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Okay, Woogle, send
a message to Alex.
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Hey, Alex.
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Don't worry, I'm not in trouble.
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Actually, I've been at your
brother's house for 12 hours
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and I haven't screwed up bad
enough to get kicked out yet.
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Granted, nine of those
hours I was sleeping,
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but still, a win's a win.
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I really wanna stay here,
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so I'm gonna be the
best guest ever.
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I'm gonna do nice
stuff and pitch in.
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I don't wanna jinx it,
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but I think this
is gonna work out.
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Then again, I did
fail my jinx final,
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so scratch that last part.
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And send.
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Let's see. Nice stuff.
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What's nice?
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Ooh! I got it. A houseplant.
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Mm. No one notices a houseplant.
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Ooh! I know.
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Too nice. That'll
get him arrested.
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I'm overthinking. I'll
just keep it simple.
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Make him a nice breakfast.
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Billie!
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Aw!
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Are you making me eggs?
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Well, they certainly
don't make themselves.
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- Thank you.
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
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An egg was scrambling
itself on my stove.
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Did you want sunny side up?
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You, lair, now.
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You were using magic.
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Isn't that why Alex
brought me here?
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So you could train me
to control my magic?
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Yeah, in the lair.
Giada almost saw.
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My wife, she's an
investigative reporter.
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She asks questions for a living.
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And I do not want her
knowing about my wizard past.
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Okay, so... so in here, wizard.
Out there, mortal. Do we got it?
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No problem, I can act
like a mortal teenager.
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I'm literally starving.
Get out of my room.
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Where even is my charger?
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Wow, you nailed that.
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{\an8}♪ Everything is
not what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have
what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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- Morning, Giada.
- Hey, Billie. How'd you sleep?
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Great. Comfy mattress,
cozy blanket,
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no dragon screeching
at 6:00 a.m.
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Dragon?
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{\an8}She's joking.
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{\an8}It's a joke.
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{\an8}Right, a joke.
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{\an8}I was joking.
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{\an8}Hey, Dad, so it's
new comic book day,
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{\an8}and Milo and I were taking
stock of our finances.
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{\an8}Turns out we don't have any.
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Dad, it occurred to us,
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we haven't been paid
allowance in two weeks.
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{\an8}Oh. Is that right? Hey,
Giada, question for you.
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When's the last time the
boys washed the dishes?
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{\an8}You know, I think it
was two weeks ago.
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Which, if I'm not mistaken,
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is also the last time they
cleaned their bathroom.
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{\an8}That bathroom hasn't been
cleaned in two weeks?
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{\an8}I don't wear shoes in there.
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Whoa, hold on.
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You guys aren't
paying us allowance
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{\an8}because we didn't do chores?
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{\an8}Yeah, that's how
allowance works.
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{\an8}Grandma gives me money for
being cute. Just saying.
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If you want your allowance,
you have to do your chores.
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Okay, but that's
gonna take forever.
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- I can help.
- Really?
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Yeah, I live here
now. I can pitch in.
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{\an8}Billie, that is so sweet.
She's been here two days, boys.
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{\an8}Two days and she's
already my favorite.
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But I'm the favorite!
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Wait a minute.
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All right, let's
do these chores.
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How can I help?
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{\an8}Let's see, how could a
wizard help with chores?
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{\an8}Oh, here's an idea.
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{\an8}You could cast a spell that
does our chores for us.
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I thought you didn't
like her doing magic.
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{\an8}Milo, we have two
weeks of chores to do.
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{\an8}I'd let her conjure
another floogie
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if it would clean
our room for us.
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Sorry, I can't use magic.
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What? Why? Did you
lose your wand?
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No, I still have my wand.
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Then use it. I'm not
cleaning that bathroom.
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Milo has terrible aim.
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What can I say?
It's my one flaw.
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I told you, I can't use magic.
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- I get it, she doesn't know how.
- I know how!
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Yesterday you were all,
"I'm a powerful wizard!"
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- I am a powerful wizard!
- And today you're like,
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"I don't know the
spells to do chores."
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I know the spells.
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I just promised your dad I
wouldn't use magic, okay?
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Our dad?
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Not because he's a wizard,
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if that's what
you were thinking.
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- I wasn't. But I am now!
- Dad's a wizard?
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We gotta go talk
to him about this!
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No, you can't!
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- I wasn't supposed to tell you.
- Dad!
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End whisper chant
with pure devotion,
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bound by magic trapped
in slow motion.
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Don't...
- I gotta find a way to fix this.
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Hurry up, spit it out!
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I'm just playing, I know you in
slow motion. I'll be right back.
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Hey, Justin, I've been
thinking about Billie.
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What about Billie? Like about
how she's such a neat kid
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for offering to do chores?
What a superstar, am I right?
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It's just, she's...
she's living with us now,
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and I really don't know
anything about her.
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I'm gonna go talk to her, ask
her some follow-up questions.
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Follow-up questions? No, wait!
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She's in there doing chores,
don't bother her, you know?
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Maybe ask me,
maybe... maybe I know.
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Okay, um, where's she from?
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Oh, she's from Wiz... consin.
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Wisconsin!
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Okay, and what's she into?
Is she into music? Sports?
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- Sports. Yep, sports.
- Yeah.
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- So what's her favorite team?
- Uh...
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You know, probably,
uh... the Wizards.
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- That's weird.
- Is it? Why?
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Well, she's from Wisconsin.
You'd think it'd be the Bucks.
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You'd think that, yeah, right?
You'd totally think that.
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Well, nothing I can
do about it now.
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So, basketball, that...
that can't be all.
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You know, look, I'm just
gonna go talk to her.
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Of course that's not all, Giada.
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She also loves to do spell...
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ing bees. Spelling bees.
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And... And... And
the musical, The Wiz.
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And she loves her wand...
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a Sykes.
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Yep, big fan of Wanda Sykes.
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Sports, comedy,
arts, and academics.
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Sounds like a well-rounded,
interesting character to me.
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So, does that answer
all your questions?
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I guess?
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I cannot believe I made
up that whole backstory
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like right off the
top of my head.
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Should I do improv?
No, that's ridiculous.
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I should teach improv.
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Gotta find a way
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to make the boys forget
what I told them.
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Oh! They got Wizardpedia.
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Welcome to Wizardpedia,
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the all-knowing
wizard encyclopedia.
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I need an erasing spell,
not because I messed up,
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but I will be clearing
the search history.
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I've got an erasing potion!
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- Perfect!
- Section one, history.
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The first recorded use of
an erasing potion was...
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No time.
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- In many cultures...
- No time!
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Well, I do have a formula,
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but I don't suppose you
have the time for that.
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Quit playing, Wizardpedia.
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Very well.
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Two parts moonlight,
one part dragon scale,
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and a pinch of shadow mist.
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Now, gently, very
gently mix the...
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Oh! Oh!
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Or just do that. What do I know?
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I'm only the
collective knowledge
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of thousands of
years of wizardry.
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Now, all I gotta do
is splash the guys
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and their memories
will be erased.
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Wait, you want to
erase their memory?
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, Billie. You
settling in okay?
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Me? Yup. Settling in great.
Well, good talking to you.
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Hold on a second.
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I think we should talk about
this whole Wizards thing.
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What? How do you
know about that?
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Justin told me.
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Justin told you about wizards?
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Yeah. And, you know,
it's not a big deal.
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But I just... I wouldn't go
around telling everybody.
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I wouldn't. I would never.
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'Cause, you know, you're
living in Staten Island now,
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so your choices are really
only the Knicks or the Nets.
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The what and the heh?
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Basketball? Justin said the
Wizards are your favorite team.
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Right! The Wizards.
Go basketball! See ya.
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"Go basketball"?
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Don't...
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Slow no more, swift restored,
back to full speed, I implore!
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You dare cast a spell on us,
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is what I was gonna say
before you cast a spell on us.
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I can't believe
Dad's a wizard! Dad!
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You can't tell him
that I told you.
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This isn't the kind of information
you just, like, forget.
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It is now. In a second,
you'll forget everything.
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Why'd you do that?
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- What is this?
- Erasing potion.
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Give me that.
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Please tell me you know a
spell for a new pair of chinos.
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It didn't work. I still
know Dad's a wizard.
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Something got erased. Milo,
your top half is gone.
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Roman, your bottom half is gone.
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Billie, you didn't erase
our memories, you erased us!
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Any chance I erased me?
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- No!
- Dang it!
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This is a nightmare,
Monday's picture day!
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- I can fix this.
- Are you crazy?
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You're the one who did it!
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In my defense, I was looking
for an erasing potion,
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not an erasing potion!
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Oh, I see where the
mix-up happened.
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Dad's a wizard, he can fix this.
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No, please, don't tell your dad.
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Why not?
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Come on, Milo.
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I don't wanna get
kicked out, okay?
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Kicked out?
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It's happened at every
other place I live.
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I mess up, and I get kicked out.
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- My dad wouldn't do that.
- Really?
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What would you do if the kid you
took in blew your biggest secret
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and turned your
sons half invisible?
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If it makes you feel any better,
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I like to think of
us as half visible.
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Please, you can't tell.
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I have nowhere else to
go, just let me fix this.
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Okay, fine, but you owe me.
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In addition to the legs
you already owe me.
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Thank you. Hey, guys.
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It's your mom. Hide!
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Hey, Giada, nothing to see here.
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I mean everything to see here
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00:11:04,769 --> 00:11:07,605
because it's all here,
and you can see it.
246
00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:09,690
Good to know.
247
00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:12,193
Roman, if you see your father,
tell him I'm in the garage.
248
00:11:12,194 --> 00:11:13,820
And don't forget
to do the dishes.
249
00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,405
I'm on it, Mom.
250
00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:18,573
Was that Milo?
251
00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:20,951
Uh, yeah, you just missed him.
252
00:11:20,952 --> 00:11:24,204
He ran upstairs to go
clean the... shower.
253
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,081
Clean the shower?
254
00:11:26,082 --> 00:11:28,375
Billie, you are such
a good influence.
255
00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:29,918
You might wanna wait
256
00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:32,004
till you get all the
facts on that one, Mom.
257
00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:37,051
Phew! Thought we
were busted for sure.
258
00:11:37,552 --> 00:11:39,637
Giada?
- We still might be.
259
00:11:43,516 --> 00:11:46,227
Hey, Justin, Giada wanted us to
tell you she's in the garage.
260
00:11:46,561 --> 00:11:47,727
The garage?
261
00:11:47,728 --> 00:11:48,855
Okay, I'll be back.
262
00:11:50,022 --> 00:11:51,398
And Milo, how many times
do I gotta tell you?
263
00:11:51,399 --> 00:11:53,692
Figure out what you want
before you open up the fridge.
264
00:11:53,693 --> 00:11:55,444
I did, string cheese.
265
00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:58,197
That's what my fully visible
top half is looking for.
266
00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:00,408
Well, save some for me,
267
00:12:01,784 --> 00:12:03,904
'cause my fully visible top
half will want some later.
268
00:12:04,662 --> 00:12:06,121
Okay.
269
00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:07,790
Time to un-disappear you.
270
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:10,417
Where's my wand?
271
00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,252
It was in my hand when
you spilled the...
272
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,504
Oh, no. My wand's invisible!
273
00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:15,965
Okay, well, we have to find it!
274
00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:18,467
I found it!
- My wand?
275
00:12:18,468 --> 00:12:20,470
No. The string cheese.
276
00:12:21,554 --> 00:12:23,097
Now, I just gotta find my mouth.
277
00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:30,688
Giada? You in here?
278
00:12:31,481 --> 00:12:35,860
Hello, Justin.
Please, have a seat.
279
00:12:38,154 --> 00:12:40,448
After our earlier
conversation about Billie,
280
00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:44,410
I couldn't help feeling
like something's up.
281
00:12:45,161 --> 00:12:46,162
Oh, no.
282
00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:48,706
That's bright.
283
00:12:49,499 --> 00:12:53,878
So, I'd like to ask you
some follow-up questions.
284
00:12:55,546 --> 00:12:57,006
Follow-up questions.
285
00:12:58,090 --> 00:12:59,716
So, let me get this straight.
286
00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:01,801
You're saying that
Alex met Billie
287
00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:03,345
at a dog-walking conference,
288
00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:06,389
and took her under her
wing because, and I quote,
289
00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:09,602
"Billie is the most
powerful dog-walker ever"?
290
00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:11,395
Is that what I said?
291
00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:14,022
I mean, if you said I said it,
then I must have said it, so...
292
00:13:14,023 --> 00:13:15,149
Is it hot in here?
293
00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:18,068
Yeah, the thing
is, I did a search
294
00:13:18,069 --> 00:13:20,445
and there hasn't been a
dog-walking conference in Wisconsin
295
00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:22,448
since 1962.
296
00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:24,449
Are you sure about that?
297
00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:26,118
Did you check the
whole internet?
298
00:13:26,577 --> 00:13:27,911
You're not making sense.
299
00:13:27,912 --> 00:13:29,704
I mean, this girl is
living in our house,
300
00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:30,956
and I don't know
anything about her.
301
00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:32,332
Well, Billie and I
are both wizards.
302
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,167
I just want to know what
color pillows she likes.
303
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:36,294
- Did you say "pillows"?
- Did you say "wizards"?
304
00:13:36,295 --> 00:13:38,880
I said lizards.
Green. Lizard green.
305
00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:40,341
Yeah, that's a color.
306
00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:42,468
Tell me more about
these pillows.
307
00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:44,719
Well, no, you know, I just
want to know what she likes
308
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,555
because I want to be able
to redecorate her room
309
00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:47,932
so she'll feel more at home.
310
00:13:48,808 --> 00:13:50,393
That's why you're
interrogating me?
311
00:13:50,768 --> 00:13:52,061
Interrogating you?
312
00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:55,764
Oh, honey, if I were interrogating
you, you'd be crying.
313
00:13:56,732 --> 00:14:00,236
Exactly. And I'm not
crying at all, so...
314
00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:01,861
Why don't we go check
out these pillows?
315
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,405
Okay, I'll go grab my keys.
316
00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:05,074
Good, yeah, you drive, 'cause...
317
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:07,159
I got something in my eye.
318
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:12,373
Where's my wand?
319
00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:15,876
It'd be so much easier to
find if we could see it.
320
00:14:18,254 --> 00:14:21,548
God, Milo, I tripped
on your dumb legs.
321
00:14:21,549 --> 00:14:22,716
How'd you do that?
322
00:14:22,717 --> 00:14:24,719
They're the one part
of him you can see.
323
00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:28,054
Uh, guys? The bottle!
324
00:14:28,055 --> 00:14:29,514
The potion must've
made it disappear
325
00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:30,635
when you guys were fighting.
326
00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:32,643
But the flour made it visible.
327
00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:34,811
That's it. That's
how we find my wand!
328
00:14:34,812 --> 00:14:36,938
Do you guys have anything
else powdery around here?
329
00:14:36,939 --> 00:14:39,149
A pouch of nibble warts?
Some ground shibble sticks?
330
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:42,862
A card to the Wally
Gog? No Wally Gog?
331
00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:45,864
There's baking
soda in the fridge.
332
00:14:45,865 --> 00:14:49,160
Baking soda, that's
a funny word.
333
00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:52,579
Boys, can you give me a hand?
334
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,706
Somebody's gotta stall him.
335
00:14:54,957 --> 00:14:57,084
Coming, Daddy!
- What? Not you, Milo!
336
00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,336
Hey, Dad!
- Hey, Dad!
337
00:14:59,337 --> 00:15:00,463
Hey, guys.
338
00:15:01,881 --> 00:15:03,674
Do some shopping, did we?
339
00:15:05,509 --> 00:15:06,969
Are you wearing Milo's pants?
340
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:13,684
I suppose in this instance,
it would appear that I am.
341
00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:17,605
Come on, wand, where are you?
342
00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:19,690
There you are.
343
00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:22,442
Hey, can you boys give me
a hand with these bags?
344
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,986
Sure thing, Dad.
345
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,196
Okay, we have to move
in perfect unison.
346
00:15:26,197 --> 00:15:29,450
On three, step left.
One, two, three.
347
00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:31,994
Why didn't you go left?
348
00:15:33,329 --> 00:15:34,496
It's not my fault. I
can't see my hands.
349
00:15:34,497 --> 00:15:35,998
I don't know which
one makes the L.
350
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,584
Roman? Milo?
351
00:15:39,585 --> 00:15:41,336
Dad, it's not what
it looks like!
352
00:15:41,337 --> 00:15:42,545
Found my wand!
353
00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:44,423
Justin, it's not
what it looks like!
354
00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,049
Giada is right outside.
355
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,135
Quick, give me your
wand! Revealus!
356
00:15:50,388 --> 00:15:51,847
- Justin?
- Giada!
357
00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:53,599
It's not what it looks like!
358
00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:56,685
You just did magic!
359
00:15:56,686 --> 00:15:58,354
Okay, it is what it looks like.
360
00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:01,272
Justin, what is going on?
361
00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:02,441
Look,
362
00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:06,424
there's something that I should
have told you a long time ago.
363
00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:07,779
I'm a wizard.
364
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,573
A wizard?
365
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,450
I know. It sounds crazy.
366
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:13,910
Yes, it does.
367
00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:14,995
But it's true.
368
00:16:16,247 --> 00:16:19,165
I don't even... I don't
even know what this is.
369
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,835
Giada. Giada, wait. I...
370
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,294
- Justin, I'm sorry. I didn't...
- What were you thinking?
371
00:16:23,295 --> 00:16:24,629
This is exactly the
kind of behavior
372
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:25,990
that got you kicked
out of WizTech.
373
00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:27,633
- Dad.
- Guys, just...
374
00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:30,886
Just go upstairs,
okay? Please. Go.
375
00:16:35,224 --> 00:16:38,268
I told you not to use
magic outside of the lair.
376
00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:40,269
How am I supposed to train
you if you won't listen?
377
00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:42,147
I'll talk to Giada.
I can fix this.
378
00:16:42,148 --> 00:16:43,941
No, I will talk to
Giada. You just...
379
00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:45,735
just go.
380
00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:47,153
- But I...
- Go.
381
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,123
Guess I did jinx it.
382
00:17:16,307 --> 00:17:17,557
What are you doing?
383
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,018
I want to make
sure Billie's okay.
384
00:17:19,435 --> 00:17:20,685
Get back in here.
385
00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:21,895
Hey, we're not in trouble,
386
00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:23,230
and I'd like to
keep it that way.
387
00:17:26,108 --> 00:17:28,944
Billie! Billie!
388
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:30,571
She won't come out.
389
00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:32,198
I'll get her to come out.
390
00:17:33,657 --> 00:17:36,284
Billie, the Magical Association
of Screw-ups just called.
391
00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:37,912
They want to give you an award!
392
00:17:40,498 --> 00:17:42,666
Yeah, she didn't zap me.
Maybe she's not in there.
393
00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:50,424
She's gone.
394
00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:55,428
You expect me to believe
there is a wizard world
395
00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:57,222
that exists outside of our own?
396
00:17:57,223 --> 00:17:58,891
Like Harry Potter?
397
00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:01,351
Well, not close enough
that they could sue.
398
00:18:01,352 --> 00:18:03,312
Right? But yeah.
399
00:18:04,522 --> 00:18:05,773
It's not funny, Justin.
400
00:18:06,273 --> 00:18:07,900
I feel like I don't
even know you.
401
00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:10,860
No. You do know me, okay?
402
00:18:10,861 --> 00:18:12,738
I am the same man
that you married.
403
00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:14,990
Except also a wizard.
404
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,617
I just don't understand
why you didn't tell me.
405
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,746
Because that part of my life...
406
00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,415
it didn't go the
way that I planned.
407
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:27,043
So, I left it in the past.
Or at least I thought I did,
408
00:18:27,044 --> 00:18:28,294
but then Alex showed
up with Billie,
409
00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:29,546
and she asked me
to train her and...
410
00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:32,299
- Wait, Alex is a wizard?
- I know, it's shocking.
411
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,592
No, that's the first thing
you said that makes any sense.
412
00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:36,345
She's way too cool
to be a dog-walker.
413
00:18:37,847 --> 00:18:40,641
Look, I'm very sorry that
I kept this from you.
414
00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:43,226
I have so many questions.
415
00:18:43,227 --> 00:18:45,395
And I promise I will
answer them all, all right?
416
00:18:45,396 --> 00:18:47,690
No more secrets. I promise.
417
00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:50,609
Dad, did you kick Billie out?
418
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,027
What? Why would you ask that?
419
00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:54,571
She said she's been kicked out
of everywhere she's ever lived.
420
00:18:54,572 --> 00:18:55,780
And she's not in the house.
421
00:18:55,781 --> 00:18:56,990
Where would she go?
422
00:18:56,991 --> 00:18:58,511
She... She's probably
just in the lair.
423
00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:00,035
We have a lair?
424
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,831
I promise you I'll explain
as soon as I'm back.
425
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:09,336
Billie? Billie!
426
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:12,715
Oh, no.
427
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:14,425
Uh...
428
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,057
You know, the nice thing
about having nowhere to go
429
00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:25,352
is you can go anywhere you want.
430
00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:28,439
Bummer is I actually
liked where I was.
431
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,822
Billie! Billie!
432
00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:38,782
Why'd you run away?
433
00:19:40,159 --> 00:19:42,076
I know how this goes. I mess
up, and I get kicked out.
434
00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:44,454
Just like at WizTech. I'm
just saving you the trouble.
435
00:19:44,455 --> 00:19:46,874
No, no, no, no, no.
This isn't WizTech.
436
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:49,125
But I ruined everything.
437
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,211
I did the one thing
you told me not to.
438
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:54,214
- You made a mistake.
- I make lots of mistakes.
439
00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:01,889
You're supposed to. It's
a part of growing up.
440
00:20:02,306 --> 00:20:04,386
But it doesn't mean that I'm
not going to forgive you.
441
00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:07,144
I really did try to
keep your secret.
442
00:20:08,312 --> 00:20:10,064
I should have never
asked you to do that.
443
00:20:10,439 --> 00:20:11,940
That was my mistake.
444
00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:13,858
Also the not telling
your wife and kids.
445
00:20:13,859 --> 00:20:15,579
Also the not telling
my wife and kids, yeah.
446
00:20:18,614 --> 00:20:20,407
But look, you're
not just a guest.
447
00:20:20,699 --> 00:20:23,284
You live with us,
and in our family,
448
00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:25,204
you don't get kicked out
for making a mistake.
449
00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:27,790
Now, let's get home.
450
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,793
I was hoping you'd say that,
451
00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:33,127
'cause I really like
living with you guys.
452
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,420
Well, I was hoping
you'd say that
453
00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,757
because we really like
having you live with us.
454
00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:40,551
So, since I'm not kicked out,
455
00:20:40,552 --> 00:20:42,638
who do I talk to about
getting an allowance?
456
00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:44,807
That'd be Giada, but
I'd wait a few days.
457
00:20:48,978 --> 00:20:50,311
Look who I found.
458
00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:53,231
Oh, thank goodness.
We were so worried.
459
00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:54,358
Oh!
460
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,529
I don't love a group hug,
but I am glad you're back.
461
00:20:58,946 --> 00:20:59,947
Me too.
462
00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:03,032
Now, Billie, we wanted to do
something special for you,
463
00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:04,951
but I just need you to know I
did not have accurate information
464
00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:06,120
when I was shopping.
465
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:08,621
Yeah, that's on me.
466
00:21:08,622 --> 00:21:10,666
Sorry I wasn't honest
about who Billie really is.
467
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,377
Right, or about who I really am.
468
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:16,337
Since we're confessing things,
469
00:21:16,338 --> 00:21:19,507
when I was invisible, I tried
out a rude hand gesture.
470
00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:21,677
I didn't point it at
anyone, but I tried it.
471
00:21:24,555 --> 00:21:26,807
Okay, let's go see the room.
472
00:21:32,312 --> 00:21:34,648
{\an8}I don't know what any of
this stuff is, but I love it.
473
00:21:35,315 --> 00:21:36,817
- Thank you.
- Oh!
474
00:21:39,153 --> 00:21:41,530
Never had my own room before.
475
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,991
Yeah! Me neither.
476
00:21:56,378 --> 00:21:59,173
A young wizard was here.
477
00:21:59,757 --> 00:22:02,718
I will not stop
until I find them.
478
00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:06,638
Soon, their power will be mine!
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