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Like, I want
to kiss you that bad.
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I know. Same.
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Yeah.
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The reason
I don't give a fuck
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is because,
at the end of the night,
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who's the one
licking my pussy, cunt?
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Like that's, for me,
I don't care about that.
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Con's on the prowl today.
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He's playing all these girls.
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Catia's family,
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and I don't like the way
she's being treated by Con.
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He actually was going to invite
another girl over
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and tell you to go home.
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What a cunt.
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I'm hiding.
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You and me, we're done.
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Got the rig out
and I'm ready to launch.
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I'm a little bit of a sly fox.
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I'm the queen 'cause
I'm the hottest in Cairns.
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Step on my toes,
I'll stomp on yours.
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My dream job is no job.
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I'm a little bit
of a shit-stirrer.
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Turn up that music
and watch me dance.
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I do use my tits
to an advantage.
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I came out my mum's vagina
having a party.
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Everyone needs a Kyle
in their life.
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yeah, yeah, yeah
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yeah, yeah, yeah
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Mm. Fuck.
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Whoa.
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So fucking bright.
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Yeah, why is it so bright?
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The vibe last night
was next level.
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There have been some big fights
in the Aussie Shore house,
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but that one takes the cake.
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What the fuck happened
last night?
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That was just a bit much.
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I was shell-shocked.
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At the end of the day,
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whatever Con's
plan and intention were
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wasn't the best, it wasn't
ideal
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and wasn't the nicest,
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but Manaaki, he could have
approached the situation
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in a different way.
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I think Manaaki
should apologise to Con
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and maybe Con should just
stop two-timing girls
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and just go for me.
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I'm interested to see
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if things have calmed down
from last night.
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Con and Manaaki,
are they talking right now?
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I don't know.
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I feel so sick.
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Waking up,
I definitely don't regret
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telling this girl
this information,
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but I think I definitely
overstepped the mark
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on the way
that I did go about this.
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Oh, my God.
The tension is real.
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Feels a bit awkward in this
room after last night, I think.
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Yeah, I was about to say
you're a bit quiet.
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Manaaki is someone
that thrives off drama.
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It doesn't make you cool,
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doesn't make you look like
the world's best person.
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It makes you look
fucking stupid.
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I'm not going to repeat myself.
It is what it is.
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Yeah, fair.
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Um...
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It was that quiet,
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I could hear Catia rip hangover
farts from three doors down.
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I hate awkward silences.
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Manaaki and Con just aren't
having a bar of each other.
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I don't know.
Do we talk about it or...?
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I probably could have
went about it a different way,
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or even given you the solution
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of you going and, like,
telling her yourself...
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..um...but I didn't
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and I went about it the way
that I did and I can't change
that.
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Mmm.
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Fuck!
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I do have a little bit of
a track record
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of being a little bit
unfiltered with my words,
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but by no means were my
intentions malicious last night
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and I think that's what today
I'm going to try rectify.
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I do apologise around how
the whole situation happened.
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And I think
I could have dealt with it
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a better and positive way
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rather than making it such,
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like, a public...domain.
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If you truly had a problem,
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you could have pulled me aside.
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Help me see the light. I'm
like, "You know what, Manaaki?
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"Maybe you're right."
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But you showed
your true colours
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to everyone in the family.
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I sometimes
am very careless with my words,
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and I think I should be more
mindful of what I'm saying
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and when I'm saying it.
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No shit.
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You open your mouth and say
shit
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when you shouldn't
be saying shit at all.
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If it doesn't involve you,
don't involve yourself.
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The whole thing with the girl,
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maybe I didn't handle it
the best.
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-Yeah.
-I can admit that.
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Yeah.
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But I don't want to do this
back and forth.
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Like, I really want everyone
to be a part of this family
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and I want everyone
to fucking, like, get along.
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I'm over the drama and, like,
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I really don't live my life
like that.
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Yeah.
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Manaaki was good enough
to apologise.
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I'm not one to hold grudges.
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I want to put the shit behind
us
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and move on.
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-We all good?
-Yeah, 100%.
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Cuz.
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Morning, honey.
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How are you feeling?
Obviously, last night...
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Mm.
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I'm still pissed at him
after what he said last night.
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You know
what you just said, just then?
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No.
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How are you feeling about
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our whole
friends with benefits thing?
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I don't know. Fine.
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-OK.
-Why?
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I'm just asking because...
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One minute
he was calling me Lexie.
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Next minute,
we're up in the shag pad.
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It doesn't make sense at all.
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What's up?
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I trust you, I just don't trust
other people.
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And that's pretty fair.
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But you trust me?
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I trust you as of right now.
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Good.
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Because I haven't done anything
to break that trust.
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I don't trust Lexie at all.
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As of right now, me and Tom,
we are friends with benefits.
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So, look,
with the Lexie situation,
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I'm pushing that to the side
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because if I want to continue
what I have with Tom,
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I will continue.
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But I don't want to be
mugged off.
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how to trust somebody
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-Oh, here we go!
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Everybody, come here!
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As the boss,
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and how much shit these muppets
have been dropping on us,
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HR have decided to give me
a lovely little holiday
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and I've decided
to return the favour.
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Guys, being a boss is hard,
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so I've booked myself
a mini break.
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And, listen, don't say
I don't do anything for youse,
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because I've also booked you
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an all-expenses-paid
overnight trip.
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So get ready
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because you're going on vacay!
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Oh, my God,
we're going on vacation.
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I cannot wait. I'm so excited!
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Vacay! Vacay!
Vacay! Vacay!
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We're going on vacay.
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We're going on holiday.
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We're getting out of here.
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We're gonna have some fun.
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Where...where do we...
Wait, wait, wait.
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Where do we think we're going?
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Port Douglas!
Port Douglas!
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Port Douglas I reckon as well.
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I'm so fucking keen!
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We're going on a vacay!
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Vacay! Vacay! Vacay!
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I think we're going to go to
Port Douglas or Hamilton Island
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or Airlie Beach.
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I don't know. There's
so many different options.
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But I know that there's
gonna be so many tourists
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and I'm so keen to fuck!
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Alright, I'm going to take
these shoes, these shoes.
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I don't even know
where my socks are.
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I need my cleanser.
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Oh, I'm ready to go.
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Like, get me...
get me wherever we're going.
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And it's a surprise
and I love a surprise.
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Like...
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Going-out shirts.
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I'm gonna wear a bikini.
That's all I have.
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Don't forget
your cologne either.
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Charlotte's the best boss.
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She knows that we need
this family bonding time.
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She wants us
to get our shit together.
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Maybe it's upstairs, my pants.
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She knows exactly what we need
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and when we need it.
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Come on, guys! Let's all go!
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-Let's go!
-Yeah!
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We're gonna have a good weekend
this weekend.
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Here's to family,
here's to fortune,
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and here's to fucking!
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Three, two, one!
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Way!
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My dream vacation -
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tanning,
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sipping on a cocktail.
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sexy men all around me.
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Everything. I want it all.
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-Oh, my God!
-Wow.
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Holy crap!
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What the hell is that?
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You're kidding me.
I don't do camping, I'm sorry.
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These RVs better be taking me
to my private jet.
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Because if this RV
means camping,
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then this is just
not going to be a fun time.
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I don't do povo.
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-Oh, my God!
-Holy shit.
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We are driving for 6 hours.
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Fuck!
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These guys haven't
impressed me that much yet.
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So they're not getting
no private jet,
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no five-star hotels,
no life of luxury.
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Oh, my God.
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They're going in a campervan.
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Listen, they'll have to
pull their finger out
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if they want
anything better than that.
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-Are we all sleeping in here?
-We're doing a whole road trip.
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Surely not.
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And I've got this nice dress
on.
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I'm dressed like
I'm going to the Logies
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and I'm going in a campervan.
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Oh, I'm putting on my uggs
and calling it a day.
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What is going on here?
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I feel like,
at the end of the day,
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I'd rather be
laying by the pool.
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I'm in a house full of
hot people. I don't want to go!
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Oh, my God, this is tiny.
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How tiny?
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Where do we fit our stuff?
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Fuck, it's hot in here.
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-Fuckin' hell!
-Oh.
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I'm not having this.
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I'm not having this today.
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-Who the fuck farted?
-Me.
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-You stinky grot.
-I know.
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What about if there's koalas?
How cute would that be?
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Catch chlamydia again.
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Again?
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Being a good boss
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means giving your minions
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an amazing holiday itinerary,
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and no vacay would be complete
250
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without a trip to Birdworld.
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We're just fucking keen
to see some birds.
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It actually looks like
a wholesome little town, eh?
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This does look like
a wholesome town.
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-I feel like...
-Yeah, and look at you.
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Everything's coming out at once
and this is a wholesome town.
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I hate birds.
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Oh, gosh.
258
00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:15,551
They have swooped me
before when I was younger,
259
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:16,896
and now I'm petrified.
260
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,379
The beaks, the flapping.
261
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,241
Hey, Johnny! Hey, Johnny!
Hey, Johnny!
262
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,206
Ahh! The best place
in the world to go
263
00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:29,758
when you have a phobia of birds
is Birdworld.
264
00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:31,103
Let's do this.
265
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,310
Is it nice?
266
00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:33,310
Yeah, it's really soft.
267
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,448
Let's go face my fears.
268
00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:36,620
You ready?
269
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:37,862
I'm ready, yeah.
270
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,241
Are you ready? Oh, no.
271
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:45,034
-Hey.
-How are we going?
272
00:12:45,137 --> 00:12:47,137
Nervous.
So do the birds land on you?
273
00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:48,758
-They do.
-No, no, no, no!
274
00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:51,517
-They do.
-No, no, no! I'll panic.
275
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,482
Are you serious?!
276
00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:58,517
Birdworld is my nightmare.
277
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,344
Go, go, go!
278
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,379
OK, relax.
I'm coming around you. Relax.
279
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,344
No, there's one
on the fence!
280
00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:14,793
That girl was screaming.
281
00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,620
Like, you could have heard
her from back to the house.
282
00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:21,379
You got to just be very
vigilant in these surroundings.
283
00:13:21,482 --> 00:13:23,482
Very vigilant.
284
00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:26,517
You've got to keep it real.
285
00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,379
I'm really freaking out
286
00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:33,379
because I'm just ready for them
to land on me
287
00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:34,620
and I'm trying to keep it cool.
288
00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:35,724
I'm trying to keep it cool.
289
00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:37,862
Look how gentle they are.
290
00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:39,206
Just watch, please.
291
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,689
Oh.
292
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,655
-Oh! They're so gentle.
-They're actually...
293
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:44,862
See how gentle
they took it off me?
294
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,137
They're actually
gentle as fuck, eh.
295
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,758
I'm sussing 'em out.
I'm sussing 'em out.
296
00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:50,068
They're actually gentle, Cati.
297
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:52,068
-Alright, I think...
-Oh, my God.
298
00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:54,827
No, no, no! No, no!
Get me out of here now.
299
00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:56,482
Get me out of here now.
300
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,206
I have to go! No! No!
301
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,586
I have to go.
302
00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:02,413
I can't do them.
303
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:05,862
I can't do them! Aaagh!
304
00:14:09,103 --> 00:14:10,344
I want a nap.
305
00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:15,827
How could you say no
to a good road trip?
306
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,448
You get to play
all these stupid games
307
00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:18,586
you wouldn't normally play.
308
00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:20,862
We have to try and impersonate
someone in the house
309
00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:23,068
and we have to guess who
we're trying to impersonate.
310
00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:24,517
Alright, I'll go first.
311
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,551
Yep.
312
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,448
That's crazy!
313
00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:28,517
Con!
314
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,827
-Con.
-That was too easy.
315
00:14:30,931 --> 00:14:32,827
Oh, I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
316
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,310
Catia!
317
00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:39,551
How would you... How would you
do me? I'm wondering.
318
00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:42,551
Oh, has anybody seen
me Fleshlight?
319
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:45,896
-What did you just say?
320
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,586
Fuck. The most important thing
on this whole trip,
321
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:49,896
and I left her back at home.
322
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,793
My darling girl Felicia.
323
00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:55,000
Oh, my God. We're here.
324
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,724
Oh, wow.
325
00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:59,310
-Look at that!
-Wow.
326
00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:00,931
Beautiful.
327
00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,000
It actually
looked really beautiful.
328
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:10,620
I see the blooming lake,
there's dragonflies.
329
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:13,000
There's green grass everywhere.
330
00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:17,000
Then I open the door
and I step out...
331
00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:19,413
..into mud.
332
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,344
Nah, this is too...
333
00:15:21,448 --> 00:15:24,448
This is too...too earthly
for me. I'm sorry.
334
00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:26,310
I'm a city girl.
335
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:28,275
So take me back to
civilisation.
336
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:29,931
Where's the closest taxi stand?
337
00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:31,275
I'm going home.
338
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,551
I love the nature in my toes.
339
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,379
Feel that shit in there.
340
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:40,310
-Get in there.
-What is it?
341
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:42,413
What is it?
342
00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:43,482
Nature in my toes.
343
00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:44,482
So off-putting.
344
00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:45,827
I'll shove my toes
in your mouth.
345
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:48,034
No, you fucking will not.
346
00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:49,689
I hate camping.
347
00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:51,310
Bro, I'm not built for this,
bro.
348
00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:54,068
There's bugs, insects.
You got mud everywhere.
349
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:56,172
It's not clean. There's no
showers. You can't even toilet.
350
00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:57,206
I'm a very clean person.
351
00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:58,793
I shower four times
a fucking day.
352
00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:00,586
This is disgusting.
353
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,206
Oh, Jaeda! Jaeda!
354
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,310
Argh!
355
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:08,931
Come on, you randy lot.
356
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,965
I know you might
want to get wet and wild,
357
00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:12,275
but seriously?
358
00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:13,448
Crocodiles!
359
00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:15,379
Oh. Ohh!
360
00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:18,482
I wouldn't want one
of them munching on my fanny.
361
00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:22,034
Aagh!
362
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:28,310
Catia looked like
a 40-year-old housewife
363
00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:30,448
that's, like,
also a drowned rat.
364
00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:31,758
Oh, my God!
365
00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:36,827
Catia!
366
00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:39,068
Lily. She's got her tits out.
367
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:48,655
We should do, like, camp songs,
you know what I mean? Like...
368
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,241
Boom, Chihuahua
369
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:54,448
Boom, Chihuahua
370
00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:56,413
We've got goon!
371
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,000
-Yeah!
372
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:59,517
Are you kidding?
373
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:02,241
It takes me
back to high school.
374
00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:03,758
You got to do it traditionally.
375
00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:05,724
-Go.
-Goon sack.
376
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:07,931
Get on your knees, I'll give
you a little squirtle.
377
00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:08,965
Alright, go.
378
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,034
Three, two, one.
Traditional goon style.
379
00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:12,206
Let's go.
380
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,827
No camping trip
is complete without...
381
00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:18,413
What? Wine in a bag?
382
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:21,206
You Aussie lot are weird!
383
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:27,068
Yeah!
384
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,862
Goon tastes like it's gonna be
a messy night tonight.
385
00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:33,586
That's what goon tastes like.
386
00:17:36,241 --> 00:17:37,827
Hell, yeah!
387
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,896
Hands up more fucking wine.
388
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,862
Oh, this isn't your first
rodeo.
389
00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:43,620
I think we need
one more thing.
390
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:44,896
What?
391
00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:51,724
Oh.
392
00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:54,827
The goon is flowing.
We're in the bush.
393
00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:57,586
We may as well
just embrace the feral
394
00:17:57,689 --> 00:17:58,896
and have a bush doof.
395
00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,896
We're on!
396
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,655
It's crazy.
397
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:08,758
Energy!
398
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,206
Whoo!
399
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,551
I am obsessed with your energy.
400
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,586
Maybe do
a bikini top and skirt, guys.
401
00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:21,827
I was.
Do you want to do that?
402
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:23,827
-Yep, let's do that.
-Yeah, let's do it.
403
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,551
Are youse on my bed
dripping wet from the pond?
404
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:26,517
No, we're dry. We're
dry.
405
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,862
We're dry.
406
00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:30,034
My biggest concern
tonight is Catia coming into
that bed
407
00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:32,620
with those grassy,
dirty, muddy feet.
408
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:34,241
Wash that shit
before you get in that bed.
409
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,068
Oh, fuck, it's cold.
410
00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:47,379
Me and Cati,
we're putting our makeup on,
411
00:18:47,482 --> 00:18:49,172
and I look from
the corner of my eye.
412
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,448
And who do I see?
413
00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:52,379
Tom and Lexie.
414
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:53,482
Interesting.
415
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,241
Yeah.
416
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,689
What's that?
417
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:10,275
Wait, I've got something.
418
00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:13,448
Oh, my God.
419
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:16,551
Wait, she's standing up
and leaning into his hand.
420
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,689
Tom, what are you doing
with Lexie, brother?
421
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:20,793
Why is your hand on her face,
brother?
422
00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:23,517
She's being a sneaky snake.
423
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,379
Like, for all we know,
he could have been like,
424
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:28,103
"I love my dog so much."
425
00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:30,103
Or like, "You've got something
in your eye."
426
00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:32,172
"I love my dog so much."
427
00:19:32,275 --> 00:19:35,551
Lexie, stop trying to get
validation.
428
00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:37,758
Tom, stop being a liar.
429
00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:39,827
Stop running to Lexie
when I'm not there.
430
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:44,517
It pisses me off that as soon
as I'm not there or around
them,
431
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,137
they're back on.
432
00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:48,000
Do it in front of my face.
433
00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:52,551
Uh, yeah. I'm excited
to start cooking dinner.
434
00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:55,103
This is my kind of night,
actually.
435
00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:56,931
Yeah, same. I like it too.
436
00:19:57,034 --> 00:19:58,827
Tom and I are very much
on the same page.
437
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,620
We are both
very attracted to each other
438
00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:02,206
and want to keep
getting to know each other.
439
00:20:03,689 --> 00:20:05,241
He's always complimenting me
440
00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:07,551
and he's like making me feel
very, very good on the inside.
441
00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:08,586
And it's just...
442
00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:11,172
He gives me the eyes
and just has a way
443
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:12,827
of always making me feel good.
444
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,103
Get some ingredients for food.
445
00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:18,827
Hey, what?
446
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:20,482
Just gonna jump in and
get some ingredients for food.
447
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,482
-What?
-Nothing.
448
00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:30,482
-No.
-Are you sure?
449
00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:31,413
Yeah, why?
450
00:20:32,655 --> 00:20:33,655
Oh, probably.
451
00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:40,137
Fucking everything.
452
00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:41,862
Everyday things? I don't know.
453
00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:43,517
Why did you touch her face?
454
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:45,172
Oh, for fuck's sake.
455
00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:46,379
Here we go.
456
00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:49,551
Fucked if I know
what I touched her face for.
457
00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:51,620
I'm...I fucking
touch everything.
458
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:53,448
I had my arm around you today.
459
00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:55,344
My arm around you as well.
460
00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:57,724
What are you up to,
cheeky?
461
00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:59,241
I can't...I honestly can't
remember
462
00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:00,793
what we were talking about,
fuckin'...
463
00:21:02,034 --> 00:21:04,482
Oh, what did I say?
I don't know.
464
00:21:04,586 --> 00:21:06,413
Maybe I said
her outfit looks nice.
465
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,655
I don't fucking know. Probably.
It's something, I'd say.
466
00:21:09,793 --> 00:21:12,310
-Stop touching people, alright?
-OK.
467
00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:14,206
It'll be the last time I touch
either of you two again, then.
468
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:15,275
The fuck?!
469
00:21:17,724 --> 00:21:21,068
I actually
cannot be fucked with this.
470
00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:26,103
Cunt!
471
00:21:26,206 --> 00:21:28,793
See, sometimes you've just
got to fucking attack prey.
472
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:31,758
Excuse me? Don't tell her
she looks nice.
473
00:21:31,862 --> 00:21:33,862
You don't touch my face
and give me a compliment.
474
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:36,310
I think it's like
my intuition is fucking...
475
00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:37,758
I know.
476
00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:39,689
I don't know
what Tom's playing at,
477
00:21:39,793 --> 00:21:42,655
but all I know is that
it takes two to tango.
478
00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:44,482
If you're reading the room,
479
00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:46,206
the vibes don't lie, babes.
480
00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:47,689
Energy never lies.
481
00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:50,862
If you're feeling that
Tom and Lexie's got...
482
00:21:50,965 --> 00:21:52,344
I can scope it out.
483
00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:53,827
Mmm.
484
00:21:53,931 --> 00:21:55,344
Scope it out, but just watch.
485
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,758
Just watch? OK.
Be vigilant, observant.
486
00:21:58,862 --> 00:22:00,000
I've been watching
since day one.
487
00:22:00,103 --> 00:22:02,413
I mean, I've been here
like...like...like a fucking...
488
00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:03,896
..you know, the clowns
that are like...
489
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,586
That's me. That's me.
490
00:22:12,862 --> 00:22:14,310
But then...
491
00:22:14,413 --> 00:22:17,172
..his actions are also
playing into it as well.
492
00:22:17,275 --> 00:22:18,448
I know.
493
00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:20,310
Tom, you know
exactly what you are doing.
494
00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:22,827
And he's playing
a thin line right now.
495
00:22:22,931 --> 00:22:24,034
He really is.
496
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,862
-Goon!
-Are you fingering the goon?
497
00:22:30,965 --> 00:22:32,344
Mug!
498
00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:43,000
I'm so happy.
499
00:22:47,724 --> 00:22:48,862
OK.
500
00:22:48,965 --> 00:22:51,275
We've been at it
all day, and we are cooked.
501
00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:52,586
Oh.
502
00:22:52,689 --> 00:22:54,482
So we play this game
called Swamp or Swag.
503
00:22:55,448 --> 00:22:56,931
Pull it down, please.
504
00:22:57,034 --> 00:22:58,103
Alright, Manaaki.
505
00:22:58,206 --> 00:22:59,724
Swag or swamp -
506
00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:01,344
Cooper and Kyle.
507
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:04,551
Basically, if you want to
sleep with that person,
508
00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:05,551
you'll swag 'em.
509
00:23:05,655 --> 00:23:06,896
If you don't, you'll swamp 'em.
510
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,275
Swamp Kyle.
511
00:23:11,103 --> 00:23:12,068
Come here, Cooper!
512
00:23:12,172 --> 00:23:13,724
He fucking swamped me?
513
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:14,896
Manaaki's acting like
514
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,068
he didn't get the best
fucking blowjob of his life.
515
00:23:17,172 --> 00:23:18,172
How ungrateful.
516
00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:20,379
I like that.
517
00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:22,689
Cooper.
518
00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:23,931
Catia or Lexie?
519
00:23:24,034 --> 00:23:25,241
Oh.
520
00:23:25,344 --> 00:23:27,724
Lexie looks exactly like my ex
521
00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:29,724
and me and my ex
had the best sex.
522
00:23:30,413 --> 00:23:31,586
So, yeah.
523
00:23:31,689 --> 00:23:35,517
Cooper, mate. Come on,
let's speak some truth now.
524
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:36,724
-Kyle.
-Hmm?
525
00:23:36,827 --> 00:23:38,655
Manaaki or Catia?
526
00:23:38,758 --> 00:23:39,896
Miaow!
527
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,482
Oh!
528
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:44,172
I think Catia and I
would have great sex,
529
00:23:44,275 --> 00:23:46,310
but she doesn't have
the one thing between her legs
530
00:23:46,413 --> 00:23:47,379
that I need.
531
00:23:47,482 --> 00:23:49,827
Look, I think we all know
the answer to that.
532
00:23:49,931 --> 00:23:51,862
Unless, of course, she pegs me,
533
00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:53,724
which I wouldn't be opposed to.
534
00:23:53,827 --> 00:23:56,448
Oh, fuck it. I'm gonna have
to swamp you, Catia.
535
00:23:56,551 --> 00:23:58,655
Everyone swamps me!
536
00:23:58,758 --> 00:24:01,413
Everyone swamps...me!
537
00:24:01,517 --> 00:24:02,758
Well, that's a way
to get humbled
538
00:24:02,862 --> 00:24:04,034
really quick, sweetheart.
539
00:24:05,172 --> 00:24:06,103
Tom.
540
00:24:06,206 --> 00:24:08,103
Lily or Lexie.
541
00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:09,724
Oh, shush.
542
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,758
Here we go.
543
00:24:14,862 --> 00:24:16,965
This is the one
we've all been waiting for.
544
00:24:19,586 --> 00:24:21,724
I know my girl's
a freak in the sheets,
545
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:24,103
so I'd swag Lily
and swamp Lexie.
546
00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:25,551
Good answer.
547
00:24:25,655 --> 00:24:27,517
-Good answer.
-Yeah.
548
00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:29,517
Sorry, Lex. Get in that swamp.
549
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,862
That's where you belong.
550
00:24:30,965 --> 00:24:33,965
I can't fucking
work Tom out.
551
00:24:34,068 --> 00:24:35,241
This is a prime example
552
00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:37,103
of your chopping
and changing, babes.
553
00:24:37,206 --> 00:24:39,172
Like, you are
one minute telling me this
554
00:24:39,275 --> 00:24:40,448
and then acting like this,
555
00:24:40,551 --> 00:24:42,241
and I can't keep up.
556
00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:43,586
Right.
557
00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:46,724
I wish someone had've asked me
Tom and someone,
558
00:24:46,827 --> 00:24:48,379
because I would've loved
to swamp him.
559
00:24:48,482 --> 00:24:50,482
I don't need to be
threatened at all.
560
00:24:50,586 --> 00:24:53,206
Tom and Lexie might be flirting
right in front of me,
561
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:55,241
but who's eating
my pussy every night?
562
00:24:55,344 --> 00:24:56,275
Him.
563
00:24:56,379 --> 00:24:57,517
Goodnight, everyone.
564
00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:58,620
Goodnight!
565
00:24:58,724 --> 00:25:00,689
No, we're just gonna go.
566
00:25:00,793 --> 00:25:01,862
Alright, go away.
567
00:25:01,965 --> 00:25:03,620
They're going to
christen the shag pad.
568
00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:08,827
I literally don't know
where I stand with Tom.
569
00:25:08,931 --> 00:25:10,379
The way Tom speaks to me,
570
00:25:10,482 --> 00:25:11,793
very much a sweet talker,
571
00:25:11,896 --> 00:25:13,620
tells me what I want to hear,
572
00:25:13,724 --> 00:25:15,034
pisses in me pocket.
573
00:25:15,137 --> 00:25:18,482
And then next minute,
he's all over Lily.
574
00:25:21,517 --> 00:25:24,068
Look at that thing rocking!
575
00:25:26,344 --> 00:25:28,724
When the RV's rockin',
don't come knockin'!
576
00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:30,896
Like, why do I
keep doing it?
577
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,172
Why do I keep caring?
578
00:25:32,275 --> 00:25:37,000
Why do I keep letting us
have cute little conversations
579
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:39,137
about how we want to keep
getting to know each other,
580
00:25:39,241 --> 00:25:41,206
about how, like, we're both
attracted to each other,
581
00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:44,379
when you go and
be all over Lily seconds later?
582
00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:45,724
Like, what am I doing?
583
00:26:02,689 --> 00:26:05,034
I am popping off
this morning.
584
00:26:05,137 --> 00:26:09,310
I'm feeling like my blood's
boiling this morning.
585
00:26:09,413 --> 00:26:10,758
I had probably the worst sleep
586
00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:12,793
I can document to date.
587
00:26:12,896 --> 00:26:17,000
I'm goon hungover, which is
the worst type of hungover.
588
00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:18,862
I need to reconnect with
nature.
589
00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:22,034
And I feel like I've been
mugged off by old mate Tom.
590
00:26:22,137 --> 00:26:24,241
We're in the middle of
bum-fuck nowhere.
591
00:26:24,344 --> 00:26:27,000
I don't want to talk to anyone.
I don't want to do anything.
592
00:26:27,103 --> 00:26:28,793
I just want to get the fuck
out of here now.
593
00:26:37,758 --> 00:26:38,965
My God.
594
00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:44,379
OK. I think I'm OK.
595
00:26:47,137 --> 00:26:48,517
Nasty!
596
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:50,000
I know.
597
00:26:50,103 --> 00:26:51,724
What are we
supposed to do?
598
00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:53,068
You just
go back to bed.
599
00:26:53,172 --> 00:26:54,103
No!
600
00:26:57,896 --> 00:27:00,586
Lexie is in such a mood
this morning.
601
00:27:00,689 --> 00:27:02,896
She's obviously upset
that Tom said
602
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,206
he would swamp her
and swag Lily,
603
00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:07,517
and then
he actually swagged her.
604
00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:09,862
Did youse rock the RV
last night?
605
00:27:11,206 --> 00:27:13,103
Nice.
I thought I could hear it.
606
00:27:13,206 --> 00:27:15,827
-Yeah. Oh, you heard her?
-Mm.
607
00:27:15,931 --> 00:27:17,689
There's a lot of
awkward tension today
608
00:27:17,793 --> 00:27:19,655
between Lexie, Tom and Lily,
609
00:27:19,758 --> 00:27:22,241
and Tom isn't helping
the situation at all.
610
00:27:22,344 --> 00:27:25,310
We went off
like frogs in a sock.
611
00:27:25,413 --> 00:27:26,724
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
612
00:27:26,827 --> 00:27:28,000
Could see the RV rocking.
613
00:27:28,103 --> 00:27:30,724
Tom seems to handle
awkward situations
614
00:27:30,827 --> 00:27:32,310
a lot different
than normal people.
615
00:27:35,517 --> 00:27:37,344
Go, go, go, go, go!
616
00:27:47,103 --> 00:27:50,482
I usually would find
the anal gaze quite funny,
617
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,655
but today I'm not in the mood
for arseholes in the sky.
618
00:27:55,689 --> 00:27:56,793
How was that?
619
00:27:57,896 --> 00:27:59,034
-Yeah?
-Yeah, I can tell.
620
00:28:04,965 --> 00:28:06,413
Alright, hustle.
621
00:28:12,068 --> 00:28:15,275
Yeah!
Back to civilisation!
622
00:28:22,931 --> 00:28:24,931
I can't wait
for a shower!
623
00:28:25,034 --> 00:28:26,000
Shower!
624
00:28:26,103 --> 00:28:27,172
Oh, my God.
I'm disgusting.
625
00:28:27,275 --> 00:28:28,241
Clean clothes!
626
00:28:29,172 --> 00:28:30,068
Home time.
627
00:28:30,172 --> 00:28:32,000
Oh! Thank you.
628
00:28:32,103 --> 00:28:35,448
Charlotte nailed the idea
of a camping trip.
629
00:28:35,551 --> 00:28:37,172
The family's back together,
630
00:28:37,275 --> 00:28:41,034
and I'm feeling like
we're united as one.
631
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:43,344
Yay! Let's keep it that way.
632
00:28:47,034 --> 00:28:48,620
We're home, we're refreshed.
633
00:28:48,724 --> 00:28:50,103
We're ready to go again.
634
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:58,068
The word on the street is that
jelly wrestling is happening
635
00:28:58,172 --> 00:28:59,310
at Gilligan's tonight!
636
00:28:59,413 --> 00:29:00,551
Cheers!
637
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:02,000
Here's to jelly wrestling,
watching the girls go at it.
638
00:29:05,137 --> 00:29:07,517
From bush doof
to wrestling in slime.
639
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,689
'Cause why the hell not?
640
00:29:08,793 --> 00:29:10,310
Jelly wrestling, so...
641
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,103
Yeah.
642
00:29:18,206 --> 00:29:19,620
I love jelly wrestling.
643
00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:21,275
I've done jelly wrestling
before.
644
00:29:21,379 --> 00:29:22,379
I always win.
645
00:29:22,482 --> 00:29:23,482
And I feel like
646
00:29:23,586 --> 00:29:25,724
it will definitely
get my mind off everything.
647
00:29:25,827 --> 00:29:29,551
This is a perfect example
of size doesn't matter.
648
00:29:29,655 --> 00:29:30,965
Ever since last night,
649
00:29:31,068 --> 00:29:33,206
I can see Lexie's head
is all over the place.
650
00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:34,517
She's scrambled.
651
00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,965
She needs to do herself a
favour and get it off her
chest.
652
00:29:38,137 --> 00:29:39,862
Oi, you fucker!
653
00:29:39,965 --> 00:29:41,655
Your tit's out.
654
00:29:41,758 --> 00:29:45,689
I really wanted to ask Tom
how he feels now.
655
00:29:45,793 --> 00:29:46,931
Every time I have a
conversation
656
00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:48,620
he's very, like, sweet talk.
657
00:29:48,724 --> 00:29:50,551
'Cause in those moments, like,
658
00:29:50,655 --> 00:29:52,344
I'm like,
"Yeah, like, it's mutual."
659
00:29:52,448 --> 00:29:53,862
Like, I'm like...I like...
660
00:29:53,965 --> 00:29:55,379
Like, "I am attracted to you
as well.
661
00:29:55,482 --> 00:29:57,965
And then...and then,
I'm not even taking the piss,
662
00:29:58,068 --> 00:30:02,758
2.4 seconds later,
he's, like, all over Lily.
663
00:30:02,862 --> 00:30:04,965
And I'm like, "Do you actually
mean what you say?"
664
00:30:05,068 --> 00:30:05,931
Yeah.
665
00:30:06,034 --> 00:30:08,241
He might be
saying something to you,
666
00:30:08,344 --> 00:30:10,482
but whose bed is he in
every night?
667
00:30:13,482 --> 00:30:15,068
That speaks volumes, doesn't
it?
668
00:30:15,172 --> 00:30:17,034
I would love
to talk to Lily.
669
00:30:17,137 --> 00:30:18,482
Like, I want to talk to her,
670
00:30:18,586 --> 00:30:21,034
but at the same time,
she says she doesn't care.
671
00:30:21,137 --> 00:30:22,827
So I'm like, I don't want
to, like, piss her off.
672
00:30:22,931 --> 00:30:24,965
Her actions
are saying otherwise, but.
673
00:30:25,068 --> 00:30:26,413
-That's how I feel.
-Yeah.
674
00:30:28,413 --> 00:30:30,068
You know, you wanna
pursue what you wanna pursue,
675
00:30:30,172 --> 00:30:32,034
but, like, you don't
wanna be treading,
676
00:30:32,137 --> 00:30:34,724
like, on toes or anything
like that either.
677
00:30:36,724 --> 00:30:37,862
Ah, shit!
678
00:30:37,965 --> 00:30:40,068
I kind of want to hide
under the make-up table.
679
00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:44,551
Hey, babe. How are you?
680
00:30:44,655 --> 00:30:45,724
Hey.
681
00:30:47,344 --> 00:30:50,758
We're just talking about, um,
the Tom situation.
682
00:30:50,862 --> 00:30:52,896
Why is this
even a situation?
683
00:30:54,344 --> 00:30:56,793
Lexie's entitled to do
whatever she wants to do.
684
00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:58,827
But if I were Lexie,
685
00:30:58,931 --> 00:31:00,482
I'd be having
a discussion with Lily
686
00:31:00,586 --> 00:31:03,482
and telling her exactly
where my head's at with Tom.
687
00:31:03,586 --> 00:31:05,137
It's girl code. Simple.
688
00:31:05,241 --> 00:31:06,379
I obviously, like,
689
00:31:06,482 --> 00:31:08,724
want to talk about it with you
here and stuff and stuff.
690
00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:11,413
But I also don't want to piss
you off for bringing it up.
691
00:31:11,517 --> 00:31:13,034
I feel almost embarrassed
692
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:14,827
because he wants to do
all these things,
693
00:31:14,931 --> 00:31:18,965
and then literally
2.2 seconds later
694
00:31:19,068 --> 00:31:21,931
he's, like, all over you and
then he's off sleeping with
you.
695
00:31:22,034 --> 00:31:23,172
And I'm kind of just like,
696
00:31:23,275 --> 00:31:24,862
I don't care that you guys
are doing that,
697
00:31:24,965 --> 00:31:26,482
that's completely like,
I don't care,
698
00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:27,862
but don't tell me those things.
699
00:31:27,965 --> 00:31:29,689
Like, I'm genuinely
so offput by it.
700
00:31:29,793 --> 00:31:31,482
There's a pattern
here.
701
00:31:31,586 --> 00:31:33,137
Tom's a bit of a sweet talker.
702
00:31:33,241 --> 00:31:34,413
But underneath it,
703
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:37,103
he's not trustworthy and
she needs to listen to her gut.
704
00:31:37,206 --> 00:31:38,517
I feel like he...
705
00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:40,103
I'm the same on the outside.
706
00:31:40,206 --> 00:31:42,103
I will tell people
what they want to hear,
707
00:31:42,206 --> 00:31:43,241
just to keep 'em around.
708
00:31:43,344 --> 00:31:44,482
Yeah. Mm-hm.
709
00:31:44,586 --> 00:31:48,310
Like, I feel like
if it's like that, I'm like,
710
00:31:48,413 --> 00:31:50,379
I don't want him
to think that he can...
711
00:31:50,482 --> 00:31:52,482
Just fucking do
whatever he wants?
712
00:31:53,689 --> 00:31:56,379
It seems...it seems so fishy.
I don't like it.
713
00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:58,137
Yeah, 'cause he knows...
He's very sneaky with it.
714
00:31:58,241 --> 00:32:02,241
It's pretty clear that
Tom is sweet-talking Lexie.
715
00:32:02,344 --> 00:32:05,241
Lily's clearly getting upset.
716
00:32:05,344 --> 00:32:08,241
Like, it's just like, to the
point where I'm like, "OK.
717
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:09,448
"Where is this going now?"
718
00:32:09,551 --> 00:32:10,517
Well, that's why I'm like...
719
00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:12,172
'Cause I feel like
it's just going in circles.
720
00:32:12,275 --> 00:32:13,344
I agree.
721
00:32:13,448 --> 00:32:14,793
But, like, it's just annoying
that every day, like,
722
00:32:14,896 --> 00:32:16,206
he'll make
little comments like that,
723
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,758
but it's like,
doesn't actually show it.
724
00:32:17,862 --> 00:32:21,482
Lily is very
territorial in nature.
725
00:32:21,586 --> 00:32:22,689
I understand.
726
00:32:22,793 --> 00:32:25,275
I'm territorial as well.
727
00:32:25,379 --> 00:32:27,482
Loyalty is a big thing.
728
00:32:27,586 --> 00:32:30,482
So if Tom
does want to go for Lexie,
729
00:32:30,586 --> 00:32:32,896
Lily is not having it.
730
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,724
Simply not having it.
731
00:32:36,896 --> 00:32:38,931
This is giving
"I'm a man."
732
00:32:43,724 --> 00:32:45,172
Come with me right now.
733
00:32:47,241 --> 00:32:48,482
And I find out he's two-timing
734
00:32:48,586 --> 00:32:50,241
or fucking trying to get
735
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:52,275
in a fucking little
situationship with Lexie
736
00:32:52,379 --> 00:32:53,689
and I'm on the side,
737
00:32:53,793 --> 00:32:55,482
he's gonna fucking know about
it, end of fucking story.
738
00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,931
I just walked upstairs, right.
739
00:33:00,034 --> 00:33:02,724
Lexie was talking about
me and you again.
740
00:33:03,862 --> 00:33:06,068
And she's not liking
741
00:33:06,172 --> 00:33:09,137
how you're saying
all this stuff to her,
742
00:33:09,241 --> 00:33:10,689
but then you're not proving it.
743
00:33:10,793 --> 00:33:11,793
From what she's saying,
744
00:33:11,896 --> 00:33:13,068
she obviously
wants to pursue it.
745
00:33:13,172 --> 00:33:15,137
I don't give a fuck
for this drama.
746
00:33:15,241 --> 00:33:16,482
Why would I? I don't care.
747
00:33:16,586 --> 00:33:18,068
I'm here to have fun, I'm here
to meet people like Lex.
748
00:33:18,172 --> 00:33:19,620
I'm here to meet people
like Lily.
749
00:33:20,689 --> 00:33:21,793
That's what I'm here for.
750
00:33:21,896 --> 00:33:23,344
You pull me aside
for petty drama,
751
00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:24,620
I don't fucking care.
752
00:33:24,724 --> 00:33:25,896
Well,
sort your fucking shit out.
753
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,310
Because now I'm getting
involved and it's pissing me
off
754
00:33:27,413 --> 00:33:28,379
and it's gonna make me off you.
755
00:33:28,482 --> 00:33:29,827
I'm not lying.
756
00:33:29,931 --> 00:33:32,068
Like, it's getting
ridiculous, Tom.
757
00:33:32,172 --> 00:33:34,034
You need to fucking pull your
head in and fuckin'...
758
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,448
Pull my head in?
What the fuck have I done?
759
00:33:35,551 --> 00:33:37,620
Just say something.
If it's getting to a point...
760
00:33:40,275 --> 00:33:41,620
It will be fine.
761
00:33:41,724 --> 00:33:44,379
Why is Lexie saying
that Tom's going to her,
762
00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:47,000
like, "Stay back for a drink,"
like...
763
00:33:47,103 --> 00:33:49,241
But then as soon as I ask Tom,
764
00:33:49,344 --> 00:33:50,551
he shuts it down.
765
00:33:50,655 --> 00:33:52,655
Right now, I feel like I'm
in the middle of both of you.
766
00:33:52,758 --> 00:33:54,137
Do you not understand
how that makes me feel?
767
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,448
I understand that.
But it's not about you.
768
00:33:56,551 --> 00:33:58,103
I don't know
if I'm getting mugged off.
769
00:33:58,206 --> 00:33:59,758
Stop worrying about that.
770
00:33:59,862 --> 00:34:03,068
I really am getting
really short-stringed with Tom.
771
00:34:03,172 --> 00:34:05,448
I feel like he's hiding things.
772
00:34:05,551 --> 00:34:07,310
But I'm just gonna say it
right now, Tom...
773
00:34:08,551 --> 00:34:09,965
..I know how this game works.
774
00:34:10,068 --> 00:34:12,000
I know how you work.
It's so fucking obvious.
775
00:34:12,103 --> 00:34:14,206
I am the same on the outside.
776
00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:16,068
Who doesn't want women
around them?
777
00:34:16,172 --> 00:34:17,689
You're feeding off it.
778
00:34:17,793 --> 00:34:20,000
And I know you are.
I can tell 'cause you love it.
779
00:34:22,448 --> 00:34:23,758
Oi, don't...
780
00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:25,931
My intuition right now,
781
00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:27,206
deep down inside,
782
00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:28,896
I don't think Tom
is telling the truth.
783
00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:32,206
There's a bit of tension.
784
00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:34,517
Let's get over it and have fun.
785
00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:35,551
Jelly wrestling -
786
00:34:35,655 --> 00:34:37,482
that's what we're doing tonight
at Gilligan's.
787
00:34:37,586 --> 00:34:39,034
Let's get into it.
788
00:34:39,137 --> 00:34:41,206
Please be
good-looking girls there.
789
00:34:44,344 --> 00:34:45,896
I'm looking forward
to the girls, you know.
790
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,068
They're gonna have
their titties out as per usual.
791
00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:50,896
I wonder who is going to be
the most feisty tonight?
792
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,103
I'm probably
putting my money on Lily.
793
00:34:53,206 --> 00:34:55,137
Make some fucking noise!
794
00:34:59,448 --> 00:35:01,172
You ready to go?
795
00:35:01,275 --> 00:35:05,172
You guys have to try take the
ankle strap off each other.
796
00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:08,827
Three, two, one.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
797
00:35:15,931 --> 00:35:18,275
This is jelly
wrestling, not jelly kissing.
798
00:35:18,379 --> 00:35:20,310
It looks like we're about
to start a porno in here.
799
00:35:20,413 --> 00:35:22,000
Come on!
800
00:35:30,206 --> 00:35:31,931
Make some noise!
801
00:35:34,448 --> 00:35:35,793
The final round,
802
00:35:35,896 --> 00:35:37,931
Lily versus Lexie,
803
00:35:38,034 --> 00:35:40,379
the round
that everybody wanted to see.
804
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:42,620
Ding, ding!
805
00:35:43,965 --> 00:35:46,068
I'm the fucking queen
of jelly wrestling.
806
00:35:46,172 --> 00:35:47,344
I'm going to win, easy.
807
00:35:47,448 --> 00:35:49,344
It's not that hard. She's tiny.
808
00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:51,793
I'm nearly six foot
compared to her.
809
00:35:52,310 --> 00:35:54,965
Here we go.
Get ready for it. Come on!
810
00:35:55,068 --> 00:35:57,551
Look, I might be tiny,
811
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,275
but I'm fucking mighty
812
00:35:59,379 --> 00:36:00,758
and you do not for a second
813
00:36:00,862 --> 00:36:02,275
get to underestimate me.
814
00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:06,655
Fuck me sideways.
815
00:36:06,758 --> 00:36:08,379
It doesn't get better than
this.
816
00:36:08,482 --> 00:36:09,620
I fucking love it.
817
00:36:13,482 --> 00:36:15,344
I think Tom is
secretly, like, sitting there,
818
00:36:15,448 --> 00:36:16,896
probably having
a little wank off
819
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,724
with, you know,
two girls fighting over him.
820
00:36:26,586 --> 00:36:28,275
I won jelly wrestling!
821
00:36:28,379 --> 00:36:31,068
Me, yep,
Lily won jelly wrestling.
822
00:36:31,172 --> 00:36:33,275
I told you, I'm a professional.
823
00:36:33,379 --> 00:36:34,586
I always win.
824
00:36:34,689 --> 00:36:36,758
Oh, good job, girls.
That was a fucking...
825
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,000
That was a fucking good show.
826
00:36:53,241 --> 00:36:55,034
Con and I
are hot and cold.
827
00:36:55,137 --> 00:36:57,103
Right now, we're hot.
828
00:36:58,137 --> 00:37:00,241
He just makes me feel seen,
829
00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:02,310
which I love.
830
00:37:02,413 --> 00:37:04,034
I want you to
play with me tonight.
831
00:37:04,137 --> 00:37:05,965
I want you to touch me.
832
00:37:11,482 --> 00:37:13,241
I'm loving life.
833
00:37:16,137 --> 00:37:17,310
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
834
00:37:18,724 --> 00:37:19,793
The time's come.
835
00:37:19,896 --> 00:37:22,827
I want to gauge
if Tom still feels
836
00:37:22,931 --> 00:37:24,793
the same way
as he felt a few days ago
837
00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:26,551
and it's time for me and him
to have a chat.
838
00:38:11,896 --> 00:38:15,103
In the corner of my eye
I see Lexie and Tom chatting.
839
00:38:15,206 --> 00:38:17,034
What the fuck is happening
right behind us?
840
00:38:19,448 --> 00:38:21,620
And I can already feel Lily.
841
00:38:21,724 --> 00:38:24,034
She ain't gonna be happy
about this.
842
00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:26,793
But I'm not letting it
ruin my night, cunt.
843
00:38:26,896 --> 00:38:28,034
I know.
844
00:38:29,689 --> 00:38:32,172
-Let's go.
845
00:38:33,551 --> 00:38:34,862
I think Lily's really upset
846
00:38:34,965 --> 00:38:37,000
because she clearly
cares for Tom.
847
00:38:37,103 --> 00:38:39,896
And as much as she wants to say
that she doesn't have feelings,
848
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,724
there's feelings.
849
00:38:56,275 --> 00:38:57,758
Lily has a terrible poker face.
850
00:38:57,862 --> 00:38:59,344
Tom and Lexie having this chat
851
00:38:59,448 --> 00:39:01,000
is clearly getting to her.
852
00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:02,965
She's trying to
hide her emotions,
853
00:39:03,068 --> 00:39:04,896
but it's written
all over her face.
854
00:39:11,310 --> 00:39:13,103
My brain's going
100 miles an hour right now,
855
00:39:13,206 --> 00:39:15,793
and I feel like I'm just
watching it all play out.
856
00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:19,827
And I'm watching
my feelings get played with.
857
00:39:37,655 --> 00:39:39,689
I've hit a bit of a roadblock.
858
00:39:43,896 --> 00:39:46,034
I am so fucking
attracted to Lexie.
859
00:39:46,137 --> 00:39:49,068
But I'll only sleep
with one girl at a time.
860
00:39:55,034 --> 00:39:56,310
So now it's either
861
00:39:56,413 --> 00:39:58,482
keep the friends with benefits
going with Lily
862
00:39:58,586 --> 00:40:01,137
or end that
and pursue things with Lexie.
863
00:40:02,172 --> 00:40:04,275
But Lily is a bit of
a freak in the sheets.
864
00:40:04,379 --> 00:40:06,896
So I don't know if I can
just walk away from that.
865
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Yeah, I'm torn.
866
00:40:12,655 --> 00:40:14,758
If looks could fucking kill
right now.
867
00:40:18,068 --> 00:40:19,724
Don't come and dance
with me.
868
00:40:19,827 --> 00:40:21,931
Don't try,
"What's up? What's wrong?"
869
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,931
Are you serious?
870
00:40:30,758 --> 00:40:32,000
Fuckin' hell.
871
00:40:33,655 --> 00:40:35,724
Lily is giving me nothing,
872
00:40:35,827 --> 00:40:38,551
and I'm over
this bullshit drama.
873
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,965
I cannot be fucked
with this shit anymore.
874
00:40:58,068 --> 00:41:00,344
I'm here to have fun
and I'm here to let loose.
875
00:41:08,724 --> 00:41:11,137
Not to be made to feel like
shit
876
00:41:11,241 --> 00:41:12,827
for doing exactly that.
877
00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:27,275
Alright, here we go.
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
878
00:41:27,379 --> 00:41:31,379
Let me take a whiz. Maybe I can
wee out all how I feel.
879
00:41:33,137 --> 00:41:34,827
Oh, chippies!
880
00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:38,000
Oh! I love some...
881
00:41:38,103 --> 00:41:39,758
I love some...
882
00:41:43,689 --> 00:41:45,344
-It's too dry.
-Do you want to talk?
883
00:41:48,034 --> 00:41:49,137
Do you want to talk or not?
884
00:41:52,931 --> 00:41:54,137
Lily and Tom,
885
00:41:54,241 --> 00:41:56,137
oh, there's something off
about them right now.
886
00:41:56,241 --> 00:41:57,551
This is the first night
887
00:41:57,655 --> 00:41:59,068
that they aren't
all over each other,
888
00:41:59,172 --> 00:42:01,275
going straight to the shag pad.
889
00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:08,413
Oh! I don't know
what's gonna happen.
890
00:42:10,206 --> 00:42:12,827
If you're going to crack onto
her, just fucking tell me.
891
00:42:13,896 --> 00:42:15,068
Lil...
892
00:42:17,482 --> 00:42:19,344
I just don't like this.
893
00:42:19,448 --> 00:42:20,620
Don't like what?
894
00:42:20,724 --> 00:42:23,034
I have told you
I don't like drama
895
00:42:23,137 --> 00:42:25,206
because I don't like
putting my energy into this
896
00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:27,241
when I can put my energy
into other things.
897
00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:28,827
I'm sick of everything that's
going on in the background.
898
00:42:28,931 --> 00:42:30,137
I just want to pull away.
899
00:42:30,241 --> 00:42:31,448
So I think Lily and I
900
00:42:31,551 --> 00:42:33,206
just need to pump the brakes
on the sleeping together.
901
00:42:33,310 --> 00:42:35,172
I only want to be friends
with her.
902
00:42:35,275 --> 00:42:36,551
No benefits.
903
00:42:37,896 --> 00:42:39,724
For me,
right now the situation is
904
00:42:39,827 --> 00:42:41,103
I want to pull away,
905
00:42:41,206 --> 00:42:43,551
because if someone tries
to fucking crack onto me,
906
00:42:43,655 --> 00:42:45,862
anyone in this house,
or crack onto you,
907
00:42:45,965 --> 00:42:47,758
there's no drama because
there's no feelings with us.
908
00:42:47,862 --> 00:42:48,758
We're friends.
909
00:42:48,862 --> 00:42:50,241
We said from the start
910
00:42:50,344 --> 00:42:52,068
that there's
no emotions involved.
911
00:42:52,172 --> 00:42:55,517
We should be allowed to pursue
other people if we want to.
912
00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:57,068
We're not chained to each
other.
913
00:42:57,172 --> 00:42:58,551
Has she said,
"Stop fucking her"?
914
00:42:58,655 --> 00:43:00,379
No, she has not.
915
00:43:00,482 --> 00:43:01,896
But what I'm saying is
916
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,068
I'll put my energy
into us being friends.
917
00:43:04,172 --> 00:43:05,620
And that's what I want.
918
00:43:05,724 --> 00:43:07,000
I want our friendship to
remain.
919
00:43:07,103 --> 00:43:10,103
Everything else, whatever.
920
00:43:10,206 --> 00:43:11,689
Like, I'm literally shocked
921
00:43:11,793 --> 00:43:14,896
that every single time
he tells me, it's fine,
922
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,448
and now all of a sudden,
now it's not.
923
00:43:17,551 --> 00:43:18,620
Go have fun.
924
00:43:18,724 --> 00:43:20,000
Do what you got to fucking do.
925
00:43:20,103 --> 00:43:24,172
I'm not making myself
feel stupid, look stupid,
926
00:43:24,275 --> 00:43:27,379
over a boy who doesn't give
a fuck, at the end of the day.
927
00:43:28,655 --> 00:43:29,896
Now I'm hurt.
928
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,551
Now I'm angry.
929
00:43:31,655 --> 00:43:32,758
They can have each other.
930
00:43:33,896 --> 00:43:35,034
I'm done.
931
00:43:37,689 --> 00:43:40,379
Tom and Lexie haven't
even waited five minutes
932
00:43:40,482 --> 00:43:42,103
and they are already
getting on it.
933
00:43:45,482 --> 00:43:47,206
If I was
in Tom's position
934
00:43:47,310 --> 00:43:51,034
and Lily had just caught me
on a date with another girl,
935
00:43:51,137 --> 00:43:53,965
I would be on a plane so fast
936
00:43:54,068 --> 00:43:56,137
you didn't even see me go.
937
00:43:57,931 --> 00:43:59,137
Whoo!
938
00:44:00,896 --> 00:44:01,931
I'm done.
939
00:44:02,034 --> 00:44:05,000
I can't be fucked anymore.
This is fucking stupid.
940
00:44:05,103 --> 00:44:07,034
I'm fucking done with this
shit.
941
00:44:07,137 --> 00:44:08,965
Fuckin', I just
can't do it anymore.
942
00:44:09,068 --> 00:44:10,482
This is one of the most
fucked up things
943
00:44:10,586 --> 00:44:11,689
I've ever been a part of.
944
00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:14,793
I'm so drunk
that I'm embarrassed.
945
00:44:14,896 --> 00:44:17,103
-Don't be embarrassed, cunt.
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