Original subtitles

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(Yogi) '"Do not feed the bears."'

'"Non monget les bear."'

'"Feedinks der bears ist verbotten."'

'"Nole de comer a los osos."'

[speaking in foreign language]

...bears!

'"And especially Yogi."'

Ah, how do you like that, Boo-Boo?

All those new-type signs Mr. Ranger has put up

will cut down on our calorie intake.

But, Yogi, the ranger will feed us.

And so our bear-type privileges

as self-sustaining creatures of the wild wood

we shall endeavor to feed ourselves

with a little help from the tourists, of course.

- But, Yogi-- - 'Quiet, Boo-Boo.'

There's a tourist, carryin' a basket full of goodies.

♪ Doodly-doop-de-doo ♪

♪ Doodly-doop-de-doo ♪

♪ Doodly-doop-de-doo ♪

(Yogi) Welcome to Jellystone Park.

Ah, that's a pretty heavy basket for a little girl to carry.

Yogi, you're not gonna take the little girl's basket.

Well, uh, no, Boo-Boo, I'm just checkin' a possible violation

of the child labor law.

'Hey, that's a big load you're carrying, miss.'

'What've you got in there?'

Chocolate cake, blueberry pie, sandwiches

'apple pie, fritz candy, pizza pie--'

That's enough, hold it.

I only got so much control.

- Who's all this for? - It's for my granny.

She lives over the hill.

Buh-bye, bears.

♪ Doodly-doop-de-doo doodly-doop-de-doo ♪

♪ Doodly-doop-de-doo ♪♪

For Granny, eh?

Hmm, that gives me an idea.

Whatever it is, Yogi, I don't like it.

Hello, Granny.

This is your Double Shuffle program.

If you can tell us, what letter follows "B" in the alphabet

you'll win first prize.

(Granny) 'Why, that's the letter "C."'

Oh, yeah! That's right.

You win six free lessons

at the Dancy-go-round studio in town.

Get there right away.

'I'll be there, I'll be there.'

Now all I gotta do is replace Granny.

And get those goodies. Hey-hey-hey-hey!

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Six free dance lessons.

Crazy, man, crazy.

Hey, man, jump in, we're going to town.

But, Granny, the basket!

'Oh, scratch that sandwich routine.'

[engine cranking]

We're off to Danceville.

I hope Yogi doesn't get into trouble.

'Oh-oh. The little girl lost her red hood and basket.'

I'll put on the hood and bring the basket to her old granny.

That'll surprise her.

[humming]

Ah, here she comes, red hood, basket

knobby knees, the whole bit.

[humming]

Hey! Hey, little girl.

- You called me? - Huh?

I'm not sure.

Shee, what a homely kid.

Please, no offense, but are you Red Riding Hood?

You were expecting maybe Miss America?

Oh, boy. Oh, these kids nowadays.

Full of guff, vinegar, and like that.

Where you headed for little, uh, ugh, girl?

I'm goin' to Granny's house with this basket of goodies.

Well, I guess you're legit.

You memorized your lines right, anyhow.

Very badly read, but well memorized.

Well, goodbye. I've gotta get going.

[humming]

Oh, that kid, that kid was right upfront

when they passed out homely looks.

Ooh, he's got a face just like a bear.

Well, I gotta play it. I gotta play it out anyway.

Next, the shortcut to Granny's house.

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It's uncanny, but I'm a granny.

Touch not a hair on yon grey head.

Just feed me goodies while I'm in bed.

Hey-hey-hey!

screech

The car is gone. So no Granny to mess with.

Oh, that's a break for me.

Oh, what a tremendous break.

But I can't get over that bear-face Red Riding Hood.

swish swish

Red Riding Hoods used to be such cute little girls.

Winsome and winning.

[snoring]

It figures. It figures!

Strong family resemblance. Ugh!

'Come on out of the sack, move it. Come on!'

Get your homely bear-face out of that bed.

Stop! I'm an old lady.

And you won't get any older if you give me trouble

because I'm merciless, I show you no mercy.

Now, stay put in that closet.

Oh, boy! Real clock-stoppers, both of 'em.

I don't know who's homelier, Granny or the kid?

[doorbell dings]

Ooh-hoo-hoo! Is that Red-homely-Hood already?

Oh, what a day!

Alright, come in.

Hello. Are you Granny?

Right now, I'm, uh, not positive of anything.

My! What big eyes you have, Granny.

I'm not even sure I wanna go through with this thing.

Okay. The better to see your bear-face with.

And what big teeth you have, Granny.

The better tooth, the better..

I won't say it. I'll starve first.

I'll just eat the stuff out of the picnic basket.

'You're not my type, little girl.'

I'm not a little girl.

- I'm a little Boo-Boo. - A Boo-Boo?

Yeah, yeah, I-I'll buy that.

You're a boo-boo, alright.

Now, I'll just take this basket of goodies and blow.

bash

Oh, no, you don't.

- It's the homely old granny. - I'm no homely old granny.

I'm a homely old bear.

Bear? Ha-ha, that explains it.

You're in a wrong story, pal.

This isn't the Goldilocks-Bears thing.

'One was too hot, another too cold'

'the third was just right, remember?'

There were three of you. Where's Mama Bear?

What's the hassle, boys? Fill me in.

Where were you two?

And what's the idea of goofing off

when we've got a show to get on the road?

'Someone should be putting up the 24 sheets.'

'There should be a blaring of trumpets.'

Let them know we're coming.

Oh, boy. Well, let's get on with it.

Into the closet, Granny. That's it.

Okay, Red, outside. Ring the doorbell.

Places, everybody! Action! Roll 'em!

[doorbell dings]

Come in, Little Red Riding Hood.

(Red Riding Hood) 'Oh, Granny, what big eyes you have.'

(wolf) 'The better to see you with, my dear.'

This Little Red Riding Hood is, good, good, good.

I wonder how it comes out.

How can I miss with goodies like this?

Hey-hey-hey-hey!

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