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♪ Fort Grey, how you livin'? ♪
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♪ Won't get better
just by wishin' ♪
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♪ We all gotta get up
and grind ♪
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♪ Smile on it ♪
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♪ Don't look down where I been ♪
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♪ I'm only going up and around
for a minute ♪
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- Um, why does that say...
- Look at that.
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..."Congratulations,
Mayor Rose"?
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Why can't two friends
compliment their buddy,
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who now wields great power
and influence over all?
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Look, let me spell it out
for you, all right?
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I'm trying to worm my way into
the boss' inner circle.
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- So you-- you worming now?
- What?
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- Oh, you want to worm?
- Yeah, let's worm, then.
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So you want-- Okay.
'Cause I can worm.
We got it.
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- Whatchu--
- I can worm.
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I can worm, too.
Wassup?
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I can worm all day.
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I can worm.
I can cut myself in half,
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and, boom,
now there's two of me.
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Double trouble. Damn.
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Regeneration?
Mm-hmm.
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That's cold, bruh.
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The banner's ridiculous.
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We all know
Courtney loves Courtney,
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but he doesn't want
meaningless praise.
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Hm. "Congratulations,
Mayor Rose."
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I love it.
Ha!
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Of course he does.
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And be honest.
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Do you think people see me
as my own man,
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or just another Obama?
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, you're serious?
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Mm-hmm.
Okay.
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{\an8}♪
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Hi.
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Kitty.
Is everything okay?
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Oh. I'm not usually
this soaked. [ Chuckles ]
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I got stuck in the rain
waiting for the bus.
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Full disclosure-- you know,
I took a bath
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right before leaving, so a lot
of the hair wetness is bath.
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Anyway...
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I've been trying to wish you
good luck all morning.
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Voice mails were left,
language was used,
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and a marginalized group
may have been slandered.
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they probably
deserved it.
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or call me on the hour in case
I got something to say.
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Ma...
Yeah?
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...you know you are
my heart and my soul.
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Aww.
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How would you like to be
my receptionist?
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Aww, baby.
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No chance in hell.
What?
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Mayor Rose,
you're on the news!
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In the era of election
upsets, Fort Grey may
have taken the cake.
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Oh, he really pops
in that HD!
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That's that
classic Rose glow.
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Here we go. Just do not call me
the "rapping mayor."
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{\an8}...Channel 8's Gabby Montoya
has the report
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{\an8}on the rapping mayor.
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{\an8}Just weeks ago he was
a complete unknown.
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{\an8}Now Courtney Rose
is a household name.
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{\an8}And one thing's for sure--
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{\an8}It isn't because of
his rap career.
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{\an8}Was that necessary?
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{\an8}No, no, no.
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{\an8}What began as a publicity stunt
for Mr. Rose
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{\an8}ended in a shocking...
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{\an8}That's my baby.
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{\an8}Left in the dust.
The odds-on favorite,
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{\an8}City Council
President Ed Gunt.
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{\an8}Look, Ross, was there
widespread voter fraud?
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{\an8}I mean, that's just what
literally everyone is saying.
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{\an8}But...
Whatever.
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{\an8}Honestly I'm thrilled
for Courtney Rose.
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{\an8}Mayor-- Mayor Rose.
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{\an8}Well, you sound elated.
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{\an8}T.K.: That right there?
That's some bad sportsmanship.
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{\an8}...how do supporters
of the millennial mayor feel
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{\an8}about their triumph
at the polls?
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{\an8}Bad. Really, really bad.
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{\an8}Maybe next year, my daughter
could be mayor.
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{\an8}I'm 7.
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{\an8}- What?
- Ohhh.
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{\an8}...is over.
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{\an8}Despite winning 52%
of the popular vote,
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{\an8}his approval rating
sits at just 23%.
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{\an8}In a word? Ouch.
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{\an8}As with Brexit and other
"protest votes"...
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{\an8}the people of Fort Grey
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{\an8}have some serious
buyer's remorse.
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{\an8}Does Courtney have
what it takes?
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{\an8}[ Scoffs ] Who the hell knows?
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Lying...
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dishonest media.
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Sad!
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♪ They say
it's lonely at the top ♪
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♪ I wouldn't know ♪
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♪ When you at the bottom ♪
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♪ They tell you
there's nowhere else to go ♪
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♪ Well, okay ♪
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♪ Don't look down where I been ♪
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{\an8}[ Groans ] 23%!
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{\an8}How is that even possible?
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{\an8}My own supporters don't even
have confidence in me.
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{\an8}It's like they already
forgot what you did
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{\an8}with the City Commons.
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{\an8}I know, right?
You tidied up a small park.
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{\an8}Wha--
Courtney, what do
you expect?
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{\an8}Y-You're a rapper
with no political experience
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{\an8}who wanted to lose.
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{\an8}Well, anything sounds bad
when you say what it is.
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{\an8}The disrespect.
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{\an8}Until you prove that
you're more than that,
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{\an8}people aren't gonna
believe in you.
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{\an8}They're scared.
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{\an8}Look, what do
politicians do
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{\an8}when they want to gain
legitimacy?
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{\an8}Find a defenseless country
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{\an8}and threaten
to wipe them off the map.
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{\an8}Or... they gain a small
win for the people.
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{\an8}Get some wind
in your sails.
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{\an8}Diverse viewpoints.
All valuable.
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{\an8}No. No, no.
I like Val's idea.
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{\an8}It's like when there's
a new Real Housewife,
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{\an8}and she invites everybody
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{\an8}to her vacation home
for tequila tastings?
Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}about them bitches.re
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{\an8}to arrive.ants
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{\an8}No, I don't have
any helpful suggestions,
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{\an8}so I don't want to
interrupt your flow.
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{\an8}You know, sometimes
the best contribution
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{\an8}is just getting
out the way.
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{\an8}Ugh.
It's the power
of listening--
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{\an8}Oh, come on!
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{\an8}What?ney, can you hear me?
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{\an8}- What is he doing?
- There you go.
- He's going.
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{\an8}Oh, he about to
do something now.
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{\an8}These things aren't
as absorbent as you'd think.
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{\an8}They do have aloe,
which is nice.
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{\an8}♪
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{\an8}Val, what percentage
of the city population
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{\an8}do you think rides
the bus to work?
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{\an8}Well,
with the city's demo,
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{\an8}it could be anywhere
from 61% to 64%.
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{\an8}I mean, I know that
that's a wide range.
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{\an8}I'm sorry.
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{\an8}Mnh?
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{\an8}Right now,
2/3 of the city
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{\an8}is pathetically drying
themselves off with tissue.
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{\an8}Why is that?
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{\an8}Because tissues
are readily available.
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{\an8}Because Fort Grey doesn't have
a single covered bus bench.
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{\an8}Yeah. True.
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{\an8}Dina Rose
don't do sweat.
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{\an8}Mnh.
Sweat is literally
the body's rain.
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{\an8}Mnh-mnh.
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{\an8}easy win to me.uick,
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{\an8}When I score this layup,
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{\an8}and all the skeptics will be
like, "Courtney Rose--
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{\an8}oh, my gosh-- that mayor
really takes his oath seriously.
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{\an8}I don't even know what
I was thinking about.
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{\an8}Maybe you should
date my daughter."
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{\an8}Ah-heh!
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{\an8}Let's do this.
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{\an8}So, Val, what's next?
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{\an8}Do I pick out a color scheme
or a shape?
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{\an8}Well, before you go making
a vision board or anything,
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{\an8}you need to run it
by Ed Gunt.
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{\an8}As you know,
bills need his stamp.
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{\an8}Well, perfect. Let's set up
a meeting tomorrow.
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{\an8}Front-row seats
to history!
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{\an8}We're interviewing receptionists
tomorrow morning.
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{\an8}Nah, the mayor
can't be mired
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{\an8}in the minutiae--
I'll do it.
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{\an8}Oh, thanks for
stepping in, T.K.
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{\an8}Ha ha! It's my privilege
to serve, brother.
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{\an8}Trying to sneak into
the mayor's inner circle?
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{\an8}A little thirsty.
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{\an8}I'll do it!
It's on.
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{\an8}A teddy bear
is still a bear.
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{\an8}Where are we going?
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{\an8}I was going to
the bathroom.
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{\an8}I-I don't know
where y'all going.
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{\an8}Whaaat?
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{\an8}♪ Hustle seven days a week ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now, tell me,
what's a weekend? ♪
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{\an8}♪ What's a weekend? ♪
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{\an8}Okay, so as Ed's former
campaign manager,
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{\an8}I just want to let you know
that he likes to play dirty,
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{\an8}so if he comes for you,
just feel free to
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{\an8}go right back at him.
You know, pow-pow!
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{\an8}[ Chuckling ] Have you ever
thrown a punch in your life?
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{\an8}I have a black belt
in Krav Maga.
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{\an8}Look at me.
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{\an8}and asking you to walk me to
the parking lot late at night.
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{\an8}But I don't see City Hall
as a Fight Club.
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{\an8}And you're forgetting my three
C's of leadership--
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{\an8}Compassion.
Compromise.
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{\an8}Character?
Mnh-mnh.
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{\an8}Charisma?
Mnh-mnh.
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{\an8}It's Courtney,
isn't it?
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{\an8}Now you get me. Great.
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{\an8}Covered bus benches--
watch and learn.
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{\an8}[ Slow clapping ]
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{\an8}[ Door closes ]
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{\an8}Heh-heh, haaa!
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{\an8}There he is.
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{\an8}Mayor Rose.
The rappin' Mayor.
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{\an8}So, covered bus benches.
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{\an8}"Ehhh. Yawn."ike,
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{\an8}There's something there."h.
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{\an8}Helps the commuters.
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{\an8}Not too expensive...
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{\an8}I'm for sure blocking it.
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{\an8}[ Chuckles ] I'm sorry.
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{\an8}[ Laughs ]
Novice here.
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I'm guessing that
"block it"
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is a technical term for
"pass it immediately"?
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Let me connect
the dots for you.
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Bernie Madoff. The WNBA.
Receding gums.
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What do these
have in common?
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They're all more popular
than Courtney Rose.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Arena football...
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As long as I keep you from
getting anything done,
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you can kiss
your re-election goodbye.
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In fact, we could be talking
recall by the end of the year.
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[ Gasps ]
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"Santa brought you
a little present."
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O-Okay.
All right. Okay.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Chuckling ]
It's Mayor Ed Gunt!
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He's back.
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[ Whispers ]
He can't do that, can he?
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[ Microphone clicks on ]
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[ Microphone clicks off ]
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maybe I'll pass my own.
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[ Gasps ]
Uh-oh.
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This is... so unfair!
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[ Chuckles ]
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What do you say, Val?
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Time to cut your losses,
get back on the Gunt Train?
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Every seat's first class.
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[ Sighs ]
247
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Mayor Rose is... you know,
he's-- he's starting out.
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He's, um-- He's getting
his footing, and...
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[ Clears throat ]
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- What--
- Mm.
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We're-- We're excited
to get going--
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to get-- we're...
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Wow, that's
a rave review.
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You know, if I'm reading
Zagat's guide,
255
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I'm always looking
for terms like
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"learning as they go"
and "means well."
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{\an8}♪
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What was that?
259
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I know.
The guy is formidable.
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No, with you.
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You are my Chief of Staff.
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You shouldn't have to twist
and turn to sing my praises.
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Where was your pow-pow-powin'
when I was in there?
264
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He caught me off guard.
265
00:08:05,834 --> 00:08:07,792
Yeah, says the person
with a black belt in some...
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martial art that
I can't pronounce.
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You didn't give me much
to work with.
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Ed: FYI, this door
is super thin.
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♪ Well, okay ♪
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Yeah, so it's a real privilege
to work for the Mayor.
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I tell--
Oh. Hey!
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I didn't know
you would be here.
273
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This is Arlene, first-rate
receptionist candidate.
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I didn't know you
were gonna be here.
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This is Renee.
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She is the best candidate
for receptionist.
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She types with
all her fingers.
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Hey, guys,
we need to talk.
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Beat it, Renee.
Get out of here.
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Yeah, it's a bad time.
It's a bad time.
281
00:08:35,917 --> 00:08:37,417
You just got to go.
Bad time. I'm so sorry.
282
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The mayor's--
283
00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:39,917
Look, guys, uh...
284
00:08:39,917 --> 00:08:41,333
Now, tell me if I'm
being paranoid.
285
00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,834
But it's, uh...
286
00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:45,750
it's about Val.
You're not
being paranoid.
287
00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:47,208
Home girl's wardrobe
is horrible.
288
00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:48,834
It's bumming us
all out.
289
00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:50,125
No, no, no. I'm--
I'm getting the sense
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that she doesn't think
I can do this job.
291
00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,166
It's like she has one foot
out the door.
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00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,792
- Hey, guys!
- Oh, hey!
293
00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:55,834
Cute shoes!
294
00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:57,834
Your outfit looks
amazing!
295
00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:58,917
Uh, okay, so, um,
I was ruminating
296
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about our Gunt problem,
297
00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:01,834
and I think that I have
a Gunt solution.
298
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I'm listening.
299
00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:06,083
Okay, so I have some friends at
the Transportation Department.
300
00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:08,166
We met at a mixer
for young professionals.
301
00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:10,834
Anyways, so, I was picking their
brains about the bench covers,
302
00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:12,834
then you know, general hot goss,
yada, yada, yada...
303
00:09:12,834 --> 00:09:15,583
Bottom line-- if we mandate
the bench covers
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as a safety requirement, then
Gunt can't do a damn thing.
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A little visit from our Mayor
to the Transportation Director,
306
00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:22,834
and it should get
the job done.
307
00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:24,333
So let's-- let's do it.
Uh, lock in the meeting.
308
00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,834
All right, I'll talk
to you in a bit.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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- One foot out the door.
- ...one foot out the door.
311
00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:33,667
Really? I was
gonna say that.
312
00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:34,834
What's going on?
313
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{\an8}♪
314
00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:42,250
I'm not gonna ask--
don't want to know.
315
00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,792
Courtney loves
surround sound.
316
00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,625
Not as much as he loves
a thoughtfully framed portrait.
317
00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:47,959
[ Drill whirring ]
318
00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:51,291
I'm assuming you found a
receptionist, because I'm naive.
319
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,834
Miss Dina, we are no longer
using official business
320
00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:55,542
to curry favor
with the boss.
321
00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:57,709
Instead, we're using
gifts and treats...
322
00:09:57,709 --> 00:09:59,375
to curry favor
with the boss.
Mm-hmm.
323
00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:01,041
Sounds like you learned
an important lesson.
324
00:10:01,041 --> 00:10:03,250
Not quite sure what that lesson
is, but it doesn't even matter.
325
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,208
But tell me this--
326
00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,750
Courtney is your best friend.
327
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,458
Why are you working so hard
to impress him?
328
00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:08,667
He's the mayor.
329
00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,709
Now, are Courtney and I
closer than close?
330
00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:12,083
Of course.
331
00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,500
But at the end
of the day,
332
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,834
Mayor Courtney is about to
have a whole lot of money,
333
00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:18,709
access, power.
334
00:10:18,709 --> 00:10:20,375
I'm sorry. What city
do you think we live in?
335
00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:23,083
Miss Dina, I know how
this story ends.
336
00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,875
Every rapper insists he's
gonna take his boys with him,
337
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,667
but along the way,
even best friends get cut.
338
00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:29,792
Could be me.
Could be him.
339
00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:31,458
Well, it sounds to be like
you're worried about
340
00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:32,792
losing a friend.
341
00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:34,125
How about you start
by being good
342
00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:36,792
to the one
right next to you?
343
00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,667
Jermaine, who drove you
around for two months
344
00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,542
when you broke your femur
trying to pop-n-lock?
345
00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:43,750
And, T.K., who bought you a
pork-pie hat for your birthday,
346
00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:46,208
even though he is in
who knows how much debt?
347
00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:48,333
I know exactly
how much.
348
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,291
You three
are like brothers.
349
00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,625
Brothers without condition.
350
00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,583
And I promise you,
Courtney ain't goin' nowhere.
351
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:55,834
How do I know this?
352
00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:58,834
Because he lives with his mama
and rides a bicycle.
353
00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:00,458
That's true.
354
00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:04,792
{\an8}♪
355
00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:06,250
- Hey!
- Hey.
356
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,834
So, did my Transpo guy hook you
up with the bus benches or what?
357
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,458
Did he give you the...
358
00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:11,834
green light?
Ha.
359
00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:13,750
The..."right of way"?
360
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:14,875
Yeah, we're not
gonna do that.
361
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,834
I was doing
some introspection,
362
00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,917
asking myself the hard
questions, like,
363
00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:21,208
"Why do people love me?"
364
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:23,166
Wait. What--
What happened to our plan?
365
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,041
All right, let's be real--
that plan was wack.
366
00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:26,834
Now, the people of
this city love me
367
00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:30,709
because I'm honest,
relatable, inspirational.
368
00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:31,750
Humble.
369
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,834
Thank you!
370
00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,792
See, my point is
I became mayor
371
00:11:34,792 --> 00:11:37,166
because I connected
with the voters directly.
372
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,333
I'm gonna do it again.
373
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,709
What is the name of
that political show
374
00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:41,000
I've never seen but
always say I like?
375
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,208
"The Grey Area"?
376
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,375
They'll eat you alive.
377
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:47,417
Wow.
378
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:48,792
Like... wow?
379
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,583
Wow.
380
00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,625
You have
buyer's remorse, too.
381
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,375
Yeah, yeah.
I guess it doesn't matter
382
00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,166
that I saved a music
program for kids.
383
00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:58,291
Old news.
384
00:11:58,291 --> 00:11:59,834
"What have you done for me
lately," right?
385
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:00,834
Wow.
386
00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:02,041
[ Chuckles ]
387
00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:06,417
Wow.
That's why you still
388
00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:07,834
haven't unpacked
your office.
389
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,291
[ Sighs softly ]
390
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:10,667
You know that...
391
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,834
I take a while to embrace
new things. Mm.
392
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,083
I mean, look--
393
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:15,875
I still have the protective
film on my phone.
394
00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:17,208
So...
Exactly!
395
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:18,792
If it doesn't work out,
bye-bye phone--
396
00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:20,583
no restocking fee.
397
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,834
Fine.
398
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:23,333
Go on "The Grey Area."
399
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,875
You do you.
400
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,792
{\an8}♪
401
00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:28,959
Oh, don't forget--
402
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:30,750
the last time you
underestimated me,
403
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,166
I went and won
an election.
404
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,375
Courtney!
405
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,667
[ Telephone ringing
in distance ]
406
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:39,959
Nope, I can't do it.
407
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,083
Can't do it. Not ready.
408
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,959
{\an8}♪
409
00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:46,291
♪ Smile for me ♪
410
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,834
How on earth could Val say
you're not prepared for this?
411
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,291
I mean, my only concern
is that you're too prepared.
412
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,166
Well, my concern is that
we have not been provided
413
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,625
with the greenroom
and snacks.
414
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,041
I sent over a very
detailed rider.
415
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,792
I didn't come here for pretzels
and Twizzlers, Jermaine.
416
00:12:57,792 --> 00:12:59,375
Well, that's great.
'Cause they're not in the rider.
417
00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,709
Hey, when I finish this,
418
00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:02,959
people are gonna be demanding
covered bus benches.
419
00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:05,667
Hit 'em with the dazzle,
and finish with the razzle.
420
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,834
I put Razzles in the rider, too,
and I don't see 'em!
421
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,583
Yeah, what is this,
a porn shoot?
422
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,750
Woman:
30 seconds, people!
423
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,834
All right,
last looks.
424
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,583
Let me look here.
How's that line looking?
425
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,291
- Ah, the line is tight.
- Crispy!
426
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,417
All right, get on
out there, boy.
427
00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:18,583
Go on on!
428
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:19,834
[ Chuckles ]
429
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,333
Oh, man.
I might get emotional.
430
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,667
I might bust a tear.
431
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:24,041
I got two in the chamber.
432
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,834
Thanks so much
for coming on.
433
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:29,500
Last night, we had on the city's
Chief Elevator Inspector.
434
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,166
[ Chuckles ]
Ohh. Yes.
435
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,834
Hoo-hoo!
It was a hot show.
436
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:35,208
So we're hoping to ride that
ratings wave into tonight.
437
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,250
In 3...
438
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,792
{\an8}[ Upbeat theme music plays ]
439
00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:42,667
{\an8}Hello, and welcome to
"The Grey Area,"
440
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,792
{\an8}covering the black, the white,
and everything in between
441
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,583
{\an8}for over five years.
442
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,417
Come on, Courtney.
Don't blow this.
443
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:50,625
Tonight's guest is a rapper
turned mayor--
444
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:51,792
Courtney Rose.
445
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:52,792
[ Laughs ]
Mr. Rose, welcome.
446
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,041
Thanks for having me.
447
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,208
We only have
2 1/2 hours,
448
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,667
{\an8}so we're just gonna jump
right in, Mr. Mayor.
449
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:58,709
{\an8}All right.
450
00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:00,417
Now, you begin
your tenure
451
00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:01,792
with an approval
rating of--
452
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:04,041
Holy crap.
Okay, look,
everyone at home.
453
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:06,500
{\an8}I know a lot of you out there
don't have much faith in me,
454
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,208
{\an8}but I give you my word--
455
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:11,458
{\an8}Mayor Rose has what
it takes to get things done.
456
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:14,333
{\an8}Starting with my
covered-bus-bench initiative.
457
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,750
{\an8}What this does is--
458
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,291
I'm sorry.
I-I-I'm just distracted
459
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,125
by this [Chuckling] number,
specifically how low it is.
460
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,583
This guy is slime.
461
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,500
I may have to open up
the libel laws.
462
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:27,917
Let's talk about
the environment.
463
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,625
Well, let's talk more about
the bus benches.
464
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:32,792
That is not how we would
typically do that on this show.
465
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:33,959
I'm not a typical
politician, Ross.
466
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,083
[ Chuckles ]
467
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,458
Look, the way I see it
is that every commuter
468
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:40,166
{\an8}deserves to have
a comfortable, dry--
469
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,834
Mr. Rose, as mayor,
470
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:44,208
where do you come down
on the very controversial
471
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,625
"Trash for Cash"
program?
472
00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,291
- This is bad.
- It's not good.
473
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,083
This is worse than
white people with dreadlocks.
474
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,542
I think that it's, um,
475
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:55,709
it's, you know,
it's a good program.
476
00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:56,875
It's a very lucrative--
477
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,500
Are you Googling it
on your phone?
478
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,125
[ Laughing ]
Oh, absolutely not.
479
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,458
I don't want to show you
my phone.
480
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,417
Hold on.
481
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:04,709
My producer
is telling me that
482
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:06,667
we have a viewer calling.
483
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:09,333
We are going live
to City Hall,
484
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,333
and it is the Council President,
Mr. Ed Gunt.
485
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,792
Mr. Gunt, good evening.
486
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:15,375
Oh, [bleep]
487
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,583
{\an8}Ed: Hi, Ross!
488
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,709
{\an8}Hey, show was on fire
last night.
489
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,834
So, I was just talking to
the Transportation Director.
490
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:23,417
Turns out the mayor's
covered bus benches
491
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:25,125
{\an8}poses [Chuckling]
a significant safety risk.
492
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,208
{\an8}What? No.
493
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:27,625
{\an8}No, he did not
say that.
494
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:28,959
{\an8}Oh no,
bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
495
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:30,834
{\an8}He did.
And he's happy to say it again.
496
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,709
{\an8}Go, Bruce.
497
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,792
{\an8}Yeah.
Okay. Uh,
Councilman Gunt is right.
498
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:35,792
{\an8}Okay?
All right. Bye-bye.
499
00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,792
{\an8}Damn.
500
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:40,792
{\an8}Hates the spotlight,
felt compelled to speak out.
501
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:44,500
{\an8}[ Phone hangs up ]
502
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:49,250
{\an8}We'll be back right after
this commercial break!
503
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,792
{\an8}You're not allowed
to do that!
504
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:51,959
{\an8}You're not allowed
to do that.
505
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:53,583
{\an8}I didn't think so.
506
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:54,917
{\an8}Do you have a bathroom?
507
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,250
Don't worry--
I'll make sure this tape
508
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,542
never sees
the light of day.
509
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,375
This is live.
510
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,709
Yeah. And I-I just
realized that.
511
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,208
- That is a digital camera.
- Mm.
512
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,834
There is no tape.
This is very modern.
Mm-hmm.
513
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,125
High-tech.
Mm.
514
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,291
{\an8}♪ Hey ♪
515
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:18,917
{\an8}♪
516
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:22,083
[ Man speaking indistinctly
on television ]
517
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,834
Did you watch?
518
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,875
Yeah, I watched.
519
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:27,792
How rough?
520
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,458
Oh, it was rough.
521
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,000
He told Ashley he wanted
to have kids,
522
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,792
and then 10 minutes later,
he was making them
523
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,333
with Becky
in the Fantasy Suite.
524
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,542
Ma, what are you
talking about?
525
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:37,667
What are you
talking about?
526
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,792
I don't-- [sighs]
527
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:41,625
I don't know, Ma.
528
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,333
Babe, want to
take a ride?
529
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,750
Yes, ma'am.
530
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,375
{\an8}♪
531
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,583
Thanks, baby.
Yeah, of course.
532
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,917
You know I'm the reason
they instituted
533
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,625
a one-ketchup-per-person
rule, right?
534
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,792
They wasn't about
to stop you.
535
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:55,500
[ Laughs ]
Got that right.
536
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,208
[ Siren wailing in distance ]
537
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:59,417
Okay, talk to me.
538
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:01,792
[ Breathes deeply ]
539
00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,917
Well, Fort Grey doesn't
have faith in its mayor,
540
00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:05,667
and Val certainly doesn't.
541
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,792
And I don't know, Ma--
maybe they're on to something.
542
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:11,250
I know you're not bad-mouthing
my son at Jim's Burgers.
543
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,917
No, it's just,
if being mayor means
544
00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:14,375
fighting dirty
and going for the throat,
545
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,041
then maybe I'm not
built for this.
546
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,583
If that's what it takes to
be mayor, you are screwed.
547
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,125
Wow, Ma, thanks.
548
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,166
If you try to compete
on other people's terms,
549
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,250
you are going to lose
every time.
550
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,000
You're not the guy that punches
his opponent in the jaw.
551
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,250
When that kid, uh,
Oscar stole your skateboard
552
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,208
in fourth grade,
did you hit him?
553
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,583
No, you sat him down
554
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:33,917
and worked out
a reasonable payment plan
555
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,458
to recoup the cost.
556
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,625
That kid was so touched,
he went out and stole
557
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,083
an even better skateboard
and gave it to you.
558
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,667
I still use
that skateboard, too.
559
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:43,291
That's working
with your adversary.
560
00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:47,834
Oscar didn't have to lose
in order for me to win.
561
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,834
You are a good guy, Courtney.
562
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:53,792
You're a generous guy.
563
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:55,709
That's your weapon.
564
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,792
Use it.
565
00:17:57,792 --> 00:18:00,333
Oh, I know you gonna
pick up after that dog!
566
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,959
Nasty!
567
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:05,458
I'm a yeller.
That's my weapon.
568
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,875
♪ Yeah, I been a dreamer ♪
569
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,792
♪ But that don't mean
I been sleepin' ♪
570
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:10,208
♪ Hustle seven days a week ♪
571
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:11,750
♪ Now, tell me,
what's a weekend? ♪
572
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,333
♪ I hear all the haters
comin' for me ♪
573
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,792
♪ They be creepin',
talkin' 'bout me ♪
574
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,792
♪ But don't look me in the eye
when they be speakin' ♪
575
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:17,792
♪ Okay ♪
576
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:18,667
♪ 'Cause Mama taught me ♪
577
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:19,792
♪ Words are unreliable ♪
578
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:20,792
♪ But deeds are monumental ♪
579
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,375
Val: Where are you going?
580
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:23,542
♪ Now I'll build mine
undeniable ♪
581
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:25,458
Yes?
582
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,625
What are you
gonna do to me?
583
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:27,542
This.
584
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,792
What's that?
585
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,792
That is me reaching
across the aisle,
586
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,792
in the spirit of kindness
and generosity,
587
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:37,083
without regard
for credit or glory.
588
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,000
What did you "sample,"
the Magna Carta?
589
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,041
No, that is you and I
sharing credit
590
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:44,250
in bringing the "Rose-Gunt
Bus Bench Initiative"
591
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,792
to the wet masses.
592
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,917
So, wait-- you just called
someone and made a billboard?
593
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,583
Basically.
594
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,125
Huh.
595
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,709
Interesting.
596
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,834
I shouldn't take credit
for your hard work.
597
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,792
But I will. Okay.
598
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,083
"Rose-Gunt," huh?
599
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,959
Mm-hmm.
Or...
600
00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:07,000
"Gunt-Rose."
601
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,417
Whatever works
for the city, Ed.
602
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:10,375
Just "Gunt."
Okay.
603
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,333
Do I deliver or what?
604
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,500
[ Elevator bell dings ]
605
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,166
{\an8}♪
606
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,333
[ Sighs ]
607
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,208
Nice touch.
608
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:24,291
Compassion.
Compromise.
609
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,083
Courtney.
610
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,875
[ Elevator bell dings,
doors open ]
611
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,417
{\an8}♪
612
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,792
Courtney.
613
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,333
{\an8}♪
614
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,709
Hey, Courtney! We got
some exciting news for you.
615
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,458
You guys finally found someone
to answer these phones?
616
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,792
Man, stop playin'.
Be serious.
Come on, now.
617
00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:42,792
Listen, Court, we took on
this assignment
618
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:43,792
for the wrong reasons--
619
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,792
to win your acceptance
and approval.
620
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,125
But then we realized,
621
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,792
Courtney's love
is unconditional.
622
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:51,291
There's literally nothing
we could do...
623
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,166
O-Or not do.
...that could
jeopardize that.
624
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,792
Right.
And judging by
the look on your face,
625
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:57,583
I'd say we were right.
626
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,083
You guys have way too much
time on your hands.
627
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,125
- I see ya!
- Thanks, guys.
628
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,458
- You da mayor, man!
- You da mayor!
629
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:02,583
[ Telephone ringing ]
630
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,750
- You do your thing, brother!
- All right.
631
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,625
Just uh, make sure you
pick up a phone or two--
632
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:06,709
Authority looks good on you!
You wear it well!
633
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,166
Please answer that phone!
634
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,542
Yeah, okay!
635
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,834
Watch my neck, man!
636
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,208
[ Door closes ]
637
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,500
[ Ringing continues ]
638
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,667
[ Ringing stops ]
639
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,333
Hi. Mayor Rose's office.
640
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:20,458
Yes, I do answer my own phones,
'cause I am a very powerful man.
641
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,417
How may I help you?
642
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:24,750
♪ Haters talk loud
and run quick ♪
643
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:28,667
♪ We don't wanna hear that, been
down for a minute, uh-huh ♪
644
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,792
♪ Everything we want
we gonna get ♪
645
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,291
♪ Gonna get ♪
646
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:34,125
♪ They told us that we couldn't,
so we did ♪
647
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:38,792
♪ So we did ♪
648
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:40,792
♪ They told us that we couldn't,
so we did ♪
649
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:42,208
♪ So we did ♪
650
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,750
{\an8}Courtney:
A covered bus bench!
651
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,750
{\an8}- There it is!
- That's a beautiful thing!
652
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,250
{\an8}[ Laughs ]
653
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,792
{\an8}Hey, Mr. Mayor!
654
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:55,583
{\an8}Thank you for
the bus benches!
655
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,542
{\an8}Yes, ma'am!
656
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:58,792
{\an8}Yes! Yes, ma'am!
657
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,333
{\an8}[ Chuckling ]
658
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,500
{\an8}Oof!
Oh!
659
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,792
{\an8}- On the face!
- Are you o--
660
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:05,000
{\an8}When you gonna fix
these damn potholes?!
661
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,500
{\an8}Uh, I'm sorry--
I'm sorry-- I'm--
662
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,583
{\an8}We-- We holding up
traffic!
663
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,834
{\an8}Drive! Drive! Drive!
Uh, okay.
664
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,125
{\an8}[ Engine revs ]
665
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:13,333
{\an8}And I voted for him.
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