 --> 00:01:45,141 You'll be safe there. 33 00:01:46,808 --> 00:01:49,659 Good thing the studio's a government safety building. 34 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:51,727 We registered it, right? 35 00:01:53,733 --> 00:01:54,733 Yes. 36 00:01:57,107 --> 00:01:58,562 Yes we did. Yes, we did. 37 00:01:58,563 --> 00:02:00,497 It was quickly and viciously discovered 38 00:02:00,498 --> 00:02:03,914 that the only thing that could calm them down was blood. 39 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:06,062 He registered it right? - Oh, I did register it. 40 00:02:06,063 --> 00:02:08,986 And for many of them, only human blood. 41 00:02:08,987 --> 00:02:11,667 This one's gonna be easy. 42 00:02:11,668 --> 00:02:14,068 Fresh human blood. 43 00:02:15,819 --> 00:02:17,620 You have 30 seconds. 44 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:19,409 Hunters wait every Saturday night 45 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:22,430 for the clock to strike 10:00 for a local ordinance. 46 00:02:22,431 --> 00:02:24,331 You have 15 seconds. 47 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,202 Ten, 48 00:02:26,203 --> 00:02:27,424 nine, 49 00:02:27,425 --> 00:02:28,872 eight, 50 00:02:28,873 --> 00:02:30,326 seven, 51 00:02:30,327 --> 00:02:31,761 six, 52 00:02:31,762 --> 00:02:32,774 five, - Move! 53 00:02:32,775 --> 00:02:36,499 [Marissa] Four, 54 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,194 three. 55 00:02:39,195 --> 00:02:41,432 We call them the hunting hours, 56 00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:42,701 a two hour free-for-all 57 00:02:42,702 --> 00:02:46,691 on the streets of Southern California. 58 00:02:46,692 --> 00:02:47,659 ♪ What's up bussin'? ♪ 59 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:52,581 ♪ Because I got baggy pants and all my black asos ♪ 60 00:02:52,582 --> 00:02:54,697 And it's all my fault. 61 00:02:54,698 --> 00:02:55,827 Buenos noches! 62 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:02,689 No bueno! 63 00:03:02,690 --> 00:03:05,860 ♪ Take two steps to the right and you say "What's up?" ♪ 64 00:03:05,861 --> 00:03:09,420 ♪ Stumble out to the left 'cause you feeling drunk ♪ 65 00:03:09,421 --> 00:03:12,397 ♪ Take it down to the floor with your elbows up ♪ 66 00:03:12,398 --> 00:03:14,283 Hey, Canard. 67 00:03:14,284 --> 00:03:17,159 I left you something fresh inside. 68 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,060 Yes, yes. Good night. 69 00:03:21,616 --> 00:03:22,616 Papi! 70 00:03:41,954 --> 00:03:45,744 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, 71 00:03:45,745 --> 00:03:49,312 and well, this will be my last confession. 72 00:03:51,453 --> 00:03:55,892 Our sins are judged and forgiven by the higher power. 73 00:03:55,893 --> 00:03:57,422 I don't think the Lord will judge me 74 00:03:57,423 --> 00:03:59,618 very lightly on this one. 75 00:03:59,619 --> 00:04:01,998 That's for the Lord to decide, isn't it? 76 00:04:01,999 --> 00:04:02,999 Yeah. 77 00:04:07,811 --> 00:04:11,364 Why have you brought alcohol into my confessional? 78 00:04:11,365 --> 00:04:13,515 It's part of the story. 79 00:04:15,911 --> 00:04:16,911 Continue. 80 00:04:17,727 --> 00:04:19,614 I live just outside of the town. 81 00:04:19,615 --> 00:04:22,851 I was coming home from work at Cholo's Cervesa. 82 00:04:22,852 --> 00:04:24,195 It was my sister's birthday 83 00:04:24,196 --> 00:04:28,181 and I was running late, so I decided to take a shortcut. 84 00:04:29,015 --> 00:04:31,047 Hey, stopped that car, Carnales. 85 00:04:31,048 --> 00:04:33,158 I want the money now. 86 00:04:33,159 --> 00:04:35,559 Hold on a second. Hold on! 87 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:37,725 Hey, hey, hey! 88 00:04:37,726 --> 00:04:39,033 What's going on? Is everything all right? 89 00:04:39,034 --> 00:04:40,294 No, it's not. Who are you? 90 00:04:40,295 --> 00:04:41,127 He lives here. 91 00:04:41,128 --> 00:04:42,390 Jesse (speaking Spanish). 92 00:04:42,391 --> 00:04:43,255 I can't, mom. 93 00:04:43,256 --> 00:04:46,597 Yeah, I know, but it, 94 00:04:46,598 --> 00:04:49,557 it's just, I got robbed today, it's 'cause I took a shortcut 95 00:04:49,558 --> 00:04:51,464 and then I went through Alvers. 96 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:53,073 It was the wrong neighborhood 97 00:04:53,074 --> 00:04:55,637 and the wrong day to take a shortcut. 98 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:02,116 How much do they owe you? - What'd you say? 99 00:05:02,117 --> 00:05:05,101 How much do they owe you? - $650. 100 00:05:06,688 --> 00:05:08,737 I got some landscaping work. 101 00:05:08,738 --> 00:05:11,392 Oh. - Can you take care of that? 102 00:05:11,393 --> 00:05:13,041 I'll cover you guys. Deal? 103 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:14,956 Yeah, yes sir. Of course. 104 00:05:14,957 --> 00:05:17,251 Fine. It's your money. 105 00:05:17,252 --> 00:05:19,180 Free country, right? 106 00:05:19,181 --> 00:05:21,775 Come over and I'll cut you a check. 107 00:05:21,776 --> 00:05:23,068 Be at my place first thing in the morning. 108 00:05:23,069 --> 00:05:24,374 I'll show you what you do. 109 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:26,566 Okay. Thank you, sir. 110 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:28,604 What's your problem, man? 111 00:05:28,605 --> 00:05:30,681 What's your problem? Why you kick them out of here? 112 00:05:30,682 --> 00:05:32,012 Hey, Jesse! - Hey baby sis! 113 00:05:32,013 --> 00:05:33,130 Happy birthday! 114 00:05:33,131 --> 00:05:35,878 Yo, where you been? - I got held up. 115 00:05:35,879 --> 00:05:36,711 Whatever. 116 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:38,094 Monstro's having a party. Let's go. 117 00:05:38,095 --> 00:05:39,443 What, no. It's my sister's birthday. 118 00:05:39,444 --> 00:05:40,558 How am I gonna leave my sister? 119 00:05:40,559 --> 00:05:42,798 And plus, I gotta do something for the Sheriff. 120 00:05:42,799 --> 00:05:43,799 Lame. 121 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:49,897 Not even for your sister's birthday? 122 00:05:49,898 --> 00:05:51,852 Come on, let's go. 123 00:05:51,853 --> 00:05:53,998 So once you get this all cleared out, 124 00:05:53,999 --> 00:05:56,408 then I'll be able to think about laying a foundation. 125 00:05:56,409 --> 00:05:57,597 Understand? 126 00:05:57,598 --> 00:05:58,943 Yes sir. 127 00:05:58,944 --> 00:06:00,813 Well, I'll be back at the end of the day. 128 00:06:00,814 --> 00:06:02,643 I expect you to have this finished. 129 00:06:02,644 --> 00:06:04,470 I will. And thank you, sir. 130 00:06:04,471 --> 00:06:06,940 I really do appreciate you helping me out with this, 131 00:06:06,941 --> 00:06:08,716 and I'm gonna pay you back. 132 00:06:08,717 --> 00:06:10,227 Let's do a good job. 133 00:06:10,228 --> 00:06:13,664 A hard day's work is more important than people think. 134 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:14,497 Will do. 135 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:15,330 All righty. 136 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,343 Oh, make sure you get the tree in. 137 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,755 Okay 138 00:06:22,139 --> 00:06:24,039 Man, where to start? 139 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:33,720 The Sheriff was a good man. 140 00:06:35,378 --> 00:06:37,833 The work was pretty simple. 141 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:41,651 He was clearing space to build a guest house. 142 00:06:43,022 --> 00:06:44,972 The last thing he needed me to do 143 00:06:44,973 --> 00:06:49,623 was clear the big apple tree in the middle of the yard. 144 00:06:52,052 --> 00:06:54,449 About a foot down, I hit a box. 145 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:09,043 If only she hadn't shown up. 146 00:07:10,877 --> 00:07:12,960 Yo loser. You done yet? 147 00:07:14,331 --> 00:07:15,331 Not quite. 148 00:07:17,043 --> 00:07:18,889 I still gotta clean all this stuff up. 149 00:07:18,890 --> 00:07:22,388 I heard you got jumped by Monstro's crew. 150 00:07:22,389 --> 00:07:23,389 Yeah. 151 00:07:24,184 --> 00:07:25,727 Can you get my money back? 152 00:07:25,728 --> 00:07:29,856 Nah man, you're the fool that went through their turf. 153 00:07:29,857 --> 00:07:31,095 Why do you even like those guys? 154 00:07:31,096 --> 00:07:32,460 Why do you hang out with them? 155 00:07:32,461 --> 00:07:34,628 He's my cousin, that's a powerful thing. 156 00:07:34,629 --> 00:07:36,029 Plus, he's cool. 157 00:07:37,235 --> 00:07:40,818 I guess. 158 00:07:46,162 --> 00:07:47,479 What is this? 159 00:07:54,355 --> 00:07:55,456 Hey Dana, what are you doing? 160 00:07:55,457 --> 00:07:58,089 Don't touch. That's the sheriff's! 161 00:08:03,804 --> 00:08:07,554 Ah, Dana! 162 00:08:14,808 --> 00:08:17,014 God, please forgive me. 163 00:08:17,015 --> 00:08:21,763 I'm gonna commit this sin, but she stressed out my life. 164 00:08:21,764 --> 00:08:22,882 And I also 165 00:08:22,883 --> 00:08:25,217 I thought 166 00:08:25,218 --> 00:08:27,067 you 167 00:08:27,068 --> 00:08:29,001 were 168 00:08:29,002 --> 00:08:30,516 the one! 169 00:08:30,517 --> 00:08:33,700 I wish I can say the story ended there. 170 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:49,602 Where's Dana? - I dumped her. 171 00:08:49,603 --> 00:08:53,499 I'm glad, 'cause she's a bad apple. 172 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,606 You did a real good job, Jesse. 173 00:08:55,607 --> 00:08:57,048 Alright, I think we're done out here. 174 00:08:57,049 --> 00:09:00,687 Why don't you guys get in out of the heat? 175 00:09:00,688 --> 00:09:03,724 Let's go mom. Thanks Sheriff. 176 00:09:03,725 --> 00:09:04,792 Thank you. 177 00:09:07,903 --> 00:09:09,418 I didn't know what it was, 178 00:09:09,419 --> 00:09:11,819 but I knew it was something, 179 00:09:15,174 --> 00:09:17,245 and I had an obsession to find out. 180 00:09:17,246 --> 00:09:21,533 ♪ Inez Beats on the track ♪ 181 00:09:21,534 --> 00:09:24,434 Research on 137 Mayanton Avenue. 182 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:31,451 There is nothing on 137 Mayanton Avenue. 183 00:09:31,452 --> 00:09:32,452 Ah! 184 00:10:07,271 --> 00:10:09,921 Hey! You're Jesse Cruz, yanno? 185 00:10:12,407 --> 00:10:13,740 Uh, yeah. Hey. 186 00:10:17,873 --> 00:10:20,123 Where's my prima at, ese? 187 00:10:21,023 --> 00:10:22,440 Uh, she uh, um. 188 00:10:26,098 --> 00:10:27,502 Relax. 189 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:30,286 I'm just messing with you. 190 00:10:30,287 --> 00:10:31,937 That'll be $5.00. 191 00:10:33,489 --> 00:10:35,208 I got this. 192 00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:38,552 She said I should pay you back a little. 193 00:10:38,553 --> 00:10:41,870 You haven't seen her at all have you? 194 00:10:44,641 --> 00:10:45,878 No. 195 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,540 She said she was heading out of town. 196 00:10:48,541 --> 00:10:50,135 Have you seen her? 197 00:10:50,136 --> 00:10:52,218 No, no yeah, that's, 198 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:56,494 that's what she had actually told me, too. 199 00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:01,036 Thanks. 200 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:06,376 Hey! You didn't pay for that. 201 00:11:06,377 --> 00:11:07,445 Oh yeah? 202 00:11:07,446 --> 00:11:10,013 Yeah. You didn't pay for it. 203 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:19,223 Empty your drawer, right now. 204 00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:20,224 Bria! 205 00:11:26,507 --> 00:11:27,507 Thank you. 206 00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:33,256 Have a nice day. 207 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,682 Marcos. 208 00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:41,683 Anthony. 209 00:11:42,859 --> 00:11:44,468 It's one store. 210 00:11:44,469 --> 00:11:46,508 Don't make me tell you again. 211 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:01,386 You all right? - Yes, sir. 212 00:12:02,406 --> 00:12:05,059 Gracias, Father. 213 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,955 My pleasure. 214 00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:09,428 What's at 137 Mayanton? 215 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,429 Uh, sir? 216 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,744 You need to come with me. 217 00:12:15,745 --> 00:12:17,405 Look, look, I didn't mean to, okay? 218 00:12:17,406 --> 00:12:18,806 She wasn't human anymore, 219 00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:20,553 and her eyes, they rolled to the back of her head 220 00:12:20,554 --> 00:12:21,553 and she started bleeding, 221 00:12:21,554 --> 00:12:22,778 and she's looked at me like that before. 222 00:12:22,779 --> 00:12:23,924 She's told me I'm very handsome before, 223 00:12:23,925 --> 00:12:26,057 but she was looking at me like really like she. 224 00:12:26,058 --> 00:12:28,405 Just let me see it. 225 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,924 That's black magic, son. 226 00:12:35,925 --> 00:12:38,075 That's behind God's back. 227 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:41,097 What is it? - It's Satan. 228 00:12:42,419 --> 00:12:45,038 Well, at least related to the dark angel. 229 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:46,827 Let me tell you a story. 230 00:12:46,828 --> 00:12:47,793 There was a physician that used 231 00:12:47,794 --> 00:12:50,060 to own a mortuary up on a hill. 232 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,818 Well, one day, while wandering in the hills. 233 00:12:52,819 --> 00:12:56,365 I'm gonna get you an ice cold sarsaparilla. 234 00:12:56,366 --> 00:12:59,840 Yeah, only eight more hills that way 235 00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:03,008 and I'm going to get you a girl! 236 00:13:03,009 --> 00:13:06,290 His assistant dropped down dead. 237 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,775 Come on! Don't clown around! 238 00:13:11,345 --> 00:13:13,969 I'll get you two sarsaparillas! 239 00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:14,820 Come on, quit playing. 240 00:13:14,821 --> 00:13:15,821 It's. 241 00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:19,417 No! 242 00:13:20,225 --> 00:13:21,225 No! 243 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,900 Don't do this, because I'm not gonna 244 00:13:23,901 --> 00:13:25,686 give you mouth-to-mouth. 245 00:13:25,687 --> 00:13:26,687 Come on! 246 00:13:30,222 --> 00:13:31,615 God! 247 00:13:31,616 --> 00:13:33,156 He stayed by his body for days 248 00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:34,239 waiting for an answer. 249 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:38,198 He was the best assistant I ever had. 250 00:13:38,199 --> 00:13:40,346 I'm sending you this white privilege pigeon 251 00:13:40,347 --> 00:13:43,672 so you'll know that I'm, I'm serious. 252 00:13:43,673 --> 00:13:48,155 Please God, he was the cheapest worker I could find. 253 00:13:48,156 --> 00:13:50,618 Who am I gonna find someone that will work 254 00:13:50,619 --> 00:13:52,269 for a dollar a day? 255 00:13:55,258 --> 00:13:58,678 Pigeon, if you go see God, will you tell him that 256 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:01,566 I never ask him for much, except for that time 257 00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:05,362 I asked him to take care of my ex-old lady in a bad way, 258 00:14:05,363 --> 00:14:09,340 But forgive me, if you talk to God, let him know that 259 00:14:09,341 --> 00:14:13,580 I'm so sorry and to please bring my friend back. 260 00:14:13,581 --> 00:14:14,940 He doesn't have a high school education 261 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,310 and he was the dumbest guy in the whole class, 262 00:14:17,311 --> 00:14:19,292 but he had a heart of gold. 263 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:23,193 Will you tell him that? Can you remember that? 264 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:25,829 I'm serious! 265 00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:29,457 God's this way! 266 00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:31,394 You're the! 267 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,640 Where did he go? 268 00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:41,634 What? 269 00:14:42,378 --> 00:14:44,767 Before it was finally time to lay him to rest. 270 00:14:44,768 --> 00:14:45,768 Amen. 271 00:14:50,564 --> 00:14:52,019 Hey, how about anybody down there? 272 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,863 Can you hear me? 273 00:14:56,728 --> 00:15:00,235 Who awakens my slumber? 274 00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:02,590 Ah, the name's not important. 275 00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:06,839 Listen, do you have the power to bring my friend back? 276 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,824 Well, yes, but he's dead. 277 00:15:11,914 --> 00:15:13,248 He will be diseased, 278 00:15:13,249 --> 00:15:17,059 and the only thing that'll sustain him is human flesh. 279 00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:18,245 Well, the diseased part, 280 00:15:18,246 --> 00:15:20,087 pew, you ought to smell his socks! 281 00:15:20,088 --> 00:15:22,149 The human flesh part, I don't think it'll be a problem. 282 00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:23,954 Bring it on. 283 00:15:23,955 --> 00:15:26,130 Wait, wait. What's the catch? 284 00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:29,911 The catch is he'll live forever. 285 00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:32,022 That's a catch? Yeah, all right. 286 00:15:32,023 --> 00:15:35,886 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Taxes are going up, so. 287 00:15:35,887 --> 00:15:38,160 Okay, okay. Sounds good. 288 00:15:38,161 --> 00:15:39,917 Bring it! - [Devil] Here. 289 00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,717 Ah, it's hot! 290 00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:02,399 It's supposed to be hot, it's from hell. 291 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,717 Oh, what's in here? - [Devil] Oh if only you knew. 292 00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:11,319 Open this beneath his nose, 293 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,435 but anyone who breathes this in will live forever. 294 00:16:13,436 --> 00:16:15,672 Yeah. What's the downside? 295 00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:17,728 Living forever. 296 00:16:17,729 --> 00:16:18,908 I got it for you. 297 00:16:18,909 --> 00:16:20,932 Take a big breath, vato. 298 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,010 It worked! 299 00:16:31,142 --> 00:16:34,892 But the price was blood, innocent. 300 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:39,329 Now, we'll live forever together, aye? 301 00:16:40,196 --> 00:16:42,178 It said the box disappeared 302 00:16:42,179 --> 00:16:46,975 and the doctor and his assistant were never seen again. 303 00:16:46,976 --> 00:16:49,293 Hey, did you open that box? 304 00:16:50,128 --> 00:16:52,677 No, no, no. Of course not. 305 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,797 Yeah, no. 306 00:16:53,798 --> 00:16:54,798 Good. 307 00:16:55,646 --> 00:16:57,678 Well, get this thing outta here, 308 00:16:57,679 --> 00:16:59,194 and I want you to bury it, 309 00:16:59,195 --> 00:17:01,351 bury it as deep as you can. 310 00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:03,468 Yeah. Thank you, Father. 311 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:17,422 I know I shoulda listened, but it made me feel powerful. 312 00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:39,311 I got it bro. See you tomorrow. 313 00:17:39,312 --> 00:17:40,488 Okay bro. - All right. 314 00:17:40,489 --> 00:17:41,768 Thanks, brother. 315 00:17:53,308 --> 00:17:55,198 What you doing there, Jesse? 316 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,075 What's up Monstro? - What's good, Carnad? 317 00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,997 Nothing much, just trying to get home. 318 00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:01,447 That's what's up. 319 00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:08,996 Damn Jesse, why you always tripping like that, bro? 320 00:18:08,997 --> 00:18:10,877 Relax, Carnad. 321 00:18:10,878 --> 00:18:12,945 We'll just playing, ese. 322 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,973 What's up homies? - What's up homie? 323 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:20,827 How you guys doing? Endo. 324 00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:23,062 How you doing youngster? 325 00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:27,192 Hey, you chillin' with Jesse? 326 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,343 I'm gonna get him back. 327 00:18:37,139 --> 00:18:39,071 You gonna be ready to spit tonight? 328 00:18:39,072 --> 00:18:40,806 You best be. Tiendes? 329 00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,078 Tiendeo. 330 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,301 All right, Endo. Honestly bro. 331 00:18:44,302 --> 00:18:45,524 Don't go soft on us again. 332 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,130 Come on. 333 00:18:47,131 --> 00:18:48,640 We'll get you guys the usual. 334 00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:50,138 Make 'em cold, G. Make em cold. 335 00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:51,485 That's right. 336 00:18:57,697 --> 00:18:59,566 I really didn't know what it would do, 337 00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:00,763 but they were the type of fools 338 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,214 that just needed to get dealt with. 339 00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:14,523 What's up guys? How's it goin'? 340 00:19:14,524 --> 00:19:17,606 What up, homie? Bitch, how you doin'? 341 00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:20,091 You know I got you. I got you. 342 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,562 ♪ You know I'm down to ride ♪ 343 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,488 ♪ And I will ♪ 344 00:19:26,489 --> 00:19:29,376 ♪ You always on my mind ♪ 345 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,525 ♪ To you, I'm too ♪ 346 00:19:31,526 --> 00:19:34,279 ♪ Daddy can I hide? ♪ 347 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,949 ♪ That's what we do ♪ 348 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:38,307 ♪ Yeah, that's what we do ♪ 349 00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:39,767 ♪ Yeah ♪ 350 00:19:39,768 --> 00:19:40,946 ♪ You say you down to ride ♪ 351 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,088 ♪ Well you gonna have to show me ♪ 352 00:19:42,089 --> 00:19:43,282 ♪ I'm gonna take you real high ♪ 353 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,656 ♪ Getting faded off the OG ♪ 354 00:19:44,657 --> 00:19:45,820 ♪ Keep the stack ♪ 355 00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:47,029 ♪ What I'm saying's keep it low key ♪ 356 00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:47,987 ♪ I got a lot of haters ♪ 357 00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:49,344 ♪ And they acting like they know me ♪ 358 00:19:49,345 --> 00:19:50,471 ♪ Baby, I'm gonna keep it solid ♪ 359 00:19:50,472 --> 00:19:51,440 ♪ Never switching sides ♪ 360 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,502 ♪ For you, I'll keep it real ♪ 361 00:19:52,503 --> 00:19:53,982 ♪ Staying always your side ♪ 362 00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:55,144 ♪ I'mma always hold it down ♪ 363 00:19:55,145 --> 00:19:56,350 ♪ Even when you not around ♪ 364 00:19:56,351 --> 00:19:57,627 ♪ I got no time for these clowns ♪ 365 00:19:57,628 --> 00:19:58,985 ♪ Is what I'm saying now ♪ 366 00:19:58,986 --> 00:20:01,139 ♪ I see them lightning when they switching up. ♪ 367 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:03,539 ♪ I see through you if you fake the funk. ♪ 368 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,909 ♪ Nothing to prove my flow ♪ 369 00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:08,784 ♪ My flow is smooth ♪ 370 00:20:08,785 --> 00:20:11,684 Hey fool, this song is boo! 371 00:20:15,188 --> 00:20:16,270 Yo, what's up with that silly ass 372 00:20:16,271 --> 00:20:18,795 white boy at our party, homes? 373 00:20:18,796 --> 00:20:20,870 He tries, ese. 374 00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,894 He's got no rhythm. 375 00:20:22,895 --> 00:20:24,430 Hey white boy! 376 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,443 What you doing at our party, fool? 377 00:20:26,444 --> 00:20:27,593 White boy? 378 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,070 Should I call you "brown boy?" 379 00:20:30,071 --> 00:20:32,067 What the? - Shut up. 380 00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:33,491 He's like a little brother, homie. 381 00:20:33,492 --> 00:20:34,998 His name is Darb. Don't call him white boy. 382 00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:36,869 He don't like that. - Darb? 383 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,924 What the hell type of name is Darb, dog? 384 00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:41,073 He's dyslexic, bro. His real name's Brad, 385 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:44,035 but we've been calling him Darb since he was little. 386 00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:46,162 Hey, white boy! 387 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,937 Shouldn't you be some white boy event, homie, 388 00:20:47,938 --> 00:20:49,165 sippin' champagne, fool? 389 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,044 Hey idiot, I live next door. 390 00:20:52,045 --> 00:20:53,483 Idiot? 391 00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:55,825 Homie. - Hey, no, no! 392 00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:57,060 That's enough! 393 00:20:58,121 --> 00:21:00,224 This is my carnasca marada, 394 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:02,776 since they were chavalitos. 395 00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:04,927 He even married a Latina. 396 00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:08,264 He lives in the neighborhood. 397 00:21:08,265 --> 00:21:09,773 He speaks more Spanish than you. 398 00:21:09,774 --> 00:21:10,869 This fool? 399 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,914 He's more Mexican than you are, ese. 400 00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:14,982 Nah homie. 401 00:21:16,282 --> 00:21:18,339 No white privilege here, genius. 402 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,420 I say if anybody got the better end of the deal, 403 00:21:20,421 --> 00:21:22,213 its you brown brothers. 404 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:26,545 You know, I didn't have carnitas until I was in my 20's. 405 00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:28,446 That's a damn shame. 406 00:21:46,015 --> 00:21:50,348 What the fuck? 407 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:31,433 Breakfast? 408 00:22:33,636 --> 00:22:34,989 Yo, what's up bro? - [Server] What up man? 409 00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:35,888 Hey bro, no over here, 410 00:22:35,889 --> 00:22:37,642 and a quick question, 411 00:22:37,643 --> 00:22:39,208 have you talked to Endo at all? 412 00:22:39,209 --> 00:22:42,027 Nah man, but I heard he got sick though man. 413 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,028 Well. 414 00:22:55,471 --> 00:22:56,839 And then the homie was saying that, 415 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,884 that he was performing in downtown. 416 00:22:58,885 --> 00:23:00,681 Hey man. Well good for him bro. 417 00:23:00,682 --> 00:23:03,779 He's was always getting all over himself. 418 00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:06,003 Dude! Check that out, man! 419 00:23:06,004 --> 00:23:08,819 When suddenly, the story broke. 420 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,527 Breaking news, a deadly epidemic 421 00:23:10,528 --> 00:23:12,617 is spreading across Southern California, 422 00:23:12,618 --> 00:23:15,289 and it appears to be a new form of bio-terrorism. 423 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:16,754 This is your official warning. 424 00:23:16,755 --> 00:23:19,209 Do not drink this product. 425 00:23:35,272 --> 00:23:36,271 We now have an important update 426 00:23:36,272 --> 00:23:39,806 on what is being coined as "The Cholo Zombie Virus." 427 00:23:39,807 --> 00:23:42,662 Let's send it to Marissa Mes in the field. 428 00:23:42,663 --> 00:23:45,607 I'm Marissa Mes reporting from South Grove Medical 429 00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:47,979 as doctors work fervently to figure out 430 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:50,331 what this biohazard is 431 00:23:50,332 --> 00:23:54,753 and just who or what the infected really are. 432 00:23:54,754 --> 00:23:56,806 The beer had been completely distributed 433 00:23:56,807 --> 00:23:59,496 to small liquor stores in Southern California. 434 00:23:59,497 --> 00:24:02,089 The epicenter had been South Grove. 435 00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:03,601 Over the next few months, 436 00:24:03,602 --> 00:24:07,334 the epidemic spread until there was 10,000 infected, 437 00:24:07,335 --> 00:24:09,735 and 99% self-inflicted. 438 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:11,958 Hi 439 00:24:12,726 --> 00:24:15,433 Why do you guys have tacos la lingua? 440 00:24:15,434 --> 00:24:17,684 Is that like cow tongue or human tongue? 441 00:24:17,685 --> 00:24:18,609 It's the law. 442 00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:22,010 And some people did it just to change. 443 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:25,627 Vampire blood? 444 00:24:27,447 --> 00:24:28,807 Do you guys have french fries? 445 00:24:28,808 --> 00:24:30,440 Some said it was the ultimate fashion 446 00:24:30,441 --> 00:24:32,341 or cultural statement. 447 00:24:35,487 --> 00:24:37,191 Do you have ketchup? 448 00:24:37,192 --> 00:24:38,192 Blood. 449 00:24:39,405 --> 00:24:40,405 Thank you. 450 00:24:44,504 --> 00:24:47,186 Society had to figure out how to deal with them. 451 00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:48,394 Hey. - Table. 452 00:24:48,395 --> 00:24:49,858 This is. - What's going on, ladies? 453 00:24:49,859 --> 00:24:51,770 We don't wanna wait on them. 454 00:24:51,771 --> 00:24:53,728 It's her turn. - Why? 455 00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:55,916 Because they're Cholo zombies? 456 00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:57,755 Well, because they don't tip. 457 00:24:57,756 --> 00:24:58,756 Oh yeah. 458 00:24:59,851 --> 00:25:01,303 This looks so good! 459 00:25:01,304 --> 00:25:02,137 It looks really good. - Oh yeah, 460 00:25:02,138 --> 00:25:03,676 put salt all over it. 461 00:25:03,677 --> 00:25:05,779 I'm gonna have my own. I have my own food over here. 462 00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:07,698 I don't need any more of that. 463 00:25:07,699 --> 00:25:11,081 Can I get you gentlemen anything else? 464 00:25:11,082 --> 00:25:13,421 I don't think we see eye to eye. 465 00:25:13,422 --> 00:25:14,813 They got really good brains here, man. 466 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:18,702 You guys got really good brains, right? 467 00:25:18,703 --> 00:25:20,437 Get us some brain! 468 00:25:42,518 --> 00:25:44,408 Some people did it for no other reason 469 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:48,289 than they couldn't afford healthcare. 470 00:25:48,290 --> 00:25:52,129 Without a heartbeat, no pulse, but still alive, 471 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:54,379 they didn't need medicine. 472 00:26:02,347 --> 00:26:04,685 And there was always plenty of one thing they needed 473 00:26:04,686 --> 00:26:06,670 to survive, human meat. 474 00:26:09,014 --> 00:26:11,391 Pretty quickly, society had to figure out 475 00:26:11,392 --> 00:26:13,292 how to deal with them. 476 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,015 Hey, I don't know man. 477 00:26:19,016 --> 00:26:21,511 This homie getting under my skin. 478 00:26:21,512 --> 00:26:23,218 Hey, hey, white zombie! 479 00:26:23,219 --> 00:26:26,597 Come on, get your chones in the car! 480 00:26:26,598 --> 00:26:28,209 I'm sorry. Look what I made. 481 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:29,625 Yeah, yeah, you made that. Okay, fine. 482 00:26:29,626 --> 00:26:31,269 Get in the car! Get in the car! 483 00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:32,140 Hey, what's up Puff? 484 00:26:32,141 --> 00:26:34,377 Hey, Puff. Come on fool. 485 00:26:34,378 --> 00:26:36,932 Get in there! - I'll get it. 486 00:26:36,933 --> 00:26:39,673 Yeah, he made it. Oh Jesus. 487 00:26:39,674 --> 00:26:42,652 Come on, come on. Let's go! 488 00:26:42,653 --> 00:26:44,223 We're not getting any younger here. 489 00:26:44,224 --> 00:26:45,224 Oh! 490 00:26:46,416 --> 00:26:47,499 Move the car! 491 00:26:51,237 --> 00:26:52,069 Hey! 492 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:53,452 Do you wanna come to our pool party? 493 00:26:53,453 --> 00:26:55,760 We're having a pool party! 494 00:26:55,761 --> 00:26:57,078 Hey hey baby! 495 00:26:58,046 --> 00:27:00,046 Give me some blood, man! 496 00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:02,583 Come on! Pool party! 497 00:27:04,353 --> 00:27:06,353 Hey, let's go! All right! 498 00:27:23,457 --> 00:27:25,417 Party's here! 499 00:27:30,513 --> 00:27:32,322 Are you ready to party, dog? 500 00:27:32,323 --> 00:27:34,057 He's ready to party! 501 00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:46,638 Hey, what's up guys? 502 00:27:46,639 --> 00:27:49,203 This is the party I was talkin' about! 503 00:27:49,204 --> 00:27:50,661 Hey! 504 00:27:57,937 --> 00:27:59,520 Dinner is served. 505 00:28:01,323 --> 00:28:03,012 Hey man, they're the only ones that showed up. 506 00:28:03,013 --> 00:28:04,474 It wouldn't be fair. 507 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:05,661 Yeah, and besides, I mean look, 508 00:28:05,662 --> 00:28:06,831 if we take these guys out, 509 00:28:06,832 --> 00:28:08,155 I can guarantee you we're not gonna have 510 00:28:08,156 --> 00:28:10,007 any visitors anytime soon. 511 00:28:10,008 --> 00:28:15,075 Yeah, but if they're brothers, the family could spare one. 512 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:20,780 So what you're saying is, as long as we don't kill him? 513 00:28:20,781 --> 00:28:23,359 Yeah. That we could eat them. 514 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:26,671 What the? 515 00:28:48,677 --> 00:28:51,482 I'm really hungry. Do you mind? 516 00:28:51,483 --> 00:28:52,800 I don't mind. 517 00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:56,832 Go for it! It's good! 518 00:28:58,841 --> 00:29:00,008 You want some? 519 00:29:01,646 --> 00:29:03,293 Listen to me, man. 520 00:29:03,294 --> 00:29:04,577 You can't keep putting, 521 00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:07,069 keep putting money into football and baseball. 522 00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:09,316 Those are not zombie sports, man. 523 00:29:09,317 --> 00:29:12,737 What we need is a good soccer team. 524 00:29:12,738 --> 00:29:13,977 Now, soccer. That's good. 525 00:29:13,978 --> 00:29:15,711 That's good for zombies man. 526 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,108 You know? - That's a good sport. 527 00:29:17,109 --> 00:29:19,265 But what about a hot dog eating sport? 528 00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:20,176 Hot dog eating sport? 529 00:29:20,177 --> 00:29:21,852 What are you talking about man? 530 00:29:21,853 --> 00:29:22,810 No, no, a zombie sport. 531 00:29:22,811 --> 00:29:24,212 I'm talking about a professional town. 532 00:29:24,213 --> 00:29:26,975 A good zombie sport is roller derby. 533 00:29:26,976 --> 00:29:28,779 Roller derby? - Roller derby. 534 00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:29,754 Wrestling. - What? 535 00:29:29,755 --> 00:29:30,988 Wrestle Mania. 536 00:29:30,989 --> 00:29:33,007 You can't have no Wrestle Mania, man. 537 00:29:33,008 --> 00:29:35,237 You pull on the arm one time, it falls off. 538 00:29:35,238 --> 00:29:36,741 What is that? 539 00:29:36,742 --> 00:29:37,686 How about death ball? 540 00:29:37,687 --> 00:29:39,276 What about synchronized swimming? 541 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:40,581 Hey, come on, come on, come on! 542 00:29:40,582 --> 00:29:41,631 You're either in or you're out. 543 00:29:41,632 --> 00:29:45,819 We playing cards or what are we doing here? 544 00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:48,635 Man, I don't got no failure homie. 545 00:29:48,636 --> 00:29:51,203 Take it out in trade, homes. 546 00:29:55,937 --> 00:29:57,933 Rings included. 547 00:29:57,934 --> 00:30:00,077 You ever hear of deodorant, vato? 548 00:30:00,078 --> 00:30:01,990 I use Tommy spray, homie. 549 00:30:01,991 --> 00:30:04,025 But you gotta use it for it to work. 550 00:30:04,026 --> 00:30:05,344 Whatever. 551 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:08,237 Yeah, but it's a solid way to stay single. 552 00:30:08,238 --> 00:30:09,869 You gotta respect that. 553 00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,780 All right. - All right, come on, come on. 554 00:30:11,781 --> 00:30:13,631 Gimme some good cards this time. 555 00:30:13,632 --> 00:30:14,632 Que pasa? 556 00:30:19,607 --> 00:30:22,960 Don't look at me, little puppet. 557 00:30:22,961 --> 00:30:24,160 Come on bro. Put that away. 558 00:30:24,161 --> 00:30:26,818 You know it freaks the homie out. 559 00:30:26,819 --> 00:30:28,471 Don't look at me. 560 00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:57,668 You are a real Cholo zombie. 561 00:30:57,669 --> 00:30:59,406 You're a real. 562 00:30:59,407 --> 00:31:02,030 Oh dang it, I messed it up again. 563 00:31:02,031 --> 00:31:04,681 Ah! You're a real Cholo zombie. 564 00:31:07,636 --> 00:31:09,934 I got makeup on my shirt! 565 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:13,550 Ma, I'm gonna need another white shirt! 566 00:31:13,551 --> 00:31:15,628 In our weekly Cholo zombie report, 567 00:31:15,629 --> 00:31:17,586 crime statistics against the Cholo zombies 568 00:31:17,587 --> 00:31:19,511 has increased dramatically. 569 00:31:19,512 --> 00:31:21,036 In order to combat these crimes, 570 00:31:21,037 --> 00:31:23,996 the governor has signed a bill protecting the Cholo zombies 571 00:31:23,997 --> 00:31:27,644 from any type of discrimination whatsoever. 572 00:31:27,645 --> 00:31:29,959 Folks, there will be zombies next 573 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,223 to us in all walks of our lives, 574 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:35,523 the airport, schools, at the market. 575 00:31:35,524 --> 00:31:37,231 Businesses will be required 576 00:31:37,232 --> 00:31:39,949 to carry special products for the Cholo zombies... 577 00:31:39,950 --> 00:31:41,273 Be warned. 578 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,655 They don't eat like us. 579 00:31:42,656 --> 00:31:44,485 Because of these new requirements, 580 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,510 there'll be new industries established 581 00:31:46,511 --> 00:31:48,582 and we must learn to accept it. 582 00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:52,733 This is Wolf Cooper, WTF Channel 11, signing out. 583 00:31:54,459 --> 00:31:57,959 They can't eat me until 10:00 PM, right? 584 00:32:02,134 --> 00:32:03,134 You're sure? 585 00:32:06,064 --> 00:32:07,064 Okay. 586 00:32:08,347 --> 00:32:09,597 All right, bye. 587 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:22,643 Like I said, Vita Cholo is made specifically 588 00:32:22,644 --> 00:32:25,294 for the needs of Cholo zombies. 589 00:32:26,915 --> 00:32:30,832 Become a gold sponsor and become a millionaire. 590 00:32:31,671 --> 00:32:34,088 How much do you weigh, ese? 591 00:32:38,677 --> 00:32:40,410 What do you say? 592 00:32:40,411 --> 00:32:42,895 Would you lovely businessmen, 593 00:32:45,869 --> 00:32:47,286 business zombies, 594 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:52,218 be interested in investing today? 595 00:32:55,531 --> 00:32:58,281 Do you eat a lot of spicy food? 596 00:33:03,338 --> 00:33:05,816 Just one, one of these pills 597 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:09,568 will give you energy for the entire weekend. 598 00:33:09,569 --> 00:33:12,253 Yeah, but does it work? 599 00:33:12,254 --> 00:33:14,224 Yeah, that's the risk, Carnad. 600 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:17,479 There's only one way to find out. 601 00:33:46,278 --> 00:33:48,835 I guess even zombies gotta work, man. 602 00:33:48,836 --> 00:33:50,986 I gotta do some overtime. 603 00:33:53,912 --> 00:33:54,677 I get it man. 604 00:33:54,678 --> 00:33:55,902 What you're going through, man. 605 00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:57,720 Everybody judges you. 606 00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:00,151 You know, I know, 607 00:34:00,152 --> 00:34:02,393 I know you got Gatorades and and all that, man, 608 00:34:02,394 --> 00:34:03,961 but you know what? 609 00:34:06,303 --> 00:34:08,084 I love being a good Cholo, man, 610 00:34:08,085 --> 00:34:09,981 especially a zombie Cholo, and you know, 611 00:34:09,982 --> 00:34:13,518 I'mma tell you why, because I got a job. 612 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:15,946 I get to kick it with you guys. 613 00:34:15,947 --> 00:34:19,454 I get to, you know, chill with other homies, you know? 614 00:34:19,455 --> 00:34:22,785 So don't feel bad homie 'cause you're locked up, man, 615 00:34:22,786 --> 00:34:24,329 'cause I was there one time, and you know what? 616 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:26,380 Maybe when you get out, 617 00:34:26,381 --> 00:34:28,054 I'll get you a job here with me, man. 618 00:34:28,055 --> 00:34:31,095 You know, you sweep or mop or something, man. 619 00:34:31,096 --> 00:34:33,396 You know, don't trip. I got you, man, 620 00:34:33,397 --> 00:34:36,804 when you get out, you know, so, so cheers, homie. 621 00:34:36,805 --> 00:34:38,955 You can be a zombie, too. 622 00:34:40,491 --> 00:34:47,161 You can be a zombie, too. 623 00:34:47,162 --> 00:34:48,691 Hey homie! What's up? 624 00:34:48,692 --> 00:34:50,926 It's time to party, homie! 625 00:34:56,832 --> 00:34:58,944 Hey, you started the party without us, homie! 626 00:34:58,945 --> 00:35:00,679 What's up with that? 627 00:35:28,777 --> 00:35:31,860 Oh lookie! You turned into a homie. 628 00:35:32,747 --> 00:35:35,497 Oh, she's so cute. Look at her. 629 00:35:37,693 --> 00:35:40,943 Hey homie, can you say "Cholo cervesa?" 630 00:35:42,703 --> 00:35:45,010 Dude, there's a huge snake on you. 631 00:35:45,011 --> 00:35:48,263 Oh man, I thought it was a. - [Speaker] Hey, Wato. 632 00:35:48,264 --> 00:35:49,859 He's looking froggy. 633 00:35:49,860 --> 00:35:50,698 Hey, Wato. - [Speaker 2] Hey 634 00:35:50,699 --> 00:35:51,669 that's Toto. 635 00:35:51,670 --> 00:35:52,718 I mean, Toto? 636 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,648 Where are you going? 637 00:35:54,649 --> 00:35:57,549 We have conducted numerous tests 638 00:35:58,562 --> 00:36:01,812 and we've discovered that shooting a CZ 639 00:36:03,094 --> 00:36:06,344 doesn't incapacitate them in the least. 640 00:36:07,302 --> 00:36:10,970 We are indeed making steps to treat all people equally. 641 00:36:10,971 --> 00:36:13,058 Graduating from the police academy today, 642 00:36:13,059 --> 00:36:16,840 the first ever Cholo zombie in the department's history. 643 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:21,413 I'm here with community liaison, Mr. Vin Monstro. 644 00:36:21,414 --> 00:36:24,064 Do you have any comment for us? 645 00:36:36,801 --> 00:36:37,884 I'm hungry. 646 00:36:41,175 --> 00:36:42,758 Hungry for justice! 647 00:36:44,686 --> 00:36:46,103 What does work? 648 00:36:51,728 --> 00:36:53,811 Figured you'd ask that. 649 00:36:54,735 --> 00:36:57,851 That's why I tried to burn one. 650 00:36:57,852 --> 00:36:59,502 Zombies don't melt. 651 00:37:11,928 --> 00:37:14,135 You gotta cut off their head! 652 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:22,401 But regardless, the infection grew. 653 00:37:22,402 --> 00:37:23,402 Hi! 654 00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:27,261 Hey, we're all out already. 655 00:37:27,262 --> 00:37:28,995 Every single one. 656 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:31,563 Oh no, I don't wanna be one. 657 00:37:32,594 --> 00:37:34,677 Oh, Marissa Mes, right? 658 00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:38,534 From the TV show? 659 00:37:38,535 --> 00:37:40,500 News reporter. 660 00:37:40,501 --> 00:37:42,352 Is your manager here by any chance? 661 00:37:42,353 --> 00:37:43,684 I'd love to get his take on 662 00:37:43,685 --> 00:37:47,109 everything that's happening right now. 663 00:37:47,110 --> 00:37:50,760 Yeah, he's actually not around right now. 664 00:37:54,477 --> 00:37:58,203 Do you know anything? I mean, beer, right, 665 00:37:58,204 --> 00:38:01,769 it just doesn't turn people into zombies. 666 00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:04,004 Yeah. No, I don't, sorry. 667 00:38:10,879 --> 00:38:13,617 If you think of anything, call me. 668 00:38:13,618 --> 00:38:15,102 Here's my number. 669 00:38:16,314 --> 00:38:18,347 I'll put you on TV. 670 00:38:18,348 --> 00:38:20,672 Yeah. Thank you. 671 00:38:34,246 --> 00:38:37,166 We are live inside CZ Bio, 672 00:38:37,167 --> 00:38:41,600 a part of a new cottage industry of bioengineering. 673 00:38:41,601 --> 00:38:43,418 Yes, yes. Thank you. 674 00:38:44,466 --> 00:38:48,383 Here at CZ Bio, we strive for something greater 675 00:38:49,402 --> 00:38:53,112 for the future from our infected patients here. 676 00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:54,414 And a billion dollar industry? 677 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,817 Yes, yes. That is true, yes. 678 00:38:56,818 --> 00:39:01,737 What we believe is that their ZNA has a third chromosome, 679 00:39:01,738 --> 00:39:06,805 the Z chromosome, which, with its anti-aging properties, 680 00:39:07,093 --> 00:39:09,844 it has applications for military, 681 00:39:09,845 --> 00:39:12,360 beauty, and medical fields. 682 00:39:12,361 --> 00:39:14,378 Now, currently, a pint of CZ blood 683 00:39:14,379 --> 00:39:17,572 is going for $5,000 on the open market. 684 00:39:17,573 --> 00:39:20,030 Yes, yes. That is also true, 685 00:39:20,031 --> 00:39:23,197 but what we don't know is the effects 686 00:39:23,198 --> 00:39:26,348 of zombie-to-human blood transfusion, 687 00:39:27,447 --> 00:39:31,086 so, with the uninfected as ourselves, 688 00:39:31,087 --> 00:39:34,821 we must be extra cautious around open blood. 689 00:39:36,339 --> 00:39:39,465 Let's go see what our research team is doing. 690 00:39:39,466 --> 00:39:42,033 Let's see. - Right this way. 691 00:39:48,909 --> 00:39:51,479 Over here, our dentist team is researching 692 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,495 the various effects of blood-based hygiene products 693 00:39:54,496 --> 00:39:56,109 to slow down the deterioration 694 00:39:56,110 --> 00:39:58,432 of the zombification process. 695 00:40:16,752 --> 00:40:19,441 I am Marissa Mes, signing out. 696 00:40:19,442 --> 00:40:20,442 Ricky! 697 00:40:24,209 --> 00:40:26,776 Officer Jones from narcotics. He'll be helping us out. 698 00:40:26,777 --> 00:40:28,791 Officer Jones, where the weed at? 699 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:30,436 Rasta man. 700 00:40:30,437 --> 00:40:32,186 I'll tell you once you brush your teeth. 701 00:40:32,187 --> 00:40:33,340 Better yet, you need a mint. 702 00:40:33,341 --> 00:40:34,580 That's enough. 703 00:40:34,581 --> 00:40:37,683 Get to work. - Nice to meet you, huevo. 704 00:40:37,684 --> 00:40:38,684 Likewise. 705 00:40:45,998 --> 00:40:48,415 Mayor. - Sheriff. 706 00:40:51,153 --> 00:40:53,653 So you're the living legend. 707 00:40:55,188 --> 00:40:59,271 I'm living. 708 00:41:03,536 --> 00:41:05,712 These are difficult times, 709 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:09,771 and the attorneys here for the Cholo zombies, 710 00:41:09,772 --> 00:41:11,393 they have a long wait list. 711 00:41:11,394 --> 00:41:12,662 It seems that most of the people 712 00:41:12,663 --> 00:41:15,230 you try to arrest end up dead. 713 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:20,018 First of all, I'm not arresting people, 714 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:23,719 I'm arresting zombies, and they're already dead. 715 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:26,265 So many of them come up separated, 716 00:41:26,266 --> 00:41:28,333 if you know what I mean. 717 00:41:29,446 --> 00:41:32,663 Well, they're murder suspects, Mayor. 718 00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:34,565 I do what I need to do. 719 00:41:34,566 --> 00:41:36,597 Do you have the proof? 720 00:41:36,598 --> 00:41:38,199 Well, that might be pretty difficult 721 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,120 since there's no DNA to reference. 722 00:41:40,121 --> 00:41:41,042 Hmm. 723 00:41:41,043 --> 00:41:42,634 Tell him. 724 00:41:42,635 --> 00:41:44,577 These are difficult times. 725 00:41:44,578 --> 00:41:48,207 Now any day now, the Supreme Court is gonna overturn 726 00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:52,525 all the murder charges involving the Cholo zombies. 727 00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:56,491 Can't we all just get along? 728 00:41:56,492 --> 00:41:59,101 Sounds like a new revenue stream for you, Mayor. 729 00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:00,393 Well. 730 00:42:00,394 --> 00:42:02,458 Hey, I just make sure that I schedule 731 00:42:02,459 --> 00:42:05,359 my meetings with them after lunch. 732 00:42:09,517 --> 00:42:11,600 What's up zombie vatos? 733 00:42:13,228 --> 00:42:16,978 You know, you ate a guy for having a warrant. 734 00:42:18,973 --> 00:42:21,734 You think you guys can control yourselves? 735 00:42:21,735 --> 00:42:23,518 Endo, do your thing. 736 00:42:23,519 --> 00:42:25,961 Hunger pains homie. 737 00:42:27,457 --> 00:42:28,976 Oh man! 738 00:42:28,977 --> 00:42:31,805 That smells like a dead rat, homie. 739 00:42:31,806 --> 00:42:33,287 Horrible. Press play on that. 740 00:42:33,288 --> 00:42:35,577 I ain't gonna press play. You press play, man. 741 00:42:35,578 --> 00:42:37,029 ♪ I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, yeah ♪ 742 00:42:37,030 --> 00:42:38,858 ♪ I just want to dance, it's my Cholo dance ♪ 743 00:42:38,859 --> 00:42:42,173 ♪ Take two steps to the right and you say "What's up?" ♪ 744 00:42:42,174 --> 00:42:45,543 ♪ Stumble out to the left 'cause you feeling drunk ♪ 745 00:42:45,544 --> 00:42:48,875 ♪ Take it down to the floor with your elbows up ♪ 746 00:42:48,876 --> 00:42:51,999 ♪ Move side to side as you comin' up ♪ 747 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,171 ♪ Hey, I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, yeah ♪ 748 00:42:55,172 --> 00:43:03,172 ♪ I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, yeah ♪ 749 00:43:05,844 --> 00:43:08,987 At first, no one knew what was happening. 750 00:43:08,988 --> 00:43:10,737 People were going missing though, 751 00:43:10,738 --> 00:43:13,488 and at a rate no one understood. 752 00:43:13,489 --> 00:43:16,308 I just spoke with the mayor 753 00:43:16,309 --> 00:43:20,626 about the family that disappeared off Fifth Street. 754 00:43:21,921 --> 00:43:25,838 It seems that some of you were seen in the area 755 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:30,350 the night they disappeared. 756 00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:34,152 I crave human flesh 757 00:43:37,973 --> 00:43:39,223 just as you do, 758 00:43:41,551 --> 00:43:45,051 but until our hearing, that stops tonight. 759 00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:49,918 Come, come. 760 00:43:53,107 --> 00:43:55,024 Now, for the good news. 761 00:43:58,350 --> 00:43:59,433 If you cannot 762 00:44:01,795 --> 00:44:04,128 suppress the desire to feed, 763 00:44:08,038 --> 00:44:10,121 then feed on a transient. 764 00:44:11,886 --> 00:44:15,267 Yo, follow me. I'll give you five bucks. 765 00:44:15,268 --> 00:44:16,335 Maybe two! 766 00:44:20,462 --> 00:44:21,462 Now feed! 767 00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:23,420 Go feed! 768 00:44:26,089 --> 00:44:27,089 Feed! 769 00:44:33,675 --> 00:44:34,605 It only took three months 770 00:44:34,606 --> 00:44:36,540 before the government was on board. 771 00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,973 Suddenly, the streets were cleaner, 772 00:44:38,974 --> 00:44:40,367 the crime went down, 773 00:44:40,368 --> 00:44:44,140 and there was an un-imposed curfew across the town. 774 00:45:20,903 --> 00:45:22,046 Oh my God! 775 00:45:22,047 --> 00:45:24,236 Luis, look! Hey Lou! 776 00:45:24,237 --> 00:45:25,849 Huge fan, man! A huge fan! 777 00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:28,057 No jokes if you don't pay that back up. 778 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,978 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 779 00:45:29,979 --> 00:45:31,906 It's a repossession. 780 00:45:31,907 --> 00:45:33,280 You didn't make your car payments. 781 00:45:33,281 --> 00:45:35,407 You can't do this! I don't have time for this. 782 00:45:35,408 --> 00:45:37,123 I gotta go to work! 783 00:45:37,124 --> 00:45:39,565 Zoom in. - Oh, perfect Lou. 784 00:45:39,566 --> 00:45:40,398 Thanks man. 785 00:45:40,399 --> 00:45:41,570 You're the best man! You're the best! 786 00:45:41,571 --> 00:45:42,403 Oh my God! 787 00:45:42,404 --> 00:45:43,792 But as they say. - [Speaker] Awesome! 788 00:45:43,793 --> 00:45:47,610 The show must go on, and so it did. 789 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:52,055 Officer, I do not understand 790 00:45:52,056 --> 00:45:55,176 the words coming out of this zombie's mouth. 791 00:45:55,177 --> 00:46:00,077 He killed and ate an elderly couple on their evening walk. 792 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,587 Get me a confession. 793 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,605 That's right. I did it. 794 00:46:46,531 --> 00:46:50,765 So why'd he do it? - He said he was hungry, ese. 795 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,080 Officer! 796 00:47:00,284 --> 00:47:01,049 I am an attorney. 797 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:04,459 I'm here to represent these Cholo zombies. 798 00:47:04,460 --> 00:47:07,618 Man, you really should have went to a better law school. 799 00:47:07,619 --> 00:47:09,068 Look, Darb doesn't even belong here. 800 00:47:09,069 --> 00:47:10,779 He is not a real Cholo zombie. 801 00:47:10,780 --> 00:47:14,481 I am a real zombie. - He's just pretending. 802 00:47:14,482 --> 00:47:15,980 He puts that makeup on himself. 803 00:47:15,981 --> 00:47:17,715 I'm a real zombie. 804 00:47:18,881 --> 00:47:20,277 Look at his teeth. 805 00:47:20,278 --> 00:47:21,775 He hasn't brushed in a while. 806 00:47:21,776 --> 00:47:24,010 I'm a real Cholo zombie! 807 00:47:24,859 --> 00:47:26,675 Alright, Cholo zombie. 808 00:47:26,676 --> 00:47:29,916 I got these eyeballs from another zombie. 809 00:47:29,917 --> 00:47:30,917 Eat up! 810 00:47:35,084 --> 00:47:36,167 Do it, ese. 811 00:47:51,384 --> 00:47:53,620 Hey, I am a Cholo zombie! 812 00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:59,446 Cholo Pizza. Can I help you, ese? 813 00:47:59,447 --> 00:48:01,779 Hey, we're out of mushrooms. 814 00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:03,882 Use to sliced earlobes, homes. 815 00:48:03,883 --> 00:48:05,144 That's what I do. 816 00:48:05,145 --> 00:48:07,727 Well, you want the chicas or you want the hombres? 817 00:48:14,196 --> 00:48:18,468 Half toes, half pineapple? You got it sir. 818 00:48:18,469 --> 00:48:20,416 Give us about 30 minutes. 819 00:48:20,417 --> 00:48:21,417 All right. 820 00:48:24,056 --> 00:48:25,473 I got you fool. 821 00:48:28,765 --> 00:48:29,915 About time. 822 00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:34,083 No frontal lobe? 823 00:48:35,671 --> 00:48:36,671 No medulla? 824 00:48:39,518 --> 00:48:40,518 Sorry. 825 00:48:41,334 --> 00:48:43,493 So how you liking zombie life? 826 00:48:43,494 --> 00:48:45,523 It's awesome! 827 00:48:45,524 --> 00:48:47,716 He's trying to win student president 828 00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:50,764 on a "Brains for All" campaign. 829 00:48:50,765 --> 00:48:54,001 I have a dream that one day on the sunny slopes 830 00:48:54,002 --> 00:48:56,890 of South Grove Middle, all children will go to a school 831 00:48:56,891 --> 00:48:59,722 where they'll not be judged by the quality of their skin, 832 00:48:59,723 --> 00:49:01,961 but by the content of their brains, 833 00:49:01,962 --> 00:49:04,895 and so I say "Brains for All!" 834 00:49:04,896 --> 00:49:08,463 Yeah! 835 00:49:09,678 --> 00:49:12,174 Where'd you pull this off from? 836 00:49:12,175 --> 00:49:13,533 Let's just say someone down at the 837 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:17,101 juvenile detention center owed me a favor. 838 00:49:18,359 --> 00:49:20,526 Doesn't it smell stinky? 839 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:23,944 She's gonna be tasty! 840 00:49:23,945 --> 00:49:25,429 Everyone, dig in. 841 00:49:42,584 --> 00:49:43,933 I told you man. 842 00:49:49,142 --> 00:49:51,932 Anybody want some vegan munchies? 843 00:49:51,933 --> 00:49:55,103 I'm gonna say no. - Darb wants some. 844 00:49:55,104 --> 00:49:58,203 No, I just ate, remember? I just ate fool, thanks. 845 00:49:58,204 --> 00:49:59,892 You're never hungry. 846 00:50:05,504 --> 00:50:08,166 Cholo zombies? What makes you all scared? 847 00:50:08,167 --> 00:50:09,604 They don't have a heartbeat. 848 00:50:09,605 --> 00:50:12,575 I mean, you and I both know that most men don't, right? 849 00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:14,441 So what's the big deal? 850 00:50:14,442 --> 00:50:16,127 And they've killed a few people? 851 00:50:16,128 --> 00:50:17,473 So have I. 852 00:50:17,474 --> 00:50:20,868 And they crave human meat? Who doesn't? 853 00:50:20,869 --> 00:50:23,404 Let's welcome our next guest, Steve. 854 00:50:31,208 --> 00:50:34,348 So Steve, tell me, you've turned recently, 855 00:50:34,349 --> 00:50:36,855 what's your favorite part about being a zombie? 856 00:50:36,856 --> 00:50:38,172 Well, first of all, 857 00:50:38,173 --> 00:50:40,594 everything tastes better with hot sauce, 858 00:50:40,595 --> 00:50:43,010 but you know what? Enough about me, 859 00:50:43,011 --> 00:50:44,828 let's talk about you. 860 00:50:46,984 --> 00:50:48,811 You ain't gonna get a man looking like that. 861 00:50:48,812 --> 00:50:50,082 Ooh! 862 00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,277 Am I right? 863 00:50:51,278 --> 00:50:52,496 Ahh! 864 00:50:54,357 --> 00:50:57,106 Oops, looks like there's a TV malfunction. 865 00:50:57,107 --> 00:50:58,804 We'll be right back. 866 00:50:58,805 --> 00:50:59,832 Come on, bro. 867 00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:01,901 No, no. 868 00:51:01,902 --> 00:51:03,719 No, I don't want any. 869 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,679 Yeah, take that to this bathroom, bro. 870 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,703 Get outta here. 871 00:51:10,704 --> 00:51:11,854 Oh my gosh. 872 00:51:13,168 --> 00:51:15,609 That's that Cholo right there. 873 00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:17,183 Man, I'm glad I ate from the leg. 874 00:51:17,184 --> 00:51:20,620 Make sure you courtesy flush that. 875 00:51:39,307 --> 00:51:41,974 There it goes. Old bubble guts. 876 00:51:43,490 --> 00:51:47,157 The thing mad at me. I didn't eat that leg. 877 00:51:51,453 --> 00:51:53,503 You ate too much of that stuff, huh? 878 00:51:53,504 --> 00:51:56,099 Oh man. 879 00:51:57,490 --> 00:52:00,557 Oh my god, man. - Get out of here! 880 00:52:02,251 --> 00:52:04,390 Get outta here! 881 00:52:04,391 --> 00:52:05,380 Both of you? 882 00:52:05,381 --> 00:52:06,915 Yeah, get in the shower with that. 883 00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:09,373 You guys take a shower together. 884 00:52:09,374 --> 00:52:10,331 That's disgusting. 885 00:52:10,332 --> 00:52:11,406 You guys always think I'm joking. 886 00:52:11,407 --> 00:52:12,429 That's why I tell you, man, 887 00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:14,376 don't even know, don't even know vegans, bro. 888 00:52:14,377 --> 00:52:16,445 They'll give you gas every single time. 889 00:52:16,446 --> 00:52:17,667 I guarantee. 890 00:52:17,668 --> 00:52:20,922 How do we know they're vegan? 891 00:52:20,923 --> 00:52:24,689 Usually, they're like pale, pasty, white like a monk. 892 00:52:24,690 --> 00:52:25,903 No offense. 893 00:52:25,904 --> 00:52:28,029 They smell like fresh cut grass. 894 00:52:28,030 --> 00:52:30,864 The best way to tell is when they go shopping, 895 00:52:30,865 --> 00:52:32,329 they use reusable bags. 896 00:52:32,330 --> 00:52:33,370 That's true. - You writing that down? 897 00:52:33,371 --> 00:52:34,567 Yeah. Say it one more time, 898 00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:35,758 I'm sorry. 899 00:52:39,427 --> 00:52:43,827 Now boys, never ever tell a girl how to get a man. 900 00:52:45,317 --> 00:52:46,550 He's right though, 901 00:52:46,551 --> 00:52:50,285 everything does taste better with hot sauce. 902 00:52:53,012 --> 00:52:54,595 Oh, there she is! 903 00:53:06,835 --> 00:53:10,737 It's your hostess with the mostess, La LorettaVampz! 904 00:53:11,805 --> 00:53:14,790 We are at our meet and greet. Our guest of the day, 905 00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:15,791 El Monstro! 906 00:53:16,816 --> 00:53:17,831 Yeah, yeah! I'm going, I'm going! 907 00:53:17,832 --> 00:53:18,832 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 908 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:36,502 Come on down and get a taste of this vato. 909 00:53:38,398 --> 00:53:40,491 Ooh! 910 00:53:40,492 --> 00:53:42,266 So you see, what we's got going on 911 00:53:42,267 --> 00:53:44,224 is we have two situations here. 912 00:53:44,225 --> 00:53:45,713 Yeah, yeah. Two. 913 00:53:45,714 --> 00:53:48,808 What's the first one? - This. 914 00:53:54,916 --> 00:53:57,856 Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! 915 00:53:57,857 --> 00:53:58,857 Oh! What? 916 00:53:59,632 --> 00:54:02,205 Monstro, we told you not to eat the host. 917 00:54:02,206 --> 00:54:03,606 Oh, uh. My bad! 918 00:54:10,578 --> 00:54:12,776 It's ridiculous, we got a crowd of people out here today, 919 00:54:12,777 --> 00:54:15,310 and you're, I don't know what to do with him. 920 00:54:15,311 --> 00:54:16,268 Hey! 921 00:54:16,269 --> 00:54:17,614 Monstro, what are you doing? 922 00:54:17,615 --> 00:54:18,790 Brains! 923 00:54:18,791 --> 00:54:20,470 I told you! I told you! 924 00:54:20,471 --> 00:54:21,955 That looks good, huh? That looks good. 925 00:54:21,956 --> 00:54:23,593 Yeah, looks good fool. Yeah. 926 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:24,979 Pull out here. This is the, 927 00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:29,120 there's a whole, Monstro, this is, what is this? 928 00:54:29,121 --> 00:54:32,515 Who's gonna host this thing now? 929 00:54:32,516 --> 00:54:34,288 You can't just go eat everybody that we meet. 930 00:54:34,289 --> 00:54:35,939 There's a, oh what? 931 00:54:37,013 --> 00:54:38,180 What the? What? 932 00:54:39,096 --> 00:54:41,096 Yeah, yeah, yeah, - No. 933 00:54:42,163 --> 00:54:43,618 Green light. 934 00:54:43,619 --> 00:54:44,758 Ah, well let me see. 935 00:54:44,759 --> 00:54:46,993 Ah, well green is my favorite color. 936 00:54:46,994 --> 00:54:48,452 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 937 00:54:48,453 --> 00:54:50,461 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 938 00:55:08,982 --> 00:55:10,399 Mr. Camera Man. 939 00:55:23,617 --> 00:55:24,700 Yeah, yeah! 940 00:55:26,659 --> 00:55:28,599 We wanna invite everybody down, yeah, yeah! 941 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,122 Come on down and meet me and Vamps 942 00:55:30,123 --> 00:55:32,103 at our first annual meet and greet! 943 00:55:32,104 --> 00:55:35,369 It's an event you won't wanna miss! 944 00:55:35,370 --> 00:55:38,527 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! - La Familia. 945 00:55:38,528 --> 00:55:41,428 Pro vida, Vampz! Pro vida! 946 00:55:41,429 --> 00:55:44,478 Pro vida! - We'll be seeing you soon. 947 00:55:44,479 --> 00:55:45,643 Yeah, yeah! 948 00:55:45,644 --> 00:55:50,482 [Jesse] After a while, 949 00:55:50,483 --> 00:55:52,320 they had to get more clever with their hunting. 950 00:55:52,321 --> 00:55:53,321 Hey wait. 951 00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:56,718 You haven't been on a date in a long time, fool. 952 00:55:56,719 --> 00:56:00,286 Let me make sure everything's lined up. 953 00:56:00,287 --> 00:56:03,777 Wait, I haven't been on a date in a long time either. 954 00:56:03,778 --> 00:56:05,386 Do I look good, fool? 955 00:56:05,387 --> 00:56:06,219 All right, it's cool if I do 956 00:56:06,220 --> 00:56:07,468 this whole third wheel thing right? 957 00:56:07,469 --> 00:56:09,259 Relax, relax. 958 00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:10,542 We're just going to the movies 959 00:56:10,543 --> 00:56:12,000 and then we're gonna grab a bite. 960 00:56:12,001 --> 00:56:13,818 Olive Garden, fool. 961 00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:16,644 Where are we going fool? 962 00:56:16,645 --> 00:56:19,848 Don't worry. It's a surprise. 963 00:56:19,849 --> 00:56:21,649 Hey fool. 964 00:56:21,650 --> 00:56:24,732 Every Saturday, we were on edge. 965 00:56:24,733 --> 00:56:25,727 You never showed me my dream. 966 00:56:25,728 --> 00:56:27,458 It's nice to meet you. 967 00:56:27,459 --> 00:56:30,270 Nice to meet you, too. 968 00:56:36,444 --> 00:56:38,365 Mom, but we're just going to the movies. 969 00:56:38,366 --> 00:56:41,087 No, you're not, especially with this dude. 970 00:56:41,088 --> 00:56:42,446 What's your problem? 971 00:56:42,447 --> 00:56:45,202 Yeah, bro. What you got against me? 972 00:56:45,203 --> 00:56:47,186 I got nothing against you, bro, 973 00:56:47,187 --> 00:56:49,254 except the way you look. 974 00:56:53,117 --> 00:56:55,384 Don't worry. She's with me, 975 00:56:55,385 --> 00:56:58,957 and we're just going to the movies. 976 00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:01,104 I think we're going to Olive Garden, too. 977 00:57:01,105 --> 00:57:03,005 Thank you for the tea. 978 00:57:05,805 --> 00:57:07,077 Thank you again. 979 00:57:07,078 --> 00:57:08,813 Mom, you're just gonna let them leave dude? 980 00:57:08,814 --> 00:57:11,142 It's almost 10 o'clock. 981 00:57:11,143 --> 00:57:13,720 I should never have let them leave, 982 00:57:13,721 --> 00:57:15,461 not on a hunting night. 983 00:57:24,094 --> 00:57:26,454 Is that Monstro's truck? 984 00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:10,269 Where's Anna? 985 00:58:10,270 --> 00:58:13,920 Home! 986 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:19,965 That's my sister! 987 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:28,875 It's past hunting hour. 988 00:58:29,770 --> 00:58:34,252 But she was tasty, though. 989 00:58:34,253 --> 00:58:39,320 Finger licking good. 990 00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,254 The state courthouse has chosen to rule 991 00:58:56,255 --> 00:59:00,962 "not guilty" on CZ Jose Romo versus River Wild Elementary. 992 00:59:11,502 --> 00:59:13,334 Hey Marissa, do you got the listical 993 00:59:13,335 --> 00:59:16,735 for the top 10 pickup lines for a Cholo? 994 00:59:18,409 --> 00:59:20,348 What, no, I'm working on the River Wild Report. 995 00:59:20,349 --> 00:59:21,478 What? No, no, no, no. 996 00:59:21,479 --> 00:59:23,202 That's way too depressing. 997 00:59:23,203 --> 00:59:24,934 We don't need that. 998 00:59:24,935 --> 00:59:26,777 Two children were murdered, Wolf. 999 00:59:26,778 --> 00:59:28,753 Whatever, things happen. 1000 00:59:28,754 --> 00:59:30,559 Hey, you have a guest, 1001 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,460 and we need to go live in an hour. 1002 00:59:43,070 --> 00:59:46,070 You still wanna do that interview? 1003 00:59:48,375 --> 00:59:52,525 And then they ate my sister, so that's why I'm here. 1004 00:59:52,526 --> 00:59:55,148 Okay, okay. - No, no, no. 1005 00:59:55,149 --> 00:59:57,156 Wait, wait, wait. Be careful with that. 1006 00:59:57,157 --> 01:00:00,446 So we know that it started with this box and Monstros 1007 01:00:00,447 --> 01:00:03,243 and his crew and your ex-girlfriend that you murdered 1008 01:00:03,244 --> 01:00:05,631 and buried under a tree. 1009 01:00:05,632 --> 01:00:07,177 Well, it just seemed like 1010 01:00:07,178 --> 01:00:09,196 it was the best thing to do at the time. 1011 01:00:09,197 --> 01:00:10,264 All right. 1012 01:00:13,555 --> 01:00:15,884 So what do we do now? 1013 01:00:15,885 --> 01:00:17,092 I mean, even if this is all true, 1014 01:00:17,093 --> 01:00:19,086 and listen, I'm not saying I believe you or anything, 1015 01:00:19,087 --> 01:00:21,109 but we are gonna need some proof. 1016 01:00:21,110 --> 01:00:23,507 Well, what if you dig up the tree and I have the box? 1017 01:00:23,508 --> 01:00:26,961 Yeah, an empty box and a dead corpse is not enough proof. 1018 01:00:26,962 --> 01:00:28,279 Oh, here we go. 1019 01:00:29,628 --> 01:00:31,628 Look at the event title. 1020 01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:35,954 Come meet the chosen one at the South Grove 1021 01:00:35,955 --> 01:00:38,439 Car Show. Performance by Endo? 1022 01:00:39,441 --> 01:00:40,508 Marissa, let's go. 1023 01:00:40,509 --> 01:00:41,942 We got an interview with the mayor in five minutes. 1024 01:00:41,943 --> 01:00:42,943 Come on. 1025 01:00:44,438 --> 01:00:46,097 I hate that guy. 1026 01:00:46,098 --> 01:00:48,346 Politics is the lifeblood of this country. 1027 01:00:48,347 --> 01:00:49,914 Come on. Let's go. 1028 01:00:51,060 --> 01:00:53,342 I hope the hell that's not true. 1029 01:00:53,343 --> 01:00:55,922 All right. I gotta go. 1030 01:00:55,923 --> 01:00:57,758 Go get your mom situated. 1031 01:00:57,759 --> 01:00:59,895 We'll meet at the car show. 1032 01:00:59,896 --> 01:01:01,841 We're gonna get to the bottom of this. 1033 01:01:01,842 --> 01:01:02,992 Yeah, okay. 1034 01:01:07,241 --> 01:01:08,241 Man. 1035 01:01:12,714 --> 01:01:13,714 Sheriff? 1036 01:01:15,178 --> 01:01:16,178 Sheriff? 1037 01:01:21,330 --> 01:01:22,580 Oh man. No way! 1038 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,983 Are you kidding me? 1039 01:01:29,694 --> 01:01:32,343 Jesse. - I'm glad to see you. 1040 01:01:32,344 --> 01:01:36,298 Yeah, I'm glad you could make it down here. 1041 01:01:36,299 --> 01:01:38,886 Did you have any trouble with the protestors? 1042 01:01:38,887 --> 01:01:43,072 No, they're too busy playing to the cameras. 1043 01:01:43,073 --> 01:01:44,494 Idiots. 1044 01:01:44,495 --> 01:01:48,301 They're trying to designate "zombie" as a special class. 1045 01:01:48,302 --> 01:01:50,119 I'm sorry about Anna. 1046 01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,333 I miss her. 1047 01:01:57,038 --> 01:01:58,530 Hey, come on now. 1048 01:01:58,531 --> 01:02:03,598 I wanna give you something that'll help keep your mom safer. 1049 01:02:10,076 --> 01:02:13,369 First, I need to tell you something. 1050 01:02:13,370 --> 01:02:16,604 What if someone knew how this started? 1051 01:02:17,521 --> 01:02:19,349 Well, I'd tell 'em to keep their mouth shut 1052 01:02:19,350 --> 01:02:21,667 unless they had a solution. 1053 01:02:23,425 --> 01:02:26,508 Okay. - See, a Cholo zombies smart. 1054 01:02:35,012 --> 01:02:37,357 Smarter than most of us. 1055 01:02:37,358 --> 01:02:39,653 Have you found anything that works? 1056 01:02:47,562 --> 01:02:50,638 What are you doing, Sheriff? 1057 01:02:50,639 --> 01:02:51,639 Come on. 1058 01:03:01,408 --> 01:03:02,408 Watch this. 1059 01:03:06,851 --> 01:03:10,476 I've tried everything you see in the zombie movies, 1060 01:03:10,477 --> 01:03:13,544 including shooting them in the head, 1061 01:03:14,855 --> 01:03:18,938 but Cholo zombies, they can live without a brain. 1062 01:03:23,187 --> 01:03:24,937 Does anything work? 1063 01:03:28,267 --> 01:03:29,282 Oh. 1064 01:03:29,283 --> 01:03:31,439 You gotta cut their heads off. 1065 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,257 Body doesn't work without a head. 1066 01:03:42,521 --> 01:03:46,188 See, they all vary on the violence spectrum. 1067 01:03:47,579 --> 01:03:51,246 Some are cooperative, some are very violent, 1068 01:03:53,301 --> 01:03:55,801 but they all crave human meat. 1069 01:04:00,492 --> 01:04:01,745 Hello friends! 1070 01:04:01,746 --> 01:04:05,154 Dr. Blackmist here with all your zombie needs. 1071 01:04:05,155 --> 01:04:06,744 Let me ask you something. 1072 01:04:06,745 --> 01:04:10,555 Has the last time that your went (whistling)? 1073 01:04:10,556 --> 01:04:13,122 I promise you, if I can't get yours to work, 1074 01:04:13,123 --> 01:04:15,661 I'll chop it off somebody else and sew it on. 1075 01:04:15,662 --> 01:04:17,569 Are you telling your girlfriend things like, 1076 01:04:17,570 --> 01:04:19,066 "I swear this never happens," 1077 01:04:19,067 --> 01:04:20,602 "This is the first time," 1078 01:04:20,603 --> 01:04:21,970 "It must be cold?" 1079 01:04:21,971 --> 01:04:24,626 Well, if you're using BS excuses like that, 1080 01:04:24,627 --> 01:04:25,732 you don't need to, 1081 01:04:25,733 --> 01:04:28,164 'cause here at the clinic, at Dr. Blackmist's, 1082 01:04:28,165 --> 01:04:30,884 we are able to wake up the dead, 1083 01:04:30,885 --> 01:04:32,380 if you know what I'm talking about, 1084 01:04:32,381 --> 01:04:33,436 and I can't be too specific, 1085 01:04:33,437 --> 01:04:35,711 because there are children zombie out there, 1086 01:04:35,712 --> 01:04:37,485 but I have a testimonial. 1087 01:04:37,486 --> 01:04:41,696 My zombie friend here hadn't gotten any in over 200 years. 1088 01:04:41,697 --> 01:04:44,348 He came to the Blackmist Clinic, 1089 01:04:44,349 --> 01:04:47,931 and well, let him tell you in his own words. 1090 01:04:47,932 --> 01:04:50,737 Hello, Doctor. - Hello. 1091 01:04:50,738 --> 01:04:52,423 After I was treated, 1092 01:04:52,424 --> 01:04:56,324 I couldn't sleep on my stomach for two months. 1093 01:04:58,033 --> 01:04:59,100 Okay, fine. Thank you. 1094 01:04:59,101 --> 01:05:01,260 That was very believable. 1095 01:05:01,261 --> 01:05:03,237 What can you do, his sister's attractive. 1096 01:05:03,238 --> 01:05:05,923 Here at the Blackmist Clinic, we will help your problem, 1097 01:05:05,924 --> 01:05:08,217 and if it's too small to call, 1098 01:05:08,218 --> 01:05:10,549 I'll make it large and in charge. 1099 01:05:10,550 --> 01:05:13,094 Remember, Blackmist Clinic. 1100 01:05:13,095 --> 01:05:15,414 Nobody beats our meat! 1101 01:05:27,955 --> 01:05:30,713 ♪ What's up, ese? ♪ 1102 01:05:30,714 --> 01:05:32,477 ♪ I see how fools be looking at me ♪ 1103 01:05:32,478 --> 01:05:36,275 ♪ when I'm walking down the street because I got baggy pants ♪ 1104 01:05:36,276 --> 01:05:38,185 ♪ and all my black asos ♪ 1105 01:05:38,186 --> 01:05:40,635 ♪ I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo ♪ 1106 01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:41,468 ♪ Haven't you heard? ♪ 1107 01:05:41,469 --> 01:05:42,301 ♪ I'm a Cholo ♪ 1108 01:05:42,302 --> 01:05:44,255 ♪ Don't judge a book by its cover, homes ♪ 1109 01:05:44,256 --> 01:05:46,539 ♪ I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo ♪ 1110 01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:47,397 ♪ I don't want no problems ♪ 1111 01:05:47,398 --> 01:05:48,736 ♪ I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo ♪ 1112 01:05:48,737 --> 01:05:49,839 ♪ I just want to dance ♪ 1113 01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:51,245 ♪ It's my Cholo dance ♪ 1114 01:05:51,246 --> 01:05:54,547 ♪ Take two steps to the right and you say "What's up?" ♪ 1115 01:05:54,548 --> 01:05:57,847 ♪ Stumble out to the left 'cause you feeling drunk ♪ 1116 01:05:57,848 --> 01:06:01,209 ♪ Take it down to the floor with your elbows up ♪ 1117 01:06:01,210 --> 01:06:04,515 ♪ Move side to side as you coming up ♪ 1118 01:06:04,516 --> 01:06:07,865 ♪ Take two steps to the right and you say "What's up?" ♪ 1119 01:06:07,866 --> 01:06:11,243 ♪ Stumble out to the left 'cause you feeling drunk ♪ 1120 01:06:11,244 --> 01:06:13,805 ♪ Take it down to the floor with your elbows up ♪ 1121 01:06:13,806 --> 01:06:15,564 Hey local, come here. 1122 01:06:15,565 --> 01:06:17,822 ♪ Move side to side as you comin' up ♪ 1123 01:06:17,823 --> 01:06:18,823 Come here! 1124 01:06:20,779 --> 01:06:22,862 Hey, what'd he do to you? 1125 01:06:27,231 --> 01:06:29,648 They killed my sister, man. 1126 01:06:31,227 --> 01:06:34,017 ♪ My white tee, my low song, my baggy jeans ♪ 1127 01:06:34,018 --> 01:06:35,792 They killed my daughter too. 1128 01:06:35,793 --> 01:06:36,919 Look, I'm gonna give you this. 1129 01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:38,404 You'll need this. 1130 01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:41,373 Whoa. What's that? 1131 01:06:41,374 --> 01:06:43,941 It's an Astic ritual sword. 1132 01:06:46,095 --> 01:06:47,162 I have it. 1133 01:06:48,156 --> 01:06:50,073 Thanks, man. I need it. 1134 01:06:56,354 --> 01:06:58,765 Hey, dog. Ain't that assist? 1135 01:06:58,766 --> 01:07:01,096 Yeah, I feel sorry for him. 1136 01:07:01,097 --> 01:07:02,446 Shoulda given him the AK, homie. 1137 01:07:02,447 --> 01:07:03,334 Not me. 1138 01:07:03,335 --> 01:07:05,652 Nah, I tried to tell him. 1139 01:07:07,630 --> 01:07:09,144 ♪ Do it til you work a sweat ♪ 1140 01:07:09,145 --> 01:07:11,480 ♪ Do it til there's nothin' left ♪ 1141 01:07:11,481 --> 01:07:12,408 What's going on? 1142 01:07:12,409 --> 01:07:13,809 ♪ Take two steps to the right and you say "What's up?" ♪ 1143 01:07:13,810 --> 01:07:14,587 I don't know. 1144 01:07:14,588 --> 01:07:15,988 ♪ Stumble out to the left 'cause you feelin' drunk ♪ 1145 01:07:15,989 --> 01:07:17,804 Is that Monstro and his crew? 1146 01:07:17,805 --> 01:07:21,185 ♪ Take it down to the floor with your elbows up ♪ 1147 01:07:21,186 --> 01:07:24,536 ♪ Move side to side as you comin' up ♪ 1148 01:07:24,537 --> 01:07:29,236 ♪ Take two steps to the right and you say "What's up?" ♪ 1149 01:07:29,237 --> 01:07:31,038 Come on, let's go. 1150 01:07:31,039 --> 01:07:34,640 ♪ Take it down to the floor with your elbows up ♪ 1151 01:07:34,641 --> 01:07:36,072 ♪ Move side to side as you comin' up ♪ 1152 01:07:36,073 --> 01:07:38,080 You weren't supposed to see that. 1153 01:07:38,081 --> 01:07:41,175 ♪ Hey, I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, yeah ♪ 1154 01:07:41,176 --> 01:07:49,176 ♪ I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, yeah ♪ 1155 01:07:57,486 --> 01:07:58,879 What took you so long? 1156 01:08:01,965 --> 01:08:03,032 Step back. 1157 01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:05,163 Run now! 1158 01:08:07,239 --> 01:08:11,585 Yo, y'all fools. 1159 01:08:11,586 --> 01:08:13,472 That's straight zombie territory. 1160 01:08:13,473 --> 01:08:16,641 Not even I could walk in there and start snooping around. 1161 01:08:16,642 --> 01:08:18,788 We found some. 1162 01:08:18,789 --> 01:08:21,689 I know everything about zombies. 1163 01:08:22,567 --> 01:08:24,741 Hey, hey, what's going on here? 1164 01:08:24,742 --> 01:08:27,266 I found these two snooping around a car show. 1165 01:08:27,267 --> 01:08:30,058 Some brothers of mine wouldn't take it too kindly. 1166 01:08:30,059 --> 01:08:32,664 I'm sorry, Sheriff, but we found something. 1167 01:08:39,447 --> 01:08:41,947 All right, you two, go home. 1168 01:08:44,233 --> 01:08:45,233 Stay low. 1169 01:08:46,635 --> 01:08:50,236 When I come up with a plan, I'll let you know. 1170 01:08:50,237 --> 01:08:55,054 We'll figure out how to kill these preying, sucking scum. 1171 01:08:56,645 --> 01:09:00,548 Sheriff, why do you hate zombies so much? 1172 01:09:00,549 --> 01:09:02,616 Go on, get outta here. 1173 01:09:04,331 --> 01:09:05,331 Come on! Go! 1174 01:09:09,511 --> 01:09:11,761 Yeah. Why do you hate us? 1175 01:09:15,393 --> 01:09:18,560 I would give my life for you, Sheriff. 1176 01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:27,133 When I was a kid, I loved South Grove. 1177 01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:35,184 I lived with my mom and my stepdad, Manny. 1178 01:09:35,185 --> 01:09:39,502 It was sunny and the coolest place ever to grow up. 1179 01:09:42,126 --> 01:09:45,793 One day, that perfect picture was shattered. 1180 01:09:49,130 --> 01:09:51,535 I came home from school and walked in 1181 01:09:51,536 --> 01:09:54,103 and found my mom on the floor. 1182 01:09:58,071 --> 01:10:00,618 There was blood everywhere, 1183 01:10:00,619 --> 01:10:04,874 and she had a big piece of meat missing from her neck. 1184 01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:07,054 I heard a noise at the other side of the room, 1185 01:10:07,055 --> 01:10:10,289 and it was Manny eating a part of her, 1186 01:10:13,109 --> 01:10:15,109 blood all over his face. 1187 01:10:17,039 --> 01:10:18,872 You came home early. 1188 01:10:25,613 --> 01:10:27,954 And there was a box there. 1189 01:10:27,955 --> 01:10:29,439 It was pure evil. 1190 01:10:35,701 --> 01:10:39,618 Whatever was in that box, it had possessed him. 1191 01:10:41,593 --> 01:10:45,510 He brushed past me, gave me this strange smile. 1192 01:10:50,983 --> 01:10:52,816 I never saw him again. 1193 01:11:03,925 --> 01:11:06,425 I had thought he'd gone crazy, 1194 01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:12,143 but now I know he turned, 1195 01:11:15,181 --> 01:11:18,681 just the same as the rest of these things. 1196 01:11:27,391 --> 01:11:29,224 Go on. Get outta here! 1197 01:11:30,393 --> 01:11:31,393 Go! 1198 01:11:35,979 --> 01:11:38,379 Jesse, tomorrow at the dojo, 1199 01:11:40,036 --> 01:11:42,363 we need to be at the top of our game. 1200 01:11:42,364 --> 01:11:43,364 Yes, sir. 1201 01:11:47,655 --> 01:11:52,059 Hey, you ever thought he left to keep you safe 1202 01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:55,786 so that he wouldn't have to eat you? 1203 01:11:55,787 --> 01:11:58,187 That he loved you that much? 1204 01:12:22,739 --> 01:12:23,822 Hey, Jesse. 1205 01:12:33,498 --> 01:12:36,216 Do you remember how to kill zombies? 1206 01:12:36,217 --> 01:12:38,951 You cut their head off, right? 1207 01:12:47,459 --> 01:12:48,459 Hey! 1208 01:13:11,557 --> 01:13:13,399 I ain't got nothing! 1209 01:13:21,206 --> 01:13:22,206 No, anger. 1210 01:13:25,962 --> 01:13:28,629 That's your number one weakness. 1211 01:13:33,297 --> 01:13:37,214 That's good. 1212 01:13:38,921 --> 01:13:41,355 The wait for Saturday night was the worst part, 1213 01:13:41,356 --> 01:13:42,923 but we were ready. 1214 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:49,505 Let's get ready to kill some zombies. 1215 01:13:51,877 --> 01:13:53,044 Let's do it. 1216 01:14:00,318 --> 01:14:02,108 There's one more person we need to see. 1217 01:14:02,109 --> 01:14:03,109 Trust me. 1218 01:14:07,595 --> 01:14:10,595 I gotta do this by myself. 1219 01:14:11,689 --> 01:14:13,053 ♪ Harmony House Entertainment ♪ 1220 01:14:13,054 --> 01:14:15,086 ♪ You know what it is, baby let's go ♪ 1221 01:14:15,087 --> 01:14:17,456 ♪ Hey every story got a legend, I'm an ace ♪ 1222 01:14:17,457 --> 01:14:19,403 ♪ Bringing hoe up when I step up in the place ♪ 1223 01:14:19,404 --> 01:14:21,345 ♪ Eating good, got food on my plate ♪ 1224 01:14:21,346 --> 01:14:23,271 ♪ Don't hate, I never said a great zombie ♪ 1225 01:14:23,272 --> 01:14:24,955 ♪ Gut grippin', flesh blood dippin' ♪ 1226 01:14:24,956 --> 01:14:26,887 ♪ Bodies in the freezer, brains boilin' in the kitchen ♪ 1227 01:14:26,888 --> 01:14:29,035 ♪ If I had to eat you, all my seasons like chicken ♪ 1228 01:14:29,036 --> 01:14:34,103 ♪ Real zombie music, facts not fiction ♪ 1229 01:14:34,767 --> 01:14:38,616 ♪ Yeah, y'all walked in, but I'm the head zombie ♪ 1230 01:14:38,617 --> 01:14:42,149 ♪ Yeah, y'all walked in, but I'm the head zombies ♪ 1231 01:14:42,150 --> 01:14:44,607 ♪ El barna ♪ 1232 01:14:44,608 --> 01:14:46,187 ♪ Harmony House Entertainment ♪ 1233 01:14:46,188 --> 01:14:48,245 ♪ You know what it is baby, let's go ♪ 1234 01:14:48,246 --> 01:14:50,690 ♪ Hey, every story got a legend, I'm a ace ♪ 1235 01:14:50,691 --> 01:14:52,552 ♪ Bring hoe up when I step up in the place ♪ 1236 01:14:52,553 --> 01:14:54,493 ♪ Eating good, got food on my plate ♪ 1237 01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:56,395 ♪ Don't hate, I never said a great zombie ♪ 1238 01:14:56,396 --> 01:14:58,059 ♪ Gut gripping, fresh blood dippin' ♪ 1239 01:14:58,060 --> 01:15:00,117 ♪ Bodies in the freezer, brains boilin' in the kitchen ♪ 1240 01:15:00,118 --> 01:15:02,008 ♪ If I had to eat you, all my season like chicken ♪ 1241 01:15:02,009 --> 01:15:04,194 ♪ Real zombie music, facts not fiction ♪ 1242 01:15:04,195 --> 01:15:06,934 ♪ I'm gonna dip in on the ride ♪ 1243 01:15:06,935 --> 01:15:09,566 It's more Jehovah Witnesses! 1244 01:15:09,567 --> 01:15:11,578 Oh, hey. Yeah, yeah. 1245 01:15:11,579 --> 01:15:12,690 I'm sorry. Come on in. 1246 01:15:12,691 --> 01:15:14,690 I've been expecting you. - Oh yeah? 1247 01:15:14,691 --> 01:15:15,982 I don't know anybody named Jehovah. 1248 01:15:15,983 --> 01:15:18,220 Yeah, yeah. No, they're around. 1249 01:15:18,221 --> 01:15:20,371 They try to sell cookies. 1250 01:15:33,191 --> 01:15:35,907 Hey doc, what happened to him? 1251 01:15:35,908 --> 01:15:38,081 Oh, this one right there? Don't worry about this one. 1252 01:15:38,082 --> 01:15:40,215 He's one of them victory outreach vatos. 1253 01:15:40,216 --> 01:15:43,740 You know, he reached out too far, lost a mano. 1254 01:15:43,741 --> 01:15:46,631 I guess you can say he's un-armed. 1255 01:15:50,090 --> 01:15:51,862 Hey and we got our new shipment of donors. 1256 01:15:51,863 --> 01:15:53,765 We do? What nationalities? 1257 01:15:53,766 --> 01:15:54,714 I don't know. 1258 01:15:54,715 --> 01:15:56,673 Well, I'll take a good smell like I taught you. 1259 01:15:56,674 --> 01:15:57,674 Okay. 1260 01:15:59,595 --> 01:16:00,469 That's it. Take it in. 1261 01:16:00,470 --> 01:16:01,555 Take it in. Take it in. 1262 01:16:01,556 --> 01:16:02,696 Huh? 1263 01:16:02,697 --> 01:16:03,613 Four days. 1264 01:16:03,614 --> 01:16:04,591 Four days, huh? 1265 01:16:04,592 --> 01:16:06,453 Good, good, good, good, good, little zombie. 1266 01:16:06,454 --> 01:16:08,755 I'll tell you what, you take it upstairs, room three. 1267 01:16:08,756 --> 01:16:10,446 Not next to my pizza, huh? 1268 01:16:10,447 --> 01:16:11,447 Okay. 1269 01:16:13,046 --> 01:16:14,129 Disgusting. 1270 01:16:28,153 --> 01:16:31,320 Ah, so many years and so many beers, 1271 01:16:32,470 --> 01:16:34,300 and we're still heres. 1272 01:16:34,301 --> 01:16:35,301 Jesus. 1273 01:16:36,103 --> 01:16:38,353 They let you outta Tijuana. 1274 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:41,971 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1275 01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:45,140 ♪ Y'all walked in but I'm the head zombie ♪ 1276 01:16:45,141 --> 01:16:45,973 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1277 01:16:45,974 --> 01:16:49,055 ♪ Y'all walked in but I'm the head zombie ♪ 1278 01:16:49,056 --> 01:16:51,354 ♪ El burna ♪ 1279 01:16:51,355 --> 01:16:53,238 ♪ Harmony House Entertainment ♪ 1280 01:16:53,239 --> 01:16:54,971 ♪ Every story got a legend, I'm an ace ♪ 1281 01:16:54,972 --> 01:16:57,029 ♪ Bring your hoe when I step up in the place ♪ 1282 01:16:57,030 --> 01:16:58,791 ♪ Eating good, got food on my plate ♪ 1283 01:16:58,792 --> 01:17:00,912 ♪ Don't hate, I never said a great zombie ♪ 1284 01:17:00,913 --> 01:17:02,563 ♪ Gut grippin', fresh blood dippin' ♪ 1285 01:17:02,564 --> 01:17:04,554 ♪ Bodies in the freezer, brains boilin' in the kitchen ♪ 1286 01:17:04,555 --> 01:17:06,419 ♪ If I had to get eat you, I'mma season like chicken ♪ 1287 01:17:06,420 --> 01:17:08,499 ♪ Real zombie music, facts not fiction ♪ 1288 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:10,094 ♪ I'm gonna get in on the ride ♪ 1289 01:17:10,095 --> 01:17:12,672 ♪ When I think it's time to take notice ♪ 1290 01:17:12,673 --> 01:17:14,163 ♪ I'll just get in on the side ♪ 1291 01:17:14,164 --> 01:17:16,480 ♪ Why don't they got the rigor mortis? ♪ 1292 01:17:16,481 --> 01:17:17,313 ♪ Said they got a shortage ♪ 1293 01:17:17,314 --> 01:17:18,146 ♪ Mother fuckin' quarters ♪ 1294 01:17:18,147 --> 01:17:19,147 ♪ Bout to have a few ♪ 1295 01:17:26,022 --> 01:17:29,662 ♪ Y'all walked in, but I'm the head zombie ♪ 1296 01:17:29,663 --> 01:17:37,663 ♪ All walked in, but I'm the head zombie ♪ 1297 01:17:38,407 --> 01:17:43,824 ♪ Y'all walked in, but I'm the head zombie ♪ 1298 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:44,749 Hey, what's going on here? 1299 01:17:44,750 --> 01:17:47,129 My electricity bill's gonna go through the roof! 1300 01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:48,899 This is no time to have a good time, babe. 1301 01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:50,227 But listen, I like the beat, 1302 01:17:50,228 --> 01:17:51,961 I like your music, but you gotta move on, 1303 01:17:51,962 --> 01:17:53,461 'cause I gotta do some. 1304 01:17:53,462 --> 01:17:54,519 My bad, my bad. 1305 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:56,039 I gotta do some cutting up here. 1306 01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:57,247 Excuse me. - I like that too. 1307 01:17:57,248 --> 01:17:58,522 You know. - Excuse me. 1308 01:17:58,523 --> 01:18:00,781 Hey, Chicanos we like to stay quiet. 1309 01:18:00,782 --> 01:18:03,779 That's why I'm gonna stay home and not riot. 1310 01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:04,961 Ah, beat that. 1311 01:18:04,962 --> 01:18:06,696 The PS, really good, 1312 01:18:07,622 --> 01:18:10,604 but I'd rather get me a nice house in Hollywood. 1313 01:18:10,605 --> 01:18:11,437 Hey. All right. 1314 01:18:11,438 --> 01:18:14,989 So what we got here (speaking Spanish) Victoria's Secrets? 1315 01:18:14,990 --> 01:18:16,338 I tell you, you can't, 1316 01:18:16,339 --> 01:18:19,671 you can't be using all of that chemicals 1317 01:18:19,672 --> 01:18:20,960 and stuff like that. 1318 01:18:20,961 --> 01:18:23,195 You don't need it anymore. 1319 01:18:24,353 --> 01:18:26,850 It's not easy being a zombie doctor, 1320 01:18:26,851 --> 01:18:29,377 because sure, your patients can't die, 1321 01:18:29,378 --> 01:18:30,615 but it could happen. 1322 01:18:30,616 --> 01:18:33,718 You have to know exactly where to go. 1323 01:18:33,719 --> 01:18:34,869 There you go. 1324 01:18:35,953 --> 01:18:39,517 So Doc, how do you know about zombies and stuff? 1325 01:18:39,518 --> 01:18:40,600 How do I know about zombies? 1326 01:18:40,601 --> 01:18:43,755 Son, I was there at the very beginning of zombie land. 1327 01:18:43,756 --> 01:18:46,747 I remember when I first was interested in it, 1328 01:18:46,748 --> 01:18:48,080 you know, everybody talks about, 1329 01:18:48,081 --> 01:18:50,352 "Oh, you know, you guys live forever. 1330 01:18:50,353 --> 01:18:51,185 Isn't that cool?" 1331 01:18:51,186 --> 01:18:52,488 Well, it ain't cool at all. 1332 01:18:52,489 --> 01:18:54,064 You know, it's not what it's cut out to be. 1333 01:18:54,065 --> 01:18:54,968 I remember one time, 1334 01:18:54,969 --> 01:18:58,387 look out, watch this, I'm gonna hit her femoral. 1335 01:18:58,388 --> 01:19:00,955 Oh, they always bleed so hard. 1336 01:19:02,828 --> 01:19:03,667 Even the fragilitas. 1337 01:19:03,668 --> 01:19:05,117 Just outta curiosity, 1338 01:19:05,118 --> 01:19:06,400 did you ever like see a, maybe, 1339 01:19:06,401 --> 01:19:07,721 I don't know a box? 1340 01:19:07,722 --> 01:19:09,122 Here's a little bit. A box? 1341 01:19:09,123 --> 01:19:11,892 Yeah. - I know what you wanna know. 1342 01:19:11,893 --> 01:19:13,588 Lemme tell you something. 1343 01:19:13,589 --> 01:19:16,000 There was these skinny white guys 1344 01:19:16,001 --> 01:19:17,363 who called themselves the Wright brothers, 1345 01:19:17,364 --> 01:19:19,563 turns out they weren't brothers at all. 1346 01:19:19,564 --> 01:19:22,741 So I said, "Hey, would you take me up on your bird? 1347 01:19:22,742 --> 01:19:24,869 You know, I wanna fly around the corner." 1348 01:19:24,870 --> 01:19:27,247 I was thinking about jumping into a volcano. 1349 01:19:27,248 --> 01:19:29,349 I wanted to know if I was really immortal, right? 1350 01:19:29,350 --> 01:19:30,749 So, hey, I was young, 1351 01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:32,485 I was only about 150 years old then, 1352 01:19:32,486 --> 01:19:34,304 and I jumped, boom, 1353 01:19:34,305 --> 01:19:36,821 and then I come floating back up and I'm not dead, 1354 01:19:36,822 --> 01:19:39,882 but all the hair, my whole body had burnt up, 1355 01:19:39,883 --> 01:19:40,884 you know, down there, 1356 01:19:40,885 --> 01:19:42,390 there wasn't an afro anymore, man. 1357 01:19:42,391 --> 01:19:43,712 It smelled terrible. 1358 01:19:43,713 --> 01:19:44,991 So I never did that again. 1359 01:19:44,992 --> 01:19:47,642 So what I did is, I decided to, 1360 01:19:48,955 --> 01:19:51,051 ah, there, ah, that's a good one. 1361 01:19:51,052 --> 01:19:52,052 Ah. Oh boy. 1362 01:19:53,347 --> 01:19:56,514 You said a box? - Yeah, oh, that box. 1363 01:19:57,709 --> 01:20:01,405 I'm gonna tell you something I never told anybody. 1364 01:20:01,406 --> 01:20:02,890 I buried the box. 1365 01:20:04,268 --> 01:20:06,967 Now, you're the only one that knows. 1366 01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:09,816 What you gonna do with that information? 1367 01:20:09,817 --> 01:20:11,649 Nothing I hope, 'cause if you do, 1368 01:20:11,650 --> 01:20:14,832 it's not gonna turn out right. 1369 01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:17,317 But I know where it's buried, 1370 01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:21,435 except I gotta get to know you before I trust you. 1371 01:20:21,436 --> 01:20:22,691 You know, I don't just go around 1372 01:20:22,692 --> 01:20:25,080 and squirt on people like that. 1373 01:20:25,081 --> 01:20:25,913 No, no. 1374 01:20:25,914 --> 01:20:27,939 I got to, you know, build a rapport. 1375 01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:28,772 Yeah. 1376 01:20:28,773 --> 01:20:30,978 Oh, this is a, this is a very messy case, 1377 01:20:30,979 --> 01:20:35,119 but overall I think she's gonna survive. 1378 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:37,267 She's gonna survive. 1379 01:20:37,268 --> 01:20:38,930 Get it? All right. 1380 01:20:38,931 --> 01:20:41,016 Listen, I don't like the way you're staring at her. 1381 01:20:41,017 --> 01:20:43,992 No, the zombies are basically are made 1382 01:20:43,993 --> 01:20:46,456 from where a very secret formula. 1383 01:20:46,457 --> 01:20:48,691 You know, boy, speaking of secret formulas, 1384 01:20:48,692 --> 01:20:50,189 go gimme a Cholo beer. 1385 01:20:50,190 --> 01:20:51,176 Whew. 1386 01:20:51,177 --> 01:20:53,325 Dissecting bodies is not easy man. 1387 01:20:53,326 --> 01:20:55,779 It's not easy, especially when you got 1388 01:20:55,780 --> 01:20:58,428 some nice little piece of meat. 1389 01:20:58,429 --> 01:21:00,342 Here, try that. Oh, that stuff is good 1390 01:21:00,343 --> 01:21:02,306 with some corn tortillas and some cheese. 1391 01:21:02,307 --> 01:21:03,264 Ah, God. 1392 01:21:03,265 --> 01:21:04,668 Zombies would kill for that. 1393 01:21:04,669 --> 01:21:06,720 And if not, you can put some sauce in them. 1394 01:21:06,721 --> 01:21:08,621 Ah, see, there you go. 1395 01:21:09,831 --> 01:21:11,174 Let's just say you wanted to stop, 1396 01:21:11,175 --> 01:21:13,212 I don't know, the zombies or the virus, 1397 01:21:13,213 --> 01:21:14,523 how would you? 1398 01:21:14,524 --> 01:21:15,853 Who in the world would wanna do that? 1399 01:21:15,854 --> 01:21:16,686 Aren't you having fun? 1400 01:21:16,687 --> 01:21:18,130 But let's just say we did. 1401 01:21:18,131 --> 01:21:19,149 Let me tell you a secret. 1402 01:21:19,150 --> 01:21:22,296 The devil usually has a favorite zombie. 1403 01:21:22,297 --> 01:21:25,781 Find him or her and you stop the problem, 1404 01:21:27,201 --> 01:21:29,464 but you didn't hear it from me. 1405 01:21:29,465 --> 01:21:32,204 Hey, don't let my assistant see you with a nice cut of meat, 1406 01:21:32,205 --> 01:21:35,471 'cause he'll go crazy. He's jealous. 1407 01:21:35,472 --> 01:21:36,392 Thanks, doc. 1408 01:21:36,393 --> 01:21:38,274 Yeah. - What's this all about? 1409 01:21:38,275 --> 01:21:39,736 You're giving him the best cuts? 1410 01:21:39,737 --> 01:21:41,815 Ah, gentle, my pet. 1411 01:21:41,816 --> 01:21:43,175 Do you want your chella? 1412 01:21:47,186 --> 01:21:51,860 So we kill Monstro and that ends the infection? 1413 01:21:51,861 --> 01:21:53,761 Looks like it, yeah. 1414 01:21:54,754 --> 01:21:56,939 But we can't be everywhere at once, 1415 01:21:56,940 --> 01:22:00,257 so let's start where we know they hunt. 1416 01:22:01,766 --> 01:22:04,766 Tom, I know I've asked you before, 1417 01:22:06,024 --> 01:22:09,979 but what if someone knew how this started? 1418 01:22:09,980 --> 01:22:12,131 What do we do then? 1419 01:22:12,132 --> 01:22:15,408 Well, it doesn't make much difference now, does it? 1420 01:22:15,409 --> 01:22:17,726 Yeah. - You got the tents? 1421 01:22:19,182 --> 01:22:20,182 Yeah. 1422 01:22:21,150 --> 01:22:23,691 Let's go kill us some zombies. 1423 01:22:23,692 --> 01:22:24,692 Let's go. 1424 01:22:28,194 --> 01:22:29,692 Hey, I gotta go to work tonight. 1425 01:22:29,693 --> 01:22:30,525 Okay. 1426 01:22:30,526 --> 01:22:33,843 So after 10:00 PM, do not go outside, 1427 01:22:34,798 --> 01:22:38,298 or do not answer the door for anyone, for any reason. 1428 01:22:38,299 --> 01:22:39,131 Got it? 1429 01:22:39,132 --> 01:22:40,532 Got it. - Got it? 1430 01:22:43,186 --> 01:22:44,649 I'll see you guys later. 1431 01:22:44,650 --> 01:22:45,650 Okay. 1432 01:22:49,065 --> 01:22:51,886 Y'all good? - Yeah, we're all good. 1433 01:22:51,887 --> 01:22:53,454 Let's get to work. 1434 01:22:59,706 --> 01:23:01,262 After about a year, 1435 01:23:01,263 --> 01:23:05,654 the attacks started getting worse and personal. 1436 01:23:30,938 --> 01:23:32,132 Dad, Dad! - Dad, Dad! 1437 01:23:32,133 --> 01:23:34,783 Please don't, that's my kids. 1438 01:23:36,022 --> 01:23:37,105 Let me see. 1439 01:23:39,206 --> 01:23:42,039 You know that everything is legal. 1440 01:23:44,852 --> 01:23:48,185 But perhaps you will wanna make a trade. 1441 01:23:55,702 --> 01:23:56,785 Or maybe not. 1442 01:24:02,576 --> 01:24:05,493 I have to go to work for a while. 1443 01:24:07,153 --> 01:24:09,139 Officer Ross? - [Ross] Yes sir? 1444 01:24:09,140 --> 01:24:11,352 You take my kids. 1445 01:24:11,353 --> 01:24:13,532 Let's go in the house, kids. 1446 01:24:13,533 --> 01:24:15,658 Stay close to the fence. 1447 01:24:32,206 --> 01:24:33,206 We go! 1448 01:24:56,027 --> 01:24:58,171 This is the last Sunday they get! 1449 01:24:58,172 --> 01:25:00,539 Marissa, find out where they're gonna be this weekend. 1450 01:25:00,540 --> 01:25:02,410 Rapa, get the weapons together. 1451 01:25:02,411 --> 01:25:04,228 Jesse, this ends now. 1452 01:25:11,509 --> 01:25:13,759 Zombie killers, mount up! 1453 01:25:15,348 --> 01:25:19,510 Alright everybody, keep your hands on your shrivels! 1454 01:25:19,511 --> 01:25:22,206 Sheriff Tom, stay close to me! 1455 01:25:27,415 --> 01:25:29,582 Stay close to the Sheriff! 1456 01:27:54,261 --> 01:27:55,678 I hate zombies! 1457 01:28:35,286 --> 01:28:37,619 Monstro, you ugly bastard. 1458 01:28:38,712 --> 01:28:41,692 Tonight this ends for good. 1459 01:28:55,850 --> 01:28:59,599 So with Marissa gone and Monstro defeated, 1460 01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:02,613 it's time to finish the last can. 1461 01:29:02,614 --> 01:29:06,598 Son, have you told anyone you're coming here? 1462 01:29:08,094 --> 01:29:09,511 No, Father. Why? 1463 01:29:12,711 --> 01:29:15,069 ♪ I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, yeah ♪ 1464 01:29:15,070 --> 01:29:15,902 ♪ Haven't you heard? ♪ 1465 01:29:15,903 --> 01:29:18,915 ♪ Don't judge a book by its cover, homes ♪ 1466 01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:20,932 ♪ Yeah, I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, yeah ♪ 1467 01:29:20,933 --> 01:29:22,684 ♪ I don't want no problems ♪ 1468 01:29:22,685 --> 01:29:24,443 ♪ I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, yeah ♪ 1469 01:29:24,444 --> 01:29:25,839 ♪ I just wanna dance, this my Cholo dance ♪ 1470 01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:29,083 ♪ Take two steps to the right and you say "What's up?" ♪ 1471 01:29:29,084 --> 01:29:32,381 ♪ Stumble out to the left 'cause you feeling drunk ♪ 1472 01:29:32,382 --> 01:29:35,708 ♪ Take it down to the floor with your elbows up ♪ 1473 01:29:35,709 --> 01:29:39,112 ♪ Move side to side as you coming up ♪ 1474 01:29:39,113 --> 01:29:42,462 ♪ Take two steps to the right and you say "What's up?" ♪ 1475 01:29:47,747 --> 01:29:50,747 Hey Darb, hey Darb, you want some? 1476 01:29:52,732 --> 01:29:53,861 I'm good. I'm good, Flo. 1477 01:29:53,862 --> 01:29:55,455 I got meat over here. 1478 01:29:55,456 --> 01:29:56,696 You sure? More for me. 1479 01:29:59,817 --> 01:30:03,467 All right, that I appreciate the thought. 1480 01:30:06,535 --> 01:30:07,421 No, I'm telling you, homegirl. 1481 01:30:07,422 --> 01:30:09,037 You gotta read the newspaper. 1482 01:30:09,038 --> 01:30:11,189 It's all about the signs. - Aye. 1483 01:30:11,190 --> 01:30:12,364 Yeah, I think I got my man 1484 01:30:12,365 --> 01:30:14,731 'cause he's a Sagittarius and I'm a Scorpio. 1485 01:30:14,732 --> 01:30:17,686 Bitch, the only sign you live by the free one, wet. 1486 01:30:17,687 --> 01:30:20,067 Sandra, hold my baby. 1487 01:30:20,068 --> 01:30:22,433 Oh, like that, huh? 1488 01:30:22,434 --> 01:30:24,855 ♪ I just wanna have a good time, forget the fatties ♪ 1489 01:30:24,856 --> 01:30:26,634 I'm glad you're okay. 1490 01:30:26,635 --> 01:30:29,106 Next time, you fight Regis. 1491 01:30:29,107 --> 01:30:30,886 Hey, I got like five of them. 1492 01:30:30,887 --> 01:30:32,274 It wasn't bad. 1493 01:30:32,275 --> 01:30:33,679 ♪ When you come up right to left ♪ 1494 01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:34,680 What the? 1495 01:30:36,361 --> 01:30:38,181 She does that. 1496 01:30:38,182 --> 01:30:39,014 ♪ Yeah, show respect ♪ 1497 01:30:39,015 --> 01:30:40,287 ♪ Ain't nobody on the drip ♪ 1498 01:30:40,288 --> 01:30:42,149 ♪ Show me what you workin' with ♪ 1499 01:30:42,150 --> 01:30:45,549 There was a Cholo zombie and his name was Nicholas. 1500 01:30:45,550 --> 01:30:48,671 Nicholas waited patiently for the hunting period 1501 01:30:48,672 --> 01:30:51,156 and then he attacked the man. 1502 01:30:54,122 --> 01:30:56,197 He repeated over and over, 1503 01:30:56,198 --> 01:30:59,343 "I think I can. I think I can." 1504 01:30:59,344 --> 01:31:01,257 He finally won the struggle 1505 01:31:01,258 --> 01:31:03,288 and had a lovely dinner. 1506 01:31:03,289 --> 01:31:05,706 ♪ Stumble out to the left 'cause you feelin' drunk ♪ 1507 01:31:05,707 --> 01:31:09,045 ♪ Take it down to the floor with your elbows up ♪ 1508 01:31:09,046 --> 01:31:12,453 ♪ Move side to side as you comin' up ♪ 1509 01:31:12,454 --> 01:31:20,454 ♪ I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, I'm a Cholo, yeah ♪ 1510 01:31:21,156 --> 01:31:22,899 Welcome to the hood where I chose to play. 1511 01:31:22,900 --> 01:31:24,574 Where you turn in zombies, so you better beware 1512 01:31:24,575 --> 01:31:25,907 with the bites and the attacks, 1513 01:31:25,908 --> 01:31:27,931 there's no coming back, with your heart and soul, 1514 01:31:27,932 --> 01:31:30,083 turnin' pitch black, 1515 01:31:30,084 --> 01:31:31,261 turnin' pitch black. 1516 01:31:41,711 --> 01:31:43,539 ♪ Can I get a moment of your time? ♪ 1517 01:31:43,540 --> 01:31:45,999 ♪ Smoke a little, life's a game of chess ♪ 1518 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:47,567 ♪ Drugs, guns, hooters got me on the run ♪ 1519 01:31:47,568 --> 01:31:48,857 Hey boss, I'mma take lunch right now 1520 01:31:48,858 --> 01:31:51,352 ♪ Let me shine a little light ♪ 1521 01:31:51,353 --> 01:31:53,965 ♪ Can I get a moment of your time? ♪ 1522 01:31:53,966 --> 01:31:56,425 ♪ Some a little uh, life's a game of chess ♪ 1523 01:31:56,426 --> 01:31:59,013 ♪ Drugs, guns, hooters got me on the run ♪ 1524 01:31:59,014 --> 01:32:01,255 ♪ Let me shine a little light ♪ 1525 01:32:01,256 --> 01:32:02,451 ♪ I grew up on the fifties ♪ 1526 01:32:02,452 --> 01:32:03,461 ♪ I love my whole city ♪ 1527 01:32:03,462 --> 01:32:04,906 ♪ Got the little ones with me ♪ 1528 01:32:04,907 --> 01:32:07,294 ♪ I ain't going back to prison, house with a yard ♪ 1529 01:32:07,295 --> 01:32:10,002 ♪ I get my own nun locks, I walk my own yard. ♪ 1530 01:32:10,003 --> 01:32:12,495 ♪ I'm figuroa filthy where I come from ♪ 1531 01:32:12,496 --> 01:32:13,989 ♪ Dog, everybody filthy ♪ 1532 01:32:13,990 --> 01:32:16,494 ♪ Get your hands dirty with them concrete burpees ♪ 1533 01:32:16,495 --> 01:32:17,642 ♪ Beer runs and licks ♪ 1534 01:32:17,643 --> 01:32:18,835 ♪ My heart was made dog ♪ 1535 01:32:18,836 --> 01:32:20,260 ♪ With every single brick ♪ 1536 01:32:20,261 --> 01:32:21,323 ♪ Legend in my own ♪ 1537 01:32:21,324 --> 01:32:22,640 ♪ I get my little shine on ♪ 1538 01:32:22,641 --> 01:32:23,888 ♪ Got a house loan ♪ 1539 01:32:23,889 --> 01:32:25,267 ♪ I see you haters smiling ♪ 1540 01:32:25,268 --> 01:32:26,454 ♪ Broke with a mouth full ♪ 1541 01:32:26,455 --> 01:32:29,197 ♪ Run with my juice's gun, with my juice's split ♪ 1542 01:32:29,198 --> 01:32:31,053 ♪ Top Ramen's on the hood with it ♪ 1543 01:32:31,054 --> 01:32:33,372 ♪ Can I get a moment of your time? ♪ 1544 01:32:33,373 --> 01:32:35,985 ♪ Smoke a little uh, life's a game of chess ♪ 1545 01:32:35,986 --> 01:32:38,448 ♪ Drugs, guns, hooters got me on the run ♪ 1546 01:32:38,449 --> 01:32:41,012 ♪ Let me shine a little night ♪ 1547 01:32:41,013 --> 01:32:45,330 ♪ Can I get a moment of your time? ♪ 1548 01:32:47,415 --> 01:32:49,998 Hey, you want a manwich, cuz? 1549 01:32:51,102 --> 01:32:53,252 What's a manwich? 1550 01:32:53,253 --> 01:32:54,737 Well, you know, 1551 01:32:56,026 --> 01:32:57,443 some chicharones, 1552 01:32:58,864 --> 01:33:00,614 a little human flesh, 1553 01:33:02,081 --> 01:33:04,248 little bit of butt butter. 1554 01:33:06,017 --> 01:33:09,186 That's your manwich, homie. 1555 01:33:09,187 --> 01:33:10,187 Try it. 1556 01:33:10,943 --> 01:33:12,432 I'm, I'm full, bro. 1557 01:33:12,433 --> 01:33:13,425 Bro, take a bite. 1558 01:33:13,426 --> 01:33:15,915 I was just in the fridge. You saw me. 1559 01:33:15,916 --> 01:33:17,900 I didn't see you eat. 1560 01:33:19,002 --> 01:33:21,669 Yeah, I got something on here. 1561 01:33:24,307 --> 01:33:25,307 Try. 1562 01:33:30,521 --> 01:33:33,271 Try. - I'm full, bro, I'm full! 1563 01:33:34,367 --> 01:33:36,367 I'm full, man. I'm full. 1564 01:33:37,871 --> 01:33:39,204 I believe you. 1565 01:33:42,585 --> 01:33:44,218 He don't know what he's missing out. 1566 01:33:44,219 --> 01:33:46,715 ♪ Smoke a little uh, life's a game of chess ♪ 1567 01:33:46,716 --> 01:33:49,203 ♪ Drugs, guns, hooters got me on the run ♪ 1568 01:33:49,204 --> 01:33:53,104 ♪ Let me shine a little light ♪ 1569 01:33:56,199 --> 01:33:57,793 Hey, how you ladies doing today? 1570 01:33:57,794 --> 01:33:59,323 How can I help you? 1571 01:33:59,324 --> 01:34:01,904 She's getting ready for prom. 1572 01:34:01,905 --> 01:34:03,389 Look at her face. 1573 01:34:05,015 --> 01:34:07,932 I just wanna look like my sister. 1574 01:34:10,938 --> 01:34:14,264 Alright, I can take care of that. 1575 01:34:14,265 --> 01:34:15,265 Follow me. 1576 01:34:19,918 --> 01:34:21,039 ♪ Yogi? ♪ The homie 1577 01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:22,643 ♪ Night owl? ♪ The homie 1578 01:34:32,238 --> 01:34:35,071 She looks pretty young to be 51. 1579 01:34:36,153 --> 01:34:39,784 She's 15, idiot. 1580 01:34:39,785 --> 01:34:42,019 She's not a ninja, fool. 1581 01:34:43,827 --> 01:34:44,592 Ah, damnit. 1582 01:34:44,593 --> 01:34:47,577 I shoulda learned Spanish actually. 1583 01:34:48,772 --> 01:34:51,590 It's an event you won't wanna miss. 1584 01:34:51,591 --> 01:34:53,332 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1585 01:34:53,333 --> 01:34:54,483 La familia! 1586 01:34:55,384 --> 01:34:57,204 Pro vida, vampz! 1587 01:34:57,205 --> 01:34:58,939 Pro vida! - Pro vida! 1588 01:35:00,232 --> 01:35:01,119 We'll be seeing you soon. 1589 01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:02,120 Yeah, yeah! 112797