Original subtitles

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

See any tourist-type tourists, Boo-Boo?

- Not yet, Yogi. - Oh, goody, goody, goody.

We will now remove the "Do not feed the bears" sign

and get ready for the invasion.

You're sure sharp, Yogi.

You are so right, Boo-Boo.

Now remember, Boo-Boo boy

thousands of tourists mean thousands of good goodies.

Yummies for our tummies, eh, Yogi?

Okay, Boo-Boo.

You remember all the tricks

I showed you about begging for food?

I think so, but I'll never be as good as you, Yogi.

They don't make 'em like me no more, Boo-Boo.

[laughs]

(Yogi) 'Well, now, here comes our first patron, Boo-Boo.'

- Excuse me, sir. - Oh, may I help you, sir?

Yes. Do you have any bears in Jellystone park?

Oh, Certainly, sir, but be careful

'a-and please don't feed them.'

Oh, I won't. I play by the rules, sir.

Ah, you are one of the good ones, sir.

- 'And enjoy your visit, sir.' - Oh, I will, I will.

"Don't feed the bears." Shee!

How selfish can you get, yet?

Now, as soon as he parks

old Yogi boy will show the technique

of getting goodies from the tourists.

You're a brain, Yogi.

Brainier than the average tourist, Boo-Boo.

[instrumental music]

[humming]

What a delightful day.

[humming]

[laughs]

Little do they know

that my trailer is a secret laboratory.

[laughs]

(Dingaling) 'Soon, the whole world will know..'

[clucking]

...that I, professor Dingaling

can transfer the brain of one animal to another.

[clucking]

And after animals, why not humans, huh?

[laughs]

[knock on door]

Huh? Ah, who? Yes?

Who is it?

(Yogi) 'Tis only I, sir, a poor hungry forest creature.

Have you got any goodies?

It's a bear, a perfect specimen

for my first experiment.

I shall transpose the brain of this chicken..

[clucking]

...to the brain of that bear.

[laughs]

Ah, don't go away, friend.

'I've got gobs of goodies just for you.'

Ah, you see, Boo-Boo?

That "poor forest creature" routine

always gets them right here.

You're all brains, Yogi.

I'll be right there, bear.

Coming. Coming.

[clucking]

(Dingaling) 'Step into my labora..'

'I mean parlor, forest creature.'

Don't mind if I do, sir.

This is a nice, cozy little place you got here, sir.

Crazy, but cozy.

[laughs]

Ah, where's the goodies?

I'll fetch the snacks. Have a seat, sir.

As a host, you're the most.

[scatting]

This chair feels like the hot seat.

[laughs] That's a hot one.

Yes, indeedy. That is a hot one.

[electricity crackling]

Who turned out the lights?

And now the great moment has arrived.

'Did my experiment succeed?'

[clucking]

Indeed!

I repeat, sir, where's the goodies?

Gee, I wish Yogi would hurry back.

I'm hungry.

[clucking]

Yogi, what happened?

(Yogi) What happened, like, what, Boo-Boo boy?

Oh, no! It ain't so!

Nice little old guy, the professor.

- Real people. - Oh!

I don't feel so good.

thud

What's with you, Boo-Boo?

And now for my next experiment

transposing an animal brain to a human.

But first, I must get that chicken back.

'Here, chick, chick, chick, chick. Here, chickie.'

Are you addressing me, sir?

You forgot your goodies.

Indeed I did. Indeed I did.

No, no, Yogi! Don't go back in that trailer!

Ah, what's eating you, Boo-Boo?

Ah, something happened to you, Yogi.

You are Yogi, aren't you?

[clucking]

Or is that Yogi?

Shee, I'm confused.

[clucking]

That looks more like my Yogi.

Yogi, wait for Boo-Boo.

That's a confused little bear.

[clucking]

Yogi, speak to me. Say something.

[clucking]

You're a sick chicken, uh, b-bear, Yogi.

I'm putting you to bed.

[clucking]

Alright, alright.

How come I gotta wear this tin hat?

Now, to transpose the brain

of a chicken to a human.

[laughs]

So, bring on the goodies!

And since there are no human guinea pigs

I, like the scientists in the movies

will volunteer for the test.

[electricity crackling]

[clucking]

Gee, Yogi, I liked you better as a bear.

- Who's there? - 'It's me.'

How about them goodies?

Hooray! I'm famous.

I, Professor Dingaling, am famous.

[clucking]

I am a creature of the forest.

I am a famous scientist.

And I am a mixed-up little bear.

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