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Yogi, why don't you admit it? We're lost.

Boo Boo, buddy

we just misplaced our cave that's all.

I never heard of woodland creatures getting lost, Yogi.

That just proves we're different

than the average bears.

Hey, look, Boo Boo, a path.

I hope it leads to our cave, Yogi.

Paths always lead someplace. Let's follow it.

Ah, I-I think you're just a worry wart.

Oh, yeah? Well, don't say I didn't warn you.

I gotta go now. I'm expecting a load of bricks.

You know, Stanley, Brother Edgar has a point.

This straw house is kind of flimsy.

Yeah, Malcolm, I'd better move

into your wooden house, with you.

Look, Boo, the path ends at a straw house.

Uh, pardon me, little piggies, we're lost

and, uh, we're looking for our home.

Well, you're home now, if you wanna live in this house.

- This house? - 'Uh-huh.'

(Malcolm) 'It's yours for nothing.'

It may look a fright, but the price is right.

'We'll take it off your hands, chubby.'

Thanks. Bye-bye, bears.

And, uh, good luck in your new home.

(Yogi) 'There go two of the good ones, Boo Boo.'

Livin' in this haystack is much better

than our cold, damp cave. Eh, Boo Boo?

I don't know. This straw house worries me, Yogi.

Ah-ha, I found it.

Oh, wolfie, you are the clever one.

Let's see, the straw house, the tender little piggy

the big, bad wolf, that's me, put them all together

they spell pork chops for dinner.

[knock on door]

Go see who's at the door, Boo.

Okay, Yogi.

Knocking is just a formality.

According to the book, I have to huff and puff

and blow the house down.

Then ham hocks for dinner.

- 'You want something?' - Huh?

Let's see, that's the right address

the straw house but something's wrong.

Hey, alright, sonny, where is he?

Uh, never mind, I'll find him myself.

Soowee! Soowee!

Here, pig, pig, pig.

'Not under the bed, he's not in the closet.'

Okay, bub, where is he?

The pig doesn't live here anymore. We took over the house.

You took over the house?

Look, in all the books, the pig lives in the straw house.

Then you come along and glom it up, but good.

Well, I can't anything about it.

What am I saying?

Of course there's something I can do about it.

I can blow their house down.

Who was it, Yogi?

Search me, Boo. Some, uh, malcontent, no doubt.

whoosh

crash

What happened, Yogi?

Must have been a loose hurricane floating by.

I'm telling you, that wolf is a regular wind tunnel.

He'll blow this wooden house down

like it was made out of matchsticks.

Hey, look who's coming.

(Malcolm) 'What happened, fellas?'

Ah, big wind come along

and, uh, blew the house to the ground.

That sells me.

Me too.

We're moving on, fellers.

'You can have this house if you want it. So long.'

Hey, hey. This is our lucky day, Boo.

I don't like it, Yogi.

Never look a gift house in the mouth, Boo.

Wait till you see a place I got for us, fellas.

The wolf will never blow it down.

Ah-ha, there it is, the wooden house.

Now, pig number one will be there with pig number two

and that adds up to two dinners for me.

[bell rings]

I wonder who that is, Yogi.

I'll play it straight. Doorbell first.

But of course, nobody will answer.

Then comes the huffing and the puffing and then--

(Boo Boo) 'You rang the bell?'

Wh-what-what? Oh, no.

I'm doing everything right, but everything is wrong.

Out of the way, I gotta check this out.

This is all extra work for me. It's not in the story at all.

'Under the bed? No. Closet? No.'

'Grandfather clock? No.'

Okay, okay, I give up. Where are they?

They went off with their other brother.

Oh, no.

Why do you want pigs, Mr. Wolf?

"Why do I want the pigs, Mr. Wolf?" The kid says.

Oh, boy. How sheltered a life can you live?

Okay, okay. Nothing to do but go on. I will do my part.

Let's go find our cave, Yogi.

Ah, leave this nice house? Uh, nothing doing, Boo Boo.

whoosh

crash

Boo Boo, let's go back to our cave.

That's the best idea you had all day, Yogi.

Hey, Yogi, there's our cave. Straight ahead.

Just our hole in the wall

but it's home after all.

Gosh, I'm glad we're home, Yogi.

(in unison) 'Hiya, bears.'

Huh? Ah, what are you guys doing in our cave?

We're going to live here.

Yeah, my practical brother got the idea.

I'm so practical, I couldn't see the sense

of building a brick house, what with, uh, building permits

'and all that red tape.'

After all, we gave you two houses.

So, we know you wouldn't mind giving us this one.

What are we gonna do, Yogi?

What else? I'll ask 'em if we can stay.

But this thing's got me so bugged

I don't know what comes next. Let's see now.

"Straw house." "Wood house." No, no.

"Brick house." That's it.

Brick house, let's hold that thought.

Bad house, no, no, no. Bird house, no.

Brick house, that's it. I gotta remember that, it's imperative.

Hey, what's this?

'"New bricks for sale. Inquire three pigs in cave."'

How do you like that?

They didn't even build the brick house.

Ooh, those bears really refixed this deal.

Aye, fellas, uh, there's somebody knocking.

Uh, you answer it, Yogi. It's too cold to get out of bed.

Howdy do to you.

Oh, no, no, no, not again, it can't be.

What do you want?

What do I want?

I wanna be a million miles from here.

But, okay, I'll go along with it.

Are there any pigs in there?

Pigs? We're up to here with pigs.

You want pigs? Be my guest.

Thanks, buddy, much obliged.

'Alright, you guys.'

[babbling]

What do you think you're doing?

Get back there and build that house

so I can huff and puff and try to blow it down.

I want to frustrate myself.

Like it says in the book.

The three pigs story turned out

okay after all, eh, Yogi?

That's right, Boo Boo.

Had a happy ending, in bed we're spending.

[laughs]

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