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[elctro music playing]

[siren wailing]

[car crashes]

[tyres screeches] [car crashes]

[car crashes]

[car crashes]

Alright, class.

Now... why don't you tell me something

that all of your car accidents had in common?

The road is a conveyor belt...

leading us all to death.

[Dante] Yeah.

No, no, no.

That is, that is not the answer.

[Joanna] Okay?

[Joanna] What you all have in common is distraction.

[Joanna] Yes.

What'd you say?

Okay.

Look, you're all very selfish,

and driving is all about sharing.

Okay?

You're sharing the road with

all of your favorite people.

Think of it like one big highway party.

I don't like parties, or people.

Okay, well, Charlotte, what do you like?

What will take you to your...

happy place while you're driving?

I like cats.

[sighs]

Okay. See, unfortunately, cats aren't drivers,

so that's not going to work in this scenario.

Take that back before I slit your throat

and let my cats drink your blood.

Uh huh.

[Joanna] Okay, okay.

It seems as though we're all... very pent-up.

And I've got the perfect exercise to bring

a little relaxation into the room

and into our driving.

[pre-recorded traffic sounds plays]

Hmm.

[Quin] Okay.

Yeah.

When I start to feel rage

flaring up inside me while I'm on the road,

I just like to listen...

to the sounds of oncoming traffic.

-[traffic noises continues] -[Joanna] It's like the symphony of horns.

Is this supposed to be erotic?

No, no, no, it's, it's not.

It's not.

That's a distraction.

So no one else is turned on here?

I have a boner right now but that might be unrelated.

[Quin] That is awesome.

I masturbate to videos of illegal car crashing.

You're so classy.

[Charlotte] Thank you.

[sighs] Okay, okay.

This is, uh....

I need you to just close your eyes.

[Joanna] Breathe.

[Quin] Okay.

[Joanna] And focus on the sounds of the road.

[continues car crashing noises over the speakers]

[Joanna] Let the rhythm...

of the horns and the pedals just...

...flow.

And your soul be one with the road.

Think of the beat...

of a turn signal.

[Joanna] Just be on the road.

[Joanna] Focus on it.

[Joanna] It's daytime.

It's night time.

Think of all the different times...

you spend in your car.

[Aiden gurgling]

[Joanna] Think of all the drivers.

You know what, class?!

I have a really good idea.

Why don't we all go on a field trip?

Let's all go outside.

It's rush hour.

It's the perfect time to listen

to the sounds of oncoming traffic.

Okay?

We could just listen to it live.

Come on.

We'll go sit on the highway median and we can all just listen together.

It'll be awesome, guys.

Totally.

Alright? Come on, follow me!

[Quin] Okay!

I think Dante and I are gonna stay back.

Yeah, uh...

we're gonna go over driving scenarios.

Mmhmm.

We all get to the same destination

in our own different way.

Fuck yeah, we do.

Okay, come on, class, let's go.

[heavy breathing]

How long do you think they'll be gone?

-A long time I hope. -Cool.

[moaning, heavy breathing]

Let's get you up here.

[Dante grunts]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, heavy breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, just like that. Just like that.

Oh, my gosh!

[moaning]

-Oh, my gosh! -[Dante grunts]

[Aiden moaning]

That is so good.

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my gosh, yes!

[moaning loudly, gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, shit!

-[chuckles] -We don't need those.

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yes!

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[squeals, gasping]

Oh, my god, yes!

[gasping]

Yes!

Keep going.

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning intensely]

Yes! Fuck!

Kiss me.

[moaning]

Oh, my goodness!

[moaning]

[Dante] Oh, god!

[gagging]

Oh, fuck!

[gagging]

Holy shit!

That's so fucking hot.

[gagging]

Oh, fuck!

-God, you are so fucking hot. -It's so fucking good.

Yeah?

Oh, get it nice and sloppy.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Nice and...

[Dante moans]

[choking]

[gurgling]

-[Dante moans] -[coughs]

Oh, my god! It's so fucking nice.

This is so much nicer than what I got in my backpack.

-You got a dildo in your backpack? -[laughs] Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my goodness!

[Aiden] Fuck!

Yeah, get those off, please!

Fuck!

Yeah!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, fuck!

[both moaning]

Oh, fuck!

God...

You feel so fucking good.

[Dante groans]

-Oh, my god! That's so fucking wet. -Oh, my gosh!

[Aiden] Oh, my gosh!

[Aiden] Oh, fuck!

[Aiden moaning] Oh, fuck!

[Dante] Oh... fuck, yeah!

[Aiden moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[kissing]

Fuck, yeah!

Oh, fuck, yeah!

[moaning]

So you want it?

I want it so bad.

-Put it in me. -Yeah?

-Put it in me. -Are you begging for it?

Please. Please.

Please, fuck me! Fuck me, please! Please!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Yes! Yes!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck! Your dick feels too good.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck, yeah!

-Give it to me. -Yeah?

[gasping]

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[moaning]

[Aiden] Oh, my gosh!

[moaning]

Fuck!

Yes, right there. Right there.

-Right there. Right there. -Yeah?

[Aiden screams]

[moaning and gasping]

[screams] Oh, my god!

Yeah, stick it back in your pussy.

[moaning]

[heavy breathing]

Fuck!

Yes!

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning]

[both moaning]

Keep fucking doing that.

[moaning] That feels so good.

Oh, fuck!

Fuck, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my gosh!

[Aiden] Fuck, yes!

[Dante] Oh, such a cute butt.

[Aiden giggles]

[Aiden] Oh, fuck!

[Aiden] Oh, my god.

Fuck!

[sniffing]

[Aiden moaning]

[Aiden] Yes!

[Aiden] Fuck!

[Aiden] Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck.

[Aiden] Fuck!

[shaky breath]

[moaning]

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

[moaning intensely]

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[Dante groans] Oh, yeah!

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Yes!

Right there!

Yeah?

Yes, right there. That's so fucking good!

[moaning]

[Dante] Fuck, you're so fucking wet!

Oh, god!

Come back, please.

-Yeah? -More.

Fuck! Give me more, more, more.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Yeah, right there, right there, right there, right there...

Oh, that's so good.

[screams]

Fuck!

Fuck!

[moaning loudly and gasping]

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

Get back here.

Oh, my god!

Fuck! Yes! Fuck!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god...

[moaning]

-[Dante groans] -[moaning]

Fucking too good.

-Oh, my god! -Yeah!

-[screaming] -Oh, my god!

[moaning intensely, gasping]

-Get on your fucking back. -Yeah?

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Fuck!

Oh, yes!

Yes!

Yeah! [gasping]

Fuck! That feels so good.

That feels so fucking good.

-[Dante groans] -Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, fuck! Keep going, please!

Please, keep going!

Please, please, please, please, please, please!

Keep fucking me. I'm gonna cum.

Yes!

-[Dante groans] -Oh, fuck!

She wants more.

I need you to suck that cum off me.

Yeah, I do.

Let me suck it.

Fuck!

That is so perfect.

[moaning]

[Dante] Oh, fuck. Just fucking do that.

[gurgling]

[heavy breathing]

-[gurgling] -[Dante moans]

[Dante moans]

[Dante] Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck.

[Dante] Oh, my god!

[gagging]

[Dante] Oh, my god! Yeah, right there.

Fuck!

Lie back.

Let me get this fucking thing off of you.

[heavy breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[Aiden moans]

[Aiden] Oh, my gosh!

[Aiden moans]

[Aiden] Oh, fuck!

Oh, my gosh.

-[Dante] Why your pussy is so fucking wet? -Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, your dick feels so fucking good.

[moaning]

[Aiden] Oh, fuck!

Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[Aiden moaning]

-[Aiden] Fuck! Fuck! -[Dante] Fuck, yeah!

[Dante] God! You are crazy and I fucking love it.

[Aiden squeals]

[Aiden moaning]

[Aiden] Fuck! Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yeah!

Fuck!

Yes!

[Dante] Oh, yeah! Keep fucking playing with yourself.

Yes!

Fuck, yeah! I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna fucking cum. Yes, yes, yes!

[screams]

[screaming]

[Dante] Oh, my god!

[Aiden] Fuck, yeah!

[heavy breathing]

[Dante] Oh, yeah! Fuck!

-You read my mind. -[giggles]

[Aiden moans]

You taste so fucking good.

[Aiden] Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

That feels so good right there.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yes! Yes!

Fucking don't stop!

[squeals]

Yes!

[moaning intensely]

Oh, my god!

You just stay right there.

Yeah, turn this way.

I like how you spin me on the cock.

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

-[Dante] Fuck! -Fuck!

[squeals]

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

Yes!

[Dante] Oh, put it back inside your pussy.

Fuck!

[moaning]

-[Dante groans] -[moaning]

[Dante] Oh, my god! Yeah, just like that.

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Yes!

-[Dante] Yeah, fucking cum for me. -Fuck!

Yes, I will!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck, yes!

Oh, my god! I'm cumming.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning intensely, gasping]

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!

Fuck me!

[moaning intensely]

Oh, my god!

[kissing]

[Aiden] Oh, yeah!

You have the nicest fucking dick, Dante.

[Dante] Oh, fuck, yeah!

[heavy breathing]

-Oh, fuck. -Fuck!

[Aiden] Oh, my god.

[Aiden] Oh, my gosh!

[Aiden] Oh, fuck!

[Dante] Oh, shit! Yeah, fucking grind that.

[Aiden] That's so good.

[Aiden] So fucking good.

[Dante] You take my cock so good in that little hole.

[Aiden] Oh, fuck!

[Aiden] Oh, my gosh!

[Aiden] Fill every inch of me.

Oh, my god!

[Dante] Get on your back.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh!

Yes!

-[Dante groans] -Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god.

-[Dante groans] -[moaning]

-Fuck! -Oh, my god!

Oh, my gosh!

[heavy breathing]

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

That's so fucking good.

So good.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

-[Dante groaning] -Fuck!

Fuck! I want it.

[Dante groaning]

[Dante] Oh... fuck!

[Dante panting]

[Dante] Oh, shit!

[Aiden] Fuck, that was fun.

We should just ditch class tomorrow

and you should fuck me in your car in a busy street.

I don't know.

I should probably stay.

Why?

This class is useless.

You can just take it online.

Well, Lance and I were planning on filming a traffic school video,

and it's gonna go viral.

You know,

you don't have to make up some stupid excuse about a viral video

if you don't wanna fuck me again.

Whoa.

Him and I got a thousand views on our last video.

This is serious.

[scoffs] Whatever.

[music starts playing]

Unfollowed.

[electro music]