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Original subtitles

[people shouting]

DAMN! 2 OF THEM GOT UPSTAIRS. WE'RE TOTALLY PINNED DOWN.

NOT FOR LONG. THIS BABY WILL BLOW THEM TO BAKERSFIELD.

(man) COVER ME!

NIKKI, NO. WHY NOT?

NO GRENADES. IT'S A PUBLIC BUILDING, NIKKI. AND?

(Tasha) WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER LAWSUIT.

(Quick) WE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH.

BLOW THE BUILDING.

THE OTHERS ARE IN THE PENTHOUSE. THE CLIENT'S DEAD.

HEY, VAL'S STILL WITH HIM.

THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY.

(man #1) HE'S NOT HERE. LET'S GO.

(man #2) YEAH, BUT, UH...

COME ON.

OK, THE COAST IS CLEAR.

[gasping]

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A REAL BODYGUARD?

YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, AREN'T YOU?

OH, WHAT THE HELL? HAND ME THE SHAMPOO.

THANK YOU.

[water splashing]

(Quick) VAL'S DONE IT AGAIN.

(Nikki) SHE REALLY SAVED THE DAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'D DO WITHOUT HER.

SHE'S THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US.

♪ SAY GOODBYE ♪

♪ TO THE LIFE YOU ONCE KNEW ♪

♪ LEAVE BEHIND ♪

♪ ALL THE SADNESS AND ACHING ♪

♪ JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪

♪ AND BECOME SOMEONE NEW ♪

♪ THIS DANGEROUS GAME ♪

♪ BEARING A LIE ♪

♪ TELL ME, IS IT WORTH IT ♪

♪ IT'S MONEY AND CARS ♪

♪ TRAIL HER AND HIDE ♪

♪ GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU DO IT ♪

A TOAST TO THE GREAT VALLERY IRONS.

A GREAT LEADER, A GREAT WOMAN,

AND MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE, A GREAT FRIEND.

THANKS, TASHA.

[Tasha screaming]

YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT!

[groaning]

OH, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. LOVELY.

OH, I'M SO SORRY.

OH...

YOU KNOW, MAYBE--

MAYBE IF YOU CLOSE YOUR JACKET, NOBODY WILL NOTICE.

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT HER.

MELLOW OUT, TASHA, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT. MELLOW OUT?

HOW CAN I MELLOW OUT WHEN I AM TRYING AGAINST ALL ODDS

TO INTRODUCE US TO A HIGHER ECHELON OF CLIENTELE?

I DON'T KNOW, VAL'S ATTRACTED HER SHARE.

I MEAN, WE MADE GOOD MONEY OFF OF CARROT TOP.

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ROYALTY.

COME ON, COME ON.

(Tanzel) THE ROYAL FAMILY OF ARDINA,

KING SOLTON, QUEEN SIMA, AND CROWN PRINCE JORDAN.

[all applauding]

[people chattering]

SO, UH, YOU REALLY KNOW THIS GUY?

[exhaling]

WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE RECEPTION I GET WHEN THE KING SOLTON SEES ME.

HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU.

EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO HIS MAJESTY.

I'M A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF HIS.

MAKE AN APPOINTMENT THROUGH THE EMBASSY.

OH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I'M TASHA DEXTER.

TASHA DEXTER.

I ASSURE YOU, HE'LL KNOW WHO I AM.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A COMBINATION OF MONICA--

VALLERY IRONS. VALLERY IRONS.

[speaking Ardinese]

FATHER, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU KNEW VALLERY IRONS. OF COURSE.

(King Solton) OF COURSE, WAS IT, UH...

CARDINAL RULE OF BEING A CELEBRITY,

EVERY FAMOUS PERSON KNOWS EVERY OTHER FAMOUS PERSON,

WHETHER THEY DO OR NOT.

ALL OF EUROPE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU.

YOUR MAJESTY, HI. TASHA DEXTER. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

I'M PARTNERED WITH VALLERY IRONS NOW.

GOD, SUCH A SMALL WORLD.

REMEMBER ME? REMEMBER?

TASHA DEXTER FROM THE SLOPES OF GSTAAD.

AH! AH!

SHE WAS THE GIRL HANDING OUT SKIS.

[clearing throat] NO.

I WAS ON LOAN TO BRITISH M.I. 5?

I SAVED YOUR LIFE FROM THE ASSASSIN.

CARRIED YOU FOR 2 MILES IN THE SNOW.

[speaking Ardinese]

GOODBYE TO VALLERY IRONS.

IT WAS SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

SO, UH, WHAT DOES

[speaking Ardinese]

MEAN?

WHATEVER.

[phone ringing]

V.I.P. CAN I HELP YOU?

YES, MR. TANZEL, THIS IS MR. WILLIAMS.

HOW'S THIS? PERFECT. RIGHT THERE.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME STAND IN FRONT OF IT, ARE YOU?

SHE DOES THAT SOMETIMES.

YOU CAN SIT AT MY DESK AND WATCH.

JUST DON'T GO THROUGH MY DRAWERS THIS TIME.

NO PROBLEM.

OBSERVE.

WOW.

1 OF 6 PLACES YOU CAN NEUTRALIZE A MAN

AND STILL KEEP HIM ALIVE FOR INTERROGATION.

NOW YOU TRY. OK.

SO REMEMBER, AT THIS DISTANCE, THE KNIFE SHOULD MAKE 3 FULL REVOLUTIONS.

3 REVOLUTIONS.

LEFT FOOT FORWARD. LEFT FOOT FORWARD.

[exclaiming]

1 OF THE 6 PLACES?

ALL RIGHT, 7.

HEY, GUESS WHAT?

OUCH, MAN.

MR. TANZEL CALLED.

PRINCE JORDAN HAS JUST REQUESTED A MEETING BETWEEN V.I.P.

AND THE ROYAL FAMILY.

[chuckles]

DAMN.

♪ I'M DOWN IN THE DESERT ♪

♪ BY THE TACO STAND ♪

♪ SEE HIM AT NIGHT ♪

♪ SWEATIN' WITH HIS DOG AND HIS CHEW-CHEW BONE, YOU KNOW ♪

♪ HE'S GOT NO FRIGHT ♪

♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ NO, NO, NOT A SOUL FOR MILES AROUND ♪

♪ WHERE THE MOON SHINES BRIGHT ♪

WELL, THE KING CALLS.

MISS IRONS, THE KING IS EXPECTING YOU.

AND MY ASSOCIATES.

MY ASSOCIATES?

WE'LL SEE.

WE'LL SEE?

WHAT JOB DO THEY THINK VAL CAN DO ALONE?

WHY, ROYAL MATCHMAKER, OF COURSE.

YOU SEE, THE RULES FOR ROYAL MATING IN OUR COUNTRY ARE VERY STRICT.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED YOU.

I TOLD MOM AND POP SINCE I NEED PROTECTION AND A MATCHMAKER,

WHO BETTER TO HANG WITH THAN THE GREAT VALLERY IRONS?

SURE. THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

GOOD, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

UH, EXCUSE ME, TINY.

QUICK WILLIAMS. HOW Y'ALL DOING? GOOD. GOOD.

LOOKING GOOD, QUEEN. LOVE IT. LOOKS GOOD. GOOD.

SO I GOT A QUESTION.

WHAT IS IT WE'RE AFRAID OF HERE WITH ALL THIS SECURITY?

OUR COUNTRY IS IN TURMOIL.

NOT EVERYONE FAVORS THE MONARCHY THESE DAYS.

MANY OF THE REBELS WHO HAVE OPPOSED ME

HAVE ESCAPED TO THE U.S.

IN SHORT, A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE WANT US DEAD.

IF THERE WAS EVER ANY REAL DANGER,

WE WOULD NEVER LET MISS IRONS BODYGUARD THE PRINCE ALONE.

OH, OF COURSE. THAT'S HOW SHE TRAINED US.

RIGHT, HUH? YES.

WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN YOUR TRAINING TECHNIQUES TO THE KING?

UM... UH...

UH, LIMOGES, THE, UH,

LIMOUSINE GROUND ENGAGEMENT TECHNIQUE.

IT'S RARE.

A FAMOUS CLIENT GOES, THE ENTIRE TEAM MUST FOLLOW.

BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT.

WOULD $10,000 A DAY SUFFICE?

[laughing]

(Tasha) KAY, ACCESS THE COMPUTER

AND PULL UP EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON THE KINGDOM OF ARDINA.

ARDINA,

RESTORED TO A MONARCHY AFTER THE FALL OF THE COMMUNIST BLOC.

(Tasha) WHAT ABOUT ROYAL WEDDINGS?

UH, LET'S SEE, ROYAL WEDDINGS.

[computer beeping]

ROYAL WEDDINGS ARE ARRANGED BY AN OFFICIAL MATCHMAKER

WHO IS APPOINTED BY THE REIGNING MONARCH.

SO VAL IS THE BOSS, THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE?

YEAH.

THE ROYAL KNOT-TYING IS DEFINITELY IN HER COURT.

(Tasha) NOW, ACCESS THE DATABASE

ON ARDINA'S OFFICIAL ENEMIES LIST.

[computer beeping]

CERTAIN SECTS CONSIDERED ENEMIES OF THE ARDINIAN STATE,

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ARE CONSIDERED DANGEROUS

AND ARE THEREFORE SUBJECT TO EXECUTION.

YOU WENT THROUGH MY DRAWERS, DIDN'T YOU?

NO.

(Nikki) ROYAL MATCHMAKER? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT TITLE?

THAT POOR PRINCE. HE MUST BE BORED TO TEARS.

[laughing]

AND THEN I SAID, "HEY, MISTER,

IF I WANTED TO PAY FULL PRICE, I WOULDN'T HAVE BOUNCED A CHECK."

YOU SEE, THERE IS NO WAY TO ENJOY SHOPPING IN MY COUNTRY,

I CAN TELL YOU THAT.

I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE PRETTY WELL PUT TOGETHER THERE, PRINCE.

WHAT IS THAT, UH, SUEDE AND SILK OR SOMETHIN'?

I'M A ROYAL.

OH, COMMONERS AREN'T FLOSSING IN VERSACE, IS THAT IT?

WELL, THEY CAN BARELY AFFORD TO EAT.

BUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE WITH THE RIGHT WIFE, I CAN CHANGE ALL THAT.

WELL, LET ME TELL YOU,

AS ROYAL MATCHMAKER, I'VE BEEN GIVING THAT A LOT OF THOUGHT.

ALREADY? (Val) UH-HUH.

GET READY TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS.

[Maxine exclaiming]

I THOUGHT WHEN YOU SAID "PRINCE,"

YOU MEANT SOME MAMA'S BOY FROM JERSEY.

YOU LOOK GREAT. YEAH, RIGHT.

HE'S VERY DOWN TO EARTH. MMM-HMM.

PRINCE JORDAN, THIS IS MY VERY BEST FRIEND, MAXINE.

HELLO. HI, HI.

SHE WAS COUNTER PERSON OF THE MONTH 3 TIMES IN A ROW. OH?

YEAH, YEAH, I--I CAN TELL THE EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT OF CONDIMENTS

JUST BY THE HEFT OF THE BUN.

OH, WELL, PERHAPS WHEN I FIND MY FUTURE WIFE,

WE'LL COME HERE FOR A BITE.

YEAH, THAT--THAT'D BE GREAT,

(Maxine) THE PRINCESS HERE.

[Maxine chuckling]

NEXT, I'D-- I'D LIKE TO GO HERE.

THESE WOMEN WOULD MAKE FINE WIVES.

YEAH, THEY'RE PROBABLY REAL GOOD COOKS.

NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME

TO THE WORLD-FAMOUS GALACTICA CLUB.

[people chattering]

HEY, LET'S HAVE A BIG WARM WELCOME

FOR OUR LOVELY GALACTICA LADIES!

[men cheering]

WHAT WILL YOU BID FOR THE HONOR OF JOUSTING

WITH BAMBI THE TERRIBLE

IN THE PIT OF WARM GELATIN?

[laughing]

I OPEN THE AUCTIONING AT $20. DO I HEAR $20?

$20, $20? $20,000.

BRO, I THINK YOU OPENED A LITTLE HIGH,

BUT, UH, I'LL TAKE THIS FOR YOU.

THANK YOU, VAL.

[men cheering]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM, OLIVE OYL?

NO, BUT YOU WILL IF YOU GET ANY OF THAT HOOF GOO ON MY GUCCI LOAFERS.

NIKKI, TO THE RIGHT.

I'M ON IT.

STAY WITH THE PRINCE, VAL.

GOD, WHAT A GREAT WAY TO MEET WOMEN.

[Jordan grunting]

(Jordan) WAIT. OOH.

WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE!

YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE ROUGH, UH...

(Val) PRINCE, BE CAREFUL.

TASHA, NIKKI, IT'S A TRAP. WATCH THE PRINCE.

DEATH TO THE DESPOT OF ARDINA.

(Jordan) OH, THIS ISN'T RIGHT. THIS IS TOO MUCH.

NIKKI, LIVE GRENADE. NO PROBLEM.

(Jordan) GET THESE WOMEN OFF OF ME!

OH, GOD, HELP!

VAL, GET IN HERE! SOMEBODY HELP! HELP!

SAVE THE CLIENT.

[Val shouting] GET THESE WOMEN OFF OF ME!

FREEZE. I SAID STAY DOWN.

TASHA! TASHA, HELP!

TASH, COME ON.

COME ON, TASH, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE.

WHY DID I KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN?

[women screaming]

OOH, MY HEART IS STILL RACING.

YEAH, A BRUSH WITH DEATH CAN DO THAT TO A MAN.

NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

(Jordan) I'M HAVING MORE FUN THAN I EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

(Quick) YEAH, WE'RE A FULL-SERVICE AGENCY.

OH!

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY VAL IS THE BOSS.

SHE'S SO FULL OF LIFE, YET ALWAYS ON THE ALERT.

[people chattering]

WE'RE SO SORRY.

WE NEVER DREAMED IT COULD BE AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT.

THAT GUY GAVE US $100 A PIECE TO PIN HIM DOWN.

HE SAID IT WAS A FRATERNITY PRANK.

NO HARM DONE. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

THIS BETTER COME OUT IN THE WASH.

AND AT AGE 3,

I ALREADY HAD 3 SERVANTS AND A FULL-TIME TUTOR.

THANK YOU.

DID YOU EVER ORDER THE SERVANTS TO, LIKE, BLOW UP THE TUTOR?

[Jordan laughing]

WELL, YES, BUT THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PREPARED

FOR THE UNDERCROFT COLLEGE OF ARTS AND LETTERS.

YES, MY ENTIRE LIFE WAS PLANNED.

RIGHT DOWN TO WHERE AND WHEN YOU'D FIND A BRIDE.

WELL, A PRINCE DOESN'T MAKE THE RULES, BUT HE CERTAINLY MUST FOLLOW THEM.

DON'T WORRY, JORDAN, WE'LL FIND YOU A WIFE.

YES, BUT WILL SHE ACCEPT A HUSBAND

WITH SUCH STRICT RULES AND REGULATIONS?

[intercom beeping]

V.I.P. (woman on phone) PIZZA.

OH, I'M SORRY, THAT WAS ME.

I ORDERED SEVERAL ON VAL'S PHONE.

(Val) I GOT IT.

IT'S NEW YORK STYLE. YOU CAN'T GET IT IN ARDINA.

♪[humming]

OH, I'M SORRY.

[speaking Ardinese]

YOU SPEAK ARDINESE? FLUENTLY.

UH, PIZZA GIRL, DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE?

WHY, YES. GOOD.

(Val) PICK SOMETHING TO THE RIGHT THERE, ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

AS FOR YOUR MAKEUP, HMM, LET ME SEE.

I'M THINKING DUSTY ROSE.

WE'LL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SIMILAR TO MY HAIR.

OH, A PINK DRESS. LET ME SEE, SHOES.

WHAT ARE YOU, A SIZE 7? PERFECT. GREEN.

OH. RED DRESS. GOT IT. AWESOME. YOU'RE STYLING.

EVERYBODY, THIS IS ALEX.

SHE'S 26, SINGLE,

GETTING HER DOCTORATE AT U.C.L.A. FOR ROMANCE LANGUAGES,

AND SHE KNOWS AND UNDERSTANDS THE WAYS OF ARDINA.

OH, I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU BACHELOR NUMBER ONE.

HI. HI.

♪ YOU SAY THAT I'M YOUR INSPIRATION ♪

VALLERY, THANKS FOR MAKING MY LAST PIZZA DELIVERY. NO PROBLEM.

YOU GUYS JUST GET COMFY BACK THERE.

♪ NEED SOME VIBRATION ♪

♪ IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS, JUST HAVING FUN ♪

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT WE'D FIND SOMEONE

WHO SPEAKS ARDINESE RIGHT ON OUR DOORSTEP?

VAL, I'M NOT SURE THEY'RE HITTIN' IT OFF.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO SOMEWHERE REALLY ROMANTIC.

ISN'T THIS NICE? BEAUTIFUL.

[Quick laughing]

[Val sighing]

QUICK, CHECK 3.

BLACK SEDAN.

WINDOW'S DOWN, LOOKS LIKE A SCOPE. GET THE CLIENT OUT OF HERE.

[camera clicking] (Quick) ALL RIGHT, COPY THAT.

(Quick) VAL, GET THE CLIENT BACK TO YOUR PENTHOUSE. NOW.

MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.

ARE YOU GONNA BE OK?

YEAH, MOVE. GO, GO, GO! OK, OK. OK.

[tires screeching]

(Quick) NIKKI, A LITTLE HELP HERE. I'M ON IT.

[tires screeching]

ANYONE WANT TO PUT THAT BULLETPROOF GLASS TO THE TEST?

MR. WILLIAMS, I DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS YOU. REALLY?

YOU SEE A LOT OF BROTHERS WITH A FINE SUIT AND A BIG GUN HANGING WITH YOUR PRINCE?

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SHOOT AT ME.

YEAH, WELL, NOW YOU KNOW WE WILL.

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING US?

I'M FOLLOWING THE PRINCE OR WAS UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG.

I THOUGHT WE WERE HIS BODYGUARDS.

WHEN YOU'RE A RULER FROM ARDINA, YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH PROTECTION.

LOOK, TITO, THE PRINCE IS IN GOOD HANDS.

NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO CHECK UP, GIVE US A CALL.

(Tanzel) FORGIVE ME FOR INTERRUPTING. TAKE A CLOSE LOOK.

(King Solton) THEY ARE TOGETHER NOW?

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. THE PRINCE IS IN DANGER.

KILL HER.

♪[soft music playing]

[door opening]

NOW THIS IS A LITTLE PLACE I CALL HOME.

HELLO.

MAXINE.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M MAXINE'S YOUNGER SISTER, OLADEA.

WELL, YOU'VE, UH, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL OVER YOUR SISTER.

WELL, AREN'T YOU AS SWEET AS SUGAR WITH HALF THE CALORIES.

NICE TO MEET YOU, OLADEA.

CHARMED, I'M SURE.

HMM.

OLADEA?

NOTE TO SELF,

SELF, TELL VAL THE NEXT TIME SHE BRINGS A HANDSOME PRINCE HOME,

MAKE SURE HE'S ALONE.

[crying] HI, QUICK.

MAXINE. HEY.

WHERE'D THEY...

(Val) DO I GIVE GOOD MATCH-MAKE OR WHAT?

IF THEY WERE ANYMORE INTO EACH OTHER, THEY'D NEED OINTMENT.

OINTMENT?

(Jordan) VAL, WAIT.

SHE'S GONNA GET ALL GOOSE-BUMPY.

LOOK, ALEX IS WONDERFUL.

BUT?

NO, THERE'S ALWAYS A BUT.

IT HAS TO DO WITH HER HERITAGE.

YOU WOULD HAVE HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING,

BUT MY FATHER-- MY FATHER WILL SEE IT ON HER FACE.

HE'LL NEVER APPROVE.

(Val) THIS IS RIDICULOUS. LOOK AT YOU TWO.

I KNOW. IT'S TOTAL KISMET.

BUT,

ONE OF OUR CUSTOMS IS THAT THE ROYAL MATCHMAKER HAS FINAL APPROVAL

DESPITE WHAT MY PARENTS SAY.

SO YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE EACH OTHER UNBEKNOWNST TO YOUR PARENTS,

LIKE IN A FAIRY TALE?

WELL, WITH YOUR HELP, YES.

OH, THAT IS SO ROMANTIC.

[sighing]

♪ IT'S JUST A DREAM, JUST A DREAM ♪

[bell chiming]

♪ IT'S JUST A DREAM, IT'S JUST A DREAM ♪

I MUST HAVE YOU, BEFORE YOU MARRY SHE

WHOSE FEET I AM NOT WORTHY TO CLEAN.

TAKE ME.

[Jordan grunting]

HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO VIOLATE MY BRIDE LIKE THIS? GUARDS!

OFF WITH HER HEAD! NO! NO! NO!

BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!

I'M NOT THE SKI GIRL!

(Tasha) NO!

♪ INSIDE YOUR HEART ♪

KAY, MY LOVE.

YES, MY PRINCE, IT IS I.

AND SINCE WE'RE ABOUT TO BE MARRIED,

I WANT YOU TO SEE ALL OF ME. ALL OF ME.

[Kay whispering] SEE ALL OF ME. SEE ALL OF ME.

SEE ALL OF ME.

[birds chirping]

(Val) TASHA, YOU'RE BEING SILLY.

LOOK AT THEM, THEY'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 3 DAYS.

(Nikki) YEAH, TASH,

MAYBE THEY'RE A LITTLE NAUSEATING,

BUT SHE SEEMS COOL.

HERE'S THE FILE YOU REQUESTED ON ALEX. THANKS, KAY.

D.M.V., T.R.W., IT ALL CHECKS OUT.

SHE REALLY IS JUST A HARMLESS PIZZA GIRL.

I SMELL SOMETHING FISHY, AND I'M NOT TALKIN' ANCHOVIES.

(Tasha) WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING. IT'S CALLED ROMANCE.

YOU KNOW, TRUE LOVE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LOGICAL.

IT'S MAGICAL.

OH, PLEASE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF US FINDING A GIRL

WHO SPEAKS ARDINESE RIGHT HERE AT OUR DOORSTEP?

(Tasha) A LITTLE CONVENIENT, DON'T YOU THINK?

ISN'T IT TIME TO, LIKE, BLOW SOMETHING UP?

(Jordan) VALLERY,

ALEX AND I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THE BEACH.

NIKKI, QUICK, CAN YOU GUYS GET READY?

IT'S DECOY TIME.

THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.

IS THAT A WIG?

WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I LOOK LIKE A PRINCE?

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BABY,

IT'S ALL IN THE WAY YOU MOVE.

[whooping]

YES, THEY FOLLOWED THEM. COME ON. LET'S GO.