All language subtitles for The Jetsons - 1x13 - Las Venus_track3_[eng]

[theme music]

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♪ Meet George Jetson ♪

♪ His boy Elroy ♪

♪ Daughter Judy ♪

♪ Jane his wife ♪♪

(male narrator)
"The Jetsons"

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Remember, Elroy,
you and Judy behave yourselves

'at grandma's
while daddy and I are away.'

'You're to do just as she
says.'

Sure, mom. We love grandma.

Oh, yeah,
I know she's a nice, old
lady

but her cuisine is murder.

Yeah, and so's her cooking.

Judy! Elroy!

George, are you going
to permit them

to talk about their grandmother
like that?

Huh? Oh!
Oh, no, of course not.

Elroy, Judy,
I've eaten grandma's cooking

and it's no worse
than your mother's.

George!

I mean, I mean,
it's-it's delicious.

When I think
of granny's homemade

liver and onion capsules

and her frozen puree
of prune pudding..

[howling]

Take it easy, pop.
Astro's got a sensitive stomach.

Oh, gee, mom. I envy you.

You and daddy are gonna
have a ball in Las Venus.

Thanks, dear.

Las Venus is kind of
a second honeymoon for us.

Isn't it, George?
Oh, won't it be romantic?

Oh, yeah, honey.

Blackjack, roulette,
space dice.

George, you gave me your word
that if we went to Las Venus

you wouldn't gamble.

Oh, sure, honey. Sure.
I-I won't gamble.

I'll just try
to win back the money

I lost the last time
I gave you my word.

Well, here we go!

(Elroy)
How long will it take us to get
over to grandma's house, pop?

(George)
Just hang on, everybody.
We'll be there in a jiffy.

swoosh

Chicago, coming up!

Get ready,
we're dropping you at grandma's.

Are you sure
you're on target, pop?

Of course, I'm sure.
That's Chicago down there.

I know, pop,
but remember the last time

you dropped me over Boston?

I came down
on the Tower of London.

That's true, George. And he
didn't even have his raincoat.

Well, that was
a slight malfunction

of the gyroscopic
calculator.

You ready, Elroy? Judy?

- 'Ready.'
- 'Ready.'

(Judy)
Have a good time!

You, too,
and give our best to grandma.

Roodrye!

- Bye!
- Bye!

They're going in for a landing
right in front of grandma's.

- Oh, nice shot, George.
- Hmm, naturally.

Okay, Astro old hound dog,
you're next.

Here's the kennel.

'Your pals will be waiting
for you.'

And stay away
from that French poodle.

She'll break your heart.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Whoopee!

Geronimo!

Oh, George darling,
we're alone at last.

Just the two of us.

Just think, honey,
if I hadn't crash-landed

into your patio,
we never would have met.

Let's have some music.

[instrumental music]

Oh, George,
what a wonderful coincidence.

- They're playing our song.
- Yeah. Oh, it's a lovely tune.

I remember
when we first heard it.

There we were, the two of us,
parked on the Big Dipper.

I took your hand in mine

and as I started to kiss
you,
you said..

Look out, George!

We're at the skyway
to Las Venus.

(George)
Hold on, here we go.

Not yet, George.
Watch for an opening.

No, no, don't try it yet.

Maybe after this sky truck.

Honey, please, will you
let me do the driving?

I'm experienced
at this kind of thing.

Uh-uh, here's our opening.

Can I open my eyes now?

Sure, honey.
We've got it made.

Oh, you are a good driver,
George.

No hitchhikers, buddy.
Now get off my back.

Scram!

Excuse us.
Must have been the smog.

- Bye-bye!
- 'Goodbye, robot head!'

Robot-head?

Oh, boy, it's lucky for him
I'm in a hurry

or I'd step out
and...run for help.

[laughs]

We're out of the traffic now,
anyway.

Look at all the scenery.

(George)
Yeah.

Hey,
look at that sign up ahead.

"When on Mars,
drink Cosmic Cola."

I wonder who thinks up
those crazy signs.

Hey, look at that ad.

Oh, wowie zowie!

Hello there.

I use Solar-sweet Lipstick.

It's solar-lovely.

That's for sure.

Oo-ba-doo-ba-do-ba--

George, stop looking
at that billboard.

Huh? Oh. Oh, yeah, sure.

We'll be in Las Venus
any minute now.

- Lady luck, here we come.
- Oh, don't jinx us, George.

The last time you mentioned
lady luck on vacation

Mr. Spacely turned up
with some work.

Don't worry, the boss won't
spoil things this time.

He's closing a deal
on the moon.

Good, just so he stays there.

Now, slow down, George.
Quick, look at that sign!

(George)
'"Lunarville.
Slow down to 2000."'

You're going too fast, George.

Are you kidding?
I don't even see the town.

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Wow!
Now, that's a real hot rodder.

Lunarville.
Must be full of yokels.

[siren blaring]

Here's one of your yokels,
George

dressed like a policeman.

Kindly pull over
to that cloud up ahead.

Now, sir,
do you know the penalty

for speeding through this town?

What town, officer?
There's nothing here.

Oh, we got a town, alright.
It's out being cleaned.

We got a judge too.

Officer 55 calling the court.
Live one.

I repeat, live one.
Come in, judge.

Hear ye! Hear ye!

The court of Lunarville
is now in session.

This is Judge Fairly speaking

otherwise known as
the Hanging Judge.

How do you plead, stranger?
Guilty or not guilty?

- Your Honor, I plead--
- Guilty as charged.

Penalty is ten years in jail
or $2000 fine.

What will it be?

Have I got a choice?
I'll pay the fine.

Good thinking, stranger.
Case dismissed.

This has been a recording.

A recording, a recording.

The judge is gonna have
to make a new recording tape.

- This one's kind of worn.
- Yeah, so I notice.

But tell me something, officer,
what happens

if the defendant isn't guilty?

Hm. Oh, shucks, you got me.

The judge has never
made a tape for that.

Now here's your stamps.

You fill five books

and we take care
of a parking ticket.

Twenty books,
and with any sentence

you get to pick your own jail.

Oh, thanks a lot.

There's nothing beats
picking your own jail.

Yup, I know one driver
who saved up enough books

so that he was his own
judge.

- So what happened?
- What else?

He gave himself
a suspended sentence.

Come back and see us again.
Bye.

"Come back and see us again?"

He figures I'll have
more money by then.

Now, now, dear,
you're not going to let

a little old fine
ruin our holiday.

Ah, you're right, dear,
I'll..

Look, Jane, we're here,
Las Venus.

'There's the Sonic Sahara.'

(Jane)
'Oh, and there's the famous
Riviera Satellite.'

(George)
'Look! The fabulous Flamoongo.'

You know, I, I think they're
trying to tell us something.

Ah, here we are at our
hotel,
the Supersonic Sands.

(Jane)
'Oh, George, it's lovely.'

Welcome to the Supersonic Sands,
sir.

You have a reservation?

Yep.
Mr. and Mrs. George Jetson.

Of course, Mr. Jetson.
We're expecting you.

Now, let's hope
you win a nice room.

How about that, honey?

We even get to gamble
on the room we get.

Ooh, yes. I think
it's-it's..

'Yes, it is! Suite 711.'

Oh, you're in luck, sir.
It has its own private
dealer.

Ha, you hear that? Now I can
lose a bundle in privacy.

First, we'll take care
of your car.

(George)
'Hey, my car!'

(male #1)
'Don't worry, sir.'

We always give you a new one
when you leave.

How do we get to our room?

You don't.
The room comes down to you.

Now, that's what I call
room service.

I'll bet it has everything

including hot and cold
running poker chips.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

There's nothing
like traditional, is there?

And what a lovely view.

'Why, look, George.'

'We have a hotel
right next door to us.'

'The Las Venus Venus.'

'"All star show
featuring Dean Martian."'

My favorite space-shouter.

Oh, I must see him, George.

Tonight, honey, I promise.

Right now,
I wanna check and see

if we got
our own private dealer.

I'm the dealer.

Name your game.
Name your game.

[chuckles]
I like him.

He's got an honest face.

I'll see you later, buster.
Can I help you unpack?

Thanks, but I just brought
a few things.

It will only take a second.

[George laughs]
'Didn't you forget
the kitchen sink?'

Oh, I brought that too.

[doorbell ringing]

Come in.

Jackpot. Jackpot.

Try your luck. Try your luck.

I'm due. I'm due.

Hit me. Hit me.

Oh, boy.
Robot slot machines.

I'll hit this one, honey,
and you try the other.

Let's go, jackpot-aroonie!

Let's have it now. Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

M-I-S-S. Miss?

Hey, honey,
don't waste your money

on these one-armed bandits.

They'll never pay off.

Look, George! I hit it!
I hit a jackpot!

- What were you saying, dear?
- Nothin'.

Okay, that's it, tightwad.
On your way.

Hit the jackpot!
Hit the jackpot!

You can't miss.

You just lost your jackpot.
Now, come on, out! Out! Out!

Oh, George, look what happened
to my swimsuit.

It's stretched all out of shape.

Yeah, I see.
It's practically a tent.

There's a glamor shop
in the lobby.

Maybe they have one of those
new Saturn bikinis.

Saturn bikinis? What's that?

Oh, just some rings
around the right places.

You'll love it.
I'll see you later.

I'll bet it's a real
ring-a-ding-a-dinger.

[automated message]
'Mr. George Jetson,
long distance, long distance.'

Oh, I hope it's not
that pest, Spacely.

- Jetson!
- Ah, Mr. Pester.

I mean, Mr. Spacely.

Jetson, I just got word
we're in luck.

Gigi Galaxy has just checked
into the Las Venus Venus Hotel.

- Gigi who?
- Galaxy.

The head of General Rotors.

We've got a big contract
hanging fire with them.

It just needs a little push.

I told Galaxy
you'll be right over.

Oh, but-but-but I can't.

I'm on my second honeymoon, sir.

You know, with my wife.

You promised me time off.

I promised you nothing of the..

Oh, you're right. I, I did
promise you the time off.

I'm sorry,
Vice President Jetson.

- Forget it.
- Thank you, sir.

I knew you'd under..
Uh, Vice President Jetson?

Yes, but what's a puny
vice presidency

as compared
to a second honeymoon?

I mean,
why should you care about

a mink-lined private office
with your name in gold neon?

Gold neon!

And a secretary
who's been nicknamed

the Heavenly Body.

The Heavenly..

Forgive me, sir, but I don't
wanna keep Gigi Galaxy waiting.

Vice President Jetson,
over and out.

[laughs]

Galaxy, eh?

I'll show Spacely I know

how to handle big wheels.

I'll get the contract signed

and get back before
Janey even misses me.

[knocks]
'Be right with you, darling.'

Darling? Oh, pardon me, lady

but, uh,
Gigi Galaxy is expecting me.

Come in, darling.
I'm Gigi Galaxy.

What did you say your name was?

[gibberish]

O-ba-da-ba, what, darling?

Oh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh

George Sprocket
of Spacely Jetsons.

(Gigi)
'Now, darling,
sit down and tell me..'

...who are you?

My, my-my name is,
uh, George Darling.

Uh, I mean, Jetson.

Jetson, of course.

Mr. Spacely wired me
you were coming.

He neglected to say
you'd be in shock, darling.

Shall we get down to business?

Business? Oh, what business?

Ah! Business. Oh, sure.
Of course, why not?

You've spent 15 minutes
telling me your name,
darling.

Suppose we discuss the contract
over dinner tonight?

Downstairs in the Fallout Room.

- Shall we say about 8:00?
- 8:00?

Ah, ah, but-but-but--

- I'll make the reservations.
- 'But-but-but--'

Not much of a vocabulary,
have you?

See you this evening.

In the meantime, I'll take
a good old-fashioned bath.

Sometimes I wonder
if it's worth the expense

filling the tub
with old fashions.

[laughs]

Ta-ta, darling.

But, darling..
I, uh, I mean, Gigi..

- But Gigi Galaxy's a woman!
- Of course, she's a woman.

What did you expect,
a prehistoric space monkey?

Yeah, but you don't understand,
Mr. Spacely.

She wants me
to have dinner with her.

Good, good.

Make sure she enjoys herself.

Spare no expense!

Hello? Hello, hello?

We must have
a loose connection.

Someone said,
"Spare no expense."

- That was me, you missile head!
- 'Oh, oh.'

Just don't come back
without a signed contract.

But what about my wife?

Let her get her own contract.

Do you read me,
uh, Vice President Jetson?

Loud and clear, sir.
Loud and clear.

Oh, gosh.
Vice President Jetson.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

(Jane)
'Oh, George! I'm back.'

Don't tell me
you hit the jackpot again.

Oh, no, silly.

I just bought a few
little accessories

to go
with my ring-a-ding bikini.

And what do you think
I'm doing tonight?

Going to bed early, I hope.

No, silly. I made reservations.

We're having dinner
downstairs at 8:00.

Dinner at 8:00?
I just lost my appetite.

Nonsense. It's going
to be a lovely evening.

Dinner, dancing.

Remember, honey,
it's our second honeymoon.

Yeah, yeah, I know,
but I have a date.

- What did you say?
- What did I say? What? What?

Oh, uh, I said, we're,
we're eating at 8:00.

[gibberish]

[instrumental music]

George, it was a lovely dinner.

Those Martian meatballs
were heavenly.

Yeah, and those Venus veal
cutlets were out of this world.

What's for dessert?

Here comes
the dessert tray now.

(George)
Hey, looks delicious.

Slow down!

Whoa!

What kind of dessert was
that?

It's the low calorie special.
You don't get to eat it.

And now, space bunnies

it's time for our
nightly dance contest

the Stratospheric Hop.

And here to provide the music

is that space bunny
personality himself

Starrence Welkome.

[instrumental music]

Yes, friends,
this is Starrence Welkome

with Space Bubble Music.

And now, for the contest.

So fasten your dancing belts
for the Planet Polka.

Is my dancing belt
on right, honey?

Yeah. Oh, that's swell music.

I love it!

Maybe we can win, George.

Now, remember, friends

the first prize for men
is a trip to Mars

with the girl of your dreams.

Second prize is a trip to Mars
with your little wife.

[laughs]

That's a little joke.

A five, a four,
a three, a two, a one.

Lift off!

Let's go, George.
Up, up and away!

Yeah, but not too high.
My ears will pop.

Come on, you space sissy!

Ah, ho-ho. Fred Astarr's
got nothin' on me.

Wonderful!

And remember
what you promised me.

After this, we're going
across
to the Las Venus Venus

to see Dean Martian.

Yeah, yeah, sure. Las Venus!

Contract!

Gigi Galaxy!

If I don't get that contract
signed, I'm a goner.

Gee, what was that?

I'll just wait
one second more and..

You certainly
make an entrance, darling.

I'd just about given you up.

I can't stay long.

Uh, about the contract.

Let's talk about it
while we dance, darling.

They're playing my favorite.

The Solar Sambaramba.

Dance? Oh, but I just..

It's my favorite form
of violence, darling.

Let's show them
a thing or two, shall we?

Solar Sambaramba.
Solar Sambaramba.

Si-si-si. Si-si-si.

I'd like to see, see,
see the contracty.

I'd like to see, see, see
you dance better with me.

N'est-ce pas,darling?

Ah, oui, oui, oui.
Ah, oui, oui, oui.

Solar-boom-boom-boom.
Aye-yie-yie.

Aye-ya. Aye-ya-yie-yie-yie.

Is there a skyropractor
in the house?

[upbeat music]

Now you're getting it, darling.

Too bad this isn't a contest.

The contest!

I repeat, what was that?

Oh, George, you dance divinely.

Si-si-si!

I mean, thank you, dear.

Look. Look who's here,
honey.

Isn't that Mr. Spacely
just coming in?

Spacely!

Oh, come on now, knock it off!

I must say, darling,
you're a wonderful dancer.

Si-si-si.

Let's sit this one out
and talk about the contract.

Just a few more
si-si-si's, darling.

I don't wanna miss it
when they double the tempo.

Miss it? Oh, the missus!

Uh, I'll be right back.
I think I'm being paged.

That does it! I quit!

Oh, let's sit the rest
of this dance out.

- I'm getting tired.
- You're getting tired?

- Jetson!
- Mr. Spacely!

So there you are.
I wanna talk to you.

See you in a minute, honey.

I just remembered
I-I-I promised to call the kids.

But, but, George..

Have a little refreshment,
darling

before I sign the contract.

Oh, how nice.

Nothing like a soft drink,
is there?

To Spacely Sprockets
and General Rotors.

May they make
beautiful dividends together.

Really, darling,
you should sip, not gulp.

I don't know
what's in that stuff

but it sure
makes your head spin.

In fact, I'm-I'm kind of
starting to see things.

That lady coming in,
she almost looks like Jane.

[chuckles]

Jane?

Oo-ba-doo-ba.

I'm so glad
you have a table for us.

I left word for George.

That's my husband
to meet us here.

I don't know what could have
happened to him.

You see, we were dancing--

Oui, oui, madame.

Garcon, table for three.

Oo-ba-doo-ba.
She's coming this way.

Follow me, please.
Follow me, please.

But, darling,
what are you trying to do?

I'm trying to disappear.

Look at that clown,
Mr. Spacely.

I'd hate to be his wife.

Yes, there's one in every crowd.

But look who's with him.
It's Gigi Galaxy!

Delighted to see you,
Miss Galaxy.

Mr. Spacely, how nice.

Of course, you know my escort,
Mr. Jetson.

Jetson?

Hello, boss.

George Jetson!

Honey,
I can explain everything.

Out with another woman?

It wasn't another woman.
It was just Gigi Galaxy.

Well, thank you, darling.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Jetson.
I didn't know he was married.

- Where's the contract, Jetson?
- Quiet!

You should be proud of him,
Mrs. Jetson.

'All he thought of
is the contract.'

True. True.

He doesn't have a romantic bone
in his body.

True, true. Very true..

Uh.. Hey, wait a minute.

And you'll have the signed
contract in the morning.

I knew you'd do it,
Vice President Jetson.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Oh, it's the Sambaramba again.

Come, darling,
I need a new partner.

Sambaramba si. Sambaramba
si.

Sambaramba si. Si-si-si.

Ski-bi-doo-pa-ti-doo.
Ski-bi-doo-pa-ti-doo.

Sambaramba, Sambaramba.
Si-si-si.

George, will you
ever forgive me?

Oh, sure, honey.

Vice president. I'm so proud.

[laughs]
Well, I don't know for how long

but in the meantime,
let's live it up!

[doorbell ringing]

Yes?

Jackpot. Jackpot.

Try your luck. Try your luck.

I'm due. I'm due.

Hit me. Hit me.

Win here. Win here.

Jackpot money. Jackpot money.

- Jackpot.
- Jackpot.

- Try your luck.
- Jackpot.

Fellas..

Fellas, wait a minute, will you?

Look, wait a minute.
I'm out of change.

Fellas, I'm broke!
Will you get lost?

Leave us alone, will you?

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"The Jetsons"

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Meow!

(George)
Help! Help!

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

Jane!

Help! Jane!