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Original subtitles

[jet engine roaring]

[man chattering on radio]

AIR PATROL'S GONNA BE ON US IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET YOUR HOSTAGES BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY.

LESS TALK, MORE FLYING.

[man continues chattering on radio]

[gun firing]

[alarm buzzing]

[Val exclaiming]

OH!

OH! HEY, HEY.

WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU THINK-- WAKE HIM UP, WAKE HIM UP. CAN HE STILL FLY THE PLANE?

DO YOU THINK HE CAN STILL FLY THE PLANE AFTER YOU WAKE HIM UP?

HE-- HE'S NOT NAPPING, OK? HE'S DEAD.

[both screaming]

THAT'S NOT GOOD. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, YOU TRY

AND FLY THE PLANE, I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL.

OK.

OK, I'VE GOT YOU COVERED. I GOT YOU COVERED.

[breathing rapidly]

(Pauly) I FOUND SOMETHING IN THE BACK!

A PARACHUTE!

GREAT. DID YOU GET ONE FOR ME?

NO, THERE'S ONLY ONE. BYE.

PAULY! PAULY!

[alarm buzzing]

YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE...

[laughing]

PAULY!

WHERE WERE YOU? I WAS WAITING FOR YOU.

I HAD A PARACHUTE. YEAH, WHATEVER.

JUST, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LET GO.

[chortling] OH, BELIEVE ME I WON'T.

(Val) OH, GOD.

YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND. I GOT IN A LUCKY PUNCH. I'M NOT A BODYGUARD.

BUT WE ARE. YOU'D JUST BE A FIGUREHEAD.

A NAME ON THE DOOR. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER EVEN LEAVE THE OFFICE.

YOU'LL HELP US PULL IN THE RICH AND FAMOUS. WE'LL DO THE REST.

WE'RE PROFESSIONALS. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF ALL THE TOUGH STUFF.

SO I'LL NEVER BE IN ANY DANGER? NEVER.

NEVER. NEVER.

[horse snuffling]

[guns clicking]

OOPS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WAS STARTLED BY THE RECOIL.

A BERETTA 92S HAS NO RECOIL.

BESIDES, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE RUDE

THAN DROPPING A LOADED PISTOL AT A TARGET RANGE.

I SAID I WAS SORRY.

I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THEM TO MEET VIKTOR BALEK.

I'M SORRY ABOUT MY STUDENT.

IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

LOOK, IT'S-- IT'S NOT WORKING. I-- IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE. OK?

TAKE IT EASY, ARNIE. IT'S ONLY US AND THE LITTLE LADIES.

WHICH AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU THE SECOND BEST SHOOTER HERE.

OOH.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WERE ANY GOOD, I MIGHT EVEN BE OFFENDED BY THAT.

DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR PRETTY, LITTLE HEAD ABOUT US. WE'RE DOING JUST FINE.

REALLY?

WELL, YOUR WEIGHT IS DISTRIBUTED IMPROPERLY, AND YOUR GRIP IS LOUSY.

TASHA. BUT, OTHER THAN THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE DOIN' FINE.

EXCUSE ME, ARNIE.

YOU SHOOT LIKE THAT, LITTLE GIRL, YOU COME TALK TO ME.

[chuckling]

WHEN YOU CAN SHOOT LIKE THAT, LITTLE MAN...

AHEM. OH, WAIT.

SEE, THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. WHAT AM I SAYING?

SO THERE.

AND YOU'LL FIND OUR SECURITY ANALYSIS THOROUGH YET DISCREET.

OUR LIPS ARE SUPER-GLUED.

YOUR COMPETITION GETS NOTHING FROM US.

EVEN IF THEY YANK OUR LIMBS OFF. AHEM.

IN ADDITION TO WHICH OUR ABILITY TO PERFORM SURVEILLANCE

AND COUNTER-SURVEILLANCE, WE FEEL--

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM?

[speaking foreign language]

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

UH, LIPS SEALED, YANK OFF OUR LIMBS, COUNTER-SURVEILLANCE.

FERRIS HERE IS ALL OVER IT. AREN'T YOU, FERRIS?

ME AND THE 65 TRAINED SECURITY PROFESSIONALS UNDER MY COMMAND.

65, HUH? THAT'S...

THAT'S A LARGE NUMBER, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

THE QUESTION IS,

DO THEY ALL WEAR THOSE UGLY BROWN SHOES?

'CAUSE I GOTTA TELL YOU, MR. BALEK,

130 OF THOSE CLOMPIN' AROUND,

(Quick) THE WORD THAT POPS INTO MY HEAD IS CONSPICUOUS.

AT A TIME WHEN YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE GIVING YOUR BUSINESS

THE OLD GLOVED-FINGER EXAM.

(Quick) ABSURD.

NOT WITH YOUR BID FOR TRANS GLOBAL COMMUNICATIONS UP FOR APPROVAL.

VERY PERSUASIVE. AREN'T THEY, FERRIS?

I DON'T THINK THE TIMEFRAME IS RIGHT, MR. BALEK.

(Balek) A GOOD POINT.

AS SOON AS TRANS GLOBAL CLOSES, I'LL CELEBRATE

MY $0.6 BILLION PROFIT WITH A LITTLE TRIP AROUND THE WORLD.

I GET IT. TRANS GLOBAL FOR TRANS GLOBAL.

HE'S FUNNY. THAT'S GOOD.

AND IF THIS SECURITY THING DOESN'T WORK OUT,

WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT HIS PART IN MARKETING.

REALLY? ACTUALLY, HE'S OK WITH THE SECURITY THING RIGHT NOW.

THANKS FOR LISTENING.

CUTE.

FERRIS, WHERE ARE WE WITH OUR LITTLE PROBLEM?

THE LAW FIRM IS GETTING NOWHERE, MR. BALEK.

MAY I SUGGEST MORE AGGRESSIVE TACTICS?

YOU MAY.

[car horn honking]

SO, HOW'S OUR CRACK SHOT DOING?

TASHA HAS A BUG UP HER BUTT ABOUT THE WAY I HOLD A GUN.

IN YOUR HAND WOULD BE NICE.

HEY, GUYS, WE HIT A BULL'S-EYE.

WOWED THIS BALEK GUY BIG TIME.

BALEK? THAT'S WHO YOU WERE TALKIN' ABOUT.

VIKTOR BALEK. MEDIA MOGUL.

ROSE TO PROMINENCE IN THE LAST 6 YEARS.

SMALL TO MEDIUM-SIZED CABLE MARKET VISIONARY.

WORTH OVER $2 BILLION.

OUR PITCH WAS A BRICK. BALEK'S GOT HIS OWN GUY.

HEY, I'M OPTIMISTIC, ALL RIGHT?

BORING YOU, TASH?

SOMEBODY FOLLOWED ME AND VAL FROM THE RANGE.

ARE YOU SURE? (Tasha) SEE THAT CAR?

IT WAS AT THE GUN CLUB.

THE ONLY THING THAT CAR OUGHT TO FOLLOW IS A TOW TRUCK.

I'M GONNA CHECK IT OUT.

NOT WITHOUT ME YOU'RE NOT.

I'M GONNA CHECK OUT THIS-- COME ON, VAL.

BE CAREFUL.

(Tasha) HE'S GOT A GUN.

I GOT HIM.

HEY! HUH?

[grunting]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THAT'S THAT WEIRDO FROM THE TARGET RANGE.

THANKS.

CAREFUL WITH THAT, THAT'S--

NOT SO FAST. WHAT?

WHAT'S UP WITH THE INSTAMATIC?

IT'S A HI-8 VIDEO CAMERA. AND--

(Arnie) COULD I HAVE THAT, PLEASE?

THAT'S WHAT I DO. I'M A DOCUMENTARIAN.

AND I'M A HUMANITARIAN.

WHY DID YOU FOLLOW US?

I HEARD YOU MENTION VIKTOR BALEK'S NAME AND I THOUGHT THAT--

I THOUGHT IF YOU WERE WORKING FOR HIM

THAT MAYBE YOU MIGHT TRY TO KILL ME, SO I CAME TO INVESTIGATE.

I THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE PARANOID.

NO, VIKTOR BALEK WANTS ME DEAD BY THURSDAY.

VIKTOR BALEK DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST.

YES, HE DOES.

AND HE'S NOT WHO HE SAYS HE IS, AND I CAN PROVE IT.

KAY MENTIONED SOMETHIN' ABOUT A BALEK EXPOSE

GOING OUT TO THE INTERNET THIS THURSDAY. IS THAT YOU?

YEAH, THOSE ARE MY ADS. THAT'S ME.

I'M ARNIE FEIGN.

ARNIE FEIGN.

NO?

THAT BALEK,

HE'S DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO STOP ME.

BUT WITH THIS EXPOSE, I'M-- I'M GOING TO THE TOP, STRAIGHT TO THE TOP.

MY CAMERA. WAIT.

IF YOU WERE A DOG, DO YOU SEE YOURSELF CHASING A CAR,

OR BEING CHASED BY A BIGGER DOG?

WHAT?

ANSWER THE QUESTION.

BEING CHASED.

MMM-HMM.

WHEN YOU SQUEEZE A LEMON, WHERE DOES THE JUICE GO?

IN MY EYE.

HMM.

WHEN YOU THINK OF HOME,

DO YOU SEE A PERSON, PLACE OR SOMETHING ELSE?

SOMETHING ELSE. WHAT?

A CAMERA. ALL RIGHT? LOOK, YOU THINK...

YOU--YOU THINK THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TESTS TO SEE IF I'M A LUNATIC OR NOT.

SORRY FOR INCONVENIENCING YOU.

YOU MAY GO NOW.

DON'T WE WANNA HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY?

SURE. HE CAN MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.

BYE-BYE.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT BODYGUARD ETIQUETTE, BUT

YOUR MANNERS STINK.

HE FLUNKED THE KIRBY-ROSENZWEIG TEST.

WHAT IS THAT? VAL, ARNIE WAS RIGHT.

I ADMINISTERED A TEST DEVELOPED BY THE C.I.A. TO CHECK FOR PARANOIA.

TASHA WAS DATING THE AGENCY'S HEAD SHRINK.

ACTUALLY,

HE WAS THE ASSISTANT HEAD HEAD SHRINKER.

ARNIE FLUNKED WITH FLYING COLORS. HE'S TOTALLY PARANOID.

WELL, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT BALEK ISN'T TRYING TO KILL HIM.

[sighing]

SHE DOES HAVE A POINT.

KAY,

ARNIE FEIGN,

THE TYPE OF GUY WE PROTECT PEOPLE FROM,

NOT THE TYPE OF GUY WE PROTECT.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

(Nikki) SHE FEELS SORRY FOR HIM.

THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE LETTING HER TALK US INTO WORKIN' FOR HIM.

OUR RIDE IS BUSTED.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE A BILLIONAIRE IS AFRAID OF WHAT HE'S GOT TO SAY?

(Nikki) FUNNY THING IS, THE ANTENNA'S STILL UP.

IT SHOULD RETRACT WHEN YOU KILL THE ENGINE.

A RADIO ANTENNA IS FREQUENTLY USED BY

CAR BOMBERS TO CATCH THE DETONATOR SIGNAL.

(Tasha) NIKKI,

YOU'RE SEEIN' BOMBS EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK.

[car exploding]

(Quick) VAL! VAL! YOU ALL RIGHT?

[Vallery coughing]

OH. SEE?

(Tasha) OK, SO YOU DO NEED PROTECTION, BUT IT--

IT STILL DOESN'T MEAN THAT BALEK IS TRYIN' TO KILL YOU.

I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S AFTER ME.

YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU, VAL? YEAH.

DON'T BLOW AN O-RING. WHOEVER BLEW YOUR JALOPY DIDN'T WANNA KILL YOU.

THEY PURPOSELY SET IT OFF WHILE YOU WERE A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY.

THIS IS A WARNING.

THERE'S SOMETHING THE BOMBER WANTS FROM YOU.

EXCUSE ME.

AM I NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH HERE?

VICTOR BALEK, OK?

HE WANTS MY EXPOSE ON THE INTERNET STOPPED.

THIS ONLY PROVES THAT HE'S WILLING TO KILL ME IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES.

WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING THAT YOU'RE WITH US.

ISN'T IT?

LIKE TASHA SAID,

HE DEFINITELY NEEDS PROTECTION.

GOOD. THEN YOU'RE HIRED.

BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE VAL SWEARS THAT YOU'RE NOT WORKING FOR BALEK.

HEY, TAKE IT EASY, ARNIE.

(Tasha) THERE'S A SMALL MATTER OF OUR FEE.

FEE?

MY EXPOSE OF BALEK IS IMPORTANT TO THE WORLD.

(Arnie) CAN'T WE JUST CALL IT PRO BONO?

YOU CALL IT SONNY BONO, FOR ALL I CARE.

WE STILL GET A FEE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS.

(Quick) HOLD ON, NOW.

I WAS SAYIN' HE CAN ALWAYS WORK IT OFF, SAY WITH A...

ELECTRONIC PRESS KIT ON V.I.P. AND IT'S FLY MALE OPERATIVE.

YEAH.

A LITTLE PUBLICITY NEVER HURT.

OH, GREAT.

FROM THE HUGH GRANT SCHOOL OF LIFE.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU BETTER DROP IN ON BALEK AND GIVE HIM THE "DON'T MESS WITH US" SPEECH.

[seagulls cawing]

FEIGN, AS IN ARNIE FEIGN.

OH, SO YOU ADMIT KNOWIN' HIM.

OH, I CERTAINLY DO.

I RATHER DETEST

THE LITTLE TROLL, IF YOU MUST KNOW.

MY COMPANY'S OFFICIAL OPINION IS THAT FEIGN IS NEITHER A...

JOURNALIST NOR A FILMMAKER.

WE TOLD HIM THAT WHEN HE APPLIED TO BE A HOST ON THE HOW AND THE WHY.

(Balek) HEARD OF IT?

60 MINUTES WITHOUT ANDY ROONEY ACCORDING TO HOWARD ROSENBERG.

A REAL RATINGS GRABBER.

FEIGN TRIED TO WORK FOR YOU?

BEGGED IS MORE THE WORD.

OH, SO,

YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ARNIE FEIGN'S PENDING EXPOSE?

MR. WILLIAMS,

DID YOU KNOW THEY LAUGHED

WHEN I BOUGHT MY FIRST SMALL-MARKET CABLE SYSTEM?

TODAY, ONE OF 3 HOMES IN AMERICA ARE WIRED BY BALEK COMMUNICATIONS.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW EASY IT IS FOR ME

TO COUNTER ANY CHARGES FEIGN MIGHT MAKE AGAINST ME?

I'M INTERESTED IN HIS EXPOSE FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE.

THE DAY AFTER IT AIRS, I SQUASH ARNIE FEIGN

LIKE THE SMALL RODENT HE IS.

WE'LL FIND OUR WAY OUT.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ON THEM?

HIGHLY SKILLED. STERLING REPUTATION.

VALLERY IRONS IS THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS.

THEY MUST HAVE A WEAK POINT.

EVERYONE DOES.

FIND IT.

SEE HOW THE GEARS TURN HERE AT V.I.P.

KAY SIMMONS: BABE IN GEEKS CLOTHING.

THE PENTIUM PROCESSOR OF THE LITTLE INTEL CHIP WE CALL V.I.P.

SHE'S PROBABLY TRACKING SOME HIGH-LEVEL PERP WITHOUT EVER LEAVING HER DESK.

SHE MAY BE THE RECEPTIONIST, BUT KAY'S A REAL PRO.

[phone ringing]

[computer beeping]

[grunting]

TASHA'S A REALLY GIFTED FIGHTER.

SHE'S GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

[grunting]

NOT IN THE DOJO.

(Nikki) COME ON, YOU LITTLE CHILI PEPPER.

TELL AUNT NIKKI HOW YOU ALMOST BLEW UP ARNIE.

BEAT IT.

NIKKI APPARENTLY PREFERS THE COMPANY OF BOMBS TO PEOPLE.

SEE, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.

I'M WEARIN' THE PIT RIG, IT RUINS THE DRAPE.

OF COURSE, ALL I REALLY CARE ABOUT IS GETTIN' THE JOB DONE RIGHT.

A POTENT MESSAGE. EVEN BODYGUARDS HAVE TO LOOK GOOD.

[beeping]

I LOVE CALLING THOSE AUTOMATIC LINES

THAT TELL YOU WHAT YOUR BALANCE IS.

[chuckles] FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT.

YOU ASKED ABOUT V.I.P.'S WEAKNESS?

MONEY. HMM.

VALLERY IRONS PROTECTION ASSUMED ALL ASSETS AND LIABILITIES

OF COLT ARROW PROTECTION.

MOSTLY LIABILITIES.

JUST ACT LIKE I'M NOT HERE. UH,

I CAN'T. WHY NOT?

BECAUSE, UH, YOU HAVE A CAMERA IN MY FACE AND

I'M SHY.

OK. WELL--

WELL, OK, MAYBE I CAN INTERVIEW YOU THEN?

OH, NO.

OK, WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW?

UH, OK, ALL RIGHT. UM.

UM, OK. DO YOU, UH,

DO YOU LIKE BEING A CELEBRITY BODYGUARD?

OH, YEAH, I LOVE IT.

MEETING THE FAMOUS PEOPLE, RICH PEOPLE-- PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE.

HMM. I LOVE PEOPLE.

AS A-- AS A CONCEPT OR A SPECIES?

WHATEVER.

[Val sighing]

YOU KNOW, UH,

WHEN I WAS GROWIN' UP, MY MOM LIED TO MY DAD.

MY DAD LIED TO MY MOM. THEY BOTH LIED TO ME.

AND I THINK THAT IF YOU--

IF YOU TELL A LIE,

YOU KILL SOMETHING PRECIOUS IN YOURSELF,

AND YOU STARVE SOMETHING SPECIAL IN OTHERS.

SO YOU'RE AN L.B.

LIE BUSTER.

HEY, I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE INTERVIEWING YOU, ANYWAY...

OH, UH.

I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT MY OFFICE. OK. WHAT ABOUT IT?

IT'S, UH,

FULLY DECKED OUT. (Arnie) FULLY.

SOUND PROOF, BULLET PROOF DESKS.

YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A BOMB-SNIFFER THINGY.

PUT A PRIVATE LINE THAT YOU CAN TAP.

HMM. AND IT'S TOP-SECRET.

VAL,

THOSE ARE SECURITY MEASURES, AS IN SECURE,

CONFIDENTIAL.

IT'S A PROMO VIDEO, SO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT.

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? DON'T YELL AT ME!

OH, MAYBE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET THROUGH TO YOU!

I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE PROBLEM. YOU DO.

YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AT YOUR FIRST 3 WORDS,

BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU DON'T THINK.

YOU MUST BE TALKIN' TO MY BUTT, 'CAUSE MY HAND AIN'T LISTENIN'!

OK, WE ALL NEED TO JUST COUNT TO 10 RIGHT HERE.

OH, YEAH, AS SOON AS SHE STOPS BEING C.P.: CRANKY PANTS.

(women) EXCUSE US!

[phone ringing]

DON'T YOU HAVE SOME PHONES TO ANSWER?

OK? DON'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY.

(Kay on answering machine) THIS IS V.I.P.

HERE TO SERVE YOUR SECURITY NEEDS. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.

[beeping]

(Balek) MISS IRONS? THIS IS VICTOR BALEK.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR FIRM'S PROPOSAL.

YOUR REFERENCES ARE IMPECCABLE.

I'M PREPARED TO PAY TOP DOLLAR.

LET'S SAY A FLAT FEE OF, UM, A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS.

MY MAN FERRIS IS ON HIS WAY WITH A RETAINER.

[women chattering]

(Val) ARNIE?

ARNIE?

QUICK, WHERE'D HE GO?

(Quick) BACK ELEVATOR. COME ON.

(Val) ARNIE?

ARNIE, WAIT UP.

(Val) WATCH OUT! HE'S GOT A GUN!

NIKKI, TASHA STOP HIM.

[woman screaming] HEY, HEY.

YOU'RE IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, BRO.

I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

YOU DROP THE GAT, MEAT BRAIN.

A RETAINER.

MR. BALEK WANTS TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR PROPOSAL.

WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.

(Val) YOU SCARED OFF ARNIE.

HE SHOULD CONSIDER HIMSELF LUCKY.

WE REALLY DO NEED TO TALK, TASHA.

ABOUT TRYING TO FIND ARNIE.

5 MINUTES. I'LL BE IN A MUCH BETTER MOOD.

[phone ringing]

[grunting]

(Nikki) IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO FIND A PARANOID.

HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.

WELL, WE COULD TRACK HIS FAMILY.

TYPICAL FUGITIVE'S FIRST MOVE.

NOT ARNIE.

HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS PARENTS IS TOTALLY WHACKED.

HE TOLD YOU THAT?

YOU KNOW, HE NEVER TALKED ABOUT ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS, EITHER.

I THINK IT HAS TO BE WORK-RELATED,

BECAUSE THAT'S ARNIE'S ENTIRE LIFE.

MAN, YOU KNOW, YOU-- YOU 2 OUGHT TO GET YOUR OWN TALK SHOW.

LIKE DONNY AND MARIE?

KAY, IT WAS SARCASM.

OH.

WELL, IF ARNIE DOES WANNA GET HIS EXPOSE ON THE INTERNET,

HE WOULD CERTAINLY WANT TO BYPASS ANY CABLE OR SATELLITE LINK.

RIGHT. BALEK COULD TORCH THOSE PLANS.

"BALLICK." IT'S BALEK.

WHICH REALLY ONLY LEAVES A DIRECT LONG LINE TELEPHONE SERVER.

HEY, YOU KNOW, I DID NOTICE SOMETHING

WHEN I TAPPED INTO HIS CREDIT REPORT.

THERE IT IS.

HE'S LEASING AN INTERNET ACCESS SERVER

FROM A MAN NAMED AVERY BARDOOSH.

DO YOU HAVE AN ADDRESS?

THE ACCOUNT IS ENCRYPTED.

I CAN'T GET IN WITHOUT A PASSWORD.

WELL, WE'LL HIT UP EVERY, UH, CONTACT AND INFORMANT WE HAVE.

WELL, I'LL KEEP SURFING THE NET.

YOU NEVER KNOW. WE MAY GET LUCKY.

OK, WHAT CAN I DO?

UM, WE'LL CALL YOU WHEN WE FIND SOMETHING.

HEY, I FOUND YOU.

HEY, WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON.

I CALL IT MAXINE'S SIP AND CHAT.

NICE, ROLLS RIGHT OFF THE TONGUE.

WHAT ARE THE 2 THINGS THAT PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT?

UH, A MERCEDES AND A SHRINK.

OOH. A WATER BOTTLE AND A CELL PHONE.

YEAH. HUH?

YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE GYM, TO THE MARKET, A NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN.

THAT'S CUTE. YEAH?

YEAH. CHECK THIS OUT.

CHECK THIS OUT.

WHETHER YOU'RE SHOOTIN' DOWN THIRST,

OR SHOOTIN' YOUR MOUTH OFF, SIP AND CHAT.

HELLO?

[slurping]

HUH? OK, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU.

ALL RIGHT. I'M SO WORRIED ABOUT ARNIE.

WELL, VAL, I MEAN, CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY THAT YOU DID YOUR BEST TO PROTECT HIM?

I THINK I DID. I MEAN, I DID EVERYTHING I CAN.

ALL RIGHT, WELL,

IF YOU'RE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, I MEAN, THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO.

HONEST? THAT'S IT.

OK, I'M TRYING THE WORD "TRUTH" FOR ARNIE'S PASSWORD.

[computer beeping] IT'S NOT WORKING.

WELL, CAN YOU TRY AGAIN? BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONE WORD ARNIE LIVES BY.

HEY, GUYS, ARE WE FORGETTING?

NORMAL LOGIC DOES NOT WORK HERE.

HE'S A VIDEO NERD.

HE'S PROBABLY A TREKKIE.

IN KLINGON, THE WORD FOR TRUTH IS...

[speaking in Klingon]

IT WAS JUST A THOUGHT.

WELL, THAT'S LATIN TO ME.

VERITAS.

IT'S WORKING.

THE INTERNET ACCESS SITE IS A MALIBU MANSION

AVAILABLE FROM THAT AVERY BARDOOSH GUY.

(Tasha) LET'S GO FIND ARNIE.

OH, CAN I COME?

I'VE NEVER SEEN AN INTERNET ACCESS SERVER SITE BEFORE.

DON'T YOU EVER HAVE ANY WORK TO DO?

LIGHTEN UP, TASHA. WHAT COULD IT HURT?

(Ferris) ARNIE FEIGN.

WE KNOW HE'S AT YOUR FACILITY, JUST TELL US WHERE IT IS.

I'M TELLIN' YOU, I DON'T KNOW.

GIVE HIM ROOM.

I'M SURE MR. BARDOOSH DOESN'T WANT TO PROLONG THIS MUTUAL EMBARRASSMENT.

HOW MUCH LONGER?

JUST THE BUFFING.

WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN BELOW AND WAIT FOR ME?

ARNIE FEIGN. WHERE?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.

HE DOESN'T KNOW. HE DOESN'T KNOW.

HE'S LYING.

YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE TO LIE TO ME?

[crashing] OH, MR. BALEK, PLEASE.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?

YOU MADE ME HURT SOMEONE I REALLY LIKE!

FEIGN!

HE'S AT A HOUSE I LEASE AT THE TOP OF HACIENDA DRIVE.

4206.

I-- I'VE GOT IT RIGGED

WITH ALL THIS STATE OF THE ART COMMUNICATIONS EQUIPMENT.

SEE?

IT WASN'T TOO HARD, WAS IT?

[birds chirping]

(newscaster on T.V.) HER CONDITION WILL BE MONITORED FOR 72 HOURS

TO SEE IF THERE'S ANY SIGN OF ORGAN REJECTION.

IN A STORY OF SPECIAL INTEREST TO VIEWERS,

B.C.C. FOUNDER VICTOR BALEK

SAYS HE'S RECEIVED DEATH THREATS FROM A YOUNG DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKER,

WITH WHOM HE IS CURRENTLY IN LITIGATION.

ARNIE FEIGN IS OUT TO GET HIM, BALEK TOLD POLICE,

SO HE'S HIRED A TOP HOLLYWOOD SECURITY FIRM,

VALLERY IRONS PROTECTION, TO ACT AS HIS PERSONAL BODYGUARDS.

(Balek on T.V.) FEIGN SAID SOMETHING I'D RATHER NOT GO INTO.

AND I FELT I NEEDED TO RESPOND QUICKLY FOR MY OWN SAFETY.

IF ANYBODY CAN KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME, IT'S V.I.P.

AND I'M SURE THEY WILL.

I HOPE, FOR MR. FEIGN'S SAKE,

HIS RECKLESS BEHAVIOR DOESN'T INADVERTENTLY PUT HIM IN HARM'S WAY.

HE'S GONNA GET ME.

THAT BASTARD'S GONNA GET ME.

[gun firing]

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! (Val) RELAX.

IT'S JUST ARNIE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S SHOOTING AT US.

(Tasha) A PRETTY QUICK TRIGGER FINGER FOR SOMEONE SO INNOCENT.

HE COMES FROM A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY, YOU GUYS.

HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT WE'RE HERE TO HELP HIM.

(Nikki) HE DOESN'T CARE WHO HE SHOOTS AT.

[gun firing]

(Quick) OH.

NEITHER DO THOSE BULLETS.

I'VE GOT FLASH BULBS. I CAN KNOCK HIM OFF BALANCE.

NIKKI, WE CAN'T USE EXPLOSIVES ON A CLIENT.

OH, SHE'S RIGHT. I SAY WE SHOOT HIM.

OR NOT.

NOBODY NEEDS TO GET HURT.

TELL THAT TO YOUR FRIEND.

(Val) I WILL. A WHITE FLAG SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

VAL, THAT'S A HIGH-POWERED RIFLE.

YOU GET TAGGED, AND IT'S GAME OVER.

IT'S ALL IN THE APPROACH.

SHE IS THE BRAVEST WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN.

ARNIE?

NOBODY WANTS TO HURT YOU.

CAN I COME UP AND TALK TO YOU?

I KNOW THIS IS A TRICK.

YOU DISTRACT ME WHILE THE OTHERS SNEAK UP.

NO. NOBODY'S-- NOBODY'S GONNA SNEAK UP ON YOU.

I JUST WANNA COME IN.

OK. THEN ALL--

YOU ALL COME UP AT ONCE, WHERE I CAN SEE YOU.

WE'RE ALREADY HERE, ARNIE.

UNARMED!

NO TRICKS.

OK.

OK, THAT'S FAR ENOUGH.

NOW YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA STOP ME

BECAUSE I'LL-- I'LL SHOOT YOU.

I SWEAR. WHOA,

MY MAN. SLOW DOWN THERE. HUH?

WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE. NO, YOU CONSPIRED WITH BALEK.

I SAW IT MYSELF ON THE NEWS.

WHAT'S HE TALKIN' ABOUT?

B.C.C.

BALEK HIRED YOU FOR PROTECTION.

AND, LISTEN, THIS THING IS GOING OUT ON THE INTERNET

AND THE WHOLE WORLD IS GONNA SEE IT.

ARNIE, THE "B" IN B.C.C. IS BALEK.

HE CAN SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS TO.

IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE.

ARNIE, LISTEN TO ME, IT'S OK.

I KNOW HOW IT LOOKS,

BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WE'RE WORKING FOR VICTOR BALEK?

I MEAN, PLEASE.

THERE'S A GUY WHO NEEDS A REAL ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.

NOW YOU STAND BY YOUR PRINCIPLES.

HEY, VAL, HERE YOU GO.

WHY DON'T YOU, UH, TRY IT NOW?

LOOK, ARNIE, WE DON'T WANT BALEK'S MONEY.

WE WORK FOR A GUY WHO STANDS BY HIS PRINCIPLES NO MATTER WHAT.

THAT'S YOU.

10 YEARS AGO, I LIED MY WAY INTO A GROUP OF JOURNALISTS

HEADED FOR BOSNIA.

[guns firing]

I GOT A LEAD ON A SECRET MEETING OF LOCAL LEADERS,

TRYIN' TO PUT AN END TO THE WAR.

I MANAGED TO SNEAK INTO A VENT TO FILM IT, FIGURING I'D SCOOP ALL THE PROS.

THE MEETING WAS JUST ABOUT TO BEGIN

WHEN ELIA PETROSKI ARRIVED.

PETROSKI?

THEY CALL HIM "THE WIDOW-MAKER."

WITH GOOD REASON.

I JUST-- I COWERED INSIDE THAT VENT.

I WAS TOO SCARED TO DO ANYTHING...

HE KILLED THEM ALL.

EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THAT ROOM.

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE, EXCEPT ME.

AND I-- I KEPT QUIET FOR 10 YEARS,

UNTIL I SAW THIS MAGAZINE WITH VICTOR BALEK ON THE COVER.

BALEK IS PETROSKI?

YEAH. YOU SEE, HE PLUNDERED THE REPUBLIC'S TREASURY TO BUY HIMSELF

THIS NEW IDENTITY AND BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL MEDIA BARON.

I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW THOSE GUYS GOT STARTED.

WELL, I JUST, I CAN'T, I CAN'T KEEP QUIET ANY LONGER. BUT IF I GO TO THE MEDIA,

THEN HE'LL USE HIS POWER TO SQUASH MY STORY.

NOT TO MENTION YOU.

"LIKE A SMALL RODENT" WERE HIS EXACT WORDS.

NO. NOW YOU SEE?

IF I GET THE-- THE TRUTH OUT TO THE WHOLE WORLD SIMULTANEOUSLY THEN

THERE HAVE GOTTA BE OTHERS WHO--WHO KNOW WHO HE IS

AND THEY KNOW THE TRUTH AND THEN THEY'LL COME FORWARD.

THAT'S PROBABLY YOUR BEST HOPE IN KEEPING BALEK FROM KILLING YOU.

THAT'S MY ONLY HOPE.

WELL, YOU'VE GOT US.

[gun firing]

[glass shattering]

YOU SET ME UP!

SHUT UP AND GET DOWN!

WE DIDN'T SET YOU UP!

THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US, TOO. HELLO?

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR AMMO?

I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S NOT EVEN MY GUN. I FOUND IT.

[grunting]

LOOKS LIKE FERRIS BROUGHT ALL 65 OF HIS GOONS!

WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE.

"THE WIDOW-MAKER" WINS AGAIN.

HEY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T ARMED?

YOU CALL THIS ARMED?

IT'S OK. WE'RE GONNA BE OK, ARNIE.

WE'LL GET YOU THROUGH THIS. RIGHT, KAY?

RIGHT.

[guns firing]

[glass shattering]

(Ferris)

(Ferris) VALLERY

INSTRUCT YOUR TEAM TO LAY DOWN THEIR WEAPONS.

MY MEN ARE SURROUNDING YOU.

HE SOUNDS PISSED.

ALL I WANT IS ARNIE FEIGN.

COME OUT NOW AND I GUARANTEE THE REST OF YOU SAFE PASSAGE.

WE'RE NOT GIVIN' UP ARNIE!

[gun cocking]

(man) OK, COME ON, BEHIND THE WALL.

(man #2) I GOT YOUR BACK! MOVE!

WHAT ABOUT MY EXPOSE? IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO ON THE INTERNET IN A HALF-HOUR.

THE INTERNET SERVER IS DOWN.

BALEK'S GUYS MUST HAVE CUT THE LINES.

DAMN.

SO THIS IS WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO, IN THESE THE LAST HOURS OF MY LIFE.

NOBODY GO ANYWHERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

LOOK, MAYBE WE CAN FIGHT OUR WAY THROUGH.

WITH WHAT? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH AMMO TO BLUFF WITH.

WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER, MISS IRONS?

WE HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.

UH, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A VOTE.

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES.

CAN I HAVE 10?

I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO SOME ARM TWISTING BACK HERE.

I CAN REPROGRAM A LINK BETWEEN BARDOOSH'S MAIN FRAME

TO GO THROUGH AN ACCESS SERVER IN SAN FRANCISCO VIA THE REGULAR PHONE LINES.

NOW I DON'T THINK THERE'S GONNA BE TIME TO ACTUALLY DOWNLOAD THE EXPOSE,

BUT I THINK I CAN GET US ON THE NET IN REAL TIME.

LIVE.

HOW LONG?

20 MINUTES.

WE'LL ALL BE DEAD.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

IT'S HOPELESS. NO, THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED.

IT'S A CHANCE TO TELL YOUR STORY TO THE WHOLE WORLD.

LET'S DO IT, KAY.

25 IS 30, WE GOT 5 HOURS IS ABOUT, WHAT, 24 OF THEM?

I WAS JUST THINKIN' ABOUT THIS OLD MOVIE I LIKE.

DAVY CROCKETT, KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER.

(Tasha) GREAT. NO, HEAR ME OUT.

WHEN DAVY RUNS OUT OF BUCKSHOT IN THE MOVIE,

HE MAKES IT SOUND LIKE HE'S GOT A DOZEN GUYS.

EVEN THOUGH IT'S REALLY JUST HIM AND BUDDY EBSEN.

JED CLAMPETT?

BEFORE THAT. ANYWAY, HE TRICKS THE INDIANS

INTO USING ALL THEIR ARROWS.

PUTS THEM ON EQUAL FOOTING.

I KNOW HOW I CAN GET THESE GUYS TO WASTE SOME AMMO.

ME, TOO. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.

VAL, STALL FERRIS.

♪ LET ME IN, NOW LET ME OUT ♪

♪ NOTHING LEFT HERE FOR ME NOW ♪

♪ TIME HAS PASSED US BY AGAIN ♪

♪ NOW THERE'S TOO MUCH TO FORGET ♪

♪ FIRE ME UP, BRING ME DOWN ♪

♪ ONLY SILENCE, STILL NO SOUND ♪

♪ JUST TO WAKE YOU ♪

IT MIGHT TAKE US A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.

ONE OF THE GUYS VOTED TWICE.

♪ THE ONE THING, THE ONE THING ♪

♪ THE ONE THING IN YOUR HEAD ♪

♪ THE ONE THING, THE ONE THING ♪

♪ THAT COULD MAKE YOUR HEART BEAT AGAIN ♪

♪ BREAK ME HERE, TAKE ME THERE ♪

TAKING A NEW VOTE. SORRY.

♪ CHEW ME UP AND SPIT ME OUT ♪

♪ YOU'RE STILL WAITING FOR THAT ♪

♪ ONE THING, THE ONE THING ♪

♪ THE ONE THING IN YOUR HEAD ♪

♪ THE ONE THING, THE ONE THING ♪

THIS IS RIDICULOUS. MOVE IN AND KILL THEM ALL.

(man's voice on radio) ROGER THAT.

FRED, I'VE GOT THEM PINNED DOWN IN THE NORTH CORNER.

(Quick) FIRE NOW.

MOVE IT TO THE RIGHT.

DOWN THE WIDE PLAIN, DOWN THE WIDE PLAIN!

HEY, PETER, A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE.

I'VE GOT THEM.

JUST DON'T LET THEM INTO THE HOUSE.

I GOT A CLEAN SHOT ON FERRIS.

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE HIM? MOVE! MOVE!

HOLD UP. EVERYBODY, HOLD YOUR FIRE.

PUT ANOTHER TEAM ON THE ROOF.

ANYBODY GOT TARGETS? (man on radio) THAT'S A NEGATIVE.

NOTHING BUT MUZZLE FLASHES.

SHE'S GOT MORE PEOPLE THAN WE THOUGHT SHE HAD. SHE IS VERY GOOD.

SHOOT AT THE MUZZLE FLASHES. POUR ON EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.

(man on radio) YES, SIR.

FEED EVERYONE ANOTHER 50 ROUNDS. A.S.A.P.

PUT ANOTHER TEAM ON THE ROOF.

(man) COME ON, KEEP FIRING.

[men shouting]

COVER THE WEST WING, AND POUR IT ON!

IF YOU'D LIKE TO DO THE HONORS.

[guns firing]

I'M ARNIE FEIGN, WITH A BREAKING NEWS STORY FROM MALIBU, CALIFORNIA,

WHERE VALLERY IRONS AND HER CRACK TEAM OF BODYGUARDS ARE TRYIN' TO PROTECT ME

FROM MEDIA BARON AND MASS MURDERER, VICTOR BALEK,

WHO'S MEN NOW HAVE US UNDER SIEGE.

BALEK IS TRYIN' TO PREVENT US FROM REVEALING HIS TRUE IDENTITY.

[gun firing]

(Quick) ON THE LEFT! ON THE LEFT!

AMMO CHECK! (man on radio) WE'RE GETTING LOW!

WE STILL HAVE THE NUMBERS. TAKE THE HOUSE, NOW!

(Val) FUNKY SMOKE BOMBS.

(Kay) I HOPE THEY WORK.

LET'S GO.

(man) LET'S GO, BOB.

LET'S GO!

(Ferris) COME ON, OPEN THE HOUSE!

[grunting]

SAYONARA, BABY!

♪ FIRE ME UP, BRING ME DOWN ♪

♪ ONLY SILENCE, STILL NO SOUND ♪

♪ JUST TO WAKE YOU ♪

♪ THE ONE THING, THE ONE THING ♪

♪ THE ONE THING IN YOUR HEAD ♪

♪ THE ONE THING, THE ONE THING ♪

♪ THAT COULD MAKE YOUR HEART BEAT AGAIN ♪

♪ BRING ME HERE, TAKE ME THERE ♪

♪ NOTHING LEFT FOR ME, YOU SAID ♪

♪ CHEWED ME UP AND SPIT ME OUT ♪

♪ YOU'RE STILL WAITING FOR THAT ♪

♪ ONE THING, THE ONE THING ♪

♪ THE ONE THING IN YOUR HEAD ♪

♪ THE ONE THING, THE ONE THING ♪

YOU. ME.

I WARNED YOU, MAN. YEAH, THAT YOU DID.

WHICH IS WHY I BOUGHT A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA FOR THE OCCASION.

[laughing]

YOU LOST IN THE FOG OF WAR, MAN.

I COULD SEE THAT THING'S EMPTY FROM HERE.

[grunting]

GUESS WHAT? I LIED ABOUT YOUR GUN.

[gun firing]

SO, I WISH I KNEW HOW TO THANK YOU GUYS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OUR RATE CARD? HMM.

I WAS KIDDING. KIDDING.

WHERE YOU AT, BABY. WHAT? WHAT? GOOD.

HEY, GREAT WORKING WITH YOU, MAN.

YOU, TOO.

TAKE IT EASY. YEAH, THANKS.

YEAH. GOOD LUCK, ARNIE.

ALL RIGHT, NIKKI.

THANKS AGAIN.

I'LL LOOK FOR YOUR NEXT PIECE ON THE INTERNET.

HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE THE END OF THIS ONE.

YOU KNOW, BALEK'S STILL AT LARGE, YOU KNOW?

WELL, NOW THE F.B.I.'S AFTER HIM, THANKS TO YOU.

THE WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL CONFIRMED YOUR FINDINGS.

HIS DAYS AS MEDIA BARON, THEY'RE OVER.

SEE YOU LATER, ARNIE. SEE YA.

SO, VAL, LISTEN, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE BEST. YOU KNOW?

AND I-- AND I JUST HOPE THAT SOMEDAY I CAN...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD EVER DO FOR YOU,

BUT IF THERE EVER IS ANYTHING--

THAT'S OK. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR.

(Arnie) IT'S NICE, HUH?

IT'S A RENT-A-WRECK. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

YEAH, THE PRICE IS RIGHT AND, AND IT KIND OF FITS MY STYLE,

DON'T YOU THINK? YEAH, THIS IS GREAT.

AND THE TRUNK IS GREAT. IT'S GOT PLENTY OF ROOM FOR MY GEAR.

HUH!

GET IN THE TRUNK, ARNIE. QUIETLY.

KEYS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

COME WITH ME.

OPEN THE DOOR AND SLIDE OVER.

YOU DON'T WANNA RIDE IN THIS THING. IT'S NOT YOUR STYLE.

DO WHAT I SAY OR I USE THIS ON YOU. OK.

DRIVE! BUCKLE UP.

I SAID DRIVE. NOW!

OK.

(Val) YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS.

SO, THIS IS WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.

IN THESE, THE LAST MINUTES OF MY LIFE.

LATER, BALLICK.

IT'S BALEK.

[Balek screaming]

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT.

WHAT HAPPENED?

HE DIDN'T BUCKLE UP.

(Arn

(Arnie) TH

(Arnie) THIS IS A WELL-OIL

RESOURCEFUL, SKILLED, INVINCIBLE.

WILLING TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES, IF NECESSARY, TO ALL KINDS OF DANGER.

WHAT ABOUT THE BALEK NEWS NETWORK REPORT

THAT I HAD STOLEN SOME V.I.P. FILES?

IT'S COMPLETE B.S. A TOTAL LIE.

OH, YOU GOT MY SIP AND CHAT ON T.V.

I KNOW. AND ARNIE'S GONNA SELL IT TO THE NETWORKS,

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD'S GONNA SEE IT.

OH, I KNEW YOU'D FIND A WAY TO HELP ME. THANK YOU.

IT'S PRETTY HANDY. OK, OK, WAIT, WAIT.

WHERE'S THE PART? I WANNA SEE WHEN YOU MENTION MY NAME.

OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THE STORY IS ABOUT V.I.P.

WHAT?

MY BIG CHANCE AT SUCCESS AND YOU DON'T EVEN TELL PEOPLE HOW TO ORDER?

YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.

'CAUSE I WAS SQUIRT GUN CHAMPION SINCE I WAS 6 YEARS OLD.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, MISS INVINCIBLE.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, MISS CURLY LOCKS. BRING IT ON, HONEY.

ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.

(Maxine) I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! BRING IT ON!

[screaming]

[laughing]