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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,655 --> 00:00:10,948 - Billie? - Whoa! 2 00:00:12,742 --> 00:00:15,244 Oh, Milo! I thought you were your dad. 3 00:00:15,411 --> 00:00:17,329 I get it. I'm wearing his aftershave. 4 00:00:19,165 --> 00:00:20,166 Why are you hiding? 5 00:00:20,249 --> 00:00:21,852 We gotta get ready for the Fall Fest parade. 6 00:00:21,876 --> 00:00:25,171 I know, but I've kind of, sort of, been blowing off my wizard homework 7 00:00:25,254 --> 00:00:27,423 for the past few weeks, and if your dad finds me, 8 00:00:27,506 --> 00:00:28,984 he's gonna make me stay home and do it. 9 00:00:29,008 --> 00:00:30,092 He's the principal, Billie. 10 00:00:30,176 --> 00:00:32,261 Making sure kids do homework is all he has. 11 00:00:33,471 --> 00:00:37,349 Yeah, but I wanna be doing spells, not reading them. It's so boring! 12 00:00:37,725 --> 00:00:39,935 - Billie? - Oh, flarf, here he comes. 13 00:00:40,436 --> 00:00:42,938 Hey, bud, have you seen... Milo, are you dusting? 14 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:45,941 Apparently, I am! 15 00:00:47,818 --> 00:00:50,446 I'd be jealous if I wasn't so proud. 16 00:00:50,529 --> 00:00:51,781 If you see Billie, let me know. 17 00:00:53,199 --> 00:00:56,535 That was close. I am not missing this parade. 18 00:00:56,619 --> 00:00:58,746 Roman promised me I could ride on the school float. 19 00:00:58,871 --> 00:01:00,206 That's what you're excited about? 20 00:01:00,289 --> 00:01:01,791 Not the candy? Or the marching bands? 21 00:01:01,874 --> 00:01:03,542 Or the candy? Did I mention the candy? 22 00:01:05,294 --> 00:01:07,254 I've eaten tons of candy, 23 00:01:07,338 --> 00:01:09,215 but I've never ridden on a float before, 24 00:01:09,298 --> 00:01:10,338 and I've always wanted to. 25 00:01:10,549 --> 00:01:12,510 For a wizard, you've got a really low bar. 26 00:01:14,261 --> 00:01:16,388 Has anyone seen our blowtorch? 27 00:01:18,057 --> 00:01:19,266 We don't have a blowtorch. 28 00:01:19,391 --> 00:01:22,186 Fine. I guess I'll just have to finish my float with a glue gun 29 00:01:22,269 --> 00:01:23,312 like an amateur. 30 00:01:24,563 --> 00:01:26,148 You haven't finished the float? 31 00:01:26,273 --> 00:01:28,609 No, and I don't need any more pressure! 32 00:01:28,818 --> 00:01:30,903 If our school float's gonna beat Potter Middle, 33 00:01:30,986 --> 00:01:32,738 I need a clear mind. 34 00:01:33,864 --> 00:01:35,074 And a blowtorch! 35 00:01:36,617 --> 00:01:37,993 Billie, where are you? 36 00:01:40,746 --> 00:01:42,248 Milo, are you mopping now? 37 00:01:43,874 --> 00:01:46,085 If that's what this thing is for, then yes! 38 00:01:47,378 --> 00:01:48,712 Maybe Billie's in the lair. 39 00:01:53,175 --> 00:01:55,344 That was close. 40 00:01:56,011 --> 00:01:57,304 Billie? Is that you? 41 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:58,430 Dang it! 42 00:02:00,391 --> 00:02:01,559 This is ridiculous. 43 00:02:02,226 --> 00:02:04,270 I'm just gonna help you clean until she shows up. 44 00:02:06,021 --> 00:02:08,691 Yeah, I'll go do the upstairs toilet with this bad boy. 45 00:02:10,025 --> 00:02:11,360 Okay, I'll do my homework! 46 00:02:11,443 --> 00:02:12,987 I don't know how you figured me out. 47 00:02:13,237 --> 00:02:16,824 Oh, I'm just that good. Nothing gets by me. 48 00:02:20,244 --> 00:02:22,496 - You didn't know it was her, did you? - No clue. 49 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:29,253 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 50 00:02:29,336 --> 00:02:31,088 ♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 51 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:33,007 ♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 52 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:36,010 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 53 00:02:36,093 --> 00:02:40,639 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 54 00:02:40,723 --> 00:02:42,766 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 55 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:45,769 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 56 00:02:46,187 --> 00:02:47,354 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 57 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,240 ♪ What it seems ♪ 58 00:02:51,442 --> 00:02:54,653 You were gonna sneak off to the parade and just leave your wizard homework? 59 00:02:54,778 --> 00:02:56,739 I'm pretty sure it doesn't wanna go. 60 00:02:58,115 --> 00:02:59,325 Come on, Justin, please. 61 00:02:59,408 --> 00:03:01,160 I've never ridden on a float before! 62 00:03:01,285 --> 00:03:02,512 Well, you should've thought of that 63 00:03:02,536 --> 00:03:04,246 before you decided not to do your homework! 64 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:05,539 If I'm gonna train you, 65 00:03:05,623 --> 00:03:07,166 you need to do the reading I assign. 66 00:03:07,291 --> 00:03:09,084 Well, how do you know I didn't already do it? 67 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:13,005 Turn to a spell. Try, I don't know, page ten. 68 00:03:13,088 --> 00:03:14,089 Okay. 69 00:03:19,428 --> 00:03:20,846 Let go! 70 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:26,435 Okay, well, there you have it. 71 00:03:26,518 --> 00:03:28,646 That's the reason I haven't done my homework. 72 00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:29,813 This book's broke. 73 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:33,734 No, it's enchanted. That's Alex's old spell book. 74 00:03:33,817 --> 00:03:36,070 You can't turn a page unless you actually read it. 75 00:03:36,153 --> 00:03:38,590 It's the only teaching method my dad found to get Alex to study. 76 00:03:38,614 --> 00:03:40,699 But you learn spells by doing them! 77 00:03:40,824 --> 00:03:42,618 No, you learn spells by reading them! 78 00:03:42,743 --> 00:03:45,329 No. This book's so basic! 79 00:03:45,412 --> 00:03:48,374 I mean, spells, "Abracadabra" to "Zigzag Zippers." 80 00:03:48,499 --> 00:03:49,833 Who needs help with zippers? 81 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:51,686 Clearly, you've never been trapped in a sleeping bag. 82 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:52,920 Clearly, you have! 83 00:03:54,463 --> 00:03:56,257 Look, what kind of teacher would I be 84 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:59,260 if I taught you the advanced stuff when you haven't mastered the basics? 85 00:03:59,510 --> 00:04:00,803 The cool kind? 86 00:04:01,470 --> 00:04:03,430 Look, if you wanna go to the parade, 87 00:04:03,555 --> 00:04:06,725 read the book and complete each quiz after the chapters, 88 00:04:07,017 --> 00:04:08,769 like you should've been doing all along. 89 00:04:08,936 --> 00:04:09,937 Fine. 90 00:04:12,982 --> 00:04:15,317 Okay, Billie. You're getting on that float. 91 00:04:15,776 --> 00:04:16,777 I can do this. 92 00:04:17,278 --> 00:04:21,323 Oh, I can't do this. I mean, what are these spells? 93 00:04:21,448 --> 00:04:23,534 "As we go slow, slow, slow." 94 00:04:23,951 --> 00:04:25,995 There's no way Alex read this whole thing. 95 00:04:28,163 --> 00:04:29,164 Hm? 96 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:34,461 "The Spellp-Line. We're here to spellp! Just call 'spellp.'" 97 00:04:35,713 --> 00:04:36,714 Huh? 98 00:04:38,090 --> 00:04:39,091 I could use some spellp. 99 00:04:47,641 --> 00:04:49,476 Hey. Hi. Hi! 100 00:04:50,811 --> 00:04:54,481 So, I asked for burnt orange, 101 00:04:54,732 --> 00:04:57,484 and this is clearly toasted tangerine. 102 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,361 Do it over. 103 00:05:01,447 --> 00:05:04,742 My design specifically called for angry eyes. 104 00:05:04,908 --> 00:05:07,244 These eyes are vexed at most. 105 00:05:07,328 --> 00:05:10,789 Wanna see angry eyes? Look at mine! Do it over. 106 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:14,168 People! 107 00:05:14,501 --> 00:05:17,379 This is the Fall Fest Middle School Float Competition! 108 00:05:17,504 --> 00:05:20,090 All of Staten Island and possibly some of New Jersey 109 00:05:20,174 --> 00:05:21,258 is gonna be at this parade. 110 00:05:21,508 --> 00:05:22,843 I need your A-game! 111 00:05:23,677 --> 00:05:26,805 Roman, relax. Aren't parades supposed to be fun? 112 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:28,766 Fun? You think I've been pasting 113 00:05:28,849 --> 00:05:31,810 a bunch of leaves to chicken wire for two weeks for fun? 114 00:05:32,061 --> 00:05:33,187 This is war. 115 00:05:33,312 --> 00:05:34,938 Potter Middle is not beating us again! 116 00:05:35,064 --> 00:05:36,065 They think they are. 117 00:05:36,148 --> 00:05:37,542 They already put up their victory banner 118 00:05:37,566 --> 00:05:39,151 at their victory party last week. 119 00:05:40,027 --> 00:05:42,738 Well, there won't be a victory party today. 120 00:05:42,821 --> 00:05:44,740 Yeah, 'cause they already had it, last week. 121 00:05:45,532 --> 00:05:47,659 Oh, no. I mean we're gonna win. 122 00:05:47,743 --> 00:05:49,203 The school chose my design, 123 00:05:49,286 --> 00:05:51,526 because they knew I could finally bring home that trophy. 124 00:05:51,914 --> 00:05:53,248 Everyone's counting on me. 125 00:05:53,624 --> 00:05:55,935 Love the passion, but the full committee thinks you're being, 126 00:05:55,959 --> 00:05:57,669 how do I put this nicely, 127 00:05:57,753 --> 00:05:59,046 a total jerkbag. 128 00:06:00,339 --> 00:06:01,465 That was putting it nicely? 129 00:06:01,548 --> 00:06:02,966 It was nicer than what they said. 130 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:08,263 People, I... 131 00:06:08,389 --> 00:06:10,766 I hear some of you feel that I've been too hard on you, 132 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:13,185 perhaps taking this rivalry too seriously. 133 00:06:13,685 --> 00:06:15,229 And to that, I say... 134 00:06:15,312 --> 00:06:17,564 If you don't like my methods, 135 00:06:17,773 --> 00:06:21,068 you can turn in your crepe paper and leave! 136 00:06:24,321 --> 00:06:26,824 In fairness, you never said how to turn in your crepe paper. 137 00:06:32,579 --> 00:06:33,747 Where am I? 138 00:06:33,914 --> 00:06:35,266 Welcome to the Spellp-Line, 139 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:38,794 the world's number one spell helpline for wizards. 140 00:06:38,877 --> 00:06:39,962 I'm Jerry. 141 00:06:42,798 --> 00:06:43,966 How may I spellp you? 142 00:06:45,175 --> 00:06:48,220 Man, you guys really went all in on this spellp thing. 143 00:06:48,303 --> 00:06:49,805 It was actually a typo, 144 00:06:49,888 --> 00:06:51,491 but we had already printed up the business card, 145 00:06:51,515 --> 00:06:52,599 so here we are. 146 00:06:53,851 --> 00:06:56,770 I need spellp... I mean help, finishing my... 147 00:06:56,854 --> 00:06:58,814 Ooh, wait, before I can spellp, 148 00:06:58,897 --> 00:07:01,692 I just need to read this Spellp-Line wiz-claimer. 149 00:07:01,775 --> 00:07:03,444 Ha! Here it is! 150 00:07:03,694 --> 00:07:06,280 "The Spellp-Line cannot assist with 151 00:07:06,363 --> 00:07:07,573 "the commission of a crime, 152 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:09,575 "the bribery of an elected official, 153 00:07:09,658 --> 00:07:12,244 "revenge on a loved one, revenge on a hated one, 154 00:07:12,327 --> 00:07:14,997 "and under no circumstances of any kind 155 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,374 "will we give you answers to homework." 156 00:07:19,251 --> 00:07:21,378 I am so glad they didn't make me memorize that. 157 00:07:22,629 --> 00:07:23,797 Now, how may I spellp you? 158 00:07:23,922 --> 00:07:26,008 Uh, not homework. 159 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:30,095 But I need help finishing some forms. 160 00:07:30,304 --> 00:07:31,638 A stack of forms 161 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:34,141 that an evil troll is forcing me to fill out 162 00:07:34,224 --> 00:07:35,684 to cross his bridge. 163 00:07:35,934 --> 00:07:37,311 You know how trolls are... 164 00:07:38,187 --> 00:07:39,688 always with the forms. 165 00:07:41,148 --> 00:07:42,774 Trolls do love forms. 166 00:07:42,941 --> 00:07:45,777 It really takes a troll on you. 167 00:07:45,861 --> 00:07:47,321 Get it? Troll? 168 00:07:47,988 --> 00:07:51,658 Okay, you know what? You need a completion spell. 169 00:07:57,289 --> 00:07:58,290 Okay, here we go. 170 00:07:58,373 --> 00:08:02,461 Uh, curing colds, curing cold cuts, colon cleanse. 171 00:08:02,586 --> 00:08:07,257 Ah! Completion! With this spell, you can complete any task. 172 00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:09,510 "By mystic powers of Earth and Sun, 173 00:08:09,593 --> 00:08:11,345 "let this task at once be done." 174 00:08:11,595 --> 00:08:14,264 Perfect. This is exactly what I need to finish my quizzes. 175 00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:17,726 Quizzes? I thought you were trying to cross a bridge. 176 00:08:17,809 --> 00:08:21,230 I, uh... Hey, is that an orc? 177 00:08:21,939 --> 00:08:22,981 What? Where? 178 00:08:24,441 --> 00:08:27,361 There's no... You... There... It's... Oh! 179 00:08:27,528 --> 00:08:30,405 Come on, Jerry! Oldest trick in the book. 180 00:08:34,952 --> 00:08:37,079 Hey, Justin. Here are the quizzes. 181 00:08:38,038 --> 00:08:40,541 Wow! You did them all? 182 00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:43,168 Yep, they're all completed. Completely. 183 00:08:44,378 --> 00:08:46,338 Well, I am impressed! 184 00:08:46,421 --> 00:08:48,924 I mean, look, I know that spell book can be a little boring. 185 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:51,468 Actually, I found something very interesting in it. 186 00:08:52,219 --> 00:08:53,762 I remember Alex saying that. 187 00:08:54,763 --> 00:08:56,908 Well, I'm gonna go see how Roman's float's coming along. 188 00:08:56,932 --> 00:08:58,392 Oh. And from now on, 189 00:08:58,475 --> 00:09:00,852 feel free to load me up with as much homework as you want. 190 00:09:00,978 --> 00:09:02,563 I remember me saying that! 191 00:09:04,898 --> 00:09:06,900 I gotta go. The station called. 192 00:09:07,025 --> 00:09:09,695 They want me to do a live remote from the Fall Fest. 193 00:09:09,778 --> 00:09:12,322 The Grand Marshal is turning 108 today. 194 00:09:12,406 --> 00:09:13,740 A hundred and eight? 195 00:09:13,824 --> 00:09:15,284 Doesn't he get shot out of a cannon? 196 00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:17,077 That's why it's news, Justin. 197 00:09:18,829 --> 00:09:20,455 I hate when they call me last minute. 198 00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:22,499 I haven't even had time to do my hair yet. 199 00:09:22,624 --> 00:09:24,418 Luckily, Armand said he could fit me in. 200 00:09:24,501 --> 00:09:26,420 You don't need Armand! 201 00:09:26,503 --> 00:09:28,255 I can do a little Salonus Uponus. 202 00:09:28,338 --> 00:09:30,841 Justin, you do spells, 203 00:09:30,924 --> 00:09:33,010 but Armand works magic! 204 00:09:36,221 --> 00:09:38,366 Yeah, he does. He's about to make 200 dollars disappear 205 00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:39,850 from our bank account. 206 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:51,111 I had to simplify my design after everyone abandoned me, 207 00:09:51,194 --> 00:09:53,572 but do you think anyone will notice? 208 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:54,948 Only if they look at it. 209 00:09:57,826 --> 00:09:59,328 Got all my homework done. 210 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:01,770 Now, it's time to ride the... Whoa. 211 00:10:03,957 --> 00:10:06,251 What happened? This thing is half finished. 212 00:10:06,335 --> 00:10:07,919 "Half" feels generous. 213 00:10:09,129 --> 00:10:11,590 Okay, fine, you're right. It's a total disaster. 214 00:10:11,673 --> 00:10:12,966 I let the whole school down. 215 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:15,344 No, Roman, don't give up. You can do this. 216 00:10:15,469 --> 00:10:16,909 Huh. That's surprisingly supportive. 217 00:10:16,970 --> 00:10:18,096 Well, I'm only saying it, 218 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,616 - 'cause I wanna ride on the float. - Oh. 219 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,142 But if you're feeling supported, that's good, too. 220 00:10:23,518 --> 00:10:26,688 - What is it with you and riding on floats? - What? They're cool and exciting! 221 00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:28,982 "Cool and exciting"? Do you know what a float is? 222 00:10:29,107 --> 00:10:30,484 I can tell you what a float isn't. 223 00:10:30,734 --> 00:10:32,611 That embarrassing pile of junk right there. 224 00:10:33,528 --> 00:10:34,905 I'm never gonna beat Potter now. 225 00:10:34,988 --> 00:10:36,114 I mean, you would, 226 00:10:36,239 --> 00:10:39,159 if only you knew a wizard who just learned a completion spell. 227 00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:41,912 Do I know a wizard who just learned a completion spell? 228 00:10:41,995 --> 00:10:43,121 Ah, luckily, you do. 229 00:10:43,246 --> 00:10:45,874 Oh. Is it Dad? Hey, Dad! 230 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,043 You got jokes. 231 00:10:49,086 --> 00:10:50,772 Do you want me to complete your float or not? 232 00:10:50,796 --> 00:10:52,214 Yes, please. 233 00:10:55,842 --> 00:10:57,636 "By mystic powers of Earth and Sun, 234 00:10:57,719 --> 00:10:59,096 "let this task at once be done." 235 00:11:01,431 --> 00:11:03,725 It's perfect! 236 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:05,394 It's just as I envisioned it! 237 00:11:05,727 --> 00:11:07,771 I mean, the orange could be a little more burnt. 238 00:11:07,854 --> 00:11:09,624 You know, I can give you the janky float back. 239 00:11:09,648 --> 00:11:11,688 No, no, no, no, I love it. I love it. To the parade! 240 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:24,621 Why aren't you helping me? 241 00:11:25,789 --> 00:11:28,583 This is so exciting! I'm about to ride on a float. 242 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:29,835 I can't wait to get up there. 243 00:11:30,293 --> 00:11:31,378 Up where? 244 00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:34,798 Are you getting on or what? 245 00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:38,719 What is happening? 246 00:11:41,304 --> 00:11:42,556 We're floating! 247 00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,850 Oh! Float! 248 00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:46,476 Now I get why you were so excited. 249 00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,437 What a fun mix-up! 250 00:11:49,521 --> 00:11:51,398 Not from where I'm dangling! 251 00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:56,111 Guys, I'm dangling! I am in a full dangle! 252 00:11:56,194 --> 00:11:57,195 Help! 253 00:12:08,331 --> 00:12:10,792 Billie, I just wanted you to finish my float. 254 00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:12,335 Why is it floating? 255 00:12:12,961 --> 00:12:14,421 Because floats float. 256 00:12:14,546 --> 00:12:15,866 That's why they're called floats. 257 00:12:15,964 --> 00:12:17,549 Not in the mortal world! 258 00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:21,386 Seriously? Then what's fun about a mortal parade? 259 00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:22,804 I told you. The candy! 260 00:12:24,306 --> 00:12:25,825 Of course, I should have seen this coming. 261 00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:28,143 You're a wizard. Floats float, followers follow. 262 00:12:28,268 --> 00:12:29,561 Really, this is my fault! 263 00:12:29,686 --> 00:12:31,646 Well, I mean, I wasn't gonna say it. 264 00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:36,485 Roman, know how you've been asking Dad to take you to the Statue of Liberty? 265 00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:38,487 - Yeah. - You can stop asking. 266 00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:43,950 - Isn't this fun? - Cool! 267 00:12:44,326 --> 00:12:46,536 It feels like I should drop a couple bucks down there. 268 00:12:47,746 --> 00:12:49,748 The Parks Department is critically underfunded. 269 00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:52,462 It feels wrong to be getting this view for free. 270 00:12:56,963 --> 00:12:59,716 Another gold star! Wow! 271 00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:02,844 Billie got perfect scores on all of her quizzes. 272 00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:04,721 Even I didn't do that when I was a student! 273 00:13:05,722 --> 00:13:08,003 Wait a minute. Even I didn't do that when I was a student. 274 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,520 The Spellp-Line? 275 00:13:12,437 --> 00:13:14,606 That's how Billie aced all of those quizzes! 276 00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:16,775 But they have a very strict "no homework" policy. 277 00:13:16,858 --> 00:13:18,360 What kind of spellper... 278 00:13:20,529 --> 00:13:23,156 - would be irresponsible enough to... - Justin! 279 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,827 - Dad! - Hey! 280 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:27,994 What are you doing here? 281 00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:30,247 Well, your mother took up tennis, 282 00:13:30,372 --> 00:13:32,082 and apparently, I'm not very good at it. 283 00:13:32,999 --> 00:13:34,876 And now, I'm here at the Spellp-Line. 284 00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:36,127 Why didn't you tell me? 285 00:13:36,211 --> 00:13:38,004 Well, I mean, when you left WizTech, 286 00:13:38,088 --> 00:13:40,257 we kind of stopped talking about wizard stuff. 287 00:13:40,549 --> 00:13:43,552 I know. I just... I was done with it... 288 00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:46,263 until a couple of weeks ago when... 289 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,223 - You got Alex'd. - I got Alex'd. 290 00:13:49,432 --> 00:13:51,309 I'm so glad you started teaching again. 291 00:13:51,393 --> 00:13:53,395 You're so good at it. How's it going? 292 00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:55,772 Well, that depends. 293 00:13:55,897 --> 00:13:57,524 Did a girl come in about this tall, 294 00:13:57,607 --> 00:13:59,109 cool clothes, sarcastic, 295 00:13:59,192 --> 00:14:00,902 but in a frustratingly likable sort of way? 296 00:14:00,986 --> 00:14:02,988 Yeah, she needed a completion spell 297 00:14:03,071 --> 00:14:05,365 to fill out a bunch of forms an evil troll gave her. 298 00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:07,868 That was Billie trying to get out of doing her homework. 299 00:14:07,951 --> 00:14:11,371 Well, if that was Billie, that makes you the evil troll. 300 00:14:12,539 --> 00:14:13,540 What are you laughing at? 301 00:14:13,623 --> 00:14:15,434 She tricked you into doing her homework for her. 302 00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:16,459 She's good. 303 00:14:17,794 --> 00:14:19,087 - That girl's good. - Yeah. 304 00:14:22,132 --> 00:14:24,175 I will admit the view is nice. 305 00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:27,721 But I do feel bad about flying through that flock of geese. 306 00:14:27,804 --> 00:14:31,099 As a rule, I don't like to disrupt the migratory patterns of waterfowl. 307 00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:33,184 That's your rule? 308 00:14:33,602 --> 00:14:35,812 To be fair, it hasn't been a problem until now. 309 00:14:37,731 --> 00:14:39,649 I can see why you wanted to do this so badly. 310 00:14:40,025 --> 00:14:42,861 You know, WizTech does a big parade every year. 311 00:14:42,944 --> 00:14:44,696 I was supposed to ride on my class float, 312 00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:46,239 but I got kicked out. 313 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:49,510 But I'm doing it now, and it's everything I thought it would be. 314 00:14:52,245 --> 00:14:54,247 Dang it! I missed again! 315 00:14:54,331 --> 00:14:55,832 You gave Milo water balloons? 316 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:57,396 They're terrible for the environment! 317 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,794 Relax, they're not water balloons. 318 00:14:59,878 --> 00:15:03,298 They're giant's tears. They're salty but harmless. 319 00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:05,592 Well, unless you're a freshwater mermaid. 320 00:15:07,135 --> 00:15:08,219 What are you trying to hit? 321 00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:10,180 Dad's car. 322 00:15:11,514 --> 00:15:16,561 Grand Marshal Jeffries, at 108 years old, I bet nothing surprises you anymore. 323 00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:19,814 Are you kidding me! 324 00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:23,944 Oh, man! I missed again! 325 00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:26,988 Uh, guys, I'm glad you're both having fun, 326 00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:28,907 but can we circle back to what's important? 327 00:15:29,115 --> 00:15:30,325 Beating Potter Middle. 328 00:15:31,326 --> 00:15:32,619 Roman, relax. 329 00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:34,913 You've got the only float that floats. 330 00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:36,289 You're totally gonna win. 331 00:15:36,373 --> 00:15:39,459 Yeah, but I'm not gonna win anything if I don't get this float on the ground. 332 00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:41,503 Can we land, please? 333 00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:42,796 Land? 334 00:15:44,297 --> 00:15:46,883 You do know how to land, right? 335 00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:50,011 I mean, there definitely is a way to. 336 00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:51,680 There has to be, right? 337 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:55,183 You're asking me? 338 00:15:55,850 --> 00:16:00,146 Uh... No, I'm sure there is one. I just don't know it. 339 00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:03,400 But I do know who to call for help. 340 00:16:03,483 --> 00:16:04,693 Or should I say "Spellp"? 341 00:16:04,776 --> 00:16:07,278 No, you should say "Help," 'cause help is what we need. 342 00:16:08,738 --> 00:16:10,058 How am I supposed to teach Billie 343 00:16:10,115 --> 00:16:11,574 if she insists on taking shortcuts? 344 00:16:11,658 --> 00:16:13,094 - Maybe you... - And she has the nerve to say 345 00:16:13,118 --> 00:16:14,661 that my teaching methods are boring! 346 00:16:14,744 --> 00:16:15,805 - I mean, if I... - Everyone knows 347 00:16:15,829 --> 00:16:17,682 that reading a spell book is the best way to learn. 348 00:16:17,706 --> 00:16:19,541 Maybe Billie isn't teachable! 349 00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:20,750 Maybe she can't get a word 350 00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:21,936 - in edge... - That can't be it! 351 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,337 Wise. "Edgewise" is the word I was trying to get in. 352 00:16:24,421 --> 00:16:25,505 Edgewise. 353 00:16:26,881 --> 00:16:29,551 Justin, sometimes it's not just the student. 354 00:16:29,884 --> 00:16:31,177 So, you think this is my fault? 355 00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:33,430 You think Alex was wrong to bring Billie here? 356 00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:35,974 No, I'm just saying maybe your methods aren't working. 357 00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:37,559 Great. 358 00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:40,937 Billie's the one slacking off, and I'm the bad teacher. Wow, Dad! 359 00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:43,398 I expected you of all people to back me up on this. 360 00:16:43,481 --> 00:16:44,566 Justin, wait! 361 00:16:59,664 --> 00:17:01,666 No one's answering! 362 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:04,335 So, no landing spell? What do we do now? 363 00:17:06,004 --> 00:17:07,464 Hey, isn't that the airport? 364 00:17:07,547 --> 00:17:10,008 Boy, if you could land, that would be the place to do it. 365 00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:14,179 We can't fly over the airport. That's restricted airspace! 366 00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:17,182 Roman, relax. It's not like we're in immediate danger. 367 00:17:17,348 --> 00:17:20,101 Uh, guys, that's a fighter jet. 368 00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:24,481 Okay, now we're in immediate danger. 369 00:17:31,446 --> 00:17:32,989 Um, maybe he can help us land. 370 00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:34,699 That's an F-22 Raptor. 371 00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:37,285 If he helps us land, it's gonna be in 100 pieces. 372 00:17:39,454 --> 00:17:40,455 I have an idea. 373 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:45,710 This is spells A to Z. 374 00:17:45,794 --> 00:17:47,396 There's got to be a landing spell in here. 375 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:49,214 Great. Flip to L and find it. 376 00:17:49,422 --> 00:17:51,049 Well, here's the funny part. 377 00:17:51,132 --> 00:17:53,718 You can't turn a page unless you actually read it. 378 00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:55,762 Why is that funny? 379 00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:58,098 Okay, it's not, but you know what is funny? 380 00:17:58,181 --> 00:18:00,183 I'd know the spell if I'd done my homework. 381 00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:02,560 Why is that funny? 382 00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:04,062 Uh, it's not funny right now, 383 00:18:04,145 --> 00:18:06,439 but it'll be hilarious if we survive. 384 00:18:06,564 --> 00:18:08,024 If we survive? 385 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,735 Billie, you find the spell. 386 00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:13,071 I'll toss some giant's tears to distract the jet. 387 00:18:13,154 --> 00:18:15,490 Roman, you panic and point out our mistakes! 388 00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:16,783 This is a terrible plan! 389 00:18:16,908 --> 00:18:18,243 Way to commit, Roman. 390 00:18:19,661 --> 00:18:20,870 All right, fly boy. 391 00:18:21,162 --> 00:18:23,665 Time to find out if those windshield wipers work. 392 00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:33,633 Justin! Ah, the lair looks good! Feels smaller. 393 00:18:35,009 --> 00:18:37,720 - What are you doing? - Taking back these gold stars! 394 00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:40,348 All right, it won't come off. Ah! 395 00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:42,290 I'm gonna draw a frowny face on it. 396 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,519 That will teach her, 'cause apparently, I can't. 397 00:18:44,727 --> 00:18:47,730 Hey, I didn't say that. You're a great teacher. 398 00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:50,233 Then what am I doing wrong, Dad? 399 00:18:50,358 --> 00:18:52,026 Every student learns differently. 400 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:55,530 You were easy. But with Alex, she had to learn by doing. 401 00:18:55,697 --> 00:18:57,157 Yeah, sure, she messed up, 402 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,242 but she never made the same mistake twice. 403 00:18:59,617 --> 00:19:00,869 - Dad. - Six times. 404 00:19:00,952 --> 00:19:02,328 - Dad! - Ten tops. 405 00:19:03,872 --> 00:19:05,957 But with Alex, mistakes were lessons. 406 00:19:06,499 --> 00:19:07,834 Maybe it's the same with Billie. 407 00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:09,627 Oh, it's definitely the same with Billie. 408 00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:13,089 Maybe making her read a boring old spell book 409 00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:14,507 wasn't the best way to teach her. 410 00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:15,925 Look at you learning 411 00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:17,736 from your mistakes. 412 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,554 Maybe you're more like Alex than you thought. 413 00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:20,763 You take that back! 414 00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:24,767 Look, you're gonna ease up on Billie a little bit. 415 00:19:24,851 --> 00:19:26,251 What's the worst that could happen? 416 00:19:27,729 --> 00:19:30,231 Guys, it is much harder to hit a fighter jet 417 00:19:30,315 --> 00:19:31,941 with water balls than I thought! 418 00:19:32,775 --> 00:19:34,819 Billie, we need the landing spell. 419 00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:36,380 Please tell me you're almost to the Ls. 420 00:19:36,404 --> 00:19:37,530 I'm not even close. 421 00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:40,241 This spell from the Ds will have to do. Okay. 422 00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:43,411 "What once was free to fly so bold, now let gravity again take hold." 423 00:19:45,371 --> 00:19:46,971 - What was that? - It's a dropping spell. 424 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,291 Did it work? 425 00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:57,091 I think it worked! 426 00:19:57,175 --> 00:19:58,843 We're gonna crash if we don't slow down! 427 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:02,305 I can't believe I'm actually using this baby spell! 428 00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:04,974 "As we go, slow, slow, slow!" 429 00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:13,733 I did it! I saved us! 430 00:20:20,365 --> 00:20:22,909 Guys, you are never gonna believe this. 431 00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:25,787 The landing spell is just "Land, land, land." 432 00:20:26,746 --> 00:20:28,581 Maybe that's the funny part! 433 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:31,084 None of this is funny. 434 00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:33,069 But it was kind of fun. 435 00:20:33,419 --> 00:20:35,046 On the bright side, we survived! 436 00:20:36,339 --> 00:20:37,632 We didn't all survive. 437 00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:40,802 I'm sorry your float got ruined, Roman. 438 00:20:40,927 --> 00:20:42,929 To be fair, I blame the language barrier. 439 00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:45,765 We speak the same language! 440 00:20:45,848 --> 00:20:47,016 Eh, do we, though? 441 00:20:48,685 --> 00:20:50,144 Look, it's not your fault. 442 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,373 If I hadn't been so obsessed with beating Potter, 443 00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:53,815 my committee wouldn't have quit. 444 00:20:54,065 --> 00:20:56,985 I guess I was being a bit of a jerkbag. 445 00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:58,528 You could apologize to them. 446 00:20:58,611 --> 00:21:00,171 Maybe they'd still help you rebuild it. 447 00:21:00,196 --> 00:21:01,239 Apologize? 448 00:21:01,364 --> 00:21:03,133 Can't we just bust out that completion spell again? 449 00:21:03,157 --> 00:21:05,285 - Roman. - Okay, fine, I'll apologize. 450 00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:07,370 Billie, you coming? 451 00:21:07,495 --> 00:21:09,163 Nah, I have some quizzes to take. 452 00:21:09,247 --> 00:21:10,927 I didn't read all those pages for nothing. 453 00:21:18,214 --> 00:21:19,632 Oh! Hey, Justin! 454 00:21:19,716 --> 00:21:21,634 And a stranger I've never seen before 455 00:21:21,718 --> 00:21:23,511 and who has definitely never seen me. 456 00:21:24,262 --> 00:21:26,222 I know you called the Spellp-Line, Billie. 457 00:21:26,347 --> 00:21:28,224 - This is my dad. - Oh, man! 458 00:21:28,349 --> 00:21:31,019 I should have really paid more attention to those family photos. 459 00:21:31,978 --> 00:21:33,178 Good to see you again, Billie. 460 00:21:33,521 --> 00:21:35,565 I'm sorry I tricked you into doing my homework. 461 00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:37,817 You'd be surprised how often that happens. 462 00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:41,863 And, Justin, about my homework. You were right! 463 00:21:41,988 --> 00:21:45,158 If I'm gonna be a great wizard, I need to take my homework seriously. 464 00:21:45,241 --> 00:21:46,409 And I'm sorry I didn't. 465 00:21:46,534 --> 00:21:49,078 So, I wanna take those quizzes for real this time. 466 00:21:49,203 --> 00:21:51,331 Really? Wow! 467 00:21:51,539 --> 00:21:54,125 That is a lot of personal growth for one afternoon. 468 00:21:56,085 --> 00:21:57,187 Should I ask her what happened? 469 00:21:57,211 --> 00:21:58,755 Just take the win, son. 470 00:22:03,676 --> 00:22:05,476 I can't believe your float beat Potter Middle, 471 00:22:05,553 --> 00:22:07,889 and all you had was a wagon full of badger parts. 472 00:22:08,598 --> 00:22:10,683 The judges said it was avant-garde. 473 00:22:10,892 --> 00:22:12,101 What does that even mean? 474 00:22:12,185 --> 00:22:14,562 It's French for... Who cares? I got the trophy! 475 00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:20,318 I'm proud of you, Billie. 476 00:22:20,401 --> 00:22:22,320 You earned this gold star this time. 477 00:22:23,946 --> 00:22:26,574 Gold star? What is this, Spell-o-mentary school? 478 00:22:26,699 --> 00:22:29,744 "Spell-o-mentary" 479 00:22:29,869 --> 00:22:31,496 I like her. 480 00:22:32,288 --> 00:22:33,456 - Grandpa! - Grandpa! 481 00:22:33,581 --> 00:22:35,833 Hey, guys! Oh! 482 00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:37,710 What are you doing here? 483 00:22:37,794 --> 00:22:39,253 He came to give us a little spellp. 484 00:22:39,379 --> 00:22:44,675 Oh! There is... Oh, Spellp-Line! I've been gone for hours! Uh... 485 00:22:44,842 --> 00:22:47,042 Do you think they'd fire you if you're just a volunteer? 486 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,472 Somebody open that mirror. I gotta go! 487 00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:53,768 Justin... 488 00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:56,938 I'm gonna take you up on that spell to do my hair. 489 00:22:57,063 --> 00:22:58,898 When I was doing my interview at the parade, 490 00:22:58,981 --> 00:23:01,317 some jabroni dropped a bunch of water on me. 491 00:23:02,819 --> 00:23:04,237 I'm gonna go wash the car. 492 00:23:04,404 --> 00:23:06,724 - I'm gonna mow the lawn! - I'm gonna start on my homework! 493 00:23:08,741 --> 00:23:10,827 Do I wanna know why they're being so good? 494 00:23:11,661 --> 00:23:13,913 A wise man once told me, "Take the win." 37155

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