All language subtitles for The Jetsons - 2x28 - Jetsons Millions_track3_[eng]

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♪ Meet George Jetson ♪

♪ His boy Elroy ♪

♪ Daughter Judy ♪

♪ Jane his wife ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(George)
'We never seem to catch up.'

'There are too many mouths
to feed around here.'

I'm just not making
enough money.

Maybe Mr. Spacely
will give you some overtime.

He'll give me all the overtime I
want. He just won't pay for it.

Hi. Hope we're not interrupting
anything important.

I've got great news.

Spacely Welker possibly
the most handsome

and intelligent boy
in the universe

has invited me to the prom.

Now tell them the bad news.

- I'll need a gown.
- Fine.

And shoes and a bag

and maybe an evening wrap
and some jewelry.

- And a doctor for Dad.
- Elroy, I don't need a doctor.

Well, you will after
I get my turn.

You see, there's
this spaceball camp

and a lot of the guys
are signing up.

Spaceball camp?

Elroy, Judy, maybe this isn't
the right time to talk about it.

Sure it is.

You kids go ahead
and make your plans.

We'll work out
the money somehow.

You're the greatest daddy
in the known universe.

That's my pop.

Did you hear that, Jane?

The greatest dad
in the known universe.

We can afford it.

But how will we get the
money?

You're already working
day and night.

Hmm. Not at night.
I'll find some work at night.

Mr. Spacely would kill you
if he found out.

Okay, Jetson,
one final question.

You pick up a fare at
the Outer Space Hilton.

He wants to go to the
Interstellar Spaceport.

- What's the best route?
- That's an easy one.

[sneezes]

Uh, sorry, ma'am.

Never mind.
The best route, please.

As I said, an easy one.

You hang a left
at the marker asteroid

and get into the orbit lane
to the Spaceport.

That's correct, Jetson.

I'm impressed. You're hired.

We'll start you out
in the Apogee Heights area.

My favorite neighborhood.

Report to Hack Jet 12
at 1900 hours.

- 'I'll be there.'
- You'll be where?

[stammering]
Uh, oh..

- Where, sir?
- You just said you'll be there.

Where's "there"?

There? Ha ha ha.
Did I say "there"?

I mean-I mean here.
Right here.

Hard at work, doing my job.

Good, because if there's
anything I can't stand

it's a high-level employee
making big bucks

and not giving 100 percent.

That's why I fired Gridley.

Caught him moonlighting
as a used-jet-car salesman.

Uh, moonlighting? How terrible.

Don't ever let me catch you
trying a trick like that.

'Oh, you won't, Mr. Spacely.'

You've got my word on that.
This job means everything to me.

Which brings me to why I'm here.

Jetson, you ever hear
of the Venusian Lottery?

Sure. It's the biggest
in the Solar System.

Every year, some lucky son of
a gun wins 10 million Venuties.

And this year
it could be you, Jetson.

My wife's charity organization
is selling chances.

I put you down for two books.
Only cost you 50 bucks.

Oh, I don't know, sir. I've
never won anything in my life.

I couldn't possibly afford--

Jetson, this is the boss
talking. I'm stuck with..

I mean, I'm privileged
to handle 20 books of tickets.

So I'm allowing my loyal

grateful employees
first crack at them.

Do you get my meaning?

- Loud and clear.
- Good.

(woman on radio)
'Three-niner-two.
Three-niner-two.'

'Proceed to 1725 Snerdville
Drive. Passengers are waiting.'

'Got that?'

I got it, and I'll get it. Bye.

Let's see. Snerdville Drive.

Why does that sound familiar?

I don't know anybody who could
afford to live there

except maybe..

- Cabbie, over here.
- Mr. Spacely!

Was it something I said?

Knowing you, probably.

You poor dear.
You look out on your feet.

Wait till you hear
what happened out there.

- What happened?
- Don't ask. Is the alarm set?

All set, George.

Good. I'm wiped out. Good night.

[snoring]

[alarm ringing]

Oh, I really needed that.

I feel great, honey.
Don't worry.

But, George, you can't
go on like this.

You hardly closed
your eyes last night.

I know. I'll catch up
on the weekend.

Nice to see you're not
goofing off, Jetson.

Goofing off? Me? I'm full of
pep. Just dying to work,
sir.

Good. Then you won't mind
straightening out

those old file
tapes of Gridley's.

Have them on my desk by Monday.

By Monday? That would mean..

Putting in full time
over the weekend, sure.

'But you said you were
just dying to work.'

[groans]
Just dying.

Here, dear, this ought
to keep you awake.

Awake. Alright.

That's good, Jane.
That's real..

[phone rings]

'I'll get it.'

Shut off the alarm,
will you, honey?

I need a few more minutes.

What? Say that again, please.

George, wake up, it's for you.
From Venus.

Don't accept the charges.
We don't know anybody on Venus.

'There are no charges.
It's prepaid.'

Hello? Yes,
this is George Jetson.

You're who?
That's a cruel joke, buddy.

Sure I bought a raffle ticket.

Two whole books. Hold on.

Yeah, I got that number.
I did? You mean I'm a winner?

You mean I'm the winner? Yahoo!

What's all the screaming about?

I won. I won
the Venusian Sweepstakes.

- George, we're rich?
- Filthy rich.

Wow. We each get our own steak?

Oh, goodie.

Whoopee. This means spaceball
camp and the basketball camp.

This means a new wardrobe,
maybe a new car.

This means "Goodbye, old Rosie,
and hello, new robot."

[beeping]

Rosie, you're
part of the family.

We'll get you your own robot.

Can you believe it?
We're rich, Jane, rich.

- We've got 10 million Venuties.
- What's a Venuty worth, dad?

Gosh, I forgot to ask.

Are you still there?

Look, how much is a Venuty worth
in dollars?

He's looking
at the closing prices.

Yes? Yes?

Oh. Okay. Well, thanks anyway.

- Sounds like it's not much.
- It's not very much.

A Venuty's only worth 75 cents.

So all we win is

seven and a half
million dollars.

(Judy and Elroy)
'Hooray!'

Gotcha.

Hi, Mr. Spacely.

You can't get out of this one,
Jetson. You're late.

Gosh, you're absolutely right.

Jetson, are you listening to me?

Uh-huh.

I wonder what Lake Luna Lagoon
would be like this time of year.

Expensive, especially
if you're out of work.

Oh, you're right.
Just look at these prices.

Jetson, have you had
your hearing checked?

I just threatened to fire you.

Maybe Jane would like
the Palms of Pluto better.

You're not on
your knees begging.

You're not even listening.

Oh, I'm listening, sir.

It's just that I'm planning
this vacation.

I'll give you a vacation.
For the rest of your life.

Thank you, Mr. Spacely.

You still don't get it, Jetson.

You're through. Forever.

Well, it sure sounds like you
mean it this time. Ha ha ha.

Goodbye, Mr. Spacely.

Twenty years of firing him
and now he just walks out.

That's gratitude for you.

Oh, there you are, Mr. Spacely.
I've been looking for you.

Not now, Flunkly. I'm still busy
being angry at Jetson.

I just canned him, you know.

Good thinking, sir.
But I have something important.

(Stella)
Cosmo.

(Spacely)
'What is it, dear?
I'm a busy man.'

Don't "busy" me, you worm,
you sneak, you cheapskate.

[stammering]
Something wrong, lovey?

They just announced
the winning number

of the Venusian Sweepstakes.

It was our number
from our book of tickets.

- 'That's wonderful.'
- That's terrible.

You sold that book
to George Jetson.

I did? I couldn't have.

The travel folders. I must have.

You little tightwad.
You just cost us millions.

And furthermore..
[click]

So Jetson's a millionaire.
No wonder I couldn't scare him.

Why are you still
standing there?

More bad news, sir.

Flunkly, nobody wants
to hear the words "bad news."

Couldn't you have
put it another way?

Disaster. Crunchit,
the Venusian conglomerate

has been secretly buying
up our stock.

So?

So unless we come up
with big bucks

and soon, you'll
lose the company.

I can't lose my own company.
It's mine.

[stammering]
Isn't it?

Not if they manage
to get one more share than you.

No, no, no,
I've gotta stop it.

You could hire Jetson
back, sir.

Sweet-talk him, persuade him
to put some big bucks

into the company.
He'll listen to you.

Not after the things I said.

Besides, I wouldn't crawl on my
hands and knees to any man.

It'll take a million dollars
in cash by noon Monday

or it's all over.

Except to my warmest

dearest, closest friend,
George Jetson.

(Jane)
'Hi, darling.'

'Aren't you home
from work early?'

I'm home forever.

I've just blown my job

and you and I are standing
here saying how nice it is.

George, I know it's hard
to get used to the idea

but we're millionaires now.

But we're not going
to lose our heads.

Never.

We're still the same people

and we're still going
to lead the same life.

- Right.
- Modest, unassuming.

Mom, Daddy, what do you think?

- Oh, it's lovely, dear.
- Is it a dress or a chandelier?

It's for her prom.

No, mother, this is
for my debutante ball.

We're still the same people

and we're still gonna lead
the same life.

Oh, sure.

- Look at this.
- You're leaving home?

Now that we're rich, never.

You don't even have to send me
to spaceball camp.

- Well, that's something.
- I bought my own.

It's an environmental
transformulator. Watch.

'You want spaceball camp?
You've got it.'

- You're out.
- Out?

- 'You heard me.'
- You're crazy.

Why don't you get your eyes
examined?

Why don't you head for the
showers? You're out of the game.

Ha ha ha. Hey,
I kind of like this.

(Elroy)
'Yeah, only next time,
I want mom to be umpire.'

- There's basketball.
- Not in here, kids.

Come on to my room, Judy.

I guess it's okay if the
kids
do get spoiled a little.

Sure, as long as you and I don't
let this money go to our heads.

'Who's that?'

(Jane)
'Just the contractor
and his crew.'

'I didn't know they were
gonna start today.'

Start what?

(Jane)
'Oh, just a few simple changes
I've been wanting to make.'

(George)
What are they doin'?

I have a terrific idea
for the sauna.

We don't have a sauna.

Wanna bet?

(George)
'Run it past me again,
will you, Jane?'

(Jane)
'Oh, it's simple, dear.
Part of the hall closet'

and some of Elroy's room
becomes the spa

which means we have to tear out
the utility-room wall

for the new bathroom.
Then, for the billiard room--

I changed my mind.
I don't wanna know.

Just tell me when the walls and
ceiling will be back together.

Soon, George.
The contractor said

two or three months at the most.

[George groans]

I'm starved, Jane.
What did you make for breakfast?

I made a deal
with Gourmet A Go-Go.

They should be here any minute.
[doorbell rings]

Oh, would you get it, George?

And tell Antoine to serve our
crêpes suzette in the solarium.

Is that the room
with the ceiling gone

or the walls ripped out?

Jetson, why weren't you at work?

- Uh, are you ill?
- Mr. Spacely, are you okay?

Don't you remember
you threw me out of my office?

No. Wait a minute.

Sounds like Coslo's been up
to his old tricks again.

Coslo?

I tell him to give you a raise,
and he fires you.

'Who is this Coslo?'

My twin brother, of course,
from the Crab Nebulae.

I didn't know you had a brother.

Sure, Cosmo and Coslo,
the Spacely twins.

Ready to go?

But I'm retired now,
Mr. Spacely.

I came into money,
a lot of money.

Well, that changes everything.

No more talk about
you working for me.

- Good.
- No sirree.

We'll talk partnership instead.

Huh?

Outer Space Hilton? This is
Mrs. George Jetson speaking.

How soon can the penthouse
be ready for us?

- What's going on, Jetson?
- Things are such a mess here.

We need someplace
to stay for a few days.

Excellent. You'll stay
at my house.

- Mrs. Spacely'll be delighted.
- But--

It's the least I can do

to make up
for that no-goodnik Coslo.

Flunkly, I've got
that birdbrain Jetson

eating out of my hand again.

Get ready to buy
Spacely Sprockets stock.

That million dollars
is as good as ours.

[laughing]

You invited all of them?

Jetson and his wife?

'Are you crazy?'

Well, actually, dear, they're
quite a nice, wealthy group

once you get to know them.

But you know how I hate clutter.

[doorbell rings]

(Petunia)
'Come in, come in.
How lovely to see all of you.'

(Jane)
'Hello, Mrs. Spacely.
This is really generous of
you.'

(George)
'This is Astro and Orbitty.'

Maybe we should have dropped
them off at the pet shelter.

Nonsense. They can keep
my sweet Foo-Foo company.

Foo-Foo. Where are you, darling?

'Foo-Foo, there you are.'

- Foo-Foo? Oh, boy.
- 'Astro. Orbitty.'

[Astro barking
and Orbitty chattering]

George, do something.

Well, Arthur, how are you
getting along with your friend?

We hate each other.

That's only because you don't
know each other very well.

It's because he won't let me

work the environmental
transformulator.

Elroy, I didn't know
you had one of these.

- Does it work?
- Perfectly.

Well, Jetson,
what do you say you and I

have a little sporting
game of, uh, uh..

- How's your bowling?
- I'm champ of the league.

- Uh, um, tennis?
- I'm a B-plus player.

[stammering]

Uh, how about golf?

I can hit ball, I think. But I
never really played the game.

Oh, then
it's about time you did.

Especially if you're going
to be an up-and-coming executive

at Spacely Sprockets.

Can you send us to a golf course
for a fast nine holes?

(Elroy)
'Coming right up.'

Hey, this is great.
Yeah, yeah.

Before you hit that drive,
Jetson, how about a modest bet?

Ah, I don't know, Mr. Spacely.

Why don't we wait
and see how I do first?

You're a natural, Jetson.
You played that shot like a pro.

I did? Gosh, this is fun.

Why are you helping him, Dad?

- So he can beat me.
- What?

I'm gonna lose every hole.
That'll build his confidence.

Then when the money's down,
I sandbag him.

(Arthur)
'It won't be easy
losin' to that duffer.'

(Spacely)
'Just watch me.'

Oh, shuckers.

What do you say, Jetson? Now is
it time for our friendly wager?

Well, maybe I am a little better
than when I started.

Of course you are.
So the bet is on?

- I guess so.
- Good.

Good shot, Mr. Spacely. By the
way, what are we playing for?

Let's make it something you
can afford. An even million?

[laughing]

- Oh, what a kidder.
- Go ahead, dad. You can do it.

Here goes.

Hey, that was fun, Mr. Spacely.
Never mind the bet.

- You were kidding, right?
- Wrong.

Well, I wouldn't have paid
off if I'd lost.

Oh, yes, you would have.
Here you go.

Gosh, this is 2 million dollars
worth of stock.

That's right. So all you
owe me is 1 million even.

In cash, please.

Oh, I don't have it with me,
or anywhere else.

I won't get my lottery check
until tomorrow morning.

Oh, that's okay, Jetson,
I trust you.

Just bring it with you
to the office tomorrow.

Remember, we still have that
partnership to talk about.

Oh, what a guy.

Hey. that's a lot of zeros,
Jetson.

More than I ever
thought I'd see.

Well, you deserve every
one of them, Jetson.

So this is my new office?

It is, the minute
you sign this contract.

Will you go over the main points
with me one more time?

Uh, glad to.

It says that you'll
invest a small amount

in Spacely Sprockets.

In exchange for this,
you become vice president.

And this small amount
is the change I owe you

from my golf win?

Right. A million dollars
should cover it.

Not bad. That still
leaves me 6.5 million.

- Where do I sign?
- Hold everything, sir.

Not now, Flunkly.

I'm busy signing up our newest
and dearest vice president.

But, sir, you must hear
what I have to say first.

Whatever it is,
it isn't as important as this.

There you go, Mr. Spacely.

Now, Flunkly, you can tell
your important news

to Vice President Jetson.

The Venusian economy
took a nosedive.

Oh?

So in order to save it,
they've devalued the Venuty.

(George)
'Gee, I wonder how much.'

Shut up, Jetson.
How much did they devalue it?

All the way down
to a hundredth of a cent.

- 'That far?'
- You dimwit.

Your 10 million Venuties
aren't worth chicken feed.

That's terrible news, Flunkly.
Why didn't you tell me?

In a way, it's good, sir.

The entire assets of
the Crunchit Corporation

were in Venuties.
That means they're bankrupt.

There is no more threat
to Spacely Sprockets.

Except one.
Our former vice president.

Former? No, Mr. Spacely, you
can't go back on this contract.

Can't I? I always have
my contracts made

with a built-in escape clause.

- Escape clause, sir?
- Pay attention, Flunkly.

'Get busy on that workload,
Jetson.'

'You've been goofing off
long enough today.'

Well, it was fun being a
millionaire for a while, anyway.

And look what it got us.

I don't know how
we're gonna pay for it.

I feel sorry for the contractor.

Don't. Because of us
and all the publicity

he's got more work
than he can handle right now.

- Well, we almost made it.
- We did make it, George.

We have something special

something no real
millionaire has.

You mean each other?

No. I mean bags and bags
full of useless Venuties.

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