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[theme music]

You sent for me, Mr. Ranger, sir?

Yes, I did. It's time you had a briefing, Yogi.

Okay, sir, but I'd appreciate

your making it as brief as possible.

Hey-hey-hey!

Yogi, you act like you own Jellystone Park, but you don't.

I never considered such a purchase, sir.

'And I'm quite content'

'to be one of the timid woodland creatures.'

(Smith) 'Okay, timid woodland creature. Get this.'

'You're gonna stay clear of the picnic area's from now on.'

(Yogi) 'But, sir, uh, I'll starve, sir.'

Oh, no, you won't. Now, out.

'It'll do you good to live off the forest for a change.'

Nervy bear.

- Hello, Mr. Ranger. - Hello, Boo-Boo.

That Boo-Boo's a doll. Never any trouble from him.

What he sees in that Yogi, I'll never know.

Come on, Yogi.

We'll meld into the forest

and hunt for natural bear food.

'Nuts, berries, birch bark, sassafras roots..

Yuck, my stomach cringes from that stuff.

Uh, how 'bout honey, Yogi?

(Yogi) 'Honey? Now, that's more like it, Boob.'

Let's look alive and find a beehive.

Hey-hey-hey!

[buzzing]

(Boo-Boo) 'See the bees flying into that hollow tree, Yogi?'

That must be their home, with a honeycomb.

I'll go over and, uh, drive the bees away, Boob.

Then, hey-hey-hey, we're in the honey.

Come on out, you bees. Out, out, out.

clank clank

[bees buzzing]

- Run, Yogi, run. - 'I'ma running, Boob.'

[buzzing]

Ow!

crash

[laughing]

Does it still hurt, Yogi?

Only when I sit, Boo-Boo.

Listen, the books says that

bees will swarm after a queen bee.

So, if we got a queen bee, we could get those bees

to follow her and leave the tree.

We'll never find a queen bee, Yogi.

Not find, Boo-Boo. Make.

Remember those kids party costumes at the inn?

Yeah, Yogi.

Well, there's a queen bee costume there, Your Majesty.

Oh, no.

You'll be queen bee for a day, hey-hey-hey!

Yogi, I don't like this.

(Yogi) 'Hold still, Boo. While I, uh, put your head on.'

'Boo-Boo, you look so good'

'I almost wish I was a bee.'

Entomologist?

Yes, entomologist. That is I-I collect bugs, you see.

I had a dog who was an entomologist.

He collected fleas.

(male #1) 'Very funny. I laugh at that joke every time I hear it.'

But what I want is your permission to capture

any odd specimens I may see in the park.

(Smith) 'Yes, any odd specimens you see, take them.'

But that net is too small for some of the odd specimens

I've seen around here.

Nothing personal, you know.

[laughs]

It must be the lonely existence that makes them crack up.

Now, go over to the tree, and lure the bees away

Queen bee, Boo-Boo.

I don't like this, Yogi.

Don't worry, Boob. Bees would never hurt a queen bee.

(Boo Boo) 'I know it, Yogi, and you know it'

but do the bees know it?

Go on, Boo Boo, or I'll be forced

to go back to pic-a-nic baskets.

Okay, Yogi, I'll do it.

I wouldn't want Mr. Ranger to be mad at you.

I've never been so disappointed.

There's nothing extraordinary here.

Just the usual flies, gnats and mosquitos.

[buzzing]

Egad, a giant magnimous rex.

A thousand times bigger than I've ever seen.

No one will believe it. I've got to capture it.

[buzzing]

swish

(male #1) 'I got it. I got it.'

'The biggest magnimous rex the world has ever seen.'

Oh, I'll make the cover of Bug Magazine

this month for sure.

A bee? This tall?

A giant magnimous rex.

'And one sting from a magnimous rex'

'means instant, uh, you know what.'

Oh, no. All those nice tourists in danger.

Come on, we've got to capture it before it stings anyone.

Hurry, Yogi. Please get me out of this bee suit.

I'm trying, Boob, but the zippers stuck.

Oh-oh, the slider broke off.

And here comes Mr. Ranger, Yogi.

I don't want him to see me like this.

- There it is. - Don't let it sting you.

[buzzing]

Don't be alarmed, folks. It's only a deadly magnimous rex.

- A magnimous rex? - A magnimous rex?

[horns honking]

Everybody's suddenly leaving the park, Charlie.

Yeah, I wonder why.

(Smith) 'Rangers, run for your lives.'

'A magnimous rex is on the loose.'

What's a magnimous rex, Charlie?

I don't know, but I'm not waiting around to find out.

That's it, head it this way. Then I'll..

Don't hurt the little bee, Mr. Ranger, sir.

Little bee? That's a magnimous rex.

Hide someplace, Yogi. If it stings you, you're a goner.

We'll both be goners if Mr. Ranger finds out

he's chasing Boo-Boo.

I gotta get to Boo-Boo first.

(Boo-Boo) 'Uh, I'm glad you found me first, Yogi.'

Hold still, Boob, I'll have this costume off you in a jiffy.

Yogi, you destroyed the magnimous rex.

I did? Oh, I mean, yes, I did.

It was quite a tussle, sir, but I won, sir.

Even though I got stung, ooh, several times.

(Smith) 'Stung? You know what that means, Yogi?'

Yes, sir, a one way ticket

to the big Jellystone in the sky, sir.

'But what is one bear, compared to the safety of the tourists?'

'And a head ranger, sir.'

'Yogi, your cave entrance will be cemented up'

and a plaque put on it.

No other bear shall ever take your place.

[sniffling] Thank you, sir.

And for the time you have left..

...well, the park is yours.

'Anything goes. Goodbye, Yogi.'

Thank you, sir. We may meet again, sir.

'You know where, sir.'

[chomping] Boo-Boo, we'll never eat that forest fare

while I'm smarter than the average bear.

Hey-hey-hey!

[chomping]

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