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[theme music]

[instrumental music]

whoosh

whirr whirr

Newly arrived tourists, Boo-Boo.

Let's hit 'em for some yummy tourist-type goodies.

Gee, ah, these cars keep getting fancier all the time.

Maybe we shouldn't bother them, Yogi.

The ranger might not like it.

Boo-Boo, buddy-type bear, hey-hey-ey

we should extend a welcome to all tourists

and if they give us a handout,

what's wrong with that?

The park rules say they shouldn't feed us.

That's why it's best to get 'em before they learn the rules.

knock knock

screech

The inevitable tourist camera.

clicks

Shee.

Hey, where did everybody go?

(Boo-Boo) 'You alright, Yogi?'

I'm not sure, but if it's pictures they want

hey-hey-ey, I'll give 'em a few bear-like poses.

Now, Boo-Boo, they'll show their appreciation

by passin' out the goodies.

What a cheapskate, not a crumb did they give us.

[instrumental music]

(male announcer) 'Now landing'

'Saucer X12.'

'Returning from Planet Earth.'

Gentlemen, today we made contact

with Planet Earth for the first time

and we are going to show you

some pictures of a typical Earth inhabitant.

'As you can see, they are a strange race'

'with an obviously low IQ'

'and prone to doing weird things.'

'Notice the close set eyes'

the strange object worn on the head.

However, we need more information

before invading Earth.

Therefore, one of us will return

there disguised as an Earth person.

You will proceed as instructed.

When you get to Earth, mix in with the population.

Get lost in the crowd.

Get all the information you can.

Yes, sir.

whoosh

Get out of the road, you mangy bear.

Come on, beat it.

zap

Ranger station, ranger smith speaking.

Uh-huh, yeah.

Hmm. Well, now, let's see if I got it all.

A bear held up your car with a gun

and disintegrated it, right?

Oh, yes, sir, we always check out car disintegrations.

Thanks for calling.

Oh, boy, they forget where they park their cars

and blame it on the bears.

Boo-Boo, you go back to the cave and wait for me

whilst I liberate some tourist-type goodies. Hey-ey.

Don't let the ranger catch you, Yogi.

Ah, tisket and tasket I'm after a pic-a-nic basket.

Shee, what a screwy-lookin' bear.

'Lookin' for somebody, bub?'

One of the quiet ones, huh?

zap

If there wasn't the bear's code of no snitchin'

on brother bears, I'd turn him in.

'One bear like him could ruin our racket.'

Yes, ma'am, I heard you.

A bear with a hat disintegrated your picnic table.

[phone ring] Pardon me, ma'am.

Yes? Uh-huh.

Yeah, hmm, you say he disintegrated your table, too?

Well, thanks for reporting it, ma'ams.

Yogi, what are you doing in here?

You know bears are not allowed in the office.

And stop pointing that silly-looking gun at..

zap zap

Sufferin' catfish, Yogi's blown his top.

'The park rules must've been too rough on him.'

Attention, all sections of the park

this is an emergency. A bear has gone bizerk.

'He is armed and dangerous.'

'If you see him, call the ranger's station at once.'

'Repeat, a bizerk bear is on the loose.'

'He is armed and dangerous.'

'His name is Yogi Bear.'

spoot

'Attention, all rangers'

'when you see yogi shoot to kill.'

[gulps] For one little pic-a-nic basket?

[gunshots]

(male #1) There he is, men, let him have it!

Head for the cave, Boo-Boo.

[gunshots]

Looks like we gave him the slip, Boo-Boo.

Hey, Yogi, who's that in the cave with us?

(Yogi) 'Huh? It's that screwy-lookin' bear again.'

I'll bet he's behind all this trouble.

Now, get out and stay out!

thud

Or I'll turn you in, code or no code.

Throw that gun down and put your hands up, Yogi.

Hey, come back here!

Yogi, come back!

I promise you a fair trial.

Huh? Oh, no!

Yogi made a getaway in a flyin' saucer.

He's gone. I'm rid of him!

No more yogi bear.

I'm free, I'm free, I tell ya.

You certainly are, sir, it's a free country.

That voice.

Oh, no, it's Yogi.

[sobs]

How 'bout that? I didn't know he cared.

[theme music]