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when you're strolling down the bullring

that means the lame a friendly Brooklyn

sing you this sweet refrain aid militar

since launched it to you and the tap of

the Marlins

when it's early in the a rough that

means spring

the birds are glad to see you here's

what they sing gave me repulsion slime

see to you and the top of the morning to

oh it's great how they greet you in

Ireland learn the words so you won't

have to get it's a toast to your health

for one thing and a hundred thousand

welcomes dollars in your heart to feel

and shared world that means okay and if

he meet a colleague is what to say

gave me the first since launch it to you

and a top of the morning too

GUI or September new is here

terrible you know I want you turning

hopefully can Holly I know some Terry

news summary stolen the Blarney Stone

but that's impossible

is it true brining it so Troy could say

from the pulpit I hurt in the castle

directly then you're the first to know

briny you're here over my lip line is on

dad

Oh surely this must be the great crime

of the world I can't waste time Hughie

as the legal arm of this village we've

been on the scene

I'm ready Brian emic cotton as your

assistant I'm proud to aid in the

apprehension what'll we do with the

stone gone will be no gift of the

Blarney think of it a speechless world

more than you Ron hello I brought you

lunch early we don't need your con

something just happened tell the Brady

tell them well the long and short of it

is the Blarney Stone is gone

no old Roy over the castle wall oh it's

a sparkling catastrophe now why would

anyone steal the Blarney Stone

yes who'd have use for it Trent your

people right now I'm thinking of number

10 Downing Street sure of your thought

it's just as the legend said yes that

someday the Blarney Stone would be

stolen there will follow strange

accidents and unhappy deeds only hope

for me Connor I'd be a busy man today

Sarah is away though good luck

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the excitement you know what's a pity

that Ireland doesn't have more to Steve

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oh you'll be proud of your father now

Kai it's a large day for Briony

McNaughton 30 years there's been no such

time there has been prayers for Briony

but never much above laughing at him

finding a true hunter catching the thief

of Muldoon sheep

that's right Khan this is the proof of

Briony yes a chance for him to be looked

up to his share of times and that's a

small wish

you let me clear out these tourists I

know you tell you what to do do you like

that we travel 3,000 miles and no

Blarney Stone two kids sorry I'm a

senior should we follow you around so

you don't get excited

what are you doing here I contacted

respective falender the car Police

Department

somebody called me just a farmer Lee

well it's just a formality that this

crime took place within my jurisdiction

I'll conduct the investigation stop

Randy's the man to have he's as bright

as a jewel in the Marlon no for them

data

timaeus how did you find out the stone

was missing

how do you find out your nose is missing

you wake up in the morning and it's gone

Oh your nose is missing there's a nice

dilemma you're going go handle the crowd

all right move along now Hey during the

night Bert the stone can you give me

these activations of a certain size you

couldn't say exactly but could you say

approximately in size was closer to a

Perla 10 go to a motel judge for

yourself stone the shape and size of a

large flower box probably chiseled from

the wall between nine and the evening

and each in the morning

Brady Frannie I've got a lovely clue

this man saw someone about the grounds

last night who was it

no this is no time to cover up for

somebody well you might say that it was

karmic goodness me well would you say

yes but there's no doubt about it the

man's a suspect divine own mate the

deductions are owned here all right come

on open the door turbine no this is the

only way to get up to the Blarney Stone

so brainy you've got a great head on you

what are we looking for footprints Oh

footprints Frannie there's footprints

divine

those are my footprints right over here

morning special pattern Oh sergeant

where we got things started sir at the

moment who are taking off footprints

you haven't been tramping through here

rope this off before they turn it into a

picnic route if I try to handle this

crowd without starting a riot yes sir

help me sir you're gonna go back to the

village but change this case sir no the

way I operate you are Mireille it's

under the cork Police Department you

have no jurisdiction here you'll do it's

more good if you tend to your own job

and can't I help sure McNaughton during

the years thousands of people have

traveled here to kiss the Blarney Stone

the doing of that has made it more than

a store it's a shrine our identification

you might say now suddenly it's

disappeared now wouldn't you say it was

great folly to turn the case over to an

obscure village sergeant with no

training no background modern methods

have you ever thought sir that not all

crimes Reviva the microscope well the

truth of the matter is we'll be moving

too fast for an old man to keep up an

old man

maybe maybe not but who'd bet you have

the price of another sunrise I'm sorry

my coffee better return to the village

not the price of another sunrise I'll be

alive and he's an old friend of the

world's before they told her to picnic

ground return to the village and that's

my mana weighs no more than a nickel

I'll return to the village or I'll stay

on the case no you solve that always

solve it was the last thing we ever do

heard me waiter

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about 10:00 tomorrow morning you're on

tap mr. mouth wean oh hey some fresh

bubblegum boy thanks

live a little Joe I've got do you feel

better if we move the Home Office to a

locker room well might help a game

little--it dad got me a new putter

what's on your mind chief a little big

theft yeah how'd you get along with the

Irish

well I root for Notre Dame regularly why

listen to why would you think a plane

out of here for Ireland why pick on me

what do I know about Ireland

yeah well they came from there didn't

she let's know it's the only other guy

we've got is Manny ups done

so you're elected here take on the

Dalton theft of stone reported two hours

ago

Clark Ireland what kind of stone the

Blarney Stone the Blarney wait a minute

well you trying to get me no I know it

sounds crazy but somebody lugged off the

Blarney Stone and we're stuck for a half

a million bucks well this is the

darkness thing I ever heard you can't

insure a thing like the Blondie's don't

get it

the price is right you can insure

anything yes I remember that woman in

New Rochelle and that was a bad risk the

point is we're minus one Blarney Stone

and it's your job to find it anything

else

the company can't afford that kind of

loss pick up your tickets outside beat

the cablegram for details anything else

serious Joe no horseplay oh no I check

in with the cork police then go to the

village once you're there you better

keep your mission confidential be

friendly mixed with the people make them

feel that you're at home with Jayla are

discouraged eh hmm that's Gaelic dearly

for what oh I think it means a here come

the British

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Paulette I suppose you'll be happy

yourself a fine time traveling through

Europe only one stop Ireland Ireland is

it ladies well Nora Nora I want you to

beat me torture hey Nora

where can she look oh there you are

darling I want you to sing a song for

the gentleman she's only five which he

sings like a bird indeed she does no

there darlin sing when are you rich

bodies this'll only take a jiffy sure

come on dear shame for the man go on

chain

hahaha let's have it

that gives it quite a buildup you John

let's hear

when I smiling

so it's like a morning with a load of

Irish laughter

you can hear the angels sing

when Irish hearts happy all the world

seems bright and gay but when our Irish

eyes are smiling you're they steal your

heart

thank you I never could've made

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I may not even put my name on this

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amen

would God bless you that's not fair

enough

would it be right to say he repaid real

things of course he's a painter the

Pasha's proof well he must be a lot of

great brain to do things like that I'm

glad to see you appreciate the nicer

things how about the little bubble gum

boo boo girl Oh your mother's to love me

for that well I've done about all the

damage like today pack up can we help

you you going to town yes sir take this

grab that end away here we go

don't fight over it now leave the train

will you all do that robbery created

quite a stir didn't it it radness

trouble in the Western Isles the evil

deeds begun already

is that what do you believe there's a

magic sundae the Blarney Stone would be

stole is that song not two days later

six cattle died is no car there's a

matter sneeze haha man sneezes nothing

unusual about that is that these things

one thing but wouldn't you say it was

strange for a man to sneeze without

closing his eyes there anything happened

in this village not three hours ago

what a Blarney grief is started in the

turmoil it's possible the stone will

never be found

better fine never find me oh yeah wait

just a minute what any boy I will get

rid of this right here black blue

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mm

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there be any wider from washing year on

it's guaranteed since they're all timed

streamed on Medusa's surely the first

place alive to washed you know Khan I

think it's not getting whiter or you can

say from yourself

it's an operative white fitness black of

No

he says that throw the paintings it

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received and gentlemen come on

it's ready to dragon's eye and a little

green now oh that's nice

it couldn't be so

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but you're doing it tangled up with a

rainbow

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I'm Carnac northland who are you

you're more clean oh I have wasted my

time petting ducks what a complexion

there's little too much the eyes of

karmic not as bright as the gypsum Lake

no would you have anything else to say

amen you're American I supposed how can

you tell what's easy to guess since

they're the only ones who know just the

tail end of a prayer hmm I say we're

going to village you you want to join

our little troupe I'd go along fine I'll

clean this off it's the production of

video Devlin no isn't it the stream of

Tamil interest and a knife in his hand

that was only one condition

and the car run it's just as bitty said

there could be no mistake the very rock

we believe in hurry piers get the basket

wait brief me on this business what hey

Pierre this video devil and what's this

prediction all about I couldn't tell you

that sir you'd have to ask climate night

well you better to wait it's in her mind

now and as everyone knows the mind of a

woman it's a dreadful thing to dwell on

even in Ireland huh

you

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thank you nice ride

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and your plans for going someplace

yeah going in get a tall glass of beer

you want to join me ease the pain

that's a reverend well I don't think I'd

have time huh sighs which I'm on duty

and you're about to be arrested arrested

what for you can talk to the sergeant

about that come on

I still village you have here well you

should have been here during the trouble

oh you mind if I stop put this away

that's to be used as evidence

Oh a good life for that Oh give me some

idea what I'm being arrested for what's

this all waiting till I have me artist

besides which my natural nature is

George stylish around an off day today

here in there

here he is Brian II stand there why I

traced the man gallantly

clothes obviously it discourage now for

some questions

sure sure can tell me this what are you

doing hanging around blarney castle for

the last 24 hours

you are watched the whole time it was

painting yeah like I've captured

something there don't you tell me did

you pay money to learn this ha ha ha no

is a gift from heaven

I leave the church here's another one I

knocked out after the light had changed

pretty good huh on this what you say it

was you or the Lord failed to improve

Briley would you look at this one

there's no one in the town who stay dead

would you think it was one of the little

people

Oh looks to me more like a wisdom tooth

look ah that's better

you know I think I'd rather have it the

other way you know you could take it

sideways like that if I start a whole

new coat well I've got that not so fast

I'll ask you to find a man's least in

two tones there's nothing to anybody and

when questioned by the police says he's

painting a picture would you say that

excuses a little pain Oh

Briony has finished the veins on a

plumber's egg exactly now give me one

more chance

what are you doing in the channel I told

you I was painting but if you're gonna

run you jail this way I'm gonna take my

business someplace they're already

buying nothing open the app and what

charge they're gonna see the nofa add to

that trespassing on private property

ah Briony that's a gigantic reply I

didn't think it was so big yes stay

there no until you're ready joins with

some crispy

it's bit of a draft in here I just put a

chair against the door now for some - I

suppose give a name hmm

what is it Joe Mull Queen oh that's a

nice name

one Queen don't you love the swing of

the syllables the Queen that's on the

button Teddy's here again that's my real

name

Joe more Queen genuine Newark built in

brogue Irish the true check is in the

man's face hearty care there's

practically nothing there I've really

had it today first a bunch of kids put

the Whammy on me then you knock my

paintings you healed me in the pokey and

now you tell me I'm not Irish I got to

draw the line for proof I need more than

a Tinker Tailor toilet

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brainy we're about here attune plane

another gift from heaven I suppose

as beautiful kitty one mornin was

trippin with a pitcher of milk from the

fellow pouring when she saw me she

stumbled the picture it tumbled and all

the sweet buttermilk spilled on the

plane she said to me you know Oh what

shall I do now

sure sure such a pitcher I'll narrow

again was the pride of my Dario

Barney McCleary your sense as a plague

all the girls of Colerain sure so like

civilized ancient in the early tongue

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i sat down beside her and gently did

chide her that Bregan a pitcher would

give her such pain a kiss then I gave

her land and I did leave her she vowed

for such pleasure as she break it again

twas hey Megan season I can't tell the

reason misfortunes will never come

single his plane or very soon after poor

Kitty's disaster the devil a pitcher was

left in

ah that's the sweet noise come on open

the door

what about the charges dismissed

stricken from the record to breathe the

sweet fresh air of freedom again Friday

isn't he the tendon lad Oh Jojo are your

plans for tonight well I was going to

bed early I I thought I might catch the

sunrise we have party at our house

tonight for Edmund Lacey would you care

to come well I don't know I with the

thought of it my brow is cool already

there's me dr. Cohn who couldn't die

ugly I just canceled the sunrise good

ask what the how's the brain to

McNaughton don't be the whale you can't

pull up at the party I'll hear it you

know you've been very nice I may do your

portrait someday oh no not that no no a

lot of character your face

I'd like to capture well thank you you

have a nice face too oh he's one of my

best friends from America we talked on

the way here you know I can see you are

ticked by my plan as well you know what

how you think about Joe McQueen I think

we've got a man no yes

first the blind he's thrown a stolen the

note of the morning comes a stranger to

loiter on the bay same spot he has no

explanation except that he's a painter

painters he'd be shame to hang in a

broom closet now what the defect

suggests remembering the criminal always

returns to the scene of the crime Oh

Friday it was your poise the tricked him

what's her plan to fool him with

friendship number Queen committed the

deed or he knows who did we have no

evidence so tonight why he's at the

party you Huey Duvall would be in his

hotel room

securing the delicate it's a gorgeous

plan

O'Brien II your intellect loaded with

molecules ah no I wouldn't say that but

for certain things brainy McNaughton

doesn't have to be bitten by a fox

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Manhattan insurance corporation

attention Yale Larkin investigation

covering the first report on the theft

of the Blarney Stone arrived on time

made contact immediately with the court

police officer in charge is an inspector

Fallon seems to be a good smart cop has

a couple of undeveloped leads proceeded

at once to the village and here things

really began to get rough the first

place looks like everybody in town must

have kissed the stone and one little

fellow a guy named Devine he acts as if

he may have swallowed the stone

officer in charge of the local station

is the cute old codger named Brian II

McNaughton doesn't have much talent the

horn I don't think he could find the

curb and a pretzel if you furnish them

with a blueprint but he's a sweet old

man well he buys further as additional

details develop scienter Mulqueen Oh PS

anybody steals one of the pyramids mani

Epstein is your man

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plus he died early June lately huh he

definitely didn't eat early huh he died

early doodlee doodlee doodlee doodlee

doodlee day

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sure

video video Devin something happened a

date of rightness town as the wisest

woman from here towards taki I've heard

well then would you say that the first

condition is fulfilled to give you a

definite answer it all depends America

that part could be right

my prediction said this man would come

from the land's end so America would

qualify the first time he'd be seen at

the stream of Donnell adores with his

sword the color of blood on if I he

chose the word yourself it could be so

but it could be an accident how would I

know

from the second condition and all that

follows it Joubert we I have a friend

Media me and when noticing if you from

New York you know Tommy creakings cousin

I think Georgia must have mr. Casas beer

Joe huh

I'll look him up when I get back he's up

the pajama queen the tournament probably

a different version than yours

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if you would like to see the heat of

hospitality the cream of creamy welcome

and the core of cordiality joys of all

the olden time you're wishing to recall

again come down to Donovan

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how about a voice from Joe McQueen him

as soon as there you lift the latch the

little ones are meeting you as soon as

your beneath the thatch or kindly looks

are greeting you scarcely are you ready

to be holding out the fist to them when

down by the fireside you're sitting in

the midst of

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can you forgive you then when you rise

to go it sauce sit down again isn't it

in the haste Julian and won't you soon

come round again your car being in your

overcoat you'd better put a straight

from them we'll take you all your time

to try and tear yourself away from there

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Jojo c'mere I want you to meet video

template video Devlin huh big do you

know Joe McQueen he has a generous face

is it I'm a widow you know yes how about

what he care about - I didn't want him

to think I got any time without being

asked well I got something to ask you

what's the prediction of video Devlin

I've made hundreds what are the rubber

Brian II have your news of who took the

stone no no there's nothing to report

and the accidents go on has been more

today by Tommy Cragen's three families

and their children all down sick and

today I saw another for instance today I

saw a man walking and the strange part

is he was walking in the Sun and didn't

cast a shadow didn't cast a shadow no

what do you think of it I think it's a

whale of an act

hello Joel mark Witt hello you dance

well I like and goodbye if you can lead

can tell you what happened at the stream

it was very like the words of the

prediction had that a yarn made a

probability or 400 years ago

how would it come to disease the

prediction was given to me to put up on

someone and of the common of con

McNaughton I said this is the way she'll

be lo darn avatar and how do you know

that he's the one that was just a single

condition but the second condition

Briony that he come to her house in a

court of glen a knee and a line another

pocket stained with a blade of grass

from the grave of the dead canes and the

third condition that he'd sing like the

imprisoned bird of Connemara and

released the 12 tawny geese of the

second one Brian II have you noticed the

color of the score

with greens have played a grass yeah but

that's the colors coat mr. Ling of the

pocket becomes and it's the line and

Cong will look far

could I get you something No

you find anything in there

what is the matter with me am i coming

apart or something you want to meet my

tailor what's your problem yo you know

there's little wrong I I wonder if you

tell me the inside pocket have you

caught the lining is it what color what

you want why it's great it's great the

pockets are lined with grains anything

wrong no no green EE color green

I'm a nice girl you might say yes you

might say there's another pocket calm

and the liner that pocket now you'd have

to say that's a shade of green mr. green

does it blade of grass

hey where did your dad keep his tobacco

told her there on the table

think he'd mind if I catch a little net

Iike

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officer McNaughton's residents stick up

a little I can't hear you

well I'd rather speak up with McNaughton

Oh feel hello hello brining I've done

which ah come on okay yes father King

he's down the rather spiritual yes well

have you knew his father

no no briny it's Hughie could you come

on down here I've searched them I've

searched the place and what I'd located

would confound a battery of angels well

no you'd have to tell me father Joe I'm

certainly doing with the thirst would

you won't it get me a glass of water in

the kitchen

yeah no problem

oh no father if you could put it another

way father

no brainy it isn't father Cleary is he

doing here we Des Moines and not so loud

hey he heard some noises in the chicken

coop does he have a rooster no no more

like people abused young father yes I

have to hurry they're gone

I've certainly called the village will

he killed you're the guy a Gardens the

thing needs no guide but I'll go with

good good

do you could tell him all about the Lyle

equation said he means that or no lilac

bushes in this part of the country said

the children's breath on the air spark

you animal this way for our it's a brave

nice with the gloom garden the hills and

the sky at the end of it

somebody boy us

it's fathers don't Wyatt will get the

mail or something you know the first

Robbins came from here

so some were caught in far-off places

they spoke in the Gaelic hardly anyone

remembers they look doesn't always throw

you people now and then the lilacs

children's breath now this routine about

Robbins what nationality would you say a

robber news I never thought about what

good would it do

I suppose it would do no good but I have

thought of a Robin and you have not I

guess nice once in a while but you

overdo it around here this fella sneezes

without closing his eyes and then

there's another bird bouncing around

town doesn't cast a shadow do you have

to believe everything it's true

sometimes we believe in fairy tales but

at least we know they're fairy tales and

it's a better way to think of the fields

will walking sands will want and the men

will marry

how about those men not enough prayers

to say God I support

dad where does she come in a synod of

lovers all the girls pray to her it's a

short prayer please think I'm get me a

man where do I get the line how do you

mean nothing you're starting to get some

action already very attractive

you'd only have wonderful eyes and hair

you're just loaded with natural appeal

how can you miss zhuo moral queen what

are you doing back home they call this

making a pitch could I ask you back home

is there such a thing as this slow pitch

you're in love with someone anyone would

know takes up all your dreamy and makes

you sort of glow I guess you think your

laughter

covers up your sides but you've got love

in your love

you're in love with someone anyone I

know like to have his chances the Lucky

Sauron saw

you'd be loving you if you're in love

with someone love

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singing is a very rich custom I like it

well I guess it's the time for Joe to be

rolling tonight calm good night - hey by

the way if you get a flash from staying

in but you keep me in mind

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goodnight

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seemed like the prison bird of Connemara

released the 12 Tarna keys

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seven eight nine ten members

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no in this light who was there to say

they are neither geese nor Tony

you

looking for the chickens

you're on the wrong track you know

McQueen this is an official police visit

anybody hurt you can start by telling us

the nature of this change a dictaphone

machine you're talking to it and it

plays back no that's a pretty scheme

would you mind having to play back well

some other time

that's an order would you mind why are

we play a little bit I guess

see ya you sure you wanna hear this

yeah open what is just aa Manhattan

Insurance Corporation attention e al

Larkin investigation covering the first

report on the theft of Barney stole

arrived on time made contact immediately

with the court police Friday

the man's a detective and after we gave

no friendship I was gonna tell you in

the morning late

Judas smoked weed proceeded at once to

the village and here things really began

to get rough the first place looks like

everybody in town must have kissed the

stone and one little fella a guy named

Devine he acts as if he may have

swallowed the storm briny I'm filled

with despair old codger named briny like

not well that's about all there's not

much else to it no more huh just routine

you want it doesn't have much talent the

horn I don't think he could find the

curve and a pretzel if you furnish them

with a blueprint but he's just sweet all

that sweet all that sweet all that

that's it that's all there's nothing Oh

briny your heart must be as heavy as a

bag full of anvils you boys Healy jobel

clean was the purpose in not tempers

well you could say it was orders or

made a bad guess either case you're not

gonna toss your hands in the air again

you got a license to be burned I don't

blame you but now it's out in the open

with we can work together I'll need your

help no it won't but if you're not wise

you'll find a machine that'll make you

so yet yet yet

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you needn't mind it so much twelve

pigeons and it didn't gets much of the

last look at me

well if you'd known that we're going to

fly away what could you have done I

could have ate them IDEO Deirdre and he

properly trained woman would have been

dead years ago I don't have to believe

the prediction but you do I think

predict what a fella like that have you

looked at him and listened well you can

see the man there's no character

how can you see you know in America they

have a word for people of one staple

tendencies here they they call them

jitter boots your breakfast is ready

I don't believe in the prediction I

detest the man and that's what some of

my observation

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god yes if they held the fourth

condition with I thought you didn't care

I don't I don't but if you're just a

blurted out how would it go the one that

couldn't be true I'm afraid

they know that but I did you hear it

said that you speak in a grave voice

sound of which will come from small

places not dreamed of like from a little

black box would you say I suppose any

blue thing like that

that's a foolish prediction a foolish

way of saying that's the way it was

given to bidi there's no reason to be

upset if I'm down with it Liz listen to

the predictions about the smell of a

queen and that's the fruit the crux of

the matter is your breakfast is on the

floor Here I am at the great claim to

solve and the daughter me days this need

your predictions and waving good boys

your pigeons morning are we speaking

Yuri divine to be a bus schedule there

mister mud queen is leaving wait a

minute not cooperating is one thing but

saw me out of town it's quite a switch

what happened nothing nothing we just

changed my mind that's all there's

nowhere he throws it leaves immediately

11 o'clock that's the one

don't change your mind

port 13 jail house tough to tear myself

away I hate to leave with it

reward and everything with hell okay win

them all I guess for a walk

hey Tammy no 482 usual thing posted by

my company $5,000 reward for information

leading to the arrest and conviction you

know so on so forth

oh my I must hurry before it's slow bus

yeah you think that's where Peters

wouldn't yet like to play you know I I

just don't do it would you sit down a

boat federal order you'll be the one to

get it ice for not eligible but I do

make the recommendations then maybe

Brian II could get well I hadn't thought

of that but I guess he could leave ocean

tart Oh

briny to be rich it's a comfort even the

dead of course we'd have to work on this

thing together

how what do you say Inara eat I'll make

out an application for the reward that's

a clever policy I think Alice start

right from scratch huh who's on your

list Cormac Gillespie come on Mack

Gillespie tell me more

well for one thing this man was seen

around the grounds the night of the

robbery good start that's not good

enough

oh he's an ugly man if he had to walk

around the word you wouldn't lend him a

shoe

he's the only one who'd stand to profit

from the stone being gone huh by buying

up some of the farmland with all the

accidents for cattle dying in such light

it's easy to find somebody yourself

cheap Cormac Gillespie I spoke to my

cousin already asking VHS Louis quatre

oh I mean a person steals a stone so

that accidents will happen and then he

can buy the land cheap never old fellas

yeah but have you noticed the accidents

have happened

yeah even if it's true still not enough

to start on you oh listen one more true

you have to leave right away I have my

reasons

we're in business I dig up all you can

on Cormac Gillespie huh oh I'm dying to

see the man hug and nobody's to know

you're

Oh artiste Gillespie's a goner

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$5,000 the love of it think of the

things you can buy I'm delirious or your

bride nope I don't really quite down I

think you should know that amongst the

wealthy laughter is akin to the respect

of her peach

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when you're strolling down the bullring

that means the lane a friendly Brooke

will sing you this sweet refrain gave

Mila thousands launched it to you

and the tap of the Marlins

when it's early in the a rough that DS

spring

the birds are glad to see you here's

what they sing Kate Miller falchions

launched it to you and the top of the

morning - oh it's great how they greet

you in Ireland learn the word so you

won't have to guess it's a toast to your

health for one thing and a hundred

thousand welcomes dollars in your heart

your seal and Shane world that means

okay and if you meet a colleague is what

to say gave me the power since launched

it to you and the top they have voices

like the Amy that beans the birds now

just you take this college would you

like to say a few words it you'd be a

smash back in the states with the

singing commercials him down hi

don't phone us will own you hmm are you

doing on the Blarney Stone so far I'm up

to my neck and legend yeah tell me what

does a fella have to do to get a

straight answer around here uh you'll

get used to this country ball Queen it's

the only place in the world where they

fill in the questionnaire from the rear

huh they love that additional comment

section oh they sure do just for grabs

what do we know about Cormac Gillespie

that he was there that he's unpopular

and one other thing Mike what he bought

a block and tackle the day before that

that well he could have bought it to

lure this tell me probably got it phrase

farm so that's not too warm what if he

went 70 miles in the wrong direction to

buy it it's getting warm not warm enough

so somebody gives us ammonia maybe I can

McNaughton anyway Mack Dalton yeah he's

not supposed to be on the case well he's

all right suit yourself

long as he doesn't interfere with this

department who else knows about you just

his assistant Hughie Devine that's

I got a report of those fingerprints the

found in the wall who's on it

Julie Divine's oh no he's not the time

take your time and tell me who is it the

time

well there's Divine's quite a nice time

anything else nope I'm going into Clark

now from all reports the meantime we're

pretty sure the stone still in the

village we have a vehicle check to see

that it doesn't get out

keep working who I am yes I know on top

of the mark top of it dear joyless third

report of that peerless investigator Sam

Joe spade will clean Kate bailiff Alger

and slot you to your receptionist

nothing solid here yet but do we have a

big hunch in work and Fallon thinks the

stone is still in the village probably

right

- it might be right here under our noses

waiting for somebody to reach out and

touch it brainy brainy would you come

here what is it the cart

it belongs to Cormac Gillespie dad then

the man is in town

should we does it be the right time to

search his place how the day was made

for it

Brian have you seen Chronicle I know if

you do tell him I I have the rayful mail

in that box there's the only farm

durak for Scotland I wonder what

admission under Scotland he'd say it to

a heavy Jame kill me what do you think

that's about the size of a frelling box

ah I need you'd never find it in a place

like that there are times when you find

a pig in a tree and a broom and a

thimble I wonder would you get me a

crowbar okay is there a fight happening

brainy no no it's just that we may phone

the brownie stole it that's a secret of

course of course

here yeah give it to me Oh Brandi I'd

love the first jerk

give me that crowbar oh it's no

wonderful discovery Friday think of the

honors the monument baby bar briny you

look grand on the stage yeah but before

you reach for the stirrup fare now what

it's God's - McQueen jealous beasts

planning to me little well isn't there a

better way to handle it look at the fact

a man already suspected tries to mail

over mysterious Creek just the right

tool easy so why would he leave it here

well take yourself now why did you leave

that as a black box opened last night

right II miss core beckalus be like

Norton what kind of fools plays this now

I want no trouble karma kill SP I'm

opening this case to check on the

contents you don't have to I'll tell you

the contents I'll be no trickery

I'm opening the no and that's raw

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nay thousands of me

eight thousand to be exact in eight

different sizes now you can sort them

out and put them back

I'm sorry for the natural mistake

finding could happen to anybody

Oh briny I could weep for your trouble

well you won't have time for at the

moment you're my assistant in charge

inators for brainy there's 8,000 and in

different sizes you can limber up on

this size good thank you they're not

thumbtacks

ah Thank You car

juhi that black box of McQueen's what

was it like a type of a miracle a small

thing mole Queens boys coming out of it

as clear as in April day I'm hard to

please here unit missin could have been

the Blarney Stone yeah even chewing you

better do a huh just because it happened

that doesn't mean the comic LSP is

innocent by that motive you don't think

a man who commits one deed to cover up

another deed I think to use an Old

Gaelic phrase it's just a lot of

malarkey after all he didn't cause the

accident no but he counted on them I

want to say to this can let's be spoke

again last night to Des Moines cousin

about the land here is almost a threat I

tell you the accidents are connected

well why don't we go talk to this cousin

all right something happening here the

structure of paper there's always a

little circle of people from the air

this town must look like a famine cap

yet

Blainey there's been an accident

GUI GUI DeWine do his cousin's not well

not where he's dead haha from the cloud

falling on him aren't it's a terrible

thing what is it what is it your

cousin's not well not two hours ago I

found him with his car turned over and

him quiet

underground the black doings go on sure

it's just as the legend said Oh Tom mean

fellow down in the prime of his days no

perhaps certain people will believe in

the accident he was cousin at least Oh

Tommy I was his only relation I was this

close to him as a winter cold I don't

see any tears well well I'm what you

might call an internal Reaper

yeah that's it about Huy the tears fall

on the inside hmm must be a regular

pillar of salt it's time to go with Tom

Ian have you taught Yui you'll miss a

good man and your cousin Oh indeed I

think in his die and he left me a bit of

money no that's a generous thing adore

the dying say driver I want to ask him a

few questions

well could we have it drinking could we

all have a drink it helps with a sorry

you know he does that Joe well over

little Porter a man can't talk over it

now that's a nice way of putting it

let's set him up hmm

listen Fallon I don't know but why don't

you come on down here and try it on for

size

all right but it sounds crazy maybe but

I got a hunch McNaughton's right about

the accidents being connected of course

he'd be a problem oh he won't I'll see

to that I'll see you sometime tomorrow

then meantime I got little snooping

around to do she heard that's the

trouble with murder fellas like you to

lose some of his best friends okay

Billy Billy the fourth condition that

his voice will come from small places

not dreamed of what it's been fulfilled

well you know it's the fifth that counts

the most as I love him or no one at all

and the important part if your love has

returned he will tread heavily on your

heart Biddy but he to be loved in return

is there no where's a guaranteed I could

put a curse on him oh no no I don't

think of course would be fair besides it

does little go to put a curse on

Americans they don't seem to know the

difference I guess I'll have to prove it

in my own way and you'll know be a sign

when he treads heavily on your heart

then the next condition will follow

he'll bring honor to himself on the nine

counties with a deed of great cunning

pity when you look

Tomer Queen and I'm the favorite of fate

could you give me a wise word to go on

well if he strikes you in the eye you

with a lump of coal it's a sign you're

making no progress

I'll let you know good luck vehicon

McNulty and may have no reason to hear

the last and terrible condition that I

am afraid to speak up

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this is the old church built about 700

years ago tell me in America have you

anything that stood there long just the

Democratic Party oh it's the right time

for a walk today's coolest peppermint

when you can hear every sound in the

field

well John we'll have to teach you to

play post office

tell me is it a difficult game to learn

not financial Anthony say would you do

me a little favor tell me about this

prediction video devil but to do that

I'd have to know do you believe in fate

you well I like to give everything a

whirl there well I mean by that the

arrangement of things is your plan of

events do you believe in that uh I got

mixed up with a sure plan of events once

what happened

ran out of the money no such thing if

you don't believe that then I guess

there'd be no reason to hear the

prediction of video did see

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see ya did you a great love he was only

ten and named Jim Hickey they moved away

for his father loved the scene there was

little of it here would you run around

the boys carved up most of Ohio not so

much no romance here oh yes for here it

said the greatest pleasures in the world

of the reading of books and the kissing

of girls must keep a girl pretty busy

unless you'd married to a great reader

how might you well I've been kissed 67

times I keep track of such things too

you know 67 times of course 30 of them

weren't fairs and parties that hardly

counts it's still a great job great oh

but there's that Bechet who looks down

from us she's been kissed 81 times I

must be in a record oh by far would you

like me to help you shatter the record

oh no Joe heavier through

you

[Music]

you're in love with someone anyone would

know takes up all your dreaming makes

you sort of glow I guess you think your

laughter covers up your Sun but you

[Music]

always to be sure

[Music]

oh you're in love with someone anyone I

know like to have his chances the lucky

so-and-so

[Music]

you're in love with someone

[Music]

Oh what were you going with this

on the doorstep for a proud man who

might be hungry in person bye

tell me in America do they ever think of

the pool oh yes round election time

father will be here soon

you have no idea how important it is to

find this tone I have a faint notion to

him at least for he was never first or

best at anything finding the stone will

do the trick

that's why I have prayed for it there's

great pain and not being pleased with

yourself at least once

father will you tell him of us any bugs

please a word in father Joe has

something to say to you

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haven't you said enough already

mr. Macqueen father what's the matter

I've been taking her to me job first mr.

Macqueen no because I don't know huh

tell me did you call inspector fell in

this afternoon yeah and did you tell him

about some secret plan your head

and then did you tell him that you'd

have to be careful of me that it was a

problem oh wait a minute that isn't what

I meant at all I was no nobody said it

sure I've been made assistant where he

can do no harm and Devoy a nurse in

place in the job good fine I don't

understand what is Geor to do with this

oh you wouldn't told he did a detective

sent over to find the Blarney Stone and

he find it for he's a man of great

cunning Oh father something will happen

the people won't be disappointed no

they'll not be disappointed

the people always knew it was just a

London old man there's only you would be

just a politician

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and he'll bring honor to himself in the

nine counties with the date of great

cunning oh it was cunning joke

look felon gun jumpy I can't will you

leave Joe it'll be alright I'll fix it

up in the morn eased you your suppers on

the doorstep it's for beggar's of those

who were poor in spirit you had your

choice

[Music]

good thing for you I'm not hungry

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and why should I have listened to him

because he's the one your chores but the

prediction is done and it's of matter to

no one except to him for there's a last

condition hon it's been fulfilled and

last beyond that condition I've had no

breath for

biddy biddy you'll have to say it the

condition is if you should turn them out

of your house and you did that then he

will go to the wood of Cali there a song

will be sung and the light of the moon

and your man will die what that's not

true there could be no mistake the

singer will die it doesn't mean that

exactly for none of the others have been

exact I've studied the phrasing and

that's the main another last condition

Oh what's to be done Billy you've been a

part of the prediction neither you nor I

can tell him there must be some way to

keep him from the wood of Cali if you

were to pray you might do it I will

I will I'll pray until my name is heart

do and then press the condo until you

get the same result

yes Billy

ah there's the name do you know okay

let's forget that you noted authority on

the vagaries of women victory that's

introversion stomach not trouble so that

may be sued by a soap opera we're

looking for that spot in the road where

the car turned over on Healy's cousin

aren't you by the bed oh let's go take a

look

here it is huh went right to the Fanta

the car turned over as it came around

the bed and he was pinned beneath

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well then why didn't the whales dig a

path on the way around us it's smooth

except for here right there for the

other wheel

Cartman Stan is still one of his tiptoe

I want you tip over cart like that big

wind maybe a frickin nature or man

either case you're right

[Music]

well it's a nice little parlor you put

over all right I can tu McNaughton's out

of a job and I lose my gal I told you

what we thought of Magoffin I still say

it wasn't necessary but it was safer

what have you found out cart was pushed

over good then we know where we're going

how to get there I just had a little

talk with an old gal named video Devlin

and she's got an idea how we can swing

it tonight why wait that long it's the

only way it'll work and one more thing

Nick not in plays we don't play at all

all right but he's your charge okay I'll

check in with you tonight you need any

help in the meantime I got it I have

this old gal video Devlin for the light

work and a kid named Pierce O'Neill for

the heavy duty trust my god are you

crazy Mon Queen a small boy an old woman

and a guy with rheumatism can you think

of anything worse nope but I'll work on

it

see you huh hi

beast I'm sorry I spoke to Fallon in

there please you're standing in the

bacteria at that wait a minute I want to

talk to you no I've been ordered by Huey

divine to clean up this place Brian is

is he I'm not loyal to germs hey Laura

that's dirty worse ever since he was

made sergeant he's prancing around like

a show the whole last long I got a

little faster McQueen I'd be obliged if

you treat me like a friend you never

made the acquaintance sir

and are you the same hello Joe Hodge Oh

Franny you've done a marshal good job I

love cleanliness I've seen farmers with

less land than that fellas in his years

now no we mustn't fight for we've the

case to solve

it's solved or about to be by video

Devlin couldn't be true she's putting

the pieces together now and we'll meet

her tonight for the answer how did she

know oh she's a wise woman but not that

wise she has hidden powers remember

she's the first person to have ever seen

stick with only one end that's true

she'd be the one to find the stone

you'll want to come along to that watch

it tonight

oh yes yes I'll do that eight o'clock

she won't get home much for seven

oh well I'll be there don't worry I'll

be there to meet you

eight o'clock same goes for you

I'll not go are you still under balance

orders you'll be there seven o'clock hey

wait wait a minute I told you told you

is it go bad acoustics in there seven

o'clock

biddies house all right you know the way

but the collation

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even to Yukon

it's past supper have you seen my father

he's gone to Mideast hopes to bid his

house yes to meet Joe McQueen by the

wood of Killeen song will be sung by the

wood of Cali and this thing I will die

good night to you

[Music]

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and what does it no but clear I am to

stay in the chair and that room will do

the rest if anything goes wrong with

this plan there's only two people

involved Oakwood anything all wrong

that's what they thought about the

Garden of Eden now if anything goes

wrong with this plan we shift to the

second planet I'm to start the story

until I give you the signal this whole

thing depends on timing if you're a

sentence off one way or the other it's

not good I'm just say just enough to

hang myself well that's not exactly the

rosy outlook to tape it that's it Betty

don't you worry everything's gonna be

all right

sure I've been thinking about it and

there's a Warren and you should be given

about the wood of Kelly I'll have to

keep we're drawing a little fine already

she's all set all right now let him get

inside before you move up and keep

watching the woods you come from that

direction I'll stake my life on it okay

a little crowded in there hello hello

Joe and Brian huh came a little early I

guess we all did

hey quiet down over here the horde

company oh I guess Billy's ready we

gotta go in Claudio II forbid his story

but you're dying to hear why I'm dying

brainy know what I'll do it the hard way

inside Oh Pierce looks like we lost the

first round one back up the road this

thing out if anybody comes huh

where you going well I was going to

guard the door from enemies and taking

care of sergeant well Biddy

should I begin Beauty what about the

stove

yes Betty what about the stone it was

stolen to cover of a black deed and the

black deed was the killing of Huey's

cousin better be cover Spee that that be

a thing to admit with a storm gone

accidents were sure to follow and this

could seem an accident like any of the

rest the warning from Pierce

you didn't have the boys thing

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you make Gillespie

Joey with the money will you buy a new

soul

[Music]

line coming

oh yes yes I'm coming by the lower wood

[Music]

whisperer divine you take the bread

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[Applause]

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[Laughter]

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

it's time to stop oh right

they played a terrible trick on me did

you need your cousin's money that much

Oh brainy you would understand for

dressing up in the like I have an

travelling or the sceneries that a man

can behold there's little islands and

and a place in Italy where they have

lakes running right down the middle of

the street your ass can't man after all

I take him along

what's that chase after the cholesky

necessary more or less order to build us

a case he had to make a play for Biddy

he wouldn't do that with us daddy or I

would have forgave him a chance to get

to her especially if he thought we had

the wrong answer and she had the right

one he was covered but you'll not find

the stone I'll not give you that

pleasure

fine Ronnie the whole world's turned

against me and they're taking me away

having a nothin to say ue i find you're

going a swift sorrow does it mean or

more than that more than a single tear

in a thunder stone try me

I'm terrible alone I am terrible alone

brainy now where could he have hidden

that stone in a sense of a place if a

man was boys he'd hide a loaf of bread

and a bakery or a monk in amongst three

lovely all we have to do is search every

stone quarry in Ireland huh mr. McQueen

the voice minh struck down

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the predictions

Pierce what what wrong listen no twice

as you said divine cross to sir Joe

there's nothing happened to you two Oh

fine

it was the Viper thorny you did the

singing have you sent for help

it's no use no use in the word of a send

for help the last condition bitty it

will be fulfilled it will be fulfilled

no nor to be cruel for the boy to die

the buyer be all right the last

condition busy I was before with the

words sin the predictions untrue no the

prediction is through to the last part

for it reads as song will be sung in the

word of Kali it would be interrupted by

violence and the song will never be

finished by man so not by man but

finished in the hills by the boy Oni

[Music]

[Laughter]

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Hey huh how's your head no better no

worse than most I thought what I mean

how do you feel the rock slipped and I

fell it's late and my mother won't want

me good night

thanks Paris now let's go along aren't

you coming

imagine breath don't be alone we'll go

on ahead story father oh yeah slowly

I must have run a mile or sixteenth

tonight it was the same rock I slipped

on yeah strange a loose stone in the

place I stood seven hundred years not

much reason to Holy Smoke

falen it's a stone the Barney stone yo

you'll never find that stone that toes

in geez what's the matter tell me tell

me quick like is that the Blarney Stone

brandy said not how you got the

description come on take a look pal

that's it

once for me yo about the reward sitting

on the stone that way wouldn't you

nearly have to tell them that I found

out tell him what you have stick and get

to a phone and order a truck

I want the stone back in place at the

castle by 8:00 in the morning so the

tourists can get an early start right

inspector gratulations work nothing and

about that Java sorry no no I think not

inspector you see there's a little

reward and it wouldn't well for sergeant

to be a landowner father you're a hero

oh well I got some help um I say for you

Joe your very cooperative pay if you see

in Dublin for a thing a man just has to

use his head except in this case I

wouldn't say it was your head we'll get

together tomorrow Valkyrie then yeah I

think you don't call I don't mind the

position so much but I don't need a

prediction tomorrow right kissed him and

he's the one

I didn't know it was an audition just

remember you're going to many Adair's

I've read about it in books but it's

grandest ha ha ha ha

down the lane singing sweet tea and the

top

you

you