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Hey, Roman, are you sleeping?
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Yes.
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Okay, cool.
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Hey, Roman?
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- What?
- Is the monster gone?
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We've talked
about this, okay?
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There is no monster!
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Why'd you scream? You scared me.
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I scared you?
Look, tha… that's it, okay?
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I'm too old to be living with
a kid who believes in monsters.
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Remember what Gladys
at the dry cleaners said?
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That's the most ketchup
she's ever cleaned out
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of a young man's pants?
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Exactly. "A young man."
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And a young man,
needs his own room.
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N… I'm talking to Mom and Dad.
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Well, that's new.
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Oh, hey, kid.
Is this the Russo house?
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What are you doing in my mirror?
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That's how we get places.
I'm a wizard.
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Where's your robe
and pointy hat?
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Let me clarify.
I'm a wizard with style.
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Billie, we can't go in that way.
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Wait! Who else is in there?
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Should I be changing
in the bathroom?
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- Okay, Milo.
- Roman.
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There's something
I gotta tell you.
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Me first, okay?
Maybe I flew off the handle.
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Not gonna move out.
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But promise me,
no more crazy made-up stories.
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- There's a wizard in our mirror!
- Dad, I need my own room!
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* Everything is not
what it seems *
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* When you can
have what you want *
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* By the simplest of means *
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* Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things *
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* Because everything
is not what it seems *
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* You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes *
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* Because everything
is not what it seems *
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* Yes, please *
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* What it seems *
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Oh! Hey there, good looking.
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Why, yes.
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It is my birthday today.
Yeah, 34.
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Oh, you think the J-Man's
still got it?
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- I think you still got it.
- Giada.
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You're awake. That's fun.
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Happy birthday, J-Man.
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You remembered my birthday.
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How could I forget?
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You sent me
four calendar invites.
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Well, you do know that
coordinating family logistics
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is my love language.
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Gross! Get a room!
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This is our room.
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Hey, guys! Anything
you wanna say to me today?
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Oh, thank you for asking.
I need my own room.
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No, like anything
you want to, uh, wish me?
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I wish you would give me
my own room.
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Look what I woke up
to this morning.
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It's so the monster
in the closet will think
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I'm a monster
and go after Roman.
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Savage. Gets that from my side.
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Mom, don't encourage him.
You should be telling him
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there's no such thing
as monsters.
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Back me up on this, Dad.
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Absolutely, buddy.
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There is no such thing
as monsters.
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And I should know,
'cause I was not
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a monster hunter
when I was your age.
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You were a monster hunter?
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No! No, I was very clear
when I said I was not
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a monster hunter, okay?
I couldn't have been,
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because I'm not a wizard.
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What are we even talking about?
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Is Dad having a midlife crisis?
Are you getting a tattoo?
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Ooh, are you?
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- No, and I am not midlife…
- M'kay.
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Guys, I turned 34 today.
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It's your birthday?
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Be honest with me, does no one
check the family calendar?
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We all love the calendar,
big fans of the calendar. Okay.
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Boys, go get dressed.
I think your dad needs a moment.
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Listen, don't freak out,
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but I got you a little surprise
for your birthday.
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But… I don't like surprises.
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Oh, you're gonna like this one.
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Okay, I can handle this.
Maybe liking surprises
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will be a new thing for me.
Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, who am I kidding? Giada!
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Let's just go in this way.
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No,
we have to use the front door.
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Like a mortal?
Aw, man, nobody better see me.
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Giada! Hey, um, uh, yeah…
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Giada, why… why don't
you tell me what it is, okay?
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And you'll be like, "Surprise!"
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And then I'll be like,
"No freaking way!"
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Gia… Huh?
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Look who's using the front door
just like one of you people.
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Surprise!
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No freaking way.
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I know,
I look fantastic, don't I?
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Alex, are you
here for my birthday?
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It's your… It… uh… It's
your birthday! That's why…
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- That's why I came, you know?
- Aw.
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That's why we're here.
We came for your birthday.
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You dragged me here
for your brother's birthday?
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No, I brought you here,
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so you can meet your
new wizard teacher.
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I don't need a new teacher.
They never believe in me anyway.
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Well, this one will.
He's the best I've ever known.
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Annoyingly. But…
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I just have
to find a way to ask him.
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He can be a little high-strung.
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Did you guys track this dirt in?
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Okay, a lot high-strung.
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So, you're the guy who owns
all the sandwich shops?
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Like, the billionaire?
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Uh, no. That would be Max.
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I'm a middle school
vice principal, which some
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would say is much cooler
than being a billionaire.
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- Nobody says that.
- I would never say that.
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Uh, and Alex, who is this?
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Oh, um, this is Billie.
She's… with me.
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Well, that clears everything up.
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- Aunt Alex!
- Oh, my gosh! Hi, guys!
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How are you?
I bought you presents.
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Because I'm the coolest aunt,
like ever.
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- Oh! Shirts.
- So…
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- Straight outta WizTech.
- Alex.
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Can I speak with you in private?
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That's the wizard girl
from our mirror.
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Dude, you're gonna
weird her out.
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Hey, what kind of mileage
does this thing get?
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Okay, maybe
she's gonna weird us out.
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Uh, what are these?
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Uh, hilarious novelty tees.
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About wizards.
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Well, we are wizards.
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Okay, we're talking
over here now.
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Remember how
the last time we talked,
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you asked me when I was going
to tell Giada and the kids
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that I was from
a family of wizards?
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- Yeah.
- Well, I kinda sort of haven't.
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You're still lying
to your family, Justin? I'm…
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I'm so proud of you.
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I'm not lying, Alex.
Technically, I'm not a wizard.
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Okay? Anymore.
I haven't picked up a wand
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since I got fired from WizTech.
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Oh… Yeah.
The unicorn incident.
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- That was hilarious… Awful.
- Awful!
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It was so awful.
That's what I was trying to say.
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Uh, but don't you miss it?
You know, teaching wizards?
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No. I don't even
think about it every day.
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- You just said every day.
- Yes, I didn't.
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Look, okay?
Just while you're here,
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no talk about magic
and no wizard talk, okay?
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Fine. What exactly does your
family think I do for a living?
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Professional dog walker.
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I want to be offended, but I do
love dogs, so…
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All right, fine.
I won't blow your cover.
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Thank you. And what
about Billie? Is she cool?
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I promise.
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Billie definitely won't say
anything about being a wizard.
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I'm a wizard!
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- I told you.
- Milo, she's not a wizard.
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I know you didn't just say that.
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There's no
such thing as wizards.
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And I know
you did not just say that.
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It's not personal.
He doesn't believe me
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about the monster
in our closet either.
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Uh…
Because monsters aren't real,
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just like wizards aren't real.
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Okay, smart guy,
show me your closet then.
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Fine, but all that's
gonna prove is that I have
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great taste in cardigans.
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There it is. There's the closet.
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Open it up.
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This is your dumb thing.
You open it.
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I'm not opening it.
I like being alive.
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Well, guess you're both
too scared to open it.
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I am.
Thought I was clear about that.
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Hey, fine, I'll open it.
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From the place
where dark beasts dwell,
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I summon a floogie
with this spell.
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Get ready to not see…
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Why are you laughing?!
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Because,
you said monsters aren't real,
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so I conjured one,
'cause I'm a wizard, ahwandra.
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Please tell me there's a spell
to make it go away.
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There is, I just don't know it.
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You don't know
how to send it back?
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Then why did you conjure it?
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- 'Cause you said I couldn't.
- You can't argue with the logic.
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I don't hear anything.
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See? Uh, maybe the monster
went away on its own?
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Yeah, that definitely happens.
Go check it out.
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You checked it out?
What is wrong with you?
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Me?
We didn't have a monster
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in the closet
until you came along!
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- Actually…
- Not now, Milo!
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My dad cannot find out
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there's a monster
running around the house.
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- It'll…
- Ruin his birthday.
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His birthday? If Justin Russo
finds out wizards are real,
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- his head's gonna explode!
- Cool.
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Why did you bring
that… that…
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- Floogie.
- …that floogie here,
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if you couldn't get rid of it?
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'Cause I didn't know
I couldn't get rid of it
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until I brought it here.
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You need to go back to…
wizard school.
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Well, I can't,
'cause I got kicked out.
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It's not my fault
my teachers don't believe in me.
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But I don't need them.
I don't need anyone.
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We definitely need someone.
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No, we don't. I can fix this.
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I'll get rid
of the floogie myself.
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Please.
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All right, fine.
But if that thing
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poops in the house,
you're cleaning it up.
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Oh, they don't poop.
They flarf. It's way worse.
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So, hypothetically, yeah, I use
words like hypothetically now,
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what would you say
if someone were to ask you
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to go back to teaching magic?
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Alex, what is this all about?
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Oh! Sorry I took so long.
Mr. Kopecky from next door
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forced me to look at pictures
of his grandson.
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Now, I would never say
that a baby is ugly,
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but this baby,
it looks like a foot.
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- Alex!
- Hey, Giada.
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What are you doing here?
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Giada, come on. I know that
Alex is my birthday surprise.
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Whoa, babe,
I would never ambush you
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with family
and call it a present.
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So, Alex, how's work?
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Uh, work's great.
I'm on the Tribunal now.
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- You're on the Tribunal?
- There's a dog-walking tribunal?
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Yeah. Yeah, they were like,
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"Alex, there are some pretty bad
dogs out there, and…
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and you're the only one
that can help."
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Oh, you're
the only one, huh? You?
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Yeah.
Why is it so hard to believe?
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I mean, I am the family…
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dog walker.
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00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,041
But I practically taught you
how to walk those dogs.
246
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,627
If anyone should have been
on the Tribunal, we both know
247
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,045
that it should have been moi.
248
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,465
Okay. Well, if you wanted
to make the Tribunal so badly,
249
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,967
maybe you shouldn't have
hung up your leash.
250
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,927
Okay, you know, well,
this is getting awkward.
251
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,221
Is anybody thirsty? I'm not,
but I'm gonna leave anyway.
252
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,474
Dude, what's your problem?
253
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,810
I thought you were happy
you left wizarding behind.
254
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,856
I am, okay? I like my quiet,
predictable, no surprises life.
255
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,900
Then why are you acting
like you have flarf for brains?
256
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,028
First, we don't use that kind
of language in this house.
257
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,533
And second, if you're not
my birthday surprise,
258
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,076
what are you doing here, Alex?
259
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:29,165
Okay fine. Um, Billie is one of
the most extraordinary wizards
260
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,916
I've ever met. But she needs…
261
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,210
What was that?
262
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,006
Giada!
263
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,513
This looks like
a floogie freeze.
264
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,558
Oh, look at you remembering
your class-three monsters.
265
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:48,627
Just like old times.
266
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:49,852
- When we were little, I used…
- Oh, no.
267
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,772
No, no, no, no, no. No.
You said you wouldn't do magic.
268
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,523
I didn't do this. It…
269
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,151
- Billie…
- This is classic Alex.
270
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,445
You're here for five minutes
and I got a floogie infestation,
271
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,030
and just look
at my beautiful wife!
272
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:07,119
I'll handle this. After all,
I am the family dog walker.
273
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,041
The only way to unfreeze her is to banish
the floogie back where it came from.
274
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:16,128
I know, but thank you for the
refresher because… I forgot.
275
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,425
Whatever you do,
do not look the floogie
276
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,093
right in the eye,
or he'll freeze you.
277
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,971
Which one?
The thing's 90 percent eyes!
278
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,891
It's over there!
279
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,230
He's eating the couch!
280
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,065
Dad won't even let us
eat on the couch!
281
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,571
Roman, look out!
282
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,451
- Milo!
- He saved you.
283
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,788
Well, we're Russos. Russos
always have each other's backs.
284
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,666
So, you would have done
the same thing for him?
285
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,294
I would have…
strongly considered it.
286
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,923
We should hide him
until I can banish the floogie.
287
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,008
I think if your parents
saw their son frozen solid,
288
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,176
it'd be pretty upsetting.
289
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,970
Do you? Do you think that?
290
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,430
What are we gonna do
about the couch?
291
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,351
- Oh, nice.
- Let's go.
292
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,066
Where are we hiding the kid?
293
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,402
An infinity pocket?
Bottomless bag?
294
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,487
You know, I can open a portal
to the Nowhere Zone.
295
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,197
I'm not sending
my little brother
296
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,199
to the Nowhere Zone.
He's got a field trip tomorrow.
297
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,702
Help me put him on the bike.
298
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,755
- A helmet? Really?
- It's the law!
299
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:48,304
All right, Giada,
we're almost there.
300
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:52,099
There we go.
Okay. Sorry.
301
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:56,562
that's…
Oh! Hey, g… guys.
302
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,398
I didn't know you were…
…out here.
303
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:04,445
Oh, yeah, I was just showing
Billie the water heater.
304
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,572
- Yeah.
- And I was just…
305
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,617
I was just carrying
whatever's under this blanket.
306
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,495
Well, that is some very
307
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,582
normal behavior
from the both of us.
308
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,709
Ta-ta.
309
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,880
Uh, Roman, just real quick, bud.
310
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,591
You haven't seen anything,
like, weird going on
311
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:26,967
around here today, have you?
312
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:32,348
Uh… No, no, no, no,
nothing weird.
313
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,767
Just the regular old
boring Russos.
314
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,269
No reason for you
to get worked up, Dad.
315
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,772
Wait, wait, wait, you're saying
we're boring? You think we're boring?
316
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,941
Oh, yeah, totally,
totally the boring-est.
317
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,777
Maybe I could stand to use
a little excitement in life.
318
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,529
Well, well,
you are not gonna find it here,
319
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,699
because our house
is boring central.
320
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,912
See, I'm getting bored
just talking about it.
321
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,373
See ya.
322
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,463
Not there. Not there.
323
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:09,802
Not there.
There you are.
324
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,015
I guess I could start looking
for the floogie now.
325
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:22,147
- Oh, hi, Alex. Bye, Alex.
- No, no.
326
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,610
I knew it. You had something
to do with the floogie.
327
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,278
This is just like
when you put a curse
328
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,863
on Professor
Dinklebot's toothbrush.
329
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,993
He was shaving
his tongue for a month.
330
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,619
- That was hilarious.
- I know!
331
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,664
But no!
This is not a laughing matter.
332
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,709
Oh, you made me
sound like my mother. Billie,
333
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,087
Justin is not gonna teach you if
he thinks that you're trouble.
334
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,298
- Sounds like a win-win to me.
- You don't get it.
335
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,843
This is your last chance.
336
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,387
The Tribunal thinks
that you're dangerous
337
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,638
and they wanna take your wand.
338
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,765
But that's not fair.
I'm a great wizard.
339
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,601
You're a powerful wizard.
There's a difference.
340
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,730
I'm not dangerous, and I'll
prove it. I can fix this.
341
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,525
Just stay out of the way. You've
done quite enough, young lady.
342
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,861
Who am I right now?
343
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,866
Hey, where are you going?
344
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,909
I'm going upstairs
to find that floogie.
345
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,245
What do you think you're doing?
346
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,123
Going with you.
You mess everything up!
347
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,792
- You clearly need help!
- No, I don't!
348
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,254
With magic cast by me alone,
I send thee to the Nowhere Zone.
349
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,718
Here, floogie, floogie!
350
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:43,228
Levitatus sofitus.
Wow, it's clean under here.
351
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,355
What am I talking about?
We're at Justin's house.
352
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,107
Of course
he vacuums under the couch.
353
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,820
I wasn't using magic!
354
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:57,451
Listen, Alex. I'm sorry
that I snapped at you, okay?
355
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,079
It's just, you were talking
about all the great stuff
356
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,498
you're doing, and I got jealous.
357
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,333
Really? Of me?
358
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,629
Yeah. You know,
maybe I do miss being a wizard.
359
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,132
I'm so happy
to hear you say that.
360
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,929
- Why?
- Okay, Billie is an incredibly
361
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,556
powerful wizard,
but she's rebellious,
362
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:23,143
and stubborn and sarcastic.
She has no discipline.
363
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,645
Sounds like
someone else I know.
364
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,188
Like me, I get it.
365
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,024
But I had Dad.
366
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,486
and I had you.
Billie has no one.
367
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,405
Every teacher she's ever had
has given up on her.
368
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,244
- It's kinda why I'm here. I'm…
- No, Alex. No.
369
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,580
I mean, I… I… I…
I don't teach wizards anymore.
370
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,125
Justin, you were
the youngest headmaster
371
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,793
of WizTech in history.
372
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,628
Yeah, and then I got fired.
373
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,506
So, what?
You just hide out here
374
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,758
in Staten Island
and deny who you are?
375
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,554
I don't want my family
to know anything about my past.
376
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,099
So, you're ashamed
of being a wizard?
377
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,769
No. A failure.
378
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,113
You only fail
if you give up, Justin.
379
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,659
Billie needs a teacher
who believes in her.
380
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:25,372
She needs you,
like I needed you.
381
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,961
I don't know
if I have it in me to try again.
382
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,012
This couch feels
two inches further to the left.
383
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,141
Billie!
384
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,109
Alex, there's a gigantic floogie
in my kid's room!
385
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,405
Really? Where?
Billie, what did you do?
386
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,408
I tried banishing it, but I only
made it bigger. Alex, please!
387
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,120
I thought I could do it,
but I can't. I was wrong.
388
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,081
Alex, what are you doing!?
Banish it for her!
389
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,132
- Alex!
- Don't! Come here!
390
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,225
What are we gonna do?
Alex is the only wizard
391
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,477
strong enough
to banish that thing. You do it.
392
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,770
I… I can't do it.
393
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,231
But Alex said you were the best
she's ever known.
394
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,857
Would've been nice
to hear that from her.
395
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,321
Listen to me. You have
to do this, okay? Only you can.
396
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,156
I already tried, but I failed.
397
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,078
A wise wizard once told me,
you only fail if you give up.
398
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,747
Now, what were you thinking
when you summoned it?
399
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,499
Guess I just thought
of the floogie, the closet,
400
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,209
and then I said the spell,
and it was there.
401
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,838
Just focus, okay?
Clear your mind.
402
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,715
I told you, I can't.
403
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,718
My teachers were right
not to believe in me.
404
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:07,099
No. No, no, no.
You just had the wrong teachers.
405
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,227
Okay? Hey,
you got this, all right?
406
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,521
I believe in you, okay?
407
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,023
Think of the place
you wanna send the floogie.
408
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,901
And repeat after me.
409
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,779
With magic strong
and words of power.
410
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,406
With magic strong
and words of power.
411
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,162
We banish you, floogie,
at this hour.
412
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,957
We banish you, floogie,
at this hour.
413
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,045
Now, together.
414
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,922
Back to the road
from whence you came,
415
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,299
and never ever more remain.
416
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,144
We did it!
417
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,357
- You did it.
- And I knew that you could.
418
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,360
Justin taught me.
419
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,571
Oh, thought you don't
teach anymore.
420
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,324
Wait, did you let yourself
get frozen on purpose
421
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,783
so I'd have to step in
and instruct her,
422
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,243
thus rediscovering
my love of teaching?
423
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,538
That would've been
a really smart plan.
424
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,290
Well, and I don't know
if you did or you didn't.
425
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,083
That's just the way I want it.
426
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,340
I was hanging
on my bike forever.
427
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,967
I'm gonna have to put lotion
on my tender parts.
428
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,970
She trapped me
in the Nowhere Zone.
429
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,972
I saw things I can't forget.
430
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,933
They don't have a lotion
for your brain, Milo.
431
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:33,935
Actually, they do.
432
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,812
But the worm
that makes it has to crawl in
433
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:36,980
through your earhole.
434
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,109
But for real,
thanks for trying to help me.
435
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,320
Thanks for saving my family.
436
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,989
I mean, you are the one
that put them in danger,
437
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,075
but… thanks.
438
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,328
It was so weird.
I… I'm in the kitchen,
439
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:52,537
and the next thing I know,
440
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,456
I'm in the garage
with a blanket over my head.
441
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,917
That is weird.
442
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,461
You know, it's probably best
443
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,004
to just forget about it
and move on.
444
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:05,592
You know, I could hit her
with a little cerebellum erasus
445
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,760
and erase her memory.
446
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,178
Keep your wand
out of my wife's head.
447
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,058
So, Milo, I've been thinking.
448
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,477
Um, now that we know
that wizards are real,
449
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,603
and monsters are real…
450
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,480
I already knew that,
but continue.
451
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,984
I've, uh, I've decided
to stay in our room.
452
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,237
You know,
for when you get scared.
453
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,114
When he gets scared
or when you get scared?
454
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,451
When are you leaving?
Hey, Dad, when is she leaving?
455
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,538
Actually, I was thinking
she could, uh, stay with us
456
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:35,622
for a little while.
457
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,667
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, Dad, are you sure?
458
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,586
What do you think?
459
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:46,299
I think
I could learn a lot here.
460
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,010
And Giada's cool with this?
461
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:50,470
- Totally.
- You didn't ask her.
462
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,097
I didn't.
463
00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:55,225
Can't believe you're staying.
464
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,228
You know,
I thought the face you made
465
00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:00,105
when you saw the floogie
was my favourite.
466
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:01,898
But now it's this one.
467
00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:03,942
This one is definitely
my favorite.
468
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,154
Happy birthday, J-Man.
469
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,572
- Aw.
- Happy birthday!
470
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,657
Oh, right, it's your birthday.
471
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:17,289
If I'm gonna train you,
it can't be here.
472
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,373
Why not?
473
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,208
His family
doesn't know about wizards.
474
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:24,171
Right! Yes,
they do not know about wizards,
475
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,465
'cause I didn't tell them.
So, unless you told them…
476
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,467
You know,
that is a really nice cardigan.
477
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,595
Thank you.
478
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:35,307
Alex, will you do the honors?
479
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,476
Mm-hm.
480
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,820
The old lair,
this takes me back.
481
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,877
Hello, Wandy. My old friend.
482
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,799
You know, I thought
you were just bringing me
483
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,092
to another teacher
who doesn't care.
484
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:14,638
But, I was wrong.
Thanks for believing in me.
485
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,682
Of course. Us rebels,
we gotta stick together.
486
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,434
Look, I have to go back
487
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,810
to the Tribunal. Are you good?
488
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,812
Don't worry. I'll be okay here.
489
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,232
Zippo zap,
zippo zee, zippo zeria!
490
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,903
Still got it.
491
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:34,032
Okay, good, good,
because there's one thing I, um,
492
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,951
kind of sort of
forgot to mention.
493
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:38,161
Nothing big,
just this teeny tiny,
494
00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:40,539
but very real prophecy
about the end of the world,
495
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,290
and Billie being
the only one who can save us.
496
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,126
The fate of the world
is in her hands?
497
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,255
Well, technically,
it's in your hands.
498
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,174
You make sure she's ready,
499
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,552
and I'll figure out
what she needs to be ready for.
500
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:55,554
Thank you.
501
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,056
For everything.
502
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,725
Russos always
have each other's backs.
503
00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,311
Well, don't blow it, J-Man.
504
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,485
I've missed this.
505
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:18,285
"Don't blow it, J-Man."
What'd she mean by that?
506
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:20,745
Uh, well, I, uh…
507
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,081
I think we should get started.
508
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:28,044
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